In private e-mail to me, someone wrote:
>Hi. My name is [snipped]. I need to find some truly disgusting jokes,
>pictures, stories etc. regarding beastiality. Can you help. There is
>actually a really good reason for this. I'm truly not sick. I need to
>get as many as possible, preferably hundreds to email someone else.
[ My reply was as follows: ]
Hmmm. Let me see if I have this straight. You want me to provide you with
disgusting pictures, stories, and/or jokes about bestiality (which, BTW,
is spelled with only one 'a') in order to e-mail "hundreds" of them to
someone, presumably because you don't like that person very much.
We've all met people we don't like, and while I have no idea what this
person did, and he or she may indeed be worthy of such a gift in his
e-mail, I don't feel comfortable aiding you in your quest. My sexual
orientation is a very important part of my life. I don't consider it
"disgusting" or "sick," as you seem to imply that it is.
I've written a number of zoophilia-related limericks, which can be found
at my website, but I tried to make them as tasteful as possible, and with
a few exceptions, I don't consider them "disgusting." They might, however,
be enlightening, as might any of a number of resources available on or
through my web pages.
By now, you've hopefully had time to think about this, and have perhaps
come to the conclusion that sending someone a ton of "disgusting" e-mail
really isn't going to make the situation better.
However, with that said, I am compiling my own list of zoo humor, and I am
still on the lookout for humorous anecdotes and short jokes related to
human/animal relationships, as well as those about animals by themselves,
especially if involving animal sex. If you find any material which does
not disgust you, send it my way: it's just what I'm looking for, and just
what we need. :)
Thanks for your time.