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They tried to make a fool of me
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Oh no.
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Imma show you something
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you don't wanna really wait out
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Come and talk to me
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Imma half the way down
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but Imma goin' sideways real quick
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If you wanna see Snoop
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I'm chilling in the wind
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Got a couple
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bad things shake your tails
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and I ain't trippin'
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if you wanna come and sit
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with Snoop, I be chillin'
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in the lobby with a couple
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lot of you
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keep it coming just in case
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you know I'll make it rain
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if you wanna pop a bottle
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???
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??
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60 miles per hour, got a
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?? it ain't hard to follow!
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Trippin on the good and I'm
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going back to con,
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sittin' in the lobby
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chillin at the Sheraton
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sippin on the Shana
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at the con and you know
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I'll be chillin' with the furs
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from the overseas!
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Meoowwww!
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Omnomnomnom!
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Meowmeow!
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The convention hasn't even started yet.
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Why are people here? Opening Ceremonies is
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tomorrow at 2 a.... 2 pm!
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In the afternoon!
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Why?
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No!
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Look! Colored creature!
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He's much more interesting than me!
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Look at this beautiful face!
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Raaahr!
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Wow!
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Oh, you're following me! Ah!
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Nuuh, nuuh, nuuuh!
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Nahaha, no cameras!
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No cameras! They're evil!
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They're sucking the life outta me!
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Haaaai!
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Welcome to... what convention is this?
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I don't know!
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Motor City Furry Con...
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Connection North!
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Aaaaah!
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Just come and play and enjoy this
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convention please, coz I can't
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handle all the attention myself!
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You should never tell BBF "no".
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Because he'll just film you...
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Crazy... he's gonna film you for the rest of the con.
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Oh great!
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It's his first furcon!
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We're gonna pop his cherry wide open!
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You'll gonna be the new Nekari!
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Oh heeeeellll no!
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HEEEEEELLLL NOOO! NO!
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No, no! Nuuuuuh!
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GAWD!
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We are looking into the light!
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Alcohol?
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We're happy!
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Why? I'm not.... come on now!
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I'm not even checked into my rooms yet!
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Ehhhh...
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I can't go to a con....
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without this a*****....
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THIS GUY!!
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following me!
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This thing...
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with this light!
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Don't know what to do!
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How can I get away from you?
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I've learned one thing...
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if this man is at a con, don't run from him.
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He will follow you
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He's like a wild animal.
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If you run from a wild animal
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you get that chase instinct, they gotta chase ya.
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If you just kinda stand here and...
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*laughs*
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Oh.... Jesus!
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I just stepped out!
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You understand, I just got out here like
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5 minutes ago and you already gotta
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camera in my face!
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Oh my gawd!
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I know what you're gonna do!
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You're gonna smash me in the face with that camera, right?
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No?!
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I don't believe you!
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With all these experiences I'm pretty sure
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I know what's about to happen.
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No? Have you changed your ways?
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Really?
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Have you turned another cheek?
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I don't think you did turn another cheek!
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No?
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Alright, I'm gonna take your word for it!
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Let's be different here!
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We're gonna have a diff...
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Okay, thank you!
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I feel violated!
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Hi everybody!
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You're at MCFC
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2015!
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This is the place to be!
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You want this? Not happening!
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You want this?
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Boom! Denied!
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Hahaaaa!
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Try and noseboop me!
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Boop!
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Aah!
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Oh god!
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No, nooooh!
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Not my face!
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It doesn't work with the lenscap on...
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Hello, and welcome to Motor City Furry Con!
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This isn't your con!
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It is, I run....
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part of it!
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Are you trying to Schnauzenboppen me?
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Coz I'm not in fursu.... oww!
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Hai!
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What's up?
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Oh my god!
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Ahhahahaha!
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Trying to eat my nose!
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You gotta attack the red light!
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See the red light? Attack it!
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Aaarrrrrhhh!
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I could wreck his face right now if I wanted to!
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*laughs*
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Hii!!
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King Gourd here!
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And I found some dawwgs!
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Don't know what the hell they're doing!
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Dogging around, oh god!
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What can I say?
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Dogs!
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Emm Emm Cee Eff Zee
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Eff Zee Zee Eff Zee
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Gee, q!
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ARRARRARRARRR!!!
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Here they go!
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I don't know what to do!
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I don't know what to do.
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Arrrarrarr!
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They won't stop!
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Arrrarrarrarrr!
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Help me! Send help!
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Please!
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I can't...
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can't deal with it!
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Don't leave me!
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I got a camera in the face.
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I like cameras!
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Hi camera!
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I'm ready for my close-up,
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Mister Deville!
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It's the eyes, you gotta get the eyes!
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Not this, the best eyes!
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I see you!
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Omnomnom!
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Hi! What we got here...
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we got a wild husky!
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He's purple!
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It's a rare breed!
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Imma poke it!
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It noticed me!!
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What do you want from me?
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No autographs! Come on!
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Are you done yet?
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Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
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That's an actual... you know this.
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You know there's such a thing as
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"Fuck me I'm famous!"
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Sound so much more sexy on the internets.
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No, it is just not my budget.
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He's alive, yay!
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That's mine!
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Yap, that's mine now!
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Photobomb!
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I just got raped by the car!
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Oh my gosh, I hope that's your car!
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I'm a good boy!
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It wasn't me!
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Don't take any offense at this but
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I invented this *bleep*
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I can act this out real worth shit.
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This talk, this *bleep* being *bleep* fursuit.
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Block this *bleep*..... dude....
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Oh my god.
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You will not use this footage at all.
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*laughs*
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ISIS will hunt my *bleep* down
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They'll destroy me.
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You know...
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*bleep* you...
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*bleep* your videos....
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*bleep*ing *bleep* finding me in
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these *bleep* situations
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All the *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* yourself!
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*bleep* you,
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I don't need this *bleep* in my life
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ever, because this is bulls*bleep*!
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Your beard's on fire!
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Somebody put his beard on fire!
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Hello, paparazzi!
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This nice young lady here has given me tumorcat.
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This is from Germany,
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Keller Schwarzkatz, 2012
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Mosel Valley, and I'm really sad
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that I got all this information
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just by picking up the bag,
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I drink far too much.
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He's spoiled!
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Hey!
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Film me talk about heroin, right?
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Excellent, hah!
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You gonna boop me again?
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Ooh, I know how it is!
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You're gonna boop me!
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You're gonna boop me around,
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That's what you do, you're like WOW!
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You're gonna boop me!
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In your face!
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Don't follow me!
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Oh dammit!
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What do you want from me?
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Leave me alone! Please!
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I just want to enjoy my convention
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and not have a camera smashed in my face!
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Look at the carnage!
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That means it's a disaster of epic.... proportimonons!
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ptttpppttt
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Epic size!
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Aaahh!
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I'm not 16:9,
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I'm 69....
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I'm skipping!
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I'm leaving out the 1 and the colon!
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Just for you!
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Do you like my colon?
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Leaving it out!
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Leaving out the colon!
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It's... it's me!
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Hahaaah!
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Oh if we could talk, but you can't
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because you're a meerkat!
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Gotta curl that 'stache!
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It's video!
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*laughs*
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Yeah, there you go!
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First American convention?
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Is this your first time to America?
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Welcome to America!
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I hope this is
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the first of many trips!
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Awesome.
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Did you go see the kittys yet?
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Did you see the kitty cats?
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Meow meow meow?
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The charity?
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You go way down the hall, by the ballroom.
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There's kittens!
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Hahah!! Yesss!
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Aaahh, no! You're gonna
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You need to license that?
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No, I don't actually.
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WOW!!!
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Let me do it.
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Can I do it?
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That's just...
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LEMME DO IT!
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Ah, this is vape!
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I've heard about this vaping craze.
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This is awesome.
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No vaping at the con.
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You need to combine that with the vape guy!
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Oh, she's over there!
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I love vaping!
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Oh yeah, I've heard that.
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What does the public wanna know?
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How many cheetahs
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do you see down on the farm usually?
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Zero!
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So would you be the only one?
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That's right, I'm.... A zero!
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That makes you a zero then.
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Well no, other than me.
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Oh, okay, excluding you.
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Yah.
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Are you related to anyone who sells Cheezy Puffs?
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Yeah, he's a very good friend of mine
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and a cousin as well.
Yeah, he's a very good friend of mine
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and a cousin as well.
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Is that a legal chicken?
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That is not a contraband chicken?
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This is a legal chicken,
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I'm trying to think of a name for him.
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We're thinking "Colonel Sanders".
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Colonel Sanders?
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Jah, unless you have better ideas?
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Not really, reminds me of Pittsburgh.
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Of Pittsburgh?
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Yeah, because the Steelers fans have their
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peckers in the middle off their face also.
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Oooh, awww!
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Wow, man!
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Are you my cab driver?
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Oh, I like the young ones!
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If this camera is on, I swear to god....
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Actually, it is!
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*laughter*
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Thank you!
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You're a monster!
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Oh great, now Germany knows
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I'm an asshole, too!
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Yeah, I miss furcons.
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00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:04,450
Hey guys!
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I just kinda wanna get this started.
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I know we're running a little bit behind.
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I'd like to thank everybody for coming,
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I hope you're making this another great year.
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My name's Indy, I'm kinda running the show.
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If you got any questions or wanna say anything,
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pull me aside, if you have any gripes, comments, concerns.
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Our wonderful staff behind me that helps
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to run the show, too.
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If Ronnie wants to introduce our Guests of honour this year...
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So, as Indy said, my name
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is Ronnie, I'm your
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guest of honor liaison, guest liasion as well
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as the guy who runs the fursuit dance competition
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and this year, the fursuit games!
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We have our two guests
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of honor on the stage,
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coming all the way from down south
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in Florida, we have
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one of the fandoms
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00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,200
most reknowned fursuiters and performers
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right here, you can find his videos
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00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,200
and his works, especially
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his pie splatting works and all that
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kind of stuff all over Youtube.
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Round of applause for Tilt Longtail!
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And his chicken Colonel Sanders!
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Howdy y'all!
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00:33:23,650 --> 00:33:27,150
Sitting next to Tilt we have the lovely
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couple looking very, very
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classy today, they just
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00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:33,150
stole Colonel Sanders for dramatic
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effect, coming all the way
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from Arizona, these
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00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,800
two have been professional
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00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,800
fursuit makers under the name
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00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,200
Dont Hug Cacti since 2007
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00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,200
and they've made some of the cutest
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suits I've ever seen oh my god!
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Sorry about that, anyways,
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Ladies and Gentlemen, another round of applause
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for Don't Hug Cacti!
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00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,140
Oh, we're also supposed to mention that drunken guy
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00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,140
who always comes to conventions and gets your wine,
378
00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:07,500
The guy in the tophat, too,
379
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,650
who drinks even more wine and who doesn't to ever get drunk
380
00:34:09,650 --> 00:34:11,000
cuz he's just...
381
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,700
And he likes Cale a lot!
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00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,700
I hate you!
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00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:20,150
You're the first person to mention it!
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00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:29,550
The man in the top hat, Alkali!
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00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:31,550
And Uncle Kage, the other guy who
386
00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:33,550
drinks a lot of wine!
387
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:36,450
We are Happy Hearts Feline Rescue,
388
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:39,050
We have two physical shelter locations
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00:34:39,050 --> 00:34:41,050
here in Michigan,
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00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:43,050
Grass Lake and Manchester
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00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,550
we're a no-kill shelter
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00:34:48,050 --> 00:34:50,200
we're doing the best we can
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00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,200
and are very thankful to be here today.
394
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,350
You guys are very welcoming and
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00:34:56,350 --> 00:34:58,350
you'll help pay for a lot of vet bills.
396
00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,900
I wanna pass this on real quick to
397
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:06,500
Ronnie, because this is fursuit, he's the
398
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,500
games this year, and the dance comp.
399
00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:10,450
Thank you very much, Keet,
400
00:35:10,450 --> 00:35:12,450
no, I will not do a breakdance.
401
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:17,000
This is not Beat Street North right now.
402
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,650
Asian square dancing? I don't even want to know.
403
00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:24,650
*laughs*
404
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,850
Is that where I break out a calculator
405
00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:28,850
and start dancing on the keypad?
406
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,550
I'm joking, enough for the subtle racism.
407
00:35:32,550 --> 00:35:34,500
Hello, I'm Pandez,
408
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,500
I'm from the Department of Apology, I'm sorry.
409
00:35:36,650 --> 00:35:38,500
Hey everyone, welcome to the con!
410
00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:40,600
A few minor things
411
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,600
that I need to apologize for
412
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,600
because designated Canadian.
413
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,600
In the conbook, which
414
00:35:47,950 --> 00:35:49,650
*cellphone rings*
415
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:53,000
Whose phone is ringing on the stage?
416
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,800
Con chair's phone, dollar in the quarter jar!
417
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800
We did not realize until after it was printed
418
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,800
and I definitely have to
419
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800
take apology for this because I'm the one
420
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,800
that put te conbook together, there are a few
421
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,800
panels that have the last line
422
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,800
of the description cut off, so if you have
423
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,800
questions about the three
424
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,800
panels where the last line is like:
425
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,800
"Oh, and if you come to this panel, you'll get..... "
426
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,950
Yeah, that's my fault,
427
00:36:17,950 --> 00:36:19,950
come to con ops, we can give you that last line
428
00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,950
to fill you in on the mystery!
429
00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:24,950
We went to open the border for registration and a small
430
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:26,950
part of the room fell down and
431
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:28,950
destroyed a laptop.
432
00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:33,100
The laptop that runs the badge printer.
433
00:36:33,350 --> 00:36:36,200
So for those of you who were in line
434
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,200
after last year, we took a lot of effort
435
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,200
and put a lot of hard- and software in so you
436
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,200
can register on your phones and kiosks
437
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:46,400
then fate went "Hahah, Fudge you!"
438
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,400
At least it was an Apple.
439
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,050
No comment!
440
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,550
The elevators were up and functional
441
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,550
till just before opening ceremonies!
442
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,400
I'm not apologizing for that!
443
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,400
That is not a misprint!
444
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,400
So there is a panel
445
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,400
in the conbook called
446
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,600
"Mock erections"!
447
00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:18,750
That is not a misprint!
448
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,750
That is a lapse in judgement from the people
449
00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,750
who submitted the title, and the
450
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,750
people who approved it!
451
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:28,000
Now we're an 18+ convention
452
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
so the fact that that is
453
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
a spoof on "Mock elections"
454
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,150
is not a misprint!
455
00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:38,150
Please stop showing it to me!
456
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:41,300
Don't show me your mock erectio.... wait!
457
00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:46,700
After dark, show me your mock er... no!
458
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:49,350
Alright, enjoy your con
459
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,350
have a good time, have any questions`?
460
00:37:51,350 --> 00:37:53,350
you know where to find me.
461
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,100
He'll apologize for everybody
462
00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:01,150
I hope everything goes good and
463
00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:03,150
see you at closing ceremonies!
464
00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:32,800
I'm having a conversation here,
465
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,800
would you mind?
466
00:40:58,850 --> 00:41:00,850
You look like you're scoping out your next meal
467
00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:02,850
looking at him.
468
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,750
Yeah, the Harry Potter kat!
469
00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,900
I don't know what to do with the camera,
470
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:24,650
normally I'm playing a video game when I'm on one.
471
00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:30,250
I'm going down!
472
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,650
Help me!
473
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,850
Fetch, boy!
474
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,250
Come here!
475
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,250
Go get it!
476
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,300
Go get it!
477
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:15,950
Go get it!
478
00:43:19,950 --> 00:43:21,750
Help! Help!
479
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,750
I'm going down!
480
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,300
Send help!
481
00:43:46,350 --> 00:43:47,900
Kody!!
482
00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:45,200
What is this?
483
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,200
Another youngster putting their camera
484
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,200
in my face?
485
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,200
You youngsters have no respect for your
486
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,200
elders, heh. Back in
487
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,200
my day, we used to beat down the
488
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,200
youngsters for less, especially when
489
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,200
they did not give us wine tributes!
490
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,200
I have been constantly plagued
491
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,200
with soberness
492
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,600
A terrible disease
493
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,600
at the past few conventions!
494
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,600
And I am still suffering
495
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,600
from such diseases. I was hoping
496
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,600
that I could cure that
497
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,600
at this lovely convention with this
498
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,600
bar right here, but they seem
499
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,100
to have none for an old dragon.
500
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,100
What kind of convention is this
501
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,100
anyway, heh? They call this a
502
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:25,100
drinking convention? Well, I have had not anything
503
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:27,100
to drink. Bah!
504
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:29,100
I'm off to go find something
505
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,100
to drink, and it better not be
506
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,100
your blood if you get in my
507
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,100
way......
508
00:45:54,650 --> 00:45:57,750
Youngsters these days have no respect!
509
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:01,100
What are you doing there?
510
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:02,100
Eeeuugh!
511
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:04,100
What are you doing?
512
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:05,550
*nom nom noodle*
513
00:46:05,550 --> 00:46:06,100
Very undignified!
*nom nom noodle*
514
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:06,600
Very undignified!
515
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,050
*nomnomnom*
Very undignified!
516
00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:07,600
*nomnomnom*
517
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,600
They are not noodles, they are whiskers,
518
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,600
they indicate my wisdom!
519
00:46:17,850 --> 00:46:19,650
How much have you had to drink?
520
00:46:19,650 --> 00:46:21,650
Clearly too much, and you have been taking it
521
00:46:21,650 --> 00:46:23,650
all from my stuff!
522
00:46:24,650 --> 00:46:27,150
What do you have to say about yourself?
523
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,650
I'm not drunk enough!
524
00:46:29,650 --> 00:46:31,650
You are not drunk enough.
525
00:46:32,150 --> 00:46:34,150
As all the youngsters say,
526
00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:36,150
"Go home you're drunk!"
527
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:09,950
Hi, I'm Sparky Bluefox!
528
00:47:09,950 --> 00:47:12,950
I'm here at MCFC 2015,
529
00:47:12,950 --> 00:47:14,950
at the dinner table so I'll take my hat off.
530
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,950
All gentleman should
531
00:47:16,950 --> 00:47:18,950
take their hat off at the dinner table.
532
00:47:18,950 --> 00:47:19,550
But...
533
00:47:19,550 --> 00:47:20,600
[Loud shattering noise]
534
00:47:21,350 --> 00:47:22,700
Inverse action!
535
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:24,700
*applause*
536
00:47:25,450 --> 00:47:26,750
Oompah!
537
00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,050
Lights, camera,
538
00:47:28,050 --> 00:47:29,050
action!
539
00:47:29,050 --> 00:47:30,050
So there you go!
action!
540
00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:30,300
So there you go!
541
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:32,300
See you later!
542
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:34,450
Bye!
543
00:47:34,450 --> 00:47:35,850
Oh no!
544
00:47:35,850 --> 00:47:37,300
Will he ever run out of film?
545
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,300
Holy cow!
546
00:48:26,530 --> 00:48:26,960
Three,
547
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:27,210
two,
548
00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:27,520
one,
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00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,520
Go!
550
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,960
The moustache!
551
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,680
We have a weiner!
552
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,000
Oh, a weiner?
553
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
We have a winner!
554
00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,140
And now:
555
00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,140
Wisdom From The Moustache!
556
00:48:52,910 --> 00:48:54,450
Man who go to airport
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00:48:54,450 --> 00:48:56,110
turns about sideways,
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00:48:56,110 --> 00:48:58,110
truely heading to Bangkok.
559
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:05,100
Thank you.
560
00:49:09,310 --> 00:49:11,880
Oh, you're filming me!
561
00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:52,510
Hi people!
562
00:49:52,510 --> 00:49:54,510
Go to bed, it's late!
563
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,400
Stop drinking.
564
00:49:58,910 --> 00:50:00,620
Or drink more!
565
00:51:04,850 --> 00:51:05,650
Fox!
566
00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:06,170
Yes!
567
00:51:06,170 --> 00:51:08,850
What are you doing in this part of the country?
568
00:51:08,850 --> 00:51:10,850
I'm filming fuzzies like you!
569
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,200
Have you had enough to drink?
570
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:15,880
No!
571
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,880
You need to get to Sponsors Lounge and try
572
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,570
the fukken' cider!
573
00:51:20,850 --> 00:51:22,170
I will do that!
574
00:51:22,170 --> 00:51:23,650
That is very good stuff!
575
00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:25,940
I have feeling quite golden right now!
576
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:27,940
I will try it, ja!
577
00:51:29,310 --> 00:51:30,800
Nosebeep, aah!
578
00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:32,510
Just so you kno....
579
00:51:32,510 --> 00:51:34,510
Aaaahh!! Stop it!
580
00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:35,480
That's not right!
581
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,480
One's supposed to boop the camera
582
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,480
the camera is not supposed to boop me!
583
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,770
Stop it!
584
00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:49,710
Enough!
585
00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:51,710
The lights are too much!
586
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:56,620
The nipples on the wall say no!
587
00:51:56,620 --> 00:51:57,820
Stop it!
588
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,200
Noooo!
589
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,800
Please!
590
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,570
Big Blue, please!
591
00:52:02,570 --> 00:52:04,570
Mercy, mercy!
592
00:52:04,910 --> 00:52:07,020
I can't take it!
593
00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:09,200
Aaaahhhh!
594
00:52:10,510 --> 00:52:12,970
This is a friend of mine!
595
00:52:12,970 --> 00:52:16,400
Please embarass him as much as you see fit!
596
00:52:24,510 --> 00:52:25,680
One.....
597
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:26,570
Two...
598
00:52:26,570 --> 00:52:28,570
Three cameras! Which one do I look at?
599
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:29,820
All of them.
600
00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:31,820
All of them?
601
00:52:31,820 --> 00:52:33,400
Howdy y'all and welcome to
602
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,020
MCFC 2014
603
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,880
Down on the farm!
604
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,880
Come join me and I'll show you what
605
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,540
farm life is all about!
606
00:52:41,540 --> 00:52:43,540
Pardon my big nose!
607
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,680
I hope y'all had a good time!
608
00:52:46,570 --> 00:52:47,770
Pet pet pet!
609
00:52:47,770 --> 00:52:50,250
Welcome to my petting zoo!
610
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,250
We're gonna pet this animal right here!
611
00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:54,970
Do you like that right there?
612
00:52:54,970 --> 00:52:56,020
Alright!
613
00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:57,480
Who else wants to be petted?
614
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,970
Why are you filming me right now?
615
00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:00,800
I just wanna...
616
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,850
I'm not a fursuit, I'm not entertaining!
617
00:53:02,850 --> 00:53:04,110
Are you drunk?
618
00:53:04,110 --> 00:53:06,110
Yes!
619
00:53:06,510 --> 00:53:07,800
This is like...
620
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,370
Have you ever seen the scene from Scanners
621
00:53:09,370 --> 00:53:10,710
where the guys head explodes?
622
00:53:10,710 --> 00:53:13,020
Cause I'm looking at three cameras right now.
623
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,020
What do I say to this?
624
00:53:15,370 --> 00:53:16,710
I'll just say *bleeep*
625
00:53:16,710 --> 00:53:18,710
Does that work? Yes!
626
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:22,710
I guess!
627
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:24,710
That's because the word *bleeep* is kinda funny!
628
00:53:24,710 --> 00:53:26,710
When it comes to any anatomy
629
00:53:26,710 --> 00:53:28,710
of the human body, the scientific
630
00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:30,710
terms are just *bleeep* hilarious!
631
00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:32,710
Like *bleeep* *bleeep* *bleeep*
632
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,480
sounds hilarious to me.
633
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,480
Cause it's a dumb *bleeep* word!
634
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,710
Then you got *bleeep*!
635
00:53:38,710 --> 00:53:41,310
That kinda sounds like flowers, I don't know why!
636
00:53:41,310 --> 00:53:43,310
But it does!
637
00:53:46,170 --> 00:53:48,110
Oh my god it's BBF!
638
00:53:48,110 --> 00:53:50,420
You harassed me all MFF!
639
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,420
All MFF you harassed me!
640
00:53:53,820 --> 00:53:55,400
Why must you harass me again?
641
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,740
I come here
642
00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:59,740
all the way from Delaware
643
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:01,740
to get away from work, to have a good time
644
00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:03,740
No, no, no!
645
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,400
Stop!
646
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,620
No...
647
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,800
Nooo...
648
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,250
Have mercy!
649
00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:18,250
Okay, alright, I surrender!
650
00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:21,710
I give up!
651
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,510
Light nosebeep, approved!
652
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,080
Oww!!!
653
00:54:27,450 --> 00:54:28,710
Owww!!
654
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,570
*sobs*
655
00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:32,570
Alright!
656
00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,570
Know the spot!
657
00:54:34,570 --> 00:54:36,570
Hold on!
658
00:54:37,770 --> 00:54:40,220
You have been blessed by the Raccoon Lord!
659
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,540
Oh you look good with that!
660
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:10,820
That makes everyone look good!
661
00:55:10,820 --> 00:55:12,820
Wwwoowww...!
662
00:55:13,220 --> 00:55:15,880
You're like a Technicolor yawn!
663
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,880
That's like something!
664
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,000
That's kinda derpy there.
665
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,340
Trying to see if my camera is picking up all the
666
00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:26,340
lines of alcohol evaporating
667
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:28,340
out of this fox!
668
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:32,340
Look at all this jealousy!
669
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,370
So much jealousy!
670
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:38,370
So much catting going on.
671
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,370
We gotta find a way to get you to
672
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:42,370
blow bubbles out of that nose!
673
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,140
Have you heard?
674
00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:51,370
About the bird?
675
00:55:51,370 --> 00:55:52,110
Yeah!
676
00:55:52,110 --> 00:55:54,110
Ah bah bah bird bird bird....
677
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:55,110
Of course!
678
00:55:57,910 --> 00:55:58,970
Nevermore!
679
00:55:58,970 --> 00:55:59,540
Yeah...
680
00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:01,540
Sorry!
681
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,110
I'm having a beer!
682
00:56:26,110 --> 00:56:28,110
Yup!
683
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:31,250
Chug, chug, chug!
684
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,820
All gone!
685
00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:34,820
Chuck it like Norris!
686
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:35,940
Oh my goodness!
687
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:38,170
You do not have the thing anymore
688
00:56:38,170 --> 00:56:40,170
up there!
689
00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:42,310
It's so different!
690
00:56:42,510 --> 00:56:44,050
Hi everybody!
691
00:56:44,050 --> 00:56:46,050
It's been a while since I've been on camera!
692
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,770
Yup, aha!
693
00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,620
It's good to see you on there
694
00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:52,000
and on there
695
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
and on....
696
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,510
You don't have one behind there this time!
697
00:56:55,510 --> 00:56:57,510
Not this time!
698
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,220
It's really good to see all you guys!
699
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:03,850
Boop!
700
00:57:03,850 --> 00:57:05,740
Does it count, do you still do that?
701
00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:07,740
I've been around for so... oh god!
702
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:09,850
That was a forced boop!
703
00:57:09,850 --> 00:57:12,020
Where's my whistle, I need my whistle!
704
00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:14,200
Oh noooh!
705
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,340
These are gonna make you popufur!
706
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:17,340
*gasp* They will make me popufur?
707
00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:19,340
*mmmmmnmnmmfmmmblllllmmnnmm*
708
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:21,650
*hmmmmmmmgmmmnmnmmmffmmmm*
709
00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:23,220
*mmmnnmmmmmammmmuuuuhhmm*
710
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:25,850
and that's everything I wanted to be...
711
00:57:25,850 --> 00:57:27,850
*wahhmmmnnmmmffmmmnmnmnmmnmnmnm*
712
00:57:27,850 --> 00:57:29,850
and then I had my brother Jeff
713
00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:31,510
*mmmmmnmnmmfmmmblllllmmnnmm*
714
00:57:31,510 --> 00:57:33,510
and then he went on vacation
715
00:57:33,510 --> 00:57:35,510
*hmmmmmmmgmmmnmnmmmffmmmm*
716
00:57:35,510 --> 00:57:38,420
and the sunset was soooo beautiful
717
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,420
*mmmnnmmmmmammmmuuuuhhmm*
718
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,420
loved it! And I
719
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:44,420
couldn't believe it!
720
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,310
You can't get it! No!
721
01:01:33,140 --> 01:01:37,080
Hi! Welcome to BBF Part 11.5!
722
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,340
Motor City FCN,
723
01:01:39,340 --> 01:01:41,340
two thousand-fucking-twenty two
724
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:46,420
Hi! I was wearing my jetpack and I flew here
725
01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:48,420
like fucking Flash Gordon and
726
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:50,420
it was great, fantastic!
727
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:52,420
Other than the bugs I ate on the way here
728
01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:54,420
But then I didn't have to stop at Taco Bell.
729
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:56,170
And then I shit my pants,
730
01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:58,170
but that's another story.
731
01:01:58,170 --> 01:02:00,170
Anyway, enjoy!
732
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,220
Hi, we're bouncy!
733
01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:11,220
Because we're on BBFs video!
734
01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:13,220
Video, yeah!
735
01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:31,860
I need to go to Tinkletown!
736
01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:33,110
Tinkletown?
737
01:02:33,110 --> 01:02:34,400
Tinkletown!
738
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,400
I know what that is!
739
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,280
Wait, BBF is filming this?
740
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,280
He's from Germany, you guys didn't know that!
741
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,280
No, I had no idea!
742
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,710
He's sailing across the ocean, he's German!
743
01:02:58,050 --> 01:02:59,420
Guten Tag!
744
01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:02,110
Mein Kopf, jetzt!
My Head, now!
745
01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:03,310
Very hard!
746
01:03:03,310 --> 01:03:06,250
I used to know how to say "My head is a stump"
747
01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:08,970
Mein Kopf ist...
My head is...
748
01:03:09,510 --> 01:03:10,510
Ein Stumpf!
A stump!
749
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,570
I don't remember!
750
01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:15,570
Waaahh, ahhh!
751
01:03:15,570 --> 01:03:17,570
Oh, oh...
752
01:03:17,570 --> 01:03:19,570
Getting angry! Why?
753
01:03:19,570 --> 01:03:21,570
Why me, that's not my deal!
754
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,600
I'm not that cat guy!
755
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,600
Don't listen to him!
756
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,050
Who are you? Who are you?
757
01:03:31,050 --> 01:03:33,050
Who are you?
758
01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:34,450
Ooh!
759
01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:38,050
No, nope!
760
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,510
Whoah!
761
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:43,770
No, nono...
762
01:03:43,770 --> 01:03:45,770
Ooh god!
763
01:03:45,940 --> 01:03:47,770
Hi, I'm Sparky Bluefox and
764
01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:49,770
welcome to MCFC 2015!
765
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,880
It's Friday Night, the con's just getting started,
766
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,880
and I'm gonna be doing
767
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:59,340
the open mike night, maybe tomorrow!
768
01:03:59,340 --> 01:04:01,340
We'll see, I've got some really good jokes lined up!
769
01:04:01,340 --> 01:04:03,340
like this:
770
01:04:03,710 --> 01:04:07,340
A priest, a rhabbi and a muslim imam
771
01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:09,340
walk into a bar.
772
01:04:09,340 --> 01:04:11,340
Bartender looks up and says:
773
01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:13,340
What, is this a joke?
774
01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:34,620
Sparky!
775
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:35,880
Yes?
776
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,880
Oh my god!
777
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,880
*laughter*
778
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,880
I'm sitting here trying to focus on my food,
779
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,880
they didn't give me the fruit cup I wanted!
780
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,880
So they gave me these silly things
781
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,880
doesn't look like fruit to me!
782
01:04:48,570 --> 01:04:50,570
I'll eat it anyways, what the heck!
783
01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:52,570
I gotta get some... "sustenance"!
784
01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:39,340
Do you think Fender will be here?
785
01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:41,650
Or was he sold to another company?
786
01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,680
I... we... we're not... no!
787
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,680
Turn the camera off!
788
01:05:48,370 --> 01:05:51,400
This is America, the camera will stay on!
789
01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:55,420
I'm not black.
790
01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:57,420
You're not? I have a test.
791
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,450
Hang on.
792
01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:02,510
So when you see this...
793
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,050
It's a badge, just.. you know.
794
01:06:05,050 --> 01:06:07,050
Black!
795
01:06:07,970 --> 01:06:10,080
Did you see the back of this guy?
796
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,220
Those are like eggs!
797
01:06:11,220 --> 01:06:13,220
He stings you
798
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:15,220
and implants one of those eggs in you
799
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:17,220
and you don't die!
800
01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:20,140
The larva slowly eat their way out
801
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:21,370
and then they grow up
802
01:06:21,370 --> 01:06:23,370
to be republicans, it's terrible!
803
01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,080
Oh god, it is...
804
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,080
Popumurr!
805
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,280
Now...
806
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,280
Do you put the murr in popumurr?
807
01:06:32,770 --> 01:06:33,800
Yeah?
808
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,800
I'd like you to demonstrate the murr
809
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,800
on her!
810
01:06:50,770 --> 01:06:52,400
It's a lion that's awake,
811
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,400
that's amazing. Usually they are just laying around
812
01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:56,620
like, "Oh you know..."
813
01:06:56,620 --> 01:06:58,620
"I'm laying around..."
814
01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:01,570
This isn't a lazy zoo lion here.
815
01:07:02,650 --> 01:07:05,080
Throw some punches at him!
816
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,080
Yeah, hit him hard!
817
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,080
Go on!
818
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:09,970
Beat the crap out of him,
819
01:07:09,970 --> 01:07:11,970
we need the invisible man later!
820
01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:14,200
It's Buster!
821
01:07:16,850 --> 01:07:19,450
Oh, look look, this dog talks!
822
01:07:19,450 --> 01:07:21,450
This dog talks!
823
01:07:22,020 --> 01:07:25,310
It's like you've been infected by the Twitch Da Wolf virus!
824
01:07:25,310 --> 01:07:27,310
[cheering, applause]
825
01:07:39,980 --> 01:07:41,980
[people sing Happy birthday]
826
01:08:05,050 --> 01:08:08,680
The Dorsai have a long standing tradition!
827
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,680
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dorsai!
828
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:14,620
[Dorsai sing] Happy Birthday!
829
01:08:15,510 --> 01:08:18,510
Happy Birthday!
830
01:08:19,710 --> 01:08:23,620
Now you lived another year,
831
01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:28,540
Now you know that death is near!
832
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,510
To every single furry,
833
01:08:43,510 --> 01:08:44,820
Every bartender,
834
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,820
every member of this hotel, because
835
01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:48,820
every once in a while you have a special
836
01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:50,820
day in your life, and that special day
837
01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:52,820
for a bartender, should involve
838
01:08:52,820 --> 01:08:54,820
a tip!
839
01:08:54,820 --> 01:08:56,820
Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just helped
840
01:08:56,820 --> 01:08:58,820
me collect this, this is from the furry
841
01:08:58,820 --> 01:09:00,820
fandom. We wanted to
842
01:09:00,820 --> 01:09:02,820
collect 40 dollars for your birthday,
843
01:09:02,820 --> 01:09:04,820
I'm very sorry, we instead
844
01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:06,820
collected 111 dollars.
845
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,370
Did you see the flasher?
846
01:09:23,370 --> 01:09:25,370
There's a flasher!
847
01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:27,370
A flasher!!
848
01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:29,370
Aaaaahhhhh!
849
01:09:30,370 --> 01:09:32,400
Oh the horrors!
850
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:39,400
He's showing everyone his nuts!
851
01:09:44,450 --> 01:09:46,280
I'm not... I....
852
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,280
This is not me!
853
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,620
I don't even have my fursuit on!
854
01:09:55,510 --> 01:09:58,140
Don't look at my human self!
855
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,510
Now you know how I feel!
856
01:10:03,510 --> 01:10:05,510
I don't care how you feel, Buddy,
857
01:10:05,510 --> 01:10:07,510
I don't care!
858
01:10:09,820 --> 01:10:11,650
I'm a nice person, I do care how you feel
859
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,710
No! Dogs are touching me!
860
01:10:34,170 --> 01:10:35,970
No! Get out!
861
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,050
Hello again!
862
01:10:42,020 --> 01:10:44,050
We have a rare breed!
863
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:46,050
It's a cross fox!
864
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:47,820
I'm gonna poke it!
865
01:10:51,970 --> 01:10:53,480
You got a fox!
866
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,480
It's a rare breed!
867
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:57,480
I'm gonna poke it!
868
01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:14,400
He will sober up tomorrow and be like
869
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,400
"Spazz is right"
870
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,400
"I can't put this in the con video."
871
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,400
"This is like the worst thing ever!"
872
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,400
I'm actually not that worried.
873
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:38,740
He's an angry fursuiter.
874
01:11:38,740 --> 01:11:41,080
Lots of angry fursuiters nowadays!
875
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,080
And why are they even angry? What could
876
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,080
they be possibly mad about?
877
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,080
Look at his face!
878
01:11:47,770 --> 01:11:49,280
He's so angry
879
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:51,280
and imbalanced, it's
880
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,280
incredible!
881
01:11:53,650 --> 01:11:55,450
Oh my goodness!
882
01:11:55,450 --> 01:11:57,450
I don't even know what I'm leaning
883
01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:58,650
up against!
884
01:11:58,650 --> 01:12:00,650
Eww, Buddy, you're gross!
885
01:12:00,770 --> 01:12:02,510
Your face is gross!
886
01:12:11,450 --> 01:12:14,650
You have an SPH on your finger, that's kinda kinky!
887
01:12:15,310 --> 01:12:17,080
I didn't know you were into that!
888
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,480
You like that?
889
01:12:28,050 --> 01:12:29,770
Will that do for you?
890
01:12:29,770 --> 01:12:31,770
Yeah? Yeah?
891
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:36,580
Oh, oooh, ooooooOOOOooohhh!
892
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,740
He's Dr. Robotnik!
893
01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:42,740
[chatting intensifies]
894
01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:06,050
Party party party!
895
01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:09,110
It's a parade!
896
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,360
Con's over, time for chicken!
897
01:17:34,030 --> 01:17:35,200
Hi!
898
01:17:35,630 --> 01:17:38,140
The parade was wonderful. Awesome!
899
01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:01,160
It's Sparky Bluefox!
900
01:18:09,540 --> 01:18:10,400
Hi!
901
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,400
Sir, are you aware that you're a camera?
902
01:18:12,970 --> 01:18:15,400
Did you realize how you're looking at me right now?
903
01:18:15,970 --> 01:18:18,220
It's cause you're actually a camera!
904
01:18:18,970 --> 01:18:20,570
You need to get that checked,
905
01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:23,140
"Hey doctor, I'm a camera!"
906
01:18:23,140 --> 01:18:25,140
And he gets that kind of call every single day!
907
01:18:26,050 --> 01:18:27,740
He'll know exactly how to help.
908
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:28,880
Don't worry.
909
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,880
Help is on the way.
910
01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:32,170
You're a camera!
911
01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:03,600
Filming me? I'm not in fursuit.
912
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,600
What's so interesting about me?
913
01:19:06,130 --> 01:19:08,700
See, this is cute, this is what you need to film
914
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:11,360
Nonono.
915
01:19:33,860 --> 01:19:35,630
Photobomb!
916
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,330
Photobomb!
917
01:24:32,260 --> 01:24:34,060
Let's go to the front desk
918
01:24:34,060 --> 01:24:36,360
and see what kind of amish accommodation
919
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:38,360
they have for us.
920
01:24:42,230 --> 01:24:44,260
Hi, how are you?
921
01:24:44,260 --> 01:24:46,000
My name is Ezrah, I'm from
922
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,060
Amish country.
923
01:24:47,060 --> 01:24:49,060
Hi, Ezrah.
924
01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:51,360
If I need to get to the airport,
925
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,130
Do you have a horse and buggy that will
926
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,400
come by every hour?
927
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:56,400
We have something similar to a horse and buggy.
928
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:57,200
Oh!
929
01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:58,900
A little bit more engine power for you.
930
01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:00,000
Oh really, good!
931
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,000
More horsepower, actually!
932
01:25:05,130 --> 01:25:06,530
If I need to take a bath,
933
01:25:06,530 --> 01:25:08,530
do you have like a stream that I would go
934
01:25:08,530 --> 01:25:10,530
get the water out and bring it in?
935
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,860
We can set something up for
936
01:25:12,860 --> 01:25:14,500
you if you really need it.
937
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:16,030
I'll call room service!
938
01:25:16,030 --> 01:25:17,130
Call Larry, I'll hook you up.
939
01:25:17,130 --> 01:25:19,130
Call Larry for a couple buckets of water.
940
01:25:19,130 --> 01:25:21,360
Yes, call be for water bowls or
941
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:24,030
whatever you're comfortable with.
942
01:25:24,030 --> 01:25:26,630
Do you charge to park my horse?
943
01:25:26,630 --> 01:25:28,460
No, we'll do it free for you!
944
01:25:28,460 --> 01:25:30,460
Free horse parking? Okay!
945
01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:31,430
Very good!
946
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:33,460
If you're a friend of this guy, you're a friend of ours!
947
01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:37,100
Okay, I'm gonna go for the
948
01:25:37,100 --> 01:25:39,330
modern marvels of the 21st century.
949
01:25:39,330 --> 01:25:41,330
Okay!
950
01:25:41,330 --> 01:25:42,260
Do you have one of those
951
01:25:42,260 --> 01:25:43,860
rotary dial telephones I've heard about?
952
01:25:43,860 --> 01:25:45,860
Rotary!! *laughs*
953
01:25:45,860 --> 01:25:47,860
I heard they're the latest thing!
954
01:25:48,830 --> 01:25:51,300
Well, you're a couple centuries behind!
955
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:53,300
Well, yah, I'm from Amish country.
956
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:56,900
I might go listen to an AM radio
957
01:25:56,900 --> 01:25:58,230
Oh my god!
958
01:25:58,230 --> 01:25:59,930
Maybe an 8-Track too
959
01:25:59,930 --> 01:26:01,930
Oh, those are really advanced!
960
01:26:02,330 --> 01:26:03,430
Thank you Larry!
961
01:26:03,430 --> 01:26:04,400
Good night!
962
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:06,060
Don't forget to feed and brush my horse
963
01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:07,430
at 8:pm!
964
01:26:07,430 --> 01:26:08,560
8:pm sharp!
965
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,560
And you gotta milk the cows at 3:am!
966
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:12,930
Oh, I'll be hung over then!
967
01:26:12,930 --> 01:26:14,600
Oh!
968
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,430
We don't have that where I come from.
969
01:26:16,430 --> 01:26:17,530
You don't have that?
970
01:26:17,530 --> 01:26:19,530
The Lord says "No alcohol!"
971
01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:24,300
Thank you Larry!
972
01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:26,300
We're gonna raise a hotel across the street!
973
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:28,630
We're gonna raise an overflow hotel
974
01:26:28,630 --> 01:26:30,630
for next year, can you help us
975
01:26:30,630 --> 01:26:30,880
out with that?
976
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:31,830
Ok then!
out with that?
977
01:26:31,830 --> 01:26:32,160
Ok then!
Bring a hammer, meet me out there
978
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:33,830
Bring a hammer, meet me out there
979
01:26:33,830 --> 01:26:35,830
4 am, after we milk the cows!
980
01:26:35,830 --> 01:26:37,830
Okay! *laughs*
981
01:26:38,260 --> 01:26:39,500
[yelling from the bar]
982
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,200
Is that some sort of devil chant
983
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,200
coming from the devil's playground?
984
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,800
Check it out, you might enjoy it!
985
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,800
The Lord says "No alcohol", I can not
986
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,800
go to that, that is an area
987
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,800
of the devil.
988
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:52,530
That is the devil's playground over there
989
01:26:52,530 --> 01:26:55,500
because that is where alcohol and beverages are served.
990
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,700
We only drink milk
991
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:59,100
and milk and
992
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:01,100
more milk on the farm.
993
01:27:01,330 --> 01:27:03,760
Even orange juice is shunned upon.
994
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:05,860
Hi, I'm Ezrah.
995
01:27:05,860 --> 01:27:07,860
What kind of creature
996
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:11,360
is this? We don't have this on the farm.
997
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,300
A sabertooth?
998
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:15,300
Wow! Are you nice,
999
01:27:15,300 --> 01:27:16,660
are you mean?
1000
01:27:16,660 --> 01:27:18,060
Are you a working animal?
1001
01:27:18,060 --> 01:27:19,100
Can you pull a buggy?
1002
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,530
I'll think about that for a little bit.
1003
01:27:21,660 --> 01:27:23,360
Well, if my horse isn't feeling well, maybe
1004
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:25,360
you can pull me around town.
1005
01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:28,660
Think about it?
1006
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:29,330
No?
1007
01:27:29,330 --> 01:27:29,930
No....
1008
01:27:29,930 --> 01:27:31,930
Can I milk you?
1009
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,200
Maybe later.
1010
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,700
Oh, okay!
1011
01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:37,700
Milking at midnight, his room.
1012
01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:45,860
Yes, if you headbutt it,
1013
01:27:45,860 --> 01:27:47,860
it's very tasty if you headbutt it.
1014
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:50,000
Mmmmm, yummy!
1015
01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:54,830
They have meat on their mind.
1016
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:57,430
You look like one of those fishes,
1017
01:27:57,430 --> 01:27:59,430
you can turn sideways and disappear.
1018
01:27:59,430 --> 01:28:00,830
*laughs*
1019
01:28:00,830 --> 01:28:02,200
No special effects,
1020
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:03,360
someone bumps into your side and
1021
01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:05,360
breaks in half and falls over!
1022
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,360
Look out, it's an Aerofox!
1023
01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:09,700
The only 2D fox in the fandom!
1024
01:28:11,100 --> 01:28:12,560
Yeah, I've had my personal...
1025
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,300
You only get into the elevator after the doors close!
1026
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,200
OMG, it's a hug!
1027
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:23,100
I did not see any permission but
1028
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:25,100
we'll assume it's OK, there was no screaming.
1029
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,430
Wow, hang on a second!
1030
01:28:28,430 --> 01:28:30,430
Do that again!
1031
01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:32,400
Squish it up!
1032
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:34,400
Rotate the top towards me!
1033
01:28:35,630 --> 01:28:38,000
Now turn it clockways 90°.
1034
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:39,400
Hang on.
1035
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:41,830
Oh my god, it's an ass!
1036
01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:44,260
Wow, it's like an ass with hip bones!
1037
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:46,760
Hang on, hold it right there!
1038
01:28:46,860 --> 01:28:48,300
Oooh, yeah, ooooh!
1039
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:51,860
*laughs*
1040
01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,130
That is like the worst thing I've done
1041
01:28:54,130 --> 01:28:55,330
all weekend! I hope
1042
01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:57,330
it stays that way!