1 00:00:39,988 --> 00:00:42,605 I'm ok with cameras, most of the time 2 00:00:42,605 --> 00:00:43,950 Technology 3 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:47,078 Get away from me! 4 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,170 Cheers! 5 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:48,980 Cheers! 6 00:06:55,734 --> 00:07:00,423 We're at Confuzzled and we have a partial eclipse 7 00:07:28,607 --> 00:07:30,918 I love traffic jam 8 00:07:48,933 --> 00:07:50,450 Cheers! 9 00:08:01,251 --> 00:08:03,915 Yaay! 10 00:08:04,408 --> 00:08:06,761 I'm drunk! 11 00:08:06,782 --> 00:08:10,538 Yaaaay! 12 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:26,023 We are serious group. This is serious business! 13 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,039 German engineering 14 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,068 Nooooo! 15 00:09:28,853 --> 00:09:31,189 That's cup porn! 16 00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:13,772 Stop filming me! 17 00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:17,780 Please! I beg you, have mercy... 18 00:18:09,599 --> 00:18:10,977 Instead I do sexy dance. 19 00:18:10,977 --> 00:18:13,629 ohhh... oohh yea 20 00:18:15,045 --> 00:18:16,788 Ok, that's enough! 21 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,269 *crchhhhhh* 22 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:42,469 *crchhhhhh* 23 00:33:12,378 --> 00:33:13,891 Tristan! 24 00:33:15,724 --> 00:33:17,707 I have no fucking idea where we are going to 25 00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:22,967 they say it's good but I have to see it first. I'm not sure about it 26 00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:26,470 Who talked me into this? 27 00:34:20,612 --> 00:34:24,510 On the front door there is a sign that says: No furrys anymore! 28 00:34:25,213 --> 00:34:27,167 None allowed, ever! 29 00:34:32,145 --> 00:34:37,165 Heeeelllpppp.... 30 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:47,140 Thank god! They have mayonnaise! 31 00:34:47,264 --> 00:34:48,569 Amazing! 32 00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:49,263 Hang on! 33 00:34:49,263 --> 00:34:51,062 They all forgot one of these 34 00:34:51,062 --> 00:34:52,002 they are critical 35 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:53,671 critical piece of... 36 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,737 Aha! AHA! 37 00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:42,058 Jug, jug, jug, jug, jug.... 38 00:41:51,713 --> 00:41:53,213 Faster! 39 00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:56,819 The German! 40 00:41:59,546 --> 00:42:05,221 Ex, ex, ex, ex... 41 00:42:05,221 --> 00:42:08,298 Bacon, bacon, bacon.... 42 00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:29,678 Being a con staff is what that is 43 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,403 Schulz! 44 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:35,937 You! 45 00:43:36,231 --> 00:43:37,775 Punch her! 46 00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:45,485 I won!... 47 00:44:45,523 --> 00:44:45,881 ...I won! 48 00:44:46,015 --> 00:44:46,319 I won!... 49 00:44:46,377 --> 00:44:46,797 ...I won! 50 00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:51,484 I won! 51 00:44:54,533 --> 00:44:55,697 Drink! 52 00:44:56,595 --> 00:44:58,776 That is our hero! 53 00:47:35,743 --> 00:47:38,564 You'll get a high five! I like you! 54 00:47:39,737 --> 00:47:41,516 You finished that thing 55 00:47:41,888 --> 00:47:46,009 Ok, is nice, high five! I like you! 56 00:52:19,499 --> 00:52:22,866 o/~ Come on Barbie, let's go party o/~ 57 00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:43,416 o/~ I'm no fun at all. Such a failure, got no genitalia o/~ 58 01:03:26,827 --> 01:03:28,344 So, yea, thank you! 59 01:03:28,344 --> 01:03:32,423 This is last year's guest of honour for Confuzzled 60 01:03:32,833 --> 01:03:35,287 And he made it all the way back 61 01:03:35,695 --> 01:03:39,150 just to perform, and get drunk with us. 62 01:11:22,419 --> 01:11:23,959 In 3rd place 63 01:11:24,321 --> 01:11:26,031 75 points 64 01:11:26,603 --> 01:11:28,055 Genichi 65 01:11:40,877 --> 01:11:42,330 2nd place 66 01:11:42,701 --> 01:11:44,449 with 78 points 67 01:11:45,330 --> 01:11:47,489 the MonsteRoo 68 01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:55,391 The 2013 winner is Sparky 69 01:18:04,766 --> 01:18:08,788 o/~ ...call him Mr. Wrong, Call him Mr. Vain o/~ 70 01:18:10,092 --> 01:18:15,286 o/~ Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him insane o/~ 71 01:18:17,299 --> 01:18:22,518 o/~ I know what I want and I want it now I want you... o/~ 72 01:19:36,925 --> 01:19:43,775 o/~ Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him insane o/~ 73 01:19:45,959 --> 01:19:47,498 What time did you go to bed? 74 01:19:48,180 --> 01:19:49,425 Uhm... 75 01:19:49,888 --> 01:19:51,475 7:45 am 76 01:19:51,623 --> 01:19:53,506 What time did you get out of bed? 77 01:19:54,244 --> 01:19:55,953 6.. pm? 78 01:22:14,163 --> 01:22:16,492 Hi mom! 79 01:22:16,493 --> 01:22:17,957 Hello! 80 01:22:22,292 --> 01:22:23,414 Scheveningen 81 01:22:25,278 --> 01:22:26,894 Sche-ve-nin-gen 82 01:22:26,895 --> 01:22:28,739 S-chhhh, S-chhhh 83 01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:32,084 S-chhhh, S-chhhh, S-chhhh, S-chhhh 84 01:22:33,636 --> 01:22:35,279 SCHEVENINGEN 85 01:23:03,230 --> 01:23:06,472 It's all your fault, you know! It's all your fault! 86 01:23:36,706 --> 01:23:38,848 No earpiece, no earpiece, 87 01:23:39,049 --> 01:23:42,347 no handset, I'm free! 88 01:23:52,641 --> 01:23:55,802 Someone seen my dignity? 89 01:23:57,998 --> 01:24:01,320 *drrrrr drrrrr* 90 01:24:44,799 --> 01:24:47,789 I hope you're not putting this in the actual video 91 01:25:11,859 --> 01:25:13,937 I can't feel the left side of my face! 92 01:25:15,474 --> 01:25:16,898 It's still refreshing 93 01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:26,840 Omg, I will miss this hotel 94 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:38,468 Arrrgh! 95 01:25:55,826 --> 01:26:01,723 o/~ Just as long, as you stand stand by me o/~ 96 01:26:02,315 --> 01:26:06,629 o/~ So darling, daaarling, stand, by me o/~ 97 01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:16,609 o/~ Ohhh, stand by me. Won't you stand, stand by me, stand by me! o/~ 98 01:26:26,017 --> 01:26:28,770 I'm afraid I forgot the rest of the lines. I'm so sorry! 99 01:26:28,966 --> 01:26:31,911 Staahp BBF, staaahp! 100 01:28:15,641 --> 01:28:18,603 I'm being surrounded by furries 101 01:28:25,178 --> 01:28:27,431 There it is again! 102 01:29:41,534 --> 01:29:45,635 We are collecting money for the bar staff, to say thank you! 103 01:29:45,635 --> 01:29:49,375 One guy has worked over 100 hours 104 01:29:49,375 --> 01:29:50,842 during this convention. 105 01:29:51,044 --> 01:29:54,359 On top of that, they've been absolutely amazing 106 01:29:54,359 --> 01:29:57,517 they've been the best bartenders in a long time 107 01:29:57,692 --> 01:29:59,990 And I'm not even pissed yet 108 01:30:03,146 --> 01:30:05,562 I only wish there where more notes 109 01:30:13,984 --> 01:30:14,965 Pony! 110 01:30:16,024 --> 01:30:18,515 Pony on my tit 111 01:30:19,963 --> 01:30:23,885 £225 112 01:30:30,711 --> 01:30:33,864 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please! 113 01:30:41,148 --> 01:30:44,233 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please! 114 01:30:44,643 --> 01:30:45,744 Thank you! 115 01:30:45,744 --> 01:30:48,544 for the entire weekend from the man with the hat 116 01:30:48,765 --> 01:30:51,412 We've collected in tips for the bar staff 117 01:30:51,412 --> 01:30:55,357 225 Pounds 118 01:30:56,411 --> 01:30:59,265 Thank you very much! 119 01:31:06,256 --> 01:31:07,904 And now... 120 01:31:07,904 --> 01:31:09,888 ...from what I've heard 121 01:31:09,971 --> 01:31:10,889 One member of the staff... 122 01:31:16,026 --> 01:31:17,172 From what I've heard 123 01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:21,226 One member of the staff has worked over 100 hours 124 01:31:22,049 --> 01:31:25,689 We've drunk roughly 3 liters of Vodka... 125 01:31:25,689 --> 01:31:26,981 ...an hour! 126 01:31:27,681 --> 01:31:32,670 They've made 3 trips to costco and one to an all night petrol station. 127 01:31:32,670 --> 01:31:34,258 Just for us! 128 01:31:34,749 --> 01:31:38,606 Bar staff: Thank you very much! 129 01:31:41,174 --> 01:31:44,827 *mumble* 130 01:31:46,708 --> 01:31:48,208 How much for the hat? 131 01:31:50,361 --> 01:31:52,076 50 quit 132 01:34:11,757 --> 01:34:12,971 Cody! 133 01:34:13,245 --> 01:34:14,282 Hi! 134 01:35:50,356 --> 01:35:52,243 *wharglllbagarrglll* 135 01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:57,097 Oh oh! 136 01:35:58,151 --> 01:36:00,498 That... is a stupid idea! 137 01:36:06,379 --> 01:36:08,748 Getting kicked out during the Dead Dog party... 138 01:36:08,748 --> 01:36:10,179 Remco! 139 01:36:10,179 --> 01:36:13,994 Call me a security detail! Crowd control please. 140 01:36:15,866 --> 01:36:18,733 This person here just stole my beer! 141 01:36:19,785 --> 01:36:21,105 To room 9! 142 01:36:22,873 --> 01:36:24,241 20 minutes! 143 01:36:25,216 --> 01:36:29,659 Security! It's rather quiet tonight, isn't it? 144 01:36:30,418 --> 01:36:34,026 Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.... 145 01:36:46,673 --> 01:36:49,097 I should get into trouble more often! 146 01:36:52,853 --> 01:36:55,034 Come back later! 147 01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:01,713 Just announced! 148 01:37:01,713 --> 01:37:02,560 For what? 149 01:37:02,833 --> 01:37:04,326 Confuzzled 2014 150 01:37:04,327 --> 01:37:06,171 Not now 151 01:37:06,171 --> 01:37:07,322 Where is it? 152 01:37:07,974 --> 01:37:10,934 It's in the Birmingham Hilton Metropole 153 01:37:10,935 --> 01:37:13,722 And what's gonna be amazing about it? 154 01:37:13,722 --> 01:37:14,924 It's huge! 155 01:37:14,925 --> 01:37:18,131 It's... It's... massive 156 01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:20,532 Are there rooms? 157 01:37:20,731 --> 01:37:22,946 Are we sleeping on the floor this time? 158 01:37:23,143 --> 01:37:26,063 There are... 800 rooms nearly. 159 01:37:26,239 --> 01:37:29,088 and room for thousands of people 160 01:37:29,327 --> 01:37:31,182 and it's near the airport 161 01:37:32,414 --> 01:37:34,022 and It's so amazing! 162 01:37:34,158 --> 01:37:35,222 Will there be booze? 163 01:37:35,382 --> 01:37:37,006 Oh yes! 164 01:37:38,751 --> 01:37:40,310 So much booze! 165 01:37:40,366 --> 01:37:41,744 So when do we register? 166 01:37:41,813 --> 01:37:43,490 N....Soon! 167 01:37:43,490 --> 01:37:44,714 Soon? 168 01:37:44,714 --> 01:37:45,406 Soon! 169 01:37:45,406 --> 01:37:47,251 I'll leave it to that 170 01:37:47,706 --> 01:37:49,636 So now, we are in the bus 171 01:37:49,636 --> 01:37:51,175 It's a very bumpy ride 172 01:37:51,175 --> 01:37:58,007 and this is the last time that we ever had Confuzzled at the Hinckley Island Hotel 173 01:37:58,007 --> 01:38:00,199 and we are very sad to leave it 174 01:38:00,234 --> 01:38:03,602 We are very sad to leave... the toilets behind 175 01:38:03,602 --> 01:38:05,907 and the pool, and everything else 176 01:38:06,576 --> 01:38:09,329 but we will be coming back next year to Birmingham 177 01:38:09,567 --> 01:38:11,022 It's been one hell of a con 178 01:38:11,022 --> 01:38:13,006 I didn't sleep for 42 hours 179 01:38:13,006 --> 01:38:14,924 and I pretty much crashed, 180 01:38:15,343 --> 01:38:16,601 but it was fantastic. 181 01:38:16,601 --> 01:38:19,543 we worked so hard, and we raised lots of money for charity 182 01:38:20,005 --> 01:38:22,004 It's been a brilliant, brilliant time 183 01:38:22,004 --> 01:38:25,015 Everyone's been hugging and shagging... eh sharing! 184 01:38:25,792 --> 01:38:27,645 and having lots of good times 185 01:38:27,645 --> 01:38:29,383 and the weather's being great 186 01:38:35,553 --> 01:38:36,606 Hi! 187 01:38:37,928 --> 01:38:40,775 Welcome to Fly Emirades 188 01:38:40,775 --> 01:38:44,310 we will arrive at our destination shortly. 189 01:38:50,751 --> 01:38:53,932 Is nice! I like! 190 01:39:09,239 --> 01:39:12,969 Welcome to Confuzzled 2014 191 01:39:12,969 --> 01:39:19,504 my friend the doctor has lend me his tardis and we travelled forward in time one year to... 192 01:39:20,171 --> 01:39:22,282 the Hilton in Birmingham 193 01:39:22,282 --> 01:39:27,823 where we are now currently enjoying lots and lots of great events which you know nothing about yet 194 01:39:27,823 --> 01:39:32,346 because, you know more later. But we know them. Already been through them. 195 01:39:32,381 --> 01:39:37,996 This is the wonderful and magical Confuzzled 2014! 196 01:39:38,355 --> 01:39:40,297 See ya guys! 197 01:40:09,316 --> 01:40:14,086 So we've discovered it is very easy to find the Confuzzled 2014 venue: 198 01:40:14,086 --> 01:40:18,408 really easy guys, all you got to do is fly to Birmingham International Airport 199 01:40:18,408 --> 01:40:21,927 take the shuttle to the train station, walk through the train station, 200 01:40:21,927 --> 01:40:24,659 enter the convention center, through the convention center, 201 01:40:24,659 --> 01:40:27,540 find a policeman, ask him for way, follow the yellow brick road, 202 01:40:27,540 --> 01:40:32,736 go through the forrest, swim the mud, go into the tower, slay the princess, 203 01:40:32,736 --> 01:40:36,667 rescue the dragon, go downstairs, bake a banana toffee pie, 204 01:40:36,667 --> 01:40:39,170 and bash your ankle! You are actually at the venue! 205 01:40:39,170 --> 01:40:41,381 It's easy!