# Advertisements of Interest to Zoos

Disclaimer:These advertisements are listed here for your amusement only. I don't have any of the products listed, I cannot vouch for their legitimacy, and I strongly recommend you think twice before ordering any product which may be illegal or at least embarrassing to be seen with. So if you buy something from here, and things go awry, you've been warned.

### Companies Which Appear Trustworthy:

Animal Passion -- NEW! Saturday, July 25, 1998
  This site offers pix, videos, links, and chat.
Animal Penis Dildos -- UPDATED! 1/31/98
  I saw these in person (furson?) in a hotel room at ConFurence 9. There are at least three designs: a lion penis, twice life size; a dog penis, about 15" from tip to base of knot and perhaps 2-3" in diameter (Great Dane on steroids, I guess); and a horse penis, about 20" inches long and up to 5" in diameter. Not for the faint of heart or the narrow of colon. :) All have suction cup bases so you can secure them to the wall or floor, and all are available in different hardnesses and colors. Stick a bright blue horse penis on your wall and watch your guests turn red. :)
The Ranch and Cattle Bunkhouse
  This is the only commercial porn site I've seen that I actually "like," so I'm listing it first. All the others are so restricted, overhyped, and self-aggrandizing they're more annoying than they're worth. The Bunkhouse, OTOH, has a sense of humor about itself, has been around since 1991, and while I haven't done business with them, my instincts tell me they're very reputable. They have a tremendous variety (including toons and anime), are well-organized, aren't afraid to give images away (there are entire directories of pix they plan to throw out (with good reason :), and they invite you to grab 'em while you can), they responded to my e-mail in a matter of hours, and they have a very fast connection: sample pictures loaded quite swiftly. They do have two bestiality pages (Puppy Love and The Barnyard), plus two pages called You Animal and Alien Sex, though I don't know exactly what those are. All four (and most of the other categories) require a password, so don't bother clicking those links until you join. A one-week trial is $10; six other membership plans are available. For the security-minded, they accept memberships via First Virtual, although eCash is generally considered safer. They also have a separate advertisement for 18 bestiality videos for $69 each and a 650MB bestiality CD-ROM for $99; no membership required for those. Check 'em out and give 'em your support. To join, click here. To e-mail Da Farmer (the sysop), click here.
Penises of the Animal Kingdom (poster)
  Supposedly, this poster isn't worth the money they're asking.
Animal Love Dolls
  Inflatable pig & sheep with SPH (Strategically Placed Holes :).
Love Ewe, The Inflatable Love Sheep
  Another plastic sheep with a SPH.
1996 Alternative Lifestyles Directory
  A $15 directory of reviews of over 450 alternate lifestyle publications, including some related to bestiality.
WildZip
  A Zip disk containing hundreds of erotic images of animals, either mating or showing themselves off in some other way. No bestiality: just animals.
Interpets
  A $50 video entitled "Procreation in the Wild," featuring 70 minutes of animal mating footage [not the 90 claimed]: everything from hamsters to hippos. I've seen it, and can give you a more detailed synopsis if you like. It's nearly all filmed in zoos or cages, not the wild, and while the film is often very explicit (the tigers, elephants, camels, kangaroos, and giraffes are particularly good), the soundtrack and narration are insipid and are best turned off while viewing. There are also two very violent and distasteful fight scenes which have no place in the film, and help explain why there is no production information listed on the video jacket: animal cruelty laws had to be badly broken to get that footage. Blech. :/ If you want to get this movie, for the animal mating scenes at least, a better, safer, and $20 cheaper source would be Critic's Choice Video in Indiana, USA, 1-800-367-7765. Ask for item #AATXV000101, $29.95 plus $5.50 shipping. Or you can order from me at this web page and get all those scenes plus many more.
RHAPSODY in RED
  "A collection of explicit and sensual photographs featuring South African women and their horses." A commercial site, but for once, nicely photographed. Only one picture is available for free; access to the rest is $2.50.

### Companies We Should Be Careful About:

Bestiality.com -- The Home of Bestiality -- NEW! August 9, 1997
  For a porn site, it's well-designed, and relatively free of bandwidth-clogging animated .gifs. According to their blurb, they have "more than 1200 pictures nicely indexed with thumbnails, movies and more than 70 stories. New pictures are added every week. We have a very active webboard and even a chat room." They also have links to other bestiality/zoophilia resources, including my web page.
Online Orgasms BBS
  Beastie videos for sale. However, I've heard this company has a bad reputation.
True Perversions CD-ROM
  Costs $65; has 1000 bestiality scenes and about 12,000 total pix.
MJF Consulting Services
  Specializing in bestiality videos and CD-ROMs; the site actually has some zoo links, too. A good sign.
Heads Up BBS Strange Delights Page
  Offers a $70 CD-ROM containing bestiality porn. Only 1000 discs will be made.
Raxx Mail International
  Offers bestiality videos, among others. They're in the Netherlands. I actually got a personal e-mail from them on 8/23/97, in response to my listing them in the "be careful" section. They acknowledge the problem of shipping videos through customs, but they claim 99% of the tapes get through, adding, "due to delivery problems we expect that USA/NTSC-vids will soon be no longer available." So I guess that's industry shorthand for "get 'em while you can."
One-Hot-One
  Bestiality pix, among other subjects.
BTR Enterprises
  Tremendous selection of beastie videos, among others. They're in the Netherlands.
Wild Fantasies
  Large selection of well-described videos. In Louisiana.
Petpleasure
  Same old images. Judging from the free thumbnails, it's nothing you haven't seen a hundred times before.
Farm Erotica
  One sample directory; when I checked, it was the "nuns and donkeys" stuff. And on 5/27/98, I was informed that all of Farm Erotica's content came from the Bunkhouse, an entry for which is listed above, and that Farm Erotica's owner has been using some inappropriate sales tactics.

### A List of Bestiality Videos (just a list, not an ad):

I'm compiling a list of bestiality videos (not necessarily personally owned, so don't ask me where to get them), mainly so I have such a list, and also because so many of them are known by different names that it's confusing. I'm trying to consolidate this information so people can keep themselves from buying overlaps. Numbers in [brackets] show the running time in minutes. Please bear in mind that not all of these videos may actually exist; some may be hoaxes. Here's the list (always in progress; e-mail me if you know of any not shown here):

2 Girls and a Horse [60]
3 Girls and a Dog [60]
Animal Girls [60]
Animal in Action 01 [30]
Animal in Action 02 [30]
Animal in Action 03 [30]
Animal in Action 04 [30]
Animal Lover
  Linda Lovelace gets humped by a dog. AKA 'Dog Fucker.'
Animal Passion: Dog & Teeny [60]
Animal Passion: Dog Fun [60]
Animal Passion: Eels for Fun [60]
Animal Passion: Fucked By a Dog [60]
Animal Passion: Girls Play Pet [60]
Animal Passion: Horse Cock Sucking Part 1 [60]
Animal Passion: Horse for Pleasure [60]
Animal Passion: Hot Puppy [60]
Animal Passion: Hunger for Dog [60]
Animal Passion: Lady's Horse Cock
Animal Passion: Lady's Play Pet [60]
Animal Passion: Lucky Horse [60]
Animal Passion: Teeny's Pet Part I [60]
Animal Passion: Teeny's Play Pet Part II [60]
Animal Passion: Young Girls Like Dog Pricks [60]
Animal Zoo 01 [90]
Animal Zoo 02 [60]
Animal Zoo 03 [60]
Animal Zoo 04 [90]
Animal Zoo 05 [90]
Best of Bizarre International 02 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 03 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 04 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 05 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 06 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 07 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 08 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 10 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 11 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 12 [60]
Best of Bizarre International 13 [60]
Best of bizarre International 01 [60]
Best of bizarre International 09 [60]
Best of Choc Animal 01, The [60]
Best of Choc Animal 02, The [60]
Bitch Treatment [60]
Black & White Dog Orgie [60]
Black Pet [60]
Black Stud Lover [60]
Blue Angel 01 [30]
Blue Angel 02 [30]
Blue Angel 03 [30]
Blue Angel 04 [30]
Boner Rover
  Blonde & Sheep Dog, oral and vaginal sex. 60mins, 1990.
Catch a Horse [60]
Chessy Moore Fantasies: Dog and Lesbian Festival [60]
Chessy Moore Fantasies: Lucky Dog [60]
Chessy Moore Fantasies: This Dog Love to Fuck [60]
  This one is for sale here.
Cindy's Boss
  Amateur 21 year old blonde with her German Sheppard, oral, vaginal, and anal sex, 240mins, 1995
Country Girl [60]
Cow Lovers [60]
Cunt Eating Dog [60]
Danish Love Dog [60]
Danish Pet 01 [60]
Danish Pet 02 [60]
Der gefickte Hund [60]
Dirty Dogs [60]
Do It Dog [60]
Dog & Horse Pervision - 60 Min
Dog Desire [60]
Dog Fuck [60]
Dog Fucker
  (see 'Animal Lover')
Dog Joins the Party, The [60]
Dog Love 01 [60]
Dog Maid [60]
Dog Meat [60]
Dog Sensation [60]
Dog Sex
  2 Redheads & doberman, oral and vaginal. 30mins, 1982
Dog Wedding [60]
Dog, The [60]
Dogs of Play [60]
Dogs Power [60]
Dolphin Sex
  Man and brunette with male and female dolphins, oral and vaginal, 60 mins, 1994 [this one may be a hoax]
Donkey Dong [90]
Donkey Love [90]
Donkey, The [90]
Dream of a Dog [60]
Eels for Pleasure 01 [60]
Eels for Pleasure 02 [60]
Eels for Pleasure 03 [60]
Eels for Pleasure 04 [60]
Endless Dog [60]
Erotic Dog [60]
Family Dog [60]
Farm Girls [60]
Forbidden Dog Games [60]
Forever my Dog [60]
French Hot Dog 01 [60]
French Hot Dog 02 [60]
Fucking Dog and the Dream [60]
Fucking Dog [60]
  Note: There are two different videos with this title.
Gay Dog [60]
Get me Dog [60]
Girls Dog Party [60]
Girls Prefer Dogs [60]
Girls Who Like To Suck Dogs 01 [60]
Girls Who Like To Suck Dogs 02 [60]
Give Me Horse [60]
Great Russian, The [60]
Handsome Dog [60]
Her Little Pony [60]
Horny Dog, The [60]
Horny Horses, The [60]
Horny Russian Pet [60]
Horse Affair [60]
Horse and Women [90]
Horse Fever [60]
Horse Sucking Girls [60]
Horse World [60]
Horse, The [90]
Horses and Blond [60]
House Party Dog [60]
How To Please Horse [60]
Hund Party [60]
Jealous Dog, The [Choc, 60]
Ladies and the Dog, The [60]
Lesbian Dog Orgie [60]
Love my Dog [60]
Lucky Dogs [60]
Lust for Animals 01 [60]
Lust for Animals 02 [60]
Lust for Animals 03 [60]
Lust for Animals 04 [60]
Lust for Animals 05 [60]
Lust for Animals 06 [60]
Lust for Animals 07 [60]
Lust for Animals 08 [60]
Lusty Dog [60]
Men's Best Friend [60]
Moscow Dog [60]
Naughty Horse Girl [60]
Nice Doggie [60]
Oral Stallion Woman [60]
Pet Lovers [60]
Pet of Love [60]
Playdog [60]
Pleasure Dog [60]
Pony Fire [60]
Pony Love Girls [60]
Pony Love-Express [60]
Pony XXXpress
  Blonde and brunette with a pony, oral and vaginal. 60mins, 1988
Pretty Pet [60]
Private Dog [60]
Puppy Love [60]
Raped By a Dog 01 [60]
Raped By a Dog 02 [60]
Ride a Horse [60]
Right Studs, The [60]
Royal Dog, The [60]
Russian Bizarre Dog [60]
Russian Master Dog [60]
Sensuality Dog [60]
Sex Pets [60]
Sheep Lover 2 [60]
Sheep Lovers [60]
Sheppard Girl [60]
Snake Eyes
  Brunette & snake 30 mins
Special Horse Girls [60]
Stallion, The [60]
Suck a Horse [60]
Super Animal Highlights 01 [120]
Super Animal Highlights 02 [120]
Swiss Love Dog [60]
Teeny's Boobs and Dog [60]
Teeny's Dog [60]
Transsexual Horse Lovers 01 [60]
Transsexual Horse Lovers 02 [60]
Transsexual Horse Lovers 03 [60]
Ulla's Dog [60]
Use my Dog [60]
We Please the Dog [60]
Wild Dogs [60]
Women & Animal 201 [30]
Women & Animal 202 [30]
Women & Animal 203 [30]
Women & Animal 502 [60]
Young Dog Sucker [60]
Zoophilia 101
  Amateur Man & brunette do sexual acts with a variety of big and small animals. 120mins, 1986

### A List of Bestiality Magazines (this ain't an ad, either):

The New Animal Orgy: The World Famous Animal Sex Magazine
  At least 18 issues exist. Nearly all have been scanned and posted in a zillion places.
Wild Animal Review.
  A bestiality magazine, published by (I believe) Farm News, PO Box 608039, Orlando FL 32860.

### A List of Bestiality CD-ROMs (again, this isn't an ad):

Animal Zoo 01
Best of Bizarre Int. 01
Girls prefer Dogs
Lucky Dogs
Raped by a Dog 01
Sensuality Dog

visits since 8/9/97

Index -- Updated Saturday, July 25, 1998 -- E-mail Actaeon