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Welc.... *pant*
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Welcome to Anthrocon 2015,
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still the largest furry convention in the
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enti.... *cries*
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*sobs*
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Take 2!
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Alright, 3, 2, 1...
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Welcome to Anthrocon 2015,
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still the largest furry convention in the world,
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here in wonderful downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
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Everybody is looking forward to a wonderful time
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this weekend, everything's been going
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totally swimmingly so far, there've been
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no problems... *cries*
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3, 2, 1...
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Everything's been going absolutely swimmingly
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this weekend, as you can see,
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the flags are.... not up but they
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will be shortly
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[car horn]
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Fuck you!
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And... sorry, it's Pittsburgh, you have to
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do that. So,
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Everybody is looking forward to an absolutely
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smashing time, we look to
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break 6000 attendees this year....
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which... excites...
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us tremendously, it's pro...
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*pants again*
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That's enough!
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Help me!
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I don't want to do this anymore!
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Kage....
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YEAH WHAT?!
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You're beyond help.
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WHAT?
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I said you're beyond help!
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Yes, I know!
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Just like the rest of us!
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Chairman fingers, here they go!
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Start of the con!
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You're in America!
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Do American things!
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Hello!
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Aaah!
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Schnauzenboppen!
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Is this film?
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No.
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Oh, I didn't know that!
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It's video!
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Guten Tag!
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Best one is: I haven't even had caffeine yet!
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I showed up here last night, that place.
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I drove nine hours
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from friggin' Ralli, North Carolina
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nine hours!
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To here, it's
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nine hours by car, 24 hours by
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Panda. We drove long damn
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distance from Ralli up here
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and all I wanted was a
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glass of Riesling. All I
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wanted. I'm here, I just want my
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damn glass of Riesling.
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I went into this place
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this place here. And I said
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Let me see your wine list.
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They showed me the wine list.
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I'm like.... Hah, Riesling!
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It's German! It's Kronenberg!
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Perfect, that's all I need. I'd like
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the German Riesling. That man, with a
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big smile, said "Oh
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we're out of that!
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We're not gonna have any this week!"
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And I said...
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Now Cryo
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who was next to me, quickly grabbed
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the knife and the fork away from me
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and took them away.
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You'd think they would have stocked up for the con.
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*yells* And I said:
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"Do you know who I am?!"
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And the man said,
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"Why, did you forget?"
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[fire sirens]
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KEEP MOVING!
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This is not for you!
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NEIN!!!
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It's for your mother.
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Yah, I will give it to...
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I can give it to her, too.
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Yah, no, I'll give it to her!
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Give it to her!
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I will talk to her!
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Yah, Iii......
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Don't drink it by yourself!
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Ja, ist für Mutti, ja!
Yes, it's for mom!
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I know who you are!
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I know who YOU are!
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Why are you pointing the camera at me?
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What's interesting about me?
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You ran into my frame!
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How are you, Sir?
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Very good!
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Oh no!
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Everywhere I turn, you're here!
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You're here.
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I'm just trying to enjoy my Anthrocon, okay?
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And.... what? What?
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What?
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Hello, nice to meet you!
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I'd smack....
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smack his dirty smackles!
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This is...
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How are you doing?
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Nice to meet you, Cooper!
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Nice to meet... hello, I'm Coopertom!
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Coopertom, I come from
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the country, take a long time to come here!
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Oh you must know my brother!
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No no no, it's much too early!
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The con hasn't even started yet!
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So I can't even say...
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where I'm at!
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I'm incognito, you might say.
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So there you go!
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You have to wait!
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*sob*
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I'm on camera again!
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What did I ever do to
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deserve this?
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I'm just so
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uhm.
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Hi people!
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Welcome to MF....
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It's not MFF, it's Anthrocon!
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And you should be here right now because
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it will be fun!
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[beeping sounds from traffic light]
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Piss?
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Walk sign is on to cross Piss!
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Go piss!
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Nach hause!
Home!
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Hallo, grosse Kamera!
Hello, big camera!
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We went up the runway and down the runway
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and up the runway and down the runway...
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And then we took off!
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The runway
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one word.... eh, I'm just done.
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Beer.
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Thr first thing I see when I arrive in this lobby
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is there are youngsters sticking
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flashlights in my face
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as if this were some sort of flash light
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party. Did he have no respect
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for elders these days? It is almost
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as if I come here and they
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try to drive me away! What is wrong
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with you children these days? Have you no
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respect for your elders?
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I just heard from this very fine woman
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that you have been in my cellars again!
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Ahm... not actually IN
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the cellars, I
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was outside, ahm...
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and?
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Inquiring as to whether you were there!
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Yes?
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I encountered a guy
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who looks like you but he was blue, I can't
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remember his name but he invited me in
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and asked me if I'd like to sit
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and chat for a little bit and
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we had a little bit of what was in the cellar.
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Welcome to Anthrocon, Wednesday night!
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No...
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Thursday morning!
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2000 - one - 15!
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I'm drunk already.
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I couldn't believe
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EZ-Wolf
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when he was complaining about this
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fucking light!
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Come at me bro, what is the highest setting?
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Okay, I immediately regret this decision!
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Ahhh, light!
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I've got to go
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towards the light!
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Don't go towards the light, it hurts!
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How are you doing man, I like that light
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but it's in my eyes, can you take the light
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down just a little bit?
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It's a little bri... OH!
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Trying to blind me?
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Ìs that what you're gonna do?
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You're really trying to blind me bro!
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Do what I.... ah!
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I can't handle this!
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Really, you kinda blind me!
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Go and give me some Whiskey
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and we'll talk in a minute, okay?
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Gimme some of....
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some Whiskey and we'll talk the night.
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We got another videocamera,
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this is what I'm talking about
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Don't do this video shit!
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Ahh, ey!
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Do not make my man noseboop
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Cause what's gonna happen is we gonna bite you
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and then... Nohohoho,
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My lawyer said no cameras!
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Ey!
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You understand,
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this is Michael Jackson of the fursuiters,
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You don't talk to him!
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No touching!
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[very drunk singing]
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Hey, das Licht ist unfair!
Hey, that light is not fair!
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Das funktioniert nicht!
That doesn't work!
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I think I know what's gonna happen here.
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You're gonna smash me in the face with a camera, right?
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No?
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Have the tides turned? Have you
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got new material or something?
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You do!
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You're not gonna noseboop me?
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You're not gonna beep me anywhere else, right?
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You're not gonna kick me anywhere else?
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What you're gonna do?
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What schemes are going on right now?
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What are you thinking?
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I wanna know!
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Whoah!
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I'm on the roof now!
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What's going on?
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It's like, okay...
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This one? Or this one?
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This one or this one? This one or this one?
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I'm pretty sure it's that one!
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But you're upside down!
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That thing is upside down!
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Gonna do a 3D thing maybe
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like having to turn sideways?
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What do you want from me?
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Oh! Where did you get that?
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I don't know where he pulled that one from!
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I didn't even see....
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Yeah, it's like Boom! Big camera!
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Big camera!
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I'm BBF! Big camera!
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Big camera in your face!
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What you're doing?
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Go! Shoo! Shoo!
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Shoo!
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Hello! Welcome to Anthrocon!
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Thank you!
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Okay, here we are! BBF!
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Take a look at the brand new and
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improved Wilson T. Longtail!
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New hat, new glasses,
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beautiful fluffy yellow
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fur, and look at my
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sneakers way down here! Take a look!
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Sneaky paws! You know why they're called
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Sneaky Paws?
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Sneakers and paws!
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And I even made myself a little
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watch! Look at that watch!
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It's toon time!
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Just how hot are you in that thing?
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I'm not hot at all!
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No way!
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I'm from Florida. This is a beautiful...
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This is okay to me!
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You wanna know a little secret?
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I got a fan in there!
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Put your ear to my nose!
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I bet not many furries say that to you!
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Now you know my secret!
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Have a great time here at Anthrocon 2015!
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[car horn]
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Yeah!
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The con just got started
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and BBF is all over this face!
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Oh god! Oh!
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He needs an adult! He needs an adult!
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[car horn]
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Oohh!
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[car horn]
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OOHH!
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Traffic! Very dangerous!
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Hello, Crafty Andy here on the scene and
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as you can see here,
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an ambulance has made its
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presence known at the main
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hotel here at Anthrocon. We
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have no idea what's
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upstairs but I'm sure
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it involves a lot of booze
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and a lot of penetration
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and various that should not
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be penetrated. So the lesson
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for today is: If you're gonna party,
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party hard but not too hard
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otherwise, well...
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You'll end up here.
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Crafty Andy, out!
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It's Thursday!
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Thursday.
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Already got one!
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The con hasn't even started
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and there's an ambulance in front of the lobby.
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It's gonna be a really intense
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convention.
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Hello!
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Hi my minions!
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Welcome to the animal show!
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We're gonna have lots and lots
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of fun here at the convention
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We're going to go crazy!
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*laughs*
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He's gone crazy!
*laughs*
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He's gone crazy!
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Just look at him, he's crazier than me!
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Cameras! Aaahahaha!
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They're sucking the life outta me!
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That's AC 2015!
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I know you!
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Hi!
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*laughs evilly*
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Sssshhhh!
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Stuck in the middle with you!
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Ya have to give me more booze!
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I have no booze!
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Anthrobooze!
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I'm out of booze!
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Ladies and Gentlemen.
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Welcome to Anthrocon 2015
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which apparently still is the largest furry convention in the world.
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[applause]
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And with this year's theme of the
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Viking invasion I have
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ordered the board of cirectors to wear these
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historically inaccurate helmets all
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weekend long. So you will be able to
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reconize them by the helmet.
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You might have noticed the sign
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Last year I asked our graphics
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person to kindly make a sign
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that said "ASL" in sign language.
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So he did.
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That is not what I wanted.
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So, thanks to
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Tani DaReal, we have
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a new sign
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and I understand that
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Rick had mentioned to me that
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the folks from Sign Language Interpreting Professionals
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wanted to take a moment to say something
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before we begin.
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At Sign Language Interpreting Professionals, every
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year we award someone
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with the slipper award
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and the award goes to
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either an individual or a company
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who has shown that they
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really want to be inclusive for the deaf
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community, and over the past few
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years we have to interpret at Anthrocon
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and we've noticed that you go above
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and beyond to be inclusive with your
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deaf attendees and you make sure
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the communication was there and
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you're still contining to improve every year
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so, this year we'd like to
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give you the slipper award!
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First I wanted to
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introduce myself, my name is Sarah Shively
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I'm an assistant programming
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manager at the Western Pennsylvania Humane
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Society, I've been working with the Humane Society
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for about four and a half years
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I've been in animal non profit
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for about eight years now,
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this, who is slightly more
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exciting than I am, is
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Adora, the bull! Get it?
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Adora Bull....
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This is Barkley!
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Barkley will be joining us for the weekend
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Welcome to Figgetcon!
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That sounds good!
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Do you care to stay up here and
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Oh, I like it!
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Yes, she must be here.
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Now I'm part of the stupid hat club!
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Furries ruin everything.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
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even the board of directors can be artists!
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As I was saying!
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In the 1970s, a
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remarkable figure
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burst on the scene quite literally
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burst on the scene from an egg,
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and single-handedly created
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the artform of the modern
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sports mascot, we're incredibly
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honored to have with us the original
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San Diego Chicken who is up front here
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The original, the incomparable
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first sports mascot in the world,
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the San Diego Chicken!
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*chicken sounds*
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I'm getting particularily horny right now.
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Sam, our sign language interpreter
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does not have a hat.
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No, he doesn't!
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I think Big definitely needs a hat!
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This Conway guy is a douchebag and I'm gonna
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kick his ass!
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The reason the fursuit parade is going
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outside is so we can give back
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into some small way
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to the people of Pittsburgh who have been so
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welcoming to us.
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As proven by the fact that I
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called up the city planning
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office and I said "I would like to close
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for an entire day one of your major
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downtown throughoutfares soa bunch of people
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in animal costumes can walk along" and they said
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Cool!
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We'll do it!
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We'll have busses rerouted, we'll close the
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streets, no problem!
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I love this town.
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Sam, our new ASL interpreter
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does not have a hat!
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If he comes near me with that thing
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I'm going to punch him in the teeth!
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Sam, do it!
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Big is right, he's a douchebag,
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I'm gonna kick his ass too!
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Any final words from our luminary guests
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who are up here saying to themselves
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"Oh god he's making us say things"
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Miss Tran, Mister Chicken?
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*cackles*
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Alright,
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with that, we're going to proclaim
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Anthrocon 2015 open for business,
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go have fun!
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Uuh! I'm sorry! Hello!
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Hey, I'm back!
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Here! Right here!
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Right here! I'm orange!
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I'm orange, I say
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"Look at me!"
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Orange!
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Uh oh, I know this guy!
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This is not good! Nothing
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good comes from this!
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I want to tell everybody once again,
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This is Anthrocon 2015
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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
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This is the heart and the place
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for the furry fandom!
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Welcome and enjoy the show!
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See ya!
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00:46:05,170 --> 00:46:07,170
What's he doing?
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What are you doing here?
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I don't even know if you
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got me in your camera view!
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I'll be here for the panel!
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You can film me there too!
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00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,420
Wow!
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That's a bright light! Ow!
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00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,750
Okay, yay!
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I think I remember you!
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Hi! My name is Ali!
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I love you guys!
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I'm the owner here!
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Thank you for coming this year again!
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Go get him!
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Hello Pittsburgh and greetings from Anthrocon 2015!
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They're cute?
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Wanna be one?
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You'll find here scientists,
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you'll find police officers,
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fire fighters, teachers,
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administrative assistants
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He had breakfast this morning
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with Dr. Conway, and
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ordered eggs!
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If you can't beat'em, eat'em!
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Hi! How you're doing?
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Hi!
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01:08:04,310 --> 01:08:05,370
Hi Sheppy!
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Hi!
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Hi!
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Du siehst aus wie der letzte Bauer!
You look like a hobo!
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Get the gatling!
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Good morning Tilt!
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How you're doing? Welcome to Anthrocon!
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I jope you're having a good time!
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I have, yes, you too?
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01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,200
Yes, I've come to meet the chicken, this one!
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01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,970
Wait, you're BigBlzeFox?
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01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:20,480
Yes!
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01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,480
Oh my god!
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01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,330
Oh... eh!
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01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:38,460
What'cha doin' brah!
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01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:41,060
What'cha doin'!
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01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:49,260
What you're doing?
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What you're trying to do?
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I wanna touch things but it doesn't touch!
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*sigh*
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01:14:56,330 --> 01:14:58,860
These paws suck!
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01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:07,330
How are you guys today?
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01:17:07,330 --> 01:17:08,530
Good! How about you?
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01:17:08,530 --> 01:17:10,530
Doing good!
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How many of these damn things do you need?
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Sir, are you aware that you're a camera?
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You should probably get that checked, like
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do you wonder how you're seeing this video right now?
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01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,020
Because you're actually a camera!
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01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:37,020
That's a pretty serious problem
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you should call your doctor right
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now because
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you're like "Dude, I'm a camera!"
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You have to have that checked, dude!
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01:18:45,110 --> 01:18:47,110
That's how you see me right now.
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You're not gonna win this time!
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01:19:29,340 --> 01:19:30,830
You do know this, right?
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Even if you try!
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01:19:39,930 --> 01:19:40,730
Aaah!
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*a-choo*
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01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:57,420
Wooooowwww...
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01:19:57,420 --> 01:19:59,420
What are you doing here?
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01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:01,420
Wooowwww!
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01:20:08,830 --> 01:20:09,630
Please.
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01:20:09,630 --> 01:20:10,360
have.
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some.
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water.
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01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,100
before.
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you.
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go.
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01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:15,280
out.
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01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,280
That is very
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01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:20,590
im - ppppphh - or - tahhnnt!!
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I'll keep going!
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Okay, I'm finished!
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AC 2015!
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Whooo!
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Look at all these wonderful people!
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01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,120
Wonderful weekend,
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wonderful weather,
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01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:07,160
yeeeaaaahhh!
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01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:12,520
We love you Pittsburgh!!! Whoooooo!
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On behalf of Anthrocon,
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we want to thank you all for your hospitality
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You guys welcomed Anthrocon here
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10 years ago, we made this
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our home!
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Anthrocon loves you
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we let you share some of the
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festivities! Now enjoy
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the Anthrocon 2015
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fursuit walk which I
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suspect to be the first anual!
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I always liked the con. I think
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they like the con!
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Hi there!