1 00:01:56,727 --> 00:02:02,164 3... 2... 1... 2 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,200 Hey, What's up 3 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:13,893 We're here live at Anthrocon 4 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:17,520 Getting ready for the fursuit parade and sweating our asses off 5 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:18,970 Gonna be fun! 6 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,770 See you after the parade! 7 00:02:24,642 --> 00:02:25,761 Okay! 8 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,660 You know what I'm talking about This is Anthrocon baby! 9 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:37,000 How do you like it? Huh, huh? Wanna fight? Go! go! 10 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,540 *meeeeeewww!!* 11 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,500 Cat, cat, cat! Cat! Cat! 12 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,640 *bark* *bark* 13 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:25,100 Oh yes! It's the evil one disguised as a bear, you know. 14 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,760 Those are cameras! Yea! 15 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:37,080 and they steal your soul! 16 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:44,380 create copyright infrigment! That's a bad camera! That's a bad bad camera! 17 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,420 You go to bed! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! 18 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,900 You go to hell! 19 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,520 Put me there, bitch! 20 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:59,000 But Mylo doesn't know what floor he is going because he can't read so... he is screwed. 21 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 20 21 please! 22 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:19,500 Ahhh, my nose! 23 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,880 That didn't hurt 24 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,940 [LAUGHTER] 25 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,940 There are times, as much as I like to fly 26 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,580 sometimes it can be a pain in the ass 27 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:47,340 such as when I get an invititation from Pete Smith to go to Australia 28 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:51,800 Now I like to go to Australia. Australia is an absolutely wonderful country 29 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,800 even though their winter is our summer and our summer is their winter it is really nice to visit 30 00:11:55,900 --> 00:12:03,960 the only problem is. They have situated deliberately as far away from Philadelphia as could geographically be possible 31 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:08,300 they did this primarily to annoy me! 32 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,600 In order to get... 33 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:15,920 to Australia you have two choices: fly or swim very long. 34 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,180 So I opted to fly 35 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,940 and I flew "Air New Zet-Land" 36 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:28,680 To us it's "Air New Zealand" but down there they say Zet, so it's "Air New Zet-Land" 37 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:36,520 Somebody I heard once call it "Sheep-Shagger Airlines", now I know why 38 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,100 It's, I'm not gonna say it's not a high class airline. It's not... 39 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:47,020 high class airline but anyway. I was looking, and first off the seats... 40 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,740 The seats aren't like this. The seats are kinda like what you're sitting in... 41 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:56,720 except imagine sitting in the seat you are sitting now except the guy in front of you sitting in your lap 42 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,720 that's Air New Zealand! 43 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:06,660 So I was looking on their website, and I was looking: "what kind of opportunities are there for "upgrades""? 44 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:12,420 See I don't have the kind of power that I have on US Airways US Airways is like: "*gasp* Oh Conway! *give*" 45 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,540 Air New Zealand is like: Eh, who the hell are you? 46 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:18,940 I know I said it wrong. I'm gonna try. But... 47 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:24,300 The possible upgrade was to the "Skybed" 48 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,840 ohhhh, that had my attention. 49 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,900 I'm interested in the "Skybed" 50 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:37,740 And they where going on on me how the Skybed let's you sleep and it's a wonderful thing but they didn't give a lot of details 51 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,760 Other than the fact that it costs another $1700 52 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,500 I'm like: "ehhhh, that's an awful lot!" 53 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:50,820 First class, that's gets into too many digits that I care to count... 54 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:54,600 See I'm a chemist. That higher math stuff, that's beyond me. 55 00:13:54,760 --> 00:14:00,080 I decided to call Air New Zealand and this lovely lady answered 56 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:04,180 And I said: "Can you tell me about the skybed?" 57 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,260 The skybed on Air New Zealand... 58 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,780 well, ok, picture if you will... 59 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,780 they give you... 60 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:18,420 3 seats next to each other and you lie down across them. 61 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,840 I'm not friggin making this up! 62 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:25,140 Oh they give you like a little extra blanket and pillow...and stuff 63 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:30,460 but that's the skybed. They give you 3 seats and you stretch out across them. That's why it is an extra $1700 64 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:35,640 The lady told me that on the phone and I said "You charge me $1700 for that?" 65 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,700 That's the "Skybed"? 66 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:42,460 "For $1700 there god damn will better be someone in that with me!" 67 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:46,820 I'm... 68 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,080 ...very very deeply ... 69 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:55,100 ...fraternally affectionately in love with the German furry crew. 70 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,940 These guys are very very dear friends of mine. 71 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,800 Now, the Westin Hotel, insists... 72 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:07,560 Because I am the chairman. I am the big guy. Cheese Kahuna. Louie the big guy. 73 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:13,260 wuaba, you spell that down? "wuaba" 74 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,640 Yes, he did! Bravo! Wonderful! 75 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,700 [APPLAUSE] 76 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:32,120 They give me a really nice suite upstairs. There is a bedroom and then there is two parlors that are connected. 77 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,560 I don't ever do anything up there except go up there and...die 78 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:43,680 The only thing I do in that room is: I might sleep on the bed... 79 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:50,100 Or I might be curled up in the fetal position, rocking under the desk. 80 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,240 I don't ever go into the parlor. 81 00:15:54,820 --> 00:16:01,280 So, Sofawolf Press and Blackpaw Productions... There is that Sofawolf Press and the German counterpart. 82 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:06,280 they asked me "Can we use your suite for a party?" 83 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,660 I have no problem with that, we do that every year. 84 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:15,920 Because you can always trust the Germans, being highly efficient people 85 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,820 to tidy up after themselves. 86 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:25,640 And I'm serious about that. The first year they had their party and I went into the parlor the next day 87 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:31,740 they had arranged all the empty bottles, in perfectly straight rows 88 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:36,660 organized by brand... 89 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:40,520 the pizza boxes have been completely opened up 90 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,060 ...ironed flat... 91 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:46,520 ...and stacked exactly by size. 92 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:54,220 Everything was pristinely spotless. So I... trusted them. 93 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:02,360 Last night they wanted to have the party 94 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,360 And I let them have the party! 95 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,040 I even went up to the party after the artshow reception 96 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:11,120 Did anybody see me at the artshow reception? 97 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,320 Did I look human? 98 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,460 Noo, no. Do you remember? I kinda was doing this... 99 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,680 You know, like a refugee from "night of the living dead"? 100 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:30,160 I was extremely tired. I was so tired, I could barely have any wine! 101 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,860 because I didn't had the strength to lift the glass to my lips. 102 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,180 While it was smaller than this one. 103 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,080 Ahh 104 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:48,340 So, I went up to the party and I stayed a little bit and then I said "guys, I have to get some sleep!" 105 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:56,140 So they said: "we'll move the bulk of the party into this parlor over here and we'll just keep this one as the bar!" 106 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,440 I said "that's very kind of you" so I trudged into my bedroom 107 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:04,600 and I closed the door and next thing I knew was it was morning. 108 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:10,300 And I was under the desk in the fetal position. 109 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:16,120 So, I took a shower. I put on a fresh shirt and, you know... 110 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:20,360 got myself all tidied up, shaved and everything, came downstairs... 111 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:25,220 And I walked by the Sofawolf Press table, I was making my round 112 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:30,040 to make sure everything was still here and hadn't been spirited away by aliens overnight, 113 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,660 and went to the Sofawolf press table 114 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:37,200 and, they guys at Sofawolf Press looked at me very guiltily 115 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,780 I walked over, I said "what is it?" and they said: 116 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,420 "You tell him!", "No, you tell him!" 117 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,840 "No, you tell him!" 118 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,280 They said: 119 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,600 After you went to bed... 120 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:54,780 we didn't wanna have a bunch of people in that parlor so we all... 121 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:58,640 went into this parlor and we closed the door. 122 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,920 we didn't realize that there is no doorknob on this side of it. 123 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,320 so we couldn't get back in! 124 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:10,320 And we left a little bit of a mess behind. 125 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,280 I said: "Ungh" 126 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,660 "Allright, don't worry about that. I got a little bit of time this morning before the supersponsor event" 127 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,100 "You guys are cool. I go up and take care of it!" 128 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,960 So I trudged upstairs... 129 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,660 And I got to my floor, and I went around the corner... 130 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,380 ...to be met... 131 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,580 by a Westin housekeeper looking at me like this... 132 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,700 and I... 133 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,140 started to walk around her and she went... 134 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,440 And I said... 135 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,820 "Everything ok?" 136 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:56,060 She opened the door to a suite. 137 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,340 Germans know how to party! 138 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,820 I'm just gonna let you use your imagination. 139 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,380 I looked inside... 140 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,580 And I got out my wallet, and I handed her $50 141 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:18,880 I said "Why don't you come back in an hour and I see if I can..." 142 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,600 "patch up the holes before then!" 143 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:28,160 Now, to his credit. Kit from Sofawolf Press. He came up and... 144 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,220 He helped me tidy things up a little bit. 145 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:34,100 And, when I was eating dinner 146 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,860 Nightfox, dear old friend of mine, 147 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,860 walked up behind me and he said: 148 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:44,760 "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! We did not mean to do it!" 149 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,800 He did that, didn't he? You guys saw! 150 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:52,080 I said "It's allright, it's allright. Listen. What happened?" 151 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,400 And he said "The door closed and we could not open it again!" 152 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,400 And I said... 153 00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,700 "Why didn't you just wake me up?" 154 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,940 And he said "Nooooooooo.....!" 155 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,580 "You don't wake up Uncle Kage!" 156 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,200 I guess it is nice to know I got them that well trained 157 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,440 I know, that's awesome 158 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,440 Meanwhile in the room 159 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,380 Fucking dirty ??? 160 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,660 This is like a Woody Allen movie 161 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:01,740 The one talent I have is singing 162 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,500 I wonder if I could become like the Michael Buble of fursuiters 163 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,500 maybe 164 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,040 Jelly Dynamite, he could become the Michael Bay of fursuiters 165 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:14,660 Michael Bay? Michael Bay! Why would I become that? I think I'd explode too much 166 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,420 He is in denial of his love for me! 167 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,060 Oh god, the video is being paused. 168 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:32,140 Aufn? Oh right, because you are German! 169 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:38,280 Hey BBF. This is secret video you didn't know existed. 170 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:43,180 I bet you are really surprised right now and I apologize sincerely for your concern. 171 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:45,980 But I only broke your camera a little! 172 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,260 It'll be ok. It will be ok! 173 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:53,600 Anyway, I'm gonna stop recording this secret video because I'm afraid you might come back. 174 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:04,100 Oh Rainbow Dash, your hair is so beautiful. What's your secret? 175 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:18,900 Oh yea, Oh forget that. Forget that! 176 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,900 Can I go for a ride with you? 177 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,040 I don't bite! Awww 178 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:31,400 Here we go. Chevy Impala. Yea baby! 179 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,240 That was fun! That's a real car! 180 00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:53,840 Here we go for another ride in the brony mobile. Rainbow Dash is in the back! 181 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:02,440 Ahh, what a wild ride! 182 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,740 Yea, good time at Anthrocon! 183 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,260 See you later! 184 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,460 I'm sorry, I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous! 185 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,460 I can't help it 186 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:26,040 He is so cool. He's like the James Dean of the cat world, you know? 187 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:34,340 But he's a tom cat, he wanders. I've got pedigree. I mean, what am I supposed to do, right? 188 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,340 Left side of the track, right side of the track. 189 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,840 Right paw, south paw. Whatever, you know. 190 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,520 It happens. It's cool. 191 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,880 I'm sorry. I've got a tuxedo in the back. You know? And there is a very sweet calico down the street. 192 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,160 Dude, I kinda got my eye on some. 193 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:53,540 Whatever, I don't need him! 194 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,980 Wohoooooo! 195 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,020 Woooooo! 196 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:33,300 Hey you're back! I'm back! You're back buddy. Get out of here. 197 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,560 Hey! You speak cat? 198 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,980 You gotta have a pedigree to ride one of these! 199 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,100 Oh come on! 200 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,060 Catch you on the good side! 201 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:52,200 How could she? 202 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:56,820 I want to go again. I wanted another ride! 203 00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:05,240 I got things to do. Am I gonna wait now? Come on, jeeze... 204 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:09,140 Very inconsiderate. I got, you know, schedule to keep, you know? 205 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:12,860 Joy riding around with some stranger. 206 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,360 Where where you? Say what? Where have you been? I was waiting forever for you! 207 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,460 I'll call you! 208 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:09,360 Bye! Where? What? 209 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,300 Where did she go? Where did she go? 210 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,860 You're my ? 211 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,740 Where where you? I was worried sick! 212 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:19,380 I was worried sick about. You get in there, you zoom away... 213 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,200 about me? 214 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,420 Yea, you! I'm a big cat. I can take care of myself! 215 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:26,720 No, no! Yea! I definately can. 216 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,240 CALL ME! 217 00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:32,440 I'm bored. What can we do? 218 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,440 We could go to the Tonic? 219 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,560 But there is nobody there! 220 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,220 We need to get the word out then! 221 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,320 Hmmm... 222 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:47,400 YYYYUUUUUUEEENNNNGGGGG...... 223 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:52,060 LIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG....... 224 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:00,240 *boop* 225 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,900 Hi hi! It's Saturday? Yes Saturday 226 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,860 It is saturday at AC time 227 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,880 We've got fursuits. We've got them trapped. This will be fun! 228 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,040 *boop* 229 00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:45,020 *om nom nom nom nom* 230 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:21,680 and he does it with a smile! 231 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,820 Go!... Ahhhhh!!!! 232 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:40,560 *aahhhh woooooh* 233 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,020 You lied to me! 234 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:47,040 You told me no more! 235 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:51,020 Instead, you go and lie! 236 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,200 Why would you...why would you do this? 237 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,540 *ahhhh, wooohaaahaaa* 238 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,200 everyone is drunk now! 239 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,220 I was drunk, let's in this thing. He's not sober! 240 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,000 I love it. Let's rock it back and forth! 241 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,440 Ahhh, yeeeaah.... 242 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,360 I don't wanna it to come closer! Why not? Cause! 243 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,040 It might eat you? I'll get caught right AAaAAAAAaaAAHH!!! 244 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:23,140 Ehh, omg we're having so much fun! I wanna nosebump the camera? 245 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:27,760 Oh nevermind, yea wanna like nosebump the camera or anything 246 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:54,420 Hi, this is Anthrocon 2013. I'm drunk on Moonshine instead of Yuengling. 247 00:34:54,460 --> 00:35:00,040 And I'm about to make a very bad decision to drink another Yuengling on top of Moonshine 248 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:03,600 This is going to be fantastic! 249 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,840 How do I say "Fuck you asshole?" 250 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,020 "Fick dich du Arschloch!" 251 00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:16,520 Fisch disch du ascho! 252 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,320 There you go! Fisch disch du ascho! 253 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,720 Of course you got my American sounding bullshit, 254 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,920 Fisch disch du ascho! What the fuck was that? I don't know! 255 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:53,600 Hi Deutschland! Yes! How do I say "Hi" in German? Hi. Fuck German 256 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:24,920 Oh, look at this dingo with a Eurofurence lanyard. oh look at that, I wonder who that can be? It's a dingo. 257 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,380 I'm terribly sorry. See, I'm Canis Drunkus. The drunken dog... 258 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:56,120 Canis Drunkus? Nice, very nice! Are you really drunk? 259 00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:02,120 I am...not drunk enough. You could be drunk enough! I certainly will be! 260 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,920 Get a cookie! Get a cookie! 261 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:46,940 Are you from Pittsburg? 262 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:50,680 (singing) 263 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,480 Omg a Tillikum! 264 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:31,380 My camera almost says you have a face! Almost 265 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:36,700 Look at that! Yea! Did Onai make that? 266 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,780 Get the hell out of here! Wow! 267 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,520 BBF, why are you filming me again? For Pete's sake. 268 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,200 You catch me every con! 269 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:36,320 I just have to be Sparky Bluefox but I'm not at my normal con. I'm at Anthrocon 2013! 270 00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:39,560 This con rocks! It rocks the world! 271 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,120 It doesn't get any better than this! What can I say? 272 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,060 Oh, I gotta go. See you! Bye! 273 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,740 You're making his day! 274 00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:16,880 Well, we are here in the lobby of the Westin hotel it's... 275 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:18,900 ...late! 276 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,900 Enjoying our "coffee"... 277 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:27,060 and ordering the most "disCusting" pizza we can find. 278 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,940 "Discussting" pizza? Disgusting! Let's discuss that pizza! 279 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:35,100 It's recording. Say something! 280 00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:41,920 Hi! How is it going? I don't know, it's a camera! 281 00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:12,660 *omnomnomnom* 282 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:47,640 Sunday night. Assuming about 2:30 in the morning. 283 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,440 Unfortunately it's the last day of the convention, 284 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:56,820 Well, in a few hours it technically will be, cause... 285 00:47:56,820 --> 00:48:01,620 the dance is over and.. yea, it's lobbycon now! 286 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,860 I can not wait till next year! 287 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:16,360 *beep* 288 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:25,820 This thing? Yea! This right here? 289 00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:30,860 I do not know what this guy's up but all the other people are being good! 290 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:33,560 Do you see em? 291 00:48:33,940 --> 00:48:35,860 I don't know. What am I looking for? 292 00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:37,280 The people inside there. 293 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,220 I don't see anybody! Are you sure? 294 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,960 Where are they? Right there! 295 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,960 What? Where? Right here! 296 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,580 Right there! I can't...see. I can't see. 297 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:50,440 Who are you talking to? I'm talking to the people there! 298 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,320 There is nobody in there! There is nobody there? 299 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,780 Who am I talking to? That's my... don't ask me! 300 00:48:56,780 --> 00:49:01,800 So I'm talking to nothing! Yea, exactl... are you...are you allright? 301 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,240 It's a shiniey, a shiney. My precious! 302 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,480 My precious is right there! What? 303 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,680 Yea, it's a shiney. I call him shiney! 304 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,540 He is mine. Yep! 305 00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:21,840 I don't know what's going on, I don't understand. Do you see the people there? People are li... Oh! 306 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,840 Oh, I'm sorry camera! 307 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:52,140 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?? *awooowooowoooo* 308 00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:56,680 I am! What? Not me? Why? 309 00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:01,160 I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy! You gave me belly scritches! 310 00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:17,320 Gaaaayyyy 311 00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:27,380 Have a trumpet! I want a trumpet! 312 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,660 I got one. They're great! 313 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,280 I want a trumpet! Allright, here you go! 314 00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:42,780 A trumpet! 315 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:47,140 That is a high quality, made in America trumpet. 316 00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:45,320 Oh dear, did you capture that on film? 317 00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:47,260 Maaybe? 318 00:54:57,540 --> 00:54:59,280 Pillowman! 319 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:09,720 Get off my bed! 320 00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:41,500 Has anyone seen the person in the white labcoat? 321 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,000 He's late! 322 00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:50,060 It is late! 323 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,380 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome... 324 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:20,200 to the closing ceremonies of Anthrocon 2013 The Fast and the Furrious 325 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:28,320 it's 8pm in the beautiful city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania 326 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,960 We've had a lot of fun this weekend. The closing ceremonies is our way of... 327 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:37,260 kinda wrapping things up and talking with you about how things went, where we are going to go in the future... 328 01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:41,400 This, ladies and gentlemen, is a photograph... 329 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,400 as offered in our charity auction 330 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:53,140 of our fursuit photo. The Guinness world record setter fursuit photo 331 01:01:02,540 --> 01:01:05,040 now, we... 332 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:11,920 We do not have official certification of the Guinness number, that will take a couple of weeks, 333 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:17,280 we do know that, since there was no old record, whatever the record is, we have it! 334 01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:21,560 But we have our number for everyone who participated, 335 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,640 Guinness world records, they have to be a little tight, we are inclusive 336 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,460 everyone in this photograph, regardless if they where GWR certified or not 337 01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:33,940 is counted in our total number, which is exactly: 338 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,000 1.300 fursuits 339 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,320 Mister Sardyuon, he wanted to get his picture taken with the Anthrocon flag 340 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,540 and he was standing on top of the flagstaff, 341 01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:57,640 I'm going to the roof of the convention center with the Anthrocon flag on. We have coaxed him down 342 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,060 Sardyuon san! お願いします (I need your help) 343 01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:05,840 ? Voilla! Ladies and gentlemen ?? Sardyuon, please come here. 344 01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:15,200 あなたの訪問をありがとうございました (Thank you for your visit!) 345 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:20,300 I also wanted to point out. Something that did not get pointed out... 346 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:26,120 I'd like everybody to take your Anthrocon conbadge 347 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,580 I want you to look at the front 348 01:02:28,820 --> 01:02:35,060 And then I want you to turn it around and see who did the Artwork for our conbadge! 349 01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:37,820 [APPLAUSE] 350 01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:48,260 ありがとう ございました (Thank you!) 351 01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:53,920 Mister Sardyuon is a little tired, so I told him that, as soon as he was done 352 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,980 I would release him so: Thank you very much! 353 01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:10,160 I'd like to ask Pam and Anna Maria from Equine Angels Rescue, who was our charity this year 354 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,520 to come on up! 355 01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:27,020 Remember last year when we set our records, when we raised $20.000 for hello bully? 356 01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:32,160 Yea... yea... 357 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:37,020 $38.000 !! 358 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:08,280 Let me start by saying: this has been an incredible weekend for us 359 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:16,820 It has been... I never even knew of Anthrocon till this began and 360 01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:22,400 It's probably going to down as one of the most memorable experiences for Equine Angels Rescue 361 01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:27,260 ? are all wonderful and generous and sweet and... 362 01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:32,200 I just... I can't wait to tell everybody how wonderful this place is 363 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:37,740 and, this is the biggest amount of money we have ever raised for the horses, and... 364 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:43,720 I just wanna thank everybody for your support and everything you have done for us! 365 01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:48,640 Thank you very much! 366 01:04:56,020 --> 01:04:59,100 Don't stop. Dont really got to stop! 367 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:03,740 We have 577 sponsors, 368 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,120 401 supersponsors, 369 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:19,340 Ready? Our total: 370 01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:23,380 5.577 !! 371 01:05:35,580 --> 01:05:40,260 At this time, officially Anthrocon 2013 has come to an end 372 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:43,960 and we look forward seeing you in 1 years time 373 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,840 We still have, a bit of fun to have tonight, remember: 374 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:52,400 Behave yourselves, we want the city of Pittsburgh to like us! 375 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:57,880 and do not forget when you send out your tweets. Remember that hash tag in front of there 376 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,740 #lovepgh, love Pittsburgh because we sure as hell do! 377 01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:05,840 Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you very much for coming and we'll see you next year! 378 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:22,020 Hello you! 379 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,460 I heard it was your birthday today 380 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,280 Yea, happy birthday! 381 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:35,940 So how old are you like 15? 16? 382 01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:13,820 Hello! Yes, we're going to steal this guy away. 383 01:07:13,820 --> 01:07:14,700 Omg! 384 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:19,140 Steal, steal. Can I has it? 385 01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:20,120 I'm being stolen! 386 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,920 Yep, too bad! 387 01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:22,560 *yehaaw* 388 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,460 You know you like it! 389 01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:25,020 Can I have him? 390 01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:28,700 Yes, yes you can definitely help! 391 01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:32,160 ? This Canadian is going to steal me away and bring me like, an owl to my house 392 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,480 Yes, because that's so bad! 393 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:35,700 I know! 394 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:40,280 My god, that camera is really big and the light is very bright 395 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,040 And my nosebeep very close! 396 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,040 [LAUGHS] 397 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:50,380 Awww the dude behind the camera is really cute! Aww 398 01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:01,480 This is why we can't have nice things! 399 01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:06,740 Yes, the smell is enough knock you over and I can't escape from him because he's on my back. 400 01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:08,860 The rules: 401 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:27,420 This is the Anthrocon Jellybelly Roulette! 402 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,140 It's cheese. It's french! 403 01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:08,660 *boop* 404 01:09:17,540 --> 01:09:19,300 Mmh, that is a pear! 405 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,880 Congratulations! 406 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:42,200 Oh, definitely not strawberry! 407 01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:03,540 Berry! Wohoo! 408 01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:18,660 Could be Cherry or... 409 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,140 You where lucky! 410 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:01,100 Try it! It could be strawberry 411 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,000 Put it in your mouth! 412 01:11:13,980 --> 01:11:17,020 Strawberry! Congratulations. You win at the tasting game! 413 01:11:39,140 --> 01:11:40,800 Chcolate Pudding! 414 01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:43,560 Ok, congratulation! 415 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:53,820 Pray for me! 416 01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,840 Baby Wipes! Not my fetish! 417 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,500 It's not peach! Then it's vomit! 418 01:12:14,740 --> 01:12:19,300 It taste like moldy cheese, or moldy pizza. 419 01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:24,420 Good for you that you not feeling the full... 420 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:29,120 Why is it that every time I drink with you guys some puke ends up in my mouth? 421 01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:33,920 It's horrible! 422 01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:40,560 Hey, the jellybeans love you! Spin the wheel, have a jellybean! 423 01:12:43,700 --> 01:12:44,560 Peach? 424 01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:48,860 Oh hey, it is peach! Yaay! 425 01:12:58,820 --> 01:13:01,500 Cheese? 426 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,500 What is that? I'm sorry, you got a bad jellybean. 427 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:07,600 I think it might be moldy cheese or something. 428 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,600 It tastes like cheese 429 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:30,660 It tastes like wolf semen. It's good, very good! 430 01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:36,160 What do I do? Spin the wheel! 431 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:50,080 I think you got the rotten egg! 432 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:57,020 Take the darkest one you can find! 433 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,900 Thank you! You're welcome. Enjoy! 434 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:06,420 Eat it. 435 01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:13,480 So is it strawberry jam...or is it something else? 436 01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,780 I believe it's strawberry jam! 437 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,020 You win! 438 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,020 Buttered popcorn? Popcorn! 439 01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:41,020 Popcorn! Yaay, you win! 440 01:14:51,860 --> 01:14:54,220 And engulf the tasty peach. 441 01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,480 Was is a tasty peach or a vomit pill? 442 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:01,480 It tastes like peach! 443 01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:16,960 Popcorn or rotten egg is the other one 444 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,620 I'd like two say that I've had 2 dinners today 445 01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:31,600 so I am like full. So this could end very horribly! 446 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:32,580 Good! 447 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:38,460 Oh drat! It's gonna be yummy, it's gonna be yummy! 448 01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:40,460 Could be strawberry jam! 449 01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:42,460 Here we go! 450 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,540 Or centipede? 451 01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:49,540 Aparrently, I've learned a new flavor, 452 01:15:49,540 --> 01:15:54,640 and this is not strawberry. Actually, what's kinda worrying me is I'm starting to like this. 453 01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:58,680 And what is not popcorn? Rotten eggs! 454 01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:00,680 Cause this is not... 455 01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:04,320 This is the worst game ever! 456 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,300 I'd like to point out, that if you... 457 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,200 It is actually rotten egg 458 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,420 I'd like to say, if someone came up and say "What is it like to play Russian roulette?" 459 01:16:15,420 --> 01:16:17,420 you'd probably not play it. 460 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:21,420 This is Russian roulette with 2 bullets in the gun! 461 01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:23,420 And they just made me do this! 462 01:16:23,740 --> 01:16:26,820 Who eats vomit flavored jellybeans? 463 01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:30,480 I'm doing this! I'm genius I tell you 464 01:16:31,140 --> 01:16:34,940 Vomit flavor! Look at this. Vomit! 465 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,980 That is fucking disgusting! 466 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:49,500 Urgh, I feel like I'm going to do what I just ate. 467 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:05,440 Could be a peach or vomit one. 468 01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:07,900 You won! 469 01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:09,900 So what did I do wrong? 470 01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:11,900 That's what I wanna know. 471 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:13,900 I think you played once too many. 472 01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:18,340 She just made a work cause you ate one of the nice ones. I'm not playing this anymore btw! 473 01:17:24,540 --> 01:17:26,580 Strawberry jam? Strawberry! 474 01:17:26,740 --> 01:17:28,580 You won then! 475 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,960 Bad touch. Bad touch!! 476 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,760 Yea, right, follow me around with the camera! 477 01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:10,700 Because I'm the most entertaining thing at ANTHROCON! 478 01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:15,100 5.600 other furs on video... 479 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:21,300 Mau? Mau! 480 01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:16,760 It's not over till the fat lady sings. And the fat lady hasn't sung yet! 481 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:18,760 But the fat guy is still here! 482 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:22,020 And I'm going that way. See ya! 483 01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:33,980 I need my harness! 484 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:40,880 Say hi BBF! "Hi BBF!" 485 01:23:21,940 --> 01:23:25,040 I got this. I'm Sparky Bluefox! 486 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:28,140 It's not Neko. Neko Haiku. I swear! 487 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:31,320 I'm a fox, not a Husky! Oh oh! 488 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:41,020 I'm having issues keeping the hat on. I think I'm a little bit drunk! 489 01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:47,220 Stay there. There we go. Welcome to Anthrocon...waaahhha 490 01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:53,400 Maybe you should give it back to his original owner, right? RIGHT? 491 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:56,260 But I'm Sparky Bluefox! Welcome to Anthrocon 492 01:23:56,260 --> 01:23:59,780 I'm Neko Haiku and I demand my hat back! 493 01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:01,780 Yes, this guy! That guy! 494 01:24:01,780 --> 01:24:05,780 Yea, yep. He thinks he is Sparky Bluefox... 495 01:24:05,780 --> 01:24:08,400 he's terribly wrong! I'm a husky though! 496 01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:11,220 No, I'm a fox, I'm a fox. Not a husky! 497 01:24:11,340 --> 01:24:13,780 Yep, see. It says it right here! 498 01:24:14,180 --> 01:24:17,460 Sparky Bluefox. And you are blue so it makes sense! 499 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:19,900 Of course! Of course it does. 500 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:21,800 Yes, yes. 501 01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:27,600 It all makes sense. How many blue foxes are showing up here tonight? Holy tomoly! 502 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,880 We have people videoing things... 503 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:34,560 I have this strange box in my hand. Who the hell know what it does... 504 01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:36,560 Big squeaker *squeak* 505 01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:40,840 Take? Arf arf. Us blue foxes really need to stick together! 506 01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:45,540 Solidarity! Solidarity between foxes! 507 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:39,980 Arrgh! 508 01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:52,960 It would essentially... NOOOOO, I am soo stupid! Again? 509 01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:55,020 He's so happy to see you! 510 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:05,700 Forget it! I've been in the army. I know how to work that 511 01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:27,080 Guten Tag! (Good day) 512 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,280 Noo, that's all fat! 513 01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:48,080 So, the end of Anthrocon 2013. 514 01:30:48,540 --> 01:30:53,060 It's over! Look there's nothing here. There is no beer. 515 01:30:53,060 --> 01:30:58,040 They're closed. I have nowhere to go! 516 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,040 I'm homeless! 517 01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:04,720 Damn... 518 01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:10,420 Where is everybody? 519 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:16,200 Nobody knows. The trouble I've seen! 520 01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:22,680 o/~ Nobody knows. The trouble I've seen! o/~ 521 01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:29,520 o/~ Nobody knows, my sorrow... o/~ 522 01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:35,580 o/~ ...house tonight. Everybody just have a good time o/~ 523 01:31:35,580 --> 01:31:43,360 o/~ And we gonna make you lose your mind o/~ 524 01:31:43,380 --> 01:31:50,940 o/~ Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time o/~ 525 01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:57,320 o/~ And we gonna make you lose your mind. We just wanna see ya...shake that o/~ 526 01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:36,920 Wait I just ate. I can't do the smile right now! 527 01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,920 I'm eating my Ramen! 528 01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:40,520 This is what I survive on! 529 01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:45,800 You eat Ramen without water? Yea, it's like crackers! You know? 530 01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:51,200 Yea, let me tell you what I survive on. I survive on alcohol and rage! 531 01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:33,220 I'm out. I'm dry! The otter is dry! 532 01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:44,380 How are you doing everybody? I'm Wild Bill TX. 533 01:38:44,380 --> 01:38:49,300 I tell you what: I've been to five Anthrocons and this is the best one ever! 534 01:38:49,300 --> 01:38:53,840 If you haven't been to this con, get off your ass, save some money 535 01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:59,500 and come to it next year. Ok? I'm Wild Bill TX. I'm also on Youtoube. God bless you, 536 01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:01,500 and I'll see you next year! 537 01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:12,040 It's closed! Oops! 538 01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:27,740 Hey you know what? Furry cons aren't the only places that set off fire alarms. 539 01:39:27,740 --> 01:39:29,740 There is that business where the fire alarm is going off. 540 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:32,900 It kinda looks like a fucking rave actually! 541 01:39:33,740 --> 01:39:35,680 Hey, we outsource that shit! 542 01:39:39,500 --> 01:39:45,420 I always tell this rumor that Furnandos is open at like 3am on Sunday when nothing is open. 543 01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:48,960 You're welcome! Happy Anthrocon! 544 01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:57,420 It is like 3am in the morning and we are currently lost 545 01:39:57,420 --> 01:40:02,500 in Pittsburgh, and we are like in some alley! Help us! 546 01:40:22,440 --> 01:40:24,340 Everything is closed at this time! 547 01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:29,140 608 Wood Street 548 01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:37,220 That's it. We're gonna be lost in Pittsburgh. So if anybody is watching this video... 549 01:40:37,300 --> 01:40:41,920 Come find us. We'll be still lost by the time BBF publishes this video! 550 01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:48,760 Let's like make a tree and get the fuck out of here. 551 01:40:55,700 --> 01:40:59,680 Guys, get out of the road. This is not Frogger! 552 01:41:00,340 --> 01:41:04,240 They're making me walk ? I wanna go home! 553 01:41:04,660 --> 01:41:08,480 This is his fault. This is our representative "Staff member" I'd like to say. 554 01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:12,300 We're in the Anthrocon witch project apparently. 555 01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:17,620 Ok, does anybody know how to get back to the Westin? Turn around? 556 01:41:20,080 --> 01:41:24,880 Board meeting, tomorrow morning. Sam is like "What did you do?" 557 01:41:41,300 --> 01:41:44,260 I think we should do a group photo! For the camera? 558 01:41:46,420 --> 01:41:49,080 For the big camera! That's a very big camera. 559 01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:53,680 It's like 3 in the morning. We failed at McDonalds! We tried. 560 01:41:53,680 --> 01:41:58,220 Pittsburgh. Friggin puritans and their damn locks 561 01:41:58,260 --> 01:42:04,380 What the hell. That's Boston?! WTF are you talking about? No, Pennsylvania. You tried buying a beer in this fucking state! 562 01:42:04,380 --> 01:42:06,760 I live in this fucking state! There you go! 563 01:42:16,900 --> 01:42:17,900 Done! 564 01:42:41,620 --> 01:42:44,060 We went to Furnandos, they where closed. We went to Subway, they where closed. 565 01:42:44,060 --> 01:42:47,360 We went to McDonalds, they where closed. We lost 10lbs 566 01:42:47,480 --> 01:42:52,140 walking to all three of these places. And we didn't get food!