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And now: Trash the guitar!
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Can people look at me now?
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Recording this for the doctors to see later
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what happened.
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CAMERAAAA!!
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Him again!
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Can I touch this?
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I want to touch this.
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Fox fox fox fox!
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FOX!
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There you go!
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Okay, so...
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it's really hot in here, right?
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Do you speak English?
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You're a fennec, right?
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Here's what you have to do.
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Wave your ears
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to cool the whole
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gigantic
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room. You can do that, right?
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There you go, yeah!
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Pirate skunk!
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Another pirate skunk!
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Are you here for the booty?
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Yeah, lot's of booty!
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[fart sounds]
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I know that gun exactly!
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What dog is this?
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I don't know this dog.
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This is a suspicious dog.
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This is the dog last year we
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discovered, might not be neutered?
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Maybe not neutered.
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Luckily it's a gay dog so there won't be any extra puppies.
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Not those kinds of puppies at least.
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Da dat dat dah dah...
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This has been the marten show, starring
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Fitch Marten! And he's
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here and he's gone!
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And away with you!
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Noo, no no... get that...!
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No!
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No... get... get.... get....!
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Get outta here already!
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I don't know how you got in there!
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No!
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Oh, you guys are just ducking around.
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That's all ducked up man.
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Video. It's okay!
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Keep moving, hahaha!
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Don't stop moving!
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Nice!
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Looks good!
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Hi, camera!
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We meet again!
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Hi camera!
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Hello!
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Hello, how are you doing?
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Do you enjoy the con, camera?
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Have you seen a lot of things?
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It's seen things....
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It has seen things!
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It has seen things!
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Oh no!
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Cameras see things at EF!
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The second edition of Paws on Fire!
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That's a wonderful start
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wow, all the love!
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I have a very important announcement for Back of House...
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I stole someones beer but
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I left a 5€ note for you
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I think that's enough. How much does beer cost here?
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Are Euros...
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What's your form of currency known as?
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Is 5€ enough for a beer?
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Yes.
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Even in the hotel, yes.
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Questioning the way over here...
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Will people understand my sarcasm
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in the European audience?
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No, but they won't care.
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Well!
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So earlier in the year
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I released a new album, The Dreamcatcher,
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I had this goofball here at Abbey Road Studios for it,
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and we're going to do one of the songs from it,
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Applause break!
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It's too short of an applause break, okay,
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Earlier in the year, we were recordnig at Abbey Road Studios!
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There we go!
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And this is one of the songs of The Dreamcatcher
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that we co-wrote, this is called:
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"Go go Shower Ranger"
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I mean, "The Ranger"
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And if Tanro's out there,
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this is his theme so
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you right there, dude, this is for you.
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The secret, Ladies and Gentlemen,
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Tape!
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Is this a musky husky?
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It's a shiba!
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A shiba!
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Oh nooo!
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The poliiiiice!
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Here comes the police!
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This is another drunk German person!
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I'm not drunk... well, I am!
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A little bit drunk then!
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Anyway, welcome to Eurofurence 23
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Cheers, camera,
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We just had an awesome concert
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...a drink...
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and this awesome concert
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Das ist verboten! Verboten!
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Well...
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what are you up to?
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I'm filming!
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I wouldn't have expected that!
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He didn't say that!
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Oh wait, you were the paying customers, I'm sorry!
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Hey Fallen, I can see your crotch!
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It's mean to film people parking!
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Don't make a mistake!
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Hallooo!
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Helloooo!
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This is Motorfurs and there's so
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many cars! I want to
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ride everyone.... no, everything!
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All the cars, yes, yes yes!
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MEOW!
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Greetings from the United States!
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I give you: MEOW!
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Whoooo, DeLorean!
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That's what I'm talking about, yeah!
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Do my thing! Do your thing!
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Where we're going, we don't need roads,
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Ooooooh!
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This is such a familiar sight, let me tell ya!
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But I'd never thought, I'd be in a DeLorean
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with Shanie! OMG!
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Meow! Meow! Meow!
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Here we are, Eurofurence!
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Amazing!
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I made it!
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I got to see the Jeep!
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I got to sit in the Jeep!
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Like, it's actually happening!
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This is actually happening!
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Ooooh! I love it!
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I friggin' love it!
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No!
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Get out!
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Do you think this is Uber?
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Yeah it is!
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No, it's not!
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I need a ride!
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I can't drive, I'm a cat!
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Improvise!
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I don't know!
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I don't know how to drive!
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I'm late!
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What!
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Good morning, how are you?
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Doing alright, things are going...
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pretty well!
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Anytime you taped a bag to your body you know
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things are going to shit...
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It's been a heck of a time, yeah.
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Ooooh!
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Beautiful!
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Look at this!
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No tickling!
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No, no no no!
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No tickling! No tickling!
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No tickling! Aaaah!
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Boo booop!
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Hello!
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Beepoo!
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Hello!
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Beepooo!
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You are...
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Beep bweep!
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Ahh, unpronouncable.
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Beesp bweep!
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You're Dasprid!
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Beep bweep!
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Oooh, you're desperate!
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Oooh.
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What a shame!
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Do the other fursuiters make fun of your because of your tail is...?
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Awwww!
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Wow...
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Brexit, Trump and now this...
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Oooh! Wait, that's savage!
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Savage!
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Wow, your tail is attached!
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Look at that poor...
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He needs to get his ass kicked, seriously.
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Oh, I see what the problem here is!
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They're all picking on the poor sad
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panda.
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Awww, you poor thing!
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[Fursuiters sing "Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi"]
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Very nice lions!
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Look at that, sparkle lions!
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You two look like you just are a stripper!
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Yeah!
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I could just stand here all day and watch this panda be sad.
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And it's the best channel,
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Forget EF Prime!
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Sad Panda Channel is where it's at.
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Who's a good boy?
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I don't know!
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You look like a good boy, gotr so much money now?
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Donated so much?
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Yes, I'm a good boy, I love the money!
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Donating like a good boy?
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Iiiii.... probably...