1 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,770 Don't make me nosebeep right now, no! 2 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:44,770 I'm not in a good mood for that! 3 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:51,820 bll bll bll glglglgl 4 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,420 Aaah! 5 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,420 I want no pictures! 6 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:09,900 This man! 7 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,550 They let this man in everywhere! 8 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:15,520 Even South America! 9 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,520 They let him in everywhere! 10 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,800 Go away! 11 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:21,750 You know, you want cute fursuits? 12 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,450 Go to Disney! There's a million ways to do it! 13 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:33,940 My butt is too big! 14 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,100 I didn't know it was Under The Table-Con already! 15 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,170 *purrrr* 16 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,150 How are you? 17 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:11,150 Are you having a good time? 18 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:13,150 *purr* *chirp* 19 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,600 Hi there! 20 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,850 Hi there! 21 00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:26,200 Fourth time this year! 22 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,370 We gotta stop going to the same cons! 23 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,720 Megaplex! 24 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,720 I'm so excited I cannot wait! 25 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,820 You got company. 26 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,370 Whoooah! 27 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:38,130 Give him a spanky! There you go! 28 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,690 It's not 3D! 29 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,660 Yeah, err... 30 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:19,490 he gave it to me as... 31 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:20,930 Those are so cute! he gave it to me as... 32 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,200 he gave it to me as... Yea, it's amazing. We have to drink with our pinky out! 33 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,930 Yea, it's amazing. We have to drink with our pinky out! 34 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:28,250 And it's a great vintage: Last month! 35 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:28,360 Hiii!!! And it's a great vintage: Last month! 36 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,490 Hiii!!! 37 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,000 Many.... cameras on me, you know... Oh god! 38 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,090 no... Oh no... NO! 39 00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:37,940 No, don't use those... 40 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:41,390 No, don't use those..... AHHHHHH!!! 41 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,380 God! 42 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,420 I'm drinking Barefoot White Zinfandel 43 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,980 It is the finest wine that was produced this month! 44 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,270 When you drink it you must drink it with the pinky out 45 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,270 Allright! Cheers! 46 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,250 Cheers! 47 00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:26,920 Do it again! 48 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,920 DO IT AGAIN! 49 00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:33,850 How are you doing? 50 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,600 I suck at bowling! 51 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:39,360 Ohh, but you're from Germany, you should be good at this! 52 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,480 *chirp chirp* 53 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,650 Das ist Zensiert, das ist nicht... (This is censored, this is not...) 54 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,650 Hier gibt es nichts zu sehen. Kommen Sie mit! (Nothing to see here. Come with me!) 55 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,960 Kommen Sie mit. Hier gibt es Bier. (Come with me! There is beer!) 56 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,460 Das ist Fußwein! (This is feetwine!) 57 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,630 ist Fußwein! (Is feetwine!) 58 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,300 Ist wahr... ja... (It's true... yes!) 59 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,890 Will you bowl tonight? 60 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,620 Will you bowl tonight? 61 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:34,990 NEIN! Nein nein, ich bowle nicht (NO! No no, I'm not bowling) Will you bowl tonight? 62 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:37,300 NEIN! Nein nein, ich bowle nicht (NO! No no, I'm not bowling) 63 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,330 Ja, you will bowl! 64 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,740 Nein, nein nein. Kein bowlen! (No, no no, no bowling!) 65 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:40,210 Yes you will! Nein, nein nein. Kein bowlen! (No, no no, no bowling!) 66 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:40,520 Yes you will! 67 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,020 Nein! 68 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:41,360 Yes! Nein! 69 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:41,610 Yes! 70 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:41,840 Nein nein! ähh... ich bin zu... (No no! Ehh... I'm too...) Yes! 71 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,630 Nein nein! ähh... ich bin zu... (No no! Ehh... I'm too...) 72 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:44,530 zu alt! (too old!) 73 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,740 Zu alt, zu alt, zu alt! (Too old, too old, too old!) 74 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,680 It's the Big Blue Camera. It's always there! 75 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,690 He keeps it in his pants! Do you think that 76 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:02,690 bulge is something else? 77 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,220 Uh, das ist für alles meine deutsche Freunde! (This is for all my German friends!) 78 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,260 Wir sind hier in, ehhh... (We are here in... ehh...) 79 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:16,460 In de Bundesstaat Florida, mit de Alligatoren und de... (In the state of Florida, with the Alligators and the...) 80 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,130 [PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND] In de Bundesstaat Florida, mit de Alligatoren und de... (In the state of Florida, with the Alligators and the...) 81 00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,650 [PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND] de... de... schwarze Mann hier, und... (the black man here, and the...) 82 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:22,510 de... de... schwarze Mann hier, und... (the black man here, and the...) 83 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:28,610 und ehh... die traffic lighten mit der grüner (and ehh, the traffic lights with the green...) 84 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:33,640 und rot. Uhm, aber ich nicht (and red, uhm, but I'm not...) 85 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:38,020 rot und grüne ist rot oder grüner und.... (red and green is red or green and...) 86 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:41,710 und yellowen, ehh... (...and yellow, ehh...) 87 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:42,910 Hello! 88 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,080 [ELEVATOR RINGS] 89 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,910 Caution! Wet floor! 90 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:20,430 What the hell? 91 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:21,490 It's a Bad Dragon toy! 92 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:21,800 It IS a Bad Dragon toy! It's a Bad Dragon toy! 93 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800 It IS a Bad Dragon toy! 94 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,170 It's like: "Not a life saving device!" 95 00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,940 I can see Bad Dragon having something like this! 96 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,220 They call it the... 97 00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,440 Tenting Special 98 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,810 Oh, what do we have here? 99 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,560 Uhm... 100 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,730 Uhh, ok... 101 00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:58,770 I should be able to do something with this 102 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,950 Okay, there's a lot of people 103 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,950 on FA who's be really getting 104 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:13,950 into this right now. 105 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,950 Hey Gideon! Hi! 106 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,470 We're streaming! 107 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:39,300 We are streaming? 108 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,370 Are we streaming? 109 00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:41,550 We are streaming! 110 00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:42,370 [Audience yells] We are streaming! 111 00:22:42,370 --> 00:22:44,120 [Audience yells] 112 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,450 So the intertubes are... 113 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,450 [extreme echo] watching us! 114 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,120 Hey! 115 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,120 [laughter] 116 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:54,650 Funny! 117 00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,520 Everybody, it's Willy Wonka! 118 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,320 Willy Wonka, he is 119 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,670 here to welcome you to 120 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:13,350 Megaplex - The Candy Factory! 121 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,150 It's Megaplex 13 122 00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:17,150 welcome, did you guys have fun so far? 123 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,150 [audience cheers] 124 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,920 By the time I pulled the plug 125 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,920 last night's count 126 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920 was last year's total attendees. 127 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,950 We are bigger than last year already! 128 00:23:32,950 --> 00:23:35,370 We'll go over those numbers at the end of the convention. 129 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:37,370 Mary Mouse? Want to come up here real quick? 130 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,920 Everybody, this is Mary Mouse! 131 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,050 Thank you Mary. 132 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,650 Hi! 133 00:23:46,650 --> 00:23:48,300 Mary came to us 134 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,300 from Ohio, 135 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,570 she does the Certified tags, 136 00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:51,650 Will 00:23:52,650 available this weekend? 138 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:54,650 Oh yeah. 139 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,350 I saw them on display in the dealers room 140 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:58,770 it's like up the wall and around the ceiling. 141 00:23:58,770 --> 00:23:59,870 The whole dealers room! 142 00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:01,870 The whole dealers room is certified at this point. 143 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,870 We're glad you're here, 144 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,650 Thank you so much for coming! 145 00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:07,650 I'm so happy to be here, this is great! 146 00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:09,650 As I was telling Mary, we do our very best 147 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:11,650 to make sure everybody's happy 148 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,720 And that you'll wanna come back as a dealer next year 149 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,170 Our other guest of honor just arrived 150 00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:22,200 and we remember somebody went 151 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,200 totally spastic at closing ceremonies 152 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,770 last year when we announced that 153 00:24:25,770 --> 00:24:27,170 Tani DaReal's gonna be here! 154 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:29,170 Tani, wanna come up here real quick? 155 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:37,620 We'll get your microphone real quick. 156 00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:41,920 Did you have a good flight into Orlando? 157 00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,920 Yes, actually we did! 158 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,020 We used all the bad luck on our flight to Anthrocon, so... 159 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,370 it was really a good flight. 160 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,720 Bad luck for AC, good luck for Megaplex. 161 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,670 Absolutely! 162 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:53,350 I'm not gonna tell Uncle Kage that 163 00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:55,350 who's not in his chair right now. 164 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,850 This is your first time in Florida, right? 165 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:00,670 Yes, it is! 166 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:02,270 Are you liking Florida? 167 00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:04,270 We've just been here for 168 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,550 one and a half days, and we already 169 00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:06,970 love it, seriously. 170 00:25:06,970 --> 00:25:07,470 Great! 171 00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:09,470 We're also really fortunate to have 172 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:11,470 some really great additional 173 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,300 guests that are going to be here, 174 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,300 FoxAmoore, come up! 175 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,300 [audience cheers] 176 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,300 He's our Guest of Honor from last year! 177 00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:21,800 Also, 178 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,800 Cheetah, if you could come up here real quick, 179 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800 one of the chairmen from 180 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,800 Eurofurence is joining us this year! 181 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:31,120 [audience cheers] 182 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,120 BigBlueFox is also running around 183 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,100 with a camera, he's right here, 184 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,820 He's also DJ for our 185 00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:37,820 Megaplex.de dance 186 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,820 on Saturday night, 187 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:42,520 Do you guys have anything to say real quick? 188 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,670 I just kinda seem to stay away from you all 189 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,050 It's a real pleasure to be here again 190 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,120 Hi everyone, again! 191 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,120 Cheetah, want to say hi to all the Florida furs? 192 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,950 Hi there, nice to meet you all! 193 00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:03,350 I really feel like I don't belong up here 194 00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:06,020 I'm not contributing that much to the con. 195 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,020 I'm just getting drunk and 196 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,900 hopefully not creating any trouble for you 197 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,300 Nah, I don't think so! 198 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,820 How many of you are looking forward 199 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:16,170 Megaplex.de dance on Saturday night? 200 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:18,170 [audience cheers] 201 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,170 I guess you contribute! 202 00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:22,170 Oh yeah, 203 00:26:22,170 --> 00:26:24,170 BBF and I are going to be here on 204 00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:26,170 this stage probably? 205 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,970 And we're going to hit the play button for you guys! 206 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,620 We'd really appreciate if you come over on Sat. night 207 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:36,520 and just dance with us and have some fun. 208 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,520 We have one final thing 209 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,400 that I agreed to, and I really regret it, 210 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:43,950 We're going to actually start 211 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:46,570 our charity fundraiser now. 212 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,570 at the close of opening ceremonies. 213 00:26:48,570 --> 00:26:49,900 Here's the deal: 214 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,900 I don't know if Uncle Kage is around, I don't see him. 215 00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:55,300 He's probably still eating. 216 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,350 Here's what happened: 217 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,350 We had a staffer that came up with this 218 00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:01,100 crazy idea: 219 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,850 What if we could start raising money 220 00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:05,950 early, what could we do to our conchair? 221 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,100 and... 222 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,470 they got me really drunk. 223 00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:14,050 That doesn't take much! 224 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:15,270 It doesn't take much. 225 00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:16,850 But they found a pink 226 00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,850 pyjama-bunny suit from 227 00:27:18,850 --> 00:27:20,850 A Christmas Story 228 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,850 So here's the deal: 229 00:27:24,850 --> 00:27:27,100 If you guys can raise $500 230 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,500 before we end closing ceremonies, 231 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,100 I'll be wearing the bunnysuit 232 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,100 for the next hour. 233 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,600 If you raise $1000 234 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,600 I'll be wearing it all day. 235 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,600 If you raise $2000, 236 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,600 allday today and tomorrow. 237 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,200 If you raise $3000, 238 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,620 I'll be wearing it 239 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,300 all through the con 240 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,000 as long as registration is open, up to 241 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,570 closing ceremonies. 242 00:27:49,570 --> 00:27:51,570 If for some reason, you guys manage to 243 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,570 to raise $12000, 244 00:27:53,570 --> 00:27:56,020 Uncle Kage has agreed to wear the bunny suit! 245 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,020 [audience cheers] 246 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,320 And if for some miracle we manage to raise 247 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,320 $15000, FoxAmoore 248 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,700 has agreed to perform a concert in it. 249 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,700 [laughter] 250 00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:13,920 Yeah, staff is already starting! 251 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,520 If you guys wanna start donating, 252 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,200 if you hit $500 253 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,200 within the next few minutes.... 254 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,200 I've got to wear this pink bunny suit. 255 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,800 And it ain't pretty, 256 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800 it's really bright pink. 257 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:32,920 Okay, you guys start counting! 258 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,550 Okay guys, you don't have to rush all at once! 259 00:28:43,370 --> 00:28:44,600 This isn't Anthrocon, 260 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600 you don't start throwing money over the stage! 261 00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:56,850 Alright... 262 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,850 another $100? Okay.... 263 00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:02,150 Keep coming, because we're trying to remind 264 00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:04,150 this is all going to C.A.R.E! 265 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,820 [AUDIENCE CHEERS!] 266 00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:27,470 Alright, so apparently we already raised over $1000! 267 00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:32,420 I'm stuck in this until the closing of reg today.... 268 00:29:32,850 --> 00:29:34,320 Again, if we raise $2000, 269 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,600 I'll put it back. I take it off at 7... and 270 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,980 I'm not going through my neighborhood dressed like this! 271 00:29:42,170 --> 00:29:45,240 We're gonna keep the count. Thank you so much for the donations 272 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,960 for C.A.R.E., I think they're gonna be really surprised 273 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,900 We only raised $4000 total last year 274 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:52,430 it'd be really great if we could hit $8000 for them. 275 00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:53,960 That would double it. 276 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,610 What? 277 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:58,910 $1248,50 is what you guys have raised so far! 278 00:29:58,910 --> 00:29:59,170 [CHEERING] $1248,50 is what you guys have raised so far! 279 00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:00,000 [CHEERING] 280 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,190 Allright, so thank you so much... [CHEERING] 281 00:30:00,190 --> 00:30:02,190 Allright, so thank you so much... 282 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,010 Welcome to the Candy Factory! 283 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,010 [CHEERING] 284 00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:10,600 Everyone: Go have a good time! 285 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,920 beautiful moments as well coz there's lotsa stuff happening! 286 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,530 Here we are at Megaplex 287 00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:46,530 Where shall I go? What should I do? 288 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:49,050 I don't know. Help! Somebody help me please 289 00:30:49,050 --> 00:30:50,960 I can't make up my mind, there are so many things 290 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,690 to do and so many places to go! 291 00:30:52,690 --> 00:30:55,520 I cannot believe what I just saw: And this 292 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,850 This con... yeah, this con! 293 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:00,850 trust me on this 294 00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:03,080 We believe you! We're ready to believe you! 295 00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:37,560 *beep* 296 00:33:37,940 --> 00:33:38,620 Rawr! 297 00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:28,450 Look! A distraction! 298 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,850 Aww, damn! 299 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:51,210 It's so amazing, I don't know what to... 300 00:36:51,970 --> 00:36:54,610 It's so amazing... 301 00:36:54,610 --> 00:36:54,700 You have funny face! It's so amazing... 302 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,460 You have funny face! 303 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:03,010 You have nobody else to bother? 304 00:37:03,010 --> 00:37:05,220 My red battery light is blinking at me... 305 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:07,930 I burned my whole battery. And you gonna win 'cause I have nothing left. 306 00:37:37,550 --> 00:37:41,020 Everyone, walk away! Hotel! Hotel! 307 00:37:46,570 --> 00:37:48,460 The ballpit is real! 308 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,680 Hi! Get in! 309 00:37:56,810 --> 00:37:57,650 I've been in! 310 00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,170 What? 311 00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:00,340 I've been in! 312 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:02,340 Dive in there, like a pool! 313 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,580 Hello! 314 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,780 Hi! 315 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,020 Don't worry! 316 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:25,540 I'm actually dressed normally 317 00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:29,320 Your video recorder and thing you watch it on, your Laptop... 318 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,740 it got color going wrong, don't worry. It's not me! 319 00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:35,740 It's all on you. all! 320 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,280 No! No no! 321 00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:26,700 You can't see me. I'm invisible! 322 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,080 Key Lime Pie, and 323 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,520 Cheesecake, and Chocolate Cake... 324 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,600 and ice cream and a lot of sugar! 325 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,100 Enough for everybody 326 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,980 And here he comes... 327 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,880 Nooo! 328 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,800 Is there a residency for DJ's at furcons? 329 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,500 I'm not a DJ. I know a guy, I think... Is there a residency for DJ's at furcons? 330 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,020 I'm not a DJ. I know a guy, I think... 331 00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:13,360 You know a guy... You know a guy named Tekfox? I'm not a DJ. I know a guy, I think... 332 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,600 You know a guy... You know a guy named Tekfox? 333 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,240 Yea... 334 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,640 Score! 335 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,060 That was a good one! 336 00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:00,580 Lewis... 337 00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:03,600 Lic...Kiss him Lacy, kiss him! 338 00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:22,140 Well, I haven't drank enough to say... 339 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:12,300 Megaplex con is tired con 340 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,300 Thank you! 341 00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,820 Oh god. Why are you doing this? 342 00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:00,800 Oh my god. Who is this? 343 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:29,900 It's this guy... 344 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,220 This guy searches the world for me and finds me in Florida! 345 00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:35,600 Of all places... 346 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000 The god damn swamp hell of the United States 347 00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:40,320 It's not that bad! 348 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:40,760 Hey, this state was built on swamps and now we are floating on them. It's not that bad! 349 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,120 Hey, this state was built on swamps and now we are floating on them. 350 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,820 Oh god yes!!! 351 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:47,200 Ahhhh.... 352 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,060 I love the smell of technology!!! 353 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,060 Ahhhh!!! 354 00:53:52,060 --> 00:53:53,540 It's great! 355 00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:55,540 He's drunk! 356 00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:59,340 Now your camera is fucked! 357 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:55,100 Aaaahhhhh! 358 00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:29,560 Hiii!!! 359 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:48,600 *BOOP* 360 00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:56,160 WHYYY? 361 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,220 GO AWAY! You! You! Get out of here! 362 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:01,220 Stop it! Why? 363 00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:08,140 Imma sitting here and be boring! 364 00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:12,820 They'll go away eventually. I know they go. 365 00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:17,260 Someday... maybe...? 366 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,020 Again... 367 00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:24,970 Kryphos... You can help me! 368 00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:27,380 Yes, come over here and be fuzzy! 369 00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:29,240 They like filming fuzzy things 370 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,770 Not me! Noo! 371 00:57:32,010 --> 00:57:33,150 I know... 372 00:57:33,390 --> 00:57:34,440 *yelp* 373 00:57:35,730 --> 00:57:37,950 Yes, yes you come here... you come here... 374 00:57:41,090 --> 00:57:41,730 No... 375 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,410 Film fox, not me! 376 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,860 Him! 377 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,370 Stop it! 378 00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:59,420 What do you want from me? 379 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,960 Say: Welcome to Megaplex! 380 00:58:50,810 --> 00:58:52,170 [SQUEAKS "WELCOME TO MEGAPLEX"] 381 00:58:53,090 --> 00:58:54,350 That was good! 382 01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:45,260 [SQUEAKING] 383 01:02:16,430 --> 01:02:19,020 This is fucking bullshit! 384 01:02:20,550 --> 01:02:21,760 I've never heard this tune... 385 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:21,950 I'm gonna play an Alice Cooper song I've never heard this tune... 386 01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:23,950 I'm gonna play an Alice Cooper song 387 01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:27,180 ?? I don't know how to play... ? 388 01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:08,960 I'm used to play it with a giant bodyframe, this is kind of... 389 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,530 I'm like... 390 01:03:09,530 --> 01:03:10,360 Definitely a learning curve. You know, from this to this... I'm like... 391 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,630 Definitely a learning curve. You know, from this to this... 392 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,420 I'm used to punk rock, I'm already down here. 393 01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:41,820 Now sing! 394 01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:42,020 No! Now sing! 395 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:42,180 No! 396 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,870 My throat is shut to shit 397 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,520 I am not being recorded 398 01:05:03,370 --> 01:05:04,020 Nohoo 399 01:05:11,050 --> 01:05:12,140 You suck! 400 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,880 Why are they recording when I'm out of suit? 401 01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:22,160 How is the con so far? 402 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:22,920 What? 403 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,920 How is the con so far? 404 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,920 Good! 405 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,560 It's a very good time, I'm having lots of fun! 406 01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:36,640 I feel like I'm getting contact drunk 407 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,830 Hello internet world. Welcome to Megaplex 2014! 408 01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:58,160 Prggr..ffft... not again! 409 01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:33,880 He tried to outrun a Husky. Hah! 410 01:07:41,110 --> 01:07:42,740 So much blackmail material! 411 01:07:56,790 --> 01:07:59,200 The ultimate golden retriever thing... 412 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,540 ...a thousand balls! 413 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,980 Look, he was here. It's evidence! 414 01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:33,280 That's what the thing is about furries. It's all about evidence! 415 01:08:33,340 --> 01:08:34,950 Oh no, now he's gonna... 416 01:08:34,950 --> 01:08:37,060 And look at this guy, he is following people... around.... 417 01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:37,700 Yep, yep And look at this guy, he is following people... around.... 418 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:38,730 And look at this guy, he is following people... around.... 419 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,620 Can I get that in stereo? 420 01:08:51,550 --> 01:08:52,490 Gay! 421 01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:04,710 Oh... Whoops! 422 01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:08,360 Dead lion... Dead lion... 423 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,020 It's a delion! 424 01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:11,480 Aaaahh! 425 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:28,280 It's just gonna lay there. Fine! 426 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,740 Where's the new suit? 427 01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:41,590 What? 428 01:09:41,590 --> 01:09:43,590 [Manic laughter] 429 01:09:46,270 --> 01:09:47,720 Raaahr! 430 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,720 [still laughter] 431 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,120 Oh, his reflection! 432 01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:54,940 I can sneak away...