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This guy touched me!
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I need an adult!
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He touched her!
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On the....
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This guy beeped her on the nose!
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Booped her right on the nose.
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I need a jar!
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Oh, hello!
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I'm here so...
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the exchange of the porn.
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The exchange of the porn.
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Sorry, porn doesn't exist.
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Oh, of course not.
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I said the exchange
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of the artwork.
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You looked at me into my eyes, that's
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so nice of you.
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Ehat?
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You mean these?
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What color are my eyes?
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Yeah right, I have eyes!
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How's you doing eh?
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Going well! What's that?
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Flatspawts!
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You're back here again, I haven't eaten you enough?
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Nope!
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No? Really?
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Yeah!
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Let me just run you down
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my body. Look at that!
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Naarrrrrr!
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Hi!
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Food!
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Hello Deutschland,
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das ist...
This is...
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Ich bin Onkel Kage, ich bin hier
I'm Uncle Kage, I'm here
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in Motor City Furcon,
at Motor City Furcon,
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mit meinem
with my
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Wasser, das ist kein Sake
water, this isn't Sake
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Nein, das ist kein Sake,
Nope, that's not Sake,
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da ist eine Bar hier.
There's a bar here.
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BBF, how did you get so tall?
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Why are you wearing platform shoes?
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Dude, it's okay. We're all short.
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Okay? We don't have to pretend to be tall anymore.
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Shit, now I'm tall!
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Noooooooo!
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How's the weather down there, children?
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Would you like a candy bar?
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Just come to MCFC.
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Get in your time machine, come back to 2018,
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and you can have one for a small donation
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for charity.
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Hi everybody!
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Thanks for watching YouTube!
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Have you ever been to a Hilton hotel?
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My dad runs a dealership.
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You can't arrest me.
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I'm an American citizen.
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This is how we do it in America.
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Do you like country music?
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Two pads!
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Two pads!
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Three pads!
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Is that Goldi?
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No, it's not.
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It's Guiness.
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I can see you through my mouth, Renard Thatch!
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Na-HAH!
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I can see
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through my secret viewpoint
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Renard Thatch is...
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NAAAHH!
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It's gonna be a delicate operation.
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No, it's like Pilates.
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This is my Pilates class.
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Oh no!
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Oh no!
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I need to make sure
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all of the photographers are done.
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This is literally
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if you came to my Pilates class
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you could get this except for....
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Coming to you live from MCFC 2018
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it's me! Thanks for watching!
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Don't forget to subscribe!
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Yeah, don't forget to subscribe...
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to me! Not this guy.
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How you doin'?
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I didn't do it!
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You broke it!
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It was broken when I came here.
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You broke it!
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No booping the snoot!
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Boop this snoot!
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There you go!
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Aaaaah!
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There. Don't boop this snoot!
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Roar!
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Raaahr!
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Deeetroit!
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No, nooo....
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Noooo! Stop booping!
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Noohoooo!
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It's Saturday night at
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MCFC 2018 and we're having fun!
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No, Blue, no!
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Not at 2 in the morning!
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You'll only incriminate me!
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Look you're on cam!
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Turn around this way!
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Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem!
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MCFC,it's like...
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3 in the morning!
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*Scooby Doo noises*
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Is that a video or a picture?
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It's video.
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Oh shit!
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Oh, who's that?
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Me?
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Who's that?
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I'm trying to figure that out,
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I think he wants to fight me but
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he's not coming out from the other side!
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He's not there.
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Can you help me open this thing?
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Maybe you should just kick it in.
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Oh, I'm not gonna touch that! Nope!
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Not touching it!
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Not touching it! It wasn't me!
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IT WAS NOT ME!
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It wasn't me!
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Hi! How you're doing?
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How you doin?
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What is that?
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I'm gonna boop it. Can I boop it?
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Imma boop it!
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I'm not food.
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He's food. Eat him!
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I am?
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Yes.
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Look, his badge is a waffle!
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Yes. He's not...
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There you go. We did it!
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Nomnomnom!
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We completed Science.
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I'm good at that!
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It's about Science, right?
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Yeah, okay. Good good.
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I have this effect on men everywhere.
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Are you ready?
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It gets smaller.
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You touch it, and it gets smaller.
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This is the effect I have on men.
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But if you want to see what else it does,
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Okay, so, the staff, this is the trick:
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You go: "Bugga bugga bugga!"
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Tadaaaah!
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Like I'm a Magician, but I suck.
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And I'm good at it.
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I like the articles, okay?
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The articles and the anatomy,
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but there's this guy saying hello!
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Point to him. Hi!
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You see that guy?
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Hi! Welcome to us here.
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Motor City Furry Con...
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Back up, security here. Back up.
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I was about to say, that sounds
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very much like a ...
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Hey, the Paparazzi are here.
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Hello!
-Hello!
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Salute!
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It's Germany.
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Afternoon!
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It's "Guten Tag!"
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Yes. Guten Tag!
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Omnomnom!
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Nohmnohmnohm!
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Wait, this is Italian pasta so
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how would Italians say it?
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Drachetto!
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It'd be like: "Nuhm nuhm nuhm!"
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You have to have the hand with that.
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Il Nomme! Il Nomme!
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Il nomme!
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Il nomme da Pasta di Fredo!
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[Let's skip that "Mine!"-Loop for once!]
Signed, the editor
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Oh wait, you don't have a fursuit!
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Hi!
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Is it in far enough?
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Feels good, oh yeah!
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The hot dog is stuck in his...
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It's right here!
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Hang on, maybe I can get it out!
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Well, you can keep the tip!
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Meow?
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Meow!
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We were talking about
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how he's having
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a midlife crisis.
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Yes, it's a crisis!
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Monday, my crisis was I ran out of Bourbon!
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That's my midlife crisis!
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Ran out of Bourbon!
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When he runs out of alcohol he actually gets a hangover.
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I'm not having a hangover
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because I'm not gonna get sober!
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You get hangovers when you're sober,
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That's bullshit. Oh, I said
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the Bull-word. Sorry. You get
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hangovers when you're sober.
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I'm not getting sober.
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That's why I'm not getting a hangover.
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There's someone behind you.
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Feels good!
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Aaah! Tastes like debauchery!
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It's video!
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Gawd, no! Gawd!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently auctioning off the military!
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How about Bad Dragon?
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We're not allowed to auction those off anymore,
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too many holes.
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*PLOP*
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OH! Champagne! I heard Champagne!
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Aaawww!
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*PLOP!*
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No alcohol for you, Alkali!
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No alcohol for Alkali,
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we already made that mistake!
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What are you talking about?
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Don't just spoil my booze!
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The last item, which
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for some reason is out of order,
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slot 1833, I don't know how
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it got out of order...
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NO, YOU DO!! NOW SHUT UP! DUDE!!
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Mystery Poster number 4.
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I have $100 in the front row
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for the MCFC 2018
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charity auction benefiting to these people
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What the hell?
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I have an opening bid of
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$100.
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I have 200...
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Nooo....
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[chants] Turn around! Turn around!
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[excited screams]
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HEY GUYS!
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I'M THE MAN FOR ONCE!!
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YAAAYY!
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Can't say the same about him tho!
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So, because apparently the auctioneers have
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been either poorly or legally obliged
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to leave the stage because they're about to throw up,
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we are going to begin the bidding
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for this lovely masterpiece
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featuring none other than your auctioneers
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for only $100.
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$200! To the man
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that has absolutely no dignity left in his life!
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$200. The signatures would be
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at least $300.
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$200 right now.
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What was that?
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Two-hundred-goddamn-fifty!
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$250 from the drunken man
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behind the curtain throwing up.
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[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
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$250 from the man behind the curtain!
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[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
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$250 from the man behind the curtain
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making sign language on the screen.
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$255!
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$255!
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We have $255....
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$275!
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$275 from the other man behind the curtain throwing up!
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[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
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$275!
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$275 for your fantasy of your most
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failfree historical ship in the fandom
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ever!
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$280 up front!
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Whoever gets this auction
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according to Goldenwolf,
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will also get the digital copy
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of this file!
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NO! NO! FUCKING NO! FUCK NO!
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$280 to
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....
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I'll kill him, you kill him!
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$280 for the....
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Alright, I committed murder!
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$280 for watching
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Alkali murder someone!
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$300!
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$300 for watching Alkali murder someone!
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$369 if Alkali
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[incomprehensible]
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[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
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$369 for Alkali to
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put it in his art room!
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You come back here!
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It's not my house, I don't care!
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00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,080
What? $400 for Alkali
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to put it up in his art room!
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I got so many fucking...
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$400 for Alkali
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to commit murder and
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put it in his art room!
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The fuck is going on?
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Are you getting a phone call?
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No, your dignity is not
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in your cellphone. You'll never find it.
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It's a masterpiece.
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Are you filming a nature documentary,
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is it that what's going on here?
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Can you open it please?
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00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,060
Wow!
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Hi!
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What's going on in there?
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00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:16,140
My voice is shite, it's been a
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wonderful weekend. Yeah!
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00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:33,900
This will be almost as crazy as
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seeing you outside of a con!
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00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,120
Hi!
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Hi!
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00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:47,440
Come snuggle with us...
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... forever...
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...and ever...
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00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,840
...and ever!
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00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:15,840
[Firr sings] All we need is...
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[Firr sings] Radio Gaga!
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00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:40,800
Thank you guys for coming to see your...
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00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:47,840
[Oddy plays "Careless Whisper" by George Michael]
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00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,880
No!!
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Our insurance doesn't cover blindness!
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00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,600
Firr?
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00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,360
What?
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00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:43,920
Firr!
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00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:44,420
WHAT?
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00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:45,860
I wanna get this goddamn show
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00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:46,800
show on the road!
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00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,300
I'VE BEEN STALLING FOR YOU!!
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Are we ready?
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We're still on hold.
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00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,540
No! NO!! NO!!!!
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00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,140
NO!! GODDAMN
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00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:05,140
NOOO!
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00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,660
Your call is important to us.
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00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,660
Please stay on the line and
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00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:13,660
it will be answered in the order
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00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:15,660
it was received. Thank you!
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00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:18,300
Your convention experience
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is important to us.
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00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:21,620
We know you have plenty of options when it comes to
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choosing your convention and we're glad you chose
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Motor City Furcon.
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00:57:25,620 --> 00:57:27,620
Please have a great day.
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00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:41,500
Careful, careful, careful....
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00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,340
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage:
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The Spanish Inquisition!
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00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,020
You have to point it at your face,
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00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:56,900
that's how microphones work.
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00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:58,080
I've heard that before.
367
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,980
Oh.
368
00:57:59,980 --> 00:58:01,980
Did I tell you that at a previous con?
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00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:04,820
Probably.
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00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:07,820
Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen,
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We had a wonderful weekend,
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00:58:09,980 --> 00:58:12,860
welcome to the closing ceremonies of MCFC.
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00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,480
I wanna thank you all for attending
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00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,040
you guys have been amazing this weekend.
375
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,940
Thank you so very much.
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00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:30,720
We'll try to keep this short and sweet,
377
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,460
and get around to everybody as quickly as we can.
378
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:36,520
and then let you guys have a wonderful evening party.
379
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,880
Let's move it on to Dez here.
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00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,980
First, we have two wonderful GoH's
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that I want to thank for everything they did this weekend.
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00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:50,860
Heather Bruton for all the amazing and wonderful artwork
383
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,120
that went into everything that came here
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00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,120
and of course Path Hyena for his
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00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,000
comedy event this weekend,
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00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,200
Thanks to both of you, are you guys here?
387
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,680
Hopefully...
388
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,540
...you're here...
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00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,620
No... they must be get....
390
00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:05,620
Oh!
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00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,780
Stop, I'm trying to be serious!
392
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:13,700
If you kill him, you take his job!
393
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:16,040
Welcome vice chair Path
394
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,040
to MCFC!
395
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,180
Seriously, both of them, thank you so
396
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:25,240
much for coming out
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00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,240
if either of you want to say something, this is your
398
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,860
final word in...
399
00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:30,860
here you go.
400
00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:32,300
Thank you so much!
401
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:34,960
It was tons of fun to do this
402
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:36,720
A lot of spirit,
403
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,880
people were super happy here,
404
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,520
there weren't a lot of issues,
405
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,000
from the convention runners perspective
406
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,320
that's a beautiful year!
407
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,040
That's gorgeous, thank you so much. Appreciated!
408
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,320
I'm just the one that herds the cats occasionally,
409
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,480
and I've always had that opinion of
410
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,480
if you guys don't know who I am
411
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,480
I've probably done my job right.
412
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,060
So....
413
01:00:00,060 --> 01:00:02,980
Apparently I need to be closer to the mike!
414
01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:04,980
Thank you, Oddy!
415
01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:06,980
He's the one that makes me sound good.
416
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,420
Kinda give a shout-out to this hotel.
417
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,640
For 10 years, there's been a fur con here.
418
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,440
It's been five years with us,
419
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,360
and before us, they
420
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,360
were the host of FCN for another
421
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,980
five years.
422
01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:24,800
Seems like a pretty amazing record for
423
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,720
the hotel that still manages to hold
424
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,720
us, put up with us,
425
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,720
and actually,
426
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,420
is part of our family
427
01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:35,620
as much as any of our staff
428
01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:37,460
and you guys.
429
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,460
I just want to give them a big
430
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:41,460
round of applause for that.
431
01:00:49,340 --> 01:00:52,340
This year we exceeded our numbers from last year.
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01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:54,120
Last year we were at 1289,
433
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,200
this year we made it to 1314.
434
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,040
And out of that 1314,
435
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,300
we had 80 sponsors
436
01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:06,340
I'm sorry,
437
01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:08,540
we had 606 sponsors!
438
01:01:10,220 --> 01:01:12,640
And we had 80 supersponsors.
439
01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:15,020
That's a lot of you guys!
440
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:17,780
I appreciate everyone coming out, supporting the con
441
01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:19,860
With everything
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01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:21,660
that you guys raised and
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01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:23,880
a contribution made by the con directly
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01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,700
I have a cheque here for Mark
445
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:28,700
for $12000.
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01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,960
You're amazing! It's you guys, thank you!
447
01:01:43,940 --> 01:01:45,440
Did I miss anything?
448
01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:49,000
That is so fucking awesome!
449
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,900
I just wanna thank you guys again,
450
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:52,780
this is gonna go a long way,
451
01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:54,780
for those that follow me on
452
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,780
I keep saying Facebook because I don't have time
453
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:58,780
for Instagram or... I don't know what the other...
454
01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:00,900
Twitter... so I post everything on Facebook
455
01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:02,900
because it's easy for me when I'm on the road.
456
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,960
We just purchased new sloth enclosures,
457
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,120
and a new Binturong indoor habitat
458
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,600
I had a fundraiser for that
459
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,720
we didn't meet the goal, this will
460
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,480
pay for the rest of those,
461
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,560
and then this wants to be used for rescuing
462
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,840
the other things that we do.
463
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,840
Thank you guys from the bottom of my heart
464
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,840
this is amazing. Thank you.
465
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,280
Next year's theme and GoH's
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01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,120
are still being finalized,
467
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,460
they will be announced shortly on the website,
468
01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:38,140
Twitter, Facebook...
469
01:02:38,140 --> 01:02:39,620
[Firr:] I accept!
470
01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:45,380
No, Firrkali!
471
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:46,700
We already had Alkali!
472
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:47,980
[Alkali:] NO!!
473
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:49,420
[Firr:] Someone draw that!!
474
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:50,420
NO!!
475
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:52,260
Gimme that!
476
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,180
Hey guys....
477
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,800
We made more money for the charity!
478
01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:23,700
And on that note:
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01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:25,700
A/V! Hit it!
480
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:29,200
[Monty Python's "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" plays]
481
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,940
This is Xzadfor using
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01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:35,680
BBFs camera to record something
483
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,680
completely worthless.
484
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:39,280
Why are you recording,
485
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,600
What value is this?
486
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,980
There is no value!
487
01:06:41,980 --> 01:06:42,780
There is just...
488
01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:44,100
Okay, you're turning on the light.
489
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:45,300
Why are you turning on the light?
490
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:46,600
And it's wasting batteries,
491
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:48,640
I'm seeing underexp....
492
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:49,320
...is using up...
493
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:50,520
He's got it set up so...
494
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,280
...help wasting...
495
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,280
I'm seeing underexposed.... like...
496
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,240
grid everywhere!
497
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:55,160
...using valuable tape...
498
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:56,600
No, this is not tape!
499
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:57,600
...for using valuable...
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01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,160
We're chippin! We're chippin!
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01:06:59,160 --> 01:06:59,840
...or using....
502
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:00,480
We're chippin!
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01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,320
...wasting energy...
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01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,720
We're chippin!
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01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:03,780
...it's gotta go big,
506
01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:05,780
You're gonna cause global warming
507
01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:07,020
from this recording!
508
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:08,340
IT'S GONNA DIE!
509
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:10,920
WE'RE GONNA KILL EVERYBODY HERE!
510
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,340
You are causing everybody to...
511
01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:13,140
I'm killing everyone,
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01:07:13,140 --> 01:07:15,140
I'm media.
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01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,580
Why are you so taaaaaall?
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01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:18,620
Go down!
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01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:20,740
Down!
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01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,340
Down!
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01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:23,980
You need to go down!
518
01:08:23,980 --> 01:08:25,040
You're a little kitty!
519
01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:31,180
You're a dog thing
520
01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:34,140
that likes to sniff buttholes and
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01:08:34,620 --> 01:08:36,440
drink out of a toilet.
522
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,800
Well, you all try to catch the little red dot
523
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,800
and you can't!
524
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:44,920
You....
525
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,920
your mom is a dog!
526
01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:49,240
You poop in a box!
527
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,200
You are a son of a.... Thank you!
528
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,300
Thank you!
529
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:56,300
At least I'm not a kitty!
530
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:58,300
At least I'm not a dog thing!
531
01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:01,180
Can't make up my mind!
532
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:02,380
Kitty!
533
01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:03,260
No!
534
01:09:03,260 --> 01:09:05,180
I'm dog hardware
535
01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,360
running on cat software.
536
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,400
That's what I am.
537
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,200
That's just as bad and you know it.
538
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,560
You know what? If I'm a kitty,
539
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,320
Imma take a nap.
540
01:09:23,220 --> 01:09:24,520
Kitty!
541
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:29,840
Kittykittykittykittykittykittykitty!
542
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:32,740
Kitty!
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01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:36,360
Roooll the kitty!
544
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:48,640
Kitty!
545
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,240
Kitty!
546
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,000
You're a kitty!
547
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,480
You're a kitty.
548
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,040
Why would you have to think about that?
549
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,040
You're a kitty!
550
01:10:01,220 --> 01:10:03,440
You're a kitty. You had to think about it.
551
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:05,860
Kitty.
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01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:12,120
Kitty.
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01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:14,120
Kiiitty.
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01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,440
Kitty.
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01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:20,320
Kitty.
556
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,420
Kitty?
557
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:24,320
Kitty.
558
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,400
Now kiss!
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01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,980
You're both kitties.
560
01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:36,500
I'm a fox!
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01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,060
I'm with you, they're kitties.
562
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:39,740
Kitties!
563
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:41,220
Kitty?
564
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:43,180
Kitty!!
565
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:33,720
Hah!
566
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,720
I'm top dog again!
567
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,720
Hahaaaa!
568
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,300
Yaaaayyy!
569
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,340
Everyone eats Kibbles.
570
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:46,340
You eat Kibbles!
571
01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:57,780
I'm gonna have
572
01:11:57,780 --> 01:11:59,780
rare steaks every day.
573
01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:01,140
Five times a day!
574
01:12:01,140 --> 01:12:02,660
You get Kibbles!
575
01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:04,360
You get Kibbles!
576
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,280
And you get hot dogs!
577
01:12:07,980 --> 01:12:09,640
Kibbles for everybody!
578
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:12,560
And I enjoy the steaks!
579
01:12:16,860 --> 01:12:17,660
You're pretty!
580
01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:19,840
You get one steak every day!
581
01:12:58,060 --> 01:12:59,860
Aaahhh Jesus!
582
01:13:00,140 --> 01:13:02,060
God damnit!
583
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:06,860
Yes?
584
01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:07,340
Yes!
585
01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:08,500
Your room is that way.
586
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:09,280
No, it's not.
587
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,280
There's a room party with coffee
588
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,280
and stuff that BBF is attending.
589
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:15,760
Somewhere there!
590
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,760
He was walking that way.
591
01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:25,780
You're like, the Cheesekat!
592
01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:27,780
Look! There's a cheese wheel!
593
01:13:29,340 --> 01:13:30,640
Around the corner!
594
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:39,940
Uhm....
595
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,740
No, it's.... could you...
596
01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:44,180
god damnit!
597
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:46,180
I'm trying... noo!
598
01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:48,180
Please, aaah!
599
01:13:54,260 --> 01:13:55,740
Nosebeeping!
600
01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:57,740
Ahhh!
601
01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,620
Yes?
602
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:10,580
Hello!
603
01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:12,180
Hello?
604
01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:13,860
I have no cheese!
605
01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:15,860
Aaaahhh!
606
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,360
Meow?
607
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:28,880
Why are you still here?
608
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,880
Meow?
609
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:31,720
No!
610
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:32,320
Mew?
611
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:33,260
Noooo!
612
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:33,980
Mew?
613
01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:34,640
NOOO!
614
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,460
Mew?
615
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:36,860
NOOOO!!!
616
01:14:36,860 --> 01:14:37,640
Bye!
617
01:14:40,860 --> 01:14:42,940
Are you still abusing the poor meerkat?
618
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:48,060
Here, now go away!
619
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:51,640
Oooh.
620
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,760
I dunno what this is but I'm good with it.
621
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,000
I've been bribed.