## Amateurish flames

Posted March 13, 1996

RBollerin34@netcom.com ( Robert Bollerin) wrote:

>bestiality - the art-form practiced by you wicked, naughty, dogfucking,
>sheepsucking, horsehumping, goatgroping, pigporking . . . (you get the idea!)

(yawn) How unoriginal and uninspired. Let's see if I can liven things up a little:

- Ass-admiring, antelope-analyzing, alpaca-pecking
- Bear-boinking, bovine-boffing, bull-balling, boar-banging, bison-bopping, buck-blowing, bighorn-biffing
- Cat-cuddling, cow-cunnilinging, chicken-cheering, caribou-clutching, camel-craving, cheetah-chugging
- Dog-diddling (f*cking is so crass, no?), donkey-doinking, dolphin-dipping, deer-delighting, doe-dazzling
- Eagle-eyeing, ewe-using, elk-eating, elephant-elevating
- Furry-foofing, fallow deer-fiddling, ferret-fellating, fox-fornicating, filly-feeling, feline-fondling
- Goat-groping (okay, that one's not bad), gator-grappling, grizzly-guzzling, gorilla-grabbing, giraffe-G-spotting, goose-goosing (what else? :)
- Horse-humping (that's okay too), hound-handling, hippo-hugging, hog-honking, husky-huddling, hyena-hiking
- Ibex-inserting, impala-inseminating
- Jaguar-jumping, jackal-jiggling, javelina-having, jerboa-jerking
- Koala-kissing, kangaroo-keeping, kudu-(something)
- Llama-licking, lemur-loving, leopard-leaping, lion-lapping, lechwe-lechering, lynx-linking, livestock-laying
- Mare-marrying, mouse-mouthing, mule-mating, moose-milking, manatee-manhandling, monkey-masturbating
- Nanny-nuzzling, narwhal-nosing, nilgai-nursing, nyala-nibbling, (something)-necking
- Ocelot-ogling, onager-onanating, okapi-okaying, ox-osculating, orca-orgasming, oryx-oralizing, ovine-ovating
- Panther-peeping, pig-poking (NOT porking), puma-playing, panda-pandering, peccary-pecking, porpoise-pleasing, pronghorn-probing
- Quagga-quaffing, ...um...did I mention quaggas?
- Rabbit-romping, roedeer-rutting, red deer-roaring, ram-rodding, reindeer-reaming, rhino-raiding, ruminant-roving
- Stallion-stroking, serval-serving, seal-suckling, stag-strutting, sheep-shagging, sambar-smooching, stoat-stalking, swine-swallowing
- Turtle-tupping, tapir-tapering, tamandua-tampering, tiger-tickling
- Ungulate-undulating, ursine-(something)
- Vixen-viewing, vicuna-vaginalizing, vulpine-vulvinating (yep, I'm getting desperate: hey, look: "The Vulvinator:" "Boy, you sure know your mammalian anatomy!" :)
- Wolf-wanking, whitetail-wiggling, whale-wagging, wallaby-walloping, walrus-winning, wapiti-wapping
- Xenarthrales-examining (no, I don't know either)
- Yak-yanking
- Zebra-zonking, zebu-zoning, zoo-loving

Whew!

Damn! Do I need a life, or what? :)

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