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My comment for it:
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[cellphone plays "Call me by Blondie"]
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Security! Security!
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It's just a Rity!
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Now display how we're treating
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the convention goods.
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Go throw them on the floor, wheeee!
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We're waiting for the stuff.
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And then, we can do stuff!
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But not yet.
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I'm here, I'm finished...
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I have nothing to add to what he said.
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He's a good owl,
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he's a bit skinny.
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But he'll be fine.
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That's what you get from reading
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all the women's magazines and diet tipps.
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Absolutely, he's gone a bit skinny now.
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It's what happens when you can't find a 32-6 adapter.
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There's no booze.
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It's not 9:30am
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and we're not drinking, okay?
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I just arrived
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and I came from hell!
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How this country stays together
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is beyond me!
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Don't use the trains!
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It's all Brexit's fault!
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I swear!
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Don't use the train, seriously!
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Don't use the trains!
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Oh hello!
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It's good that there's no smellevision!
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Because I smell of sweat!
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621, 621....
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I'm gonna turn it around:
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Gonna do it 626.
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6 showers...
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cause I'm sticky!
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I'm tired, sweaty,
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it's warm, I'm not used to this
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weather!
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It's supposed to be cold,
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It's Britain, it's supposed to be cold and rainy
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and it's warm!
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We're still trying to get a room!
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Hi!
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We're tired,
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annoyed,
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still no room...
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all we want is sleep...
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immediately!
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Welcome to Confuzzled,
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this year's going to be awesome!
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I love my job!
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I can access everything!
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Actually I can't, it's just for show.
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The next fun bit: setting up satnav!
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[honking noises]
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Hello truck!
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He wins!
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He is very orange
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and very big!
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I'm scared of you two!
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Cows. Cows!
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More cows!
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Moo!
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Jensen's friends!
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Because he went cow bowling one year
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with his Landrover.
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Swipy swipy!
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There was a fox on that sign!
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This side: tons of traffic
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and half is coned off because
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nobody's working on it!
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Look, there's a single
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fenced-off digger.
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62...
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we gain momentum captain!
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65!
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69!
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70!
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When this baby hits 70 miles an hour...
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He's got an actual pizza oven
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on the back!
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That's awesome!
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Nope!
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Nope nope
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numpty nope nope nope!
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McNoperson!
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I can already hear you cussing
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because of all this footage you're
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sifting through...
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We make no appologies!
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[odd British orchestral music plays]
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Barrier! Away with you!
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[Dancing Queen by Abba plays]
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Bits attendees never get to see
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Backstage!
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Thirsty Hydro!
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Hydro hydrating!
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Say Hi, Hydro!
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Hydrated Hydro!
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8 of these EZ Cool Down inserts
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fit beautifully in one of these fryer baskets.
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Thanks to a tape measure and eBay
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Ten of these baskets fit
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across the tank. There's a big
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cooler that continuously feeds
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returning water to the tank
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so we should be able to charge everybody's vests
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without them getting stuck
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in the actual process.
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No, no, no....
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Nuuuuh!
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[fart noises]
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Don't look at me,
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look at that super cute deer instead!
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It's not a deer, it's a gnu!
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Whatever, it's cute!
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It's a poodle!
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What?
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A retriever!
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No, over there!
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Yeah, it's a Golden Retriever!
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It's not! You don't know
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anything about animals, BBF!
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I don't know anything about apples, that's true.
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You know nothing of the types of animal!
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That was a durr!
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I gnu it!
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Durrr!
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The question: Is it an Antilope or a Posilope?
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Ugh...
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Surely the opposite of an Antilope
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would be a Lope.
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No, a Posilope!
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No, it'd be a Lope or an Antilope.
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Hey, there's Electrons and Positrons, right?
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There's no Trons unless you're talking movies!
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Yeah, but there is Matter and Antimatter!
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That does matter, too!
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Because, fursuits matter!
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What the hell is that conversation!
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Wow, what would you know,
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person from Iraq!
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Making full use of your
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obnoxious noise permits
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I see...
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So how many of you actually
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thought they were an April Fools joke?
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Pretty much all of you.
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No, they're real,
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if you're a sponsor you
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do have one of the obnoxious noise permits
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however, read all of the
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clauses, they're very specific,
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Is everyone having a good time so far?
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[audience cheers]
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I don't know why we bother.
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Again:
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Are you having a good time so far?
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS!!]
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Much better!
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Thank you!
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We do have a few announcements
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as per usual, this year
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we have a total of
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1645 registered attendees!
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So that's a
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194 more than last year!
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I'd also like to
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mention our Guests of Honor this year
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you can meet both of them at
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the "Meet the Goh" panel which is on Saturday
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at 11 in the morning, and first
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of our Gohs is Volf, he's a fursuiter
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an artist, charity fundraiser
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dancer and serious
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car enthusiast, don't get him started
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please. Seriously!
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You can meet him at the Fursuiting 101
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panel, Sunday 10am,
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also at "fundraising and you"
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which is Sunday, 2pm.
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And presumably at Motorfurs, but I didn't want to
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but I didn't want to encourage that behaviour.
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Our second Goh: Shay,
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a writer, director and voice actor
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three of these skills he used for the
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Bitter Lake video production, he's also
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the voice of Spikey Wolf, the mascot
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of EF Prime. So you can meet
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him at his panel: "The power of
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positive thinking" on Sunday at 11am
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also his panel
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"Voice Acting for beginners" Monday, 11am.
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Round of applause for our GoHs please!
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Now, as you know,
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very big year this year,
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it's our 10th year!
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Big celebration!
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Rizzo....
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that was rubbish.
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They can do better!
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It's our tenth year!
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[audience: +140dB]
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Well...
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It's someone's birthday...
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Our special someone is in the crowd?
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Brok?
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We cannot see him, because he's dark!
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He's gonna get his way through!
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I can't go any further cause if I do
He's gonna get his way through!
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I can't go any further cause if I do
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it'll make horrible squealing noises and everyone
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will hate me forever!
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Come on Brok, here we go!
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Round of applause for Brok!
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There's something I'm forgetting there...
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It's your birthday,
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how about a birthday cake for Mr. Brok?
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There's also something else missing...
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How about
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a special song?
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How about we all sing Brok
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a happy birthday?
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Three,
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two,
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one:
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[people sing a happy birthday]
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Three cheers: Hip Hip:
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Hooray!
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Hip Hip: Hooray!
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Hip Hip:
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Hooray!
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Shanie!
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Do I finally get my hand job tonight?
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How handy!
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What is that?
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Santas fucked up christmas?
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I saw that!
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It's BBF gear shift.
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First gear! Second gear!
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Third!
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Eight gear!
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No, it's too old, going fourth!
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Welcome to the 2017
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the 10th annual Confuzzled
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Fursuit Walk. That's right!
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All these lovely people are here
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for you and your cameras
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You promised to post this
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online where we can find it
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a convention video that's
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4 hours long and everyone
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finds themselves in it, not now,
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you've got time for that
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Just fast forward!
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A little bit... no, okay,
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too far, too far,
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there we go!
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[I cannot keep up with two
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British battle talkers speed-
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talking to the camera!
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Sorry!
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Signed, the editor!]