# Animal Erotica in Movies

The suffix [COMM] means it was shown on commercial television, and may have been edited for length and content. [DISN] means it appeared on the Disney Channel, so the commercials were fewer (if any), but it may still have been edited. [TCM] or [AMC] mean it appeared on the cable channels Turner Classic Movies or American Movie Classics, which means it had no commercials, and is less likely to have been edited.

(In most cases, the times start with the beginning of the opening credits or the first scene of the film, after the obligatory film company logo.)

12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis): elephant-p
  Near the end, an elephant has a brief cameo, and his penis is slightly relaxed. [Thanks, Stomp]

101 Dalmatians (1996, Glenn Close) [DISN]: N
  Pongo (the male Dalmatian) is intact, but is seen only fleetingly, and aside from two brief scenes of a puppy peeing, there's nothing erotic in this film. "MZ" adds: "Everything you would want to see about Pongo is in the first 10 minutes of the film, which is nothing substantial. A male puppy was given a female collar."

2001: A Space Oddysey: tapirs-p~
  In the early scenes of the Dawn of Man, some of the tapirs are male, and a few of them appear to have partial erections.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: N

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls: N (though the elephant we see in the distance at 14 minutes into the film has a partial erection)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen: greyhound-t,s
  "J" reports: "Wolf is is an intact male Greyhound and you can see him often through the movie."

The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996, Martin Landau): N
  A dog takes a leak on Pinocchio's leg about an hour into the film, but it is only heard and not seen.

Air Bud (1997)
  "J" reports: "He is an intact Golden Retriever." [Having seen this on the Disney Channel, I can confirm this, but his genitals were never seen clearly under that luxuriant coat. --Actaeon]

Air Force One (1997, Harrison Ford): N
  One of the German Shepherd guard dogs in Moscow is an intact male, and is seen walking by at a low angle, but it is dimly lit and poorly visible.

Alien^3: N
  There's an intact male Doberman pinscher guarding the prison, but it is dimly lit and the testes are shown only fleetingly. The dog is dead within the first 20 minutes anyway.

Animal Farm (1999, Patrick Stewart, Julia Ormond): N
  Excellent movie, though.

Animal House: ?
  I haven't seen the unedited version of this yet (only the censored TV version), so I don't know how explicit it gets, but we do get a good look at Neidermeyer's white gelding, including his sheath and (distantly) his anus. There is also the implication that there is bestiality going on, because there's a cow in the frat house.

Armageddon (1998, Bruce Willis): N

Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell): N
  I saw the edited-for-TV version, so it wouldn't surprise me if the full version has animal bathroom humor.

As Good As It Gets (Jack Nicholson): dog-u-3
  The movie opens with Jack trying to stop a small fuzzy dog from peeing on a hotel floor. He fails, and the dog pees again when Jack picks him up. The urine stream is fake, since the dog playing the role is a female. :)

Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999, Mike Myers): N

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997, Mike Myers): N

Avalon: Beyond the Abyss (1999, Parker Stevenson): N

Babe II: Pig in the City (1998): pit bull-s
  "[When] the pitbull is hanging upside down from the bridge, there is a good several seconds with his sheath promnatly displayed in the center of the screen."

Babe (1995, James Cromwell): N

Back to God's Country (1953): unknown
  I haven't seen this film, but according to the description ("Sea captain and wife mush Great-Dane-led dog sled"), it should be promising. After all, when's the last time you saw a dog sled movie without a musher's-eye view, and when's the last time you saw a Great Dane running with its tail down? :)

Barb Wire [Sci-Fi] (1996, Pamela Anderson Lee): N
  Barb's "female" Rottweiler, "Camille," is actually an intact male. His scrotum is visible only for a split second, when he reaches the top of a staircase and turns toward the camera.

Barbarella (1968, Jane Fonda): N

Batman and Robin (1997, George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzeneggar): N
  A (presumably male) bulldog is frozen solid while trying to take a leak on a fireplug, but no genitals or urine is seen. (FYI, the dog is thawed out at the end of the scene and walks away none the worse for wear.)

Baxter (?): pit bull-?
  A French film, described in one review as "A very disturbing tale, narrated primarily by a Hitler-loving neurotic pit bull. Very intense at times, not for the uneasy." A visitor to my website reports: "[the dog] speaks his mind. Believe me on this one, there will be some parts you will greatly appreciate. The ending is rather sad, but the middle has some great moments." A review at Forrest Walter's bad Movies! page describes it thus: "A dog that can think (but not talk) is given to an old woman. After she has it for a while, she starts getting senile, and begins to lust for her canine. She tells it she used to call her husband's love organ "her little man", and then says to the dog, "Come here, little man." She's in the tub at the time, and she grabs the dog and pulls him in with her. Baxter freaks out, and decides he doesn't like her. So when she's on the stairs, he knocks her down. He's given to a young couple next. He likes to watch them copulate. He's a sick little dog. Anyway, he ends up with a little boy that is fixated on Hitler. The boy trains Baxter to be an attack dog. The boy meets a girl (who he thinks resembles Eva Braun, Hitler's girlfriend), who has a female dog. Baxter mates with the other dog, while the kids watch (interesting switch!). Baxter is ashamed. He feels that he must prove to the boy he isn't weak, so he attacks him. The boy beats Baxter to death with a stick. Then the boy wonders if the young couple will adopt him. The End. (only the French would make a movie like this...)" Another detailed review is at FilmZone.com, but it omits most of the sexual stuff.

The Bear (1990, Jack Wallace and "Bart" the bear): 0:17:45-0:17:50 (bear-s), 0:42:50 (bear-t?), 0:44:45-0:45:45 ("bears"-c), 1:25:45 (bear-s)
  If you're looking for a movie depicting realistic bear behavior, keep looking. Disney-wannabes at their very worst. :) Those "elk" look suspiciously like European red deer (look at 0:37:53 to see what I mean). The scene where I say "t?" is because it's supposed to be the sow lolling on her back, but it seems Bart is doing the acting: her "nipples" look a lot like testes. :) And, if I remember my movie trivia right, the "bear" mating scene is actually two very embarrassed guys in fursuits pretending to "do it in the woods." However, we do get a good look at Bart for real as he faces down a cougar near the end of the film.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996, animated): donkey-d, vultures-c
  Although it's animated, there are a couple good zoo-ish scenes. While touring the Grand Canyon, they watch a pack mule taking a dump. Later, while stranded in the desert, they see a pair of vultures mating. It was cool. Heh heh heh heh. :)

The Big Blue (Gaumont Productions (20th Century Fox), 1988):
  "WP" reports: "You haven't seen it? Then what are you doing reading this then? Go and grab it. Features Rosanna Arquette; Jean-Marc Barr and Jean Reno. Revolves around the world free diving competition and a person (Barr) who is more dolphin than human. No sexual content, but some excellent shots of dolphins. A very good movie."

The Big Brass Ring (Showtime, 1999?; William Hurt, Nigel Hawthorne): ?
  I don't get Showtime, but according to the capsule review on page 66 of the August 13, 1999 "Entertainment Weekly" magazine, there's a "weak-bladdered monkey" in it.

The Big Hit (1998, Lou Diamond Philips): N
  Great movie, though.

Bingo (1991)
  "J" reports: "The dog is actually female, not male. Not exactly a very good movie either."

Black Beauty (1971): ~5: horse-b4; ~13: colt-a3

Black Beauty (1994, Sean Bean, David Thewlis) [COMM]: 3:04-3:24 (horse-b3), 4:40-4:42 (mare-n), 4:42-4:48 (filly-a/v3)

Blade (1999, Wesley Snipes): N

Blazing Saddles (1974, Gene Wilder): horse-p
  Minis reports: "At about 4:30 into 'Blazing Saddles' there is a horse unsheathed that is frightened by the cowboys dancing around and you can see his dick flap back and forth."

Bluegrass (a made-for-TV movie or miniseries from the early 90s?): horses-c
  "L8" reports: "[This movie] feature[s] a quick shot of a stallion mounting a mare, and also a few seconds of relatively graphic thrusting.... I think it starred Farah Fawcett (or one of her imitators) but I have never seen or heard of it being re-run." This entry was originally listed at the end, under "unknown titles"; the description follows:

Bowfinger (1999, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin): dog-v?
  I've only seen the trailer so far, but it has a scene where a (female?) dog, its legs splayed, is lying on its back on a couch, and Eddie keeps trying to put her legs together.

Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson): N
  Good movie, with lots of horses in it. No zoo scenes, though, and not for the faint of heart: many of the horses are "killed" using special effects and models.

Bullseye (Michael Caine, Roger Moore): dogs-c
  BrightStar reports: "...near the middle of the movie, there is a scene which shows a dog mating with several other dogs (two are actually shown, the other three or four matings are implied)."

The Cable Guy (1996, Jim Carrey): N
  While there are several horses in the medieval restaurant scene, they are covered in colored blankets, so nothing is seen.

Caligula (103 mins.; Penthouse Films International, 1979; Malcolm McDowell, Peter O'Toole): N
  Note: there may be different versions of this film.

The Call of the Wild: Dog of the Yukon [COMM] (1997, Rutger Hauer, Bronwen Booth): N

Cat People (1942, Simone Simon): N

Chino (aka The Horses of Valdez) (Charles Bronson): horses-c
  Stargazer reports there is a very nice horse mating scene roughly 50 minutes into the film (counting commercials). You may have to rent the original, though: when TNT cable aired it, they prudishly cut out the mating scene. "S" confirms the scene's existence, though reports "it is very short, choppy and not all that detailed." "L8" adds: "[actress] Jill Ireland is watching the whole time. The mounting and penetration is fairly tame, but there are several seconds where the stallion is seen from about the two o'clock position - he's got a throbbing erection, and Jill appears to enjoy the show...."

Chips, the War Dog (1989, Brandon Douglas) [DISN]: 1:06:47 (german shepherd-p3)
  "Chips" is played by Vitas, an intact male German Shepherd. We see his sheath opening several times, but only once is he showing pink. There's also an intact male Mastiff, but we never get a good view.

A Christmas Carol (TNT, 1999, Patrick Stewart, Joel Grey): N

The Chronicles of Narnia (the six-episode BBC mini-series)
  A male centaur (played by a man wearing a very well-made horse suit) features prominently in one episode (I forget which), and when he is standing in a small gathering, facing slightly toward the camera, it is clear he has a sheath.

Citizen Kane [TCM] (1941, Orson Welles): N

City Lights (1931, Charlie Chaplin): N

Clean Slate
  "J" reports: "An intact male terrier is in this film. BTW, the reason the dog wears the eye patch is because he has very poor depth perception."

Cold Feet: stallion-p
  "ML" reports: "[This film is] about a stallion which gets stolen. There are a couple of shots of partial erections."

Cold Turkey (1971, Dick Van Dyke): 06:00-06:05: dog-u
  There is also a scene where a poodle gets kicked, and it looks fairly realistic. I think they had it on a wire and yanked the dog out of the picture. They'd never get away with that today.

Colossus: The Forbin Project: N

The Corruptor (1999, Chow Yun-Fat): N

Crimson Tide (Gene Hackman, Denzel Washington): dog-u
  The Captain lets his Jack Russell Terrier take a leak in the submarine, as well as on the grass outside after the hearing.

The Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)
  A bulldog tries to mount a mechanical dog he believes is a female, and there's a brief view of a pug's sheath in an elevator.

Dante's Peak (1996, Pierce Brosnan): N
  Yes, the dog lives through the movie, though he's a bit singed. And as far as volcano movies go, Tommy Lee Jones' "Volcano" is far superior to this one.

Deep Impact (1998, Morgan Freeman): N

Dirty Work: (Unseen yet)
  A character comments how a rich man is sticking his thumb up his chiahuahua's butt. Also contains a scene of a dog mounting a skunk. [Thanks MZ]

Doctor Doolittle (1998, Eddie Murphy): tiger-s,t~
  A surprisingly tame movie, IMO, considering the potential for ribald humor. There are some subtle zoo references, but nothing special. We do get a few casual views of a male tiger facing away from the camera, but that's about it. All the dogs seem to be neutered, so there's nothing to report in that regard.

Dog's Best Friend [COMM] (1997, Richard Mulligan, Adam Zolotin): N

Dogmatic (1996, Pebblehut Productions):
  When it aired on ABC's Wonderful World of Disney in May 1999, there was a good rear view of Rocky, the intact male Jack Russell Terrier, at 32:42.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1995): N
  "AG/PL" reports: "Despite the annoying long title, they was a very cool shot of two bulldogs mating in slow motion (if you see it, check the nads on the male! :)"

Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986, Richard Dreyfuss, Nick Nolte): dog-m
  When Barbara and Jerry have sex, the family dog Matisse gets so turned on that he lies on his back and masturbates.

Dr. No (1962, Sean Connery): N

Duel (1971, Dennis Weaver): N

Enemy of the State (1999, Will Smith, Gene Hackman): N

Erik the Viking (1989, Tim Robbins): N

Eyes in the Night (1942, Edward Arnold, Ann Harding, Donna Reed):
  The detective's guide dog is an intact male German Shepherd mix; I didn't see the whole movie, but it's in black and white, so he won't be showing pink. :)

Face/Off (1997, John Travolta, Nicholas Cage): N
  _Excellent_ movie, BTW.

Fahrenheit 451 (Oskar Werner): N

Far From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog [COMM] (1995, Mimi Rogers, Bruce Davison): N
  "Yellow" is an intact male Yellow Lab.

Father of the Bride, Part II: N
  The MacKenzies own two Doberman Pinschers, at least one of which is male, but I can't be sure if either is intact. The only "zooish" scene occurs from 31:44-31:48, when Mr. MacKenzie gives one of the dogs a goodbye kiss. It's a VERY GOOD kiss. :)

A Fistful of Dollars (1964, Clint Eastwood): N

Five Million Years to Earth (1967, James Donald, Andrew Keir): N

Flash (1997, Lucas Black, Ellen Burstyn): N

Flipper (1963, Chuck Connors): N (amazingly enough)

Flubber (Robin Williams): N

Forbidden Planet [COMM] (1956, Walter Pidgeon, Leslie Nielsen): N

Free Willy: orca-g
  I haven't seen the entire film, but I did see at least one visible genital slit during the opening credits when it was on TV. I'll have to rent it and take a closer look. Or has someone already done so? Also, the scene of Willy jumping over the breakwater and over the boy is computer generated, so when the whale passes overhead in slo-mo, its genital slit is missing. Too bad: it would have been a very nice shot.

From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery): N

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (Zero Mostel, Buster Keaton): mare-v
  The character "Hero" is sent to collect mare sweat for a sleeping potion. On his quest, he checks under a horse's belly; it turns out to be a mare (facing away from the camera), who swishes her tail a couple times while he collects her sweat, exposing her vulva in the process. Also, the original theatrical trailer suggests the film is for "mature audiences"; I didn't see anything beyond PG-13 when it aired on Turner Classic Movies, so it may have been edited.

The Game (1997, Michael Douglas): N
  Very good movie.

Genesis II (1973?, Alex Cord): N

George of the Jungle (1998, Brendan Fraser):
  When the lion jumps over George early in the fight scene, his anus and genitals are seen briefly as he descends in slow motion. The life-size lion plushie George spins over his head shortly thereafter was given a scrotum, though I didn't see a sheath. "Shep," the elephant who play's George's "dog," lifts his leg and pees (rather, gushes) on a tree, and near the end of the film, Shep prepares to pee on some bad guys. Also, Barnside reports: "[When] George is introducing Ursula to some of the 'gang' at the Tree House, there's a monkey sitting on a stump, and George sits next to him and starts to converse with him. If you watch between the monkey's legs you see him getting hard ons. George can see this too and does all he can to keep from blowing his lines."

The Ghost and the Darkness (1996): lion-s,t
  Dr. VilE reports: "there is a very clear close up of lion testes during the final scenes of the movie, best seen with slo-mo."

Gift of the Whales (1989, Miramar Pictures; 24 mins.): N

Godzilla (1998, Matthew Broderick): N
  However, in the early scenes where Godzilla rampages Manhattan, he is occasionally filmed from below...and he has a cloaca. Good going, animation team! :)

Goin' South (Jack Nicholson): horse-u
  In this Western, a horse takes a leak (according to "S", you can't really see where the urine stream is coming from), and one character catches the urine in a pan of some sort and throws it over a tall fence, drenching another character. I could live with that. :)

Goldeneye
  Ziiraal reports: "[This] installment of the James Bond series shows a pack of huskies pulling someone on a sled outside of the base at Severneya. They escape the Goldeneye blast without injury. Nothing zooish."

Goldfinger (1964, Sean Connery): N

Gone With the Wind (1939, Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh): N

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly [COMM] (1967, Clint Eastwood): N

The Great Dictator (1940, Charles Chaplin): N

Gremlins
  "J" reports: "Billy's dog gets tied up in a bunch of Christmas Lights by the gremlins. Billy releases him and you can see the dog's sheath. I don't remember if he is intact."

Grumpier Old Men (1996?, Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon): dog-s,t~
  While chasing a cat, a dog jumps off the back of a couch and over the camera. Its sheath and testes are briefly visible, although dimly lit.

Gus [COMM] (1976, Edward Asner, Tim Conway): N
  "Gus," the field-goal-kicking mule, is supposed to be male, and is usually played by a gelding. At one point, however, while evading Asner and Conway in the grocery store, Gus lifts "his" tail, revealing a vulva. Also, in an interesting side note, about halfway through the film, there's a brief fight scene between animated human skeletons (and a feline) behind an x-ray machine...two decades prior to "Total Recall."

Highlander (Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery): N (though Connery¹s horse bears closer examination)

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993, Disney):
  "J" reports: "I think you will need a 4 head VCR for this one. I've seen it before, but I haven't been able to see it again. Check the part where the boy hugs Shadow goodbye and the dog says, 'You are my most favorite boy in the world.' I suspect that the dog is showing a little bit of pink. At least it appeared that way on the promo posters." Also, "Chance is an intact male and remains so in the sequel." I (Actaeon) watched the film on TV, and Shadow didn't seem to show pink. Also, the grizzly bear reveals his sheath when he stands on his hind legs.

Honey I Shrunk the Kids: N
  Quark is a female dog. [Thanks MZ]

The Horse in the Gray Flannel Suit [DISN] (1968, Morey Amsterdam, Diane Baker): N

In Like Flint (James Coburn): N
  Flint's guard dogs are a male German Shepherd, who seems to be neutered, and two Afghans, who appear to be female.

Independence Day (1996, Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum): N
  The Smith family dog is an intact male, but the 'nads are seen in only fleeting glimpses early on. Nothing to get excited about. Oh, and don't worry, the dog survives the tunnel scene and lives through the picture. I doubt the mounted patrolman made it, though. Funny how we zoos worry about the animals in movies, but not the humans. :)

Into the West (Miramax/Touchstone, 199?): gelding-s
  Minis reports: "In the movie 'Into the West,' there are crotch shots of the star horse (gelding) at 4:08, 10:56, 26:35, 46:30, and 1:17:42."

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978): N

It! The Terror From Beyond Space (1958): N

Jackie Chan's First Strike (Jackie Chan, 1997): N
  Great film, great stunts, worth $6.50. We briefly see the back end of a (female?) harlequin dane (or is it a big dalmatian?) but it's very brief, and we see more of Chan's back end, anyway. :) Oh, and in the behind-the-scenes shots just before the credits, Chan is frolicking in the shark tank, and as a shark swims overhead, Chan runs his hand along its belly, innocently stroking its claspers (it's a male) in the process.

Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998, Lloyd Bridges): donkey-a~
  Early in this parody, a man lifts a donkey's tail, exposing its anus to the camera. I don't recall if the donkey was male or female, and it was too far away to see much detail (especially if you simply rent it).

Jungle 2 Jungle (Tim Allen) [DISN]: N

Justin Morgan Had a Horse (1972, Disney): N

K-9 Cop (Jim Belushi): ?
  "KP" reports: "Rent the movie..., it's a comedy. It's about a male German Shepherd police dog. There are a lot of suggestive shots." Another person reports that, after being alone in a car with a female poodle, the GSD rolls on his back in slow motion, revealing his genitals.

Kalifornia (1994): N
  "AG/PL" reports: "There was a scene with two 'male' dogs mating. I doubt highly they were both male (that would have been cool :) but they were said to be."

Kull the Conqueror (Kevin Sorbo, 1997): camel-u~
  In the scene where Kull must hide under a camel's belly, the camel (a female) pees on the guard who lifts her tail (why he does this isn't clear). The urine trail is much higher than her vulva would be, and thus is obviously fake.

La Bete (a French language soft-core film by Walerian Borowckyz (sp?)): horses-c
  "John" reports: This movie "has some GREAT horse mating scenes." Much, much more information on this film is available in the Music and Art PIP.

Laserhawk (1997, Jason James Richter, Mark Hamill): N

The Last Prostitute (Sonya Braga and Wil Wheaton (yes, "Wesley Crusher"!)): horses-c
  Skandranon reports: This movie is about a "former prostitute who starts a horse farm/stud. [It] has quite a few very accurate teasing and breeding scenes. Besides being a reasonably good drama."

The Legend of El Blanco (Walt Disney Presents: Wild Disney's Wonderful World of Color): N
  However, at 17:36, you can briefly see that the "colt" is played by a filly. :)

Legend (1985, Tom Cruise, Mia Sara): N
  The two unicorns are very sexy, though, and as far as I can tell, both of them (including the "mare") are played by stallions.

The Leopard Man (1943, Dennis O'Keefe): N

Lethal Weapon 4 (1998, Mel Gibson): N

Liar Liar (1997, Jim Carrey): N

"Liebesgruesse aus der Lederhose," Teil 6, "Eine Mutter Namens Waldemar" ("Love-Letters out of the Leather Trouser", Episode 6, "A Mother Named Waldemar"): horses-c
  A German film, part of a series (this one is the sixth), with an explicit scene of horses mating while a man prepares to fuck a woman from behind. According to "I," all the actors in this series of films of the 60's are now bigger or smaller actors in Germany. To give you some names to look for: ? Muxeneder, Rosl ?, Herbert Fux, and ? Stein. (Question marks indicate unknown first or last names.) Echse further reports: "This sort of film was made in the 70's in Bavaria, when the soft sex films became popular in Germany. No international business will likely sell them, but you can rent or view them in older-style videoteques in Germany. They are all playing in the Alps and Munich, and except for the mating scene they are absolute nonsense films, made for the mind of juvenile seniors."

The Little Rascals
  "J" reports: "In both the movie and classic versions, Pete is always played by an intact male dog. In the 90's remake, he is a really big and masculine intact male dog."

Live and Let Die (1973, Roger Moore): N

Lolita (James Mason, Peter Sellers): N

The Lone Ranger and the Lost City of Gold [TCM] (1958, Clayton Moore, Jay Silverheels): 1:30-1:36 (Silver-s/t3), 1:05:34-1:05:37 (Scout-a3)

Lost in Space (1998): N

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997, Jeff Goldblum): N
  A neutered male yellow lab appears near the end of the film, but in a bloodless scene, he becomes a dino snack. :(

Mafia! (1998): (see "Jane Austen's Mafia!")

The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956, James Stewart, Doris Day): N

Mars Attacks! (1996, Jack Nicholson et al): N
  Several animals in this movie, but no zoo-ish scenes, and two of the scenes may be disturbing for animal lovers, despite the fact that they were only special effects. First, the movie opens with a herd of cows set on fire. Later, the First Dog (a beautiful Golden Retriever of undetermined gender) gets incinerated by the Martian spy that sneaks into the President's bedroom. >:'( Despite those scenes, I give the movie four stars: it was brilliantly written and directed, and absolutely hilarious. Tim Burton at his very best: don't miss it.

The Mask (Jim Carrey): dog-s,t,u~
  Near the end, when Milo the dog pees on the bad guys, the camera angle is from underneath, and there's an excellent view of his sheath and testes. The urine is of course added via computer, but the 'nads are very real. :) Another zoo reports: "About 35 minutes into the film, when Jim is in the yellow suit, he shaves and wipes his face off with Milo. The mirror gives a perfect view of Milo's masculinity."

The Matrix (1999, Keanu Reeves): N

Mazeppa: horses-c (presumably)
  There is much more information on this film in the Music and Art PIP.

McLintock! (1963, John Wayne): cattle-c
  In one scene, The Duke is talking and in the corral in the background a bull is seen mounting several cows.

Mediterraneo: donkey-p
  According to ML, "It's Italian with English subtitles (I think!). There are a couple of full screen shots of a fully hard donkey bouncing his cock. It was made maybe four years ago [1992-ish]."

Meet the Feebles (puppets): comical and implied interspecies sexual relations
  In a nutshell, The Muppets on crack. I saw it myself not long ago, and it was sick, disgusting, tasteless, and quite enjoyable. :) According to the review at www.film.com, "The Feebles are a motley collection of animal characters who star in their own variety show. ... Bletch, the walrus who manages the Feebles, is having an affair with his feline secretary. ... Trevor the rat is making porno films (with a cow and a cockroach) in the basement ...." Also, there is a paternity suit brewing between an elephant and (are you ready for this?) a chicken. Ouch: that's gotta hurt. :) Additional reviews and info are here, here, here, and here.

Men at Work [?] [COMM] (1990, Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez): dog-u
  I only caught the tail end (no pun intended :) of this movie, so I'm not even sure of the title, but in the closing scene, a dog lifts his leg on a merry-go-round to which two men are handcuffed.

Men in Black (1997, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones): dog-s~
  A great movie. There's a small male dog (a pug, I think) whose sheath is briefly visible in a couple scenes, but it's poorly lit.

Metro (1997, Eddie Murphy): dog-s,t~
  Scott Roper's (Eddie Murphy's) dog is an intact male of some breed I can't identify; very little is seen, and even then, only briefly. Good movie, though. Oh, and don't worry: the dog is never in danger.

Michael
  "J" reports: Sparky is neutered terrier. You can see his sheath very often through the film. Sparky's owner is sort of a zoophile charecter. In the hotel where Michael bangs away at the women in the bar, the dog's owner cuddles to sleep with Sparky. The bad news is that there is a very unhappy ending. The heterosexuals end up winning, and Sparky ends up losing his loving owner."

Miracle of the White Stallions [DISN]: 1:15:57-1:16:08 (stallion-p4 (the dapple gray, in the trio facing the wall), 1:18:57 (stallion-t4), 123:00-1:23:14 (stallions-t4)

Mortal Kombat 2: wolf-s,t~
  "About a third of the way through the movie, Liu Kang meets up with Nightwolf. Nightwolf jumps on him in his Animality form which is a very nice wolf. You have to look fast but you definitely see his 'nads and sheath, a very very good shot."

Mr. Magoo (1998, Leslie Nielsen):
  The part of Angus, a male bulldog, is actually played by a female. In his/her first appearance (11 minutes into the film), she is standing against a wall, supposedly peeing into a urinal (behind a privacy screen). Nothing worth taping. "MZ" adds: "Her vulva is rather large and dark. The editing clearly avoids close shots of it. Dumb movie."

Mr. Nice Guy (1998, Jackie Chan): N

The Mummy (1999, Brendan Fraser): N
  Lots of horses and camels in this film, but little is seen, even in passing. About the best I saw was when the spectral white horses headed up the staircase after taking Imhotep's immortality; the horse on the left lifts his tail, revealing his anus for a moment. Nothing special.

The Music Man (Robert Preston, Shirley Jones): N

My Pal Trigger [TCM] (1946, B/W; Roy Rogers, Dale Evans): N

My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988, Dan Ackroyd): dog-s~
  Dave the beagle is male, and probably intact, but it's never clearly shown. The sheath opening is visible in a couple scenes.

Natural Born Killers
  "A.C." reports: "Mickey Knox [the protagonist] loves to watch lions screw on T.V. He's my kind of people."

The Negotiator (1999, Samuel L. Jackson): N
  The hostage taker at the beginning of the film has an intact male guard dog, but little is seen.

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984, John Hurt): N

Noah (1998, Tony Danza, Wallace Shawn): N

North By Northwest (Cary Grant): N

Old Yeller (1957, Disney): N
  Old Yeller is an intact male Yellow Lab (mix?). When he fights the wild pigs about an hour into the movie, we get a good rear view of him, but probably not worth taping.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969, George Lazenby): N

Our Man Flint (James Coburn): N
  (see entry for "In Like Flint")

Passion in the Desert: leopard-t~
  Based on the Honore' de Balzac novella, this story is about a French soldier dying of thirst in the Egyptian desert. While hiding in a cave, he runs into a female leopard (played by a male, actually) with whom he gradually falls in love. There are some tender and suprisingly sexy scenes between the two of them. I recommend stopping the tape when he ties the leopard's leash to a stone pillar; the movie goes downhill from there and isn't worth watching.

Payback (1999, Mel Gibson): N
  Mel's old girlfriend has a male mastiff, but I couldn't tell if it was intact. And though the dog is shot by a bad guy, it is only wounded, and lives through the film.

Pink Flamingos
  "[In the] final scene of Pink Flamingos,...Divine, the 200+ pound transvestite, sees a dog on the street having a bowel movement. She looks into the camera, licks her lips, and proceeds to chow down, visibly restraining herself from gagging several times. According to the director, John Waters, the dogshit was very real. In fact, they got tired of waiting for the dog to have to go so they gave it an enema."

Police Academy I (Steve Guttenberg):
  About 15 minutes in, during Commandant Lassard's speech to the cadets, a male dog (named "Princess") humps his leg. Lessard says, "'Princess'? Looks more like a 'Prince' to me."
  Later, about 2/3 of the way through the movie, Harris crashes a motorcycle into a parked car and does a forward flip into the back end of a mare. There is a graphic close-up of the mare's anus and vulva for a split second.

Poltergeist
  "J" reports: "There is a male golden retriever in this film. The ghosts decided not to mess with him."

The President's Analyst (1967, James Coburn, Godfrey Cambridge): N

The Producers (1967, Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder): N

Radio Flyer: German shepherd: t,s
  "J" reports: "There is an intact male German Shepard in this film."

Ransom (1996, Mel Gibson): N
  Good film. If I remember right, one of the characters has an intact male dog, but I forget which breed, and little is seen anyway.

Return of the Big Cat [DISN] (1975, Jeremy Slate, Patricia Crowley, David Wayne): N
  Boomer is an intact male Yellow Lab/Shepherd (?) mix; the mountain lion is female.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993, Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis): N

Rocky Horror Picture Show
  "A.C." reports: "There are various scenes of these stuffed leopards rearing on their hind legs. No genitalia are visible; however, FOX found it necessary to blur out the crotches of them anyway when it aired the film awhile back." [I have the re-mastered widescreen version of this film, and I don't recall seeing any leopards, although there are numerous statues of nude men. --Actaeon]

Rope (1946, Jimmy Stewart): N

Rudyard Kipling's "The Jungle Book" (COMM; 1994, Jason Scott Lee, Cary Elwes): N

Rush Hour (1998, Jackie Chan): N

The Sandlot: mastiff-t
  Resident Hyaena reports: "Late in the film, as the lost Babe Ruth baseball is retrieved, a long chase scene ensues, with many shots from an uplooking camera, at the underside of an uncut, well hung male mastiff jumping over the camera, and in SLOW MOTION!"

Saving Private Ryan (1998, Tom Hanks): N (fortunately)

Schindler's List: N (fortunately)

Schulmaedchenreport 1: horses-c
  A German film with a very short horse-mating scene when a girl masturbates and thinks of mating horses. According to "I," "Schulmaedchenreport" ("Report About Schoolgirls") was a series of films made from the 60's to 70's, 13 films at all, but only the first one showed horses mating. However, in the other films, human-human sex sometimes takes place in the rooms of young ladies with horse pictures on the wall. Echse further reports: "The films are said to discuss the altering sex-life in the 70's in Germany and what parents think about it, but that description is only for the censors. You see a lot of schoolgirls in softsex scenes, meant to 'explain' the topic; they're funny films, made so soft as to not be censored. Unlikely to be available outside Germany."

The Secret Diary of Sigmund Freud (a comedy, with Carol Kane): horse-p
  Zaphod reports: "about 10 mins into the film, young Sigmund comes across a horse and carriage. The horse has an erection, and young Sigmund asks the driver, 'Mister, what's the thing hanging down from your horse?' Embarrassed, the driver responds, 'Well, that's the horse's tongue,' to which the boy responds 'Wow.'"

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947, Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo): N

Sense & Sensibility (1996, Emma Thompson): N

Sgt. Bilko (1996, Steve Martin): N
  While a horse figures prominently in the first half hour or so, its genitals are never seen, and nothing zoo-ish happens. I did like the movie, however, and one of the greyhounds they raced was named "Lover's Knot." Makes you wonder. :)

Silent Movie (Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks): N
  The two German Shepherds Marty Feldman holds are both intact males; a carousel horse lifts its tail and "defecates" some wooden blocks.

Silverwolf [COMM] (1999, Shane Meier, Michael Biehn): N
  The park ranger jokingly defines "skijoring" as Norwegian for "we're really attached to our dogs." :)

Something About Mary (1998, Ben Stiller): N
  The "male" Great Dane is played by a female, and the only zooish scene is where the widow French-kisses her terrier. Judging from the reactions of the audience around me, people evidently thought that was the most disgusting scene in the whole movie. What a bunch of prudes.

South Park (1999, animated): N (sort of)
  Numerous bestiality references, though. Terrence and Phillip refer to each other as "pig fuckers," and two of the illustrated flash cards Cartman is shown depict "horse fucker" and "big floppy donkey dick." The illustrations will be rather small on a TV screen, though.

Space Jam (1996, Michael Jordan and various toons): N
  Michael owns an intact male dog (looks like a bulldog or pug), but little is seen. Far better is Lola Bunny, one of the sexiest cartoon characters ever to grace the screen. Too bad she gets so little screen time, and in group scenes she's freqently covered up by foreground characters. Must have been too hard to draw. Either that, or the animators were too hard to draw. (Think about it.... :)

Speeches
  "J" reports: "Pay real close attention to the bear on TV. His nuts stick out very prominently. The woman suggests that the bear have some underwear on."

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1998, Sandra Bullock): The dog in the scene where the ship crashes into the harbor is a neutered male terrier. [Thanks MZ]

Spy Hard (1996, Leslie Neilsen): horse-p
  The gelding onto which Neilsen backflips has a partial erection. It also takes a leak in the elevator, but unfortunately, we only know this from the sound effect: it isn't shown. :(

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977, Roger Moore): N

Stage Fright (1950, Jane Wyman, Marlene Dietrich): N

Star Trek: First Contact: N
  "J" reports: "There are assorted long-haired dogs of unknown gender."

Star Trek: Generations: Great Dane: t,s
  "J" reports: "Captain Kirk has an intact male Great Dane." The dog is seen briefly, seated in the doorway and facing the camera, so his sheath opening and scrotum are very visible. On the big screen this would have been very nice, but on video it is merely okay. Shatner also rides a Saddlebred mare, who is seen occasionally from the rear with genitals visible under her constantly-raised tail, but again, on video, it is very subtle and probably not worth taping.

Star Trek: Insurrection (1998, Patrick Stewart): Nothing, but there are llamas in the film. [Thanks MZ]

Starship Troopers (1997): n
  The only animals are a cow, which (under cover of the word "Censored") gets splattered by an alien, and a dog, which lies buried (deceased) in the rubble of a fallen building. :'(

State Fair (1960's remake): pig-p
  "J" reports: "In the opening credits, the pig has a partial erection. In another scene, the farmer gets drunk and begins to caress and sing to the pig. In the scene where the pig is getting judged in the contest, the tip of his penis is barely poking out."

Still Smokin' (Cheech & Chong): various animals-c
  A man and a woman make love, and the camera cuts to scenes of various animals mating. I have this on good authority; I haven't seen it yet.

Sudden Impact [COMM] (1983, Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke): 1:01:16-1:01:17 (bulldog-a/s/t2), 1:30:40-1:30:47 (bulldog-u4,t?3)
  (This aired on TNT, and was edited for content.) About an hour in, after Eastwood tells a bulldog to be quiet, the dog turns away from the camera and there is an EXCELLENT close-up of its anus, sheath and scrotum. About 10 minutes later, the bulldog growls at a door; "he" is now female, with prominent nipples. The urination scene is audio only, followed by a brief rear view as the dog lowers its leg. His scrotum looks suspiciously like a swollen vulva, but I couldn't see any nipples, and the lighting is poor. About half an hour later, when the dog limps through Eastwood's apartment, it's clearly an intact male again.

Swiss Family Robinson (the standard Disney version): Great Danes-s,t
  There are two male Great Danes in this film; they are never seen close-up, but there are several scenes where you can tell they're intact. I could live with being stranded with some companions like that. "Rescue me? Take your time." :)

The Tadpole and the Whale (Rock Demers and Conte Pour Tous):
  "WP" reports: "Set in Canada (in French with English subtitles): About a girl who listens to whales and befriends a dolphin. No real sexual content."

Take the Money and Run (1969, Woody Allen): N

That Old Feeling: N
  There is a neurotic male character in this film who owns many small poodles. After the breakup of his wedding he goes into a nervous breakdown and says "I need more dogs." [Thanks MZ]

That's Entertainment! III:
  About one minute into the program, in the opening sequence, we see part of a dance number with Lucille Ball and several women in cat costumes. As the camera pans right, onto a carousel with several white horses, one of the first ones seen is clearly a stallion who has partly dropped.

There's Something About Mary (1998, Cameron Diaz): Puffy is probably male. [Thanks MZ]

The Thing (1982, Kurt Russell): N
  Too bad those sexy sled dogs get "absorbed" by the alien. :'(

Thunderball (1965, Sean Connery): dog-u~
  It's very brief, but when James Bond is trying to evade Largo's thugs by hiding in the Mardi-Gras style festival, in one of the wide-angle shots of the whole street scene, a male dog (looks like a yellow lab mix) is lifting his leg in the middle of the street.

Titanic (1998, Leonardo DiCaprio): N. Some long haired dogs can be seen on deck. [Thanks MZ]

To Kill a Mockingbird (1962, Gregory Peck): N
  The rabid dog is an intact male (probably a mixed breed), but is seen only briefly.

Top Secret!: bull-p
  In this spoof, two spies disguise themselves in a cow costume. An amorous bull finds them, and mounts them with a full erection. The TV version doesn't show this; you'll have to rent it.

Torn Curtain (1966, Julie Andrews, Paul Newman): N

The Trouble With Harry (1955, John Forsythe): N

The Truman Show (1998, Jim Carrey): N
  Excellent movie, BTW. "MZ" adds: "Pluto the Dalmatian is a neutered male. You will only see a sheath in the scene where the townsmen search for Truman."

Turner and Hooch (Tom Hanks): N
  Hooch is an intact male mastiff, but unless you have DVD, the brief anus/scrotum shots will be too fuzzy to be worth saving.

Two Mules for Sister Sarah
  "J" says there's nothing zooish in this movie, but also says that's unconfirmed.

The Ugly Dachshund (1966, Dean Jones, Suzanne Pleshette): N
  "Brutus" is an intact male Great Dane.

Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood): horse-d
  In one of the crowd scenes (I believe it's the one where the guy wets his pants when a gun is aimed at him), a horse in the background is taking a dump.

The Valley of Gwangi (1969, James Franciscus, Gila Golan): N
  However, Franciscus' black stallion has an impressive pair of 'nads which hang down quite enticingly.

Venus in Furs (in German: "Venus im Pelz"): horses-c
  A black-and-white film from 1968, directed by Jess Franco, starring James Darren and Barbara McNair. Based on Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's semi-autobiographical book "Venus im Pelz," first published in 1869. There was a color remake in 1969, with several explicit scenes of horses mating. A 1994 remake (in the Netherlands?) was directed by Maartje Seyferth and Victor E. Nieuwenhuijs, and starred Anne van der Ven and André Arend van Noord. Only the 1969 version is believed to have the mating scenes. (Thanks Echse)

The Villain (1979, Kirk Douglas): stallion-t~
  Judging from the closing credits (all I saw), the villain's horse is a stallion.

Volcano (1997, Tommy Lee Jones): dog-s~
  After the first quake, Max the dog (a Golden, I think) sits down facing the camera, and we can easily see the opening to his sheath. That's all we get. Oh, and both dogs (the other looks like a Jack Russell Terrier) survive the movie unharmed. A much better movie than "Dante's Peak," in case you're interested in a mini-review. :)

Waking Ned Devine (1998, Ian Bannen): N

What's New, Pussycat? [TCM] (1965, Peter Sellers, Peter O'Toole): N

When Nature Calls (1983, Charles Kaufman): bear-u, ram-t,a
  According to one viewer, this movie has "a bear urination scene and a good shot of a ram's butt and balls from a very close angle." Beyond that, however, the movie seems to suck.

Wilde (1998, Stephen Fry): N

Wild, Wild West (1999, Will Smith): stallion-s/t?
  Will's black stallion's sheath is jiggling nicely when he rides up to the White House; there may be more detail on DVD. [Thanks, Stomp]

The Wizard of Oz (Judy Garland): N. Toto is female BTW. [Thanks MZ]

The Wrong Man (1956, Henry Fonda, Vera Miles): N

X-Files: Fight the Future (1998, David Duchovny): N

You Lucky Dog (1998, Kirk Cameron, Chelsea Noble): N
  "Lucky," though supposedly male, appears to be played by a female.

Zebra in the Kitchen (1965): N

- Miscellaneous movies, no titles given:

  There was a miniseries out about 7 years ago (on CBS) about women who buy a stud farm with the intentions of raising race horses. There was a scene showing breeding the horses that showed the stallion with a full erection just before it went behind a wall to mount a mare.

  There is a well-known movie about cattle mutilation that has a good scene. The guy has a flat tire next to a fenced field and while he is fixing the tire you can see a bull with an erection go over to a cow and mount it.

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