    "The Twelve Lays of Christmas"
    ...a song parody by Actaeon

    (Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" by somebody-or-other. Posted December 24, 1996.)

    For the twelfth lay of Christmas, my zoo love gave to me:

    Twelve mares a-winking,
    Eleven llamas licking,
    Ten German Shepherds,
    Nine wolves a-humping,
    Eight elk a-bugling,
    Seven Holstein heifers,
    Six sheep a-swooning,
    Five golden retrievers,
    Four thoroughbreds,
    Three Great Danes,
    Two Brahma bulls,
    And a stallion who really loves me.

    Mare-y Kiss-Moose and an Appy Zoo Deer! :)

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