# Dogs vs. Horses

by Ojah Why dogs are better than horses:

- ...You can take a dog to your bed.
- ...You don't have to use a bucket.
- ...It's OK if a dog lies on your knees.
- ...You can be sure you can always turn your head when you are screwed by a dog.
- ...Have you ever seen a stray horse to pick up? I haven't.
- ...Dogs never step forward at the very last moment.
- ...Dogs don't have hooves!
- ...Just realize: a horse pees on the carpet.
- ...If dog's claws leave scratches on your body, what could a horse do to you with hooves?
- ...It's very useful to have two dogs: while you have sex with one of them, the other watches if someone comes around.
- ...Are you absolutely sure that stallions don't call you Shorty?

I have also found some reasons why horses are better than dogs:

- ...Horses don't gnaw your slippers. (Maybe horses eat t-shirts? Cows do.)
- ...Horses do not hide dead mice under your bed.
- ...Horses usually don't leave dirty footprints on your bed clothes.
- ...Horses don't scratch a door in the middle of the night. (I think they can just kick the door if they need to.)

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