A while back, I replied here to an article regarding dog cum. As a result, I
received my first zoo-related flame, from an356078@anon.penet.fi (Lorg Greg):
LG> You should kill yourself. LORG GREG
...To which I replied:
>Well, as you can see, Lorg--or may I call you Greg?--I deliberately disobeyed
>your wishes. :( I hope you aren't terribly upset. Actually, I'm not at all
>worried about what you think of me, because I find the idea of sharing sensual
>enjoyment with another sentient life form a far less hideous and sickening
>lifestyle than asking people with whom you have a philosophical difference of
>opinion to take their own lives so you are spared the horror of having to share
>the planet with them.
>
>(**sigh** And apologies for the run-on sentence. :)
>
>Remember: every kind of sexual proclivity is an aberrant behavior from some
>point of view. If we react to the unknown by asking it to kill itself, how can
>we call ourselves more civilized than those we hate?
>
>Just a point to ponder. Have a good life, no matter who or what you share it
>with. :)
...And when I posted my reply on ASB for good measure, I received the following:
>From: an350994@anon.penet.fi
>Date: Mon, 21 Aug 1995 03:54:23 UTC
>Subject: Re: dogs cum, and nonsensical hatred in general :)
>
>A litle late, but go girl! Whatever hits your button, more power to you!
>
>JIm.
...And this:
>From: an366299@anon.penet.fi
>Date: Tue, 22 Aug 1995 16:08:30 UTC
>Subject: RE: Dog Cum
>
>I did not see your referanced messaged but I did see a response you sent
>someone else. From the sound of your response I take it that you may be
>intersested in fucking a dog.
>
>We have a Mastiff, Rex, that I have trained to fuck my wife and I would really
>like to watch him fuck another woman. Rex is rather large, like all dogs of
>his breed, but he will not hurt you. When he fucked my wife the first few
>times I had to restrain his hunching. However, after the first few times he
>seemed to understand that he should pump slowley until she became wet and
>loose. He seems to know that when she bows her back and pushes back against
>him that he can fuck her harder but being as wet and loose as she is (or you
>would be) it never hurts her.
>
>If you are serious about fucking a dog I would be willing to meet you half way
>between you hometown and ours (West Memphis). I know you would enjoy and I
>would very much llike to watch.
>
>If you want to consider this offer let me hear from you on Compuserve >102121,431
>
>Regards,
>
>Henry W.
...I would like to know why some folks think I'm female. My .sig says "Half
man, half stag"--you'd think that would be sufficient information for even
the most clueless newbie.
And in keeping with my tradition of publicly posting private flames and
correcting their spelling and grammar:
>You should kill yourself. LORG GREG
Put one space after the period, not three. And don't use all caps.
>A litle late, but go girl! Whatever hits your button, more power to you!
^^^^^ ^^
"Little" has two T's, and "go" should have a comma after it.
>JIm.
^^^
Your name is Jim, not JIm. Only the first letter is capitalized.
>I did not see your referanced messaged but I did see a response you sent
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
referenced message
[and now for Henry's post...]
>intersested in fucking a dog.
^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
interested
And maybe _you_ fuck, Henry, but _I_ don't. I only make love. You should try it
sometime. :)
>We have a Mastiff, Rex, that I have trained to fuck my wife and I would really
^^^
"Rex." How original. Is that a pseudonym to protect innocent dogs?
>like to watch him fuck another woman. Rex is rather large, like all dogs of
^^
Again, one space after a period.
>When he fucked my wife the first few times I had to restrain his hunching.
Yeah, I'll bet. I bet you were too busy taking care of yourself to interfere. :)
>seemed to understand that he should pump slowley until she became wet and
^^^^^^^
slowly
>loose. He seems to know that when she bows her back and pushes back against
A good lover engages in foreplay to make sure she's "wet and loose" before entry
begins. You don't wait until your dick's inside to worry about whether she's wet.
Otherwise it hurts her. But then, maybe that's what you want.
>but being as wet and loose as she is (or you would be) it never hurts her.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
As wet and loose as _I_ am? Did the bolts in my neck come out in the shower again? I'm
a _guy_, dude! Read my .sig next time!
>If you are serious about fucking a dog I would be willing to meet you half way
^^^^^^^^
"Halfway" is one word.
>between you hometown and ours (West Memphis).
^^^
your
>I know you would enjoy and I
^ ^^
it one space between words, please.
>would very much llike to watch.
^^^^^
Unlless you're a llama llover, there's onlly one "L" in like.
>If you want to consider this offer let me hear from you on Compuserve >102121,431
>
>Regards,
>
>Henry W.
You mean a clueless person lives on CS? I thought CS was for brainiacs! :)