    "Lipizzaner Breath"
    ...a song parody by Actaeon

    (Sung to the tune of Jethro Tull's "Locomotive Breath.")

    (Posted 3/28/97)

    In the dark of the stable
    Lies Lipizzaner Breath
    His passion for the stallions
    Led to his noble death
    Oh he felt the glans a-flaring
    Spooge filling up his throat
    He lost his grip and stumbled
    And the stallion kept on thrusting, no he won't slow down

    He saw his life before him
    His lovers one by one
    His stallions were his best friends
    They had such wondrous fun
    Oh he's drowning on the stable floor
    On his hands and knees
    His stomach filled to bursting
    And the stallion kept on thrusting, no he won't slow down

    He feels the semen ebbing
    Drinks the last drops as he falls
    And as a final tribute
    He strokes the stallion's balls
    Oh he gazes up above him
    As his lover sighs
    I thank god He gave me stallions
    And I'll meet them all in heaven, no I won't slow down...

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