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A hotel in Michigan.
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Everything seems quiet.
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Suddenly...
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Chaos, noise...
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Animals everywhere!
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Nooooohhh!!
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Everybody is looking for the ultimate party.
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Run!!
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On their search for alcoholic beverages,
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Why is it so dark?
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No cameras, no paparazzi!
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Fuck off!
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Nothing seems to stop them.
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I don't know!!
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And the clock is ticking.
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For convention goers
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the clock starts ticking the moment they
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arrive. Their chance of surviving a
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convention is cut in half if they don't destroy
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all of the alcohol in the first
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48 hours.
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Novi, Michigan.
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A quiet area.
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A big thread of alcohol has been reported.
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Detroit Homi-Cider Xzadfor
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is responding to the case.
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Here we are
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at Motor City Furcon 2016
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We've aquired a room,
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Now we're going to aquire Meijer's for everything
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that needs to mix with the things
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we brought...
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Xzadfor has been going to conventions since
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1985.
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He is in charge of the disposal of all
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alcohol at the crime scene.
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Later we'll probably dine on
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fresh annoying goose in the parking lot
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doggy style,
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Probably go down to the bar
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and visit our favourite ladies,
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maybe gloat a little bit on Twitter
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that we're here and you're not.
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That sort of thing.
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For the safety of the convention attendees,
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Xzadfor's job is to confiscate
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as much evidence as possible.
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In addition to that,
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he is in charge of building a honey pot
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to distract the worst offenders
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away from the crime scene.
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At a local convenience store,
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he finds aisles are full of evidence.
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Busy times
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for Xzadfor.
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First cart!
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We got a really good
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place that has lots of beer and booze nearby
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and while Meijer's is okay,
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we are....
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gonna find...
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more evidence of spirits there than in
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any Ghosthunters episode.
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They had shit you can't find at any other place.
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Krinkle Cream.
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Hohohoo!
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What happens in Xzad's room stays in Xzad's room
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because you can't remember!
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In case you're wondering,
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Michigans, you gotta make sure you're ready#
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to brew at any time.
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We have a corny keg,
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a manner,
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bad fursuiter paddle,
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Back at the crime scene,
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Xzadfor sets up the honey pot.
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I'm relaxing after setting all this shit up.
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What?
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The honey pot has barely been set up
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and it already attracts the first
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suspects.
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This is a Dr. Pepper,
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tastes like Dr. Pepper when you drink it
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in a certain way:
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You do this....
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Tastes like Dr. Pepper. Perfect!
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Thursday...
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There is still a lot of alcohol around.
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And people bring even more.
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You're not allowed to drive with an arm's reach of open booze.
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I have long arms!
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You can reach all of that booze!
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This...
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That one's for you!
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You seem like a Scotch-fan...
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I can't....
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Can't and Shouldn't are two different things!
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I believe in you!
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I can't!
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Damn!
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Wait a minute..
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It's tequila in a box!
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Boxed tequila!
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It's the booze in a box....
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Booze in a box!
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Now we're personally ready to run a convention.
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Let's do this!
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You know I kinda hate you!
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Fact:
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Not kinda. I do hate you.
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I hate you with a passion.
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You, your camera,
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everything about you.
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Cause....
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You can never just leave me alone.
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Suspicious activities also at the
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back entrance.
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Machinery of all kinds is being
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carted into the hotel.
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While the hotel is turning more and more into a crime scene,
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the first felony is already
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being committed:
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Loads of non-alcoholic drinks
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are being smuggled onto
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the premises.
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Well, we....
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we found we'd do some video
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or record some
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people do a lot of work here
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unloading Faygo,
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and building things in the main ballroom...
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It's a lot of work,
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I'm sweating just
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from watching it!
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Welcome to MCFC!
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Or... the beginning of it!
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We're currently setting up Main Events.
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It's awesome.
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Rob, get over here!
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This is Rob,
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He's an amazing person,
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also my video guy and
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video and lighting guy.
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It's two things at once!
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Nah, we're just setting up Main Events
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make sure that it looks good....
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and it'll look good once we get it all set up
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I'm, ah, it's.... Motor C....
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Welcome to Motor City Furry Con
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2016, here
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at the Sheraton Novi.
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In our third illustrious year,
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or our ninth illustrious year
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depending on how you feel like doing the math.
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We don't talk about the "before" time.
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Hi!
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Welcome to MCFC
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2016, we're gonna have lots
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of fun!
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While more attendees arrive,
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the weapon of booze destruction
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is already here.
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Hi.
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You!
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Are here again at this convention!
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Why?
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I'm trying to run away from you
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worldwide but you keep on following
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me everywhere!
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*dook* *dook* *dook* *dook* *dook*
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There are so many cameras!
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So many cameras at this party!
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I heard the human bullhorn was here....
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I am the quietest
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person you'll ever meet.
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I was quiet to this gentleman here.
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You never heard him after a Bloomin' Onion!
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Oooh why?!
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That was something you said!
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Okay then.
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You're gonna completely whitewash
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me with all these lights!
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Oh, it's cameras, oh god!
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Hold on....
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Go on, do what you will,
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I can't see anything right now!
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How many times are you gonna take your glasses off
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and say that this weekend?
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Hold on...
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Oh my god!
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Wait a minute....
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Clark Kent,
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who the hell is that?
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Yes, I'd like to ask a few questions
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I can't see a damn thing!
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Hey, why did I do that?
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Tirell is ghosting the con!
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I'm ghosting the con
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but I'm not Tirrel.
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But I am the biggest disappointment
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if you're looking for Tirrel.
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Hi!
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I'm a disappointment!
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My new series called
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"People Eating Angrily".
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I'm not angry, I'm just
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you know....
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You gotta eat angrily.
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How about you, Sir?
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So angry!
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That damn bacon killed your family!
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Grandpa's heart attack was because of this.
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You wanna be part of my new series,
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"People eating angrily in the morning because
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there's a cameraguy there"?
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Arrrrr!
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We should be like, people that are like....
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"Holy crap, you're alive today after last night?"
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An angry Canadian is like,
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Darn it! I'm sorry I'm eating you!
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We're gonna do like Bullet Time.
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This is not Tim Horton's coffee from Canada.
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It's just regular,
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It's a substitute for coffee.
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What's happening?
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This is part of German's natural habitat!
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Why don't you do good movies anymore?
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I don't know!
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I lost some real estate,
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I lost all my money....
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Your face looks like a Picasso right now.
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You might wanna fix this.
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There's no fixing this, this is a train wreck.
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Friday morning.
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There is still no lead that indicates
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that the amounts of alcohol present
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are decreasing. To the contrary.
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It seems it's getting out of hand.
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What?
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I'm trying to talk.
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And time is running out.
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That thing!
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I'm not a thing!
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You're....
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kitty.
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I'm not a kitty either, but...
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Mow!
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You're a cow?
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No?
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Wow!
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Why do I have a camera on me?
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Am I that cute?
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Am I photogenic?
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Am I?
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Here you go!
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You gotta cuddle me, man"
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Hi!
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Haaaiii!
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Oh my god, it's so big!
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Hi!
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OMG!
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I'm embarassed!
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Don't taze me, bro!
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Raccoon's in the box right now,
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he's beating on the walls.
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LET ME OUT!!
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And I'm not telling anyone where that box is.
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The box stays hidden, it's gone,
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He's scratching his way through the box.
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It's like a horror movie where your fursuits
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are coming out of the box.
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I tried to put it in the bag,
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it squeezed a little tight.
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This should be a quick breathing
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and it closes the eyes.
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LIVE AGAIN!!
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Hahahaha!
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LEMME OUT!!!
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says the raccoon,
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LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!!!
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No, it's staying in the box.
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We got this cat instead.
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Well.
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Row, row, row your boat,
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gently down the stream!
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Haaaiiii!
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Hi, aaah!
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Hi, hi!
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I'm, like, so embarassed!
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I love you, New York!
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Awwww!
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This is my friend!
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Haha!
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He's a fox and
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I'm a husky! And
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over here, we have
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another friend and he
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he's a friend
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and...
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this guy, he's not
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a friend, hahaha!
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Look into my eyes!
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No, no, no!
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Why do you do this to me?
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We're here at this con,
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Thanks, I really appreciate it!
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He already got videos of
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me doing nothing.
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We're waiting.
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Hey, come here!
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Come here!
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No!
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I gotta be somewhere!
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I got somebody waiting for me!
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I didn't know Zarkey was gonna be here!
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Boooooh!
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Go back to Phoenix!
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We don't want you here!
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Look how close they let people...
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It's everywhere!
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They put, like, boogers
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out of their nose
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like, all over....
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everywhere, like,
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boogers everywhere.
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And yeah....
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There's no respect.
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I have to take a nap.
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That's what these are for!
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They're for all the people....
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This is what they're for!
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These are for the people that don't have a room!
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I got it!
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00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:24,940
You're so smart!
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00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,500
You don't have a room, do you?
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00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,260
These are sleeping-chairs!
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These are for people who don't have a room!
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00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:05,120
WOW!!
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What if I want to sleep here?
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No!
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You're terrible!
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I'll sleep on the floor!
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00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,280
Dogs are supposed to sleep on the floor.
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Hold that pose!
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00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:25,540
What?
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00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,360
That's the money-shot!
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00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:49,540
We're gonna see all the guests of honor,
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staff, con, to make this wonderful
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weekend better.
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This is late opening ceremonies, so it's
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basically how everything normally works.
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00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,520
Your camera does not taste like chicken!
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00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,520
This is bad for me! What kind of
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00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,260
technology do you people use over there?
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00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,520
It should taste like chicken so when I eat it
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00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,520
it's enjoyable and you'll see me slobber all
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00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,520
over the camera!
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00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,760
I think there's furries out there, I can't tell.
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00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,180
All I see is a white lab coat.
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00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,340
Some mad scientist out there.
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00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,040
There's no mikes....
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00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,380
Oddy! Oddy!!
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00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,020
I can shout really loud!
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00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,280
Get Alkali!
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00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,280
NO!!!
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00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,700
Not my con, not my voice.
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00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:03,800
Alright,
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00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,300
He says "Hi
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00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,300
and leave now!"
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00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,720
While you still can!
371
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,620
Still need mikes!
372
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,920
They're on, you just have to talk into them!
373
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,800
Mine works!
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00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800
Test Test!
375
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,120
Into the mouth!
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00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,900
I don't have Alkali's mouth, can't open that wide.
377
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:34,300
Sorry, Alkali!
378
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,620
Practice.
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00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,620
Practice makes perfect.
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00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:41,900
Welcome to MCFC 2016!
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00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,900
We're glad to have you all here.
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00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,420
I'm Snap, the con chair
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00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:52,060
to my right is Ed of Con Ops,
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00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:55,940
ArtKit who is our liaison for charity,
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00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,800
GoH, hotel and
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00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,740
pretty much everything else we need to liaise,
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00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:03,520
to the right of him is Rudy,
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00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,160
he is our treasurer, he makes
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00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,160
sure all of our books are in order and we don't
390
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,160
overspend and basically tells me
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00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,640
"not allowed" when we want to buy something.
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00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,640
It's not in the budget.
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00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,020
That is his catchphrase.
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00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,020
If he was a superhero, that would be it.
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00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,400
To the left, I tried to create an evil clone of myself
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00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,680
unfortunately it came out Canadian.
397
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:27,320
This is Pandez, our vice chair.
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00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,440
Not sorry, hahahaha!
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00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,640
Canadian...
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00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:43,280
Hello, YouTube!
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00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:48,820
We have some wonderful guests of honor this year
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00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:52,660
Nereza, can you step up real quick?
403
00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:54,660
Are you in the room?
404
00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,440
Go to the dealers den
405
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,060
after closing ceremonies and buy lots of art!
406
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,480
You can meet her at the GoH panel later this afternoon.
407
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,220
Our other wonderful guest of honor
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00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:14,720
they build fursuits
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00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,740
and hoodies and do art and wonderful things
410
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:18,740
Lemonbrat!
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00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:22,760
Give them a wonderful round of applause
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00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,760
thank you so much for coming out
413
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,060
They will be at the Meet the GoH panel this afternoon
414
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:31,480
and also in the dealers den, buy lots of stuff.
415
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,500
This is an example of their suits right here,
416
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,500
look how adorable it is!
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00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,500
We have a certain individual
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00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,500
well known in the fandom for
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00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,060
going on and on, I mean, telling wonderful
420
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:48,060
stories...
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00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,160
He is more than happy to have you
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00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,160
buy him a glass of wine, make sure it's red,
423
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,160
I mean, white!
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00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,400
White Zinfandel I think
425
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,400
I think it's Riesling!
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00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:59,200
Dr. Horrible, I mean,
427
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,200
Uncle Kage!
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00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,540
Thank you so much for coming out!
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00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,340
I see that hand gesture, Sir!
430
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,080
How uncanadian of you!
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00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,520
Hello and welcome
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00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,520
to MCFC
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00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,520
which is where your ass is sitting
434
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,520
right now. My Name is 2 Gryphon
435
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,520
and I was sitting around one day
436
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,520
just suddenly the MCFC
437
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,520
staff sent me an email and said "Hey 2
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00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,520
could you maybe make a
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00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,520
video for our
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00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,520
members and...
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00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,520
*blllllrrrghlll*
442
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,540
And I'm like
443
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,540
Are you kidding me? Do you know my schedule?
444
00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:41,540
I have morons to beat down!
445
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,420
I have SJWs to castrate
446
00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:46,420
Are you kidding me? But it was
447
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:48,420
okay, it's all cool because
448
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,340
I hope you guys have a wonderful
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00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:52,340
convention this weekend, I know there's a lot
450
00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:54,340
programming and a lot of fun you guys
451
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,340
are gonna have and if
452
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:59,220
I can get you guys to make enough noise
453
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,980
then I'll hear you in Colorado.
454
00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:02,980
We're gonna do a thing here, stay with me
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00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:05,540
three, two, one,
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00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:07,540
Babylunch!!
457
00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:09,540
What the hell?
458
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,440
Get it together!
459
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,440
I know you guys want
460
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,440
Great Giraffe. We have to add some Bree
461
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,440
lez's raise the roof
462
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,440
with this Bree and maybe
463
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,440
some damn miracle will fricking
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00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,940
happen. Ready? Three,
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00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:24,720
two, one,
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00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,720
BREEEEE!
467
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,780
Now you're gonna dun it!
468
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,120
2????
469
00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:40,140
Where did you come from?
470
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:46,600
I was just making a video in my studio and then...
471
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,280
suddenly this hole went open
472
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,280
in the wall and there you guys are.
473
00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:53,120
Magical great giraffe right there!
474
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,120
Is this the furry Narnia?
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00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,000
It's Furnarnia!
476
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:00,860
We actually had our mad scientist over there
477
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,860
loan us the portal gun.
478
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:05,260
Yeah.. I like the new look.
479
00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,640
There's a few things the hotel
480
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,760
has for us this weekend,
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00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,420
they got some special menus
482
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,420
they do pzzas for us, just for this
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00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:16,260
convention, not for anyone else!
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00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:18,260
They're ordering specific
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00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:20,260
pizzas just for us so if you need food
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00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:22,060
they got some awesome specials,
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00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:24,060
so check with them, they keep their
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00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,060
bar open later than for any other
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00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:28,060
convention,
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00:32:28,060 --> 00:32:30,060
literally, normally they close at midnight
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00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:32,060
they keep it several hours open
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00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:34,060
later because
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00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:36,060
we make them more money than any
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00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:38,060
other con at this hotel.
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00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,580
Do keep in mind,
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00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,580
that if you're in the lobby or
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00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,580
in the hallways, theoretically
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00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:49,580
you should only be having drinks from the
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00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:51,580
bar, if what you have is
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00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,460
looks like it's orange or apple juice
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00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:56,020
it's fine, if it looks like booze
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00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,020
that is against the hotel policy
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00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,020
and the code of conduct for
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00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:02,020
the con so
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00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:04,020
you may see us asking, "Hey we need you to go back
506
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:06,020
to your room with that", so
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00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:08,020
please nothing that is blatantly obviously
508
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,020
oh, a giant jug with three
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00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,020
Xes on it.
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00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,360
Now you will see
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00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,360
some performers consuming
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00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,360
alcohol on stage, that is
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00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,360
part of our contract!
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00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,080
Possibly a fox and a
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00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,080
coyote and a cockroach...
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00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,080
and a gryphon, and a
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00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,080
panda, and a ferret....
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00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,480
and anyone else we chose
519
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,480
to consume alcohol in the sake
520
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,480
of programming. It's in
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00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,080
We consume alcohol for you!
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00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,960
We drink so you don't have to.
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00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,960
But you can, too, just don't make it too
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00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,960
obvious because hey, if you had
525
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,960
a drink you're fine, if you're obviously
526
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,960
inebriated in con space, we may ask you
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00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,960
to go take a nap for half an hour.
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00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:01,880
This is for your safety.
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00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,340
We wanna make sure that
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00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:06,340
Did you guys just make the point that
531
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:08,340
we drink for their safety?
532
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:10,340
Yes we did! We consume alcohol
533
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,340
so there's less for you!
534
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:17,940
Have fun, don't get too drunk,
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00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,480
works out for you, you just
536
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,480
get superdrunk cause...
537
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,100
He is walking booze!
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00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,400
Yes, very much!
539
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,220
The official word: Have fun, don't get too drunk.
540
00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:30,220
The unofficial word is: If you're not
541
00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:32,920
drunk right now, you're already doing it wrong.
542
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,100
The one thing we need to do is
543
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:40,100
introduce our last two special guests
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00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,180
coming all the way over from Scotland
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00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,200
I said that wrong twice when I practiced!
546
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:52,120
... and from the far west side of the states,
547
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,840
Fox Amoore and Pepper Coyote,
548
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,840
they are some wonderful musicians
549
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,840
they've been touring multiple cons
550
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,980
And I've been told they have
551
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:05,980
a little something special and I don't know
552
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,980
what it is!
553
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,880
I'm a little scared cause ...
554
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,880
He's already working on it!
555
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,880
He's already pre-gaming!
556
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:15,940
I haven't eaten 20 hours
557
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,940
and I had two beers!
558
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,560
I just had feta cheese all day, nothing else.
559
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,420
Plates and plates of feta cheese!
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00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:29,420
[beatboxing]
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00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,860
[sings "Try Anything" by Shakira]
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00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,600
I can't think of a better way to wrap
563
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,600
up opening ceremonies, is there anything else
564
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,600
other than maybe telling them that
565
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,600
the sponsors lounge should be open?
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00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,600
You could rub yourself in butter and start...
567
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,940
Nevermind.
568
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:16,660
NO BUTTER SITUATION!
569
00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:19,540
Take away his mike!
570
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,540
I notion that we
571
00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,540
end opening ceremonies and let
572
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:25,260
these people go frolic and play
573
00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,720
and have a wonderful time!
574
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,720
Go and have fun!
575
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,440
5pm beer will be available in the sponsors lounge!
576
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,880
Have a good time, spend money in the dealers den
577
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,620
give money to the charity, have a great con!
578
00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:42,320
You owe me an appology for that moustache!
579
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,780
That was shameful!
580
00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:46,780
What are you doing?
581
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,200
*evil laughter*
582
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,480
Sorry.... sorry.
583
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,520
Investigation at the crime scene.
584
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,520
It's a slow Friday afternoon.
585
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,860
But there are already people
586
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,860
dealing everywhere.
587
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,200
The first 48 hours are nearly over
588
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,200
We'er being spied upon!
589
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,400
Of course!
590
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,400
We're a TV crew.
591
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,400
And if anything, the amount of
592
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,400
alcohol at this convention is
593
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,400
still increasing.
594
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,400
The clock is ticking.
595
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,400
[chatter]
596
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:38,840
That's what a lady drinks.
597
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,840
Okay, one moment!
598
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,780
Excuse me!
599
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,640
BBF is here with a camera!
600
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,640
You can edit that, right?
601
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,640
He'll edit that!
602
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,640
No?
603
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,960
That's German, they shake their heads when they mean "Yes".
604
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,680
That's true, right?
605
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,680
See, that's....
606
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,700
He disagrees with me, ah...
607
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,700
Will you be at the Mixology tonight?
608
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,200
Mixology 101?
609
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:05,740
What time is it?
610
00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:07,740
I don't know, can't figure out the schedule.
611
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,280
Seven?
612
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,560
I think that should be....
613
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,560
Hiiiii!
614
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:15,140
I'll make you a ladies drink.
615
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,700
Thank you!
616
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:19,520
Not the Tequila Sunrise from last night!
617
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,520
Because....
618
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,520
You put too much in there.
619
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,880
I don't know what's happening right now.
620
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,880
I came here to find some civilized
621
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,880
good company and all I get are
622
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,660
these people. A guy in a
623
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,660
top hat, a guy in a lab coat,
624
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,660
then you have one civilized lady
625
00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,660
over here, and then the rest of them
626
00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:43,600
these people,
627
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,600
I don't know!
628
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,960
It's fine, I like it!
629
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,640
What is this?
630
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,920
Here's the funny thing:
631
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,920
This is her first time to a furry con!
632
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,820
No respect for foxes I'm telling you...
633
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,380
No respect.
634
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,380
*laughs*
635
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,580
Schnauzenboppen!
636
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,340
I can talk in a minute...
637
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,140
Does this get in the BBC news?
638
00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:08,760
I don't know...
639
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,820
Hi, Cee!
640
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:11,820
Hello!
641
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,940
Don't show my mother!
642
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,680
Cee, what are you doing?
643
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,540
I don't know!
644
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:49,360
What's going on here?
645
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,360
I don't know, help me!
646
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,640
No no no no no!
647
00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:32,140
Hello!
648
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,100
No, stop it!
649
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,640
Get it away... aah, it's the table!
650
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,700
No camera, no paparazzi!
651
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,080
No!
652
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:57,020
At least wait 'till I'm in suit, dude!
653
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,520
Don't titty-scoop me!
654
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,620
Can't be molested for
655
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:43,620
five seconds... get it away from me!
656
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,120
Help!
657
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,120
I'm being molested by a camera!
658
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,540
Tony, I'm being molested
659
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:55,540
by a camera!
660
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,180
Eeeehhhh.
661
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:06,380
You're gonna want to stroke it.
662
00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:08,380
Careful, I might deepthroat that!
663
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:18,320
Stop! For gods sake!
664
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:04,740
In the First 48,
665
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:06,740
Cpt. Xzadfor has responded to a
666
00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:08,440
case of alcohol abuse
667
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,800
at a furry con in Detroit.
668
00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:12,840
His attempt of confiscating all
669
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,840
possible evidence has not lead to
670
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,840
any results as countless
671
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,840
suspects bring in more.
672
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,540
there is no shortage of booze in sight.
673
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,900
Later that night...
674
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,620
MCFC...
675
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,020
I have the hiccups because
676
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,300
I'm...
677
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:47,160
real....
678
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:47,860
*burp*
679
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:49,860
really fucking drunk and...
680
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,700
I need to use this room.
681
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:53,480
This is the room that
682
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,820
I need to use.
683
00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:55,980
But it's okay!
684
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,980
Because everybody here
685
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,980
is drunk and has
686
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:01,980
the hiccup, and we all
687
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,980
are having fun, we're chilling
688
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:05,980
out, it's, eh,
689
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,900
groovy, and
690
00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:10,440
I'm about to go to main stage because
691
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,440
there's a big sh... ugh...
692
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,440
show going on right now
693
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,620
And this is gonna be awesome.
694
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,660
It's not mine,
695
00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,660
mine's already dine but
696
00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:22,660
I have another one later
697
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:24,920
oh my god, ugh...
698
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,600
The situation escalates...
699
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,600
there are intoxicated people
700
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,840
Everywhere.
701
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,840
It's chaos here...
702
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,460
lots of grown men here...
703
00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:41,220
in animal costumes.
704
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:42,560
I'm here in this hotel,
705
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,900
I don't know what's going on,
706
00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:45,900
I see a bunch of...
707
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,780
critters!
708
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:49,680
It blows my mind,
709
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,440
I don't know!
710
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,440
There's a whole lot of people
711
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,440
a lot of fuzz,
712
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,440
too much skin.
713
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,660
Then again,
714
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:01,660
There's these hybrids
715
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:03,660
they're dancing and
716
00:54:03,660 --> 00:54:04,420
staring at me
717
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,420
They're all over the place
718
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:08,420
taking video and pictures
719
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,060
It completely blows my mind
720
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,620
It's the end of the world!
721
00:54:14,620 --> 00:54:16,620
Especially that one!
722
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:17,800
Yeah, you!
723
00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:10,060
I already offered you...
724
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:14,760
There's way too many foxes here
725
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,760
almost all of this is foxes,
726
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,760
can't have that, it's too much!
727
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,760
there's gotta be a limit!
728
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,780
There's gotta be a limit, this is not acceptable!
729
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,420
This is what they do!
730
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,420
This is why you can't have too many foxes!
731
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,400
This is the Sheraton hotel,
732
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,400
and we are with
733
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,400
anthropomorphic animals walking around
734
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,440
There's a lot of people down here
735
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,400
looks like everybody's having a lot of fun.
736
00:59:20,060 --> 00:59:20,920
Aaah!
737
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,920
There's a lot of animals
738
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,920
and some of them are cute,
739
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,920
but some of them need a....
740
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,240
This one's cute!
741
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,000
There's lots of animals,
742
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,420
some of them need a brushing,
743
00:59:31,420 --> 00:59:32,620
some of them are really cute.
744
00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:34,620
Some of them have a really nice butt
745
00:59:34,620 --> 00:59:35,840
for those of you who are into fursuit butts.
746
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,840
It's a different
747
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,020
situation from normal life
748
00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:42,000
As the night moves on,
749
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
things only get worse.
750
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:38,920
Coyotes need to be molested.
751
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,820
They have to be molested!
752
01:01:42,140 --> 01:01:44,320
Coyotes WANT to be molested.
753
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:46,960
He says no,
754
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,240
but he means yes!
755
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:50,600
Coyotes want
756
01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:53,620
Don't you want to be molested?
757
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,460
See, he says nooooo....
758
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,140
I did not do this!
759
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,060
That wasn't me.
760
01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:05,060
But I'll take advantage anyway!
761
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,540
I have a coyote!
762
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,920
I has coyote!
763
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,940
Coyote for me!
764
01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:04,940
Mine!
765
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,820
My coyote!
766
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,680
Do you belong to somebody?
767
01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:20,140
You do now! OMG!
768
01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:26,480
Oh god!
769
01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:28,860
What is going on?
770
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,480
I'm kind of scared but
771
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,480
excited at the same time!
772
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,340
I don't know... oh god!
773
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,740
That was my nose!
774
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,200
A bunch of fursuiters around me
775
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,200
and they're looking gorgeous!
776
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:46,980
Come on!
777
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:48,980
Get around here, look at this stuff!
778
01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:50,980
This stuff goes on everywhere!
779
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:53,940
Fun!
780
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,640
My hat! Or my badge?
781
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:12,620
My badge, oh my god!
782
01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:17,840
Don't break it, it's a Stetson!
783
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,840
It's the real deal!
784
01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:24,960
This is a paws-on experience!
785
01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:27,420
You know how they say "hands-on experience"?
786
01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:29,420
This is a "Paws-on experience".
787
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,380
Seriously!
788
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:06,740
Say my name!
789
01:06:06,740 --> 01:06:07,940
I don't.....
790
01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:09,940
You're fucked!
791
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,300
Say my name!
792
01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:14,780
Don't you know who I am?
793
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:17,600
I do, I took pictures of you 3 months ago!
794
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:22,980
[manic laughter]
795
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,900
OMG BBF's stealing my soul!
796
01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:30,900
[screams]
797
01:06:31,460 --> 01:06:33,620
I can't do that!
798
01:06:36,740 --> 01:06:38,100
Hi kids!
799
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:39,700
I'm Krusty the clown!
800
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:42,180
You need to be here, enjoying my show!
801
01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:50,500
Touch my hand with your paw!
802
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,860
Oh sergal, yes, sergal!
803
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:26,880
Come one!
804
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,880
I got a whole
805
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,880
flock of wuffs, is that what you call them,
806
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:32,880
a flock? No?
807
01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:34,340
A pack! I'm sorry.
808
01:09:34,820 --> 01:09:36,420
I got a pack of wolves!
809
01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:56,320
Don't start a howl!
810
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,320
Beware, don't start a howl!
811
01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,920
[wolves howl]
812
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,220
Right now, you got Snoop
813
01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:32,220
Saturday night at MCFC
814
01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:34,900
I'm having an amazing good ...
815
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:37,100
Excuse me, an amazingly good time
816
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:39,100
as you can tell, I might just feel a little
817
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,100
boomrushed, you know
818
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,740
I'm pretty well on the floor right at the moment
819
01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:45,880
Follow me, Blue, please,
820
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,880
if you don't mind!
821
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,840
I'm at a con right now
822
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,180
I'm sitting in Novi in the middle of Michigan
823
01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,820
I'm enjoying myself
824
01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:58,820
with a bunch of good friends
825
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,400
with a bunch of good company
826
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,640
Doing Snoop, enjoying myself
827
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,640
loving people, I just wanna say this:
828
01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:09,660
I'm sitting at this con on a Friday
829
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,040
There's two more days left,
830
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,760
It's nothing but fun,
831
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:16,760
IT's going to be nothing but fun!
832
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:18,740
Everybody's life has their problems,
833
01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:20,740
everybody has their issues,
834
01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,740
at the end of the day I'm taking
835
01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:24,740
vacation, like, you know what?
836
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,620
I can have some fun!
837
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:30,180
I can enjoy a little bit of life!
838
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:32,180
I can do something I don't do every day!
839
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,780
And you know what?
840
01:12:33,780 --> 01:12:35,780
Everybody around is important!
841
01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:42,200
Saturday.
842
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,200
The ongoing investigations don't
843
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,200
go by unnoticed by the attendees.
844
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,200
Random people form a protest
845
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,200
march to express their
846
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,200
disagreement with the way police
847
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,200
is crunching down on their
848
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,200
alcohol consumption. The weather
849
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,200
forms an extra challenge to
850
01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,920
the investigators.
851
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,920
It's so cold,
852
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,720
my moustache is frozen.
853
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,720
It's sharp, like a
854
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,480
like a booger stuck to your jacket, you
855
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,480
cut yourself on out here in the cold.
856
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:54,600
I love it!
857
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,600
I want you to see me before I fall on my
858
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,600
face on that hill dammit!
859
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:33,760
Hi!
860
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,300
I'm a dog.
861
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:36,740
You're a drrrrg.
862
01:16:36,740 --> 01:16:37,600
No, I'm not!
863
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:38,160
You're a drrrrg.
864
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,020
I'm not a drrrg, I'm a good boy.
865
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:42,020
You're a drrg. Dorrrrg!
866
01:16:46,980 --> 01:16:49,180
I'm eagerly awaiting your message!
867
01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:54,060
Alright! Guys!
868
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,780
No, you have to go this way!
869
01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:58,780
You're just wandering...
870
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:23,720
It's the end of the fursuit parade.
871
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,720
It's 30°F
872
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,720
this Saturday!
873
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:31,520
But look at these guys, they're all warm!
874
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,520
They're all warm and cuddly!
875
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,700
Another successful fursuit parade here at
876
01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:38,700
MCFC!
877
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:49,320
Saturday.
878
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,320
The protest march has dispersed.
879
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:54,300
Everybody is minding their own business again.
880
01:19:54,300 --> 01:19:56,300
And yet, still no lead
881
01:19:56,300 --> 01:19:57,960
in sight.
882
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,960
The investigators seem to be stuck.
883
01:20:00,780 --> 01:20:02,660
The situation at the crime scene
884
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:04,660
is still very tense
885
01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:06,660
every move could lead to
886
01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:08,660
riots!
887
01:20:08,660 --> 01:20:10,660
The camera team even gets attacked
888
01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:12,660
by hungry huskies.
889
01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:14,980
It's good!
890
01:20:15,380 --> 01:20:17,280
Nomnomnom!
891
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,120
We have our animal people on the loose
892
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,120
so as you can see everybody's frantic
893
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,120
Everybody's very scared right now.
894
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,160
looks like they're having a good time
895
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,160
but everybody's actually just scared
896
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,500
We have to act like we have a good time
897
01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,500
otherwise the animals will attack.
898
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,440
Everybody looks like they're having fun,
899
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:36,440
they're socializing,
900
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,440
fursuiting,
901
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:40,160
and...
902
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,160
drinking. Lots of drinking.
903
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:44,160
It wouldn't be MCFC without a lot
904
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,160
of drinking.
905
01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:12,140
What the fuck are you doing here?
906
01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:14,140
Who is that?
907
01:22:14,140 --> 01:22:16,140
It#s Big Blue Fox!
908
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,900
This isn't good 'cause I'm really drunk!
909
01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:22,220
Cameraman with a bright light
910
01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:24,220
trying to blind my ass.
911
01:22:24,220 --> 01:22:26,220
I'll give you a big ole "Fuck off!"
912
01:22:27,980 --> 01:22:29,840
You love the camera so much
913
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:34,780
They say an Irish man that wears a kilt
914
01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:36,780
doesn't wear anything under it, unless
915
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,260
they're a girl!
916
01:22:38,260 --> 01:22:39,440
I'm not a girl, you can
917
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:40,880
see for yourself!
918
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,880
There is nothing there!
919
01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:11,780
Oh my god. Hi, Blue!
920
01:23:11,780 --> 01:23:13,780
Hai!
921
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:34,040
What? Why? How?
922
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:36,200
What, when, why, how, Kale!
923
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:38,200
NO, NOT KALE!
924
01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:42,640
Hold on, I'm gonna drink this and breathe fire at you.
925
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:44,820
No, it's too good, you can't have it.
926
01:24:44,820 --> 01:24:46,120
Come back here, Mr. Kale!
927
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,120
My name is not Kale!
928
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,680
Yes, you are!
929
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:51,380
You are part of Kale square!
930
01:24:51,380 --> 01:24:51,800
No!
931
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,540
You are the chairman...
932
01:24:53,540 --> 01:24:55,540
NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT!
933
01:24:55,540 --> 01:24:58,160
Ask everybody!
934
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,060
I was there!
935
01:25:00,060 --> 01:25:01,100
NOOO!
936
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:03,100
I was there! Kale Square!
937
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:05,440
No!
938
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:07,440
Your suit is flammable!
939
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:08,500
Do you like this?
940
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,500
They kept you at distance!
941
01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,620
I have them the idea!
942
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,200
So what you're saying is
943
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,460
this is your fault?
944
01:25:18,460 --> 01:25:19,460
This IS my fault!
945
01:25:19,460 --> 01:25:21,000
Your suit is definitely flammable,
946
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,540
I'll see you in half an hour.
947
01:25:22,540 --> 01:25:24,260
It's okay!
948
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:27,340
Bye, King of Kale!
949
01:25:27,340 --> 01:25:28,780
I'LL DESTROY YOU!
950
01:25:28,780 --> 01:25:30,080
I'll destroy you!
951
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,080
My hat's gone, I have no powers!
952
01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:36,300
It always comes home.
953
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:41,260
Told ya, it always comes home.
954
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:46,620
Nyyyaaah! See you nyyaaaah!
955
01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:48,620
Nyaaah!
956
01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:51,800
Kiiiiiiing of Kaaaaale!
957
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,520
The top hat is not evil,
958
01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:55,520
the one's who wearing... oh.
959
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,000
Still flammable.
960
01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:25,080
*sneezes*
961
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:36,180
Quit laughing at my pain!
962
01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:40,100
[sneezing intensifies]
963
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:45,220
I'd really consider a tissue
964
01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:46,880
at this point.
965
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:48,880
At this point I'll need a towel!
966
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:12,300
Tell me where the rebel base is
967
01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:15,260
or that chicken will die!
968
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:18,220
Never!
969
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:23,240
Oh, that way? Okay!
970
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,240
Thank you!
971
01:30:01,180 --> 01:30:02,780
Look at that!
972
01:30:03,140 --> 01:30:05,320
The scout!
973
01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:15,760
Let's go downstairs, there's people!
974
01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:21,100
Where should we go?
975
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:31,460
A girl scout pickle!
976
01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:59,100
It's a yena!
977
01:30:59,460 --> 01:31:01,460
Hi, yena!
978
01:31:03,020 --> 01:31:04,640
What do you think about the
979
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:06,060
puppy scout pickle over here?
980
01:31:06,060 --> 01:31:06,840
A true 420!
981
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:08,640
We're doing another demo for the hyena.
982
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,640
You think the hyena crowd would be interested
983
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,640
in this?
984
01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:21,860
Hard to tell?
985
01:31:22,460 --> 01:31:24,280
Ooooh...
986
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:29,040
This is a German Shepherd!
987
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:30,860
I'm an idiot!
988
01:31:30,860 --> 01:31:32,860
I look at the tiny LCD square and
989
01:31:32,860 --> 01:31:34,860
I'm going, Oh, it's...
990
01:31:34,860 --> 01:31:36,860
all I see is hyenas!
991
01:31:36,860 --> 01:31:39,580
It's coz, I've seen things...
992
01:31:42,060 --> 01:31:44,940
It's post hyena stress disorder!
993
01:32:32,620 --> 01:32:34,580
Oh my god!
994
01:32:34,580 --> 01:32:36,580
Yes, I live!
995
01:32:36,580 --> 01:32:38,580
Tadaaahhhh....
996
01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:44,420
[sings] Touch everything!
997
01:32:44,420 --> 01:32:45,540
Touch everything!
998
01:32:45,540 --> 01:32:47,540
Trash panda! We're doing marketing research
999
01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:50,080
with the 420 puppy scout pickle
1000
01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:54,800
Touch... wait!
1001
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:56,800
420? Wait, that's...
1002
01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:58,580
Oh, that's my
1003
01:32:58,580 --> 01:33:00,580
number in...
1004
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:02,700
*laughter*
1005
01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:04,700
It is your number!
1006
01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:06,700
I forgot, man!
1007
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:34,300
Don't look at me, look at him.
1008
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,220
Keep adding away...
1009
01:34:40,220 --> 01:34:41,320
Keep....
1010
01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,320
See, everything's sung to
1011
01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:45,160
"Try everything", yes.
1012
01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:49,200
Give me some eggs!
1013
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:50,840
I woke up this morning,
1014
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:52,620
I wanted some bread rolls,
1015
01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:54,200
then I got bacon,
1016
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:55,540
then I got sausage,
1017
01:34:55,540 --> 01:34:56,720
but no one thing
1018
01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:58,720
was all sold out...
1019
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:02,120
Bring me some eggs!
1020
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:04,120
Bring me some eggs!!!!
1021
01:35:04,780 --> 01:35:06,200
Where's the tiger dancers?
1022
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,200
Dance tigers! Now!
1023
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:11,080
Dance!!
1024
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:02,100
Whhoooooaaoooww!
1025
01:38:04,780 --> 01:38:07,200
Whhoooooaaaaaaaoooww!
1026
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:15,360
Whhoooooaaaaaaaaaaoooooooww!!!!!
1027
01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:26,920
This is my dad wrangler...
1028
01:38:27,220 --> 01:38:29,100
I use it to lure all the dads in!
1029
01:38:29,100 --> 01:38:31,100
Especially black dads!
1030
01:38:44,100 --> 01:38:45,620
You guys are gonna be on video
1031
01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:46,760
for this convention
1032
01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:48,060
and not even be here!
1033
01:38:48,060 --> 01:38:50,520
We'll fucking make it into the video, BBF!
1034
01:39:36,620 --> 01:39:37,520
Holy...!
1035
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:39,520
What the hell is this?
1036
01:40:23,300 --> 01:40:25,080
Saturday night.
1037
01:40:25,080 --> 01:40:27,620
And everyone wants to party.
1038
01:40:27,620 --> 01:40:29,240
In the heat of the night,
1039
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:31,240
things escalate quickly.
1040
01:40:31,580 --> 01:40:33,340
Hi!
1041
01:40:33,340 --> 01:40:34,940
It's MCFC, I think.
1042
01:40:34,940 --> 01:40:36,040
Not sure.
1043
01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:38,040
Saturday night!
1044
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:40,400
I'm ready to dance!
1045
01:40:40,400 --> 01:40:42,040
I wanna dance!
1046
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:44,040
At this point, the only
1047
01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:46,040
thing the investigators can do
1048
01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:48,060
is damage control.
1049
01:40:48,060 --> 01:40:50,060
How are y'all feeling tonight?
1050
01:40:50,060 --> 01:40:52,060
[crowd cheers]
1051
01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:53,800
Funny story:
1052
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:55,800
the hotel came to me and
1053
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,800
Thursday night, the engineer says
1054
01:40:57,800 --> 01:40:59,800
"Hey man, can you try not to
1055
01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:02,860
drop any lightbulbs out of the ceiling this year?"
1056
01:41:02,860 --> 01:41:04,860
Instead we dropped a ceiling tile!
1057
01:46:59,100 --> 01:47:00,820
It's a fire alarm.
1058
01:47:00,820 --> 01:47:02,820
Put some clothes on that you can wear
1059
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:05,440
outside in the cold, we're gonna be evacuated.
1060
01:47:17,460 --> 01:47:19,360
After a busy nightshift for the
1061
01:47:19,360 --> 01:47:21,360
investigators, things calm down
1062
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:23,360
a bit. The next day
1063
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:26,960
it seems like the investigators
1064
01:47:26,960 --> 01:47:28,960
are getting into the spirit themselves.
1065
01:47:29,720 --> 01:47:31,620
It's a saber!
1066
01:47:31,620 --> 01:47:33,620
It's a saber with my camera!
1067
01:48:25,880 --> 01:48:26,840
Ah yes!
1068
01:48:26,840 --> 01:48:28,840
The Butter Situation, let me tell
1069
01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:30,840
you about the Butter Situation:
1070
01:48:30,840 --> 01:48:32,840
It occurred at MFF
1071
01:48:32,840 --> 01:48:34,840
a few years ago, where
1072
01:48:34,840 --> 01:48:36,840
Alkali was the miserable soul
1073
01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:38,840
that suffered through it.
1074
01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:40,840
The Butter Situation occurred
1075
01:48:40,840 --> 01:48:42,840
at the post-con
1076
01:48:42,840 --> 01:48:44,840
meeting, where
1077
01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:46,840
staff were meeting
1078
01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:48,840
with the hotel staff, and hotel
1079
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:50,840
staff produced a letter
1080
01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:54,140
that had been given to
1081
01:48:54,140 --> 01:48:56,140
the hotel manager. It was a
1082
01:48:56,140 --> 01:48:58,140
handwritten, long letter
1083
01:48:58,140 --> 01:49:00,140
that said to the effect:
1084
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:03,600
To whom it may concern:
1085
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:06,500
I am sure by now
1086
01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:08,500
you had been made aware
1087
01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:10,500
of the Butter Situation!
1088
01:49:12,580 --> 01:49:14,720
He went on to describe that this
1089
01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:16,720
poor fellow had been horrified
1090
01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:18,720
on the buffet to find
1091
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:20,720
that the
1092
01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:22,720
butter was placed
1093
01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:24,720
after the syrup
1094
01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:26,720
whereas any civilized person is going to place
1095
01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:28,400
the syrup ahead of the butter
1096
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:30,400
so the syrup can be placed upon the butter.
1097
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:33,300
Can we stand for this? I say no!
1098
01:49:34,560 --> 01:49:36,140
He went on
1099
01:49:36,140 --> 01:49:38,140
with the horrors of
1100
01:49:38,140 --> 01:49:40,140
the Butter Situation. How can a hotel
1101
01:49:40,140 --> 01:49:42,140
of the caliber of the Hyatt
1102
01:49:42,140 --> 01:49:44,140
permit the Butter Situation
1103
01:49:44,140 --> 01:49:46,900
to actually occur.
1104
01:49:47,480 --> 01:49:49,300
Are they...
1105
01:49:49,300 --> 01:49:51,300
incompetent?
1106
01:49:51,300 --> 01:49:53,300
Do they not understand
1107
01:49:53,300 --> 01:49:55,300
the order of butter
1108
01:49:55,300 --> 01:49:57,300
versus syrup, such a
1109
01:49:57,300 --> 01:49:59,300
fundamental rule?
1110
01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:02,920
The staff looked at this
1111
01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:04,920
they looked at each other and said:
1112
01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:07,640
"Okay, it's a complaint,
1113
01:50:07,640 --> 01:50:09,440
we have to act on it".
1114
01:50:09,440 --> 01:50:11,660
They went and spoke to the head chef
1115
01:50:11,660 --> 01:50:13,660
at the hotel.
1116
01:50:13,660 --> 01:50:15,660
They showed him the letter and the chef
1117
01:50:15,660 --> 01:50:17,660
looked at it and said:
1118
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:19,580
"Ah yes!
1119
01:50:19,580 --> 01:50:21,580
The Butter Situation!"
1120
01:50:23,580 --> 01:50:24,660
To this day,
1121
01:50:24,660 --> 01:50:26,660
Alkali wears a little tiny
1122
01:50:26,660 --> 01:50:28,660
button that simply has
1123
01:50:28,660 --> 01:50:30,660
a stick of butter and reads
1124
01:50:30,660 --> 01:50:32,660
"The Butter Situation".
1125
01:50:56,100 --> 01:50:58,700
[shame bell rings]
1126
01:51:00,540 --> 01:51:02,040
Underwear shame!
1127
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:04,040
Underwear fursuiter!
1128
01:52:03,380 --> 01:52:04,640
Suddenly
1129
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:06,980
Detroits most feared street gang,
1130
01:52:06,980 --> 01:52:08,760
The Huscoon 5,
1131
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:10,060
turn themselves in
1132
01:52:10,060 --> 01:52:12,060
for interrogation.
1133
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:27,620
Usually, "Suddenly Huscoons" is like
1134
01:52:27,620 --> 01:52:30,320
followed by screaming like Godzilla has just
1135
01:52:31,580 --> 01:52:33,440
stuck his weewee in a window and
1136
01:52:33,440 --> 01:52:35,440
you're like "Nooooohhh!!"
1137
01:52:37,340 --> 01:52:38,580
There's too many of them right now,
1138
01:52:38,580 --> 01:52:40,580
you say the wrong thing and they could attack.
1139
01:52:47,320 --> 01:52:50,060
The tails are all curly
1140
01:52:50,460 --> 01:52:53,780
they have a mask around their eyes because they're guilty
1141
01:53:02,640 --> 01:53:05,880
What we have here is a collection of ringers!
1142
01:53:15,660 --> 01:53:16,820
If there's one thing I've said, it's
1143
01:53:16,820 --> 01:53:18,820
if you have one of something
1144
01:53:18,820 --> 01:53:19,820
and you're gonna make 2 of it
1145
01:53:19,820 --> 01:53:21,820
you might as well go for 50, that would
1146
01:53:21,820 --> 01:53:22,680
be hilarious.
1147
01:53:22,680 --> 01:53:24,680
So you're 10% hilarious.
1148
01:53:38,800 --> 01:53:40,480
I have a special app on my
1149
01:53:40,480 --> 01:53:42,480
phone for Huscoons:
1150
01:53:43,900 --> 01:53:45,080
Here it goes:
1151
01:53:45,080 --> 01:53:47,080
[shame bell rings]
1152
01:53:48,040 --> 01:53:51,080
[Everyone yells "Shame!"]
1153
01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:01,220
Shame on you Huscoons, you hybrids!
1154
01:54:01,480 --> 01:54:03,220
It looks like Willy Wonka got
1155
01:54:03,220 --> 01:54:05,220
real sexy and you know it.
1156
01:54:08,240 --> 01:54:10,040
Oh behave!
1157
01:54:27,240 --> 01:54:28,680
Complete with Moustache.
1158
01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:30,960
Nice try,
1159
01:54:30,960 --> 01:54:32,960
I'll give you points for this attempt.
1160
01:54:32,960 --> 01:54:34,960
I can be anything!
1161
01:54:36,500 --> 01:54:38,300
The final night.
1162
01:54:38,300 --> 01:54:40,300
The con staff has a few things to say
1163
01:54:40,300 --> 01:54:42,300
while everyone is still drinking.
1164
01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:45,800
At this point, the chances to solve the
1165
01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:48,600
case have gone to zero.
1166
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:52,040
Pressure! Pressure! Pressure! Pressure! Pressure!
1167
01:54:56,760 --> 01:55:00,160
There are victims and bodies all over the place.
1168
01:55:00,160 --> 01:55:02,160
But people are unimpressed
1169
01:55:02,160 --> 01:55:04,680
as voices of concern are being raised
1170
01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:06,680
from the leaders of the event.
1171
01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:10,940
I think we're ready to get started,
1172
01:55:10,940 --> 01:55:12,940
how about you guys?
1173
01:55:13,680 --> 01:55:15,280
Or technically get
1174
01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:17,280
finished since it's Closing
1175
01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:19,280
Ceremonies.
1176
01:55:19,720 --> 01:55:21,240
Thankfully the party still goes on
1177
01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:23,240
even after this!
1178
01:55:24,680 --> 01:55:26,440
First, thank you all for coming,
1179
01:55:26,440 --> 01:55:28,440
I hope you had a wonderful time at
1180
01:55:28,440 --> 01:55:30,440
MCFC,
1181
01:55:30,440 --> 01:55:32,440
[audience applauds]
1182
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:39,120
Our surprise guest for you all
1183
01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:41,120
2, is he in the room?
1184
01:55:41,780 --> 01:55:44,700
He might still be in his room recovering.
1185
01:55:44,700 --> 01:55:46,700
Heee's drunk.
1186
01:55:46,700 --> 01:55:47,760
We took him out of action
1187
01:55:47,760 --> 01:55:49,760
with the charity auction apparently.
1188
01:55:49,760 --> 01:55:51,760
I don't know what you guys did, but
1189
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:53,760
you managed to get 2 Gryphon
1190
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:55,760
drunk enough to not be able to show up.
1191
01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:57,760
Impressive, congratulations!
1192
01:56:02,320 --> 01:56:04,280
How many of you enjoyed the bar?
1193
01:56:04,280 --> 01:56:06,280
[audience applauds]
1194
01:56:06,420 --> 01:56:07,740
I don't think any of them enjoyed
1195
01:56:07,740 --> 01:56:09,740
booze at all this weekend.
1196
01:56:09,740 --> 01:56:12,000
Did anyone enjoy the breakfast buffet
1197
01:56:12,000 --> 01:56:13,340
that they set up?
1198
01:56:13,340 --> 01:56:14,980
That is something they do exclusively
1199
01:56:14,980 --> 01:56:16,980
for us. It's amazing that
1200
01:56:16,980 --> 01:56:18,340
they do that.
1201
01:56:18,340 --> 01:56:20,340
This year we have a total attendance
1202
01:56:20,340 --> 01:56:23,920
of 1246 people.
1203
01:56:23,920 --> 01:56:26,700
That's 20% growth over last year.
1204
01:56:35,460 --> 01:56:38,240
Another number we have to throw out there
1205
01:56:38,240 --> 01:56:43,640
we had 251 fursuiters in the parade
1206
01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:49,020
I believe that's up over last year
1207
01:56:49,020 --> 01:56:51,020
but I honestly forgot to
1208
01:56:51,020 --> 01:56:53,020
check, sorry...
1209
01:56:53,340 --> 01:56:55,980
It's a little bit down? Uh...
1210
01:56:55,980 --> 01:56:57,980
Probably because of the weather,
1211
01:56:57,980 --> 01:56:59,980
it snowed outside for the parade.
1212
01:57:00,820 --> 01:57:03,840
Maybe some of you were like: "Noooo."
1213
01:57:03,840 --> 01:57:05,220
We still have beer.
1214
01:57:05,220 --> 01:57:06,820
We still have a bar.
1215
01:57:06,820 --> 01:57:08,820
Please be responsible tonight, we don't want
1216
01:57:08,820 --> 01:57:10,820
any of you sick or hurt
1217
01:57:10,820 --> 01:57:13,580
just have a good time
1218
01:57:13,580 --> 01:57:16,500
socialize, make friends,
1219
01:57:16,500 --> 01:57:19,020
get blasted, but be responsible.
1220
01:57:19,020 --> 01:57:20,220
And with that,
1221
01:57:20,220 --> 01:57:22,220
Thank you very much, and have fun!
1222
01:57:24,400 --> 01:57:26,300
There is an event later,
1223
01:57:28,040 --> 01:57:30,320
Thank you once again,
1224
01:57:30,320 --> 01:57:32,320
you guys help make this convention
1225
01:57:32,320 --> 01:57:34,500
happen as much as we do, so
1226
01:57:34,500 --> 01:57:36,500
Thank you!
1227
01:57:37,280 --> 01:57:39,300
See you in one year!
1228
01:57:39,300 --> 01:57:41,300
The statement by the con staff
1229
01:57:41,300 --> 01:57:43,300
remains mostly unheard.
1230
01:57:43,300 --> 01:57:45,300
People just party on.
1231
01:57:45,880 --> 01:57:48,540
Even the investigators are now at it.
1232
01:57:48,540 --> 01:57:50,160
A case that will not be
1233
01:57:50,160 --> 01:57:52,160
without consequences.
1234
01:57:52,480 --> 01:57:54,900
The madness continues
1235
01:57:54,900 --> 01:57:56,900
without any control whatsoever!
1236
01:57:57,740 --> 01:58:00,060
Woowww, there's a camera!
1237
01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:17,340
That's big!
1238
01:58:17,340 --> 01:58:19,340
That thing is dangerous!
1239
01:58:28,300 --> 01:58:31,060
It can't see me
1240
01:58:31,060 --> 01:58:33,060
if I don't move!
1241
01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:35,200
It can't see me.
1242
01:58:36,540 --> 01:58:38,720
Except it can smell me! Aaaahh!
1243
01:58:40,680 --> 01:58:41,500
Nyaah,
1244
01:58:41,920 --> 01:58:43,500
Wooowww....
1245
01:58:43,500 --> 01:58:45,500
Wow! Woowww!
1246
01:58:45,760 --> 01:58:46,860
Wow!
1247
01:58:47,800 --> 01:58:49,700
Wooww!
1248
01:58:56,060 --> 01:58:57,120
Wooww!
1249
01:58:57,120 --> 01:58:59,120
Wowwoww!
1250
01:59:01,260 --> 01:59:02,080
Wow!
1251
01:59:21,500 --> 01:59:23,140
It was him! He did it!
1252
01:59:23,140 --> 01:59:24,780
Not me!
1253
01:59:24,780 --> 01:59:26,780
Okayy....
1254
01:59:46,300 --> 01:59:47,560
Wow...
1255
01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:48,920
Wow!
1256
01:59:50,040 --> 01:59:51,140
Woww!!
1257
01:59:53,620 --> 01:59:54,760
Heeeh!
1258
02:00:04,780 --> 02:00:06,360
Wow!!
1259
02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:13,780
Wowww!
1260
02:00:21,180 --> 02:00:22,980
Waaoooww!
1261
02:00:32,780 --> 02:00:34,780
Wwwaaooowwwwoooowww!!!
1262
02:00:36,040 --> 02:00:37,640
Wooowww!
1263
02:00:53,300 --> 02:00:54,960
Oh my god....!
1264
02:01:00,280 --> 02:01:02,300
Five days of investigation
1265
02:01:02,300 --> 02:01:04,300
led to nothing. The case
1266
02:01:04,300 --> 02:01:06,300
remains unsolved.
1267
02:01:06,300 --> 02:01:08,060
very likely also due to the
1268
02:01:08,060 --> 02:01:10,060
investigators having switched sides,
1269
02:01:10,060 --> 02:01:12,740
having turned into the perpetrators
1270
02:01:12,740 --> 02:01:15,080
they swore to bring to justice.
1271
02:01:15,080 --> 02:01:17,080
A situation like it has never
1272
02:01:17,080 --> 02:01:19,080
been before. The show is
1273
02:01:19,080 --> 02:01:21,080
over, the case
1274
02:01:21,080 --> 02:01:23,600
now cold. And all the while
1275
02:01:24,060 --> 02:01:26,100
the coyote still runs free
1276
02:01:26,800 --> 02:01:30,180
and causes all kinds of mischiev.
1277
02:01:30,180 --> 02:01:32,180
Nosebeeping!
1278
02:02:24,900 --> 02:02:26,360
Next up on this channel:
1279
02:02:26,360 --> 02:02:28,360
The premiere of the all new season
1280
02:02:28,360 --> 02:02:29,920
of The Xzad-Files!
1281
02:02:29,920 --> 02:02:31,920
What are you doing?
1282
02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:33,720
I'm filming you!
1283
02:02:33,720 --> 02:02:34,860
Why?
1284
02:02:34,860 --> 02:02:36,860
We'll take this back to Warner Brothers
1285
02:02:36,860 --> 02:02:38,700
and erase it!
1286
02:02:38,700 --> 02:02:40,000
Aaawww!
1287
02:02:40,000 --> 02:02:42,000
I see your badge!
1288
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:43,000
It says Tirrel!
1289
02:02:43,000 --> 02:02:44,600
It does!
1290
02:02:44,600 --> 02:02:46,600
Did you fucking eat him?
1291
02:02:46,600 --> 02:02:47,040
Hi!
1292
02:02:47,040 --> 02:02:47,960
Are you high?
1293
02:02:47,960 --> 02:02:49,140
No!!
1294
02:02:49,140 --> 02:02:50,440
I'm so sorry!
1295
02:02:50,440 --> 02:02:51,760
My mom told me that one.
1296
02:02:51,760 --> 02:02:52,780
Thanks mom!
1297
02:02:52,780 --> 02:02:54,780
She didn't say anythign to me last night
1298
02:02:54,780 --> 02:02:56,780
that's surprising!
1299
02:02:57,500 --> 02:02:59,000
In a world of dragons,
1300
02:02:59,000 --> 02:03:00,880
this is an egg.
1301
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:02,700
What's yours then?
1302
02:03:02,700 --> 02:03:04,700
It's nice and round!
1303
02:03:05,720 --> 02:03:07,160
Mine is what you call
1304
02:03:07,160 --> 02:03:08,740
amazing!
1305
02:03:08,740 --> 02:03:09,820
Balalalalalalalal......
1306
02:03:09,820 --> 02:03:11,100
Sounds like "what what feed me what"
1307
02:03:11,100 --> 02:03:13,100
What what in the butt.... oh!
1308
02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:16,600
Come with me.
1309
02:03:16,600 --> 02:03:18,600
We're going to make a rug out of your butt.
1310
02:03:19,060 --> 02:03:22,000
Yes, we're making a rug out of your butt.
1311
02:03:26,380 --> 02:03:27,560
Gross. Gross.
1312
02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:28,540
Tomatoes are great!
1313
02:03:28,540 --> 02:03:30,540
Oh god, gross. Eww.
1314
02:03:33,800 --> 02:03:34,760
I know it doesn't work,
1315
02:03:34,760 --> 02:03:36,760
it's been plugged for the con!
1316
02:03:44,480 --> 02:03:46,740
Uh, smouldering eating look.
1317
02:03:46,900 --> 02:03:48,200
Smouldering.
1318
02:03:48,200 --> 02:03:49,920
Taco Salad,
1319
02:03:49,920 --> 02:03:51,640
Friday night,
1320
02:03:51,640 --> 02:03:53,640
best idea ever!
1321
02:03:53,780 --> 02:03:54,800
Ugh....
1322
02:03:55,640 --> 02:03:57,920
the Motor City Shit Machines....
1323
02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:03,100
They're out there recharging their shitters.
1324
02:04:03,100 --> 02:04:04,700
This and more, on
1325
02:04:04,700 --> 02:04:05,980
B&B.
1326
02:04:05,980 --> 02:04:07,980
Be fluffy.