# Zoo Glossary

A glossary of slang expressions and scientific terms which apply to zoophilia or animal sexuality in general. Kudos to Barnside for the idea and most of the original definitions; individual sources are credited in [brackets] where they are not taken more or less directly from a dictionary. The abbreviation "q.v." is Latin for "which see"; it directs you to related glossary entries.

Airborne Express [Barnside]
  The tell-tail sign that a mare doesn't need your services at this time, i.e. getting *Kicked* back over the fence or out of the stall. (see PMS)

Airburst [Fein]
  What happens when the mare steps away from the height adjustment device at the moment of "delivery" (also see Airborne Express)

All There
  (see Intact)

Alt.Sex.Bestiality (ASB) [Strider (aka Hippopotamus)]
  The Usenet newsgroup based on the relationships between humans and animals with a focus on sexual realations. Its mere presence has greatly influenced many zoos by showing them they are not alone. This newsgroup also helps by allowing zoos to communicate publicly to a wide audience without fear of sounding sick or perverted. Sadly, the content of this newsgroup could be interpreted as Alt.Spam and Binaries.

Androzoons ["Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices"]
  Male animals that have been trained to have sex with a human.

Anestrus [Barnside]
  The period during winter months and of low light exposure that triggers sexual inactivity, i.e., non-cyclic period in mares; also 2) the period of sexual inactivity in mammals, q.v.

Animal Daisy Chain [Barnside]
  A sight to behold indeed *grin*. When a group of animals (esp. Bovines and Cervines) all start mounting a single individual who is in heat, making a train of animals behind that individual. (Also see Ridding and Bulling).

Animal Dildoes [Actaeon]
  A dildo (artificial penis) specifically shaped like the penis of an animal, for purposes far too obvious to go into in detail. :)

Animal or Zoo Porn [Actaeon]
  Animal Porn: Videos or still images featuring animals doing what comes naturally. Zoo Porn: Videos or still images featuring animals and humans doing what comes unnaturally, but can still be inspiring to watch.

Animal Sandwich [Actaeon]
  A sexual position in which a zoo is making love with two animals at once. If the zoo is male, he is entering one animal (male or female), and is being entered anally by another male. If the zoo is female, she is being entered by two male animals: one anally, and one vaginally. It is also possible that one of the individuals will be receiving (or giving) oral sex, rather than anal or vaginal. Needless to say, this is generally done only with dogs, or with one dog and another human. Any other combination would be rather dangerous. :)

Anthrosexual [Actaeon]
  (as an adjective) Preferring to have sexual relations with other humans, or (as a noun) someone who is anthrosexual.

Anti-Zoo [Actaeon]
  Someone who believes (more or less) that zoos are sick and should convert to a more traditional lifestyle. (ant., see Zoo Friendly)

Aqua Vulva [Actaeon]
  The genital opening of a female marine mammal, particularly a cetacean.

Artificial Insemination [Actaeon]
  A veterinary procedure in which the semen from a male animal (like, duh) is inserted by mechanical means into a female animal of the same species, without the two animals coming into sexual contact. It allows animals to breed without ever meeting each other. It's also darned impersonal. (see Semen Collection)

Artificial Vagina or AV [Barnside]
  A device used to collect semen from a mammal, particularly stallions and bulls. A tube-shaped object with a series of liners, filled with warm water to simulate the inside of a mare's or cow's vagina. A bottle or Whirl-Pak is placed at one open end for collecting the ejaculate. (see Whirl-Pak/Crumping)

Ass Button [Barnside]
  The part of a cat's lower back which, when scritched, makes the cat lift its hind end.

Ass
  Technically, Equus asinus, the African ancestor of the donkey. Also used as a synonym for donkey.

Athletic Support [Appyness]
  Cradling your stallion's testicles. Note: some stallions do not like it while others do (proceed with care).

Aviphile [Resident Hyaena]
  From the Latin avis, or bird, and the Greek philos, or to love, befriend or cherish (its translation is rather approximate). A lover of birds. As with zoophile, it is used in both a sexual and non-sexual context.

Avisodomy ["Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices"]
  The Ancient act of having sex with Avis (Birds). The ancient Chinese used geese and the Persian brothels provided turkeys.

Badge of Maredom [Hossie]
  A mare's external genitalia (vulva).

Baggage [Barnside]
  Testicles/scrotum: "Does that horse have baggage?"

Bean (urethral diverticular concretion) [Barnside]
  A cheesy, very rank smelling (even worse tasting!) substance that forms around the urethra of a stallion's penis. It is formed by the buildup of dirt, urine and old skin (see smegma) solidifying within the urethral fossa. This can easily be prevented through regular washing of the horse's penis. (Hey! no problem! *grin*)

Bell [Barnside]
  The shape of a stallion's expanded glans penis when mating and after withdrawal. Another word to describe a stallion's "flare" to a possible nonzoo. (also see Flare)

Belly Slapping [Barnside, after Equineluv]
  The act of a male horse, stallion or otherwise, masturbating himself. The sound of the penis slapping the belly of the horse.

Bestialist
  A person who practices Bestiality, q.v.

Bestiality -- (not "beastiality") [Strider]
  Sexual acts between a human and an animal. Many zoos view this as being purely phyiscal with no love involved. Some even try to distance themselves as far as possible from bestiality. Sorry people, but bestiality is defined purely as sex with an animal and love (or lack of) is not included. IMO if you have sex with an animal regardless of motives, you are practicing bestiality. And anyways, sex without love is not always a bad thing. Look how often the animals do it.

Bestiality [BarnSide]
  Sexual contact with an animal, or the gross attraction to an animal for sexual gratification. Sometimes, this is without any emotional feelings or caring for the animal.

Birth Control [Strider]
  What is that???

Bitch [Actaeon]
  The adult female canine or some other carnivorous mammals. Occasionally used as a general term of abuse, especially towards human women, but most zoos consider that particular usage to be an insult to dogs. :)

Black Hole Sun [Strider]
  A mare's clit when she is winking.

Bloom County [Barnside]
  (see Flare)

Boar
  The adult male of various mammals, such as pigs, bears, raccoons, or guinea pigs, the female of which is called a "sow," q.v.

Bodil [Strider]
  A woman who has been around the block, err, barn.

Bonus Point [Resident Hyaena]
  The penis of a male deer, elk, or other of the antlered kind. {In reference to the antler tines, or "points"}. Example: "Hey bob, you hear 'bout Northlake Deerpark gettin' a new eight-point buck?" "Yep, and if he's tame enough, i'm gonna try for the bonus point!"

Bramage [Shard Wulf]
  Injury (the pain must be real and significant) sustained as a result of affectionate/playful behavior by an animal. Explanation: "I coined the term 'dane bramaged' (it's a spoonerism) to refer to the act of being 'leaned on and pushed over, stepped on, bowled over, jumped up on and knocked down, tail lashed, head bashed, and otherwise unintentionally abused and/or injured by a Great Dane (said especially of owners of pups between 6 months and 12 months of age)."

Breath Mint [Strider]
  Due to the fact some animal fluids (semen) can leave a distinct aftertaste and smell of breath, this helps cover up recent activities. Can also be used as a question to find out what a zoo has been "up" to. Example: "Hey Barnside, how's it going?" "Oh, just been down at the barn..." "Need a breath mint? <grin>"

Broken [Actaeon and many others]
  A more acceptable (to most zoos) term for "fixed," q.v. If an animal is intact, why do we call removing a functional part "fixing" it? It sounds more like the animal has been broken, not fixed.

Brush [Actaeon]
  A colloquial term (but generally accepted in scientific circles) for the tuft of hair at the end of a buck deer's sheath, esp. a fallow deer or roebuck. May also refer to similar structures on other male mammals, but is most commonly used with those species.

Buck
  The adult male of various mammals, such as deer, goats, rabbits, or kangaroos, the female of which is called a "doe," q.v.

Bucket [Barnside]
  A handy device made by chemical companies to store various products in. If you turn it upside down you can use it for standing on while indulging in various Zooish activities. (see Stump)

Bugger
  (see Sodomite)

Buggery
  (see Sodomy)

Bulb or bulbus glandis
  (see Knot)

Bull
  The adult male of various usu. large mammals, such as cattle, elk, moose, elephants, seals, manatees, or whales, the female of which is called a "cow," q.v.

Bulling [Barnside]
  The act of a cow in (or not in) estrous mounting a cow that is in estrous. The cow (not bull) on top is bulling. Some times chains of bulling cows can be seen. I guess you can call it a bovine daisy chain ; >

Bumping Nasties [Centaur]
  The act of anal or vagnial intercourse doggie style with your animal partner.

Burro
  A donkey, esp. a small one used as a pack animal.

Canilingus [Actaeon]
  Oral sex with a female dog.

Caniphile
  From the Latin, "dog lover." (cf. "Cynophile")

Carrot [Barnside]
  1) A cone-shaped orange root vegetable that animals savor. 2) Slang for penis. 3) A zooish description for the shape of an animal's penis being from the bovine or cervine family of mammals, e.g. cattle, deer, goats and sheep.

Caslick's Operation [Barnside]
  1)Surgical procedure to decrease the aspiration of air and contaminants into the vaginal tract of a mare. 2) The marriage stitch for equine zoos.

Caverno-Vascular [Actaeon]
  Of an animal penis, being composed of spongy erectile tissue which achieves erection and expansion due to filling with blood. The erect penis can expand dramatically in both length and diameter from its flaccid (non-erect) state. Most (all?) perissodactyls (odd-toed ungulates, such as horses, tapirs, and elephants) have penises of this type, as do humans and canines. (cf. Fibro-Elastic)

Champing at the Bitch [Actaeon]
  The up-and-down jaw motions a male dog makes, particularly after smelling the urine of a female in heat.

Chapped Lips
  1) [Actaeon] What you get after fellating a big cat, or, if you're female, being mated by one.
  2) [Ramseys] What an orvid zoo does not get. (Natural Lanolin! ;)
  3) [Barnside] What a mare may have after a night with her equine lover, be it stallion or human.

Circle Scritch [Actaeon, after Shewolf]
  Mutual grooming between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal partner. In a group of zoos, it can also mean to stand in a circle and scritch each other's backs.

Clit Cover [Dogdude]
  A tail.

Cloaca [Resident Hyaena]
  From the Latin cloaca, or sewer. The rectum-like chamber system through which urine, feces, semen and eggs pass. In those male birds that possess a penis, it is kept there. In some males, the cloaca will partially roll up and emerge from the vent, forming a kind of penis.

Cocktail [Resident Hyaena]
  Oral sex with a rooster. See also, "Scrambled Eggs."

Come Out (verb)
  To admit to someone (normally by choice) that you have an alternate lifestyle. See "Out."

Completely Unrestricted Horseplay [Maneskweez]
  The practice of "playing with horsey" without using any restraint. True-zoo style, and actually more fun too. (Is there any other way?)

Coolidge Effect [Strider]
  The way to increase a breeding stallion's (or other animal's) libido by giving him a change of location and mates. Believe it or not the term was named after Calvin Coolidge - former President of the United States!

Copulation-Induced Ovulators [Barnside]
  A species in which, instead of having an obvious "heat" cycle, the female ovulates after being bred, as with llamas, rabbits, mink, cats and other species of mammals. This is kind of handy if the species' climate or other needs dictate the mating season.

Cow
  The adult female of various usu. large mammals, such as cattle, elk, moose, elephants, seals, manatees, or whales, the male of which is called a "bull," q.v.

Cow Lick [Barnside]
  This usually happens after you've treated a cow to a "wild ride" and she is so impressed with your performance that she has to turn around and lick your member clean. Watch out for that sandpaper tongue!

Cow Sap [Barnside]
  A fluid produced in the mammaries of a lactating Bovine (Cow).

Creamer-Bird [Resident Hyaena]
  See entry under "Slice Bird."

Crissum [Resident Hyaena]
  From the latin, crissare "to move the haunches," referring to the rubbing and thrusting motions during copulation. 1) the pubic or anal region of a bird, generally defined as that part of the underside from the legs to the base of the tail. 2) a plumage, or feather coloration roughly coinciding with that area, as a pattern distinct from the rest of the plumage.

Cross-Breeding [Actaeon]
  Having an Interspecies Romance, q.v.

Crump Tower [Resident Hyaena]
  After Trump Tower, built by donald you-know-who. A barn or other animal enclosure with an attic or loft, where you can take a dog, a goat, a goose, or other portable faucet, for some "quality time".

Crumping or The Crump Method [Barnside]
  A way of tricking a stallion out of his Jock. A form of semen collection by stimulating/masturbating a stallion by hand to orgasm and ejaculation. (Personal note: it works!) [BTW, the procedure is named after a Mr. Crump, and according to someone who knows him personally, it was originally (and is still) known as the "Modified Gloved Hand Method": it was people like us who dubbed it "The Crump Method." A bit of trivia for you, there. :) --Actaeon]

Crump Tower [Resident Hyaena]
  After Trump Tower, built by donald you-know-who. A barn or other animal enclosure with an attic or loft, where you can take a dog, a goat, a goose, or other portable faucet, for some "quality time".

Cush [Wynk]
  The position a camelid (e.g. llama or camel) assumes when mating. Camelids are "copulation-induced ovulators," q.v. (Also see "Sit")

Cut
  (see Fixed)

Cynophile
  From the Greek, "dog lover." (cf. "Caniphile")

Dassiki [Resident Hyaena]
  The dried urine from the rock hyrax, or dassie (a large guinea-pig-like animal, native to Africa), used as a native medicine and aphrodisiac. The ancient Romans used it for the same purposes, calling it "hyraceum."

Delphino-phile [Findoc]
  A person who practices zoophilia with dolphins or other cetaceans.

Dink [Trowfaz]
  Any small equine, esp. a mini horse or mini donkey...Hee-Haw.

Dock Licker [Trowfaz]
  The act of licking the smooth skin on the bottom of a horse's dock, i.e. "tail."

Docking [Barnside]
  When a man inserts his erect penis into the sheath of a male animal, usually a dog, stallion or bull, for sexual stimulation.

Doe
  The adult female of various mammals, such as deer, goats, rabbits, or kangaroos, the male of which is called a "buck," q.v.

Dog Knob [Barnside and Ramseys]
  A male dogs knot semi relaxed sill retained within the sheath. You can usually see a "Ball Knob" when a male dog is in the act of grooming himself or when a dog gets excited (not just sexually) for dinner time and when you arrive home - bouncing all over you.

Donkey Schoen [Haflinger]
  The German Zoo word for "thank you." (Starlight wonders who is "showing" what to whom. :)

Donkey
  The domestic ass (Equus asinus).

Dork [Actaeon]
  A whale's penis. I discovered this tidbit here.

Dropped [Barnside]
  A male horse relaxing his penis by extending it from his sheath. (see Hanging Out)

Dump [Barnside]
  Something you should do before engaging in anal sex with an animal. (i.e. taking a crap)

Eargasm [Barnside]
  Scratching the inside area of a horse's ear until ecstasy is reached.

Ejacu-Lite [Barnside]
  Low calorie semen for Zoos (Also see Spooge, Semen Lite, Semen Regular)

Elk (or ilk) [Centaur]
  TYPE, breed, character, description, kind, nature, sort..... Talking about a fellow Zoo, he/she is one of my elk.....

Emergency Room [Strider]
  One of a zoo's worst nightmares. Try explaining the animal bite marks on your severed penis when things got a little excited. Or about the horse nips on your back while you are being treated for a ruptured sphincter.

Equine Love Juice [Actaeon]
  The combined backwash of male and female sexual fluids which flow out in a (hopefully) big gush from a mare's vagina when the stallion withdraws. Generally associated with equines because their backwash is far more, how shall I say it, copious? :)

Equine Overcoat [Barnside, after Filly]
  The act of being mounted by a mini stallion or pony. The covering of your backside by any horse flesh.

Equine Salad Bowl [Barnside]
  A tasty treat that can't be beat. You'll find one of these under a mare's tail. Just add tounge. (i.e., Oral sex with a mare.)

Equine Steak Sandwich [Barnside]
  The act of inserting the erect penis of an equine in your mouth, giving him the joy and pleasure therein. If you are lucky you may be treated to a "Lava Bath," q.v.

Equiphile
  From the Greek, "horse lover."

ESP [Haflinger]
  Estrogen Soaked Pussy.

Estrus or Estrous
  Also known as "heat," estrus is a period during which a female (and occasionally male) mammal is sexually receptive. "Estrus" is generally used to refer to the state the animal is in, whereas "estrous" is usually used as an adjective. For example, "an estrous mare is in estrus."

Ewe
  The adult female of the sheep and other related mammals, the male of which is called a "ram," q.v.

Exaggerated Sawhorse Position (ESP) [Barnside]
  1) The repositioning of a mare's hind legs and lifting of the tail during urination. 2) A mare "in season's" way of signaling her readiness to mate with a stallion. A form of body language unique to equines (and some other ungulates).

Faucet with Legs [overheard by Actaeon]
  Any animal, male or female. Can refer to semen or urine output, depending on the recipient's tastes. Also "Portable Faucet," if a smaller animal.

Feliphile
  From the Greek, "cat lover."

Fence-Hopping Equipment [Barnside]
  Tools of the trade of fence hopping. Typically a 5 gallon bucket (black is preferred), lead rope with halter, wash cloth, wire cutters so you can cut yourself loose when you get hung up in barbed wire while fleeing an angry landowner, and treats (e.g., Carrots and/or grain).

Fence-Hopping -- a.k.a 'going for a walk.' [Strider and Barnside]
  Having sexual relations with animals that are not yours. Permission to do so from the owner is also absent. Usually involves trespassing. If you own night vision equipment to help with your fence-hopping, you might think about getting a new hobby.

Fence-Jumping
  A synonym for Fence-Hopping, q.v.

Fibro-Elastic [Actaeon]
  Of an animal penis, being composed of flexible non-vascular tissue which when not erect is usually bent into an S-shape called the "sigmoid flexure," and withdrawn into the body. Upon erection, the sigmoid flexure straightens and the penis emerges from the sheath. The diameter does not usually change much. Most (all?) artiodactyls (even-toed ungulates, such as deer, cattle, sheep, and goats) have penises of this type, as do cetaceans (dolphins, whales, etc.). (cf. Caverno-Vascular)

Filly-atio [Hossie]
  Being fellated by a filly. (see Mare-ilingus)

"Findecent Porpoisal" [Actaeon]
  A movie starring Robert Rostrum and Demi Melon. :)

Fingasm [Findoc]
  A person who practices zoophilia with dolphins or other cetaceans.

Fisting [Barnside]
  Placing one's hand and/or arm in the vaginal tract of an animal to stimulate her, usually a horse or cow. (Special note: If you practice this, PLEASE! make sure you have cleaned your hands and arms. You can cause the animal to suffer from an infection doing so. You also could pick up this infection if you later decide to have sex with her.)

Fixed [Actaeon]
  The "official" term for being neutered or spayed. Usually used when referring to dogs. Why they call it "fixed," I don't know. Seems like ruining a perfectly good animal to me. Also called Cut, Broken, or Gelded, depending on species. Most zoos I've met prefer the term "broken," q.v.

Flag
  A verb, describing the up-and-down action of a stallion's tail during ejaculation.

Flare -- a.k.a 'flower', 'blossom.' [Strider]
  Sudden and significant expansion of the glans penis during orgasm in stallions.

Flehmen [Actaeon]
  "Behavior, [often] with a sexual significance, exhibited by felids, goats, and other mammals [e.g., cervines, equines, ovines, bovines] when examining a scent mark. Having sniffed the mark intensively, the animal raises its head with its mouth partly open and upper lip slightly drawn back, stares fixedly to its front, and breathes slowly. Sniffing followed by flehmen may occur more than once at a single encounter with a scent mark." (Description modified slightly from Michael Allaby's 1985 "Oxford Dictionary of Natural History.") BTW, this appears to work with humans, too: if you inhale through your mouth and nose simultaneously, you can often detect odors too faint for the nose alone. Try it!

Flogging The Dolphin [Zoobaru and overheard by many]
  A term for masturbation, used in the movie "There's Something About Mary."

Foot Sex [Actaeon, after Barnside]
  Lying on your back beneath a stallion, with your head between (or near) his front legs, and letting him thrust between your outstretched bare feet. May result in a Lava Bath. May also result in a concussion the size of New Jersey. :) Also, with a male dog, extending your leg in order for him to straddle it like a female and hump against it.

Foot-Long or Foot-Long Hot Dog [Actaeon]
  A male Great Dane, Mastiff, Wolfhound, you get the idea.

Fornix [Strider]
  A mare's (or other mammal's) cervical depression which the urethal fossa of a stallion so neatly fits around it during copulation making him able to ejaculate straight into the mare's uterus (also see Urethal Fossa).

Fresh From The Tap [Barnside]
  Drinking milk straight from a Cow, Mare or any other lactating mammal's udder. Can also apply to semen, urine, or anything else you might want to...tap.

G.I.D.D.Y-U.P. [Haflinger]
  An acronym for "Gee, I didn't dirty your under pants." (see Green jeans)

Gate Crashing [Actaeon]
  What you do after fence jumping, if the owner catches you. Or, what the animal does when chasing you off the property.

Gel Fraction [Appyness]
  Thick substance extruded by stallion toward end of ejaculation. Amount varies with each individual but is filtered out during A.I. collection. Can be observed as long strands upon withdrawal. On a personal note it makes a superb personal lubricant!!!!

Gelding
  A neutered male horse.

Getting Bitched [Ramseys]
  The moment when your female dog decides that NOW is the time for you to finger her! Activities include: Pawing at your arm to get your hand between her hind legs. Or humping your leg.

Getting Your Hair Parted [Strider]
  When a mare decides to fart during oral sex. See also Tummy tickler.

Glans [Actaeon]
  The forwardmost (and usually the most sensitive) portion of an animal's penis. It is usually differentiated from the shaft or body of the penis by being wider and mushroom-shaped (in the case of a human or equine), tapering to a point (as with canines and felines), or having a knob, filament or other really cool-looking shape to it (as with bovines, sheep, giraffes, deer, tapirs, and many other herbivores).

Golden Shower [Actaeon]
  Means the same thing with animals as it does with humans: getting a faceful of an animal's urine, or letting an animal pee all over your body. (Also known as a Pee Bath.)

Golden Triangle [Actaeon]
  The small tuft of hair at the base of a dog's vulva, especially in a long-haired breed. Change "Golden" to "Ebony" or "Russet" or whatever, depending on the color of the dog's coat.

Green Jeans [Barnside]
  Something you might receive while sexually exciting a cow, i.e. your pants suddenly fill full of "cow shit." See Cowtail's Web Pages for more information.

Green Knees [Caballingus]
  This is what you get while under your stallion when giving him a piece of your mouth, i.e. Fellatio.

Guano [Resident Hyaena]
  1) Built-up accumulations of bird excretions, valued as fertilizer, but of little or no use for Orniphiles. 2) Similar deposits by bats. See also "whitewash", "slice".

Gunnage [Barnside]
  The sudden thrusting motion of a bull, buck or similarly related animal during the moment of copulation, penetration and ejaculation.

Gynezoons ["Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices"]
  Animals which are specifically trained to have sex with men.

Hacking the Carrot [Barnside]
  The act of masturbating a penis, especially that of a bull, goat, sheep or buck. Usage might be: "What have you been doing?" "Oh, hacking the Bull's carrot!"

Hairy Situation [Barnside, after Trowfaz]
  Going out in public after being intimate with your animal partner and discovering that you are covered head to foot with hair. Worse yet, you've got four-foot tail hairs stuck in your zipper and the cashier is looking strangely at you. <Big Grin>

Half-Assed [Manesqueez]
  Only making it to "second base" with an equine :)

Hanging Out [Barnside]
  Something a male horse does with his penis to inpress his neighbors and zooish friends. Usually seen when the animal is masturbating or just sunning himself. (see Dropped)

Hay [Centaur]
  It's what equine and bovine Zoos say when they greet each other....

Head over Hallux [Resident Hyaena]
  Same as head over heels (in love), but for orniphiles, or bird lovers (the hallux is the hind toe in birds, and functions like a heel when walking).

Heat Frustration [Actaeon]
  The psychological state of being within sight of an estrous mare or other female animal, but being unable to get to her.

Heat-Seeking Missile [Actaeon]
  Any mammal's penis.

Heat
  (see Estrus)

Heifers' Honey [Barnside]
  From the phrase "happy as a bull eating heifers' honey." The vaginal discharge (cum) from a cow or heifer.

Hemodynamic [Breath]
  Related to or function in the mechanics of blood circulation (Webster's Collegiate). The equine penis is hemodynamic, as is the human penis. In both cases erection is brought about by blood flow.

High Tailing It (out of town) [Steed]
  When you are "servicing" a mare and she takes off with you.

Hind-Lick Maneuver [Haflinger]
  Performing cunnilingus on a mare. (see Equine Salad Bowl)

Hinny
  A hybrid between a stallion and a female donkey.

Hog Wash [Barnside]
  1) A golden shower from a Sow. 2) A semen bath from a Boar.

Honey
  (see Equine Love Juice)

Horizontal Hold [Actaeon]
  Same as "Vertical Hold," q.v., but horizontal, obviously.

Hyraceum [Resident Hyaena]
  From the roman for "hyrax"; see "Dassiki"

I.P.E.: Instant Penile Enema [Appyness]
  The sometimes painful yet incredibly provocative sensation when a small mare or pony orgasms so hard that her fluids are forced up the head of your cock, causing almost a burning feeling.

I.P.E.: Involuntary Penis Exhibition [Furlup]
  When a dog sits down and his penis pushes out from the sheath. *grin* (See "showing pink")

Infidolity [Actaeon's RL father, believe it or not :) ]
  Being intimate with another zoo's dog. (Get it? In-Fido-lity? You know, my dad is pretty cool. :)

Intact
  Of an animal, not neutered. Synonyms: "all there," "functional," "complete." (see also Fixed)

Interspecies Relationship or Interspecies Romance [Actaeon]
  In the "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" episode "Let He Who Is Without Sin...," Dax and Worf are courting. Klingon courtship is very violent, and Dax suffers frequent injuries. When queried about this by Sisko, Dax replies, "Interspecies romance isn't without its danger. That's part of the fun." I _love_ that line. :)

"It's just an animal." (Said by non-zoos after your four-legged lover has died.)[Actaeon]
  See "bullshit."

J-Lube [Barnside]
  A veterinarian's hand lubricant; generally preferred over K-Y Jelly for zoo-ish activities, especially with horses.

Jack
  A male donkey.

Jennet
  A female donkey, or a Hinny (q.v.)

Jenny
  A female donkey.

Jipillima [Resident Hyaena]
  The African Hausa tribe name for a mythical giant vulture-like bird, whose droppings were said to cure poisonings or evil spells. (Here's my new definition!) High quality, white urate bird slice, especially that of vultures and other raptors, used as a remedy for indigestion and as an aphrodisiac. See also "Slice," "Mute," "Non-Dairy Creamer."

JRH NBR [Traveler]
  "Just right height, no bucket required." An acronym used by zoos when a suitable mate has been found and no mounting device is required. Usually with a Pony, Sheep, Goat or any other quadruped of similar height.

Knockin' Hooves [Maneskweez]
  Making love to/with your mare.

Knot
  The enlarged gland (technically, the bulbus glandis) at the base of a canine's penis. During intercourse, the knot (also called a bulb) swells and locks inside the female's vagina (or other orifice of your choosing) in order to ensure fertilization. (see Tied)

KY Jelly [Barnside]
  Forget it: use J-Lube, a veterinarian's hand lubricant. :)

Lava Bath [Barnside]
  The explosive ejaculation of copious amounts of horse semen in your mouth, vagina, anus or anywhere on your body.

Locals [Strider]
  People indiginous to the area where a zoo lives or fence-hops. Usually they prefer ritual sacrifice to sex with animals.

Long-Pig [Resident Hyaena]
  1: English translation of a native term for humans used as food by cannibals. 2: A human, used by a zoo as an animal substitute. See also "Long-Pigger."

Long-Pigger [Resident Hyaena]
  A zoo that uses "long-pigs" when an animal is unavailable. See "Long-Pig."

Lordosis
  A semi-crouching (or fully crouched) position with lowered hips (and sometimes head) that some female animals, especially mammals, assume when being (or about to be) bred.

Love Marks / R.A.T.P. [Barnside, after Duke]
  Or Ring Around The Penis. Those tale-tale brownish marks that are left around your penis, vagina or anus after engaging in some heavy sexual contact with a mare, stallion or any other animal partner.

Low-Rider [Actaeon]
  An animal, especially a dog, with short legs and large testicles or sheath (e.g., beagle, bloodhound, dachshund, etc.).

Lube [Strider]
  A water-based (very important!!!) chemical that reduces friction and sometimes injury. Favorites are K-Y Jelly and J-Lube.

Lunch-a-Bulls [Haflinger and Barnside]
  Fellatio on a Bull.

Mane Squeeze [Hossie]
  Your primary equine partner.

Mare
  A female horse or equine.

Mare-a-thon [Manesqueez]
  When a mare is still ready for more and you continue pleasuring her even though you are exhausted from the previous 10 orgasms.

Mare-iage [Barnside]
  Having a mare as your wife.

Mare-ilingus [Hossie]
  Performing cunnilingus on a mare. (see Filly-atio)

Mare-inate [Maneskweez]
  That stuff that mares squirt down, or into your pants when having a "maregasm."

Mare-tress [Barnside after Maneskweez]
  The area from the mid back to the tail, i.e. rump of a mare. The wide and expansive area you lay across to hold on to while being intimate with your equine lover. Draft mare owners know how to relate to this.

Mare:30 [Barnside]
  Or, Mare thirty, the time of day you decide to pay a visit to your equine lover. Something you might say while at a talker to queue your friends of your intentions.

Maregasm [Actaeon]
  A mare's orgasm. Like, duh. :)

Marenogamous [Maneskweez]
  A term describing a zoo that is only attracted to, and is only interested in having a love relationship with mares.

Meat Eater [Actaeon]
  Someone who performs fellatio, especially on a stallion.

MicroSoft [Haflinger]
  A mouse penis.

Modified Gloved Hand Method [Actaeon]
  The proper technical term for Crumping, q.v.

Mootel [Actaeon]
  Any structure, such as a barn, where you can have some private time with cattle.

Mountain Time [Barnside]
  Or, to be more precise, "mountin' time." It's time to be intimate with your animal partner. The sexual act between a zoo and his animal partner.

Mountin' Dew [Actaeon]
  The urine, semen, and/or vaginal secretions a mammal produces just prior to, during, and immediately after intercourse.

Mounting Block [Barnside]
  Any device used by a zoo to achieve the proper position above/behind or below/under perspective sexual partners. Usually used for larger mammals, e.g. a horse, cow, or any other quadruped of similar height.

Mule
  A hybrid between a horse and a donkey, esp. between a male donkey and a mare.

Mute, Mutes [Resident Hyaena]
  A falconer's term for the excretions of falcons. See also "Slice," "Jipillima," "Non-Dairy Creamer."

Mutton Munch [Haflinger]
  Pulling the *wool* over your eyes ;) (see Sheep Herder's Sandwich)

N.F.N.T.N.S. [Strider]
  No Fur, No Tail, No Service. Pretty self-explanatory.

Nads [lots of zoos]
  Short for "gonads." Usually refers to testicles.

Nature Walk [Barnside]
  Going to the zoo to see your favorite species. Taking a hike down the road to pay a visit to your favorite animal friend. Heading out to the barn or pasture. Also see Fence Jumping.

Nib
  Another phrase for "Partial Extrusion," q.v.

Non-Dairy Creamer [Barnside]
  Any breed of beef cattle used for stud service, e.g., Angus, Hereford, etc. The semen produced by a beef bull.

Non-Dairy Creamer [Resident Hyaena]
  A term used by myself, "Hawk," and probably others {originator unknown}. Bird slice of a quality good enough for use by aviphiles, that is, a straight white or whitish urate without feces or other debris. See also "Slice," "Jipillima," "Slice-Bird," "Creamer-Bird."

Non-Zoo [Actaeon]
  Someone who is not a zoo. The term is not considered exclusionary or a term of disparagement; a non-zoo may accept zoos (see Zoo Friendly), be indifferent to them, or be anti-zoo, q.v.

Nose Lifties [Actaeon]
  When an animal, usually a dog, sticks its nose under your crotch and raises its head. Very nice. :)

NutScrape (not to be confused with Netscape) [Barnside]
  A problem occurring with short-legged male dogs like Basset Hounds and Dachshunds as their sheaths and testicles scrape or bump while jumping over curbs.

Okie Donkey [Maneskweez]
  A horsey zoo's affirmative (a form of okie dokie).

One-Carrot (carat) Stud [ManeSkweez]
  A cheap date.

Orniphile [Resident Hyaena]
  From the Greek ornithos or bird and the Greek philos. The same as aviphile, but with straight Greek roots, rather than the mixed Latin and Greek roots.

Out (adjective)
  Known to have an alternate lifestyle: "He came out to his parents"; "He's out to the whole town."

Out (verb)
  To reveal to have an alternate lifestyle, especially by accident or by someone else: "His former lover outed him"; "He was outed when he was caught with a dog."

Partial Extrusion [Actaeon]
  Of a male horse, having just enough of an erection that the tip of the penis protrudes slightly from the end of the sheath. With a horse, this may not indicate sexual arousal; equines can extend their penises in a relaxed state as well. (see Drop)

Passrover [Barnside & Actaeon]
  A Zooish holiday.

Pee Bath
  (see Golden Shower)

Pendulous [Appyness]
  Word that perfectly describes a mostly erect stallion's member as he walks about (show off)!

Penis Ring [Actaeon]
  A stiff rubber ring placed around a stallion's penis to make it uncomfortable for him to have an erection. The purpose of this barbarous gizmo is to discourage stallions from masturbating, which is actually a very natural, normal and healthful thing for a stallion (or, indeed, anyone) to do.

Peristaltic or Peristalsis [Webster's Dictionary]
  The rythmic, wavelike motion of the walls of the alimentry canal and certain other hollow organs (i.e. rectum and anus of a horse), consisting of alternate contractions and dilations of the transverse and longitudinal muscles that move the contents of the tube onward. (i.e. Taking a shit!)

Perversion [Hossie]
  Humans having sex with humans.

Pink-Belly
  In male and female dolphins, a state of sexual excitement in which the genital area is engorged with blood, giving the region a distinct pink appearance.

Pink Floyd [Cybershvatz]
  A whale penis. [Apparently, the band took its name from this. I'm still researching it: Band Names (under construction) -- Actaeon.]

Playing the Field [Ramseys]
  An activity of a zoo that has more than one animal to choose from, e.g.: Several mares in a field or someone with several dogs in a kennel. Or as 2) A fence hopper. "He likes to "Play the Field" at the local horse farm." (But why play favorites, eh?)

Playing Veterinarian [Maneskweez]
  The zoo equivalent of "playing doctor," i.e. "Hey, that's not the mare's anus!" "That's OK, this isn't the thermometer either." *big grin*

Plushie [Actaeon]
  A stuffed animal, like a teddy bear. Sometimes the plushie gets to know you quite intimately, or vice versa.

PMS: Pissed-off Mare Syndrome [Barnside]
  Those days after You and Your Mare enjoyed loving bliss, i.e. "stay away." Signs of PMS are: Don't brush me...Keep that gelding away from me!...Ears back...Don't put that saddle on me! and sudden repositioning of the hind quarters. (See Airborne Express)

POIP: Passed Out In Passion [Barnside]
  An experience of incredible ecstasy and orgasm achieved with an animal. Also a story written by Barnside about his love affair with his equine Carrie.

Polonex [Appyness]
  After a golden shower from a stallion my polonex just doesn't measure up!

Porkpie Hat [Resident Hyaena]
  From pork, as in a live pig, and "pie," slang for vulva. 1: The messed-up hair resulting from oral sex with a pig or other animal. 2: The act itself. (Named after the porkpie hat, a popular men's hat of the early 20th century. It was the signature headgear of actor James Cagney.)

Portable Faucet [overheard by Actaeon]
  A small "Faucet with Legs," q.v.

Prairie Breeze [Barnside]
  Cattle farts.

Prehensile Penis [Actaeon]
  Any penis, such as that of a whale, dolphin, or elephant, capable of moving on its own due to its wonderfully dextrous musculature. The intent is that if the body is too bulky, or the environment too much of a hindrance, just get the genitals close to each other, and let them do the work themselves. Nice work if you can get it. :)

Prepuce
  A scientific term for "sheath," q.v.

Preputial Hairs [Actaeon]
  The scientific term for the tuft of hair at the end of some male mammals' sheathes, esp. bison or pig.

Protein Supplement [overheard by Actaeon]
  A dose of semen delivered orally to an animal by a human, or vice versa.

Proud Cut
  Of a neutered male animal, esp. a horse, being incompletely gelded, or gelded too late, so that some of the hormones remain, affecting the temperament of the animal.

PSA [Actaeon, after Paul Levine]
  Person who has Sex with Animals. (A zoo.)

Queasy Knees [Centaur]
  In the sheer height of an orgasm it's the spasm that you feel when your knees are about to give out from under you.

Rainbow Bridge [Barnside]
  The place in "Heaven" where our loved ones and animal partners reside to await our arrival in the afterlife. See "Gone But Not Forgotten" at Barnside's web site, or the memorials at Actaeon's site.

Ram
  The adult male of the sheep and other related mammals, the female of which is called a "ewe," q.v.

Recovery Kit [Resident Hyaena]
  A set of implements and containers for scraping dry bird urate, or "Slice" from such places as fence posts or rails, boulders, hawk enclosures, or pier pilings. See "Slice".

Red Ribbon Winner [Fein]
  In the horse world if you see a red ribbon in a horse's tail, it's a warning. (Usually a Stallion) Failing to heed the warning means you're the winner.

Red Tail Ale [Resident Hyaena]
  1) A popular California microbrew beer. 2) Slice from the Red Tailed Hawk, (I'd love to find Red Tail Ale on tap!:^D). See also "slice", "jipillima".

Rhimsky Horsykock [Haflinger and Barnside]
  A composer of classical zooish music.

Riding Backsaddle [Actaeon, after Caballito]
  Making love with a mare.

Riding Hard (and putting him away wet) [Steed]
  Masturbating or performing fellatio on a stallion. (see Swallow The Leader)

Riding [Barnside]
  The act of an animal mounting one of the same sex when a herd mate is in a heightened state of sexual arousal. Especially among Dairy Cattle. (Also see Estrous and Bulling).

Ring of Fire [Appyness]
  Sensations of the Kiegel sort. (see also Winking!)

Road Flare [Haflinger]
  Why don't we do it in the road (with a stallion)?

Roadmap [Snowwolf]
  What a person's back sometimes looks like after an intimate encounter with a male canine, particularly after being in the doggy position.

Roll the Dice [Barnside]
  The act of feeling up a male mammal's testicles.

Ruff Sex [Strider]
  Canine carnal knowldge.

Rut [Webster's Tenth Collegiate Dictionary]
  1. An annually recurrent state of sexual excitement in the male deer; broadly: sexual excitement in a mammal (as estrus in the female) esp. when periodic. 2. the period during which rut normally occurs -- often used with the.

S.B.M.: Suffocation By Mare [Appyness]
  The way every equiphile wants to die... having an over-anxious mare back you into a wall while you're giving her oral gratification, and trapping you there. (see also Stalled)

Sack Licker [Actaeon]
  Someone who practices scrotilingus, or licking the testes of an animal (or a human, for that matter)

Safe Sex [Strider]
  Wearing protection during sex to prevent injury. Involves: Helmet, steel-toed boots, first-aid kit, pre-sex stretching exercises, and lots of lube.
  [added by Maneskweez]: Having nobody else around to interfere with your partner and yourself when you start getting into things.

Salt Lick [Appyness]
  A block of salt will do for horses. For the equine zoo, licking your stallion's sweaty balls is a great way to replenish electrolytes at the end of the day. :)

Scat-Bird [Resident Hyaena]
  A jazzy alternative to "turd bird." A bird whose urinary output is so low in quantity or quality, or whose fecal output is so large, that its excretion is of more interest to those that are into scat. Many larger ones can still give a good oral experience, as they will tend to clear themselves out, or hold it back, when sexually stimulated. Some good examples are geese, turkeys, chickens, emus, and peacocks. See also "Mute," "Slice," "Scat," "Creamer-Bird," "Turd Bird," "Slice-Bird."

Scent Wick [Actaeon]
  A colloquial term (but generally accepted in scientific circles) for the tuft of hair at the base of a doe deer's vulva, esp. a fallow doe or Pere David's doe. May also refer to similar structures on other female mammals, but is most commonly used with those species.

Scrambled Eggs [Resident Hyaena]
  Sex with a chicken. See also "Cocktail."

Scritch [Barnside]
  Scratching an animal in a place where they can't normally rub to relieve an itch. Rubbing an animal's erogenous zone or any other bodily part that pleasures the animal. (see Eargasm)

SCURF [Barnside]
  An acronym for Snot, Cum, Urine, and Reproductive Fluids. That unknown substance you find on your horse (or yourself) that you wash (or lick) off after a *good ride.* ;)

Seasonings [Maneskweez]
  Basically same as "Mare-inate" except referring to the lubrication already present before maregasm.

Semen [Barnside]
  From a male horse, a thick milky fluid containing the spermatozoa (sperm). In other species, the semen may have a different consistency or thickness.

Semen Bong ("SB") [Barnside]
  A male animal's erect penis, usually a horse. Someone in the act of fellatio with a male animal, usually a horse or a dog.

Semen Collection [Actaeon]
  A veterinary procedure in which a male animal is induced by physical or mechanical means to reach orgasm, and the resulting semen is collected in a receptacle or container of some sort. The stimulation can be done by hand (which is of course the most fun), by artificial vagina, or (shudder) electro-ejaculation, in which a lubricated electrical probe is inserted into the animal's rectum. (see Artificial Insemination)

Semen Lite [Actaeon]
  Semen from an animal which has been vasectomized. In other words, the sperm have been removed, so the semen is not complete. Compare with Semen Regular.

Semen Regular [Actaeon]
  Semen from an animal which has not been vasectomized. See Semen Lite.

Sheath Inspector [Haflinger]
  A job title to explain why you're fondling an animal.

Sheath
  The tubular fold of skin into which the penis of many mammals is retracted. Also called a "prepuce."

Sheep Herder's Sandwich [Barnside]
  (from an old joke) Two pieces of bread and a little Ewe. ;)

Showing Lipstick [Breath]
  (see Showing Pink)

Showing Pink [Actaeon]
  Of a male dog, having just enough of an erection that the tip of the penis protrudes slightly from the end of the sheath.

Showing [Off] [His] Potential [Actaeon]
  (see "Showing Pink" and "Partial Extrusion")

Sigmoid Flexure [Actaeon]
  An internal, S-shaped bend in an animal's non-erect penis. (see Fibro-Elastic)

Sit [Barnside]
  The position a female llama (doe) takes when she's ready to mate. (See "Cush")

Skin Bit [Barnside, after Trowfaz]
  The act of having a horse fellate you. This practice isn't without its hazards. (Think about it!)

Slam-Dunked [Barnside]
  The act of falling off your bucket, stool or ladder without warning while being intimate with your animal partner. (Been There, Done That, also see PIOP)

Slap Happy [Centaur]
  The sound and feeling of both partners' hips making contact, doggie style, in the midst of driving your partner deeper into ecstasy.

Slice-Bird [Resident Hyaena]
  A bird that produces slice in the quantities and quality desired by aviphiles. Preferences may vary, but the accipitrid raptors {see "Slice"} seem to be the definitive standard. Other good examples are gulls, ravens, rheas, ostriches, storks, and pelicans. See also "Slice," "Jipillima," "Non-Dairy Creamer," "Creamer-Bird," "Scat-Bird."

Slice [Resident Hyaena]
  A falconer's term for the excretions of accipitrid raptors (hawks, eagles, old world vultures, and other raptors, other than falcons or owls). For aviphiles, it refers to the white, urate component, which has a sweet, citrus-like taste. See also "Jipillima," "Non-Dairy Creamer," "Mute."

Sloppy Seconds [Actaeon]
  Means the same with animals as it does with humans: having sex with an animal shortly after another human has been intimate with it. The procedure is not recommended; there is a risk of picking up whatever disease(s) the other human(s) may have had.

Slurpee [Actaeon]
  A really wet kiss from a dog. (What other kind is there? :)

Smegma
  1) [Strider] Dirt and grease buildup on horses. Found mainly in/on the sheath and penis of males and on the teats of mares. Makes for a great excuse to fondle.
  2) [Ramseys] Also see the "backside" of a zoophile's teeth. (Think about it) ;)

Sodomist or Sodomite
  A person who practices Sodomy, q.v.

Sodomy [Actaeon]
  Copulation with a member of the same sex or with an animal. The term stems from the Biblical story of Sodom and Gomorrah, which were probably pretty fun places to live, when you think about it.

Solar Flare [Haflinger]
  A stallion masturbating in the daytime sun.

Sow
  The adult female of various mammals, such as pigs, bears, raccoons, or guinea pigs, the male of which is called a "boar," q.v.

Species Dysphoria [Stellos]
  A profound dissatisfaction with being in the body of one's own species, arguably to the point of pathology. (Dysphoria is an emotional state characterized by anxiety, depression, and restlessness.)

Spermicide [Haflinger]
  Death by lethal ingestion.

Sphinct Off [Tinpony]
  To bring a male sexual partner to climax anally. Can refer to either animals or humans. IOW, if you have anal sex with a male horse, you may be "sphincted off."

Sphinctus Interruptus [Actaeon]
  The dilation and contraction motion of an animal's anus when it really, really wants to take a dump, but you keep it from doing so.

Spinal Tap [Barnside]
  The act of receiving anal sex from an animal, esp. a stallion or bull. Possibly in this case, a stallion pulling his flared penis out too soon or a bull making his thrust too deep, and penetration has taken a right turn. In any event, a very painful experience to say the least. (also see Tied)

Spooge [unknown]
  1) From the television show "Space: Above And Beyond" to describe the gooey disintegration of the Chig bodies.
  2) Something a zoo might yell out while watching horses mating and the stallion is pulling out. Especially while in a group watching a video of animal "acts." Copious amounts of semen in an animal sex scene.

Spum [unknown]
  Dry cum, this can sometimes be seen/found on the rump or tail of a female mammal after sex.

Stabbers [Barnside]
  An Aussie term for a breeding bull on an Outback cattle ranch (See also Gunnage).

"Stable" Relationship [Maneskweez]
  That special, loving, private relationship existing between a horse and a human.

Stairway to Heaven [Maneskweez]
  Any suitable object to stand on, such as but not limited to: a bucket, milk crate, or small folding stepladder, when engaging in various zoo activities. Easily explainable by the phrase, "I just have that to make reaching things around the stable a little easier." (wink-wink)

Stalled (the act of being stalled, or sometimes referred to as stall bound) [Appyness]
  When an equine is so determined to get gratification from you he/she pins you up against a wall or corner, not letting you leave, until fully satisfied.

Stallion [Barnside]
  The envy of every equine zoo. A male horse with all the parts still attached, i.e. testicles and desire.

Stud
  Any male animal used for breeding.

Stud Light [Actaeon]
  Semen from a teaser stallion, or from any vasectomized male animal. See Ejacu-Lite and Semen Lite.

Stump Trained [Barnside]
  An animal who knows how to back up to an object that makes having sex with a zoo more comfortable, e.g., a stump, fence, bucket, or bale of hay.

Stump Training [Strider]
  Teaching an animal to stand still in front of a stump so you can have sex with her. Usually a cow or horse. (see Stump Trained)

Stump -- a.k.a 'bucket', 'stool', etc. [Strider]
  A piece of equipment used to increase height while remaining somewhat stable. This is from the fact that an animal's genitals are not always the same height as a persons.

Surfing the Peristaltic Wave [Appyness]
  A great method of anal entry. When your horse dumps and you manage to enter right at completion there is no need for lube. It's all natural then....Surf's up dude!!!!!

Swallow the Leader [Haflinger]
  Fellating the herd sire.

Sweating Into the Oldies [Haflinger]
  Having sex with a mare at least 20 years old.

Swedish Meatball [Haflinger]
  You guessed it, a Swedish zoo screaming "Yumping Yemmenie" when a stallion ejaculates.

Taffy Pull [Haflinger]
  Getting a stallion hard. (see Crump)

Tail Burn [Barnside]
  The little burns or cuts you may recieve while having sex with a mare and not noticing that tail hairs have joined you in your pleasure-making until it's too late. A real "Hurts Don't It!" (I've been there and done that and never hope to do it again)

Tail Furnace [Caballingus]
  That warm soothing feeling you get as your love organ is bathed in horse flesh while your ass freezes off during a cold winter's fling in the unheated barn.

Tail Trap [Appyness]
  When a blissful mare receiving oral gratification folds her tail over your head and pushes you into her.

Take Internally [Actaeon]
  To receive anal sex from: "I've taken my dog internally."

Taking Her Temperature [Strider]
  Excuse when caught in a comprimising situation. Example: "Hi officer, I was just taking her temperature. Why are my pants down? You see..."

Tang [Appyness]
  Excuse I quickly came up with to explain the yellow/orange stain on my white polo shirt thus exonerating the participating mare and myself. (See also Golden Shower)

Taster's Choice [Haflinger]
  A smorgasbord of semen and/or pussy of various species to be sampled by zoos.

Teat-nut (Teat-chips) [Fein]
  That hardened substance that grows from the accumulation of smegma between a mare's teats.

Testicle Technician [Haflinger]
  (see Sheath Inspector)

That Smell [Barnside]
  Most likely a term used by a horse zoo refering to the pheromones released in a mare's urine during her heat (estrus).

The Golden Rule [Barnside]
  "Look both ways, make sure it's cool" ... before adventuring into the realm of bestiality. Knowing who's around or looking out for the neighbors, the owners, the *Watch Dog* (Hmm maybe you could make friends with him too) while looking for your next fling. (See Fence Jumping/Gate Crashing)

Three by Seven (3 by 7) [Barnside]
  The measurement in inches of the vulva of a draft mare. Like "Where have you been?" "Oh, I was out with 3 by 7" or "I was doing the 3 by 7."

Tied [Actaeon]
  When a male and female dog are locked together after mating (see Knot). The tie can last from a few minutes to an hour, with the average being about 20 minutes. While tied, the dog continues to ejaculate, and the knot prevents the semen from flowing out of the vagina until the sperm have had a chance to do their duty. If you see dogs tied, leave them alone: trying to separate them could cause serious injury to both. Likewise, if you yourself are ever tied with a dog, don't try to pull free while the knot is still swollen. Be patient, or you risk excruciating pain.

Tiny Sex [Strider]
  Online sexual fantasies between two or more users occurring "live." People with good imaginations and a talent for fast typing with only one hand.

Tipping [Resident Hyaena]
  (1) Ejaculating into an undersize animal by bringing the tip of the penis into contact with the vulva, anus, or vent of the animal, when ejaculation becomes imminent. (2) An oversize animal doing the same with a human.

Toe-jamb Foot-ball [Actaeon]
  Lying on your back and letting a male dog straddle your foot, so your big toe and first toe encircle his sheath just behind the knot, and letting him hump against your leg. Nice way to get your leg wet. :)

Trans-Species Handfasting [Barnside after Redvane]
  A spiritual joining between a human and an animal much like a marriage between humans. An ancient ritual practiced among the ancient Celtic and pre-Celtic peoples.

Trans-speciesism [Stellos]
  Primary identification with another species. (Will also apply to surgically changing one's species, on the happy day that becomes feasible. :)

Tree Hugger [Strider]
  A zoo of male whales.

Trouted [Actaeon]
  To be caught (in a zooish activity) and released (possibly because the owner doesn't want the publicity of pressing charges).

Tucked In [Actaeon]
  Of a male mammal, to have the non-erect penis withdrawn into the sheath (i.e., the opposite of "hanging out.")

Tummy Tickler [Strider]
  When a mare farts during intercourse. Usually right on the belly button. See also Getting Your Hair Parted.

Turd-Bird [Resident Hyaena]
  A term long used by the general public for birds with undesirable excretory habits. See entry under "Scat-Bird."

Under Cover [Barnside]
  "What you are doing under that stallion, bull, dog...other...?" "Um, I'm under cover."

Urethral Fossa
  On a male horse, the circular depression surrounding the Urethral Process, q.v.

Urethral Process [Actaeon]
  On a male horse, the small circular mound surrounding the opening of his urethra. Sort of like the lava dome in Mount St. Helens, and appropriately so. :)

Vanilla Milk Shake [Findoc]
  The tasty flavor of the ejaculate (Semen) from a male dolphin.

Vent [Resident Hyaena]
  From the Latin venter, or window. In a reptile, amphibian, or bird, the single anus-like external opening, or sphincter, through which excretion, copulation and egg-laying take place.

Vertical Hold [Actaeon]
  When an animal (usually a dog) rises up on its hind legs and hugs you or puts its paws on your shoulders.

Wet [Actaeon]
  Of a female mammal, to be in such a strong heat that the external genitalia are practically dripping. Also, what a zoo's pants get when in the presence of an aroused animal. :)

Whirl-Pak [Barnside]
  A plastic bag for collecting the ejaculate from an Artificial Vagina (q.v.) or from Crumping (q.v.).

Whistle Butt [Overheard by Barnside]
  A possible debilitating condition that occurs when you've taken a stallion or large dog once too many times in the rectum or vagina that day. A side effect to this could be an over-expanded anus (or vagina) with this practice. In time you may need to wear Grampers (i.e. adult Pampers) *giggle*.

White Out [Barnside]
  Viewing an open-ended artificial vagina close up, while a stallion is ejaculating in your face. Also see "Breath Mint."

Whitewash [Resident Hyaena]
  1) Slice deposited on rocks or other surfaces, leaving white marks. 2) The Orniphile equivalent of a golden shower. See also "golden shower", "slice".

"Who goes there?" (Click-Click) [Barnside]
  A sound no fence-jumping zoo ever wants to hear: trust me on this one!

Wink [Barnside]
  The opening and closing of a mare's vulva, usually occurring after urination or as a way to signal a stallion of the mare's intentions to mate. Something very pleasurable a mare does to your penis while you're having sex with her.

Winking [Barnside]
  Strong contractions in the vulva and vagina of a female mammal, usually an equine, dolphin or bitch.

Yard-On [Appyness]
  Near homophone to hard-on usually exclaimed upon sight of the stallion's long erection.

Yiff [Hossie and other sources]
  To have sex with a furry character (anthropomorphic, not RL), especially a canine, and most especially a fox, for which the second F in "yiff" originally stood (according to some accounts). The acronym was later broadened to "Young Imminently (or Infinitely) F*ckable Furry." "Yiff" also refers to the submissive sound a furry may make, and a particularly attractive or horny furry may be described as "yiffy."

Yo-Yo [Barnside]
  The repeated dropping and withdrawal of a horse's penis when he is standing about prior to or after masturbation.

Yo-Yo [Barnside]
  The repeated dropping and withdrawal of a horse's penis when he is standing about prior to or after masturbation.

Z-Rated [Actaeon]
  Of a tv program, containing images which would be erotic to zoos, but go almost unnoticed by non-zoos.

Zeta [Actaeon]
  The sixth letter of the Greek alphabet (actually a medieval shorthand, and not part of ancient Greek, from what I've been told). Used as a symbol for zoos, much as the pink triangle has been adopted by gays and lesbians as a symbol of pride in their orientation. Wolfsong came up with the initial design of a zeta in an ornate circle.

Zeta Pin [Actaeon]
  A small lapel or hat pin depicting the letter zeta inside a customized circle. Visit Shadowspawn's Home Page for more detailed info on the origin of this design, or click here to see my rendition of the logo.

Zeutering [Actaeon]
  Sterilizing (an animal) via tubal ligation or vasectomy, rather than a full spaying or castration, so as to leave the hormones intact.

Zipper Frenzy [Appyness]
  That odd little moment when you suddenly realize your zipper-tab has disappeared into the bottom seam and would take an act of the Navy to bring right. In the past [comment from Appyness] I have used pens or a hoof pick to retrieve it. However, ideally you can remove your trousers before making love with your horse.

Zoo (adjective) [Actaeon]
  To be a zoophile: "I am zoo." To have a zoophilic relationship (with): "Are you zoo with your horse?"

Zoo (noun) [Barnside]
  A place where animals are gathered for display in a park-like atmosphere. A particular type of lifestyle involving animals and the love for them. A person who is zoo. (see Zoophile)

Zoo Code [Strider]
  A "code" consisting of abbreviations and symbols to help identify a zoo's age, preferences, expertise, etc. A good idea, but the creators must have had a lot of free time on their hands. Totally unlike someone who writes a zoo glossary. [Oh, but of course... -- Actaeon :) ]

Zoo Compatible [Fenily]
  (see Zoo Friendly)

Zoo Flashlight [Starlight]
  A Timex Indiglo watch. Think about it.

Zoo Friendly [Actaeon]
  Someone who is not a zoo, but who has no problem with people who are. (also called Zoo-Compatible)

Zoo Gathering [Actaeon]
  A meeting of like minds, for food, fellowship, and freedom of expression. Not for sex, so don't get your hopes up.

Zoo Talkers [Barnside]
  Places on the Internet where zoos and zoo friendly people meet (via Telnet, MUD clients or IRC) and hang out to talk about their lives and loved ones. They usually talk about anything from computers, social life (including animal sex) and just plain Chit-Chat. Some of the places they might hang out: Sleepy's Forest, Lintilla's Forest, Jungle Fever, POA (Plane of Animals), ZOT (Zoophile Online Talker). Or on IRC: #animalsex, #beastsex, #dogsex, #horsesex.

Zooerasty ["Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices"]
  To be aroused by or arousal from animals, e.g. Watching animals mate or having a dog nuzzle your crotch and becoming aroused.

Zooish [Barnside]
  Things that are related or associated with zoophilia.

Zoolinction ["Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices"]
  Animals which are trained for oral sex.

Zoomie [Squirrely]
  A zoophile's human roommate (sharing a house or apartment rent) who is zoo as well. This is different than having a non-zoophile roommate, or roomie. The Plus being that a zoomie is not going to flip out if they catch you making out with your animal partner.

Zoomorphic [Catamount]
  Of or relating to a transformation between human and animal or vice-versa.

Zoonosis [Strider]
  Any infectious disease or infection transmissible under natural conditions between vertebrate animals and humans. For example Anthrax. When I get a chance I will expand more on this.

Zoophile [Barnside]
  Someone who has a Loving, Caring, Emotional and even Spiritual relationship with an animal. This may include sexual contact and other related behavior.

Zoophilia [Barnside]
  As described by Webster's Dictionary, coming from the Greek words "Zoo" = animal and "phile" = love: Animal + Lover. Zoophilia is an extreme love for animals, including a sexual attraction to animals.

Zoophilous [WolF Wielder, after the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition]
  Pollinated by animals. (The term is generally used in concern with Botany)

ZooTV [Actaeon]
  Any nature show known for explicit mating scenes.

Index -- Updated Wednesday, May 10, 2000 -- E-mail Actaeon