# What (Was) New at Actaeon's Website in 1998

12/27/98:

- Added a new joke to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Added Dassiki, Hyraceum, Jipillima, Mute, Mutes, Slice, and Yo-Yo to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added some anonymous entries and several each from Drhoz! and Mr. Cow to You Might Be a Zoo.

  12/26/98:

- Added "FOX Files" and "The World's Greatest Pets" and updated "Flipper" on the Other TV Series guide.
- Added "The Ultimate Guide to Whales," "Leopards of the Night," "Tooth and Claw," "Lions: Africa's King of the Beasts," "Secret Life of the Tiger," "Season of the Whitetail Buck," "Rhino!," "The Ultimate Guide to Horses," "Grizzlies of the Canadian Rockies," "Ice Mummies," and a couple Desmond Morris specials to the Serial Documentaries guide.
- Added "Robot Carnival" to the Animation guide.

  12/25/98:

- Added Breyer horses to the brand new Erotic Toys guide.

  12/24/98:

- Added "Lions--Africa's King of the Beasts" to the Serial Documentaries guide.

  12/20/98:

- Updated location of Barnside's and Raczoon's websites on the Zoo Sites page.
- Added several entries by Lupus von Wolfe to You Might Be a Zoo.
- Added Elwood Wolftaur's What am I? song parody.
- Added "Tokorozawa," "Simba's Pride" and "Hercules" to the Animation guide.
- Added "Dr. Doolittle" (1998) to the Movies guide.

  12/14/98:

- Added "Thunderball" to the Movies guide.

  12/12/98:

- Updated "When Elephants Weep" on the Animals in Literature page.
- Added "Cabaret" to the Music and Art PIP.
- Added a limerick by "RR" to Other People's Limericks.
- Added five entries from Ka-Zoo, four from Baybeau, three from "JM," several by UnicornZ, and several by Erasmus to You Might Be a Zoo.
- Added new jokes to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Made several updates and clarifications to the ordering and shipping information for the animal sex videos, and also added a new page for the "Zebras" tape.
- Added another deep thought.
- Added "Roujin Z" to the Animation guide.

  12/07/98:

- Added a "Saturday Night Live" skit to the Music and Art PIP.

  12/06/98:

- Added Muttnik's "Symbiotic Planet" book review to the Essays page.
- Updated location of Zeta World (formerly Stasya's Zeta Valley) on the Zoo Sites page.
- Added "a gold necklace of Scythian origin" to the Art Guide.

  12/05/98:

- Added Famous Longhorns to Animals on the Internet.
- Finished splitting up the TV Guide (which no longer exists) into separate files.
- Added "Due South" to the Other TV Series guide.
- Added "Babe II: Pig in the City" to the Movies guide.
- Updated and re-organized the Animation guide, and added "Gnomes" to it.
- Added more jokes to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Updated location of Paginae Protei (Pages of Proteus) on the Zoo Sites page.
- Added Muse's survey on the causes of zoophilia to the Zoo Sites page.

  12/02/98:

- Added a guide to anatomically-correct animal statues in Portland, Oregon to the Art Guide.

  11/22/98:

- Added Moby's Dick to Animals on the Internet.
- Added resident hyaena's "The man who really loves birds" poem to the Fiction & Poetry page.
- Added three new jokes to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Added a guide to anatomically-correct animal statues in New York City to the Art Guide.
- Added "Whitetails: Phantoms Of The Forest" and "Birds & Bees: a sexual study" to the Animals in Literature page.
- Added Aviphile, Cloaca, Crissum, Orniphile, Vent, Airburst, Red Ribbon Winner, Teat-nut, Bean, Okie Donkey, and Playing Veterinarian to the Zoo Glossary.
- Made a number of updates on the "Animals #4" video page.

  11/21/98:

- Added "Animals are People Too" and 23 other shows (too many to list, really) to the TV Guide (which has since been subdivided by category).
- Decided it was time to split the TV Guide into separate files for each category, because it was getting way too big.
- Moved and streamlined entries between the TV Guide and the Music and Art PIP, as there was some crossover and out-of-place titles.

  11/19/98:

- Updated the URL for Pet Lovers on the MUD index.

  11/16/98:

- Added two limericks by Muttnik to Other People's Limericks.

  11/14/98:

- Added an article on Stallion Behavior to Animals on the Internet.

  11/12/98:

- Added "Lordosis" to the Zoo Glossary, and updated a few other entries.

  11/10/98:

- Added "Fantasy Island" to the Music and Art PIP and the TV Guide.

  11/8/98:

- Added two entries from Muttnik to You Might Be a Zoo.
- Added a new limerick by Muttnik to Other People's Limericks.
- Added Art Appreciation for Zoophiles II to the Art Guide.
- Added They Call It Puppy Love and Horse Farm Management: Vaughn Henry & Associates to Animals on the Internet.
- Added The Mating Page and Zeta Warrior: Adventures in Zooness to the Zoo Sites page.

  11/7/98:

- Added "Doggie Tom (Overture)" by the Lords of Acid, to the Music and Art PIP.
- Added Breath's "Mists" poem to the Fiction & Poetry page.
- Added Longmane's My Story of Misery / My Life's Philosophies and Equanimae's The Ancient Origins of Zoophilia and of the Taboo Against Zoophilia to the Essays page.
- Added Muse's Place to the Zoo Sites page.
- Added "Bramaged" and "Zoomie" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Updated the location of Ian's Zoo Links on the Zoo Sites page.
- Added a new joke (and a variant on the "Red Riding Hood" joke) to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Added "Bluegrass" and updated "Chino" on the TV Guide.

  10/25/98:

- Updated "Johnny Bravo" entry on the TV Guide.
- Added Muttnik's "Atonement" poem to the Fiction & Poetry page.
- Updated location of Bovine Theriogenology Images on the Animals on the Internet page.

  10/24/98:

- Added an episode of "The New Red Green Show" to the Music and Art PIP.

  10/22/98:

- Added "Aqua Vulva" to the Zoo Glossary.

  10/18/98:

- Updated the listing for the "#Free!" IRC channel on the MUD index.

  10/17/98:

- Added another entry to You Might Be a Zoo. (goggles)

  10/13/98:

- Added a new joke to the Zoo Jokes page.

  10/11/98:

- Added Woof-Woof's Kennel to the Zoo Sites page.
- Added "Androzoons," "Avisodomy," "Gynezoons," "Trans-Species Handfasting," "Zooerasty," and "Zoolinction" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added a new video ("Zebras") to my Animal Sex Videos, and revamped all the pages with new links, new specials, and a revised and simplified order form.

  10/10/98:

- Added a new joke to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Added "Stressed Eric" to the TV Guide.
- Added "Scent Wick," "Brush," "Prepuce," and "Preputial Hairs" to the Zoo Glossary.

  10/4/98:

- Added another 17 dolphin entries from Calafin to You Might Be a Zoo.

  10/1/98:

- Added another entry to You Might Be a Zoo. (stallion)
- Added or updated "The Big Blue," "Dolphin Destiny," "The Dolphin Dilemma," "Dolphin Stories," "Dolphins - Angels of the Sea," "A Friend in Need," "A Most Remarkable Planet," "Our World," "Sea Trek," "The Tadpole and the Whale," "Voices From a Silent World," and "Wild Ones" on the TV Guide.

  9/29/98:

- Added "Weekly World News" to the Animals in Literature page.
- Added "Natural Born Killers," "Rocky Horror Picture Show," "MTV's Sex in the 90s," "Conan O'Brien," "Animaniacs," "Breath of Fire II," and videos by Nine Inch Nails and Archers of Loaf to the TV Guide.

  9/28/98:

- Added "Next Step," "Johnny Bravo," "Rush Hour," "Wilde," and "Erik the Viking" to the TV Guide.

  9/27/98:

- Added "Carrot," "Chapped Lips," "Equine Overcoat," "Flogging The Dolphin," "Getting Bitched," "Hacking the Carrot," "Love Marks / R.A.T.P.," "One-Carrot Stud," "Playing the Field," "Smegma," "Species Dysphoria," "Tail Burn," and "Trans-speciesism" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added a new joke to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Added Ian's Zoo Links to the Zoo Sites page.
- Added a Satuday Night Live commercial parody ("Canis") to the Music and Art PIP.

  9/26/98:

- Added OhMyGod!!!!!!!!!!! to the flame retorts page.

  9/25/98:

- Added New Zealand and Australian zoo contacts page to the Zoo Sites page.

  9/20/98:

- Added "Funky Cold Medina" to the Music and Art PIP.

  9/19/98:

- Added another entry to You Might Be a Zoo. (ID tags)

  9/16/98:

- Added another deep thought. (Scarlett O'Hara)

  9/10/98:

- Added another 24 entries from Calafin to You Might Be a Zoo.

  9/8/98:

- Added a new joke to the Zoo Jokes page.

  8/26/98:

- Added "Champing at the Bitch" to the Zoo Glossary.

  8/19/98:

- Added "Take Internally" to the Zoo Glossary.

  8/15/98:

- Added "Jane Austen's Mafia!" and "Something About Mary" to the TV Guide.
- Added "Anthrosexual" to the Zoo Glossary.

  8/10/98:

- Added "Canilingus" to the Zoo Glossary.

  8/9/98:

- Added two more flame retorts.

  8/8/98:

- Added another deep thought. (Taco Bell)
- Added two more entries to You Might Be a Zoo. (trailer doors, siren)

  8/3/98:

- Added "Back to God's Country" to the TV Guide.

  8/2/98:

- Now offer Animal Sex Videos in PAL, SECAM, and Beta formats.

  7/31/98:

- Added "Eyewitness: Elephant" to the TV Guide.
- Added "Rearing Stallion" to the Art Guide.

  7/25/98:

- Added Animal Passion the advertisements page.
- Added Wildstallion's Horse Mating Pix to Animals on the Internet.
- Updated location of Dobbin's Zoo-Station on the Zoo Sites page.
- Added another 52 entries from Calafin to You Might Be a Zoo.
- Added "Fahrenheit 451," "Colossus," "The Tadpole and the Whale," "The Big Blue," "Dolphin Stories," "Sea Trek," and "1984" to the TV Guide.

  7/23/98:

- Added "Half-Assed" and "Mare-a-thon" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added 103 (!) entries from Calafin to You Might Be a Zoo.

  7/22/98:

- Added "Armageddon" and "As Good As It Gets" to the TV Guide.

  7/20/98:

- Added "The Coon Rolled Down And Ruptured His Larinks" to the Bestiality Bibliography PIP.
- Added "A Dog's World" to the TV Guide.

  7/18/98:

- Added Wild Discovery's "Arctic Wanderers," "Ivory Pigs," "Return of the Caribou"; plus "Lethal Weapon 4," "Great Apes," "A Cat's World," "A Horse's World," and "Buck Staghorn" to the TV Guide.
- Added "The New Red Green Show" to the Music and Art PIP.

  7/17/98:

- Added another deep thought ("new dog").
- Added "Head Press" and an issue of "Heavy Metal" to the Animals in Literature page.
- Added a new entry of mine to You Might Be a Zoo. ("Doctor Dolittle")

  7/9/98:

- Added an issue of "Heavy Metal" (author and title unknown) to the Animals in Literature page.
- Added a new entry of mine to You Might Be a Zoo. ("feed store")

  7/6/98:

- Added "The Thing" and "Animals are the Funniest People" to the TV Guide.

  7/5/98:

- Added a couple new jokes and a variant on the "best friend" joke to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Added more limericks by Marduk to Other People's Limericks.
- Added a new entry from Furlup to You Might Be a Zoo.
- Updated my weight on my personals ad.

  7/2/98:

- Added "Yak of Tibet," "The Game," and "Lost In Space" to the TV Guide.

  6/29/98:

- Added Breath's Animal Writings to the Zoo Sites page.
- Added "Cush" and "Copulation-Induced Ovulators" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Updated the "Free Willy" entry on the TV Guide, and added "Billy Connelly's World Tour of Australia."

  6/27/98:

- Added "X-Files," "Understanding," and "Eyewitness: Horses" to the TV Guide.

  6/24/98:

- Added two new IRC channels to the MUD index.
- Added four new limericks by Marduk to Other People's Limericks.
- Added "The Jon Stewart Show" to the TV Guide.
- Added "Revenge of the Nerds" to the Music and Art PIP.
- Added two more deep thoughts ("wool" & "leak wink").

  6/23/98:

- Added "Blink 182" to the Art Guide.

  6/7/98:

- Added Bioinfo Animal Pictures Archive and The Big Cat Mating Page to Animals on the Internet.
- Added "Pink Flamingos," "Kids in the Hall," a Simpsons episode, a Saturday Night Live sketch, and a Stone Temple Pilots video to the TV Guide.

  6/6/98:

- Added "Trials of Life," "Kalifornia" and "Don't Be a Menace..." to the TV Guide.
- Added "Suck the Dog" to the Music and Art PIP.

  6/5/98:

- Added 25 anonymous entries to You Might Be a Zoo.

  6/4/98:

- Added "The Plague Dogs" to the TV Guide.

  5/30/98:

- Added a book on mammal penises (author and title unknown) to the Animals in Literature page. A world of thanks to anyone who's heard of this and can identify it.
- Added "When Nature Calls" to the TV Guide.

  5/27/98:

- Added "Nature Calls" to the Animals in Literature page.
- Added Art Appreciation for Zoophiles, an unusual drawing by Salvador Dali, and Carnival of Avarice to the Art Guide.
- Updated the "Farm Erotica" link on the advertisements page.
- Added a new joke, a shameless pun of my own, and a new punchline to the "Preacher's Ass" joke on the Zoo Jokes page.
- Added "Beauty, Bonny, Daisy, Violet, Grace, and Geoffrey Morton" to the TV Guide.
- Added "Toe-jamb Foot-ball" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added "When Animals Fuck" to the TV Guide.

  5/25/98:

- Added Zoobaru's "Hay Zoo" and Proteus' "Hell on a Bucket" song parodies.
- Added "Protein Supplement" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added "Godzilla" to the TV Guide.
- Added Tschoni's Home Page to the Zoo Sites page.

  5/24/98:

- Made a minor update to the Zoo Code (added ZP3.5).
- Added a Jerry Springer episode to the Music and Art PIP.
- Added or updated Zoophoria, Zoophile.org, ATrueZoo's Home Page, and Hobbes' Zoo Page on the Zoo Sites page.

  5/21/98:

- Updated "Easy Travel to Other Planets" (added publisher and ISBN info) in the Bestiality Bibliography PIP.

  5/20/98:

- Added "Animal Hospital," "Mr. Nice Guy," and a "Wild Things" episode to the TV Guide.

  5/19/98:

- Added Chap Book Zeta to the Zoo Sites page.

  5/18/98:

- Updated Zoo Code to version 1.46 (added the ZP* parameter).
- Added an episode of "Profiler" to the TV Guide.

  5/17/98:

- Added a number of jokes to the Zoo Jokes page.
- Fixed a small typo in the Zoo Code.
- Added "Completely Unrestricted Horseplay," "Knockin' Hooves," "Marenogamous," and "Stable Relationship" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added Darkbeast's Zooworld, Zoowolf's Den, Mare's Site, and Shadow's Hideout to the Zoo Sites page.

  5/16/98:

- Added Brownbear to the Zoo Sites page.
- Added "Mortal Kombat 2" to the TV Guide.
- Added a link to Breath's Zoo Poetry Page to the Fiction & Poetry page.
- Updated the Def Leppard reference in the Music and Art PIP.
- Added "Exaggerated Sawhorse Position," "Cow Sap," "Stairway to Heaven," "Seasonings," "Mare-inate," "Anestrus" and "Perversion" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added two new entries by John Owl_Talking to You Might Be a Zoo.
- Added a deep thought by John Owl_Talking ("how can you tell").

  5/12/98:

- Made a couple minor changes to the "Comme des Betes" page.
- Updated location of The Pasture (formerly EquineLuv's Pasture) on the Zoo Sites page.

  5/11/98:

- Added "The Leopard Son," "Nature's Babies: Big Cats," "Africa's Heavyweights," "African Animals: The Big Five," "The Family that Lives with Elephants," and "Fight of the Elephants" to the TV Guide.

  5/8/98:

- Added "Air Force One" and "Deep Impact" to the TV Guide.

  5/3/98:

- Added another of my deep thoughts ("sheepshank").

  5/2/98:

- Added "The Big Hit" to the TV Guide.
- Added another of my deep thoughts ("reptile").

  4/30/98:

- Added "Animal Deception," "World's Greatest Pets," and "You Ain't Seen Nothin'" to the TV Guide.

  4/29/98:

- Added Bonobo and King of Danes song parodies.

  4/24-4/29/98:

- Added "Forest of Fear," "Track of the Cat," "Wild Style," "The Killer Cats," "The Lion Queen," "Psychic Animals," "Big Cat Diary," "Wild Fathers," "Cougar: Ghost in the Rockies," "The Elephant Men," "The Forgotten Sun Bear," "Crocodiles!" and two "Wild Things" episodes to the TV Guide. It's over 100K now, and I need to break it up into two or more pages.

  4/22/98:

- Updated my personal Zoo Code.
- Added two new jokes to the Zoo Jokes page.

  4/19/98:

- Added "Sphinctus Interruptus" to the Zoo Glossary.
- Added another of my deep thoughts ("push-me-pull-you").

  4/17/98:

- Added "Horse Tigers," "The Migrating Wildebeests," and "The New Zoos" to the TV Guide.

  4/8/98:

- Added a new entry of mine to You Might Be a Zoo. ("undressing")

  3/29/98:

- Added a new joke to the Zoo Jokes page.

  3/13/98:

- Updated location of Eagle's Roost on the Zoo Sites page.
- Added Zoophile.org to the Zoo Sites page.

  3/11/98:

- Added "And Now for Something Completely Different" to the Music and Art PIP.

  3/10/98:

- Added another of my deep thoughts ("question").
- Added a giraffe limerick (look for "carafe").

  2/26/98:

- Added "Eyewitness: Bear" to the TV Guide.

  2/21/98:

- Updated the address for the University of Washington's Sexuality Library.

  2/20/98:

- Added a new entry from Lontra, one from me, several from Lynx, and several from Furlup, to You Might Be a Zoo.

  2/10/98:

- Completely redesigned the Animal Sex Video section, and put each title on its own page.

  2/9/98:

- Added a new anonymous entry to You Might Be a Zoo.

  2/7/98:

- Updated shipping information on the Video TOCs and Video Ordering pages. I decided that, with so many people ordering just a single video, the shipping cost was eating into my profits, so I added a $3 shipping charge for single-video orders.
- Following in the footsteps of the "Animal Husbandry" video, I added a much more detailed description of "Comme des Betes" to the Video TOCs page, in the hopes of encouraging more sales. "Comme des Betes" and "Animal Husbandry" make an excellent combo. That's a hint, BTW. :)

  2/6/98:

- Added "Eyewitness: Life" to the TV Guide.

  2/4/98:

- Minor changes to the description of "Animal Husbandry" on the Video TOCs page.
- Minor cosmetic upgrades to the Music and Art PIP.
- Added an English translation of "Liebesgruesse aus der Lederhose" on the TV Guide.

  2/1/98:

- Added two words ("postal or") to the disclaimer on the Video TOCs and Video Ordering pages.
- Added a brand new video, "Animal Husbandry," to the Video TOCs page.

  1/31/98:

- Revamped the home page to make the links easier to use.
- Updated the Animal Penis Dildos link on the advertisements page.

  1/23/98:

- Updated the video pages with new shipping information.
- Updated the index page with a list of how many video orders I've received/filled/shipped, and increased the amount of time I've fallen behind on non-profit e-mail. :/

  1/15/98 to 1/18/98:

- I survived ConFurence 9! Woo-hoo! :)

  1/11/98:

- Added a new entry of mine ("intersection") to You Might Be a Zoo.

  1/1/98: Happy Zoo Year!

- Added "Passrover" to the Zoo Glossary.

To see entries for 1997, click here.

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