# Actaeon's Flame Retorts

Sometimes, someone will say something so incredibly stupid, clueless, bigoted, or mean-spirited that I can't resist taking him or her to task for it, and being really sarcastically vicious about it. I love my job. :) Other times, it's simply setting the record straight about something, as politely as I can. For the record, though, I must admit to having received very few flames, compared to what I see on the newsgroup itself. Perhaps because I'm so wordy, only the most dedicated of flamers bother to read my posts completely. :)

OhMyGod!!!!!!!!!!! -- NEW! September 26, 1998
  Spelling and grammar are perfect; wisdom, however, is another story.
a very nasty mental problem -- NEW! August 9, 1998
  Someday someone will come up with an original way to insult me. Until then, read this.
man.... -- NEW! August 9, 1998
  Wow! My website gets referred to as "pukingly direct sounding shit"! :)
An "Anti-Flame" -- NEW! November 1, 1997
  From someone who doesn't approve of my website, but defends my right to have one. Hoo-rah! :)
if you ever get near my german shepard -- NEW! September 20, 1997
  Don't worry, I won't touch your dog. Unless she asks me, of course.
your a sick fuck -- NEW! August 3, 1997
  Here we go again: poor grammar, poor spelling, poor information. I'll try to change at least one of them.
contradulations are in order -- NEW! July 27, 1997
  So are spelling lessons, eh? This guy has seen the Great White North one too many times.
You are a really perverted person
  I'm a really long-winded person, too, but do they think about this before they flame me? No, of course not. It's another example of...oh well, just read it. :)
Geez, You're Sick!
  A defense of a couple of things. I think.
Re: hey asshole
  Hey, all you had to do was ask nicely, but Noooo!!! :)
Re: Calf
  Another one of those "Then why did you read it?" kind of things.
Re: Can you help me? (Fwd from private e-mail)
  A response to a request for "disgusting" stories etc.
Re: Wow! Intolerance from gays! (part 2)
  Same git, different day.
Re: Wow! Intolerance from gays! (part 1)
  My response to another clueless ASB poster.
Amateurish flames
  My response to a clueless ASB poster: nicknames from A-Z.
Actaeon is a MALE, thank you very much. :)
  People simply need to read my .sig, I guess.

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