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    Dolphins:  FAQ on mating.

    Heyo!

    Firstly, introductions all round.  My name is Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn,
    musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile.  People are often
    wondering just what the hell zoophilia is.  Zoophilia is best described as
    a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved
    have no objections to expressing their affection for eachother in the
    sexual fashion.  This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person
    forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual
    feelings whatsoever.  This is something that I would never do to a dolphin,
    since I love them dearly, and treat them witht the same respect that an
    honest husband would have for his wife and children.

    Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures.
    They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a
    human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish
    to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way;
    through mating, or sex-play.  You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for
    procreative reasons.  They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds
    between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun.
    Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so
    sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you
    mate with a dolphin?".  Easy.  Let the dolphin tell you!

    Well, here is a selection of questions people have asked me, so I hope this
    sheds some light on the subject...

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    Q1)  How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?

    A1)  Probably the most common question I get asked.  There are 2 ways of
    determining the sex of a dolphin.  The most obvious way is to take a peek
    under the peduncle (the long part of the body connected to the tail
    flukes).  On the dolphin's belly, directly opposite the dorsal fin, will be
    the umbilicus, or the navel of the dolphin.  Looking further down towards
    the tail, you start to see the differences.

    Male dolphins have two separate slits for the penis (the urogenital
    opening) and the anus.  These are separated by a bridge of skin.  The
    male's urogenital opening is generally located further up the belly,
    towards the navel.

    Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus
    located at the end of it.  On either side of the genital slit, you will
    find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of
    the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves.  The slit is also located
    closer to the tail stock of the dolphin.

    The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach their
    belly, is to look at their mellon, or head.  The males tend to have a
    fatter, rounder mellon, while the females are more sleek and streamlined.

    Q2)  How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

    A2)  There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is
    interested in sex.

    Males are probably the easiest to detect.  They will swim around, sporting
    an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and
    will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within
    reach of your hand.  If you are in the water, they may rub it along any
    part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle.  (Dolphin males
    have a prehensile penis.  They can wrap it around objects, and carry them
    as such.)  Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes
    sexual excitement.

    Females can be a little harder.  The most obvious way a female dolphin has
    of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect.  Their genitals
    become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent.
    They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal.  If you are out of
    the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves
    to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts.  If you are in the water, they may
    press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your
    crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

    Each dolphins way of expressing sexaul readiness varies, so the longer you
    know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

    Q3)  What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

    A3)  Accept, if possible!  I will go through the steps involved with males
    and females...

    The Male:

    When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do,
    if you are male, is to masturbate him.  (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for
    the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins
    enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them.  I
    would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for
    a woman.)
    WARNING!  In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male
    dolphin attempt anal sex with you.  The Bottle-nose dolphin member is
    around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of
    ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious
    internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.  Unless you
    are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your
    predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

    A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end.  If you
    are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side,
    just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.  Male
    dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently
    massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.  It
    feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the
    touch, but firmer).  It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around
    40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either
    shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during
    ejaculation.  The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is
    best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member
    underwater.  You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while
    masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and
    get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates!  A male dolphin could
    snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that
    relationship.

    The Female:

    Well, the females are again a little trickier.  There are two courses of
    action with a female fin:  Masturbation, or mating.

    Masturbation:  Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be
    supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin,
    supporting her, the other doing the stimulating.  The clitoris of the
    female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump
    when erect.  You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it,
    but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they
    thrust up into you.  You can slide your hand gently into their genital
    opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently.  They feel warm and
    muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are
    excited.  Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside
    them.  They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and
    manipulate objects, including your hand.  (They can do things that would
    make a regular human woman turn green with envy.)  Their climax is coupled
    with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the
    vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

    Mating:  This is harder.  Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not
    impossible to mate in open water.  It is easier to have the dolphin in a
    shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet
    deep.  This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you.
    Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying
    belly-towards you.  You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to
    belly against her.  You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her
    close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit.  She
    will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her
    body.  There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to
    get comfortable, both outside and inside.  Once comfortable, though,
    females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the
    entire length of your member.  They may also thrust rythmically against
    you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last
    longer that a minute or two.  Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the
    speed of her contractions and thrusts.  It is interesting to note that the
    times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine.
    Whether they do this conciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great
    feeling to have two bodies shuddering against eachother at  the one time.

    One thing to note.  Whether you masturbate of mate a fin, male or female,
    always spend time with them afterwards.  Cuddle them, rub them, talk to
    them and most importantly, show them you love them.  This is essential, as
    it helps to strengthen the bond between you.  Like a way of saying that
    this wasn't just a one night fling.  The dolphins appreciate it, and they
    will want your company more the next time you visit them.

    Q4)  What diseases can I get from dolphins?  Can I give them any?

    A4)  I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's)
    with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say.  I do know, however, that you
    can pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems.  (I
    got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once.  It cleared up after a week
    or so.)  You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handle
    them with chaffed or broken skin.  Just like with a human, it is best to BE
    CLEAN when you handle a dolphin.  If you have cuts on your hands, avoid
    touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to
    handling.  This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers.
    If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake.
    This is a little known area, moreso because Zoophilia is considered
    illeagal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the
    law....)

    Q5)  Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?

    A5)  Well, yes.  If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly
    excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way...

    Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their sides,
    again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their
    bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a
    while, over the genital slit.  If they are responsive, they will show the
    signs of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual.
    If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back
    upright.  DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin!  Trying to restrain them
    will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury.
    Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything
    else.  It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready.
    It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway.  And more special.

    Q6)  Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

    A6)  Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons.  Too public, the
    dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc
    etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that
    is no guarentee.
    Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins
    frequent.  It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the
    point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as
    quick as 3 days to aclimatize).  Gaining their trust takes time, and you
    need to visit frequently.  This is impossible for some people, I
    understand, but it is the best way.  Sometimes you just need to be in the
    right place at the right time.  I have been extremely lucky on two
    occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in
    the harbour of my resident city.

    Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested.
    One final note.  You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual
    relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the
    few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative.
    This is special.  Do not abuse it.

    Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn.
    September, 1996.