1 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:01,600 I'm in a bit of a stressy situation! 2 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:32,330 Hello! 3 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:34,330 Oh, there we go! Hello! 4 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,900 Can you...? Oh, oh god! 5 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:43,930 Uh oh! 6 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:46,830 Hey BBF! 7 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:59,830 Can I show you something on my phone? 8 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:01,830 I wanna show you something amazing! 9 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,630 There is my room! 10 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:08,900 It's so spacious and wide! 11 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,900 I know that you have a particular version 12 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,900 of rooms with tiny windows! 13 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,030 [sings] Hello! 14 00:03:27,030 --> 00:03:29,730 Is it Tay you're looking for? 15 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:32,130 I can see it in your eyes! 16 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:34,430 I can see it in your smile! 17 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,960 Because all you ever wanted was this Tay! 18 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,630 What is happening?! 19 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,930 Hello! 20 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,760 How you're doing? 21 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:07,900 Alright? 22 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,900 How's it going? 23 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,900 Having a good time? 24 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,600 Good for you! 25 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,600 Now fuck off! 26 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,430 *pew pew pew* 27 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,430 *pew* 28 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,400 *pew* 29 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,060 Arrrarrarrarrr! 30 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,760 Go fuck yourself, seriously! 31 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,200 I'm dead! 32 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,960 I just arrived! 33 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,960 We got up at 2:30 and 34 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:37,430 aaah.... I look terrible. 35 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,300 These are her shoes! 36 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,260 Nobody knows me! 37 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,260 Cheers! 38 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,000 Prost! 39 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,200 Now it's got fur in it! 40 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:15,560 Oh, I'm in 3D! 41 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:31,560 Hey! 42 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:32,960 Hi! 43 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,430 Unsere 12-Stunden geschundenen Gesichter festzuhalten ist It's not fair to record our faces that 44 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,430 ziemlich unfair! been tortured for 12 hours! 45 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:18,800 Can I have this? 46 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,130 You can noseboop it! 47 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,460 But first, let me take a selfie! 48 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,560 I loooooooooove.... 49 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,560 Noodles! Uh huh! 50 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,030 Halloooooh! 51 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,960 Jetzt hast Du mein Gehirn gelöscht mit der Kamera! 52 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,260 Stop deleting my brain 53 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,300 I pre-deleted it with this stuff 54 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,030 which is so 55 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,030 sweet it will knock your sssockssss 56 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,030 Ssswwwww.... socks off! 57 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,030 And... uh... 58 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,400 someone put alcohol in it! 59 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:27,830 I pre-deleted my brain with 60 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,830 cider and then you came and 61 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,400 pointed that thing at me and now it's gone! 62 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400 No idea what I was talking about! 63 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,830 [fart noise intensifies] 64 00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:58,900 Hello! 65 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,400 I love yoooou! 66 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,400 Hellooo! 67 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,660 Hi! 68 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:09,860 Awwawawawawawww! 69 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:42,830 I'm afraid! Nuuu! 70 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:38,730 Alkohol. Auch für Sie zuhause. Alcohol. Available in a store near you. 71 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,760 Whoah! I didn't see that there! 72 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,220 *Baaaaahhhh!* 73 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,220 *Baaah baaahhh!* 74 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,500 *Baaaar* 75 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,760 *baaar baaaaar!* 76 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,660 Don't worry, we're just stopping by! 77 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,600 Bloody sheep! 78 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,830 *Baaaahhh!* 79 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,030 You're obsessed! 80 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,560 Alright, go on in! 81 00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:09,230 Where am I? 82 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,730 That's amazing! 83 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,460 Please join us! 84 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,660 I've saved you a seat! 85 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,400 Take a seat at our table! 86 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:24,930 There you are! 87 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,330 So, Alice! 88 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,430 Welcome to my party, 89 00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:44,430 this paerty is called Confuzzled! 90 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:45,430 That's amazing! 91 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,430 It's wonderful to have you here! 92 00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:49,430 Confuzzled is the biggest 93 00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:51,430 gathering in the UK 94 00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:53,430 for furries, it's just 95 00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,430 like a big party really. 96 00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:57,430 And... what we do 97 00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:59,430 here is: We have 98 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,430 five days of fantastic party, fun 99 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:06,360 We have panels where it's all about 100 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,360 your shared interests 101 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,300 You can socialize with your friends! 102 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,300 Drink with your friends! 103 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,300 And most importantly, discos, 104 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,260 plenty of dances, well, 105 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,260 I can't really describe it so 106 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:21,260 A demonstration! 107 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,100 What can our wonderful attendees expect 108 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:15,100 to see at the pawpet show this year? 109 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,160 Drama, action, suspense, 110 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,160 and some good oldfashioned British comedy 111 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,160 freshly scraped from the bottom 112 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,160 of the barrel! Just how we like it! 113 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,960 Oh dear, have we forgotten to mention we have musical acts? 114 00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:33,530 I can 100% guarantee it's going to be a lot better than what's going on at the bar. 115 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,600 We're on at the same time as the Karaoke! 116 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,660 Even better, the Lord of Scheduling has seen fit to 117 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:44,400 start our show the same time as the Eurovision Song Contest! 118 00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:47,760 I'm fine with that tho! 119 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,660 If I'd want to watch people making noise 120 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,660 wearing costumes, making fools of themselves, 121 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,430 I might as well go to a furry conv....... 122 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,160 Never mind. 123 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,030 I'd like to invite to the table 124 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,030 to talk to us, please, 125 00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:03,030 Henrieke! 126 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:17,930 Henrieke, welcome to Wonderland, 127 00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:19,930 welcome to our wonderful 128 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:21,930 party table, and please, 129 00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:23,930 I'd like you to introduce yourself to Alice! 130 00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:25,930 Just say a few words! 131 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:37,000 Not my fault! 132 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,930 I came here 133 00:30:38,930 --> 00:30:40,930 from the Netherlands, 134 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,800 That's a long way! 135 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:47,660 I really love drawing and making stuff, 136 00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:49,660 and I'm lucky enough to do it for a living. 137 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,700 Apparently some people like it so much 138 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,700 that they invited me over here! 139 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,700 I'm very lucky to be here! 140 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,500 My other guest for this wonderful party 141 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,500 is a gentleman who 142 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,730 hails from Wales. His name: 143 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,730 Jeff Minter, also known as 144 00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:08,730 Yak! 145 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,460 Just say a few words about yourself, Sir! 146 00:31:27,530 --> 00:31:29,760 Thanks for inviting me to the party! 147 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,260 I've never been to a party like this before. 148 00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:36,260 I live in West Wales with 149 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,260 a flock of very spoiled 150 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:40,260 tame sheep and 151 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:43,500 I've been making video games and software 152 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,500 for probably longer than many of you 153 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,500 have been alive. 154 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,060 My software is 155 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:54,060 most frequently themed around 156 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:56,060 furry animals 157 00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:58,060 and right here, there's other 158 00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:00,060 soft "wear" around here 159 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,060 that's themed around furry animals! 160 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,030 Take a seat at my table! 161 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,060 I'm getting pretty hungry. 162 00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:21,060 Is there any food at this tea party? 163 00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:23,060 Do you fancy some food now? 164 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,260 Well, I have a friend... 165 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:29,760 from the Hilton 166 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,260 who has prepared something rather special 167 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,760 I'd like to ask my good friend Ernest to 168 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,760 come up on the stage here. 169 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,730 Yes, it's cookies! 170 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:03,430 And yes, it's just out of reach! 171 00:33:04,930 --> 00:33:07,030 We spent a long time planning that! 172 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:13,030 Last thing to let you know is: 173 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,800 Temporary fursuit lounge is next to 174 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,800 where registration was, that will stay open today 175 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,800 until we have the main fursuit lounge 176 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800 in the Kings Suite set up, 177 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,130 don't pay any attention -- DO pay attention 178 00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:25,130 to the con book, just dont pay any attention to 179 00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:26,900 that bit of the conbook. 180 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:29,700 They wrote "ignore the conbook" but I think that's wrong! 181 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:37,100 I didn't write it! 182 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,030 He did! 183 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,260 He wrote it! 184 00:33:47,430 --> 00:33:48,900 You are but a puppet! 185 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,960 Yes? 186 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,960 Aaaanyway.... 187 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,400 As with all good parties, 188 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,400 I'd like to invite you all to join the fun! 189 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,400 I'm gonna declare Confuzzled 2015 190 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,900 is officially 191 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,900 open! 192 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:29,530 Go on! 193 00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:31,030 You can do it, you can do it! 194 00:35:31,030 --> 00:35:33,030 BOOP! 195 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,330 I have no idea what I'm getting into. 196 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,330 Welcome to Confuzzled! 197 00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:46,330 Yaaaaay! 198 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,600 Eins, Zwei, Polizei! 199 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,130 Do I smell like drugs? 200 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,130 Am I getting arrested? 201 00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,060 Can't catch me! 202 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,900 See this light? 203 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,030 See this? 204 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:33,900 There is no light. 205 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,460 Yes, there is! 206 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:36,460 There isn't! 207 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:38,460 Oh, it's broken! 208 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,830 Gotcha! 209 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:44,160 Hello Mr. Joecifur, how's it doing today? 210 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,160 Going gut, ja! 211 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,330 Got gut weather, ja! 212 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:48,930 Das ist schön, ja! That's nice! 213 00:41:48,930 --> 00:41:50,500 It's raining, almost! 214 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,400 No, it's not! 215 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,400 But it will do! 216 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,560 Haaiiii! 217 00:42:10,730 --> 00:42:12,330 Hello! 218 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,500 It is rotating doors you're looking for? 219 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,500 I can see it in your eyes! 220 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,730 *whines* 221 00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:29,200 Hallo! Wir stehen hier auf Confuzzled Hello, we're standing here on top of Confuzzled 222 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,300 die größte Ansammlung schimmelig gewordener Fursuiter the largest gathering of mouldy fursuiters 223 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,930 in ganz Deutschland in Germany, 224 00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:34,300 Wie Sie sehen sind wir garnicht in Deutschland As you can see, we aren't in Germany 225 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,300 dass heisst ich erzähle nur Scheiße that means I'm ralking bullshit 226 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,360 den ganzen Tag über. the whole day. 227 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,560 Neben mir steht ein rosa Ding There's a pink thing standing next to me 228 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,560 Deswegen macht es überhaupt nichts. So it doesn't matter at all. 229 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,430 Ich könnte Ihnen jetzt natürlich etwas über den Peniskalibrator I might as well talk about the penis calibrator... 230 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,500 Nein, das werde ich jetzt nicht. Nope, not going to. 231 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,500 Ich kann doch nicht Dein Geheimnis verraten! I can't spoil your secret! 232 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,500 Was, dass er in Wirklichkeit ein rosa Kaninchen ist? That he's really just a pink bunny? 233 00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,560 Hey, this is Confuzzled and you're all... 234 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,500 ...fucking losers for coming here! 235 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,500 Seriously, go home! 236 00:46:23,730 --> 00:46:26,000 Aufn? It's AUFN.! 237 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Which means it's recording! 238 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,160 And out of battery! 239 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,500 No, it isn't. 240 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:32,730 Is it? 241 00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:34,430 Oh, it's low! 242 00:46:34,430 --> 00:46:36,430 Shit happens, bro! 243 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,330 I'm not going! 244 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,000 Oh yes? 245 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,500 Yay, I can go to CFD! 246 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,760 Shanie, give a hug! 247 00:49:12,830 --> 00:49:15,260 Shh, you didn't see nothing! 248 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,000 I have more now! 249 00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:50,360 Look what I got! 250 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,360 I got fluffy things! 251 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:18,830 New thing from Norway yo! 252 00:50:18,830 --> 00:50:20,830 We found it at the airport! 253 00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:01,700 I was thinking, "where the hell is BBF?" 254 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:03,700 "Been way too long since I saw him with his camera." 255 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,400 It's not what it looks like, seriously! 256 00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:05,460 [This is Karaoke.] 257 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,830 [If you're one of the people who depend on subtitles] 258 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,600 [due to hearing impairment.....] 259 00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:16,660 [Be thankful!] 260 00:52:17,630 --> 00:52:19,530 [signed, the editor!] 261 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,130 It's a camera thingie! 262 00:54:54,130 --> 00:54:56,130 I know, I think it is! 263 00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:57,700 I think it's recording! 264 00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,700 I think we're supposed to do something cute! 265 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,130 Okay. 266 00:55:19,130 --> 00:55:19,830 Hug it! 267 00:55:19,830 --> 00:55:20,860 Oh camera! 268 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,700 Hi camera I love you! 269 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,230 Oh you're so.... 270 00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:27,230 ...not so soft, camera! 271 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,960 It's not really soft and huggable, is it? 272 00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:43,030 So that doesn't work. 273 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:44,760 We need a new plan. 274 00:56:02,030 --> 00:56:02,860 I think 275 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,860 lots of people came up with that idea! *ptt* 276 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,200 I hope we didn't catch anything. 277 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,660 *blech* Okay, 278 00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:28,060 That doesn't work. 279 00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:30,060 THAT works! 280 00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:32,060 Success! 281 00:56:32,060 --> 00:56:34,800 That smile indicates success! 282 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,330 Hello! 283 00:57:33,330 --> 00:57:35,330 I am the mobile 284 00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:37,330 secutity command centre. 285 00:57:38,030 --> 00:57:39,530 With an iPad 286 00:57:39,530 --> 00:57:41,530 that I can't get into 287 00:57:41,530 --> 00:57:43,530 because I don't know the password, 288 00:57:43,530 --> 00:57:45,530 and.... 289 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,730 I have these headphones that 290 00:57:47,730 --> 00:57:49,730 I could land an aircraft with, 291 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,530 I need a beer. 292 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,560 Alles weg! Alles muss raus! Everything must go! 293 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,560 Kaufen Sie! Buy now! 294 01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:41,600 Mach das nicht! Don't do that! 295 01:00:43,730 --> 01:00:44,960 Cheers! 296 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,230 Stop Pinky'ing me! 297 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,960 Go get your own fucking food! 298 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,600 No food and drink in the den! 299 01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:28,630 Cats rule, dogs drool! 300 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:44,030 I want you all to look up towards Jason! 301 01:06:44,030 --> 01:06:46,030 Jason and Dhary up there! 302 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,030 Go give a big wave! 303 01:07:05,130 --> 01:07:06,030 Hi! 304 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,900 Cupcakes? 305 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,430 Photobomb! 306 01:08:37,830 --> 01:08:39,530 There are some people 307 01:08:39,530 --> 01:08:41,400 usually furries, 308 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,400 that simply won't be rushed 309 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,400 that like to take their 310 01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:47,400 time, have some lunch 311 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:49,400 and nobody is better at this 312 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,400 than these guys. 313 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,400 Now normally it would 314 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,400 not have been a problem, were it not that 315 01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,400 they are setting up a bloody 316 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,800 convention. 317 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,800 Next to getting the damn thing stuck 318 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,800 at every turn, they're 319 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,800 literally using the largest 320 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,800 piece of regurgitated 321 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,800 slag, painted rotten 322 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,800 strawberry faded red, 323 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,800 put on the smallest wheels 324 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,800 known to man. 325 01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:30,060 If the carpenter sees this, I'm fucked. 326 01:09:37,230 --> 01:09:39,560 And while this may make for some 327 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,560 interesting bit of footage, 328 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,930 It does leave quite 329 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,930 a nasty aftertaste. 330 01:10:20,830 --> 01:10:23,100 No pictures! Nope! 331 01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:25,100 Slowmotion-time! 332 01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:10,030 It's emergency! 333 01:19:10,030 --> 01:19:12,030 Get out of the way! 334 01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:16,030 HONK!!