Re: Can you help me? (Fwd from private e-mail)

Posted August 28, 1996

In private e-mail to me, someone wrote: >Hi. My name is [snipped]. I need to find some truly disgusting jokes, >pictures, stories etc. regarding beastiality. Can you help. There is >actually a really good reason for this. I'm truly not sick. I need to >get as many as possible, preferably hundreds to email someone else. [ My reply was as follows: ] Hmmm. Let me see if I have this straight. You want me to provide you with disgusting pictures, stories, and/or jokes about bestiality (which, BTW, is spelled with only one 'a') in order to e-mail "hundreds" of them to someone, presumably because you don't like that person very much. We've all met people we don't like, and while I have no idea what this person did, and he or she may indeed be worthy of such a gift in his e-mail, I don't feel comfortable aiding you in your quest. My sexual orientation is a very important part of my life. I don't consider it "disgusting" or "sick," as you seem to imply that it is. I've written a number of zoophilia-related limericks, which can be found at my website, but I tried to make them as tasteful as possible, and with a few exceptions, I don't consider them "disgusting." They might, however, be enlightening, as might any of a number of resources available on or through my web pages. By now, you've hopefully had time to think about this, and have perhaps come to the conclusion that sending someone a ton of "disgusting" e-mail really isn't going to make the situation better. However, with that said, I am compiling my own list of zoo humor, and I am still on the lookout for humorous anecdotes and short jokes related to human/animal relationships, as well as those about animals by themselves, especially if involving animal sex. If you find any material which does not disgust you, send it my way: it's just what I'm looking for, and just what we need. :) Thanks for your time.


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