    "Steed"
    ...a song parody by Actaeon

    (Sung to the tune of "Steam" by Peter Gabriel)

    (Posted June 7, 1997)

    I'm back!
    Horseback!

    Why are those stallions drooling on my seat?
    They smell my pheromones, calling out,
    Saying, "I'm in heat...in heat!"

    (Chorus 1:)
       Give me steed
       And let him rise up in the night
       Let him hold my body tight
       Let him in! where a steed feels right

    I know the stallions from the duds
    I know the geldings from the studs
    When my season comes around
    They're readily found
    But I want him

    He knows my estrous cycle cold
    He never has to be told
    When I swish my tail and wink
    He's by my side and on the brink
    Yes, I want him

    (Chorus 2:)
       Give me steed
       I want to feel him deep inside
       Pressed against my sweaty hide
       Come alive! as we start to slide

    Get back!
    On my back!
    Don't delay another day, don't miss a single beat
    I want you in my body, want you putting in,
    Putting in your meat, your meat

    1. Give me steed
       And let him rise up in the night
       Let him hold my body tight
       Let him in! where a steed feels right

    You know your nuzzles from your nips
    You know my withers from my hips
    You're so sensual and coy
    You're my favorite loverboy
    That's why I want you

    You know your foreplay from your force
    You learned your horseplay from a horse
    You know what's right and what's wrong
    And you're almost three feet long
    That's why I want you

    2. Give me steed
       I want to feel him deep inside
       Pressed against my sweaty hide
       Come alive! as we start to slide

    Now he's nibbling at my thighs
    I lower my head and close my eyes
    Quick lick, tongue stick
    Turning me on while he gets thick
    Hips quake, lips ache
    Pray the lord my hole to shake
    My yellow dam's about to break
    So I spread my legs and make a lake

    Oh yeah, watch it steam!
    Hear him squeal with passion
    He can smell that I'm in heat
    Then I back into his face
    And he rises to his feet
    And he steps into the pool of steam
    My steam

    1. Give me steed
       And let him rise up in the night
       Let him hold my body tight
       Let him in! where a steed feels right

    That's it, ooooooh
    Starting to flare deep inside me
    Still thrusting from the entry to the end
    Tail is flagging, hips tr-tr-tr-trembling,
    Shuddering, shivering, staggering, quivering
    Like they're going to explode
    Give me seed, baby
    Pour your seed inside me now
    Oh, oh, aaaaaahh! He's coming inside
    Said give me some steed

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