All I Need to Know About Life...
I learned from my dog!

• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstacy.
• Always give people a friendly greeting - a cold nose in the crotch is effective.
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
• Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
• Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
• Be loyal.
• Bond with your pack.
• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
• Don't go out without I.D.
• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
• If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
• If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
• Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
• Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
• Never pretend to be something you're not.
• No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout ... run right back and make friends.
• On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.
• On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
• Run, romp and play daily.
• Take naps and stretch before rising.
• Thrive on attention and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.
• When it comes to having sex, if at first you don't succeed, beg.
• When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
• When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
• When you go out into the world, remember to always take time to smell the roses ... and trees, grass, rocks, fire hydrants, ...
• When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.
• When you're excited, speak up.
• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.