1 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,930 Noooo! 2 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:17,310 Don't get run over, 3 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,310 you'll be road kill otherwise. 4 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,310 Hey BBF, I'll give you a hug, 5 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:24,170 I'm getting you a POV hug! 6 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,500 [mumbling] 7 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:38,310 Say my name! 8 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,460 I have a prehensile moustache. 9 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,660 It comes from years of brewing your own 10 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:50,370 crack whore beer. 11 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:54,060 This is how you 12 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,060 This is the good stuff right here. 13 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,570 This is what people are killing themselves over. 14 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:05,310 Oh yeah. 15 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:11,460 Say my name, yeah. 16 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:13,860 My thing, right there. 17 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,280 So confident I didn't even test it 18 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,620 before I got here. 19 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:01,680 This is the sound they're gonna hear 20 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,680 as they're going through the con: 21 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,680 [fart noises] 22 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,860 [keyboard music] 23 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,860 My version of Phantom of the Opera 24 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:38,240 You're doing what you've got. 25 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,680 Eventually... 26 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,680 it takes him a while but eventually he'll go. 27 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,510 Or at least put the camera down. 28 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:38,880 Why do you do this to me? 29 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,880 Because I can. 30 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:43,910 You know, that's a surprisingly good answer. 31 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,060 He wants precious! 32 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:15,750 Your precious is over there. 33 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,600 Hi people of the Youtube world 34 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,600 or whatever this goes on, 35 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,330 welcome to MCFC 2017 36 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,280 We're gonna have lots and lots of fun 37 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,280 so come and party with us 38 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,280 as much as possible, and 39 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,280 try to keep up! 40 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:53,510 Welcome to MCFC 2017! 41 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,970 I'm one of your hosts, Pandez Panda. 42 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:57,970 Today we'll take you on an epic journey 43 00:07:57,970 --> 00:07:59,970 of bringing luggage in from vehicles, setting 44 00:07:59,970 --> 00:08:01,970 up beer. 45 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:04,110 Maybe drinking some of it. 46 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,260 I think there'll be a lot of beer drinking this weekend. 47 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:08,260 What do you think? 48 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:10,260 The camera agrees. 49 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,680 Magic is quiet. 50 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:15,400 Thursday, 51 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,910 gotta love Thursday. 52 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,910 Loading... 53 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,910 Thursday... 54 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:25,910 I see you! 55 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:27,040 We have Sonic, 56 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,370 We have him strapped to the chair, 57 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,370 so this is Bondage-Sonic right now. 58 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,260 He has been donated by me 59 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:35,260 to the charity auction 60 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:36,800 He'll go fast! 61 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:39,680 Sonic is now on 62 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:40,750 video. 63 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,750 We need to find little handcuffs. 64 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,040 And strap them to his feet. 65 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,040 Come on, it's a furry con! 66 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,040 I'm very damp! 67 00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:16,330 Lobby level: 68 00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:18,330 Women's lingerie, Bad Dragon. 69 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,300 *sighs* 70 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,300 My car broke down 70 miles from here. 71 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,300 I just got a rental car. 72 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,170 I'm expecting big costs. 73 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,600 I'm trying to ignore him. 74 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,600 But I can't ignore him. 75 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,660 The camera is just too large, 76 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,660 and the light is too bright. 77 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:03,280 It's only Thursday, I'm not ready for this! 78 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,170 Look at who's skipping FWA! 79 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,350 I did skip FWA. 80 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,350 You skipped 'Fwwaaaah'! 81 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,370 I did skip Fwah! 82 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,460 This con's better because 83 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,460 Oddy's here and all of my friends 84 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,220 are here. 85 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,040 And we do have a working highway. 86 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,730 Yes, we have a working highway that hasn't collapsed. 87 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:21,570 Good stuff! 88 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,950 Waaaaahahhahaha 89 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,950 It's too early for this! 90 00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:30,950 Oh, how do you like it, huh? 91 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:32,950 Huh? Huh? 92 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,480 Oooooh, oooh! 93 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:38,260 Show me your flash! 94 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,640 Oooh, yeah, look at that! 95 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,240 And then they had sex. 96 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,200 Oh. Well, the narrator said so. 97 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:10,600 That's bright! 98 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,040 It's like looking into the sun, except the sun steals your soul. 99 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,240 We're in Novi, Michigan and traffic from 100 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,240 Atlanta has backed up all the way this far 101 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,240 right now. 102 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,240 Traffic has totally backed up all the way 103 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,240 from Atlanta. 104 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,840 I'm so confused! 105 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,770 We're trying to check in 106 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,770 to registration. 107 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:12,420 There's some confusion in regards to our reg status. 108 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,530 I got my badge, 109 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:25,220 it's "Okee dokee artichokemedaddy" 110 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:27,220 So here we go! 111 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,840 [weird whining] 112 00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:57,510 I don't know what the hell I'm doing! 113 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,510 He's still on me! 114 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,040 Do you know the muffin man? 115 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:23,970 Yes, I do! 116 00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,970 Okay then! 117 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,600 Hello! We're all friends here! 118 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,820 Oh hey, how are you doing? 119 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,200 With that bright light, directly in my face! 120 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,660 I may have had something to drink. 121 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,200 Purr, I'm all purr! 122 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,200 Purrr, pu-purrr! 123 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,950 I'm the cat with.... 124 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:26,530 words! 125 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:27,170 Say my name! 126 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,170 I know! 127 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,200 Oh my gosh! 128 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,200 Oh yeah! 129 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:47,730 Here's Johnny! 130 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,820 Get it out! 131 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,620 I'm being squished! 132 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,130 I'm being squishicated! 133 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,710 I'm pushing my own self back. 134 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,220 You... we're together again. 135 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,370 Together, in this corner. 136 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,730 Friends... 137 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,200 We can love each other! 138 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,200 We don't have to tell anyone about this. 139 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:24,910 Okay? 140 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,280 Those here, those are 141 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,640 swimsuit parts. 142 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,640 I'm not swimming. 143 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,130 But they're still parts, okay? 144 00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,950 It's like trying on clothing, like 145 00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,570 a doll, but don't 146 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,570 touch it there. 147 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,860 Wait... 148 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,080 They're looking at us from outside! 149 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,800 The ducks are watching us. 150 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,800 The ducks! Aaaah! 151 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,570 Whyyyy? 152 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,910 Aaaaaahhh! 153 00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,680 Mow! Mow! 154 00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:00,880 Soon I'll be cat! 155 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,060 Oh my god, I've been tagged, 156 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:09,060 I've been triple-tagged! 157 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,130 Yes! 158 00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:12,130 I dunno what it is! 159 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:13,930 Oh my gosh! 160 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,930 Do I have to explain this to my family? 161 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,930 I have to explain this to my priest! 162 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,930 Here's Dixie, oh my god! 163 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,350 Oh, he's taking it off, hmm! 164 00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:28,550 Oooh, mmmm! 165 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:30,550 The wolves will be howling tonight! 166 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,950 I'm out of fursuit! 167 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:09,080 I'm not on the clock, 168 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,080 what the fuck is this shit? 169 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:13,840 Hi, I'm Twitch! 170 00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:26,570 There he is! 171 00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:30,570 Hello, good Sir, how are you? 172 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:48,860 Y'all love me? 173 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:50,260 I love me! 174 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,260 That's cool! 175 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:54,040 You can say no but I don't give a fuck! 176 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,760 BBF is a stinky man with smelly face! 177 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,500 Smellyface-Stinkman! 178 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,500 And if you're watching this video, 179 00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:44,030 BBF has me trapped in his basement 180 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,030 and he's not letting me out. He's demanding 181 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:48,030 a million dollars. 182 00:27:48,430 --> 00:27:50,760 But nobody wants to pay that for me so please 183 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,230 please save me 184 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,230 from BBF! 185 00:27:58,060 --> 00:27:59,730 You have to understand that 186 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,730 between lunch and dinner there are about 187 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:03,730 50 different super-squishy 188 00:28:03,730 --> 00:28:05,730 lasagna-textured 189 00:28:05,930 --> 00:28:07,900 Asian-tasting foods that you could've 190 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,900 tried and I'd like to 191 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:11,900 think that I'm Asian but you really could 192 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,900 just have eaten like a dog 193 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:14,760 just alive. 194 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,200 I mean, you're a cat, I wouldn't be surprised. 195 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,200 I don't know if there's... 196 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,200 what the shit? 197 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,880 I was not.... 198 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,880 This was not a set-up, I swear! 199 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,880 You were talking Asian stuff in the camera! 200 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,360 I wasn't even saying things like "Ching Chang Chong!" 201 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,480 You're disrespecting your people! 202 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,920 I disrespect my famiry, 203 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,920 I dishonor my famiry! 204 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,520 I'm sorry! 205 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,520 Buy one, get one free! Love, Peace! 206 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,960 My Nose! 207 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,240 OMG No, my nose! 208 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:46,920 My nose! 209 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,320 My nose! MINE! 210 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:47,880 My nose! MINE!My nose! 211 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,320 My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE! 212 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:48,770 My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE!My nose! 213 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:49,250 My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE! 214 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:49,720 My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE!My nose! 215 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,720 My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE!My nose! MINE! 216 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,720 No no no no no no no no.....! 217 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,300 No! 218 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:56,570 My nose! 219 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:57,050 My nose! DAMMIT! 220 00:28:57,050 --> 00:28:59,050 My nose! DAMMIT!My nose! 221 00:28:59,050 --> 00:28:59,400 MINE! 222 00:28:59,400 --> 00:28:59,800 MINE! MINE! 223 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,200 MINE! MINE! MINE! 224 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:00,620 MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! 225 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:01,120 MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! 226 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,820 MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! 227 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,200 I'm keeping it! 228 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,750 Why do you do this to me? 229 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:07,750 What did I do to deserve this! 230 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,400 You don't need that nose! 231 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,350 WHAT? 232 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:11,300 Your nose smells good! 233 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,170 What am I gonna boop people with? 234 00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,170 My nose! 235 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:15,020 Noooo! 236 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:15,570 Yes! 237 00:29:15,570 --> 00:29:17,570 Nooooohh! 238 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,850 You cannot have my nose, or I'll do this: 239 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,250 Boop! 240 00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:26,300 My nose! 241 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:27,650 No, my nose! 242 00:29:27,650 --> 00:29:28,250 My nose! 243 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:28,750 My nose! My nose! 244 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:29,220 My nose! My nose! My nose! 245 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:29,700 My nose! My nose! My nose! MINE! 246 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:33,400 Why aren't you helping me? 247 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,520 He's a camera guy. 248 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:38,150 My thoughts and prayers are with you! 249 00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:44,870 Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! 250 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,870 Where's your proof of purchase? 251 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,000 It's my nose 252 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 and forever will be! 253 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:52,720 I'll bite you! 254 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,720 I found it on eBay! 255 00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:57,920 What are you doing? 256 00:30:01,770 --> 00:30:03,320 My nose! 257 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:46,900 Welcome to MCFC! 258 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,370 Hope you have a good time, eh! 259 00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:51,370 Ehehehehe! 260 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,850 Son of a bitch! 261 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:50,550 They're everywhere! 262 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,450 Don't mind him, he's just a cat. 263 00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:58,970 Dog? Dog. 264 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,250 Cat. 265 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,250 It's your own fault! 266 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,150 I'm afraid so. 267 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:05,650 No! 268 00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:07,650 It's a cat thing! 269 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:12,270 N.. no! No! 270 00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:13,920 NO! 271 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,920 Naaahhhh! 272 00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:17,550 My nose! 273 00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:17,920 My nose! No. 274 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,400 My nose! No. Yes! 275 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:18,800 My nose! No. Yes! No. 276 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,050 My nose! No. Yes! No. Yes. 277 00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:19,920 My nose! No. Yes! No. Yes. No. 278 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,920 What'cha gonna do? 279 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,400 It's! 280 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:26,820 It's! Not! 281 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:27,370 It's! Not! Wor 282 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:27,800 It's! Not! Working! 283 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,220 It's! Not! Working! Son of a 284 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:28,670 It's! Not! Working! Son of a bitch! 285 00:32:28,670 --> 00:32:29,100 It's! Not! Working! Son of a bitch! Damn it! 286 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:29,800 It's! Not! Working! Son of a bitch! Damn it! Yes! 287 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800 Hahahah! 288 00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:38,450 I plead the fifth! 289 00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:39,320 I didn't do it! 290 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,120 You didn't see nothing! 291 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,120 I can neither confirm nor deny my existance 292 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,320 at this convention! 293 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,320 I plead the sixth! 294 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,320 The sixth is "I'm guilty 295 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,320 and I don't give a fuck!" 296 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,320 Yes, peace, Canada! 297 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,320 If in America, 298 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,050 it's "pleading the fifth", 299 00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:57,320 in Canada, it's 300 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,320 "Pleading the 6.5" 301 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,320 because we have to convert from imperial 302 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,320 to metric. 303 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:05,670 I can't help but deny that, 304 00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:07,270 fuck America! 305 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:09,270 Im Asian, man, don't 306 00:33:09,270 --> 00:33:11,270 reject my numbers! 307 00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:16,650 And now for the Vindaloo update: 308 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,820 Stardate: Whatever the fuck it is. 309 00:33:22,070 --> 00:33:24,300 Shut up! Shut up! 310 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,600 Here we are, MCFC 2017. 311 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,320 Aaah, 312 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,320 There's much alcohol, 313 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,320 What the fuck is that sound? 314 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:43,120 STop that! I'm trying to do an update! 315 00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:46,250 I feel like my eye is falling off! 316 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,750 And now for a Vindaloo update! 317 00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:01,150 Owww, my eye! 318 00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:03,150 Stick my eye back on! 319 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,750 Motor City, der Furconnen 320 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,750 here, in 321 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:41,400 in Detroitschland, 322 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,000 Liek Deutschland, but it's Detroitland! 323 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Detroitschland, yes! 324 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Wir sind hier in Detroitschland We are here in Detroitschland 325 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 mit dem Drachen, with the dragon 326 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,250 mit dem Dummkopf, with the stupid, 327 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,700 It's Scheisse! 328 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:58,700 Nein. Scheissedrache. Ja. 329 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,620 Ich bin Nudeldrache! I am Noodledragon! 330 00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:06,620 Ja! Nudel! Yes! Noodle! 331 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:08,620 Nudeldrache! 332 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,970 Ladies and Gentlemen, 333 00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:18,250 furries of all kinds, 334 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,750 welcome to MCFC 2017. 335 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,750 [applause] 336 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,720 I'm Keet Collie, 337 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:31,020 and I got wrangled into being your con chairman! 338 00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:33,520 We have Donryu 339 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,450 as GoH for this year along 340 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:39,750 with Alkali 341 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,750 HE'S NOT HERE. 342 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:43,750 Come on, stand up! 343 00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:57,250 Nahnanananah, we don't start to begin. 344 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,250 Drink. 345 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,350 Our fine gentlemen here, 346 00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,520 and someone who's been keeping me same most of this year, 347 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,520 Pandez! 348 00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:16,750 My head of operations, Ed! 349 00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:21,950 I've known him far longer than I should: Travis, 350 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,950 head of programming! 351 00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:29,820 And this Mark here, 352 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,950 he's our legal council 353 00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:33,950 and all around good guy helping us 354 00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:35,950 with pretty much anything, 355 00:36:35,950 --> 00:36:37,950 and cookies! 356 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:41,520 our charity liasion you'll be hearing from 357 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,520 in a little bit, 358 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,070 he'll be feeding you guys. 359 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,070 [audience yells] 360 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:54,470 in the back, he'll be getting you drunk. 361 00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:56,470 [audience yells] 362 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,120 Driiink! 363 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,600 [audience chants: "Drink!"] 364 00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:10,120 No, 365 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,120 He will not appreciate enough, 366 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,120 I have a different bottle for him. 367 00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:21,600 The gentleman in the center back here is 368 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:27,000 Kyle, he put notes on anything we've been doing this year. 369 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 And of course, we also have 370 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 couple of special guests this year, 371 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,220 We have Dr. Samuel Conway, 372 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:35,220 Uncle Kage! 373 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,750 Ad our musical guests this year, 374 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,750 Fox and Pepper Coyote! 375 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,700 I was gonna steal the mike but I don't need it. 376 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,700 Last night you guys raised 377 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:53,170 601,50$ so... 378 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,120 whoever's throwing change in there, 379 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,120 cut it out! 380 00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:00,670 But that's not a record. 381 00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:03,100 I asked Keet, you guys can do more than that! 382 00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:05,720 And this is Motor City! 383 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,900 We have an incredible 384 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,400 charity! 385 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,400 And I wasn't here 386 00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:14,520 So a friend of mine sent me a list of rules 387 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,420 last night 388 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,820 and if we round that up to 389 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:19,820 $1000 I'll keep those rules 390 00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:21,820 alive all day drinking to them 391 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:23,820 as I walk around the convention. 392 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:26,250 So I'm gonna throw this out and if it 393 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,250 back with $400 or more, 394 00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,470 I might die! 395 00:38:43,370 --> 00:38:45,620 Ops wants to talk: 396 00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,800 I'll say the same thing I say every year: 397 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800 If you have an issue that you need adressed, 398 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800 please come see us instead of having 399 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,800 to track down the right staff member, we'll do that 400 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,800 for you. 401 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,350 If you lose something, 402 00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:03,350 we maybe have it. Please come visit 403 00:39:03,350 --> 00:39:05,350 us at the board room in the front 404 00:39:05,350 --> 00:39:07,350 of the lobby. 405 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,350 Come on! 406 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,670 Alkali, stall for us! 407 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:28,050 Hey charity! 408 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,720 This is for you! 409 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,300 That is $612 more! 410 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,050 Somebody just sent me the list of rules 411 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:45,700 She's getting them for me, they are 412 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,420 on one of my chats, 413 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,420 Everytime I see a number 414 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,420 I have to drink! 415 00:39:54,150 --> 00:39:56,820 When I change rooms 416 00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:58,820 I have to drink? What? 417 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,800 Everytime I see a basketball I have to drink? 418 00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:16,300 This is finally getting awkward! 419 00:40:18,570 --> 00:40:20,350 Everytime you kale! 420 00:40:20,350 --> 00:40:22,000 Wait, what? 421 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,800 Noone told me that! 422 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,170 Everytime I swear I have to drink? 423 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,050 Shit! 424 00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:37,750 If Bill Mallory shows up I'll drink. 425 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,220 Another person wants to say hello for some reason: 426 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,350 Hi! 427 00:40:44,350 --> 00:40:46,350 Say my name! 428 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,870 Aaaahhh.... 429 00:40:53,870 --> 00:40:55,020 Piesenberg! 430 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,650 Pie-senberg! 431 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,220 Have a seat. 432 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:04,220 I brought you a pie. 433 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,620 Donryu, apparently I need to 434 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:08,620 take this seat there.. 435 00:41:11,050 --> 00:41:13,820 This is sexual tension, let's do this! 436 00:41:19,870 --> 00:41:22,750 Are you ready? 437 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,170 He brought silverware! 438 00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:38,100 He's Canadian, what do you want! 439 00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:42,420 Where's the charity, I have something for you. 440 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,420 You can sell that, that'll get 441 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:46,420 you about $20.000 on the street 442 00:41:49,670 --> 00:41:51,800 This is not the pieing I'm used to, 443 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,070 what's going on? 444 00:41:53,070 --> 00:41:55,070 The rest of the convention: We will 445 00:41:55,070 --> 00:41:57,070 watch Dez eat pie! 446 00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:05,250 Do not applaud for awesome ideas! 447 00:42:07,070 --> 00:42:08,970 Wait a minute! 448 00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:10,770 Maybe someone would like to 449 00:42:10,770 --> 00:42:12,770 donate something to the charity 450 00:42:12,770 --> 00:42:14,770 to feed this to him 451 00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:16,770 all at once! 452 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,220 How much? 453 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:21,700 50? 454 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:22,570 I got a 100 but... 455 00:42:22,570 --> 00:42:23,700 100? 456 00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:25,700 How about 200? 457 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,420 Look at this: 458 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,070 This is a chocolate pie! 459 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,070 He will be knit faced! 460 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,020 Sexual tension! Drink! 461 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,020 Sexual tension! 462 00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:44,550 Rubbing! Drink! 463 00:42:52,350 --> 00:42:53,470 Here we go! 464 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,470 The things I do for you people! 465 00:42:56,670 --> 00:42:58,620 Dez, open your mouth, 466 00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:00,620 you can take it all in! 467 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,420 Sexual tension! 468 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:46,970 Aha, this one works! 469 00:43:46,970 --> 00:43:50,000 That was not the sort of facial I was expecting! 470 00:43:50,970 --> 00:43:53,720 Hold on, hold on... 471 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,720 Bullshit! 472 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:58,470 Ladies and Gentlemen, 473 00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,470 MCFC 2017 is now 474 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:02,470 open! Go be free, have fun! 475 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,870 Smile for the camera! 476 00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:33,870 *burp* 477 00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:34,800 *brrraaaap!* 478 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800 Yeah, that's better, use that one! 479 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,770 What? 480 00:44:39,950 --> 00:44:41,500 This is what happens when you don't 481 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,420 take your puppies to obedience school. 482 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,900 They misbehave. 483 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:47,800 Is he neutered? 484 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,870 Hey! We're not talking about that! 485 00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:51,950 Not yet. 486 00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:53,950 WHAT?! 487 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,970 Let's have Uncle Kage and Tien Long 488 00:45:20,970 --> 00:45:22,970 examine a German phone. 489 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,970 Okay, examine a German phone: 490 00:45:24,970 --> 00:45:28,100 Okay: Here is ein deutsche 491 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,100 Handy! Ein deutsches Handy! 492 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,400 Ich bin Asian! 493 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400 How do you say? - Asialbum? 494 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,950 Ich bin ein Asia... 495 00:45:37,950 --> 00:45:39,950 Das ist ein Asiabukäse! 496 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:41,950 Es ein Telefon und 497 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:43,950 Hier wir haben eine 498 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,950 deutsche Handy mit eine 499 00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:47,950 Wolfsschnozz 500 00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:51,470 [muttering and asianing] 501 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,670 Eine Woof-Geschnozz... 502 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:01,600 [random Schnozz-chatter] 503 00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:05,600 Unlocking de Passwort 504 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,600 De passwort... 505 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,600 unlocken das Telephone 506 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,600 Oh... ah! 507 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,450 Sucken! 508 00:46:12,450 --> 00:46:14,450 Oh suck, oh... 509 00:46:14,450 --> 00:46:16,450 Oh - KAMERA! 510 00:46:16,450 --> 00:46:18,450 Kamera! Aaah, Kamera! 511 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:39,350 Hallo - say hallo. Hallo! 512 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:41,520 I don't know what they've been saying 513 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,520 but I'm assuming they're making fun of me. 514 00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:46,250 It is ein verdammt grosse Jude 515 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:48,250 Wir haben here the Jew-Fro 516 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,100 I GOT A HAIRCUT! 517 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:52,100 Nana, wir haben hier die Jude-Fro! 518 00:46:53,050 --> 00:46:54,950 DAS Jude-Fro! 519 00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:04,450 "Poison" in German is "Gift". 520 00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:06,450 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS! 521 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,220 YOU CALL POISON GIFT 522 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,670 Hold on, we had better days, 523 00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:11,670 I can understand that. 524 00:47:14,820 --> 00:47:17,200 MCFC 2017... 525 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:19,920 Gute Scheisse. 526 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,900 You can move now! 527 00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:30,700 It's video! 528 00:48:17,450 --> 00:48:20,100 We're not liable! 529 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:23,870 Nicth mein Con, 530 00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:25,870 nicht mein Problem! 531 00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,700 Das ist ein Brat-Zi! 532 00:48:52,870 --> 00:48:55,420 Ich bin ein Bratzi! 533 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,150 Das Fräulein! 534 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,050 *sings Fake-German* 535 00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:32,400 Ich bin glücklich! 536 00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:01,420 This is your pocket guide. 537 00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:03,420 The pocket guide tells you when and where 538 00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:05,370 all the panels are. 539 00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:07,370 This is your guidebook. 540 00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:09,620 The guidebook tells you 541 00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:11,620 what all these panels are. 542 00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:14,520 We know that you're new, there are some 543 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,520 panels in here with names that do not 544 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,520 help you with what they are because 545 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,520 these panels have existed for quite 546 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,520 some time. Uncle 547 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,520 Kage's story hour for example, 548 00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:31,800 This guy here is gonna get drunk and fall down for an hour. 549 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,800 And he's going to tell you amazing 550 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,800 stories from a very well-lived life. 551 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,120 "Who's Lion Is It Anyway", if you've ever seen 552 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,120 "Who's line is it anyway", the show on 553 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,120 network TV, this is your 554 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,120 chance to participate in something like 555 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,120 that show. I don't know what 556 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,120 they call it, they used to call it 557 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,120 "Alkali and Kage get 558 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,120 drunk and get the police called on them". 559 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:57,770 Okay, they call it "Alkali and Kage Charity Hour". 560 00:50:57,770 --> 00:50:59,770 They're gonna try and raise a little bit of money 561 00:50:59,770 --> 00:51:01,770 and make an ass of ourselves on stage. 562 00:51:01,770 --> 00:51:03,770 All those that have been to a furry 563 00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:05,770 con before, you know there are empty seats 564 00:51:05,770 --> 00:51:07,770 at the bar. 565 00:51:07,770 --> 00:51:09,770 And those ladies look really 566 00:51:09,770 --> 00:51:11,770 lonely over there, so you should go show 567 00:51:11,770 --> 00:51:13,770 them some love. 568 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,970 We just had a guy who at the words "The Bar" 569 00:51:18,970 --> 00:51:20,970 just walked out of the room! 570 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,450 He's one of us! 571 00:51:24,070 --> 00:51:26,700 That's my boy! 572 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:28,700 By the way, you might notice 573 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:30,700 First off: You know 574 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,700 who everybody is up here? 575 00:51:34,350 --> 00:51:37,850 The guy on the right with the extra liver on top of his head 576 00:51:37,850 --> 00:51:39,850 that is Alkali. 577 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,100 The Wingaling over there 578 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:46,100 That is.... "Beakyface". 579 00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:48,100 BEAKYFACE? 580 00:51:48,470 --> 00:51:51,900 What? Oh, you want me to introduce you? 581 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,900 No? Oh, I'll call you... 582 00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:58,420 Kyell Skyrender. 583 00:51:58,420 --> 00:51:59,470 Wingy-Thingy! 584 00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:00,600 Wingy-Thingy? 585 00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:03,720 He's our wingaling up here. 586 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:04,870 That's a super-hero name: 587 00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:08,670 "I AM WINGY-THINGY! 588 00:52:08,670 --> 00:52:10,670 FIGHTER OF CRIME!!" 589 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:12,150 Someone's gonna make that happen. 590 00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:14,720 I found it on a dropdown on FA. 591 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,070 The celestial dragon named "Storm", he is 592 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:22,000 the one respobsible for FWA getting rained on. 593 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 You're welcome! 594 00:52:26,570 --> 00:52:28,550 I'm Uncle Kage, and 595 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,350 There is a programme of events 596 00:52:36,350 --> 00:52:38,350 that can be found in this 597 00:52:38,350 --> 00:52:40,350 piece of paper which is crap because 598 00:52:40,350 --> 00:52:42,350 it's already wrong! 599 00:52:42,350 --> 00:52:44,350 But they have an online version 600 00:52:44,350 --> 00:52:46,350 which you can reach with that 601 00:52:46,350 --> 00:52:48,350 amazing device at 602 00:52:48,350 --> 00:52:50,350 your hip, that thing that you 603 00:52:50,350 --> 00:52:52,350 can use to access the 604 00:52:52,350 --> 00:52:54,350 sum total of human 605 00:52:54,350 --> 00:52:56,350 knowledge from the beginning of 606 00:52:56,350 --> 00:52:58,350 recorded history, which you use to 607 00:52:58,350 --> 00:53:00,350 look at pictures of cats and argue 608 00:53:00,350 --> 00:53:02,350 with people you don't know! 609 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:06,300 You will find the schedule on there as well. 610 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,300 Because the schedule will tell you 611 00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:10,300 all sorts of fun things to do. 612 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,420 If you're here to meet 613 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,420 people, other furries, well, 614 00:53:15,970 --> 00:53:18,770 you are literally surrounded by 615 00:53:18,770 --> 00:53:20,770 furries, you cannot sling a dead cat without 616 00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:22,370 hitting a furry this weekend. 617 00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:25,250 Do not bring a dead cat in after this weekend. 618 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:25,820 Shush you! 619 00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:26,850 Dammit! 620 00:53:26,850 --> 00:53:28,850 For many of you, you might be 621 00:53:28,850 --> 00:53:30,850 enjoying 622 00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:32,850 what Motor City has to offer. 623 00:53:35,270 --> 00:53:38,470 If you do, that's great! But 624 00:53:38,470 --> 00:53:40,470 please.... 625 00:53:40,470 --> 00:53:41,750 know your limits. 626 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,450 Because: 627 00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:45,220 take it from an old drunk: 628 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:47,220 There is an extremely 629 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:49,220 razorthin fine line 630 00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:51,650 between being the life of the party and 631 00:53:51,650 --> 00:53:53,650 being just a complete douchebag 632 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,520 and 633 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,520 we see it all the time: people 634 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,300 who have fallen across that line. 635 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,550 "One" is one shower alone! 636 00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:07,550 The shower has to succeed 637 00:54:07,550 --> 00:54:09,550 in making you cleaner than 638 00:54:09,550 --> 00:54:11,550 you were when you stepped into 639 00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:13,550 THE SHOWER. 640 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:15,550 And please put on a 641 00:54:15,550 --> 00:54:17,550 different set of clothing 642 00:54:17,550 --> 00:54:18,650 than you took off. 643 00:54:18,650 --> 00:54:20,650 Why do we have to tell them this? 644 00:54:20,650 --> 00:54:22,650 DEODORANT IS YOUR FRIEND. 645 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:24,020 But I wanna be a musky husky! 646 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:26,020 Axe is not a shower and 647 00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:28,900 .... 648 00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:30,900 We're not talking about that! 649 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,700 Guys... 650 00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:35,700 You've all 651 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:38,520 smelled it: the elevator! 652 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:41,500 We're going to have to add up deo 653 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,500 because people are wearing carpeting. 654 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:45,720 Please put... 655 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:46,820 YOU'RE WEARING A CARPET! 656 00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:48,820 IT'S A FANCY CARPET, BUT IT'S A CARPET! 657 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,470 It's an oriental carpet. 658 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,400 Now the fun part of this con: 659 00:54:59,570 --> 00:55:01,520 For how many folk here is this 660 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,520 the first time you've ever 661 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,520 been around fursuiters? 662 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:07,620 Shut up. 663 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,270 Okay. I'm saying 664 00:55:10,270 --> 00:55:12,270 fursuiters in large groups for the first time? 665 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,270 Yay. 666 00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:16,270 We need to give you 667 00:55:16,270 --> 00:55:19,370 all some essential 668 00:55:19,370 --> 00:55:21,370 step by step rules of 669 00:55:21,370 --> 00:55:23,370 etiquette for 670 00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:25,370 all these lovely fursuiters. 671 00:55:25,370 --> 00:55:27,370 To make sure that you 672 00:55:27,370 --> 00:55:29,370 are happy and they are happy. 673 00:55:29,370 --> 00:55:31,370 As my colleagues are getting 674 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:33,370 up on stage, there are 675 00:55:33,370 --> 00:55:35,370 many ways that 676 00:55:35,370 --> 00:55:37,370 fursuiters interact with nonsuiters 677 00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:39,670 at a convention. 678 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:42,370 The most 679 00:55:42,370 --> 00:55:44,370 probably common way to interact 680 00:55:44,370 --> 00:55:46,370 with one, especially if you are new to 681 00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:48,370 a furry convention, is if you 682 00:55:48,370 --> 00:55:50,370 are seeing a fursuiter 683 00:55:50,370 --> 00:55:52,370 say just mingling about, standing 684 00:55:52,370 --> 00:55:54,370 in the hallway, perhaps walking towards 685 00:55:54,370 --> 00:55:56,370 you, something like that. 686 00:55:57,820 --> 00:55:59,750 Say, that he's standing around and 687 00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:01,750 you as a brand new con goer 688 00:56:01,750 --> 00:56:03,750 are wanting to 689 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,520 interact, greet the fursuiter, 690 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,950 If you could, Uncle Kage, Alkali, 691 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,950 What would be a way that you would 692 00:56:11,950 --> 00:56:13,950 NOT approach a fursuiter if 693 00:56:13,950 --> 00:56:15,950 you see one? 694 00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:18,400 Oh, how cute! 695 00:56:19,370 --> 00:56:20,700 OH HOW CUTE! 696 00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:25,220 At that point he'd call the police. 697 00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:27,450 You just don't want that! 698 00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:30,070 Fursuiters are extremely 699 00:56:30,070 --> 00:56:32,070 limited in their sensory 700 00:56:32,070 --> 00:56:34,070 capabilities, in particular, 701 00:56:34,070 --> 00:56:36,070 their sense of sight. 702 00:56:37,070 --> 00:56:39,300 If all of my fursuiters at the front could 703 00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:41,300 stare forward right 704 00:56:41,300 --> 00:56:44,020 now to the crowd and see 705 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:46,020 what is happening to you, can you see 706 00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:48,020 anything that's happening on your peripheral 707 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:50,020 vision? 708 00:56:50,350 --> 00:56:52,020 I don't think you'd want to, 709 00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,020 I mean it might turn someone on 710 00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:56,020 but I'm not sure. 711 00:56:56,020 --> 00:56:58,020 But fursuiters essentially 712 00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:00,670 have what we call tunnel vision 713 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,670 and they can not see you if 714 00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:04,670 you are not directly in front of 715 00:57:04,670 --> 00:57:05,320 them. 716 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,320 Hold your paws up when 717 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,320 you see my hands come into your 718 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,320 periphery, okay? 719 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,720 Here's my hands, you see them? 720 00:57:14,550 --> 00:57:15,720 I'll bring them in slow. 721 00:57:16,870 --> 00:57:20,620 Hold your paw up when you see his hands. 722 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,400 That's borderline assault. 723 00:57:28,470 --> 00:57:30,000 You're not blind, are you? 724 00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:38,320 Oh there we are! 725 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,320 See, this is the 726 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,750 range of vision 727 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:42,850 holy shit! 728 00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:44,850 that a fursuiter has 729 00:57:44,850 --> 00:57:46,850 when they are in costume and if 730 00:57:46,850 --> 00:57:48,850 you approach them without warning 731 00:57:48,850 --> 00:57:50,850 from the side or from behind 732 00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:51,550 them, 733 00:57:51,550 --> 00:57:53,550 OH HOW CUTE! 734 00:57:53,550 --> 00:57:55,550 They are most likely not to 735 00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,550 take that kindly, especially 736 00:57:57,550 --> 00:57:59,550 if you do not know who they are 737 00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:00,920 and vice versa. 738 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,320 Now, the children and tall guy test 739 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,320 below and above, go ahead. 740 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,320 Yes, and of course 741 00:58:08,370 --> 00:58:10,470 the small child running up to you. 742 00:58:10,470 --> 00:58:12,470 Can you see anything down below... 743 00:58:12,470 --> 00:58:14,470 Child's getting older, tell me when you 744 00:58:14,470 --> 00:58:16,470 see the child. 745 00:58:16,470 --> 00:58:18,470 Wow. Guys. 746 00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:21,450 Now, think about it. 747 00:58:21,450 --> 00:58:22,550 If you see... 748 00:58:22,550 --> 00:58:24,550 It's funny the first time 749 00:58:25,150 --> 00:58:27,100 If you see a little kid 750 00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:29,100 running up to a fursuiter, 751 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:31,100 it is considered good form to 752 00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:33,620 say "Hey Jack, look down!" 753 00:58:34,070 --> 00:58:36,170 Because they will not see the 754 00:58:36,170 --> 00:58:36,950 small child. 755 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:38,950 And they will not be offended if 756 00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:40,950 you say such, in fact, 757 00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:42,950 as a fursuiter I'd say 758 00:58:42,950 --> 00:58:44,950 it's even recommended by us 759 00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:46,950 if you help us stay safe 760 00:58:46,950 --> 00:58:48,950 and for all of those around us 761 00:58:48,950 --> 00:58:50,950 as well. 762 00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:36,150 Ladies and Gentlemen, 763 00:59:36,150 --> 00:59:38,150 welcome to Uncle Kage's story hour. 764 00:59:39,550 --> 00:59:43,320 You know, easy listening and drunken rambling. 765 00:59:48,050 --> 00:59:49,700 Well, we can't reallly have that, 766 00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:51,700 because I have a professional up here, 767 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:53,700 Mr. Fox Amoore, Ladies and Gentlemen. 768 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,700 I had that same discussion with my employer 769 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,700 about six weeks ago, I said, I do 770 01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:08,700 not at all feel like a professional. 771 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,000 And he said, of course you are. 772 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 A professional fuck-up. 773 01:00:51,550 --> 01:00:53,420 It's from Scotland. 774 01:01:03,570 --> 01:01:06,700 That song even got popular here. 775 01:01:07,220 --> 01:01:08,700 We can make it popular, 776 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:10,700 we'll give it furry lyrics. 777 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,270 We can try the lyrics I wrote for it 778 01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:19,270 on an airplane! 779 01:01:19,270 --> 01:01:20,020 On an airplane? 780 01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:22,020 Remember when I was on the airplane and I came back 781 01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:24,020 and gave you the lyrics that I wrote? 782 01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:25,020 You wanna try it? 783 01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:27,020 We'll do it! 784 01:01:27,670 --> 01:01:30,370 In the event 785 01:01:31,050 --> 01:01:35,050 of sudden loss 786 01:01:35,050 --> 01:01:37,050 of cabin 787 01:01:37,050 --> 01:01:41,800 pressure a panel 788 01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,770 above your head 789 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,420 will open automatically 790 01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:51,920 Grasp your 791 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,920 your mask firmly 792 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:58,870 and breathe naturally! 793 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,100 Anyway, hello! I'm Uncle Kage! 794 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,100 I don't know why but I am. 795 01:02:15,350 --> 01:02:17,620 And I'm joined up here by the 796 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:19,620 imeasurably, the impeckable, the 797 01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:22,750 insurmauntable Fox Amoore who 798 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,750 very very kindly agreed to 799 01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:28,270 offer musical accompaniminimnimnim 800 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,970 Help. 801 01:02:29,970 --> 01:02:31,970 that you need to admiire 802 01:02:31,970 --> 01:02:33,970 the blitherings that I do. 803 01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:38,470 You see, here's the fun part: 804 01:02:38,470 --> 01:02:40,850 We don't actually rehearse this. 805 01:02:41,350 --> 01:02:43,200 We wanted to. 806 01:02:44,050 --> 01:02:46,650 So I rely on this gentleman's 807 01:02:46,650 --> 01:02:48,650 professional and incredible sense of 808 01:02:48,650 --> 01:02:50,650 musical timing. 809 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,550 So we're right now walking through 810 01:03:13,550 --> 01:03:15,550 the hotel at 811 01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:17,550 MCFC 2017. 812 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,050 Gonna try to find someone. 813 01:03:26,050 --> 01:03:28,320 This is the second floor where only losers are. 814 01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:31,300 Not bothering with that floor. 815 01:04:35,050 --> 01:04:36,770 I don't know what you are exactly 816 01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:38,770 but I want to hug you. 817 01:05:04,970 --> 01:05:08,220 I've not been looking into the viewfinder, 818 01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:10,220 so all of the video that I've taken 819 01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:12,220 is blurry and out of focus and totally zoomed in 820 01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:14,220 on something ridiculous. 821 01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:16,220 As I was trying to be impromptu and 822 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:18,220 uhm... 823 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:19,000 Oh no, we have to go 824 01:07:19,420 --> 01:07:21,150 to the eeler's den! 825 01:07:21,150 --> 01:07:22,800 What the hell is an eeler's den? 826 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,150 Nobody knows! 827 01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:25,900 I might have read that wrong! 828 01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,900 Eeler's den! 829 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,900 It's for eels! 830 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,250 Oh boy! 831 01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:20,920 Wolf on fox action here, 832 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:22,400 check it out! 833 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,400 Camera vs. camera! 834 01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:22,770 No! 835 01:10:22,770 --> 01:10:24,770 Oh wait, it's like a sling? 836 01:10:24,770 --> 01:10:26,020 A nice... loop... 837 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:28,020 I'm not into suspension but I'll give it a shot! 838 01:10:33,450 --> 01:10:35,200 This is something else! 839 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,450 You wanna go this way! 840 01:10:38,450 --> 01:10:41,070 Into the grass, into the mud, into the pool! 841 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,770 Into the ground! 842 01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:44,770 All the furries on the bottom of it! 843 01:10:44,770 --> 01:10:46,770 Don't worry, it's cool! 844 01:10:46,770 --> 01:10:48,770 It's really what's supposed to happen. 845 01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,770 This is something else. 846 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,200 Oh, it's Garth! 847 01:12:33,570 --> 01:12:35,000 Wooooow! 848 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,320 I need you to boop on this camera! 849 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:37,050 A boop? 850 01:12:37,050 --> 01:12:37,770 On the camera! 851 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:39,000 Wwwoooow! 852 01:12:39,550 --> 01:12:40,800 Wow, it'll be the loop of... 853 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,800 Yes! 854 01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,520 Oh wow! Yeah! 855 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,550 Wooooow! 856 01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:51,470 Woooow! Wow! Woooww! 857 01:12:53,050 --> 01:12:54,070 Wowoowww! 858 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,120 Hiiii! 859 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:58,350 Today's menu item is: meerkat! 860 01:12:58,350 --> 01:13:01,570 I know, I've been drooling all the time! 861 01:13:01,570 --> 01:13:03,570 You know the scared ones taste the best! 862 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,300 Look at how tasty that one looks! 863 01:13:12,470 --> 01:13:15,320 I think it's making its own garlic butter right now! 864 01:13:15,950 --> 01:13:17,200 No, that's hyenas. 865 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,720 Speaking of garlic butter... 866 01:13:20,870 --> 01:13:22,350 No hyenas! 867 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:24,350 Hyena-free zone! 868 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,300 See? 869 01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:35,300 Can't trust a hyena! 870 01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:55,740 [rock guitar plays] 871 01:14:08,650 --> 01:14:10,100 Free biiiird! 872 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:16,070 No stairway to heaven! 873 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,070 Fantastic, who are you? 874 01:14:28,070 --> 01:14:30,070 I'm Rashoni, the rock'n'roll dragon! 875 01:14:31,070 --> 01:14:32,670 Indeed you are! 876 01:14:33,650 --> 01:14:36,050 I'm doing a show at 3 today! 877 01:14:36,050 --> 01:14:38,050 Excellent! 878 01:14:38,570 --> 01:14:40,750 Rock the Nineties! 879 01:14:41,550 --> 01:14:44,120 Nice! Do you play "Puff the magic dragon"? 880 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:44,870 Noo... 881 01:14:44,870 --> 01:14:46,870 That's before your time. 882 01:16:49,070 --> 01:16:52,070 So what are you doing here at the ba-a-a-a-a-aaaar? 883 01:16:52,770 --> 01:16:54,850 What's that, a Cuba-a-a-a-ah Libre? 884 01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:57,620 Actually, that looks more like a sheep drink! 885 01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:17,600 The aroma! 886 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,600 The smell! 887 01:17:23,820 --> 01:17:26,770 We have fresh chocolate, 888 01:17:27,050 --> 01:17:29,320 and we got the 889 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:31,320 IKEA notice so you know it's fresh 890 01:17:31,470 --> 01:17:33,320 From IKEA, jaja! 891 01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:35,570 Swedish cookie! 892 01:17:35,770 --> 01:17:37,200 Everything has umlauts, 893 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,970 you see the chocolate bits have umlauts, 894 01:17:39,970 --> 01:17:42,200 there's umlauts on the umlauts. 895 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,970 And this is American fish! 896 01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:51,550 American fish! 897 01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:53,650 That's why it's white? 898 01:17:53,650 --> 01:17:54,270 Yes! 899 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:55,420 Oh god! 900 01:17:55,420 --> 01:17:56,920 No! I mean.... 901 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,470 Aaaaaahhhh! 902 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,250 Oh no! 903 01:18:48,350 --> 01:18:51,470 These are not memories meant to be in motion! 904 01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,520 I'm claiming that nose! 905 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,070 I need that for myself. 906 01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:09,720 'cause I collect noses. 907 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,720 My nose. 908 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:12,320 Nuuuuhhh. 909 01:20:12,470 --> 01:20:13,700 Yes, it's mine! 910 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,600 Nice nose. My nose! 911 01:20:17,070 --> 01:20:18,370 My nose! 912 01:20:18,970 --> 01:20:19,970 Keeping that nose! 913 01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:21,170 Keeping it! 914 01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:22,500 My nose! 915 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:24,100 My nose! My nose! 916 01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,920 Aha! Aha! 917 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,920 Oh yes! 918 01:20:33,170 --> 01:20:34,200 My nose! 919 01:20:36,220 --> 01:20:36,900 Oh noes! 920 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,900 OK! My nose! 921 01:20:39,770 --> 01:20:41,370 What'cha gonna do, eh? 922 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:43,470 Uh oh... 923 01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:45,470 RAAAAHHHRR! 924 01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,350 NOM! 925 01:20:48,070 --> 01:20:49,300 That's a nice nose. It's better. 926 01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:51,300 Better than yours. Keeping this one. 927 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,800 Okay, my nose! 928 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,800 Woof! 929 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,220 My nose! 930 01:21:06,220 --> 01:21:07,770 *whine* 931 01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:09,770 I'd take that nose but it smells. 932 01:21:15,420 --> 01:21:16,300 My nose! 933 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:16,720 My nose! Nooo! 934 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:17,300 My nose! Nooo! My nose! 935 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:17,920 My nose! Nooo! My nose! Nooo! 936 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:18,550 My nose! Nooo! My nose! Nooo! My nose! 937 01:21:18,550 --> 01:21:18,970 My nose! Nooo! My nose! Nooo! My nose! Nooo! 938 01:21:18,970 --> 01:21:20,970 My nose! Nooo! My nose! Nooo! My nose! Nooo! My nose! 939 01:21:21,770 --> 01:21:23,270 *whiiine* 940 01:21:23,270 --> 01:21:23,720 Nooo! 941 01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:24,620 Nooo! Yes! 942 01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:25,050 Nooo! Yes! Nooooo! 943 01:21:25,050 --> 01:21:26,250 Nooo! Yes! Nooooo! My nose! 944 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,520 Oh! My nose! 945 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:28,020 Rarrarrr! 946 01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,850 My nose! 947 01:21:28,850 --> 01:21:29,320 Waff! 948 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:29,850 My nose! 949 01:21:29,850 --> 01:21:30,200 Waff! 950 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,200 My nose! 951 01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:36,950 Haha, blue-a-doo! 952 01:21:36,950 --> 01:21:39,420 Man, I'm not ready for the camera yet 953 01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:41,420 Noo, hey, no, 954 01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:43,420 you have a BBF sticker, that's new tho! 955 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:47,100 Man, Saturday again, 956 01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:49,100 another MCFC, I mean 957 01:21:49,820 --> 01:21:51,320 I'm still drinking heavy but 958 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:53,320 not gonna talk about that, gonna keep it 959 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:55,320 easy but... 960 01:21:55,570 --> 01:21:57,570 I'm gonna lay down actually, I'm... 961 01:21:57,570 --> 01:21:58,270 Yo! 962 01:21:58,270 --> 01:21:59,470 Already? 963 01:21:59,470 --> 01:22:01,470 That's the kinda part you did already 964 01:22:01,470 --> 01:22:03,470 It's MCFC 2017 965 01:22:55,670 --> 01:22:58,000 No no no.... 966 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,470 My nose! 967 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:01,320 Rrraahhhh! 968 01:23:01,950 --> 01:23:04,200 Told you yesterday, it's mine now! 969 01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:06,200 I can loan it back to you. 970 01:23:24,850 --> 01:23:26,500 Oh hello! 971 01:23:28,820 --> 01:23:30,170 My nose! 972 01:24:36,150 --> 01:24:37,320 Ohnonononono! 973 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:39,020 Get your shit away from here! 974 01:24:39,020 --> 01:24:40,550 Nononono! 975 01:24:40,550 --> 01:24:42,550 you fucker get no... no! No! 976 01:24:42,550 --> 01:24:43,450 No! 977 01:24:44,770 --> 01:24:46,200 NO!! 978 01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:48,250 Get outta here with that! 979 01:24:48,470 --> 01:24:50,820 Meow. Meow meow mow mow meow! 980 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:55,750 Nanananah.. 981 01:24:55,750 --> 01:24:57,750 No! Don't you encourage him! 982 01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,420 No, no.... 983 01:25:04,070 --> 01:25:06,150 Hahahah! 984 01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:10,020 Keep the camera, I have the nose! 985 01:25:11,850 --> 01:25:14,150 Off to the pawn shop, guys! 986 01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:17,420 AaaaAAhhhhHHhhh! 987 01:25:17,620 --> 01:25:19,750 I can't win! 988 01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:21,750 I just won, I got the nose! 989 01:25:22,770 --> 01:25:25,350 Also, this is totally not my camera! 990 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:26,200 What? 991 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:28,150 That's actually Tillikum's camera, mine is upstairs! 992 01:25:28,150 --> 01:25:30,150 Oooh! 993 01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,400 No, no, no... 994 01:25:40,970 --> 01:25:42,900 How do you say "Stop" in German? 995 01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:43,720 NEIN! 996 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,720 That's "no". 997 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:46,620 Oh feck it, 998 01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:48,620 Nein! Nein! 999 01:25:48,950 --> 01:25:49,670 Touchy fishy? 1000 01:25:49,670 --> 01:25:51,450 No! No! 1001 01:25:51,450 --> 01:25:52,300 Touchy fishy? 1002 01:25:52,300 --> 01:25:53,920 No touchy fishy!!! 1003 01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:54,450 Touchy fishy? 1004 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:56,450 I'M NOT A GODDAMN FISH!!! 1005 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:57,770 Touchy fishy! 1006 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,450 What's going on here! 1007 01:26:40,450 --> 01:26:42,450 He's taken.... you touch my wallet there! 1008 01:26:42,450 --> 01:26:44,450 I ... it... 1009 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:46,720 You can have my wallet. 1010 01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:48,650 No way! 1011 01:26:48,650 --> 01:26:50,650 You get all my stuff in there and now 1012 01:26:50,650 --> 01:26:52,650 you're gonna give me the loot back! 1013 01:26:53,450 --> 01:26:55,370 Anyway... 1014 01:26:56,100 --> 01:26:58,570 You got busy fingers, don't you! 1015 01:26:58,570 --> 01:26:59,900 Can't trust these blue fo... 1016 01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:01,900 Wait a minute, I'm a blue fox! 1017 01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:03,220 So.... 1018 01:27:03,220 --> 01:27:05,220 You're gonna make a Gideon Grey I can wear? 1019 01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:11,650 I'll bring my own pies! 1020 01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:46,920 They're waiting for the time 1021 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:48,920 to get in here to have dinner! 1022 01:30:10,300 --> 01:30:12,600 [Kage pretends to speak Japanese] 1023 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:15,020 Guys, give it up for Tien Long! 1024 01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:17,020 [Audience yells] 1025 01:30:20,170 --> 01:30:21,620 What is wrong with you today? 1026 01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:21,970 I'm... 1027 01:30:21,970 --> 01:30:23,970 It's the blue tongue! 1028 01:30:24,650 --> 01:30:26,070 Okay, now, audience: 1029 01:30:26,070 --> 01:30:27,200 Don't dick with me: 1030 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,200 Is my tongue blue? 1031 01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,200 [Audience yells] 1032 01:30:31,470 --> 01:30:33,900 I've just been drinking fucking sake! 1033 01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:35,900 Is my tongue blue? 1034 01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:37,900 HOLY SHIT! 1035 01:30:38,170 --> 01:30:40,500 The German just said "Holy shit!" 1036 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,500 Which is, "Heilige Scheiße" and 1037 01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,500 deutsch! 1038 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,250 I think you see it better on this: 1039 01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,670 Oh, aah... 1040 01:30:48,670 --> 01:30:50,670 FUCK!! 1041 01:30:51,300 --> 01:30:53,820 What's in this shit?? 1042 01:30:54,270 --> 01:30:55,470 Blue. 1043 01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:58,570 I got U blue! 1044 01:30:58,700 --> 01:30:59,850 I got U blue. 1045 01:30:59,850 --> 01:31:01,850 Hey bitch, wanna stick? 1046 01:31:02,670 --> 01:31:04,950 Oh, speaking of blue... 1047 01:31:04,950 --> 01:31:06,700 Hellooo... 1048 01:31:06,700 --> 01:31:08,700 It's one of my "STUFF!" 1049 01:31:08,700 --> 01:31:10,700 Crew... or staff... 1050 01:31:12,070 --> 01:31:14,320 The stage has gone as blue as Kage's tongue. 1051 01:31:16,950 --> 01:31:19,270 Okay, do you know Rhapsody in blue? 1052 01:31:20,820 --> 01:31:22,970 Isn't that what United do in their safety video? 1053 01:31:22,970 --> 01:31:24,970 Nooo, never mind! 1054 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:32,570 Actually, that would've been great! 1055 01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:33,670 They put blue light on, 1056 01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:35,670 he sticks out his tongue, it's red! 1057 01:31:35,670 --> 01:31:37,670 It's just where we're at now. 1058 01:31:37,670 --> 01:31:39,670 It's like welcome to the Yeeaahhhh!!! 1059 01:31:39,870 --> 01:31:41,550 Yaaaaarrrgh! 1060 01:31:42,850 --> 01:31:45,370 Well, I'll remember that while I sleep tonight. 1061 01:31:46,900 --> 01:31:49,100 Sorry, just BBF, hey... 1062 01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:51,100 Let's have Germany, right? 1063 01:31:51,550 --> 01:31:56,820 [acoustic rape of the German anthem] 1064 01:31:56,820 --> 01:31:59,320 ...für das Deutsche 1065 01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:01,320 Vaterland...! 1066 01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,720 Ich habe Wein hier I have wine here 1067 01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,720 und ich bin and I'm happy 1068 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:08,720 glücklich, mein Wein my wine 1069 01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:11,200 ist besser is better than 1070 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,670 Deine Wein! your wine! 1071 01:32:12,670 --> 01:32:14,670 Is that invading us? 1072 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,170 Shhhhhh! 1073 01:32:18,170 --> 01:32:19,920 We're all friends now! 1074 01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:21,570 I'm not friends with anyone, 1075 01:32:21,570 --> 01:32:23,570 I'm a comedian! 1076 01:32:23,570 --> 01:32:25,570 We need a final solution. we... oh... 1077 01:32:25,570 --> 01:32:27,350 Weelll.... 1078 01:32:27,350 --> 01:32:29,350 Sorry, sorry... 1079 01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:31,750 Please don't hit-ler me! 1080 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:34,350 Oh sorry, my bad! 1081 01:32:35,450 --> 01:32:36,970 Deep breath, deep breath! 1082 01:32:36,970 --> 01:32:39,070 Okay... America! 1083 01:32:39,070 --> 01:32:40,350 America! 1084 01:32:41,620 --> 01:32:44,150 [drunk rape of "America The Beautiful"] 1085 01:32:45,820 --> 01:32:48,670 We kinda fucked up... 1086 01:32:48,670 --> 01:32:50,350 We need the words... 1087 01:32:50,350 --> 01:32:53,870 Sometimes we wish we could go back in time 1088 01:32:53,870 --> 01:32:55,870 Doctor Who.... wait what.... 1089 01:32:59,150 --> 01:33:04,620 [in the meantime, there's more molesting of a patriotic American song...] 1090 01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:11,820 And frown my good with brotherhood 1091 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:17,450 from she too.... shining.... sea... 1092 01:33:17,450 --> 01:33:19,450 [The editor of those subtitles 1093 01:33:19,450 --> 01:33:21,920 no longer takes responsibility 1094 01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:24,400 for the correct transcription 1095 01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:27,000 of the drunk mumling of those 1096 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,700 folks on stage. As a matter of fact, 1097 01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:33,100 the editor was drunk as he 1098 01:33:33,100 --> 01:33:34,750 wrote these subtitles... and he drank for a reason!] 1099 01:33:34,750 --> 01:33:37,120 This is normal, we're sorry, 1100 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:39,120 we are really drunk! 1101 01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:41,120 I don't know how... how I did.... 1102 01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:44,200 Did you just walk around the convention with 1103 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,200 that for the rest of the con? 1104 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:48,150 Can you get us the star splangled banner? 1105 01:33:48,150 --> 01:33:49,450 Spar spang ban... 1106 01:33:49,450 --> 01:33:51,450 This is a song about 1107 01:33:51,450 --> 01:33:53,450 a Mexican guy 1108 01:33:53,450 --> 01:33:56,170 trying to get across the border 1109 01:33:56,620 --> 01:33:57,470 Perfect! 1110 01:33:57,470 --> 01:33:59,300 Gimme the music okay? 1111 01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:07,600 [not-at-all alcohol induced version of "Star Sprangled Banner"] 1112 01:34:08,150 --> 01:34:12,000 What so proudly we've hailed 1113 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:16,250 by the twilight's last gleaming 1114 01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:18,250 That's the light gleaming off of the 1115 01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:20,250 badge of the border patrol 1116 01:34:20,250 --> 01:34:23,520 For the laaaaaand of the 1117 01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:26,970 help me, it's falling off the stage! 1118 01:34:26,970 --> 01:34:28,970 And the home 1119 01:34:28,970 --> 01:34:30,970 oh god, it's stuck! 1120 01:34:30,970 --> 01:34:32,970 help me! 1121 01:34:32,970 --> 01:34:34,970 The braaave! 1122 01:34:34,970 --> 01:34:36,970 Can we take this out? 1123 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:41,770 [piano covers up the random mumbling] 1124 01:34:43,420 --> 01:34:44,600 Murrica. 1125 01:34:48,570 --> 01:34:51,220 He's free, we're good. 1126 01:34:55,020 --> 01:34:56,870 You know, when I was at Eurofurence 1127 01:34:56,870 --> 01:34:58,870 many many years ago, I asked 1128 01:34:58,870 --> 01:35:00,870 never mind, it's not going away. 1129 01:35:00,870 --> 01:35:02,870 THIS IS GOING AWAY. 1130 01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:05,320 I had a talk 1131 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:07,800 The microphone stand is so drunk... 1132 01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,800 ..oldest friends in the world, hello BBF, I haahaad 1133 01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:11,800 I gave a talk called 1134 01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:13,800 "The ugly American". 1135 01:35:14,350 --> 01:35:17,170 or: why the rest of the world thinks we suck! 1136 01:35:17,570 --> 01:35:19,520 I totally thought you had a panel about me when I was.... 1137 01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:21,520 Ohnononononono! 1138 01:35:21,570 --> 01:35:23,520 I had a talk, this was... 1139 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:25,520 eh, it was... 1140 01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:26,800 it's EF 10? 1141 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:28,800 When you were young! 1142 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:30,800 Fuck you. Yes, when I was young. 1143 01:35:31,770 --> 01:35:33,850 Basically, the ugly American... 1144 01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:37,750 I wanted to know why all these folks at EF 1145 01:35:39,100 --> 01:35:40,720 thought we sucked! 1146 01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:44,420 And I asked them. 1147 01:35:44,420 --> 01:35:47,250 Ladies and Gentlemen from across the world, 1148 01:35:47,250 --> 01:35:49,250 why do Americans suck? 1149 01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:51,750 and one of them 1150 01:35:51,750 --> 01:35:55,170 he was, he had a French accent, 1151 01:35:55,170 --> 01:35:56,150 he said: 1152 01:35:56,150 --> 01:35:58,150 Why are you always 1153 01:35:58,150 --> 01:36:00,150 exporting your 1154 01:36:00,150 --> 01:36:02,150 way of life and trying to tell 1155 01:36:02,150 --> 01:36:04,150 the rest of the world how to 1156 01:36:04,150 --> 01:36:06,150 live their lifes? 1157 01:36:06,150 --> 01:36:09,000 I said, that's a good question. 1158 01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:11,000 Do you speak German? 1159 01:36:11,250 --> 01:36:11,920 He said: No. 1160 01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:13,920 I said: YOU'RE WELCOME! 1161 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:15,800 Forgive me for 1162 01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:17,800 exporting my way of life 1163 01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:19,800 on you! 1164 01:40:07,750 --> 01:40:09,570 This is gonna be the Fox and Pepper show 1165 01:40:09,570 --> 01:40:11,570 where I am more drunk than Pepper! 1166 01:40:11,570 --> 01:40:13,570 This is gonna be the first ever time! 1167 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:16,520 Probably announce as well, 1168 01:40:16,520 --> 01:40:18,300 that Pepper is officially going to 1169 01:40:18,300 --> 01:40:19,600 Eurofurence as well! 1170 01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:21,750 I've been wrangled into attending Germany! 1171 01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,750 He was threatened, I mean wrangled! 1172 01:40:23,750 --> 01:40:25,750 ...into attending.... 1173 01:40:26,120 --> 01:40:27,750 ... we gonna storm the beaches of... 1174 01:40:27,750 --> 01:40:29,750 Is Normandy in Germ... no? 1175 01:40:29,750 --> 01:40:30,770 Germanycon! 1176 01:40:30,770 --> 01:40:31,950 German... where the fuck is.... 1177 01:40:31,950 --> 01:40:33,950 What country is Normandy? 1178 01:40:51,470 --> 01:40:53,850 Hey everybody!! 1179 01:40:53,850 --> 01:40:55,250 This is Larry 1180 01:40:55,250 --> 01:40:57,750 and it's his birthday! 1181 01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,220 [applause] 1182 01:41:03,150 --> 01:41:06,420 [people sing birthday song] 1183 01:43:48,070 --> 01:43:50,250 Again with the fucking camera BBF? 1184 01:43:51,450 --> 01:43:52,200 Do you ever stop? 1185 01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:53,320 You ever think that people maybe 1186 01:43:53,320 --> 01:43:55,320 don't wanna have video taken of them? 1187 01:43:56,670 --> 01:43:58,950 Oh, the fucking light! 1188 01:43:59,170 --> 01:44:01,670 Why are you doing this to me? 1189 01:44:01,820 --> 01:44:03,900 I'm not even able to just sit.... 1190 01:44:05,250 --> 01:44:07,650 Yeah, there you go, look at this, a hyena! 1191 01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:15,650 Fuck! 1192 01:56:11,220 --> 01:56:13,070 There's fuzzies out! 1193 01:56:13,070 --> 01:56:14,250 Fuzzies! 1194 01:56:14,250 --> 01:56:15,650 Fuzzy fuzzies! 1195 01:56:15,650 --> 01:56:17,220 Look at the fuzzies! 1196 01:56:17,220 --> 01:56:18,370 Those are fuzzies. 1197 01:56:18,370 --> 01:56:19,820 I'm not fuzzy! 1198 01:56:19,820 --> 01:56:21,820 This is not a fuzzy face! 1199 01:56:22,070 --> 01:56:23,720 These are fuzzies! 1200 01:56:23,720 --> 01:56:27,400 You're not a fuzzy but you play one on TV! 1201 01:57:11,570 --> 01:57:13,020 Now eat it!# 1202 01:57:20,900 --> 01:57:22,720 Bork bork! 1203 01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:50,170 Borkbork! 1204 02:00:15,200 --> 02:00:17,350 I have a Wookie chair! 1205 02:00:29,550 --> 02:00:32,050 Mama told me there'll be days like this. 1206 02:00:38,170 --> 02:00:40,120 Bang bang bang! 1207 02:00:41,770 --> 02:00:43,800 Wait, I gotta reload, hold on! 1208 02:00:45,000 --> 02:00:47,500 Reload, reload! 1209 02:00:53,770 --> 02:00:54,600 Gosh... 1210 02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:56,600 No! 1211 02:00:57,200 --> 02:00:59,770 Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold 1212 02:00:59,770 --> 02:01:01,770 I know, I can't... 1213 02:01:03,870 --> 02:01:06,900 My mother said you sticky thingie blue! 1214 02:01:07,150 --> 02:01:09,620 Don't... fox, wolf... 1215 02:01:23,300 --> 02:01:26,120 Oh wait, sorry, I got mesmerized! 1216 02:03:21,970 --> 02:03:24,750 One more time 1217 02:03:25,420 --> 02:03:26,700 honestly, 1218 02:03:26,700 --> 02:03:28,700 this time around, 1219 02:03:28,700 --> 02:03:30,700 it's not the biggest, 1220 02:03:30,700 --> 02:03:32,700 but you know what, it's always 1221 02:03:34,150 --> 02:03:36,500 and forever will be the most homiest con 1222 02:03:36,500 --> 02:03:38,500 I'll ever be to. 1223 02:03:39,020 --> 02:03:40,950 I've got the greatest 1224 02:03:40,950 --> 02:03:43,800 friends, the people I love 1225 02:03:43,800 --> 02:03:47,170 I have Calico, 1226 02:03:47,170 --> 02:03:50,950 Jin, I've got Silver, Tyzen, 1227 02:03:50,950 --> 02:03:52,950 I got Rayne, Savage, 1228 02:03:52,950 --> 02:03:55,900 I got Corey, Cortax, I got blue, 1229 02:03:56,920 --> 02:03:59,120 I got the whole party, I got everything! 1230 02:03:59,120 --> 02:04:01,120 What more do I need, man! 1231 02:04:01,550 --> 02:04:04,050 I'm Tillikum and I approve of this message! 1232 02:04:12,600 --> 02:04:13,750 My name is Xzadfor 1233 02:04:13,750 --> 02:04:15,750 and you're watching BBF! 1234 02:04:17,050 --> 02:04:18,520 Oh my god! 1235 02:04:18,520 --> 02:04:20,520 The Dutch Oven Dragon! 1236 02:04:21,650 --> 02:04:24,350 Next time, pay the 5 bucks for the pupils! 1237 02:04:27,320 --> 02:04:29,450 Yeah, I'm looking at you, too. 1238 02:04:30,850 --> 02:04:32,150 I'm just trying to make you stay in the way 1239 02:04:32,150 --> 02:04:33,150 and block everything. 1240 02:04:33,150 --> 02:04:35,150 It's working! 1241 02:04:35,450 --> 02:04:36,950 Xzadfor! 1242 02:04:36,950 --> 02:04:38,950 I just walk in the door and who do I run into? 1243 02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:42,450 Glad to see you, my friend! 1244 02:04:42,450 --> 02:04:44,450 Oh, that's a first! 1245 02:04:45,200 --> 02:04:47,250 Guess what, do you like French food? 1246 02:04:47,250 --> 02:04:49,250 Look at this! 1247 02:04:49,470 --> 02:04:51,720 Two of them! 1248 02:04:52,620 --> 02:04:54,700 That wasn't in the contract! 1249 02:04:55,620 --> 02:04:57,370 71... 1250 02:04:57,370 --> 02:04:58,470 Oh look at you. 1251 02:04:58,470 --> 02:05:00,470 72... I like to count. 73... 1252 02:05:00,470 --> 02:05:01,650 Hah hah hah! 1253 02:05:01,650 --> 02:05:02,400 78! 1254 02:05:02,400 --> 02:05:03,170 74... 1255 02:05:03,170 --> 02:05:03,850 71! 1256 02:05:03,850 --> 02:05:04,550 75... 1257 02:05:04,550 --> 02:05:05,520 79! 1258 02:05:05,520 --> 02:05:07,100 76... 1259 02:05:07,100 --> 02:05:08,100 77... 1260 02:05:08,100 --> 02:05:09,850 I'm that guy...! 1261 02:05:09,850 --> 02:05:11,850 It's the drunken tornado and its 1262 02:05:11,850 --> 02:05:13,850 mural... 1263 02:05:26,650 --> 02:05:29,870 Ceiling Pandez is watching you! 1264 02:05:30,950 --> 02:05:32,950 Sparky Bluefox's dick is so big 1265 02:05:32,950 --> 02:05:35,450 it still has snow on it from wintertime! 1266 02:05:35,450 --> 02:05:37,450 His dick is so big 1267 02:05:37,450 --> 02:05:39,450 it has its own opening act.