1 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,660 I'm here with.... yaaahhrgh! 2 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,860 Oh. It's a cucumber. 3 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,060 Well, that was one night! 4 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,760 She knows the ultimate weakness... 5 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,300 What is it? 6 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:19,880 Is this my close-up, Mr. Demille? 7 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,880 Yes, are you ready for your close-up? 8 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,880 I am totally ready for this, I've been 9 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,880 ready all my life! 10 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,880 Let's do this! 11 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,260 Whoohoo 12 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,260 Wahaha!! That was great! 13 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,760 That was the best thing ever! 14 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,760 Hahaha! 15 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:41,480 Now okay... 16 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,480 Take 2! 17 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,820 Take 2, except now I'm out of material! 18 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:51,520 Maybe this should be an 19 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,960 extended talkshow format. 20 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,920 Where I can actually answer questions. 21 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:59,420 How about beeping? 22 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,300 How are you beeping? 23 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,420 How are you answering, 24 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,620 by beeping the lens? 25 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,620 By beeping! 26 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,160 I have to ponder that a while. 27 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,100 Here comes another camera beep! 28 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,600 Wait, what was that? 29 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,140 Aha! 30 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,100 Bring on the bear puns! 31 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,880 There are none we haven't 32 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,060 heard yet! 33 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,060 Are they bearable yet? 34 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:40,060 That was bad! 35 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,940 Are you cold? 36 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,180 40ct? 37 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,880 Quality shit right here, ya? 38 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,580 Quality! 39 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,580 Give you a special deal, ya? 40 00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,000 Or if you're looking for something a bit harder? 41 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,560 You like the hard stuff? 42 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,560 Aaaahhhhh. 43 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,380 Nice stuff. 44 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,380 Look at that. 45 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,560 Want some? 46 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,680 No. 47 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,680 You want some? 48 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,780 I'm clean. 49 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:25,660 You're clean?? 50 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,780 [annoying roo noises] 51 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,940 [even more annoying roo noises] 52 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,660 Shut up! 53 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,760 [sings "Price Tag" by Jessie J] 54 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,180 Thor! 55 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,180 If I had a hammer.... 56 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,560 I'd hammer in the morning! 57 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,560 I'd hammer in the evening! 58 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,560 I'd be hammering all day! 59 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,280 Wow, my helmet is all wobbly now! 60 00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:50,160 WOW! 61 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,440 I can't see anymore! 62 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,440 What's happening? 63 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,540 Oh, oh god! 64 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,540 I've seen the light. Briefly. 65 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,560 Hi! 66 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:02,160 Hi again, here we are! 67 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,240 Hello! 68 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,240 Welcome to Confuzzled, where 69 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,360 dogs get turned into Thor 70 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,360 It's free zone! 71 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,360 It's for personal consumption! 72 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,520 *sniff* Aaaaah! 73 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,300 We're doing nothing. 74 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,300 It's good tho! 75 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,120 *mumbles* 76 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,360 Personal consumption! 77 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,900 [incomprehensible mumbling] 78 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,740 Don't do it. 79 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,880 *sniff* 80 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,740 Arrarrr......! 81 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,440 Arroooooo......! 82 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,640 Woooowwww! 83 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,640 *boop!* 84 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:46,720 I'm a tree! 85 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,920 I'm a tree! 86 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,340 Waving in the wind! 87 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:32,680 [incomprehensible mumbling about cameras] 88 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:57,060 [still mumbling] 89 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,120 I think you had a bit too much to drink, 90 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,660 maybe it's time to take a walk. 91 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,660 Here's the man himself, BBF! 92 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:04,660 He's blinding me with the f*cking... 93 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,660 Ooohhh... 94 00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:10,680 Ooooh god! 95 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,680 Aaah cameraception! 96 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:16,600 Ohh god no! 97 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,180 Aaaaahhhh.... 98 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,180 Aaaaahaaahhahhhh! 99 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,820 [British classical music plays] 100 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,320 Be posh... 101 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,320 Then I shall eat it with such grace 102 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,320 that you will never forget it. 103 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,820 Hello collie! 104 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,860 F*ck off! 105 00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,800 F*cking calling me a f*cking collie! 106 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,800 You're f*cking what, call me a f*cking 107 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,800 collie! F*ck you! 108 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,380 Okay collie! 109 00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:21,380 F*ck off! 110 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,360 We had to censor this person 111 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,200 To protect his friends. 112 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,200 This bunny's carrot has been 113 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,200 stolen. 114 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,900 News at eleven. 115 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,800 He dropped the bass! 116 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,920 Germany, 3pm. The hairstyle lasts. 117 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,140 I did not drink anything at all! 118 00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:46,140 It's all leftovers from my birth. 119 00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:34,680 Bark! 120 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,620 Rrruff! 121 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,500 [flute music] 122 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:36,060 [Halloween-like music plays] 123 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,980 I'm coming for you! 124 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,700 Go away with that water sprinkler! 125 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:18,180 The best thing is when you grope the boobs... 126 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:20,180 and then HE turns around! 127 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,240 Ice bucket challenge! 128 00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:31,800 Can't get any smaller anyway! 129 00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,700 At least I can park on the women's lot! 130 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:41,200 So can I! 131 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,200 You can't. 132 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,980 She's been registered as weapon. 133 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,520 I'd be careful! 134 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,980 She knows buttons I didn't know I had! 135 00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:52,740 Yeah! 136 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:55,620 I did *whistles* Aunt Kitty a little... 137 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,960 And I did here and there and then I died. 138 00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:01,760 Sometimes you do things here or there and then 139 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,760 and then you go there. 140 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,440 And she's got boobs on her back! 141 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,440 Back-boobs! 142 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,800 Darling, I have to touch your boobs! 143 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800 Please edit that! 144 00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:00,880 Don't do that at home, kids! 145 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,940 [guitar plays] 146 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,180 I don't want my beard to do that! 147 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,180 That looks weird! 148 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,360 You just saw the unboxing video of 149 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,360 human skin. 150 00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:21,360 Hey, that's cheating! 151 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,320 Oxygen in the glass makes me 152 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,320 glow in shame, what in the... 153 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,320 I can't drink oxygen! 154 01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:54,340 I can drink this all day long and not 155 01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:56,340 feel a single thing. Now you need 156 01:00:56,340 --> 01:00:58,960 wine inside that glass! 157 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:07,340 Last time I did that the glass 158 01:01:07,340 --> 01:01:09,340 went flying into the bartenders face. 159 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,080 You at home, watching this on the YouTubes 160 01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,460 or the internets or the Facebooks 161 01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:21,460 know what happens. You watching this 162 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,460 at home again rather than buying me 163 01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:25,460 a glass full of wine, other 164 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,460 than a glass full of oyxgen! 165 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,280 Is this another glass full of oxygen 166 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,280 you're giving to me? 167 01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:13,860 Who is a silly pony? 168 01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:17,500 It's you! 169 01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,980 Aroooooo....... 170 01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:05,780 It's killing my arms! 171 01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:08,200 I don't know how they do it! 172 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:11,240 [music] 173 01:07:35,940 --> 01:07:38,880 I love this guitar! 174 01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:41,540 I've been listening to it for a few years! 175 01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:43,180 So do I! 176 01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:45,180 It belongs to him! 177 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,020 [incomprehensible squeaking] 178 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:14,160 Whatever. 179 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,520 I hope you've been obeying the law! 180 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:34,940 Otherwise.... 181 01:15:34,940 --> 01:15:36,940 You're dealing with me! 182 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,680 Execute you! 183 01:15:42,220 --> 01:15:44,320 I'm coming after you! 184 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,280 You're breaking the convention code of conduct 185 01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:04,280 by the way, BBF. 186 01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:09,700 By having a harness in public. 187 01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:39,580 [People singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen] 188 01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:02,420 Hello everyone! 189 01:19:04,580 --> 01:19:05,780 Rubbish. 190 01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:08,600 You know we do this every year. 191 01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,320 Have you not got it yet? 192 01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,320 WHAZZAAAAP!!! 193 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,740 [applause] 194 01:19:14,740 --> 01:19:16,740 All together! 195 01:19:16,740 --> 01:19:18,740 WHAZZAAAAPPP!! 196 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,680 Nice! I like it! 197 01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:23,940 Before we begin the formalities, 198 01:19:23,940 --> 01:19:25,940 I'd like to ask Rizzo 199 01:19:25,940 --> 01:19:27,940 to come up on stage, he'd like to say a few words 200 01:19:27,940 --> 01:19:29,940 about a particular event 201 01:19:29,940 --> 01:19:31,940 this weekend. 202 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,060 Hi everyone, 203 01:19:41,060 --> 01:19:43,060 I know you probably expect 204 01:19:43,060 --> 01:19:45,060 I'm gonna give you a lot of info about the 205 01:19:45,060 --> 01:19:47,060 venue and things like that, 206 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,700 unfortunately my message today is a lot 207 01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:52,700 different. A friend 208 01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:54,700 of mine and of 209 01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:56,700 many of you, one of our 210 01:19:56,700 --> 01:19:58,700 attendees from 2013 211 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:00,700 and a colorful 212 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:02,700 lovely chap, 213 01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:04,700 JBadger, unfortunately passed away 214 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,700 on Saturday. 215 01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:08,700 This is after his long fight 216 01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:10,700 with terminal cancer. 217 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:12,700 So we'd like to 218 01:20:12,700 --> 01:20:14,940 celebrate his life 219 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,940 we don't wanna have any silence, 220 01:20:16,940 --> 01:20:18,940 we want to have 30 seconds of cheering, 221 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:20,940 waving, anything you can 222 01:20:20,940 --> 01:20:22,940 to celebrate this chaps life 223 01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:24,940 he was a lovely person, 224 01:20:24,940 --> 01:20:26,940 if you ever met him, all he ever did was smile. 225 01:20:26,940 --> 01:20:28,940 He loved our event and hoped to come back, 226 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,800 Unfortunately we won't see him again. 227 01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,240 Please put your hands together for JBadger. 228 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,240 [applause and cheering] 229 01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:57,020 Thank you everyone, it's 230 01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:59,020 very moving to see 231 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,020 the spontaneous outpour 232 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:03,020 of emotion that this fandom 233 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:05,020 is so well known for, so 234 01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:07,020 it's heartwarming to see how we feel 235 01:21:07,020 --> 01:21:09,020 for each other so thank you for 236 01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:11,020 your kind 237 01:21:11,020 --> 01:21:13,020 and expressive 238 01:21:13,020 --> 01:21:14,240 outpouring there. 239 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,240 If you're one 240 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:18,240 of the terrible, terrible 241 01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,240 terrible people 242 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,240 who've taken one of the luggage trolleys to your room 243 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,580 and left it there, give it back! 244 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,320 The hotel has 10. 245 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,320 This morning there was one. 246 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,700 Give them back! 247 01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:37,700 Did any of you awoo? 248 01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:39,700 [awoo'ing intensifies] 249 01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:44,060 Don't worry, we made it simple. 250 01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:46,060 We'll add it to your bill when you check out. 251 01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:53,540 Garmin drew something. 252 01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:55,540 Show them. 253 01:21:56,180 --> 01:21:57,980 [laughter] 254 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:07,720 [Carlton chants] 255 01:22:08,180 --> 01:22:09,900 Shut up! 256 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,680 I can't auction it if you don't shut up! 257 01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:14,800 It is time to draw 258 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:16,800 Confuzzled 2016 to a close. 259 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,060 I'm sorry, 260 01:22:21,060 --> 01:22:23,060 good things must come to an end. 261 01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:34,520 We won't move! 262 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:38,800 You get packed in the storage with everything else. 263 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,620 And on that note, 264 01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:45,620 I must declare the con to be 265 01:22:45,620 --> 01:22:47,620 officially closed. 266 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,760 Who's got two thumbs and had an awesome con? 267 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:46,760 This guy! 268 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,760 It's going away. I liked that shirt. 269 01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,160 It's going away. 270 01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:01,380 I liked that shirt. 271 01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:11,420 It's going away. 272 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,280 Let me just eat this camera lens. 273 01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:48,740 And I'll be free from you forever.