Hay Zoo
By Zoobaru
[sung to the tune of "Hey You" by Pink Floyd]


Hay zoo! Out there in the cold,
Getting horny, getting bold, can you feel me?
Hay zoo! Hiding behind the bales, 
With sweaty palms, & biting nails, can you feel me?
Hay zoo! Don't let them crush you with fright.
Come on in, I don't bite.

Hay zoo! You're a long way from home,
Wanting comfort, because you're alone, will you touch me?
Hay zoo! With your fear about to claw,
Until you hear me call out, will you touch me?
Hay zoo! Come in here and bury your bone.
Open your heart, cause we're coming home!

But it was only fantasy.
The mare was too high, as you can see.
No matter how he tried he could not mate Spree.
And the tears fell onto her mane.

Hay zoo! Turning around, walking out,
Head hanging down, will you mate me!
Hay zoo! Out there beyond the stall,
Dressing in the hall, will you mate me!
Hay zoo! Don't tell me there's no chance at all!
Together we stand, divided we fall.