## Re: Can you help me? (Fwd from private e-mail)

Posted August 28, 1996

    In private e-mail to me, someone wrote:

    >Hi. My name is [snipped].  I need to find some truly disgusting jokes,
    >pictures, stories etc. regarding beastiality.  Can you help.  There is
    >actually a really good reason for this.  I'm truly not sick.  I need to
    >get as many as possible, preferably hundreds to email someone else.

    [ My reply was as follows: ]

    Hmmm. Let me see if I have this straight. You want me to provide you with
    disgusting pictures, stories, and/or jokes about bestiality (which, BTW,
    is spelled with only one 'a') in order to e-mail "hundreds" of them to
    someone, presumably because you don't like that person very much.

    We've all met people we don't like, and while I have no idea what this
    person did, and he or she may indeed be worthy of such a gift in his
    e-mail, I don't feel comfortable aiding you in your quest. My sexual
    orientation is a very important part of my life. I don't consider it
    "disgusting" or "sick," as you seem to imply that it is.

    I've written a number of zoophilia-related limericks, which can be found
    at my website, but I tried to make them as tasteful as possible, and with
    a few exceptions, I don't consider them "disgusting." They might, however,
    be enlightening, as might any of a number of resources available on or
    through my web pages.

    By now, you've hopefully had time to think about this, and have perhaps
    come to the conclusion that sending someone a ton of "disgusting" e-mail
    really isn't going to make the situation better.

    However, with that said, I am compiling my own list of zoo humor, and I am
    still on the lookout for humorous anecdotes and short jokes related to
    human/animal relationships, as well as those about animals by themselves,
    especially if involving animal sex. If you find any material which does
    not disgust you, send it my way: it's just what I'm looking for, and just
    what we need. :)

    Thanks for your time.

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