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Hello!
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They have cider!
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They've learned!
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Cider on tap!
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And there's £50 vouchers!
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We hope that it might be
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enough for a night.
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Nomnom!
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Oh!
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I see myself!
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It's right there! OMG!
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This is so crazy!
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[muffled] Arrarrarr!
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Aah!
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There. Clean now.
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It's always the cats that clean everything.
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Noone else bothers cleaning themselves
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or anything.
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*pew pew pew*
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Right in the face!
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Aaaahhh!
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Hello Big Bright Fox,
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nice to meet you as always! *coughs*
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Cheers!
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This is a very rare occasion
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where all three filmmakers
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are in the same spot!
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Music and videos can be combined
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very nicely into a single....
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Aaah!
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No! Nobody wants to see this.
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Everyone wants to...
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Nobody wants to see this.
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Everybody wants to see him.
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Everybody.
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Everybody wants to see their own reflection.
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I do wear trousers!
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I did.
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What the fff**********ck!!!
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OMG that was a 1kHz beep!
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Awesome!!
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Uh, hello!
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Perks of being famous!
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Popufur.
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Really bright...
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Are you going to say... [laughter] ... or what?
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It hurts my eyes.
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Get closer.
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Get closer!!
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Film the head and his nostril.
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Is there a BBF around? I smell cameras.
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Ah, there he is, hello BBF,
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hello Germany, how is everybody out there?
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I've been here exactly two hours
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and I've already gotten a present.
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They're even packed for travelling
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if I don't get to them. Thank you!
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How, ever, did you know?
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Is that actually coffee?
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Yyyy....yes, of course, what else would it be?
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Don't judge me!
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No drink-shaming!
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Leave the old guy alone.
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Hey, who are you calling an old guy!
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You!
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You're older than me.
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Okay, hang on....
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Somebody told me what to say in a situation like this.
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And you don't remember.
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I got it written down...
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uhhh....
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U wot m8?!
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U havin' a giggle?
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What?
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Did that work?
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No....
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I've been practicing my English.
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*tchk-tchk*
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*pewww*
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*tchk-tchk*
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*pewww*
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*tchk-tchk*
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Ratatatatatatatatata.......
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Remember MFF 2 years ago?
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You know how I said I had a holiday?
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Again, this was supposed to be a holiday con.
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Oh. no!
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No.
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Nonono, oh, hang on!
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Look at this.
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I made a fursuit badge,
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or I asked for one,
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And forgot to put the picture in.
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So they did that.
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It looks like you're running a furcon.
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You're trying to do something nice,
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and they shoot you down.
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Not as if...
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I would be treated with any more respect
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especially with a camera in my face,
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especially a big blue camera in my face,
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What do you expect me to do with this?
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Do you expect me to eat it?
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Well, I have your.. I.. ehhh
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nomnomnom!
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I can't quite do it.
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I don't fit big things in
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my... I take that back, I do
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... eh, I think I dont...
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it's....
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Set everything on fire!
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Set everything on fire!
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That ??? everything I've eaten afterwards!
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Raahr! Rar!
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Ni hao!
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You need a vape-holder for your camera.
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*laughs*
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This big blue camera over here...
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because... this...
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because he keeps on putting
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video all over websites and Vimeos and Youtubes
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and all that nonsense,
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and all I can do us yell into this
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It's certainly because I'm apparently
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interesting for just yelling at him.
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Except I have nothing to drink which makes it even
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worse so I'm going to
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eat this in compensation for
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my soberness.
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There. That's all eating you get for now.
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Once I've got something else in me
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some drinks inside
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me I will shove
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things... I shall shove alcohol
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in my mouth. Yes. Lots
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of alcohol inside the mouth so
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I become all, uhm,
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dignified and
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less grumpy and
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Bring on the Sake!
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You're putting me on the spot!
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I'm trying to be civil here
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I couldn't resist!
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I saw that down there and thought "Get out of the way!"
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I think this camera feels left out,
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I can't leave it left out...
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Hey, it's BBF!
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Hey there!
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[two people talking simultaneously]
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Yep, it's me!
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It really is him!
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This is the booping camera?
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It looks like it!
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Oh, oh!
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Oh boop me!
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I'm a bit afraid of booping
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cause my nose is kinda hard
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and I don't want to break things.
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When you finally see the cameras!
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Whatever footage you have of that, can you
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please put...
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I don't know the name of the song, but it goes:
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"Open up the door and turn the lights down low"
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Just of Cue's face!
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He's gonna Shazam that now!
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That would be hilarious!
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This is not Dolly Parton!
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Not tonight.
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Oh no, this is definitely going wrong.
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Margaret Thather naked on a cold day!
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It starts well and then it just escalates.
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I hope you've been tested for SSD's!
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I've been tested for SSD's!
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Let it be known that BBF
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has a shitload
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of SSD's!
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Sponsor plugging:
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Come to our con.
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Noone died last year.
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Did they?
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No, they did not.
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Yes. Noone died.
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Noone died that we know about.
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I have wine
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and it's got a kinky name
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it's the best thing ever!
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OMG I love this con!
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[Announcer] And now,
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time for our feature presentation.
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Sign, please.
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Right, okay.
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Hello everyone and thanks for joining
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the call today, it's now about
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two weeks to the con so we've got
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lots of work done so far, but we still
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got a fair bit to crack through and
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I'd like to ask Rizzo to
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update everyone on some exciting
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developements on the venue this year.
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[squeaking rat noises]
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Oh, sorry, Matt!
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The first exciting thing to tell you is
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this is the third year we've been at the
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Hilton, it's the longest
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serving venue we've ever had.
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This year they're introducing a self service bar.
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It's really easy.
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The attendees will just pick
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up a card and top it up
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with cash, take it to the pump station
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tap it on the screen and
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pour themselves a pint.
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Couldn't be any easier.
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Next up I've got
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an update from
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Taylen about the
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artshow:
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Things to know about the art show this year
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is that it's only on allday on
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Saturday. On Sunday
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it's only for an hour and then begins that big
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closing session where they take the final bids.
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Those of you who take part
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in the bidding,
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best go on Saturday
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go and bid nice and early.
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Next up it's
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Slycat with info on the
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fursuit changes this year, and he's
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over in cat central.
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[fan noises and cat meows]
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Final piece on the agenda
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for today is the
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guests of honor. Washu's got some
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wonderful updates, I'll hand over to him.
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Thanks Matt,
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First guest of honor is Alkora,
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he's coming from the US,
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He's an artist and fursuit builder
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This is going to be his first time in the UK
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And he sends this lovely video to explain more about himself.
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No, that's not
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a carrot, okay, it's a mike.
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I don't know what carrots you're eating that they're
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black, but that's not what a carrot
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looks like.
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This is not for eating?
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Now our second guest of honor is Whiteyfawks
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also hailing from the US,
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he's a fursuit builder
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and one half of Arend Studios.
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He's also been kind enough to send along
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a video.
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[music plays]
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Hello, my name is Whiteyfawks,
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actually, I'm Whiteyfawks and this is Chance
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and I'm a fursuit builder or
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costume artist. Basically,
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I get to turn people like you and me
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into animals every day.
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We're coming to the end of this evening.
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Last request: If you have any suggestions
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for the opening ceremony
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get in touch with me or Rizzo soon as possible
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we got loads of ideas this year.
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Other than that, we'll wrap up!
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Thanks everyone, have a great day
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look forward to seeing you at the con!
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*sighs*
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Over three days
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a lioness can copulate
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300 times.
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When one male has had enough
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she allows the others to take over.
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[samba music plays]
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I declare Confuzzled 2016 open!
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Welcome! The party started!
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Come with me, come on!
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Stoppen sie
Stopping you
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stehen Sie mit Kamera da!
standing you with camera there!
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Ja! Bitte!
Yes! Please!
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Ich habe eine Erleuchtung!
I have an enlightenment.
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And I know he's going to subtitle this again.
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[and translate it too, the ed.]
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Haha!
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Zee war of zee cameras!
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[laughs]
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Camception!
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Choose your weapon, Sir,
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I chose mine.
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Oh my god, I don't have that!
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*howls and whines*
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Aaah, my nose!
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Fox! Hi!
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Here, have a corgi butt!
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Look at the corgi!
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Welcome to Confuzzled!
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I'm corgi!
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At least you don't have the light on this time.
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It's really bright!
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The "Making of Bitter Lake",
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there was that little brief scene
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I see...
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I think you've been drinking too much wine.
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He's always drinking wine.
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What strange words you use.
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Was that English?
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I'm sorry, I must use American.
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You're too drunk!
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I'll use American: "Fuck off!"
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Here, how was that?
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You're a cunt wanker tosser chap bollocks!
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I'll tell you my secret:
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I'm not British.
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No, he's Dutch!
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So, all your insults
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do not work on me.
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No, he's Belgian.
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What?
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You're Belgian, right?
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I'm not Belgian, how dare you
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insult me like that!
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You can tell he's Dutch because of his height.
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All Dutch people are very tall.
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It's an evolutionary adaptation.
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Thank you all for coming out.
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I'm Dr. Samuel Conway, they call me Uncle Kage
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for whatever reason and I basically
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get up on stage, get drunk until I fall down
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thank you very much.
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[applause]
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By the way, a lot of people
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think I make my stories up.
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I don't have to.
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Believe me, I don't have to.
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We have a saying in my country:
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Shit happens.
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They mean me.
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Shit happens to me.
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I am going to state
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for the record, and I say this every year
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so people understand:
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I am the chairman. That doesn't
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mean I run the convention.
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I've got 250 staffers
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and an army of volunteers who know
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exactly what they're doing without me getting
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in the way, believe it.
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I just sign the checks.
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I also transport the equipment.
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Because a lot of it stays in my house.
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My house is in the state of North Carolina.
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Anthrocon is in Pennsylvania.
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Tp give you an idea
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we're looking at roughly the distance
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from Bordeaux to Glasgow.
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I get to drive that shit.
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So 80% of the equipment
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stays up in Pennsylvania,
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in the city of Pittsburgh. Or, if
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it's Eurofurence: Peetzboork.
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I still have to take a metric ton
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of stuff from my house
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across the Allegheny Mountains
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going up to Wrst Virginia, the blue ridge,
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to Pittsburgh.
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And every year I rent a little Cargo van.
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Sometimes, that's too little.
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Last year...
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Around this time last year,
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I called up the Penn rental place and said I want
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to rent a cargo van.
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And the lady said "Absolutely, we'll have it ready for you
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on the appointed day".
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On the appointed day, I
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had a friend give me a lift
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and he took me to the truck rental place.
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And I walked inside,
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and I said "I'm here for my cargo van".
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And the lady said "Oh yes, just outside" and I went outside.
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[laughter]
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Excuse me, Miss, cargo van...
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She said "Yes, right outside."
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Okay...
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I don't mean to appear dim
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but I don't see it.
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And she said "It's across the parking lot,
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in the second stall."
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Okay.
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[laughter]
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That isn't big enough!
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I said "I don't think that's..."
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She said "That's a cargo van".
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I said "No, it's a matchbox.
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It's not going to be big enough".
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She said "Wel, your alternative
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is to rent one of the giant box trucks, that will cost you double".
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One thing that everyone in Pittsburgh
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knows is that Uncle Kage
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does not like to spend money.
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So as soon as she said "it will cost you more"...
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THAT'S IT! We're finished!
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End of conversation.
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So I hopped in,
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started driving,
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I was driving along,
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and kept looking back.
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at the cargo space.
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And as I was driving I reached back
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and my fingertips were able to touch
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the rear doors.
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This ain't gonna work!
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So I called the lady on my cell
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and said "Okay, you win.
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I'll take whatever you have, this ain't gonna work".
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I turned around and drove back.
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and when I drove in
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cloud were starting to roll in
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the south of the US is very
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well known for its
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very violent thunderstorms.
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A storm was coming in,
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the cloud were dark
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and foreboding, awful shade,
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hanging painted by a slender thread,
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but there was a tiny
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hole in the
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clouds,
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shining a shaft
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of heavenly light down
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upon this full-size
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giant, monstrous, sexy
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Dodge cargo Mastervan!
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And I could hear the heavenly choirs!
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They were conducted by Händel himself!
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I saw this and went "Whoah!
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Okay, yeah, yeah,
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Hey, hey!
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That... that... that...
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The one with the light shining on!
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Is that meant for anybody?"
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And she said "No, it just arrived."
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I said "GIMME!!"
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She said "I can't."
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Okay, I'll bite...
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01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:03,860
Why?
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She said "It's not clean".
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[laughter]
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Miss....
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I will lick the motherfucker clean,
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GIMME THE KEYS!!
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[applause]
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Normally at this point
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of such a story I would say
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"I didn't actually say that"...
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01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:49,140
but in this case I can't say that.
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*chiep!*
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[laughter]
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Was that serious?
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Did you sit on a tack?
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*chiep!*
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Two tacks!
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Do it again!
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[laughter]
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That's my creepy face!
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01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:11,560
Is there something...
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*chiep!*
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01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,020
Reminds me of the time I found a baby bird!
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01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,700
Come on, I'm liking this!
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You're not helping!
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01:06:29,340 --> 01:06:32,060
Look out, BBF is after you!
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*chiep!*
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Did you get that?
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Welcome to the highlight video my dear!
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Police brutality by foxes!
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What's wrong with you?
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01:22:17,340 --> 01:22:18,540
What's wrong with you?
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Not innocent.
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Nope.
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Oh hell no.