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    [How To: Equines]                                      Revised 17 March, 1997
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    [ This section written by Equuinox (equuinox@worf.netins.net) ]

    ================[A - HOW TO HAVE MORE FUN WITH YOUR STALLION]================

    So-o-o-o, maybe you've thought about trying to make it with a
    stallion...after all, they sure look like a good time.  Here's a few tips
    on how to make the experience more rewarding for both of you.

    1) Find a stallion: preferably somewhere where no one will hear him
       grunting and snorting, and come to investigate...Older stallions are
       better; they are more sensible, and less likely to spaz out and hurt
       someone.  Don't even bother with the ones who are half-crazy already, they
       only get worse when stimulated.

    2) The Approach: Quietly walk up to about 10' from him and stop. Let him
       come to you to investigate. Move very slowly, so as not to startle him,
       and let him sniff you over...gently pet his neck and withers and murmer
       encouraging words... -win his trust-.  At this point it is helpful to
       smell like a mare in heat...it does wonders for their libido.

    3) Smell like an estrus mare:  Find a mare in heat, usually 5-6 days out
       of every 21 (I know it aint that easy).  Approach as in 2) above...pet her
       flanks and work your way slowly back to rub her tush, and base of her
       tail.  Watch her ears...if she resents this contact she will flatten them
       back, and swish her tail...further pursuit could lead to being kicked.  If
       the mare does not seem to object, GENTLY dip a finger into her vulva,
       getting her natural aroma on your hands...some mares will not cooperate
       and move away from the contact... remember, that is their choice.  If the
       mare tolerates your advances, continue to massage her privates...if she
       really responds well (by raising her tail and squatting), you can
       try...oh, yeah...that's for my followup article soon to come "How to have
       more fun with your mare".

    4) Restraint: yes, it's a good idea.  Some studs get overly excited and
       react by kicking, biting and/or trying to mount you, all of which are no
       fun unless yer into S and M too...(although a quick nip on the rump can be
       fun).  Take a halter and lead rope and tie him to a stout object using a
       slipknot...you do know how to tie a slipknot, don't you?  If not, see yer
       local cub scouts for lessons.  The reason for the slipknot is to be able
       to release him instantly if there's a problem.

    5) The Rub:  Let the stallion smell the nice, fresh mare odor on your
       hands -- he should respond with snorts, whinneys and (hopefully) an
       erection.  Starting with his neck, pet him gently, massaging his withers
       and slowly working your way back to his belly and privates.  Some studs
       will get kinda twitchy at this point, swish their tails and kick -- stay
       close to his body, and away from his rear to be safe...avoid being mashed
       into the stall walls by his body.  If he starts to act up quit
       immediately, calm him down, and start again from the beginning of this
       step.

    6) Clean and Jerk:  Unless the horse is seeing active service his penis is
       probably covered with a layer of smegma, dead skin flakes, etc...it
       doesn't taste great, nor is terribly useful for lubricating purposes.
       Wash him up with clean water or -gently- rub the accumulations from his
       shaft.  Apply lube...K-Y works well.  I've found its best to rub the shaft
       till he's fully-erect, then transfer your attention to the head of the
       penis.  Maintaing a steady pressure on the sensitive glans penis, let him
       do the thrusting...they usually won't come unless they can thrust -- meet
       his strokes with your own movements.  Use your own shameless imagination
       from this point...again being careful of kicks, love-bites, etc..

    ========================[B - HELPFUL TIPS: STALLIONS]========================

    1) Wear steel-toed boots to protect your toes from being stomped on.

    2) Most Stallions quickly learn to enjoy this stuff, and will come to bug you
       for more in the future.  If they resent this type of contact, don't try to
       force it or you risk getting creamed...I've seen 'em kick a stall door
       clean off its hinges.

    3) A little lube is helpful...I usually carry a 3:2 mix of KY and water in a
       contact lens cleaner bottle...a little more discreet than big tubes of KY.

    4) DO NOT get under him or stick yer face down there unless you absolutely
       know and trust him...some stallions will try to lie down on top of you
       (squii-i-ish!), or kick suddenly and cost you a lot of expensive dental
       work.

    5) Wear a safety helmet -- I know it sounds weird, but their hooves are like
       rocks and can easily crush your skull.  A broken head can ruin a
       friendship, so its a good idea to wear a helmet (of course, if you get
       caught playing with him you'd look REALLY SILLY wearing a helmet but
       "better safe than dead" I always say).

    6) Did he come?  Well, when a stallion comes, the tip of his penis (the
       glans) swells up (flares) into a mushroom shape the size of your fist or
       bigger.  He'll thrust a couple more times then ejaculate 3-4 ounces of
       semen with enough force to shoot 5 feet.  His semen is whitish and runny
       like eggwhite.  Do not confuse with pre-ejaculate, which is watery and
       clear...he will drip copious amounts of this before he comes.

    NOTE: Those of you into anal/vaginal sex...do NOT attempt to put his
    penis into you unless you can already accomodate something the size of a
    human arm and fist...you risk rupture, and peritonitis if he's too big
    (plus it'd be real hard to explain what happened to the emergency room
    staff  :)  ).

    ALWAYS  REMEMBER: A stallion is an unpredictable animal...he may be fine
    one minute, then explode into 1200 pounds of biting, kicking horseflesh.
    He may be enjoying himself but he doesn't know his own strength and can
    disable or kill you without meaning to.  If you aren't familiar with the
    proper handling of equines I strongly urge you to find someone who does to
    help you the first time (I know that's tough to do, but its for both of
    your safeties).

    DISCLAIMER:  I've been having fun with equines for 14 years, and I've
    never been hurt badly...just bruises, ya gotta play by their rules...this
    Guide is not meant to be all-encompassing.  The author of this article
    DOES NOT encourage you the reader to to perform illegal activities
    (including trespassing) in the pursuit of your pleasure.

    This article may be freely reproduced as long as I get credit for it.

    ==================[B - HOW TO HAVE MORE FUN WITH YOUR MARE]==================

    Well, maybe you tried the stallion, and mebbe you haven't.  This article
    is for those of you who might be interested in mares, but haven't had the
    opportunity to make the most out of the situation...

    1) Find a Mare:  Easier said than done, sometimes!  Locate a likely
       recipient to your advances and get to know her...spend lots of time
       scratching her withers and tickling her, share breath and build her trust
       with you -- even the most receptive mares won't have anything to do with
       someone they don't feel at ease with.  Get to know her on a more personal
       level.

    2) Determine if she's in heat:  Most (not all, but most) mares are totally
       unreceptive to sexual advances when they are not in estrus.  In mares the
       cycle is 21 days on average...16 out, then 5-6 days in, with the mare
       getting progressively more "hot" till she ovulates and goes out of heat
       about 12 hours later.  Most mares will not go out of their way to show
       estrus signs to humans unless already accustomed to having sex with them.
       The best way to get her to show signs is by exposing her to a stallion or
       particularly randy gelding.  This is caused "teasing" the mare in the
       breeding business, and is when the stallion does his screaming, snorting,
       prancing thing to show off...just like many college freshmen.  The estrus
       mare should respond by raising her tail, squatting and emitting a stream
       of urine.  She will also "wink" at you...by contracting her vaginal
       muscles and exposing her clitoris.  Wink...wink...wink...you get the
       idea.  The clitoris in the mare looks like a half-dollar-size replica of
       the stallions glans penis...it is located at the bottom of the vaginal
       opening.  The mare will usually stand quietly in the squatting position
       until bred.

       If the mare responds to the stud by laying her ears back, biting, kicking,
       etc....it's a pretty safe bet to say she's not in heat and you should try
       again later.  Since some folks don't have access to stallions, there are
       some other signs of estrus including:

            A) Their labia tend to get fuller and looser...if you pull them
               apart (carefully, don't get kicked!) you will see that the vaginal
               lining is cherry-red, in contrast to its normal ruddy pink color.
               There will also be greater-than-usual amounts of lubrication
               present.

            B) The cervix is loose and drapes down in folds when in
               estrus...when not, it's tight and budlike in appearance...
               (this one's no good unless you have access to and know how to use
               a vaginal speculum...ask yer vet to show you a cervix sometime...
               it looks like a little pink flower).

            C) Some inexperienced mares will even respond to a human's advances
               if you can role-play well...sniff at her rump, snort, "bite" her
               flanks by pinching gently (or just go on ahead an' bite her!),
               tickle her and massage her external genitalia...mebbe gently
               insert a finger or three...if she responds, then she's ready -- if
               she puts up a fuss or tries to walk away then leave her be.  She's
               obviously not interested, and further attention of that nature
               will probably just piss her off and make her resent future
               advances.  However, if she seems to like what's going on you may
               then...

    3) Proceed with Caution:  Lube up and, using your fingers, tongue or any
       other portion of your anatomy that feels good to you both, proceed to
       pleasure her...move in and out of her with deep, slow strokes.  I have
       noticed that the "hot spot" in mares is not the clitoris, but about 2-3
       inches in on the bottom wall of the vagina just anterior (towards her
       head) to the urethral opening -- they respond very favorably to massage
       there.  It is possible to (gently!) insert your arm into her and slowly
       fist her, feeling how beautifully warm, soft and slippery her pussy is (my
       mare LOVES this).  When they are ready to be bred they will usually be
       quite loose inside, and it's possible to reach all the way to the back
       wall of the vagina and her cervix.  As you stimulate her she will then
       begin to slowly clamp down on your arm with her vagina.  Move with the
       contractions and you will find her squeezing harder and harder as she
       approaches orgasm (yes, contrary to some studies I've read, mares DO
       experience orgasm, and how!).  She will often squeeze with enough force to
       push your arm right back out...don't try to jam it back in or you could
       injure her...just continue to use your hand to massage the vestibule of
       the vagina as she contracts harder and harder.  At this point my mare will
       usually begin to grunt in time to the contractions (sounds like OOOF!)
       until her climax is over, then she will pull away.  Maregasm is usually
       accompanied by a stream of urine and natural lubricants, so be careful not
       to get soaked unless you're also into water sports. *Personal note for the
       morbidly curious* I usually work my mare with my hand to the point where
       she starts to contract, then climb on up and use my penis to finish the
       job...it feels great when they clamp down...they have amazing muscle
       control.

       When they are done coming they will usually pick themselves up and move
       away for a bit, then be ready to go again in five minutes or so.  I have
       whiled away many a happy hour bringing my mare to orgasm over and
       over...they have incredible stamina and it's fun for both of us.  When
       you're both done, give her a pat on the neck, thank her and talk nice to
       her -- don't just take what you want and leave...cuz if yer nice she'll
       remember you and be even more receptive next time.

    ==========================[C - HELPFUL TIPS: MARES]==========================

    1) Wear heavy boots to protect your toes.

    2) Keep in close to her body...if she decides to kick you'll be harder to
       hit, and you can feel her tense-up before she decides to let ya have it.

    3) It's a _real_ good idea to wash your hands and the mare's pubes before
       you go putting things into her...dirt/feces can carry bacteria that can
       cause her some real problems...use a mild soap like Ivory(tm) Liquid, and
       plenty of clean water to rinse...most mare's natural defenses can take
       care of the problem on their own, but there's no sense taking risks with
       her health if they can be avoided.

    4) File your fingernails short n' smooth...a mare's vagina is very
       delicate, and it's easy to injure her if you're not careful.  Don't put
       any foreign objects in her, either...no carrots or anything like that!

    5) NEVER, EVER stick anything into/through her cervix -- you can give her
       a nasty uterine infection, and if she's pregnant breaking the cervical
       plug means a high probability of aborting the foal, as well as
       complications for the mare.

    6) In the Northern Hemisphere about 90% of mares will go completely out of
       heat between the months of Nov-Mar.  This is called seasonal anestrus, and
       is a natural response to a decreased photoperiod.  Putting them under
       artificial lighting can help hasten return to normal estrus cycles...there
       are a number of good texts on the subject.

    7) Oh, yeah...  If she's a big mare, you will need a bucket or stool to
       stand on...of course, you knew that  :)  )  *dodges thrown tomatoes*

    8) Be careful not to get hurt...horses can be unpredictable.

    DISCLAIMER:  This Guide is not meant to be all-encompassing...mail me at
    equuinox@worf.netins.net if you have questions.  The author of this article
    DOES NOT encourage you, the reader, to perform illegal activities (including
    trespassing) in the pursuit of your pleasure.

                        BE SAFE -- BE CONSIDERATE -- HAVE FUN
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