1 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:35,600 Oh Hi, what's up? This is me not in suit! 2 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,640 Not sure if I like this or not... 3 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,320 Happens to me all the time. 4 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:47,680 See, there's a fursuiter right there! 5 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,680 That's more interesting! 6 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,160 Reese's! Reese's! Right there!! 7 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,160 So how do you like MFF so far? 8 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:24,000 Aaah, Awesome! I kinda fell asleep early last night! 9 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 What did you do? 10 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,320 Yeah, it's awesome! 11 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,240 Cool! It's awesome to see all the furs I haven't seen in like... forever! 12 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,400 My last con was FWA, and I feel so deprived! 13 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,440 (CHEERING) 14 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,700 Oh, it's a husky! Huskies are awesome! 15 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:04,960 He's a puppy-husky! He's all cool an awesome and huggable... he's nice! 16 00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:08,685 You like my nose? 17 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,114 Wah! Aahh! 18 00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,828 Aaah! 19 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,600 What is it....? 20 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,600 Wait, oh, hey! Stop it! 21 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,600 Stop this with my nose! 22 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,771 Hey, oooh! No, no more boops! 23 00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:25,770 Nevar forevarrr! 24 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:26,914 Hey, wait, what are you doing? 25 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:30,114 Noooo!! AAhh, curse you! 26 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,200 You know what you can do? 27 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,228 Wait, stand back! 28 00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,220 You can drop the bass! 29 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,000 [groaning] 30 00:19:42,742 --> 00:19:46,685 I'm looking at all of you! 31 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,485 At the same time! It's like... 32 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,885 ...Cat Magic! 33 00:19:56,685 --> 00:19:58,914 I need a hug first! 34 00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:00,910 Eeh.... hmmm.... 35 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,457 No hugs for you! 36 00:20:04,457 --> 00:20:06,450 I'll get a hug! 37 00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:11,485 I'd just turn on the hug power, but that'd break everything! 38 00:20:14,342 --> 00:20:15,428 No hugs for you!! 39 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:18,571 You gotta angle it right! 40 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,114 Wanna hug? 41 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,628 I dunno... I think he's yellow. 42 00:20:26,628 --> 00:20:28,620 He is very yellow! 43 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,028 He's afraid, awwww... 44 00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:33,257 Almost! 45 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:33,314 I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic! Almost! 46 00:20:33,314 --> 00:20:33,371 Go check your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic! Almost! 47 00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:34,971 Go check your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic! 48 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:35,370 Check for your wallet, I think he's got your wallet! Go check your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic! 49 00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:35,600 Check for your wallet, I think he's got your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic! 50 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,400 Check for your wallet, I think he's got your wallet! 51 00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:43,200 Hiiiii! I'm ready for my close-up Mister Video! 52 00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:48,628 Haaaaiii! There's a pretty red light over there! 53 00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,620 I can reach it from here! 54 00:23:15,485 --> 00:23:17,371 [Squeakedy-Squeak, Squeaken] 55 00:23:17,371 --> 00:23:19,370 It's in your face, look it's in your face! 56 00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:21,370 Take it! TAKE IT!! 57 00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:24,800 You dirty wolf, TAKE IT!! TAKE IT!!! 58 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,457 I'll just pull the red light towards me! Hi camera! 59 00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:10,000 He's trying to eat me! 60 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,100 Here we see the American cockroach. 61 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:18,457 In his native habitat. 62 00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:21,828 Sucking up to cute fursuiters... 63 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:25,885 So he can get a good [censored!!!!] 64 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:30,457 Let's go and [CENSORED!!!!!] with him! 65 00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:32,857 Sorry, I just had to. 66 00:28:32,850 --> 00:28:36,342 He's down there, it's Kage and I gotta.... 67 00:28:36,342 --> 00:28:38,340 ...mess with Kage. 68 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:41,200 Cause... I hate Kage. I hate him. 69 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,885 He's a douchebag. 70 00:28:43,885 --> 00:28:45,880 Friggin pompous ass... 71 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,942 Fuck. "I'm Anthrocon, errr geerr derrr!" 72 00:29:25,142 --> 00:29:27,942 Not this year, Mister! 73 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,628 Okay, THAT I can live with! 74 00:29:36,514 --> 00:29:38,914 That damn light in my face, I can't see! 75 00:29:38,914 --> 00:29:40,910 Oh go away! 76 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,571 I don't know if you're getting this one back. 77 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,060 Can you make my bed really quick? 78 00:33:20,342 --> 00:33:24,628 [giggling] 79 00:33:32,857 --> 00:33:36,857 So, we're here at MFF in Chicago 80 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:40,457 2013, we're having a great time, 81 00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:43,142 the hotel is freaking awesome, 82 00:33:43,142 --> 00:33:45,140 There's elevators with... 83 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:50,400 ...and we got people walking around... 84 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:55,028 ... doing some amazing things, we've got beautiful fursuiters... 85 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:58,171 ... look at those! 86 00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:03,200 I mean, I cannot imagine a better 87 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,057 friggin' place to have a party right now. 88 00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:10,685 I've got some beer.... mmmmmmm! 89 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,857 There's people on the elevators, with beer.... 90 00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:18,171 There's people on.... you know.... 91 00:34:20,285 --> 00:34:23,771 I'm having a beautiful, beautiful friggin' time here. 92 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,200 and I never want it to end! But... 93 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,771 It's gonna have to at some point. 94 00:34:31,142 --> 00:34:36,171 You can see the people downstairs, they're all chilling out. 95 00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:39,200 But at some point it's going to have to end. 96 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:46,514 That's unfortunate, but we'll deal with it when it happens. 97 00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:54,342 This is 2 from MFF and I wish you were here! 98 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:59,371 You're not here? You missed it! 99 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:48,228 And How.... err.... no kidding! 100 00:35:48,228 --> 00:35:50,220 I mean and... err.... 101 00:35:50,514 --> 00:35:55,600 ...they have the nerve to.... just, you know, control all of... 102 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,600 ...laws in the street and the.... 103 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,600 *chirp* 104 00:36:00,971 --> 00:36:02,457 I don't get it. 105 00:36:04,685 --> 00:36:07,828 *chirp* *chirp* *squeak!* 106 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:10,914 You know, one of these days... 107 00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:15,600 ...they will elect that guy and everything will change. 108 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,171 *squirrrr* 109 00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:22,457 What do you think about the way the democrats are going lately? 110 00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:25,828 *meeep* *beep* *chirrp* *squeak* 111 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:28,514 *Chirp!* *SQUEAK!* *CHITTER!!!* *SQUEEEAK!!!* *SQUEEEAAAKKK!!!* 112 00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:31,714 You know what, I.... *SQUEAK!!* 113 00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:33,771 I'm right with you, right here! 114 00:36:33,771 --> 00:36:35,770 *SQUEAK!* 115 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:23,257 Ring ding didididing ding dididing ding ding ding ring! 116 00:40:33,657 --> 00:40:36,457 Photobomb, photobomb! 117 00:40:51,885 --> 00:40:53,371 Hi! 118 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:56,228 Oh my god your camera has googley eyes! 119 00:41:05,028 --> 00:41:08,220 Yeah, right there! 120 00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,220 They're so goddamn cute! 121 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:14,114 Oh my god! Whooohoo! Hey! 122 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,700 Welcome to MFF! 123 00:43:10,685 --> 00:43:12,514 It's video! 124 00:44:03,257 --> 00:44:05,580 This is not coke! 125 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:07,580 You're drinking alcohol! 126 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,457 Bad raptor, bad raptor! 127 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,428 It's three o'clock and we're at MFF 128 00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:05,885 It's been an awesome con so far! 129 00:45:05,885 --> 00:45:07,880 Yes, sir! 130 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,942 I've had the most fun I've had in years. 131 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:13,771 This is beyond awesome. 132 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:17,028 I've had all the snuggles, all the cuddles 133 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:21,200 And the people here are just amazing! 134 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:57,428 [Song: Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!] 135 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:01,260 Aaaah! [laughter] 136 01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:28,540 Here we are and it's Sunday. 137 01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:32,457 we're chilling out at MFF and 138 01:02:32,450 --> 01:02:37,714 unlike a lot of the places it just got crazier 139 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:40,514 over the amount of time. 140 01:02:40,514 --> 01:02:42,510 There's shit going on everywhere, 141 01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:45,485 I don't know where I'm at, nobody knows where they're at. 142 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,171 They're all drunk, it's Sunday, 143 01:02:48,170 --> 01:02:51,371 Jesus is very displeased with all of us! 144 01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:49,220 The anatomy of a puppy! 145 01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:52,000 Puppy nose, Puppy eyes... 146 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,514 glowing with... this is booze! 147 01:07:54,514 --> 01:07:56,510 glowing with booze! 148 01:07:56,510 --> 01:07:58,510 Puppy mouth, omnomnom! 149 01:07:58,510 --> 01:08:01,885 That is where the booze went in! 150 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:11,485 Puppy ears, able to hear the smallest squeak of a fox over a mile away. 151 01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:16,457 And when they hear that, they go after him with the 152 01:08:16,457 --> 01:08:18,450 puppy-crotch! 153 01:08:18,450 --> 01:08:22,114 The puppy-crotch activates and guides them 154 01:08:22,110 --> 01:08:24,457 towards the fox sounds 155 01:08:24,450 --> 01:08:28,057 where they take the puppy-mouth and go omnomnom! 156 01:08:28,050 --> 01:08:31,714 And then they beat down the fox, and then it belongs to them! 157 01:08:32,857 --> 01:08:35,257 Did I leave anything out? Is that alright? 158 01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:38,685 I got it: Puppy-tail! 159 01:08:41,428 --> 01:08:44,971 And I don't know why it's useful but... 160 01:08:44,970 --> 01:08:48,971 it's cute! 161 01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:53,085 *squeak!* *chirrrrp!* 162 01:11:58,228 --> 01:11:59,657 *chirrrrp!* 163 01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:12,900 *squeak?* *squeak?* 164 01:12:17,885 --> 01:12:19,371 *squeak!* 165 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,020 [manic laughter] 166 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:48,220 Oh no... 167 01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:52,285 What did I do? 168 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,500 [sobbing] 169 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,500 She was killing my soul like... 170 01:13:02,057 --> 01:13:03,942 Cannot.... 171 01:13:08,914 --> 01:13:10,800 Oh, it's immortal. 172 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,800 I don't feel bad now... 173 01:17:07,085 --> 01:17:12,140 Sorry BBF... I didn't mean to! 174 01:19:58,060 --> 01:20:02,000 [Song: Booc booc booooc bogoooc!] 175 01:21:52,685 --> 01:21:55,085 Midwest Furfest 2013 176 01:21:55,085 --> 01:21:57,080 Fursuit dance competition! 177 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,771 Get ready! Let me hear you're ready right now! 178 01:21:59,770 --> 01:22:04,228 [crowd cheering] 179 01:22:04,228 --> 01:22:06,220 My name is Thumper, right next to me 180 01:22:06,220 --> 01:22:10,742 My close personal friend and mastermind behind 181 01:22:10,740 --> 01:22:13,600 many of the events and panels and everything you saw here 182 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,628 the head of programming: Please give it up for Kodi! 183 01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:46,150 This is the drunken Cheetah tape, hahah! 184 01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:49,250 Take 1, exactly! 185 01:36:49,350 --> 01:36:51,550 Now we will see how many people will mistake me 186 01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:53,150 for BBF again! 187 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:55,000 Surprisingly often this happens! 188 01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:56,750 Yeah, they look at the camera, not the face! 189 01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:07,450 How's your drink? 190 01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:09,250 Heh heh... heh... 191 01:37:09,300 --> 01:37:10,950 Good! 192 01:37:11,050 --> 01:37:12,850 Just like Monkey Island grog! 193 01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:17,450 It bleeds through the cup every few minutes! 194 01:37:17,542 --> 01:37:20,342 [Editors note: BBF wrote these subtitles!] :-) 195 01:37:21,850 --> 01:37:23,085 I should shut up now because 196 01:37:23,085 --> 01:37:23,800 I am the holder of things! I should shut up now because 197 01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:25,828 I am the holder of things! I have to subtitle this shit later! 198 01:37:25,828 --> 01:37:26,050 I have to subtitle this shit later! 199 01:37:39,100 --> 01:37:42,700 GOOGLEY EYES!! AAHAHAHAH!! 200 01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:02,850 I'm not even in suit! 201 01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:48,650 What's your opinion on sex with furniture? 202 01:38:48,700 --> 01:38:51,050 [laughter] 203 01:38:51,950 --> 01:38:53,550 Next question please! 204 01:38:54,750 --> 01:38:55,900 *belch!* 205 01:39:31,450 --> 01:39:33,400 Hi! 206 01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:35,350 Yes? 207 01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:36,750 Ask your question? 208 01:39:36,850 --> 01:39:39,100 Onai, what's your opinion on sex with furniture? 209 01:39:39,100 --> 01:39:41,150 Just re-stuff it after! 210 01:39:51,900 --> 01:39:55,200 How many times have you been at Midwest Furfest? 211 01:39:55,200 --> 01:39:56,400 Too many. 212 01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:58,000 Too many? How many? 213 01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:58,750 Too many. 214 01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:00,550 Very nice camera you have there! 215 01:40:00,550 --> 01:40:02,850 This is the last night. Still sober or...? 216 01:40:02,850 --> 01:40:03,550 Nahhh... 217 01:40:03,550 --> 01:40:05,300 Ah, that's good to hear! 218 01:40:26,750 --> 01:40:28,900 What is your opinion on sex with furniture? 219 01:40:28,900 --> 01:40:31,000 I think beds are okay. 220 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,250 Seats are okay, too. 221 01:40:33,250 --> 01:40:35,800 Chairs? Not quite my thing. 222 01:40:41,700 --> 01:40:44,800 Bathroom sinks are disgusting! 223 01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:46,550 uhm.... 224 01:40:56,450 --> 01:40:59,500 Floor lamps... well... 225 01:40:59,550 --> 01:41:01,700 Only when I'm in the mood for it. 226 01:41:07,450 --> 01:41:09,300 Got more questions? 227 01:41:09,350 --> 01:41:10,350 No, thanks! 228 01:41:10,450 --> 01:41:12,900 Alright! 229 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:24,800 Zee pirates are coming to get you! 230 01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:27,700 What am I even doing here? 231 01:41:27,750 --> 01:41:30,550 I am so going to regret this tomorrow! 232 01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:02,750 What does the fox say? 233 01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:08,300 Dragony, do you hear me? This one's for you! 234 01:43:15,550 --> 01:43:18,000 It's a good captain! 235 01:43:18,050 --> 01:43:21,000 [sobbing] 236 01:43:42,750 --> 01:43:44,550 This guy is blue! 237 01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:46,150 and he's cute! 238 01:43:46,150 --> 01:43:47,800 And blue! 239 01:44:02,350 --> 01:44:03,850 *hrrrnnngh!* 240 01:44:03,900 --> 01:44:07,600 AAAHHH NOOO! It's OVER!! 241 01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:09,350 Willkommen zu 242 01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:12,650 Mittelwesten Fürriefästen! 243 01:44:12,650 --> 01:44:14,600 Zwanzig-Dreizehn! [2013] 244 01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:18,850 And everything's shit!