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Good morning, Sheppy!
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We're working hard!
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Lots of conbooks!
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He has to document the sweatshop.
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(Reg-bitch)
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Good day to you!
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Do you need your fursuit badge?
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Can I have your registration?
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Hallo.
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Willkommen auf Eurofurence.
Welcome to Eurofurence.
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Du hast schon verkackt!
You screwed up!
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Mach Du mal!
You do it!
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Willkommen auf Eurofurence.
Welcome to Eurofurence.
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[laughs]
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Er kann's genauso wenig.
He screws up too.
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Halt die Klappe und tu als ob Du arbeitest.
Shut up and pretend you're working!
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Computer said: "Nooooo."
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[sighs]
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Really?
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Do I look fluffy right now? No.
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You're doing it all wrong!
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This is what I'm supposed to look like.
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Do I look fluffy right now?
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Nope!
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Does he look...?
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I'm not feeling fluffy at all.
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He's still filming.
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He's wasting tape!
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Look, that's fluffy!
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[crashing bottle]
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No!
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Con video is not quite finished,
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because there's one more shot we need!
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Ewwwww!
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BEEP!
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Naarrarrarrahhhh!
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Nosebeep!
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Camera nom!
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Kitties are so violent!
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What else is there?
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Traffic cone. We don't have a traffic cone.
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I like that there are real candles on the tables.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
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welcome to Eurofurence!
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Our special guest of honor this year
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is Jesus H. fucking Christ.
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I mean H. Christ.
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We can edit the fucking part out.
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(no, the editor.)
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What do you want from me?
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I have nothing to offer!
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Oh, I'm a fox,
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technically I do have something to offer.
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But that's beside the point!
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Green, green, green,
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this is the theme!
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Yadda, yadda, yadda,
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welcome to Eurofurence 21!
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Have a good time!
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Oh my god!
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They all recorded!
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Oh my god, ow!
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That fucking hurt!
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What did you do?
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We settled he chair at the same time
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both putting our fingers and we went
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"Ow!" at the same time!
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Exactly the same time!
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In synch!
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Again!
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They both got the same number of
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fingers in the same place!
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Oh my god!
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They must be twins!
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Now you are recording!
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Blyad'!
Fuck!
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As you can see we now have the
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full convention center here,
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so I can't believe we got away
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with the number of seats we had last year.
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We had, to my information,
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800 seats last year,
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and we have 1800 seats
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in this room this year, and it's
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still full to the last row!
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It's amazing!
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You guys are amazing!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, these are our guests of honor:
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and...
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I'd like to present to you...
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*CLICK*
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That was the plug!
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Rhubarb the bear and Cosmik!
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Please, give a big round
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of applause!
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Oh!
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Am I on?
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Alright!
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Okay! Hello,
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Eurofurence!
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Guten Abend Eurofurence!
Good evening Eurofurence!
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I'm Rhubarb and this is Cosmik!
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Er ist Rhubarb the Bear und ich bin Cosmik!
He's Rhubarb the bear and I'm Cosmik!
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This evening Cosmik will be serving
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as my interpreter!
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Schade, mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht
Bummer, my German is rather bad
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also erfinde ich was Rhubarb sagt.
so I'll make up what Rhubarb says.
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Really?
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Okay, we are
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thrilled beyond belief to finally
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be for the first time in our lives in Berlin.
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Auch kann Rhubarb nicht verstehen was ich sage.
Rhubarb can't understand what I'm saying.
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So you may be wondering
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who we even are,
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because there are probably a lot of
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people here who have never heard
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of Rhubarb and Cosmik
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and wonder how
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we became
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not only
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the musical people here
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but the guests of honor
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at Eurofurence
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when we're, like somewhere from
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America, like how did that
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even happen?
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Wir lieben Bier.
We love beer.
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Okay, I can tell how this is gonna go.
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Und Strudel!
And Strudel!
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Many of you know
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Fox Amoore.
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Kennen Sie Fox Amoore?
Do you know Fox Amoore?
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Ja?
Yes?
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The story is that Fox
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is very well connected in the music industry.
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And sometimes there are kind of
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funny things that happen in the music
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industry. Does anyone
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here remember the Band Milli Vanilli?
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Kennen Sie auch Milli Vanilli?
Do you know Milli Vanilli?
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A couple of guys who had
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really neat hair and they could dance
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and they'd lipsynch the songs
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that studio musicians
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were creating for them. They didn't do the
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music. Fox Amoore
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managed to convince Cheetah
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that we are the secret
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guys behind One Direction!
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Fox Amoore war sehr betrunken.
Fox Amoore was very drunk.
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*sings a song by Fun*
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Rhubarb....
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Rhubarb!
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Here's the sing-along-part!
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[singing intensifies]
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Rhubarb!
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What?
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That's not One Direction!
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It's not?
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Who is it?
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That's an American Band called "Fun".
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Oh....
That's an American Band called "Fun".
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Oh....
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With a small lowercase f.
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And a period.
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Really?
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Oh, okay.
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Oh. Okay.
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We're the real guys behind "fun."!
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First up I'd like to call up the
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directors of this convention
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and see what they have to say and what kind of news
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they have. The first one is Nightfox.
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Hello everybody,
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My name is Nightfox, I'm responsible
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for all hotel relations, so if you have any
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issues with the hotel or suggestions
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or good things to say just approach
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me or Con-Ops, they know how to find me
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Next up is Loewi!
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Hello everybody, my name is Loewi,
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I'm responsible for financial
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things and the registration
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on site. By
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one hour ago we had
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2183
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attending people.
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Which is a raise again
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It's how many more than last year?
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Nearly 200.
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200 people more than last year,
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even tho we hit the cap of the hotel
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even faster so I'm amazed
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where people are staying in Berlin.
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Probably in every hole, there's a furry now.
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You open the sewer, there's a furry.
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In the cupboard there's a furry.
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Next up we have Dhary
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from Security.
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I'll make it quick: Elevators.
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We're trying our best to keep the
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elevators running and I'm sure the technician
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is not yet... well...
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he threatened committing suicide
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but never mind that....
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Please push the up button
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when you want to go up. And push the
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down button when you want to go down.
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Should be easy!
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And don't jump in the elevators.
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This is called "Damage of hotel property".
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And ´then I come and wave at you.
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Next on my list is
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Alpha Ki, who's running the Dealers Den.
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We have a lot of tables for a lot of
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artists and dealers who are
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burning for meeting you, sitting there
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and drawing for you, selling something
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you shouldn't buy in the Dealers den...
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What would that be?
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Maybe in the sauna, I'm not sure.
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Okay, we have a date later...
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Sweetie, meet me at ten.
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Okay!
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Any last words? Going once...
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going twice...
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That leaves me to say one thing:
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and that is:
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I hereby declare the con open!
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We weren't doing anything!
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We only have a few concert tickets left.
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Only 30 left. We're running out fast.
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I can't hear you!
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The signal is really bad!
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Nee, ich bin noch viel zu nüchtern
No, I'm way too sober to
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um da jetzt was blödes reinzulabern.
say something silly now.
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Der hat jetzt 'nen Fettfleck
It's got a fat stain now.
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Von Deiner fettigen Nase!
From your greasy nose!
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You didn't see anything!
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Nono, nothing to see here!
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These are not the droids you're looking for!
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This is one of the cons that I do work for.
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And I still hate life.
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But it's not MFF!
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Soll ich Euch ein bisschen Zubehör bringen?
Should I bring some supplies?
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No, no, I'm innocent!
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Oh no no no....
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Bibi, no, no....
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Oooooooh shit!
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No no no! Ow!
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Hello! I'm just watching this...
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I'm innocent of course, as well...
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like he is!
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I blew a fish!
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I blew a fish.
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X-rated.
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Don't broadcast this!
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Don't caption this with my name!
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I'm not him!
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They call me Pasta!
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They call you Siefer!
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Siefer! Yes, Siefer!
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I'm from Britain!
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Enjoy EF guys!
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Drink responsibly!
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Please! For me!
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You might end up like this!
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Uh oh,,,
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Hallo BBF, hallo Eurofurence!
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Wir sind wieder kurz zu Besuch!
We're just visiting!
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Guck!
Look!
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Grüß Dich!
Hi there!
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Mit Euch rechnet man doch schonmal.
We expected you.
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Dankeschön!
Thank you!
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Komm, mach drum!
Put it on!
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[singing a questionable song from Germany's Idol]
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Hiiiii!
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Alright! Wow!
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I think this has to be
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the biggest crowd that Rhubarb and
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Cosmik have ever performed
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For! This crowd is so big
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I can hear them out there!
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Yeah!
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Usually we're not sure if it's people in the
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house or just people passing by!
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Right.
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Now we're a little bit concerned
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at first because
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right out here in front,
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they had
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reserved seats
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for Rhubarb and Cosmik!
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This was a bit of a worry!
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But they were really good seats so we
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thought we would enjoy the show!
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Who did we give them to?
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We have them to Aran and Goldie.
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And they totally deserved it
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since they've been our handlers all weekend, I thought they
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deserved to sit for a while.
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Yes, thank you so much!
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We took requests
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for the first half of
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2015, and we said
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"What songs don't you
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wanna hear?" and we
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buildt a show out of that!
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And it's so epic
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I think we'll go ahead
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and make it a whole new
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show beginning out of it right now.
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Pretend like it's "Whoo whoo laser lights
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and fog", and we're like
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silhouettes.
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We love that crap!
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Alright, here we go.
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Speaker: "Ladies and Gentlemen,
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of all ages
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and species
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you talked,
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we listened.
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You told us the worst
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songs of all times.
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The songs you couldn't stand!
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The songs that drove you insane!
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We wrote them down!
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And we are ready to perform them!
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Right now!
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Please welcome:
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Rhubarb and Cosmik!
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in:
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The Songs You Hate!"
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Hello Berlin!
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It's so great to see you
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for the very first time today!
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And we're gonna start
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this part of the show with a really
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crappy song that you're gonna hate!
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Are you ready?
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Have we never settled this issue yet?
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Why did you stop?
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Because I'm over here
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just putting my heart
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and soul into a crappy
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song by Rebecca Black:
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Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
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No it's Thursday... that's tomorrow...
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We're doing"Baby" by Justin Bieber, right?
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We were never doing "Baby" by Justin Bieber.
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We were just playing it!
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That's not "Baby"?
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Well....
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He's got a point, folks...
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I was playing "Friday".
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he was playing "Baby", and
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it didn't matter,
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and you know why?
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They're the same song!
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You think that's why people hate the songs?
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I don't think they hate it because of that.
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There's a whole bunch of songs that peoole
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like, that sound like that.
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That's true.
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For example:
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The list goes on and on.
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Another four-chord-song:
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Thank you!
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This is adorable, there's a little
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fruitfly on the glass.
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I'm not going to kill him, he's a kindred spirit.
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However, this is my wine.
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I'm going to offer apologies in advance,
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I'm unfortunately sober at the moment.
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I know!
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When I was at the bar,
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I tried to get some wine,
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and the lady looked at me
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and she said,
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she said....
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Nightfox isn't here to pay for it!
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01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,200
What's this doing here?
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Is it an editorial comment of something?
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Well, if the show goes to shit...
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Oh!
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He found the wine!
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Excuse me... come on, come on....
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okay, I'll just...
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let you recover right there...
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I know exactly how you feel.
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You and me will be in the same ...
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here you go, okay.
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I'm a frequent flyer. I know
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all about flying karma, believe me.
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Since I fly very often,
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I get a little card.
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Now, the airlines have their frequent
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flyer clubs.
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There's the silver level,
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the gold level,
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the platinum level,
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01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,280
and then my level:
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the amazing superglossy silver gold platinum suck my dick level!
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Abbreviated: SMD!
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So I have a card that says:
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SMD o it.
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01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,560
So all I have to do is flash that
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at the United executive and they'll
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01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:30,360
"Uuuuuhhh" and they will get
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under the table and they'll take care of
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01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,360
anything I need.
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Now, also as a frequent flyer,
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I know
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that there's certain things you'll want to avoid.
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And this I will teach to all of you
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because I think it's the same around the world!
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01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:52,360
Ever been in a situation when they said "Oh...
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01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,760
this flight is oversold"?
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We're looking for volunteers to give up a seat!
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01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:00,480
We'll give you a voucher for a
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01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,480
free ticket!
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01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,240
That sounds good, doesn't it?
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01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,240
Free ticket? Yes! I will give up my
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seat to this poor little old lady here
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01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,240
and put me on the next flight
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01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,960
no, that's fine, give me a voucher for a free ticket
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01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,960
That's great, I go home
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01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:16,760
and I looked at my voucher and it said:
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01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,480
"free ticket"!
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Some restrictions apply.
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01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,840
But they always say that, right?
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So I
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01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,720
I plan out my conventions
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a year in advance. I already
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01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,000
know which flights I'm gonna take for EF 22.
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01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,560
Which is the same weekend I hope because
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01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,560
that would really ruin it... but
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I called up the airline and said
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01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:42,800
I want to use my free ticket!
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01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,800
I want to go to San Jose!
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01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,800
"Oh no, you cannot!"
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01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,600
I said: "Why I cannot?"
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01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:52,160
She said: "It's blacked out."
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01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,880
I said "Well, turn the lights on."
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01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,360
They said "No, you cannot"...
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01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,480
Oh, heh....
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01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:00,480
he's got a brother.
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01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:04,560
He's still here, too!
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01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:06,880
We have a whole family here.
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01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,880
Okay, well if not San Jose,
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01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:12,600
how about Seattle?
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01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:13,560
Nope!
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01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,840
All of the 'free ticker' seats
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are gone on that aircraft.
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01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,360
I said, "Can you bolt some more in?"
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01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,360
and she said "No?"
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01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,560
I tried...
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everything. Okay, if not San
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01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,560
Jose or Chicago,
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Atlanta?
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01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,560
Tennessee, Nashville?
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01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,160
Germany? No?
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01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,000
I got all the way around to the
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01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,000
one year expiration date, none of the flights
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01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,120
I wanted to take were going to work!
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01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,560
I got very angry.
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01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,160
And I said to the lady:
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Where can I use this voucher?
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01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:51,800
She said: "Sir I dont understand!"
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01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,800
I said "You understadn perfectly. You
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01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,800
pick a flight for me and tell me
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01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,800
where I can go!"
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01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:00,040
And she paused and I heard her
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01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,040
terminal clicking and she said "Well,
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01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:05,160
you could go to Greensborough, South Carolina".
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01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,680
I said: "DO IT!"
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01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:08,680
"Fly me down to Queensborough, South Carolina and put me on
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01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,680
the very next flight back!".
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01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,680
There and back again!
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01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,520
She said: "But why?"
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01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:16,480
And I said "Coz I'm gonna MAKE YOU DO IT!"
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I've got a free ticket and I'm gonna take it!
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01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:22,680
And I did. I flew down there
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01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,360
and they cancelled the flight back.
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01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,200
Pizza delivery for Mr. Conway!
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01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,840
What? Excellent timing, please come in!
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01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,280
O, thank you so much!
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01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,280
What do I have here?
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01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,760
Jungle candy pizza!
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01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:50,920
It's got bugs,
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01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:53,240
and lizards and spiders
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01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,240
and all sorts of
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01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,240
horrible things on it!
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01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,240
Thank you very much!
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01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:02,240
Fox, do you want some
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01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,240
of the....
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01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,920
Alright, I'll have it myself.
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01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:36,280
Look, a candy tarantula!
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01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:38,160
Isn't that adorable?
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01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:39,400
Where's those fruitflies?
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01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:40,800
Eeek, ohmygod ohmygod
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01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,560
It's coming after us!!!
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01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,560
Dumb fuckers!
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01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,840
Thank you very much, you wanna try a worm?
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01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,360
How about a centipede?
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01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:51,360
There you go!
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01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:53,800
Take a lizard!
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01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,440
Here!
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01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:56,800
Have a....
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01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,800
I don't know what it is...
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01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,720
This is not horrible.
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01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:46,120
Sehr gut, ja!
Very good, yes!
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01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,120
I am German convention
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01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:50,120
Alkohol, ja, sehr gut!
alcohol, yeah, very good!
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01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,560
Call BBF!
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01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:43,880
I saw him with the camera and I'm like
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01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,880
the light can't possibly go on now!
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01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:48,480
I'm absolutely drinking
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01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,480
hotel beer! You cannot see
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01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:52,480
the color of it, it's fantastic!
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01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:54,480
Also he cannot tell a lie.
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01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:56,480
Hi everyone in BBF Land!
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01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:57,760
I feel like I knew this!
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01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:59,760
every single video... this is great!
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01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:01,760
Is it noseboop time?
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01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:03,760
It's noseboop time. Beep!
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01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,040
Here we go.
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01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:07,040
So... we have
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01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:09,040
a critical mass.... we don't
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01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,040
have a critical mass of Asians anymore!
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01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:13,040
Let's at least get in for the
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01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:15,040
video!
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01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:19,080
Konichiwa!
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01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,360
Where's my calculator?
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01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,200
Look at the alcohol.
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01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:27,400
Hotel beer! Hotel beer!
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01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,400
Totally hotel beer!
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01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,400
All hotel!
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01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:33,400
You see this...
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01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,400
and you say this person must have
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01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,400
a problem!
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01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:40,600
This is not my luggage!
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01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:42,600
It's his luggage!
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01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:47,960
Hi!
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01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:49,480
My name is Kalendil,
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01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:51,480
and I have a porter problem.
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01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:55,360
I have to ask!
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01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,640
what is....
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01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:59,040
"Das Dusch"?
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01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:08,320
Dusch must mean shower in German or Dutch.
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01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:16,600
This is obviously lube!
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01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:22,400
Specific lotions to Dusch with you!
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01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,400
Stupid American!
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01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,520
I got a British flag,
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01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:31,680
I'm wearing a potential rapists
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01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:33,680
jersey....
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01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:35,680
God shave the queen!
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01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:20,760
Shhhh, I'm invisible!
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01:31:28,460 --> 01:31:32,150
You can remove me in post processing!
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01:31:32,150 --> 01:31:35,840
Remove me on the green screen!
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01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:38,000
Shush!
562
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:40,000
I've been transplanted.
563
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:44,680
My lifeform has collapsed inside of a fursuit.
564
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:01,140
Well, Shanie looks brilliant in that jacket!
565
01:32:02,170 --> 01:32:04,340
I left my fags in there.
566
01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:14,220
Hee!
567
01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,820
Heeheehee!
568
01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:23,710
Aaaah!
569
01:32:32,850 --> 01:32:33,820
Hello?
570
01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:35,820
Is it it Shanie you're looking for?
571
01:32:37,020 --> 01:32:38,970
I can see it in your eyes!
572
01:32:55,370 --> 01:32:57,940
It's a cat trying to steal from a wolf.
573
01:32:58,910 --> 01:33:00,510
Do you realize,
574
01:33:00,510 --> 01:33:02,510
It's not gonna happen.