    "Eleanor Ridgeback"
    ...a song parody by Actaeon

    (Sung to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby" by the Beatles. Posted January 19, 1997.)

    Ah, look at all the zoo-ish people
    Ah, lock up all the zoo-ish people

    Eleanor Ridgeback
    Picks up her dog from the kennel when no one is there
    Still she is scared
    There by the window
    Agents are watching to take her away once again
    Back to the pen

    All the zoo-ish people
    How did they get that way?
    All the zoo-ish people
    Don't worry what they say.

    Father McKelpie
    Loving his horse in a way God would never allow
    He wipes his brow
    Watch them embracing
    Holding each other for hours like time's of no use
    This is "abuse"?

    All the zoo-ish people
    It's time to rein them in
    All the zoo-ish people
    They'll pay for all their sins

    Eleanor Ridgeback
    Locked in her cell with the jacket and walls padded white
    Night after night
    Father McKelpie
    Wiping the blood from his face that the officers drew
    Since he was zoo

    All the zoo-ish people
    Got herded through a door
    All the Jewish people
    Had seen it years before

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