1 00:00:27,970 --> 00:00:30,020 o/~ Hey now, hey now o/~ 2 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,510 o/~ Hear what I say now o/~ 3 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:33,140 o/~ Happiness is just o/~ 4 00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:35,140 o/~ around the corner o/~ 5 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:37,050 o/~ Hey now, hey now o/~ 6 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,600 o/~ Hear what I say now o/~ 7 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,970 o/~ We'll be there for you! o/~ 8 00:00:40,970 --> 00:00:42,970 o/~ The Vengabus is coming o/~ 9 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,370 There's a camera here. 10 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:43,370 Now go and do something funny! 11 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:45,370 Ohh.... 12 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,110 You already have enough footage of me! 13 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:04,080 This is much funnier than me! 14 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,080 Go watch the recording of this! 15 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,340 Who the fuck is he? 16 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:37,340 Where did you come from? 17 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:39,340 Sorry, *cough* 18 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,510 Sorry, I slipped 19 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:44,510 and I landed into this 20 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:46,510 husky by accident and it 21 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:48,510 wasn't meant to be 22 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:55,050 I'm trying to make a statement here, alright? 23 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:55,910 If you mind? 24 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:57,340 Bad luck for you! 25 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:59,340 Not my problem, I'm a dog! 26 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,310 What I was trying to say: 27 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,310 Whatever just happened, 28 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:13,310 it was an incident, an accident 29 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,310 I slipped... 30 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,800 It was never meant to happen like this... 31 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:22,940 I want to tell "Hi" from my mom! 32 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,940 I really love you and it's so 33 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:26,940 exciting here! 34 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:28,940 I completely don't know 35 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:30,940 most of the people but 36 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:32,940 they're still nice! 37 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:34,940 *bubububububububububu* 38 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,940 *bububububu* 39 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:49,940 *bubububububububububu* 40 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,940 *bububububububububububububububu* 41 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:53,940 *bubububububububububububububububububububu* 42 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,940 *bububububububububububububububububububububububububu* 43 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,940 *bubububububububububububububububububububububububububububububu* 44 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:23,650 You're a homo! 45 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:53,250 Omnomnomnomnom! 46 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:56,280 Omnomnomnomnomnom! 47 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,650 Kiss my ass! 48 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,170 *smooch* 49 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:19,740 Selfie! Yeaahhhhh! 50 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,620 Hellooooh! 51 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,850 What the living fuck? 52 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,250 Do you have any idea what that means? 53 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:08,250 There's something about a giraffe in there. 54 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,250 Who would've known the giraffe 55 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,250 pushed the weasel. We all 56 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,250 did have rated 57 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:16,250 toothpaste in our 58 00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,570 Salt Lake? What the hell? 59 00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:20,570 But.... we were lucky. 60 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,110 Deep shit man, deep shit. 61 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,280 It's a parable for life. 62 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:05,510 Find a space. 63 00:32:05,510 --> 00:32:06,770 Is everybody ready? 64 00:32:06,770 --> 00:32:08,770 Roll of dice please! 65 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,170 We have nine left! 66 00:36:22,910 --> 00:36:24,540 Congratulations! 67 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:26,540 Very well done! 68 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:28,540 [crowd cheers] 69 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,460 Mahlzeit! Hi! 70 00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:27,740 All for charity 71 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,740 Hello darling 72 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,260 I had nothing to do with this! 73 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,600 He had everything to do, everything with everything. 74 00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:23,740 *nnrrrggghhhh* 75 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,740 Nothing is happening here, no! 76 00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:39,920 It's all ok. It's all ok. It's just a normal furry convention. 77 00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:01,780 [guitar intensifies] 78 00:41:30,370 --> 00:41:32,680 No, not my nose! 79 00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:33,940 Oh god not my nose! 80 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:35,940 Back off of this again! 81 00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,940 Literally, this needs to be 82 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,940 away from camera at the moment! 83 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:44,020 *boop* Oh nooo! 84 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,020 *swedish mumbling* 85 00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:52,680 *more swedish mumbling* 86 00:41:57,060 --> 00:41:59,060 *swedish swearing* 87 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:48,940 Byyyeee! 88 00:44:33,970 --> 00:44:35,850 And once more I appear 89 00:44:35,850 --> 00:44:37,850 without fursuit in a BBF video! 90 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:50,100 *hack* *hack* *cough* 91 00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:07,220 Meow? 92 00:47:10,310 --> 00:47:12,140 Meow? 93 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,280 Yep yep yep yep yep ! 94 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,280 *rrrrring!* 95 00:50:05,110 --> 00:50:07,540 Du hast doofe Ohren! You've got silly ears! 96 00:50:08,770 --> 00:50:11,000 Willst Du mich provozieren? Do you want to push me? 97 00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:14,000 Ich fress Dir gleich die Kamera! I'm gonna eat your camera! 98 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,370 Uh-huh! 99 00:50:16,370 --> 00:50:18,050 Brauchst garnicht so doof zu gucken... Hey, you in front of the TV 100 00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:20,050 ...Du da vorm Computer oder Fernseher... ...stop looking so stupid! 101 00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:23,820 Ich mein Dich! I mean you! 102 00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:25,850 Jaaaa! Yup! 103 00:50:25,850 --> 00:50:27,140 Nom! 104 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:28,200 Now I film you... 105 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,110 ...now a doggie. 106 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:30,400 And you again! 107 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,310 And a doggie! 108 00:50:32,310 --> 00:50:33,710 And I film you! 109 00:50:33,710 --> 00:50:35,710 And a doggie again! 110 00:50:43,510 --> 00:50:45,110 Ich fress Dich! I'll eat you! 111 00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:48,140 Mach den Fernseher aus.... Switch off the telly... 112 00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:50,140 ...und such Dir 'ne Freundin! ...and get a girlfriend! 113 00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:52,140 Ja, genau Du! Yes, you! 114 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,940 Bright light! 115 00:50:57,420 --> 00:51:00,140 Oh no, imminent nose-beep! 116 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,620 Aaaahhh! 117 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:02,880 *beep* 118 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,880 Aaahhh! 119 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,710 He's a bit of a shy creature! 120 00:51:16,710 --> 00:51:18,710 You're supposed to beep it, like this! 121 00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:27,250 The entire internet has a red flashing light 122 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:36,220 If you don't move to the internet, 123 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,220 the internet will come closer to you! 124 00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:41,420 Like this! 125 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:43,650 *boop* 126 00:51:43,650 --> 00:51:45,650 See? The internet moves! 127 00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:48,050 You can do it! 128 00:51:48,050 --> 00:51:49,800 Try it! 129 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,800 Try and you'll get a cookie when we come back. 130 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,540 There we go! 131 00:51:54,310 --> 00:51:55,680 Booooop! 132 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,860 I'm going to tweet you! 133 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:47,780 Who's hung over, still? 134 00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:51,200 Who's drunk still? 135 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,050 You're boring! 136 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,140 If you're hanging around, you got the late 137 00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:01,140 departure, we have our dead dog 138 00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:03,140 party which will run 8pm to 139 00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:05,140 11pm in the nightclub. That's when the 140 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,140 staff gets to finally relax, kick back 141 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,140 a bit and you'll see us 142 00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:11,140 embarass ourselves. 143 00:53:11,140 --> 00:53:13,140 If you have suggestions or feedback 144 00:53:13,140 --> 00:53:15,140 for how we could do something better 145 00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:17,140 please come along, let us know, we'll write 146 00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:19,140 it down and try to incorporate 147 00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:20,400 it for next year. 148 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,400 Matt, it's 4 o'clock, not 5. 149 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,400 Delf said 5... 150 00:53:27,110 --> 00:53:29,710 Now it says 5 o'clock in the mini guide! 151 00:53:30,770 --> 00:53:33,310 Even the hotel signs say 4! 152 00:53:33,310 --> 00:53:35,310 The ho...? 153 00:53:35,910 --> 00:53:36,850 DELF? 154 00:53:36,850 --> 00:53:37,570 FIVE! 155 00:53:37,570 --> 00:53:38,510 It's five! 156 00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:41,570 The feedback session is at 5, apologies! 157 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,300 There we go, it is at 5, see? 158 00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:54,510 Meeeh! 159 00:53:54,510 --> 00:53:56,510 I know what I'm talking about sometimes! 160 00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:58,510 We've turned another one! 161 00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,770 Abducted? Yes, one of us! 162 00:54:03,770 --> 00:54:05,770 Dr. Terry, one of the directors 163 00:54:05,770 --> 00:54:07,770 of our wonderful charity 164 00:54:07,770 --> 00:54:09,770 has ordered a fursuit! 165 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,050 Hytiger mentioned that some of the security 166 00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:20,050 team have lost fur over the convention. 167 00:54:24,310 --> 00:54:26,970 Foolishly... 168 00:54:26,970 --> 00:54:29,880 somebody said: "Should we wax their legs?" 169 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,880 And they didn't say no! 170 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,200 They said: 171 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,510 If you raise enough money we will! 172 00:54:36,510 --> 00:54:38,510 And I know what you like! 173 00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:42,200 And it did not take long before we 174 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,200 smashed the amount of money required 175 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,480 and so 176 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,480 Dhary and Codewolf... 177 00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:54,620 are now going to receive their leg waxing 178 00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:56,620 for your enjoyment! 179 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,450 If you could see his face! 180 00:55:35,740 --> 00:55:39,180 [crowd chants] Off! Off! Off! Off! 181 00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:46,710 Awwww! 182 00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:49,650 Try it again! 183 00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:51,650 Have you done it yet? 184 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,500 [crowd chants] Off! Off! Off! Off! 185 00:56:02,370 --> 00:56:04,620 Aaawwwww! 186 00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:08,220 Duct tape! 187 00:56:57,340 --> 00:56:59,600 Awwww! 188 00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:04,220 Is that all you've got? 189 00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:09,310 Eeewwwww! 190 00:57:09,310 --> 00:57:11,740 I didn't know that so much was in there. 191 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,250 There's a lot of... eh... 192 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,200 Well, the security team now have 193 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,200 slighty mismatched legs. 194 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,420 So I think the dress-code now is: shorts. 195 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,510 Alalalalalalalalah! 196 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:02,510 Allahu akbar! 197 00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:26,970 Wir machen Bibi's Bett kaputt Wir machen Bibi's Bett kaputt We're breaking Bibi's bed! We're breaking Bibi's bed! 198 01:01:31,370 --> 01:01:33,480 Fuck this shit, I'm outta here! 199 01:01:44,170 --> 01:01:46,620 Hanouk klinkt sich gerade ein! Hanouk logs in now! 200 01:03:27,740 --> 01:03:31,000 [crowd yells] 201 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,220 We ordered pizza! Seriously! 202 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:58,140 You're going to call me! 203 01:07:26,770 --> 01:07:29,280 Meow!! MEOW!!! 204 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,650 MEOWWW! 205 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,400 Meeoowww! (complaining) 206 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,820 Meeoowww! (whining) 207 01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,300 Wo ist die Ecke? Where's that corner? 208 01:08:02,450 --> 01:08:04,710 Nein, das ist nicht die Ecke No, that's not the corner. 209 01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:06,710 Das ist nicht Deine Ecke This is not your corner! 210 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:09,460 Nein, andere Seite! Nope, other side! 211 01:08:10,710 --> 01:08:14,050 Ja, ganz genau! Yes, exactly! 212 01:08:40,260 --> 01:08:42,260 [Really horrible karaoke sounds] 213 01:08:43,850 --> 01:08:46,540 [If you're reasing these subtitles because you can't hear...] 214 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:48,540 [be thankful for that!] 215 01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,620 [Boy, this man can't sing!] 216 01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:36,180 My arm hurts now! 217 01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:35,340 Surprise! 218 01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:37,340 Suddenly, my leg hurts no more! 219 01:14:38,850 --> 01:14:41,310 As for the theme for next year, I was wondering: 220 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,310 How deep does the rabbit hole go? 221 01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:48,080 That information is classified. 222 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:49,710 Till next year! 223 01:14:49,710 --> 01:14:52,310 Then you might be able to find out yourself! 224 01:14:52,570 --> 01:14:54,020 I don't think I want to. 225 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,420 Hello! 226 01:15:09,740 --> 01:15:12,080 We were not conspiring at all! 227 01:15:12,970 --> 01:15:15,650 No, this is just two foxes conspiring. 228 01:15:15,650 --> 01:15:15,740 No, absolutely not! No, this is just two foxes conspiring. 229 01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:17,310 No, absolutely not! 230 01:15:17,310 --> 01:15:19,310 We're innocent! Yes! 231 01:15:19,310 --> 01:15:21,310 We're totally innocent! 232 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,220 He's always causing trouble! 233 01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:10,220 Get him away! 234 01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:35,110 I don't like that! 235 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:37,110 Put it away! 236 01:18:46,450 --> 01:18:48,480 To the bar! 237 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,340 That's a splash-protection! 238 01:19:03,340 --> 01:19:05,340 You never know when you need it! 239 01:19:37,850 --> 01:19:39,850 Tay is gay! 240 01:19:45,570 --> 01:19:47,620 But first, let us take a selfie! 241 01:20:38,110 --> 01:20:40,970 They don't know how to wag! 242 01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:42,970 You need a husky for that! 243 01:21:08,510 --> 01:21:11,110 Hang on, nonono, wait! 244 01:22:17,310 --> 01:22:20,080 Bibadi babedi bu! Pizza, bibadi babedi bu! 245 01:23:05,650 --> 01:23:08,110 Oh! Olálá! 246 01:23:08,110 --> 01:23:10,110 Vive le baguette! 247 01:23:10,310 --> 01:23:13,110 Etablissement, balcony, garage.... 248 01:23:17,570 --> 01:23:19,900 Bibadi babedi bubedi, bah! 249 01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:22,620 Hi! Welcome to Confuzzled! 250 01:24:22,820 --> 01:24:24,620 Bye!