    "Closer (to dogs)"
    ...a song parody by Actaeon

    (Sung to the tune of "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. Posted February 4, 1997.)

    You let me utilize ewes
    You let me gnuzzle gnus
    You let me kiss kangaroos
    You let me masturbate moose

    Thank you...you freed me from my burden
    Thank you...you showed me what to do
    Thank you...the only life that's right for me
    Thank you for the keys to the zoo

    I want to feel the love of animals
    I want to know the taste of mare cum
    I want a lifestyle full of animals
    My whole existence is furred
    You let me run with the herd

    You can have your human beings
    You can have the games that they play
    You can have their herpes and AIDs
    Just don't take my lifestyle away

    Thank you...you threw me to the lions
    Thank you...you showed me the light
    Thank you...you made me happy
    That den mother treated me right

    I want to feel the love of animals
    I want to get laid by a wolf pack
    I want a bedroom full of animals
    My vacuum cleaner is clogged
    You got me closer to dogs

    Deep in the forest...warmed by the breeze
    Under your stomach...down on my knees
    I drink the milk...between your thighs
    You try my body...on for size

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