## Actaeon Dreams of Sex with a Buck

Posted December 8, 1996

I thought it might be useful to post a dream I had a while ago, perhaps to add some signal here. Like most dreams, I don't remember it all very well, but it was interesting while it lasted. I just wish I'd written it down while it was fresh in my mind.

I was in the kitchen, preparing dinner. In the living room near me was a whitetailed buck. I don't know if it was a pet or simply an animal that wandered in without my knowledge: I only know he was there.

While I was cooking, the buck came into the kitchen and reared up behind me, putting his forelegs on my shoulders. He scooted forward on the linoleum, pressing me down and slamming my face against the kitchen cabinets. I remember thinking, "oh yes, let me be your doe." I wanted him on me and in me. I reached down between my legs and felt his sheath and penis; his scrotum slapped against my thighs as he tried to enter me. I held his furry sac in my hand, stroking it while he thrusted, keeping my face flat against the cabinetry.

He never did enter me, probably because I was clothed. The next time I cook with a buck, though, I plan to be nude. :)

Here are some other dreams I've had since then...

1/21/99: A bull elk was standing in a field; it had a partial erection. Next, the elk was lying on its back; its erection was almost in my face. In another dream the same night, a male horse (couldn't tell if it was a stallion or a gelding) was standing in a pasture, with his penis partially dropped.

1/23/99: My RL best friend (who is not a zoo IRL) and I were in a pasture, and my friend was kneeling beside a stallion, actively masturbating the animal. When the horse ejaculated, my friend and I were covered with semen, especially my friend's face, which was directly in the line of fire. We suddenly heard laughter from a nearby office building, where my friend worked, and we realized we had been witnessed. Recovering quickly, my friend began wiping off his face as we approached the building, and as we entered, I began handing him money, as though I had dared him to do it.

1/24/99: I was in some sort of coffee shop. Their specialty espresso/cappucino drinks, premade, were lined up in a glass cabinet for public view. The foam on top of each cup had been sculpted, in a way that was appropriate for the drink's name. The foam on the "Italian Stallion" drink was in the shape of erect horse penis, pointed straight up, complete with the urethral process and a partially flared glans. The glans had been dyed green (creme de menthe?), but other than that, it was very realistic, and only $2.50. Needless to say, I bought one. Sorry, I can't tell you how it tasted; my taste buds don't work very well when I'm asleep. :)

1/31/99: I was letting the dogs into the house, and there was already a male black lab waiting by the door. I felt him up, and discovered he was intact.

2/8/99: While at home, I encountered a stray dog, a very affectionate and very beautiful female German Shepherd. She had a collar with a name tag and phone number, but I had some fun with her first. I don't remember the dream very well, though.

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