# Actaeon's Zoo Experience Survey Form, v1.2

## Hello Everyzoo!

Yes, it's the survey you've all been waiting for! :) Its purpose is to determine what sorts of sexual activities we engage in, how commonly we do them, and on (or by) which species they are performed. In version 1.2, the whole grid structure has been changed, to make it easier to fill out. The coprophilia and watersports sections have also been revamped.

The survey form below (in its non-HTML version) is posted to the newsgroup alt.sex.bestiality about twice a month, along with the latest cumulative results. The HTML versions are updated roughly once a month.

While this is not yet a truly scientific survey (I'd need hundreds of responses before a chi-square test would be statistically significant, and the anonymity factor alone renders the results unacceptable to most scientific organizations), I believe in the scientific process and I reserve the right to reject replies I believe to be fake. If, however, I recognize your name from alt.sex.bestiality or a talker and have come to know and trust you, I'll give you some leeway. :)

## Privacy:

Your privacy is assured. No names or aliases will appear in the survey results, and no one besides myself will see your responses. The survey results will show only a running total for each species, gender, and activity. Also, while no one ever brought up the subject in regards to my Gender Preference survey, I should probably make a formal statement on _this_ one, due to the rather explicit information you'd be revealing.

To wit: "I hereby state for the record in Real Life that I am not in any way connected to law enforcement or to any other government agency. My interest in your experience is purely scientific (well, okay, and the occasional 'Wow! Really? Tell me more!' :), and I will destroy your responses if I believe they are likely to fall into the wrong hands." There: _my_ haunches are covered, and so are yours. :)

## How to Fill Out the Form:

### Activities:

Here are the various types of sexual behavior this survey concerns, with definitions (just in case you need them :). In this survey, the word "Performing" means you perform the activity on the animal, whereas "Receiving" means the animal performs the activity on you. None of these need to lead to orgasm: as far as the survey is concerned, if you've at least tried it, it counts.

- `AI --` Anal Intercourse -- (insertion of penis into anus)
- `AM --` Anal Masturbation -- (manual stimulation of anus) [1]
- `AL --` Anilingus -- (oral stimulation of anus; also known as "Rimming")
- `CU --` Cunnilingus -- (oral stimulation of female genitals)
- `DK --` Deep Kissing -- (letting your tongues touch each other while kissing; also known as "French Kissing" or "Frenching." Note that since this is a mutual act, it is listed under things performed by the animal, who is usually going to be far more into it. :)
- `DO --` Docking/Sheath F*cking -- (insertion of human penis into male animal's sheath [chiefly canine, equine, or bovine])
- `FE --` Fellatio -- (oral stimulation of male genitals; also known as a "blow job" or BJ)
- `GR --` Groping -- (explicitly sexual touching, but casual and/or passive, rather than actively trying to bring the animal (or yourself) to orgasm (e.g., massaging a mare's udder, or a gelding's sheath))
- `MA --` Masturbation/Rubbing -- (manual or frictional stimulation of genitals) [1]
- `NU --` Nursing -- (breastfeeding, suckling, etc.)
- `SC --` Scrotilingus -- (oral stimulation of the scrotum)
- `VA --` Vaginal Intercourse -- (insertion of penis into vagina)

- Coprophilia -- (defecation as a sexual stimulant) [2]
- Watersports -- (urination as a sexual stimulant) [2]

NOTES:

- [1]: While masturbating an animal is pretty blatant, masturbation of a human _by_ an animal can be more subtle (or not, depending on your luck). I intially thought only a primate could (or would) actively masturbate a human, but I've since been informed that some animals can nuzzle a man to climax and be completely aware of their intentions. So this survey will define "receiving" masturbation as (a) when an animal deliberately rubs itself against your genitals, and (b) when you rub your own genitals against an animal's body, in much the same way as one might use a plush toy.

- [2]: With Coprophilia and Watersports, "Performing" means it is _you_ who urinate or defecate, whereas "Receiving" means it is the animals' urine or feces which is of interest to you. In general use, both of these terms tend to refer to the practice of actually urinating or defecating on someone or something, being urinated or defecated on, or otherwise playing with the urine or feces, rather than simply being aroused at the sight or smell of it. Since zoos' interests in animal excrement will probably vary more widely than their other sexual activities (there's a big difference between being turned on by watching an estrous mare pee in the grass...and eating fresh doggydoo with a nice Chianti and some fava beans :), I gave the subject a section all its own. Here are the definitions:

  - Watch: I enjoy watching animals relive themselves, or relieving myself in front of them.
  - Touch: I've touched an animal's feces or urine, or let mine touch the animal.
  - Taste: I've eaten an animal's feces or urine, or let the animal eat or drink mine.

### Experience Codes:

For each species and activity, choose the highest code that applies to you.

- 6: Regularly -- I regularly engage in this activity (e.g., nearly every time we're together).
- 5: Occasionally -- I occasionally engage in this (e.g., if it's convenient and we're in the mood).
- 4: Not Very Often -- I've tried this once or twice, but not often enough or recently enough to call it "occasionally."
- 3: Really Want to Try -- I haven't attempted this yet, but I am very interested in trying it.
- 2: Sortof Want to Try -- I'd like to try this someday, but it's a low priority.
- 1: Unlikely (Voyeur?) -- I'm unlikely to try this, even if a safe opportunity came my way.
  (This also applies if you are willing to watch others doing it, but are not willing to do it yourself.)
- 0: Blecchh! -- Disgusting! Yucko! Sicko! Phooey! (In other words, not a chance. :)
- -: Impossible? -- This activity is anatomically impossible (most of these are already eliminated from the form).

### Species:

The following species list is just to jog your memory, and should not be considered a "recommended fondling list." :) You're under no obligation to include an entry for every species shown, and I'd much prefer that you didn't, since it just wastes bandwidth and won't be included in the survey. Just make an entry for each species you've personally experienced. You're welcome to write in species not shown here, if you've actually experienced them, but bear in mind that I reserve the right to reject surveys I believe are fake. Don't expect "hamster" to be taken seriously. :)

> Domestic or Barnyard:

> Humans [3] ... Dogs ... Horses & Ponies ... Miniature Horses [4] ... Donkeys & Mules ... Cattle ... Sheep ... Goats ... Pigs ... Llamas & Other Camelids ... House Cats

> Wild or Captive: [5]

> Antelope ... Bears ... Big Cats ... Coyotes ... Deer ... Dolphins ... Foxes ... Primates ... Wolves ... Zebras

NOTES:

- [3]: Why are humans listed in this survey? Simple: I want to find out how zoos' experience with animals compares to their experience with humans. Do zoos engage in the same activities with animals as they do with humans (where applicable), or are they more (or less) likely to try something with an animal than a human? That sort of thing.

- [4]: Horses, ponies, and miniature horses are listed separately because certain things are very difficult to do with full-sized horses; e.g., a listing of "receiving anal sex" under "Horses" could be very misleading unless it were clear you'd been with a mini.

- [5]: Some of you may laugh at the inclusion of the more exotic wild animals, but people who work at zoos or wildlife rehab facilities might conceivably encounter them. House cats, OTOH, are included simply because I know I'm not alone in having fondled them. :)

### Sample Form:

Here, as an example, is how I would fill out one part of the form:

    PERFORMING ON MALES:
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
                  | AI | AM | AL | DK | DO | FE | GR | MA | SC |
    Humans        |  1 |  1 |  0 |  2 |  - |  2 |  2 |  2 |  1 |
    Dogs          |  3 |  4 |  1 |  6 |  2 |  6 |  6 |  6 |  5 |
    Horses/Ponies |  2 |  5 |  1 |  2 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  6 |  3 |
    Mini Horses   |  2 |  2 |  1 |  2 |  3 |  3 |  3 |  3 |  3 |
    Donkeys/Mules |  2 |  1 |  1 |  1 |  1 |  3 |  3 |  3 |  2 |
    Cattle        |  1 |  4 |  0 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  4 |  4 |  1 |
    Sheep         |  1 |  1 |  0 |  1 |  - |  2 |  2 |  3 |  1 |
    Goats         |  1 |  1 |  0 |  1 |  - |  2 |  2 |  3 |  1 |
    Pigs          |  1 |  1 |  0 |  0 |  - |  1 |  2 |  2 |  0 |
    Llamas etc.   |  1 |  1 |  0 |  1 |  - |  2 |  2 |  3 |  1 |
    Write-ins:    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
            Deer: |  3 |  3 |  1 |  3 |  - |  3 |  3 |  3 |  3 |
          Wolves: |  3 |  3 |  1 |  3 |  2 |  3 |  4 |  3 |  3 |
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

NOTES:

- I've only listed the "Performing on Males" section here, but the rest are filled out the same way.
- Entries of zero are optional and can be left blank instead.
- Technically, I should not have listed Deer in this section, since I haven't even groped any, but I do list them later on under Watersports and Coprophilia, since I have watched them relieve themselves.

## And Now, the Survey:

Not all Web browsers support fancy stuff like tables and forms, and creating a table version of this survey may be cumbersome, so I don't know when (or if) I'll do it. However, all browsers should allow you to copy the following text and put it in an e-mail message, or to save the Web window as a text-only document and then cut and paste the relevant sections into your e-mail client. Just fill it out like the sample shown above and e-mail it to me at: <actaeon@iname.com>. You should receive a discreet confirmation message from me in about a week. If a couple weeks go by and you haven't heard back from me, you might want to re-send your response. Let me know, however, that you are re-submitting it, so I don't record you twice by accident. Thanks!

- INSTRUCTIONS: For each species and activity, you would indicate your level of experience by typing a number in the appropriate blank. If you're not sexually interested in that species at all, you don't have to include any entries on that line. Note that to save you the trouble of looking up the Experience and Activity Codes each time, they're summarized above or below each grid.

- NOTE: The '`Nickname`' and '`e-mail`' fields are optional, but a nickname will help me make sure I don't get two surveys from the same person, and an e-mail address will let me contact you if I have questions. Since the e-mail address you enter here will be sent to me directly, please use your anonymous address if you have one. If you don't, I'd recommend getting one: see Raphael L. Levien's "Reliable Remailer List" for info on anonymous remailers.)

    Your Nickname: _______________________________

    Your E-mail Address: ______________________________________________________
                         (optional; anonymous e-mail is preferred)

    Your Gender: ___ Male   ___ Female

    Your Current Age: ___ (rounding to the nearest 5 is okay)

    The age when you first discovered your "interest" in animals: ___
     (Estimates OK. Note: this is NOT the age you had your first "encounter.")

    The age when you had your first known sexual encounter with an animal: ___
     (Estimates OK. Note: this doesn't have to be actual intercourse.)

    ACTIVITY CODES:

    AI = Anal Intercourse        FE = Fellatio (BJ)
    AM = Anal Masturbation       GR = Groping (casual)
    AL = Anilingus (Rimming)     MA = Masturbation
    CU = Cunnilingus             NU = Nursing
    DK = Deep (French) Kissing   SC = Scrotilingus
    DO = Docking/Sheath Sex      VA = Vaginal Intercourse

    PERFORMING ON MALES:
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
                  | AI | AM | AL | DO | FE | GR | MA | SC |
    Humans        |    |    |    | -- |    |    |    |    |
    Dogs          |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Horses/Ponies |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Mini Horses   |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Donkeys/Mules |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Cattle        |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Sheep         |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Goats         |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Pigs          |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Llamas etc.   |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Write-ins:    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

    6: Regularly;  5: Occasionally;  4: Not Very Often;  3: Really Want;
    2: Sortof Want;  1: Unlikely;  0: Blecchh!;  -: Impossible?

    PERFORMING ON FEMALES:
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
                  | AI | AM | AL | CU | GR | MA | NU | VA |
    Humans        |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Dogs          |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Horses/Ponies |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Mini Horses   |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Donkeys/Mules |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Cattle        |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Sheep         |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Goats         |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Pigs          |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Llamas etc.   |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Write-ins:    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

    RECEIVING FROM ANIMAL:
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
                  | AI | AM | AL | CU | DK | FE | MA | NU | SC | VA |
    Humans        |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Dogs          |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Horses/Ponies |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Mini Horses   |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Donkeys/Mules |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Cattle        |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Sheep         |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Goats         |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Pigs          |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Llamas etc.   |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
    Write-ins:    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
                  +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

    6: Regularly;  5: Occasionally;  4: Not Very Often;  3: Really Want;
    2: Sortof Want;  1: Unlikely;  0: Blecchh!;  -: Impossible?

    WATERSPORTS/COPROPHILIA:
                  +-----------------------+-----------------------+
                  | Urine:                | Feces:                |
                  | Watch   Touch   Taste | Watch   Touch   Taste |
           Gender:| M   F   M   F   M   F | M   F   M   F   M   F |
    Humans        |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Dogs          |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Horses/Ponies |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Mini Horses   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Donkeys/Mules |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Cattle        |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Sheep         |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Goats         |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Pigs          |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Llamas etc.   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    Write-ins:    |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
                  +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+

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