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Hold that rig,
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we're gonna take this inside!
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Okay!
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Cool!
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Got it!
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See you in a little bit!
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Okay!
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Hey guys!
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Hey, how are you?
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Good, how are you?
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Great!
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I gotta get this for insurance purposes.
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It's my own design!
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This is for the doc to see what happened
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when they drag you in there.
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I know, right?
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Hey Oddy,
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are you working out?
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What?
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You're looking awfully buff there!
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Thanks!
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I mean,
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it's like your arms don't fit your sleeves anymore,
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what's up with that?
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Are you pumping up inbetween shows?
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Uh....
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My voice is still the same, right?
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Is your right arm bigger than your left?
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I can't...
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Wow!
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We'll take that part out of the film.
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No, leave it in!
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I'll smack you in the eye with this,
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make a spectacle of you.
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Bonjour.
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Welcome to
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zee convention!
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Does your....
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...mother smell of elderberries?
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It has begun, I see.
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Yes, it has.
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Notice how I turned off the porn box
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before you got behind me.
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Oh god,
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it started to come back!
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Sorry, not sorry.
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That's what you get for living in America for too long.
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My name is furry Dez
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and I'd like to tell you all about the
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most amazing con!
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It's here,
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in Novi, Michigan,
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and we're going to be all about
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Monty Python this year.
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My name is Pandez!
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My quest
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is to drink from the holy growler.
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Let's find the holy growler.
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My favourite color
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is blue.
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No, green... aaaaahh!
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Someone knows what matters!
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That's not me, that's him!
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You're here!
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I remember you!
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And all of you!
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It's so good to see you again!
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I'm sober and it's weird!
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That is a bar.
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- A bar?
A bar.
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We'll use all these cups this weekend, right?
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This is stack 2.
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Stack 1 is in the room.
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And: for porn!
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2018!
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I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend,
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and especially a.... uh, aahhh!
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This guy is an awesome guy!
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I hope you enjoy it,
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Newcomers, I hope you enjoy...
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The cameraman wants to take my nose!
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Aaaaaaahhh!
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My shoulders! Why?
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Remember good mischiev!
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It's a clean and wonderful con!
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This is awesome.
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And I appreciate everything they have done
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for a lot of people!
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AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
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That's very heavily into the camera.
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Oh god, I've gone cross-eyed!
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Did you try to touch a camera?
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No, I....
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There are three laws
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against touching cameras:
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Rule 1:
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If the camera doesn't touch you, it doesn't want it.
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Rule 2 involves
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things we should not say on camera.
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That's very important guys!
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Rule 3
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involves the breast.
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Leave the camera's breasts alone.
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You'll get us in so much trouble, I'm telling you.
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Don't just film me drinking,
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also, are you just pointing it at my chest?
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I can't tell where you're recording.
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Turning your thing around...
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You're an ass!
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Most of the.... NO!
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That was the most technologically
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advanced cyclops!
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You're supposed to have a terrible sneak jack
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I'll have you know.
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No, I'm so sorry,
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Ooops, oh nooo!
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Oh my god, why?
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Why must there be pain in this world?
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Later I'll be licking this off my shirt.
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It's good Scotch!
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Can't get any worse!
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It can always get worse.
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You're wet as it is.
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Oh thanks.
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You always make me wet.
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I'll get the spray bottle out!
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It's beans!
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I guess, just beans!
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Hmmmmm...
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Calories!
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CALORIES!
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I'll have you with a fresh dinner!
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Father beans, and more beans!
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And basically beans on top of that.
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And did I mention beans?
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Beans calories!
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Rraaah-Hahaha!
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Look at this: Touch me!
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Oh touch me! Oh yes!
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I like it right here on the top!
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Now it's turning me on, too, hun!
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Yeah, I have no idea how
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this feels, but...
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...I've read this in books.
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Oh no!
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Whoah!
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Don't drink BBQ sauce!
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Only one drink and they can take my nose!
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Aaahh!
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He's got my nose!
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Eeey! Mine!
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Mine!
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Aaaah!
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Mine!
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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Get your own!
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Mine!
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Miiiine!
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Mine
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Mine
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Mine
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AAAHHHHH!
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Oh great.
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You almost killed me last year,
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not again! No!
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No!
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No boopin' the snoot!
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No booping the snoot!
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N... ooooow!
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Stop the light!
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Aaaah, the light!
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It's so bright!
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Just kidding, HI!
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My god!
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Why is it always me?
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Because you look so handsome!
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Wow, thanks!
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I'm handsome apparently.
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Do you think so with this wide angle lens close
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face, distorting my face I'm sure
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that's great!
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Oh god, I can see that!
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I can actually see that
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inside the lens, it's great!
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Yay, I'm....
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play a little peek-a-boo!
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Can I boop it?
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Can I boop it??
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Aaaaand
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Boop!
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Oh no, noooo!
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...keep my boop snoot face...
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Oh god!
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Just keep it save!
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I need an adult!
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The fox is attacking me!
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Aaaaaiiiiieeeee nooo!
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Yeah, okay!
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Imma go...
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that way! Bye!
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I love coming to cons just to see how
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fucking creative people are with their
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stuff, oh man,
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like you see some people that got these big ones
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commissioned before, then you got those
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that make their own rig,
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using the best Walmart material
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and Amazon specials,
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excuse me.
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OMG you taste like sugar,
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WTF?!
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Because I'm so sweet!
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Dammit!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I appologize
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for the late start, trying to get more people
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over here, it's Thursday, and I was just
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informed that we had two parties
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shut down so far, Guys,
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fucking cut it out!
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WTF is behind me?
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Bark, bark... barkbarkbark!
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He's alive!
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I want everyone to know there's a
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special hole on this cut-out
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that you can get aquainted with tomorrow
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at the charity!
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There's something wrong with
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about eight of you.
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Welcome to Mystery
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Science Theatre 3000
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a.k.a. Mistake!
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Here are the rules guys:
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This is MST3K,
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furry style!
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We're about to watch
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a movie. Your goal is to
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me and only me
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quit. The people at this table
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haven't signed the waiver because
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they're intelligent.
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When they quit you get a point,
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when I quit you win. If we make it
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through the movie, I win, right
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now the score is 5 losses
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Pandez, did you bring the
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count?
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We had him count,
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right now I've lost 5 times.
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3 were at this con.
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You guys can make drinking rules
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for this movie.
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Those rules can be anything
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from obscure to specific.
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Meeeeh!
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Middlefinger! Drink!
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Middlefinger, dr.....
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hold on, WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET!
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Don't care, drink!
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Okay, he doesn't care!
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Starting rules:
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Over here!
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What do you got?
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Whenever someone has a nose-bleed, finish your drink.
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Everytime you have to take a drink,
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you must be touching someone else.
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Touching rules!
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Everytime you get loud, you drink!
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I'm about to die!
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10 Euros!
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A German is making the rules!
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I'm terrified!
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Come on, you're brave!
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As a jew, I'm terrified!
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Everytime one of the panelists burps, you drink.
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I love you, Alkali!
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Guys, everyone:
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Dial 9, 1, and when I
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die, hit 1 again!
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Sexual tension!
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Three swords!
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Did you just make noise?
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I made noise!
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You're next, BBF,
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you're next!
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Is everyone having a good time?
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Fuck you!
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I don't know what you're into
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but not everything is sexual tension!
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Yes it is, we're furries!
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Sexual tension!
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That's a sunset!
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Sexual tension.
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How is a sunset... you are so...
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Sun is hot! Sexual tension!
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You are so German
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you're Scottish, you're...
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Xander.
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I don't know what I'll do next but
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I'll probably jerk off.
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Sexual tension!
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*BURRRP!*
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Drink!
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How are you doing?
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Middlefinger! Drink!
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I'm not bailing out,
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I have a tiny bladder. I shall return.
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Yeah, right!
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I'll be back!
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
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Thursday night, we just
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made $1000!
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You guys just made four fucking
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figures. Guys,
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this is why we are here!
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$1000 in the first 30....
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... within the first 30 minutes
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of this fucking movie.
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Oh, they're so generous, holy...
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Hi, what's going on guys?
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You tell me!
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There's alcohol in my alcohol!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, your first victim!
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Xander the Blue is calling it quits!
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Give him a huge round of applause!
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Guys, everyone on the panel,
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a cheers to Xander
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the Blue. We'll miss you!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Justin has to clear out
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that is two kills, congrats!
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Dude!
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Defeat him!
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I love how your shirt is just sodium.
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And Batman.
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Na na na na na na....
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OH THEY DIDN'T!!
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I can't feel my face!
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Oddy, do you have anything to say to the audience?
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*burp*
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I have decided to
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bail out because tomorrow
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I need to be alive.
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So guys, before opening
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ceremonies, you have raised
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$1187.65!
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Motor City Furcon
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is the spiritual successor
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of FCN, what I
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consider one of the greatest
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cons in the fandom history.
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Someone hug him now!
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Guys, $10.000 is not enough for this con.
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Let's make this happen.
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We're furries.
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We are the group
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that somehow joined together
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to have a convention
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00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:12,300
because we thought Don Karnage was hot!
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We are furries!
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And that means one specific thing:
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We know.
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00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:26,440
We know, and we don't fucking care.
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00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,800
You won!
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00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,800
Gentlemen, I don't know who was in there with me
372
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but you fuckers won!
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00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,960
A thousand fucking do... I...
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chair!
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Sexual tension!
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00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:47,340
There is no sexual tension!
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00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,340
Hold on. Sexual tension?
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00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:53,040
So...
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00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:55,020
there I was...
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00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,020
standing in front of a train,
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00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:59,020
as the train barreled towards me
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at 40.000 mph,
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00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,640
I thought "Oh my god, this is Back To
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00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,640
The Future." And I thought of our
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future.
386
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,920
So you killed me.
387
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:11,700
But I was into it!
388
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,400
I don't know why but I was totally into it.
389
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,400
I think it's your teeth.
390
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,720
Can you open your mouth?
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00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,420
I don't have teeth!
392
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:21,420
Okay, that's the hottest thing ever.
393
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,420
Don't forget one very important
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00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:26,060
thing: We do this for charity.
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00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:29,200
Every Furcon has a charity
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00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,180
they support and that is no different for MCFC
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00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,180
When you go to a con, doesn't matter
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00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:36,180
long it is before your previous con, remember
399
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:38,180
throw 1, 5 dollars in
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20 dollars if you have that kind of income,
401
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:42,180
do not forget, that is
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00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:44,180
why we're here, why we can continue
403
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:46,180
to come to these cons,
404
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,920
are you here for the charity?
405
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,920
You are totally gonna eat so
406
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,400
many animals!
I am!
407
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,400
I know!
408
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,400
Stitches! Hiiiii!
409
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,520
Guys, Murder is fun. Have fun!
410
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,520
Everything started spinning.
411
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,100
He's gay!
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00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,040
Here's the trick of all stress:
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00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,040
You take the stress, you shove it into
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00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,040
a ball,
415
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,400
I knew this is the only...
416
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,920
You mean mental pain?
417
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,920
I can't do as much as physical pain but
418
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,920
Let me show you. I'm gonna show you
419
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,920
Stress relief?
420
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:23,640
No, no!
421
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,640
I'll talk to Dez, he's a pharmacist!
422
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:26,920
That's true!
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00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,800
They're fitting those little pill bottles and
424
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,800
it fits perfectly
425
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,240
HI!
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00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,640
Don't ask me about drug things at cons!
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00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,860
I hear everything!
428
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:41,160
We all know this!
429
00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:45,140
Spam, spam-eggs and spam?
430
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,180
That's a real thing?
431
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,180
Spam spam spam spam....
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00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:52,400
I get into theme!
433
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,400
Even if it cost me $1.09!
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00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,900
SPAM!
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00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:58,900
Spam eggs and bacon!
436
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:00,980
Can I get just the eggs?
437
00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,980
But that wouldn't make it Spam, spam, spam....
438
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,700
Alright, I can get with this,
439
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,700
Nice camera, I love it, yeah,
440
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,940
Yes, okay, okay!
441
00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,240
Gosh!
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00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,720
You guys can't see it, but the poor
443
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,720
cameraman has to hold up the camera
444
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,200
like this above his head!
445
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,200
It's funny to me!
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00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,980
My face is up here.
447
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,440
The power of media and the camera.
448
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,780
Sitting there and staring at me.
449
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,500
It's bright.
450
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,500
It hurts. It burns.
451
00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:01,560
Hi, I'm Asian, I have technology!
452
00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:07,360
I am technologying right now!
453
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,360
I am being very productive with...
454
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,040
I swear I'm not hacking into the White House
455
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,480
Is that Hillary Clinton's secret email server?
456
00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:17,900
Where's the self destruct?
457
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:19,840
Uhm....
458
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,840
See here...
459
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,480
You hit this button,
460
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,480
then you hit
461
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,480
ugh...
462
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480
that button, and then a button
463
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,480
will appear that you hit
464
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,480
and then you click Yes.
465
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,340
Do you know what all these buttons do?
466
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,380
Every last one.
467
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,380
Which one is the self destruct?
468
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,940
Uhm....
469
00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,940
It's hidden away. Under the desk.
470
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:50,040
You have to get an errection to touch it tho.
471
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,900
What do you wanna do?
472
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,900
Do we stay or do we leave?
473
00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:30,900
I don't know!
474
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:32,540
What do we do?
475
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,680
I don't know. We're quitting.
476
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,220
Alright.
477
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:44,460
That's the beer guy!
478
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:46,460
Beer guy! YEAH!
479
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:52,100
[audience chants] Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
480
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:56,360
Where's Pandez?
481
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,980
I don't know where he is right now.
482
00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:00,860
How is registration doing out there?
483
00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:02,220
I've got no clue.
484
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:04,220
Do you have anything important to say?
485
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:06,780
We have things to say but I don't think
486
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,860
they're very important.
487
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:08,900
What's with all the questions?
488
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,780
I was not expecting the Pandez inquisition.
489
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,740
Nobody expects the Pandez inquisition!
490
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,740
[laughter]
491
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:25,460
Nobody expects the Pandez inquisition!
492
00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:31,020
I'll try that again!
493
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,840
Nobody expects the Pandez inquisition!
494
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,520
You know, I'm slightly frightened if
495
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,520
this is the way we're starting off!
496
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,380
Oh my god!
497
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,060
I wanna welcome all of you to
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00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:56,820
MCFC 2018:
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00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:59,740
The Search for the Holy Growler.
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00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,080
For all you guys that have
501
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,580
rejoined us from previous years:
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00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,020
Thank you!
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00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:10,020
For all you guys that are
504
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:12,020
here for the first time, you have no
505
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,020
clue what you're getting into.
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00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:19,680
We have two special guests joining us this weekend:
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First we have Heather Bruton.
508
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,640
Heather is an amazing artist and
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00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,640
her work can be seen in our dealer's room.
510
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,640
Please buy things.
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00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,640
And second, we have brought in
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00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,640
Path Hyena!
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00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:55,920
Hi everybody!
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00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,920
[audience:] Hi Path!
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00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,760
It works if you work it!
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00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,320
If you're in a fursuit and you're walking
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00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,320
down the halls, please do not
518
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,320
scratch the doors.
519
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,580
It's only been an issue once,
520
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:15,520
but we'd like to prevent it from being an issue again.
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00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,040
Do not chase the geese.
522
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,120
If you chase the geese,
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00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,120
they will fight back, and there's a good
524
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,780
chance you'll end up in the pond in the front.
525
00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:29,700
You wouldn't be the first person that has done so.
526
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:34,320
We still have stuff from 2015 and earlier.
527
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,560
Those who have sponsored:
528
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,560
It's in the sponsor's lounge.
529
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,120
Take it. We don't want it.
530
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,560
It's on a table. It says "Free stuff".
531
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,560
I believe they had a sign that said
532
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,440
Somebody said they had a sign there that said
533
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,040
"Free stuff, take this!" and they took the sign.
534
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,160
Free sign!
535
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,120
So like I said,
536
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,120
Let's keep this short, sweet.
537
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,240
We're not here to hear us talk, we're here to have fun.
538
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,240
So you all have a great
539
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,720
day, enjoy the con,
540
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,400
Enjoy this 1, 2....
541
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,400
5 day con!
542
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,800
3! 3? Oh, 3!
543
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,680
Have a great time, enjoy, and
544
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,680
feel free to say Hi if you see us wander around.
545
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:36,860
MCFC is officially open!
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00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,240
Oh, here we go!
547
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,680
This is.... this is....
548
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,680
You're supposed to boop it, I think.
549
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,680
Boop the tea?
550
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,520
Extra sugar.
551
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,520
I got it at Starbucks.
552
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:59,500
And we're back. That was a fox stretching.
553
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,520
Nothing's more fun than being put to his place.
554
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:15,180
No, why, what?
555
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,180
I'm not in a fuzzy suit.
556
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,180
There's so many, oh god,
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00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:21,180
I'm surrounded, oh man,
558
00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:23,180
I got idiot in stereo!
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00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,680
So weird.
560
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,680
We got 1, 2, 3, 4....
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00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,000
Wait!
562
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Maybe finally one of you gets my good side.
563
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,320
Which one? There is none.
564
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,320
There's none...
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00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,320
There's a bad side and a worse side.
566
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,420
How do you like it, huh?
567
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:41,780
Aah!
568
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,980
Aaah!
569
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,640
I can't even focus, I can't.
570
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:49,700
AAAHH!
571
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,540
Why are there so many?
572
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,540
Here, this is the cute one!
573
00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:55,540
There!
574
00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:57,540
Fursuiter! Act adorable! Do things!
575
00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:59,380
No, no! Wait! Wait!
576
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,000
Fine!
577
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:55,820
Can you hear me?
578
00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:58,220
With those ears? Can you hear what I'm saying?
579
00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:00,220
I whisper really loud.
580
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:04,580
You've got to hear with those ears.
581
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:42,840
The Drunkcoon!
582
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,840
No! I only had....
583
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,840
one....
584
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,540
drink.
585
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:49,540
One crate of beer.
586
00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:52,140
Excuse me. Drink! Only one DRINK.
587
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:54,140
Only one bottle of whisky.
588
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:56,140
Yes, one bot.... *laughs*
589
00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:57,880
Hahaaa!
590
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,080
Actually I just had some Crown and Coke.
591
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,320
And then a shot of Crown.
592
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,320
No, it's Captain Morgan, sorry.
593
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,860
Like the smell of my breath?
594
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:08,200
Aaahhh!
595
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,200
That's why my picture is green!
596
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:12,160
It is. What?
597
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,760
My picture is green.
598
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,540
Green?
599
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:16,540
Yes, from your smell.
600
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:18,540
No! No! No!
601
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:28,460
I literally just walked off the elevator.
602
00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:32,820
No.... no!
603
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,020
No, no....
604
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:22,780
Bat, is that my nose?
605
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,700
See, bat agrees.
606
00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:26,700
Noooo!
607
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,040
Oh my!
608
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,040
I'm tired, I'm... no.. noo....
609
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,440
That's really nice, you gotta stop!
610
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,880
You can't boop a drunk snoot.
611
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:06,880
Are you drunk?
612
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,480
Yeah!
613
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,400
Alright!
614
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,400
I thought you were just blue.
615
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,400
And that!
616
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,400
Why is this so bright?
617
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,400
Your filter's not working.
618
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,600
There you go.
619
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,420
Here's your chance!
620
00:50:18,420 --> 00:50:19,220
Take the boop snoot....
621
00:50:19,220 --> 00:50:21,220
No, I can't be booped!
622
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:22,320
Can't be booped!
623
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,640
I've never been subjected to this...
624
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,080
... level of trash here.
625
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,080
I'm just a sorry girl!
626
00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:33,440
I woke up this morning
627
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,440
and my tail was hanging
628
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,800
over, my tail is colored,
629
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,200
Alright!
630
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,240
Where's my panties?
631
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,640
Remember I wear panties
632
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,760
because I'm a racoon,
633
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,760
also because I'm male.
634
00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:54,160
Wait!
635
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,340
This is male!
636
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,580
Check this out buddy!
637
00:50:58,580 --> 00:51:00,280
Yes!
638
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,700
YES!!
639
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:03,580
You're as male as a couch!
640
00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:05,580
We're not all big, okay?
641
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:07,900
Come on, give me a break!
642
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:09,220
Sometimes....
643
00:51:09,220 --> 00:51:11,220
good things come from small...
644
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:15,460
Maybe....
645
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:18,140
Maybe we can do a little better in the
646
00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:19,700
"sorries" department
647
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:21,700
We make up for it, in other ways!
648
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,500
OTHER WAYS!
649
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,880
Dinner!
650
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,720
What are you eating?
651
00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:50,840
What I WAS eating
652
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,680
was chicken tenders, or
653
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,520
fingers as I call them because I'm a
654
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,520
heathen and I do not believe that tenders are
655
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,520
a good part of chicken, but the chicken
656
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,520
fingers and a salat because
657
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,520
lately I've been noticing
658
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,520
that there are absolutely no
659
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,120
standards when it comes to furries and
660
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,120
diets, so I'm trying to set an example for all
661
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,480
furries out there: If you're watching this
662
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,480
at home, or at Pizza Hut,
663
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,480
or at whatever restaurant that you think
664
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,480
is an acceptable
665
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,480
furry diet, get some
666
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,480
greens in you.
667
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,480
I promise you that greens
668
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,480
at a furcon will prevent you from
669
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,480
con crud of any sort. Also
670
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,480
it'll make you look classier than anyone else
671
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,360
that's a plus as well.
672
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,120
Nachtfuchs ist ein sexy Mann!
Nightfox is a sexy man!
673
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,120
I'm in trouble, I just know it.
674
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,440
Du bist ein dummer Amerikaner.
You're a dumb American.
675
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,240
Wunscht Du eine Frankosiss
Wood U like a Frenchish
676
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:44,360
Ist Belgiosisch.
is Belgish.
677
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,360
Belgikisch.
Belgiumique.
678
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:52,360
Er sind belsosisch Freuen!
He are Belgiquish happiness!
679
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,700
Ist nicht französisch.
Is not French.
680
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:56,480
Der französisch ist
The French is
681
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,820
homosexual.
682
00:52:57,820 --> 00:52:59,820
You would've gotten the viewers all, you know...
683
00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:01,820
hot and buggered if you started putting it
684
00:53:01,820 --> 00:53:03,820
in your mouth.
685
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,740
Ich habe meinen Wein, ich bin glücklich.
I have my wine, I'm happy.
686
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,940
Wine.
687
00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:12,500
That's what the doctor ordered.
688
00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:13,940
Wunderbar.
689
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:37,860
You do this with cats:
690
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,660
Can't get mad!
691
00:53:39,660 --> 00:53:41,660
Not touching you. Not touching you.
692
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:44,520
I'm not touching you.
693
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,520
Arrrrrr!
694
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,520
Grrrrrrrr!
695
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,360
Hi! I miss you! I miss all of you.
696
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,360
So beautiful!
697
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,200
He's cute!
698
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,320
He's what you should film!
699
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,760
You got the cuties now!
700
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,760
Look at how cute it is!
701
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,700
It's adorabl...mmmmmpppppffff!
702
00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:33,460
owo what's this?
703
00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:35,900
Aahm!
704
00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:38,100
Looks like a bunny.
705
00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,220
It's the infamous Oddy!
706
00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:49,160
Infamous?
707
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,380
I'm not infamous.
708
00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:51,440
Yes, you are.
709
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,820
You have your sticker on my...
710
00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:54,820
Oh my god you have an Audi?
711
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,820
No, I'm not that expensive.
712
00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:58,940
I wanna drive you so hard
713
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,500
I'd be putting my foot on that
714
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:03,980
clutch every frigging day!
715
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,100
I'm not chained to the table in there anymore.
716
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,420
Yeah, freedom! Whoooo!
717
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,740
How'd that happen?
718
00:55:20,740 --> 00:55:22,300
I walked out.
719
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,920
I said "Fuck this, I'm done!"
720
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,520
That means you quit!
721
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,120
No. No.
722
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,120
Mommah didn't raise no quitter.
723
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,640
You and your camera now.
724
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,640
Yeah, like BBF 2.0.
725
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,380
You'll replace him one day, right?
726
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,260
Hopefully not for a while.
727
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,420
You've been preparing.
728
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:05,560
Would you like a staff, it's high quality.
729
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,080
This is a nice staff!
730
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,080
I can use it for walking,
731
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,960
I can use it for beating...
732
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,540
Oh, oh, I am....
733
01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:15,540
I know what you're thinking!
734
01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:17,980
Fetch?
735
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:21,760
Hold on...
736
01:00:23,260 --> 01:00:24,000
I'm tangled.
737
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,080
I win, cause I'm tangled!
738
01:00:28,180 --> 01:00:29,280
I got a staff!
739
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,920
We who are about to die, salute you.
740
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:16,520
I said it at opening ceremonies, I'll say it... uhm.
741
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,020
Opening Ceremonies, oh boy.
742
01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:19,300
You said it at some point!
743
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:21,580
At some point at this con I said these words
744
01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:22,980
possibly not in this order:
745
01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:24,820
Do me!
746
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:26,220
It was a true statement.
747
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:28,140
I wanna be truthful for once.
748
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:30,300
Remember, if you can give, give.
749
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:32,180
If you can't, don't worry, enjoy the show
750
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:34,020
this one is for charity, once again:
751
01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:35,840
Our charity this year is the
752
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,120
Animal Magic guys, they take exotic animals
753
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,240
and make their lives better. Remember we are here
754
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,240
to help those who cannot help themselves.
755
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,040
And Kage is pointing at a dildo, ...
756
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,540
Yes!
757
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:47,220
Nice catch.
758
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:49,220
This is a secret between us and
759
01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,520
nobody else, okay?
760
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,700
Don't tell anybody else.
761
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:53,700
Don't tell anyone but me.
762
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,620
There is a change
763
01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:58,620
in Anthrocons dealer's
764
01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,620
room policies a few years ago.
765
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,760
And some excellent
766
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,760
dealers who were very good
767
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,760
we had to say, Guys,
768
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,760
we can't have you dealing anymore.
769
01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:11,060
And there's a reason why.
770
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:13,060
And I thought maybe I should come
771
01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:14,900
clean and explain why that
772
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:16,540
policy was put into place.
773
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:18,540
Because you bought them out!
774
01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,540
I wish.
775
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,500
It was a number of years ago,
776
01:03:24,420 --> 01:03:26,380
When I first arrive at AC,
777
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:29,360
There's a tradition
778
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,120
that has formed at AC
779
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,700
I have certain things I do
780
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:34,700
as a procedure. The first thing
781
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:36,700
I do is: Have my booze. Then I go
782
01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:39,420
over to the convention center
783
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,420
and I greet the Teamsters.
784
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:43,300
It's the ritual of the
785
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:45,300
greeting of the Teamsters
786
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,300
Teamsters Local 268 Pittsburgh.
787
01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:49,420
They're all waiting for me
788
01:03:49,420 --> 01:03:51,420
and it's like: "Oh hey guys!
789
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:53,420
Sam is here! Great to see you!
790
01:03:53,420 --> 01:03:55,420
Good to see you!"
791
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,280
This particular year it was like:
792
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,280
"Hey guys, Sam is here!
793
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,740
Hey, listen, Sam!
794
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:05,040
There's three pallettes of dildos with your name on it!"
795
01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:09,080
So you DID buy them out.
796
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,360
And I couldn't admit it.
797
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:13,200
Goddammit!
798
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,200
I'm like.... uuuhhhh.
799
01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:18,760
Oh.... hello B... oh!
800
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,460
Hi Germany, I'm sorry,
801
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:22,460
Guten Tag Deutschland,
802
01:04:22,460 --> 01:04:24,460
hier wir haben alles
here we everything have
803
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:27,500
die Furrien in Detroit
the furrien in Detroit
804
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,340
Wir haben alles de guten Timen,
We have every the good Zeit
805
01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:33,120
mit de Wein
with da wine
806
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,120
und der Sake und de Bier
and sa Sake and da beer
807
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,120
Das ist Amerikanische Bier
That's American beer.
808
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:41,280
Ja, ooh, ah,
809
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,160
Spreckes Asche de
????? ass of ????
810
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,900
verdammt grosse Jude hier.
the f!!king big jew!
811
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,900
Spreckers is amazing root beer!
812
01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:52,060
I'm just translating, say something else!
813
01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:54,660
I can't speak German, I can only translate it.
814
01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:56,660
Oh, wait, ahm....
815
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,020
Angela Merkel!
816
01:05:00,180 --> 01:05:03,060
Sexy, sexy times are abound.
817
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,500
Angela Merkel, or
818
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,500
Judge Judy?
819
01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:11,040
I'm guilty as charged.
820
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,040
Could you all imagine Judge Judy
821
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,040
as a .... what is that?
822
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,260
Is Deutsche!
It's German
823
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:19,260
How did you extract the blood out of
824
01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:20,620
my veins before...
825
01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:23,140
Oh, it says "Tien Long Chill..."
826
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,900
Oh, SWEET chili.
827
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:26,400
Are you calling me sweet?
828
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,200
I'm calling you sweet chili.
829
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,200
You must be cold.
830
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,200
I have been given a bottle
831
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,200
of apparently myself, it's even got
832
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,200
myself in, like,
833
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:36,920
noodle-form.
834
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,920
Alkali doesn't get his present
835
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,920
until we get $500, by the way.
836
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,680
The first year that AC
837
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,480
was in the convention center in Pittsburgh
838
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,360
the Teamsters were putting together the
839
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,360
art show and two of them
840
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,360
came up to me, doing this:
841
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,900
"Dr. Conway? Uhmmm...."
842
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,920
I said, "Yes?"
843
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,920
They said, "Uh...
844
01:06:02,780 --> 01:06:05,800
We were.... kinda wondering...
845
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,880
could we.... look at the art?"
846
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:10,780
I said, "Sure!
847
01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:12,780
Come on, I'll give you a personal
848
01:06:12,780 --> 01:06:14,780
tour, come with me!" and I walked
849
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:17,740
to the art show, to the courtain,
850
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:20,860
I didn't realize that THAT part of the art show
851
01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:22,860
was right there. I took them in
852
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,860
and said, "We got....."
853
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,380
Ever wonder what Anubis did after dark?
854
01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:33,660
And I just kinda said,
855
01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:35,660
"Some of our folks don't date much...."
856
01:07:03,380 --> 01:07:04,740
Hi, BBF!
857
01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:06,740
I'm sorry, I'm looking at you through
858
01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:08,740
a rose colored glass of wine.
859
01:07:27,660 --> 01:07:30,240
Could you help me out with some WoW stuff?
860
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,860
I forgot how to say "How do you mind fish" in Chinese.
861
01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,080
How do you what?
862
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,020
Mind Fish.
863
01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:39,020
You can't mind fish, you can fish fish.
864
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,840
Nooo???
865
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:48,600
Nope nope nope!
866
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,100
You need to nom. It's BBF.
867
01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:54,700
Should I....
868
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:56,000
nom it or
869
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000
noooooohhhhhm it?
870
01:07:58,500 --> 01:07:59,900
Well in that case,
871
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,100
I need a stein,
872
01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:04,060
but I shall pretend I have a stein to drink
873
01:08:04,060 --> 01:08:05,280
and then go,
874
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,280
Nooohmm!
875
01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:27,420
I might have had a bit to drink tonight,
876
01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:29,420
thank you Dr. Kale!
877
01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:34,300
Not moving too quick, are ya?
878
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,500
You're dragon your ass!
879
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,520
Did you just assume my age?
880
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,480
Because you didn't assume all the...
881
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,960
Yeeahhhh?
882
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,200
Why are you touching those?
883
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,040
Those are not for your touching.
884
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,920
Yes!
885
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,120
No they are not.
886
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,160
Yes!
887
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,160
No, they are not. They are
888
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,160
part of a...
889
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,160
I had too much to drink tonight, yes!
890
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:58,980
... dragon's dignity!
891
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:02,380
No, no, you're not supposed to do that.
892
01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:07,780
I'm not touching you!
893
01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:09,780
Not touching you anywhere!
894
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,200
Stop it!
895
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,200
I'm not violating anything!
896
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,600
Stop it! I need...
897
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,260
I need what they call an adult
898
01:09:17,260 --> 01:09:18,720
but I can't find any.
899
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,720
You don't need nothing cause I'm not touching you
900
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,480
so screw you and your rules,
901
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:24,580
all you fursuiters,
902
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:26,580
I'm not touching you!
903
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:28,460
You're pulling a
904
01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:29,340
"I'm not touching..."
905
01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:31,340
I'm not touching you!
906
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:33,460
Wait, no!
907
01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:35,460
Get that away, you're touching me now!
908
01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:37,460
Aaaahhhh!
909
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:38,140
Nooooo!
910
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:40,480
I am TOUCHING YOU!!
911
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,200
Is that BBF?
912
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,200
Hello Daddy, welcome to the
913
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,200
Stormfire party!
914
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:08,620
We're spilling shit all over!
915
01:10:42,060 --> 01:10:44,700
Hello! Welcome to
916
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:48,420
Stormfire 6's anniversary party!
917
01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:50,420
For 10 years, there's been furry
918
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:52,420
in Michigan!
919
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:55,200
Wha.... why?
920
01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:58,180
My 8 manly chest hairs, there you go.
921
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,380
8 days of Dez-chest.
922
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,820
Did you give me this badge?
923
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:08,460
Yes, I did!
924
01:11:09,220 --> 01:11:11,300
You need to hook up with this man!
925
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:13,300
Do I have to noseboop the camera?
926
01:11:33,740 --> 01:11:35,780
I guess I have to keep the chest open now.
927
01:11:36,740 --> 01:11:38,620
Welcome to the 70's party
928
01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:44,720
That Seven-Dez show!
929
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,380
Where's the switch?
930
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:38,200
There we go!
931
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,060
I have a brighter light than you!
932
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:03,480
My light's brighter than yours!
933
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:04,880
*burrrrrp!*
934
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,320
Hi!
935
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:20,680
How are you?
936
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:23,380
Have a good con, is it going well, dunno?
937
01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:24,900
I don't know what to do, IIIIIAAAaaaaahhhh
938
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,020
I hope you're having fun
939
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,860
MCFC, I see!
940
01:13:27,860 --> 01:13:29,860
Whooo!