    "Smells Like Steed Semen"
    ...a song parody by Actaeon
    Original Lyrics By Kurt Cobain
    Revised parody lyrics by Redaunt
    Tweaked, Sampled, Mixed, and Sung by Redaunt

    (Sung to the tune of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. Posted December 25, 1996. Redaunt's lyrics added October 19, 1997.)

    Lube up with K-Y
    and bring your stool
    Such joy to use
    Your sexual tool
    She's in the field
    Beyond the fence
    Oh no, they use
    A dog defense

    Hello, Milk Bone (repeat)

    In the dark now, with her permission
    In I go now
    Intromission
    She feels tight yet so damn spacious
    Here she comes now
    Urination
    Appaloosa
    Akhal-Teke
    Andalusian
    Anglo-Arab
    Yeah

    You take away my thoughts of stress
    For your love I feel blessed
    Our nights together have always been
    Unbridled mirth from start to end

    In, out, so slow (repeat)

    With a stallion it's much more dangerous
    Twenty inches
    In my anus
    Some may call my actions heinous
    But I'm in heaven
    Don't restrain us
    Lusitano
    Connemara
    Lipizzaner
    Maremmana
    Yeah

    I can't forget
    How stud cum tastes
    Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
    I found him hard
    He was good to find
    I have that stallion on my mind.

    Hung low, how low? (repeat)

    We are horny; will you mate us?
    Here we are now,
    Inseminate us.
    We are zoos and love fence-jumpin'.
    We'll bend over,
    You start pumpin'.
    Polo Pony
    Palomino
    A Budonny
    Paso Fino
    Yeah, glans a-flarin'
    Glans a-flarin'
    Glans a-flarin'

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