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Cologne, Germany
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Oi!
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Magdeburg, Germany
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Right after we arrived we're on camera.
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Oh...no!!
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No... NO!! My favourite monitor!
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*sobs* It was only 10 years old!
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Hi there! I'm organizing things.
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Yes, Cheetah can hear you!
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*awowowowo*
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*arororororo*
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Hello!
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What?
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There is the cuteness!
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...bounce...bounce...bounce...
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Eurofurence is over. Have a nice day!
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Alright, so...
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Yea, we should take this as an opportunity
to really party hard and...
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bring all our love out to the city of Magdeburg
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for one last time so that they can keep us in the best possible memory.
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and uhm, yes.
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I think, now that we know what is going on next year
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we should seriously get going on with what is happening this time
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Anything more you want to say about the new hotel?
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Yea, just, if you are interested: We are not going to have to rise the prices very much,
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and one big plus also: The breakfast will be included too.
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One of our guests of honor, Mr. Andy Heath. Please come on stage with me!
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Welcome! It's great to have you here.
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I shall just sit down here, right next to you.
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Andy, yes, he's actually the lead puppeteer of the BBC show "Mongrels"
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And ehh... [PEOPLE CHEERING]
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he has two colleagues and friends...
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Iestyn Evans and uhm, I need to get the...
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second name right: Warrick Brownlow-Pike
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Unfortunately Iestyn is not gonna make it,
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that's one of the things that happen if you invite freelancers,
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there was a very very important job offer that he needed to take,
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and of course we respect that because these guys are basically
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coming for free in their non-existent spare time,
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so thank you very much for doing that for us.
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Thank you very much for having me over!
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I'm just genuinely very thrilled to be here so.. thank you very much!
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Thank you!
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Yea from me as usual, some stats about the registration.
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this year we have over 1400 attendees.
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Everyone collecting for the charity will have a sticker on it,
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you probably can't see it, it's too small
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the official Eurofurence logo will be on it
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so if someone come up to you...
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Cheetah: BBF! Can you enhance it?
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There we are.
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So, how do you collect money from us?
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Oh, oh! You!
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That's not the right baseball bat! We have another baseball bat here...
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there are two baseball bats now, one of them is a fursuiter
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here is a clue: It's not the one that Titash is holding.
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aand...
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I'm afraid that they are gonna. Oi!
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You guys!
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Please don't use violence!
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We believe in peace, love and prosperity. No violence!
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Right. We promise you they will be
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a lot more gentle and not hit you very hard
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only slightly hard. But they'll be collecting money for the...
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thank you! Thank you my minion!
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to the bar!
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On friday afternoon there is the fursuit parade
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as every year we are changing the route.
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As every year we are making it longer.
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this year we are planning for 2 kilometers including the cathedral,
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uhm, which is now open, finally.
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we're also including the mall across the street. We're...
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I have the right to talk longer...?
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ok, I'll make it quick.
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Some of you have missed this, most have not.
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We had a second fursuit parade already before the opening,
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I can see you on the tv screen!
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Here, have a drink!
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[TV TURNS OFF] Ahh, turn it on!
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We rented buses, Kage you hear us? We rented buses to
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carry our entire attendees to the zoo and back.
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Also since you said somewhere, you are trying to have a bigger fursuit lounge than we have
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you've seen the Estrel video?
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bite me!
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at the City Caree across the street. This makes us having three fursuit parades,
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and I expect you to be there because I kinda sold your souls to the City Caree mall
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who then volunteered to donate 500€ to our charity
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Wildtierhilfe Fiel, if we show up with enough fursuiters, so you better dress up in your fursuit
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and come, if you had one,
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and come over and dance with us. So half an hour after this is finished,
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I better make quick. We go over there and dance. They have drinks, music and they give us money.
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And with that, I think
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I can say, that Eurofurence is hereby officially opened!
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Hello!
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Welcome to Eurofurence 19
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9...19?
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Yes, welcome in Eurofurence 19.
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We are here with no champaign...
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and the glasses which is broken.
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and we have Mr BBF here.
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the biggest cameraman in all of Germany
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because he is so big! that's gross
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gross, too gross. Hello!
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This is my new tie. This tie was given to me by EZwolf himself
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I now have the official Room 366 necktie which I will wear every day at Eurofurence this year!
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Nein! Oh I'm sorry. No!
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What is "No" in Magyar? "Nem"
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"nam"? "nem"!
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Nam! Nam! Nam!
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Hehehehe....
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Hello!
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American... German... American... ah shit.
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German... American... German... American...
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You get it? Yes!
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Food... food... food... food...
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I'm not Tsup. I look like Tsup but I'm not Tsup.
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Ouch. You are awful. Stop destroying everything!
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I'm teaching people how to twerk!
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That's no cool, go away!
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Merkel we are coming, to Berlin!
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Ahh, why is there such a complicated contraption.... At least the light is not on.
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I'd like to say that I wasn't actually coming here but the person behind the camera made me...
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or made me not I'm so confused
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40 hours!!
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It'll better be good!
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I have a beer
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I speak German
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WHERE IS YOUR PASSPORT?
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Little cute lion. I'd love to take him to my room but he's too smart for that.
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AAAH, oh hello!
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Hello bright light! Am I dead? Am I going to heaven?
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Oh hello. You know instead I'm not dead, it's YouTube, which might as well be the same thing.
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Hello YouTube, uhm, just in case my boss is looking at this:
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This is all photoshopped, none of this ever happened.
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This man who is behind the camera is a genius at making
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false videos!
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Oh, it's BBF!
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Ohh yea!
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Welcome to my bar!
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The drinks are free because they gone off a bit.
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It doesn't...It doesn't...
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I want a refund! No refund!
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That's what everybody is always saying!
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Not allowed! Here, have an umbrella
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There you go!
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Uhm, that doesn't look healthy anymore
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Maybe not with the umbrella
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but the green glowing liquid is good for you!
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Yes, maybe if I want superpowers but...
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It's all for the health and wellfare of all our
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attendees, this is why you should have a delicious, nutritious shake!
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once a day. It's EF shake!
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and, all those rumours about the luckiest attendees, seriously, which have been
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turned into a drink: No truth to that rumor at all.
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This is all natural, made from... Eurofurence green, we all saw the opening ceremonies.
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We know what this is made of.
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Phew, don't give away all the secrets. No, there are no secrets.
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No secrets whatsoever. This is all fresh and natural fruit!
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That's whats in it! Fruit!
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Dhary offered to.. you have one of these. See? See? Look!
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He drinks these every day. See how... oh my... oh wow!
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This is why is the security man, you see?
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See? Me make force him to drink one of these every day
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Force him to drink one!
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Drink one of these every day and you'll be a proper furry.
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Yes... that's all it takes. Health drinks
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*mumbling*
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I heard a rumour that a lady never can have enough handbags
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Actually, that's right!
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So I thought you might need this one!
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Thank you so much! That gets a kiss!
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Don't drink it all yourself! Oh I won't!
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I'll even share it with him.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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All the way from the United States of America
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The man! The myth! The legend!
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The roach travelling coach.
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The intoxicated insect, he...
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who runs on white whine and hates lengthy intros
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Put you hands together
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for...
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Unnccclllleeee....
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Kageeeeee....
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Small correction: I don't fly coach!
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We all know that.
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I'd like to introduce a man who needs no introduction so I wont.
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Mr. Fox Amoore, all the way from Scotland,
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Scotland, yea
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That's Scotland for ya
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As you've heard I do come from the United States
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Which is a wonderful wonderful country that lies somewhere off the coast of England.
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Somewhere around the end of June, the beginning of July
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is a horrific experience known to me as Anthrocon
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That's when more than 5000 furries
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all show up in Pittsburgh, and they all look to me and say:
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We're going to have fun!
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And if we don't, we're gonna blame you!
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This as with every year
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as the convention was getting ready
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I got some volunteers together and we have equipment
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in various places in the state of Pennsylvania
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where Anthrocon is held
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We have the equipment in places that requires me to get a very large truck
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the size of the truck is about 6 or 7 meters. It's fairly big, but...
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it's a truck that anyone can rent and drive and it doesn't require
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any special licensing for a private person to rent this truck.
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So I do the driving
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So we loaded up the truck wit all of our equipment, and
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We got on to the Pennsylvania turnpike
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I... do you have those out here? Highways where you have to pay to use it? No?
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Yes, it's all ok. Some people say yes, some say no.
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Capitalism hasn't spread all the way across this continent yet. We're working on that.
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So we paid our money
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and waiting just beyond the booth where you pay your money
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was a police officer.
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Standing and watching me
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And kinda bouncing on his heels. And as soon as the truck started up, he said:
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And I said: "Uh oh!"
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So I pulled the truck over
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And he walked up.. I thought this was a check maybe to see
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maybe there where drugs in the truck
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and this is still very legal just as long as you are not physically drinking it.
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which I at that time was not.
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and he came up to the window
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and he said:
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Where are you going?
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And now in every Americans mind
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in our minds the answer is:
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"Who the hell wants to know you Nazi piece of shit?"
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"I got my rights and I'm not taking any crap from you!"
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What came out of my mouth was: "Pittsburgh, Sir!"
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And he said: "What are you carrying?"
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I said: I have equipment for this amazing convention called Anthrocon
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and we are going to have an artshow and wonderful things, and I got artshow panels and
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this truck is just loaded to the gills and we're gonna get there
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7 hours obeying the speed limit all the way.
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And he said:
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I'd like to see your commercial drivers license.
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The license to drive a business truck.
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And I said: Uh...
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"Uh, heh. Here are the rental papers, look at the rental papers!"
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And he said:
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"Sir, you must have a business license to drive this truck!"
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I said: "I don't understand, I'm just..."
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"w...what?"
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And he said: "You are moving business equipment."
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"That means this is a business truck!"
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"You must have a business license!"
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I said: "Let me call the rental agency!"
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So I called the rental agency very hurriedly
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And I said. "There is a cop here who wants to see my business license. I don't know what to do!
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"He's asking me things. I've been renting stuff for 10 years
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and you never asked me for a license so what's going on?"
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And the lady on the phone said: "Tell him you don't need one!"
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"I don't need one!"
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"Please step out of the truck Sir!"
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So...
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What could I do. They impounded the truck.
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They would not allow the truck and all our equipment to move.
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I had to call the rental agency
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to come and bring a person with a business license to take the truck back...
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and the people at the rental agency... well...
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I wanted to talk to them
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When I got there, they where very surprised. They looked up the rule
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And they found out:
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Yes, you do need a business license!
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Well this really sucks for you!
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So, how did we fix it?
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I said:
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"Write me another contract"
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"Here is my number 2 volunteer. Put his name on it"
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And the volunteer looked at me and said: "What?" I said: "You are driving!"
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He said "But I don't have a business license!" I said:
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"We don't need a business license. We're just moving grandma Kage's stuff from the barn out
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to her house in Pittsburgh, aren't we?"
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Because, I wanted to get this stuff out to Pittsburgh
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in time to set it up so all those wonderful people would be able to have a
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good time. We didn't want to let them down.
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Especially, especially my dear friends
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from Germany; Nightfox, Tani, Cheetah, all you wonderful guys. They come to Anthrocon
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to kind of have one last bit of enjoyment before THIS happens
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Now nearby there was a new, we call it a "urgent care clinic"
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or the Doc-in-a-box for some people.
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that goes over great in english. It doesn't really translate so I'm sorry. But...
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It was in an old stone farmhouse
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old by "our" standard
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now it was American old
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Yea I know, I know. You know the old saying:
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"In America 100 years are long, in Germany 100 Miles is a long way"
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I go that far to get gasoline!
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at much cheaper than you spend but anyway:
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sorry! So I went to this giant old stone house
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and, it didn't help the atmosphere
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in this stone house that as I arrived a thunderstorm started
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and there was lightning and there was thunder. And I went inside
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and I sat down. And I was told "Wait here, the doctor will see you shortly!"
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I expected Dr. Frankenstein to walk in
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it was not Dr. Frankenstein who walked in, it was Igor!
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[LAUGHS]
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"How are you today Mr. Conway?"
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"What brings you to my laborato.... ehhh, office?"
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And I said: "This!", and he said: "uuuuhhhhuuhuhh"
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"That's a nasty burn you have Mr. Conway!"
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"We're going to have to get that old, dead skin off! Let me just get this wire brush..."
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Ouw!
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"That should be quite well Mr. Conway. I put a bandage on there and"
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"Call me if you see any pus coming from it. Good day!"
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The funny part is they think I'm making this up!
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All this modern technology just pisses me off.
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I have one of these smartass phones you kids like to use so much
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I left mine backstage 'cus I don't want people to interrupt me!
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The last thing I wanted is be sitting here, telling a story and then all of a sudden...
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So I be telling a story and all of a sudden...
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Oh I left it backstage. Sorry, I forgot, haha, anyway...
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I never wanted the thing
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I had a goold ol' fashioned phone
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A flip phone. Remember that was the Star Trek communicator? Kirk to Enterprise? Those?
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And what did it do? It made PHONE CALLS!
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That's all it did, that's all I wanted it to do.
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I have a friend though, he...
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is from Asia. Specifically Singapore...
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He also works for Microsoft
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He always teased me. He said:
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"You need to upgrade your phone!", I said: "I don't want to upgrade my phone!"
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It does what I want it to do, it makes phone calls and that's it!
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So one fateful day...
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he was visiting me....
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and we went out shopping for some Christmas presents
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For our families. And we went to a shopping mall...
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Classic American shopping mall...
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and Simon said to me, as innocent as he could be:
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"Let me see your phone!"
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So I said: "Here!"
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And he grabbed it and took off running
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Ehhhm...
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Ehhh...
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Aehm...
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What do you call...
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Chinese guy just took your phone...
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What is he doing with it?
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And I saw him duck into a phone store
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Ohhh nrgg. Jib jib...
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Where is my pen? Ahh!
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Aeeh, hey you! Go...
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Go tell the legs to.. you know? Run or something!
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So I ran after him after several minutes of pondering
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Ran into this phone store as quick as my poor old legs could carry me
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by the time I got there he had slapped my phone down and said "Quick! Upgrade this!"
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so what do I have, I got one of these...what do you call it?...Androgynous phone
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kinda new fangled piece of crap.
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I actually play this piano the first time this convention.
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Remember there is a charity box over there so if you like...
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Does anybody know The Beatles?
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Ok everybody: Test shots are done, now we are getting hot!
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Give me a countdown!
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10 ...
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9 ...
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8 ...
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7 ...
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6 ...
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5 ...
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4 ...
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3 ...
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2 ...
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1 ...
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WOOOHOOOOO
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Nice, and now: Why are you waiting guys. I wanna see your hands!
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Allright, got it! Thank you!
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You seem to feel better now!
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Food! FOOOD!!!!
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Big burger... EF burger, NOOO!
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Nooo!
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Awwww....
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NO!
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I have nothing to hide!
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Just 2 big buns!
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Big bunnies!
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Omnomnomnomnom....
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Stop filming me!
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Where is Pinky? So we can do this in stereo
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Oh Gertrud, you are mine... you are...
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mine for tonight.
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You are mine for tonight!
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My new girlfriend.
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*bsssshhhhhhhh*
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Because the googly eyes are watching me!
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But they are cool!
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All the eyes!!
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Ok, I confess: Sheppy knocked over the glass
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and Sheppy dropped the glass on the floor.
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I was there. And he tries to cover it up!
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No, wait wait wait. That was a cat...
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....shit!
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Believe me. He did it! Believe me!
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Look into my eyes!
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...organized. Oh god
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This highly confidential!
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This is Room 366 talk. You should not be hearing this!
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So I can just muffle your microphone and...