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Getting off in Chicago
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obviously a furry. Gotta be a furry.
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Super furry.
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You shadow-parker!
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I never watched your last video, I'm sorry.
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I didn't watch it!
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Put it on YouTube!
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I know in Germany you don't have YouTube
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because of GEMA.
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One of these days you'll get to know what
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the rest of us have known for
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12 years.
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Actually, the last video I put on YouTube
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was blocked in the US!
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Hello!
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AAAHH!
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AAAAAAAAHH!
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I looked right at it!
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Hi!
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How are you,
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seeing Eye?
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I'm here at MFF 2018
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and I don't even know what the hell
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is going on with this
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camera in front of me.
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AAAAAHHH!
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AAAAAHHH!
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AAAAAHHH!
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AAAAAHHH!
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AAAAAHHH!
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AAAAAAAAAHHH!
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EEEEEEH!
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AAAAH!
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WAAAH!
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BRAAAAAH!
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AAAAAHHH!
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Fox noises!
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Why do you have a sun on your camera?
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Why do you have the sun on a camera?
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Is the ambience not right for you?
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You just want a smidge more light?
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Just a smidge more, yes!
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It feels like more than a smidge though!
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It's like a giant angry pixel
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in the sky, aaah!
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Is this thing on?
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Why?
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Is it, are you sure?
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I don't believe you!
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I just want to be honest at the moment.
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This is a private moment y'all!
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AAAAHHHH!
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It takes a second to initialize, one moment.
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Here we go.
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Oh, you got a light?
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Is mine on? I can't tell.
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That 90's-vision!
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Is it on yet?
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Yes, it was on.
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AAHH!
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It's like staring into the sun!
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It's so bright!
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Yo!
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What the fuck?
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What?
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You weren't supposed to be here!
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I'm not?
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What the fuck, man?
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Why not?
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Hold on, I still need to sort this.
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So...
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I'm so confused.
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I don't know what the first question's gonna be.
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That, or that.
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What?
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Why am I here?
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Am I supposed to be dead?
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My balls!
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I need to know when tape is running!
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I need to see giant video...
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Giant video lights!
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...shining into my soul.
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Giant video lights!
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I've never experienced such a thing.
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I'm pooping.
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Hold on, I'm pooping.
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That's all I needed.
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Just giant video lights.
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Aaah...
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I sorry, I pooped
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I pooped on floor.
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Someone needs to make wipe my floor.
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Aaaahhhh!
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Turn around, nothing to see here.
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No, it's not interesting at all.
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Please walk away.
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Bye!
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MFF is over, bye!
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I said it's over!
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Are you gonna be in the new Lion King?
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Who are you gonna be?
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Dead Mufasa?
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Or are you gonna be...
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Mufasa's brother in law, the one that
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never leaves and lives on the couch?
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This is like Lionception, because it's a lion lying.
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And if he was telling us something
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he'd be lion about that, too.
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Be careful!
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You'll get all sparkly
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and you'll look like you ate a stripper.
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He's a hybrid!
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And hybrids stink!
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They're good for nothing!
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Hey guys, say hello to Blue Dexter!
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Blue Dex...? Oh, no!
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Another brother from the same mother.
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Hello, welcome to MFF 2018!
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Hello!
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This is my 7th year here already
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and it's always the same: I love it!
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Did you break the escalator?
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No, not yet at least!
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It was you!
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No, it wasn't me this time!
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It was him.
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Here's the dude that looks like he's
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always moving forward really fast.
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Bad! No! No! No! No! No! No!
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He followed us all the way from Germany!
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Why?
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We went to America to get rid of you!
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Go away!
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Go, go! Don't follow me!
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Anyone who is looking to get "At the door",
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go up the stairs.
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If you haven't registered yet,
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go all the way down, and at the right
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up the little steps.
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Hellooooo!
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Line-Con 2018!
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I thought it's Cup-Con!
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#CupCon2018
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#Linecon2018
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#Furfest2018
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You know it!
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We're looking for the top hat!
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Where is Alkali?
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Where's the top hat?
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I don't know!
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Where is Alkali?
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That way.
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Where's Top Hat?
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He's missing. We're trying to hear
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or sonar him from his
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giant booming voice!
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We're organising, you... this...
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Organising is not the time for cameras
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half the cameras is late
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Fantasti...aahahh!
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It's like Cyclops!
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This is Alkali here at MFF,
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my home convention, I'm so
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happy to be invited back this year
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so let's make the reg line
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dance, shall we?
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Alright!
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This is gonna hurt like hell.
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Good luck, don't blow out your voice!
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
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Hi!
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We have just been challenged on Twitter
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in a charity-like basis!
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They heard that a bunch of
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were stuck in the
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MFF reg line but
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but we all know we want
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to be here!
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So what we're going to do is
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we'll show them how MFF has
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fun! Guys, We are
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about to do the Maccarena
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for charity, and that's
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what matters!
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Our German news team is
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filming because
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Germany wants this! We don't know
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why,...
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You sing the song!
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You do the lyrics!
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Oh Boozy....
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The Maccarena?
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Hey, there's something about the Maccarena,
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put your hands out, do the Maccarena!
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I do not know the words for Maccarena,+
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Something - Maccarena! Right!
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I want the whole room....
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... do what the time warp is.
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What is it, by the way?
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The Timewarp is just a jump to the left!
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What's the time warp?
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It's just a jump to the left!
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And a step to the...
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.....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
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Put your hands on your hips!
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He's really good, I can't do it!
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Holy shit this is...
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This whole line...
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Aaaanyway....
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No, oh Jesus!
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Do it! Do it, it's yours!
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Live it! Live it!
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It's your catchphrase!
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Aaaaaaaaanyway!
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Oooh...
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Oh well.
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It was worth a try. Hang on...
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SpaceX Cheese-rocket to Mars!
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Oh...
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Ah...
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It's.... hanging down there....!
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Whoah.
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Come on, curl it out!
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Pinch it, it's like a gold fish!
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I'm looking for the elusive $11k shepherd.
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I haven't seen them.
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I don't know if it's gonna be here but...
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it could be.
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This would be the place to be if you were an $11k shep.
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Are you the $11k shepherd?
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Huh?
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No?
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I'm Bramble.
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Oh god, oh Jesus!
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Are either of you the $11k shepherd?
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Uhhh....
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Are either of us a shepherd?
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No, I don't think we're shepherds.
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Are you the $11k shepherd?
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You don't know?
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Are you the $11k shepherd?
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I'm a shepherd?
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I'm very... oh...
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I'm not a shepherd.
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You've been looking for me?
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We're looking for the $11k shepherd.
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$11k shep...
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Oh, is there a suit that cost $11k?
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An auction for $11k?
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Mixed Candy sold a shepherd for $11k
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that was in time for MFF.
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So they must be here.
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What if they didn't make it in time?
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Like, "Ah, it's gotta be done on Monday,
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you better knock 9000 dollars off of it!"
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Hi guys!
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You're watching the cutest channel on YouTube right now!
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No touching, no touching!
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Pretty faces!
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You're a bitch!
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Yes, you are.
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You're a bitch!
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And so is he!
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You're a bitch as well!
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That's BBF's evil twin.
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That's beautiful, OMG!
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You see this guy right here?
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This guy?
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Heeeyyy!
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I don't know what to look at.
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There's so many things going on!
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Whoah! It's a fish-eye lens, I can
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see it! Yeah!
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You see everything, you probably see my feet from here!
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He needs more alcohol.
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I'll get the camera!
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We gotta grab...
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I can't reach...!
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I got it! I got it!
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Oh gosh!
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It's him!
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Oh man!
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We're making a video about how
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much goes into putting a con on
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and I'm standing in the way.
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Circling each other
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looking for...
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a sign of weakness to strike!
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This water is delicious!
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00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,640
Actually, not a cheetah.
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It says "Not a cheetah", it say it right on my badge.
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If you get two of those you can do the Madonna thing!
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00:34:47,770 --> 00:34:49,770
Actually, this is...
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How does this look?
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Shiny sponsors, you're up to the front
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by the crowd control people
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00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:53,480
in the blue vests, if you are
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regular sponsor, not shiny,
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you'll join this line right here.
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00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,000
Wow, two cameras!
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It's cameraception!
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Camera...
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00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,950
and there's a camera! Crazy!
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How are you doing, MFF?
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Welcome and thank you all for joining us on this
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amazing flight this weekend!
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Who's excited to be here?
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Me too. Now:
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I don't want to take up too much time,
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because I want to introduce you to the amazing
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con chair of this con
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00:40:38,530 --> 00:40:40,860
but right now,
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he's kind of more like your
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I guess he's your airline captain.
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Give it up for Rama!
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Thank you Gale!
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Hi folks, how are you guys doing?
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I hope everybody is strapped in for this fun exciting
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flight we will be having this weekend.
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I want to thank you all for attending
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and I know that everyone comes
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from different parts, we always love having
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and hosting everyone here in Chicago.
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We love celebrating
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people in and out of the fandom
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that celebrate anthropomorphic stuff
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be that art,
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video, writing,
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acting, any of that stuff.
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So how about
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we talk about our amazing
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guests of honor?
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I'd like to introduce our GoHs for 2018
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We have from LA, California
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Vivziepop, animator and YouTube personality
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00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:48,570
we also have from California:
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JD werewolf
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And: Kyell Gold!
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00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:01,420
Something important to talk about:
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One:
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We're in Rosemont. There's a lot to do here.
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Two:
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We're in a hotel. That hotel's pretty cool!
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There's also multiple other hotels.
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Let's learn a little bit more about those
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hotels and venues with
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the amazing Cheetah Spottycat!
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We've had an amazing group of people with our venues
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their ground, cabin service crews are
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knocking it out of the park.
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A lot of you are statistics fans and
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like to hear a couple numbers and I'll keep it
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00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:36,060
short this year.
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00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,080
Wow, did it grow. We're now
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at one quarter of a million
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square feet of event space, and we
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added another three quarters
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of a million of logistical support space.
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00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:48,420
Translation: That's a euphemism for
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queueing space.
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00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,170
Some of you might have discovered this.
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00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,120
Alright, so: Venues!
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00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,370
as been mentioned by
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00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:00,970
cats are awesome by the way, just saying...
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00:43:00,970 --> 00:43:03,910
I have no personal invested interest in this topic.
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00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:05,440
So we have arranged
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00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,440
a showing of "Airplane",
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00:43:09,530 --> 00:43:12,260
Actually, Cheetah was here, very
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00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:14,260
because, this is his day job
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00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,970
is, you know, flying into terminals and stuff like that,
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00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:23,420
They let me fly airplanes...
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00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,640
We have to add that will be Saturday, 10pm,
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00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,640
in the Rosemont Ballroom
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00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,640
Rosemont A, which is next to
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Con Suite, and Con Suite
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will actually have popcorn that you
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00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,640
can bring in, and
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00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,640
enjoy as you
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00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,640
enjoy this wonderful
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00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,820
movie that has been
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00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,130
quoted at me way too many times
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00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:51,570
Alright everyone, and with that,
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we officially welcome you
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00:43:53,570 --> 00:43:56,950
to Midwest Furfest 2018!
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00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:58,950
Go have fun!
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00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:14,420
Yoyoyo, it's your boy Freezeframe here
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00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:16,420
We're gonna tell you one easy step
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00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,420
how to get Angel Dragons to shut up!
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00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:20,420
Ain't that right Ratchet!
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00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,280
Step one:
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00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,280
You get some tie line
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00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,280
tie it around the muzzle just like this
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00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,280
with a little bow, it's so beautiful
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00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,280
Now try and say some words!
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00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,020
See? It's perfect, perfect!
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00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,770
Tell those Dutch Angel Dragons to stop talking!
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00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,170
Here's your boy Freezeframe
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00:44:42,170 --> 00:44:44,170
signing.... [muffled noises]
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00:45:40,310 --> 00:45:42,950
Are you shining at me? I'll shine back!
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00:46:20,550 --> 00:46:22,550
That's a big camera!
401
00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:24,550
There's a lot going on there, I'm scared!
402
00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:29,280
Am I beautiful?
403
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,150
I think I am.
404
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,680
My best angle is from my back.
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00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,680
Because you can see my butt.
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00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,060
Let me guess what's gonna happen now,
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00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:18,400
Are you ready, kids?
408
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,400
Are you ready for this?
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00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,400
Come on, boop me, you know you want it!
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00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,930
Come on, boop this!
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00:48:25,930 --> 00:48:27,930
Boop it, boop it, just
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00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:29,240
do you enjoy your chicken?
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00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,280
You're chick.... OH!
414
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:34,350
You're outsourcing the booping now!
415
00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:36,530
You're outsourcing all that work, right?
416
00:48:36,530 --> 00:48:38,530
Ow.... Dude!
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00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:41,220
You are sick!
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00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:43,370
Boop this pristine face
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00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:45,370
look at it, it's brand spanking new!
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00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,400
Unbooped and fresh!
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00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,820
Zero miles, look at this!
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00:48:49,820 --> 00:48:51,330
Unbooped!
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00:48:51,330 --> 00:48:53,330
It's just waiting for you
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00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:55,330
Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
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00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:58,280
Noooo!
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00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,640
Whoah!
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00:49:12,370 --> 00:49:14,020
Whoah, I saw you coming!
428
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,460
I saw you in the corner of my eye,
429
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:17,460
you're not fast enough!
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00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,130
Not fast enough!
431
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:23,260
Can't touch this!
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00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,440
Can't boop this!
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00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,440
[hums the melody of "Can't Touch This"]
434
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,040
Can't boop this!
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00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:35,110
My, my, my, my
436
00:49:35,110 --> 00:49:37,110
camera hits you, so hard!
437
00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:15,260
Are you molesting me?
438
00:51:03,950 --> 00:51:05,930
Hey, you're begging to be a snack
439
00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:07,930
and I'm gonna eat you right up! Nom!
440
00:51:07,930 --> 00:51:09,930
Nom! Haom!
441
00:51:13,260 --> 00:51:15,660
Gimme your damn badge!
442
00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:16,820
Let's see who you're...
443
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:18,820
motherfucker.
444
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,970
Ass!
445
00:51:43,950 --> 00:51:45,930
Wait a minute!
446
00:51:46,330 --> 00:51:48,150
That's an iPhone, isn't it?
447
00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:50,150
Get away from here.
448
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,710
What are you doing?
449
00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:43,310
Right...
450
00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:45,660
Go away, what is this?
451
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,860
Who you think this is? CNN? Get out of here!
452
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:49,860
Go away! No!
453
00:52:50,730 --> 00:52:51,680
No.
454
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,680
Uh oh...
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00:52:54,770 --> 00:52:56,640
Smile for the camera!
456
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,930
I don't smile!
457
00:52:57,930 --> 00:52:59,930
Smile!
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00:53:03,730 --> 00:53:05,060
Excuse me Sir,
459
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:07,060
back away, back away!
460
00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:10,240
Help me! Help me!
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00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,000
Stop touching me!
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00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
I'm not protecting you!
463
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,150
Just do Sandstorm!
464
00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:34,770
Sandstorm?
465
00:53:34,770 --> 00:53:36,770
Darude.
466
00:53:36,770 --> 00:53:38,770
[plays Darude: "Sandstorm"]
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00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:12,710
I wasn't expecting this!
468
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,820
It's hard because you gotta use
469
00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:16,820
your tongue to stop every note like
470
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,820
"Dat dat dat dat daaah"
471
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:21,550
How did you get so tall?
472
00:54:22,170 --> 00:54:23,930
How is the air down there?
473
00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:27,000
So big, let's gonna stomp and eat 'em!
474
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,440
Oh no!
475
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,440
Don't eat us!
476
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,620
You get some sick pleasure out of that!
477
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:35,620
Don't do it, oh no!
478
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,800
Awooo!
479
00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:43,330
Oh noooo! Ooooh!
480
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:13,080
Hello MFF 2018!
481
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,220
He's refusing to do his job!
482
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,370
You need to pull the sled.
483
00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:28,550
You're a husky, that's what you do!
484
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,330
Yes, you do!
485
00:55:30,570 --> 00:55:32,660
How else are you paying for all of this?
486
00:55:33,550 --> 00:55:34,930
You don't have a job!
487
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,680
You need to pull a sled.
488
00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:38,970
I bet you're good at it!
489
00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:41,530
But you're a husky!
490
00:55:42,110 --> 00:55:44,240
What's a husky without his job?
491
00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:49,480
There's no use.... there's no help!
492
00:55:50,370 --> 00:55:52,350
I don't know what to do with you.
493
00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:56,060
I can see the public!
494
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:57,800
Hiii!
495
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:58,970
That's what YouTube looks like.
496
00:55:58,970 --> 00:56:00,970
Oh, Hi, YouTube!
497
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,460
Oh, that's dirty, don't be doing that!
498
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:04,440
Oh hey!
499
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,570
He's got Skittles!
500
00:56:07,570 --> 00:56:08,600
I see your Skittles!
501
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,600
They're my Skittles!
502
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,600
We're going to find his Skittles!
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00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,330
Why?
504
00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:40,220
Do you really think I'm happy to being here?
505
00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:41,640
It feels like immigration!
506
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,460
Get me out of here.
507
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,460
I'm here legally!
508
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:08,530
Noooo!
509
00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,970
Part of the Social Media's report
510
00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:12,970
on what goes on to make a
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00:58:12,970 --> 00:58:14,970
convention: We have absolutely no
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00:58:14,970 --> 00:58:16,620
help at all here,
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00:58:17,550 --> 00:58:19,080
This is more of a consumer,
514
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,420
perhaps kind of a hang mail kind of a thing here.
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00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:22,750
My job
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00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,510
is to make sure
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00:58:24,510 --> 00:58:25,950
things that break,
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00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:26,800
break.
519
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,530
So they know it breaks.
520
00:58:28,530 --> 00:58:30,280
That explains all the people with the bad
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00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,280
pace makers laying in the hallway out there.
522
00:58:32,660 --> 00:58:34,770
Maybe they should have paid attention,
523
00:58:34,770 --> 00:58:36,770
I only had one tesla coil.
524
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,330
One Arcanine
525
01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:05,330
hah hah hah...
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01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:06,350
two Arcanines,
527
01:00:06,350 --> 01:00:08,350
hah hah hah!
528
01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:09,910
What?
529
01:00:11,420 --> 01:00:12,440
What?
530
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,600
WHAT???
531
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,510
Look at all the things!
532
01:00:38,930 --> 01:00:40,240
Shit.
533
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,310
You're blocking the way!
534
01:00:42,310 --> 01:00:44,310
First of all.
535
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,170
What???
536
01:01:11,550 --> 01:01:12,660
Hi!
537
01:01:14,350 --> 01:01:15,710
No.
538
01:04:27,510 --> 01:04:30,170
You get harrassed by BBF!
539
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,020
Right, see you around!
540
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,660
That's so bright!
541
01:04:38,060 --> 01:04:39,600
You're cheating! That's not fair!
542
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:42,800
Now I can look at that light all I want
543
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,800
and I'm totally fine.
544
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,130
Wait a second.
545
01:05:29,130 --> 01:05:30,930
Hiii! I'm a good boy!
546
01:05:30,930 --> 01:05:31,910
No, you're not!
547
01:05:31,910 --> 01:05:32,640
Yes, I am!
548
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,880
No, you're not!
549
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:34,820
I'm totally a good boy.
550
01:05:34,820 --> 01:05:35,930
No, you're not!
551
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,480
Look how good of a boy I am!
552
01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:42,970
Still cute, but not good!
553
01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:44,060
See?
554
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:46,060
The tail is always up!
555
01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:47,420
What she oughta...
556
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,400
I'm a dog.
557
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,750
I know.
558
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,420
I'm a good boy!
559
01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:57,420
No. Prove it!
560
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:01,710
He's not a good boy.
561
01:06:01,710 --> 01:06:02,820
I am....
562
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,440
...not a good boy.
563
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,660
See? Look!
564
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:07,660
He's not even fluffy!
565
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,310
I'm the good boy.
566
01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:13,930
he's not!
567
01:06:13,930 --> 01:06:15,420
We could selfie us.
568
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,370
I'm the good boy,
569
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,240
He's not the good boy.
570
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,240
So easy to trick a husky.
571
01:06:21,970 --> 01:06:23,510
Yes, it is!
572
01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:25,510
Says the husky. The husky says it is.
573
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:27,220
Totally not!
574
01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:28,170
Say Hi to...
575
01:06:28,170 --> 01:06:28,800
It's not!
576
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,800
Say Hi to BBF!
577
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,800
Hello BBF.
578
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,640
Now say I'm a good boy.
579
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:35,730
Neko is a bad boy.
580
01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:36,480
NO!
581
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,480
I'm NOT! I'm a GOOD boy!
582
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,040
Neko is a very, very bad boy.
583
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:40,970
No, I'm not!
584
01:06:40,970 --> 01:06:42,680
Pretty sure he stole your camera.
585
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,680
If you're such a good boy Neko, why is nobody
586
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,460
calling you a good boy?
587
01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:47,970
Why is everybody over here saying
588
01:06:47,970 --> 01:06:49,310
"Neko is a bad boy"?
589
01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:51,020
Feck, Neko's a bitch.
590
01:06:51,370 --> 01:06:52,370
You see this?
591
01:06:52,370 --> 01:06:53,800
No.
592
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,800
I don't speak Humpsky.
593
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,260
You know, I was gonna give you something but...
594
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:01,200
No, you weren't!
595
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,060
You're just gonna call me a bad boy and walk away.
596
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:05,420
What is that?
597
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,420
Something you'd probably want, but you're not gonna get it.
598
01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:09,420
What... that's mean!
599
01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:10,330
You're being a bad boy...
600
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:11,420
I'm not being a bad boy,
601
01:07:11,420 --> 01:07:13,420
You're totally a bad boy!
602
01:07:14,220 --> 01:07:16,280
I've got a very certain set of skills.
603
01:07:16,570 --> 01:07:18,330
Skills that I've aquired
604
01:07:18,330 --> 01:07:20,330
for a very long time.
605
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,550
Camera breaking skills,
606
01:07:22,550 --> 01:07:24,550
is that what your skills are?
607
01:07:24,550 --> 01:07:26,550
I only ran into a glass window once!
608
01:07:27,150 --> 01:07:27,930
Okay?
609
01:07:27,930 --> 01:07:29,930
I don't have to do that again!
610
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,530
What am I supposed to do with this?
611
01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:38,260
Slash! Slash! Slash!
612
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:39,910
OMG!
613
01:11:39,910 --> 01:11:41,910
I gotta run away!
614
01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:13,710
Okay, I give up, you win!
615
01:12:16,150 --> 01:12:18,040
Aaaah!
616
01:12:18,310 --> 01:12:20,020
Stab!
617
01:13:05,330 --> 01:13:07,880
Whatever you need, can you [mumbles]
618
01:13:12,770 --> 01:13:14,170
Cats fault!
619
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,220
You shouldn't eat him, you should
620
01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:28,170
both eat the cat,
621
01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:30,170
not each other!
622
01:13:33,350 --> 01:13:35,820
You should eat that stupid cat!
623
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:08,860
Go away!
624
01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:09,620
No.
625
01:14:09,910 --> 01:14:10,530
Go!
626
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,600
No.
627
01:14:11,730 --> 01:14:13,420
No, Go away!
628
01:14:13,420 --> 01:14:14,170
No.
629
01:14:21,930 --> 01:14:23,280
Oh, you want me to go?
630
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,330
Where do you want me to go?
631
01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:28,620
To my room?
632
01:15:57,130 --> 01:15:58,620
Ahh, aaaahhh
633
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:00,200
As I say it's so dark over here,
634
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,000
I get blinded!
635
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,130
What is that?
636
01:16:03,130 --> 01:16:04,040
You're an honorary cop.
637
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:06,040
An honorary cop?
638
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,400
What you're doing to me?
639
01:16:08,710 --> 01:16:09,820
Here, you can have hang...
640
01:16:09,820 --> 01:16:11,310
I can't see this!
641
01:16:11,310 --> 01:16:13,310
This is not how...
642
01:16:13,310 --> 01:16:14,770
Hahaha, I'm invisible for the law,
643
01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:16,150
you can't touch me!
644
01:16:16,150 --> 01:16:18,150
I serve my community!
645
01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,150
Look at that, I wear a light!
646
01:16:20,150 --> 01:16:22,150
I help the community!
647
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,370
I've found the culprit!
648
01:16:31,370 --> 01:16:33,370
I've identified the culprit!
649
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,530
You know it's...
650
01:16:45,530 --> 01:16:47,240
Wait, that's not BBF!
651
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:48,550
Oh, I see it's another one!
652
01:16:48,550 --> 01:16:49,820
Sorry, my bad!
653
01:16:49,820 --> 01:16:51,820
Hey, you're copying him, okay?
654
01:16:59,150 --> 01:17:00,880
I know BBF has a competitor this
655
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,880
time. Oh, that's you, I can see the
656
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,880
light reflecting off your glasses, reflecting off
657
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,480
my face.
658
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:07,750
Both kinda like:
659
01:17:07,770 --> 01:17:09,880
You know that I know that you know that I know.
660
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:11,880
You know. That I know. I don't know.
661
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:17,460
That made absolutely no sense what I said.
662
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:18,620
My god!
663
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:20,330
Turn that thing up any higher
664
01:17:20,330 --> 01:17:22,330
on the light, BBF?
665
01:17:22,330 --> 01:17:23,770
DAYUM!
666
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,880
Whoo!
667
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:31,550
I have a very important message:
668
01:19:32,130 --> 01:19:34,800
Bark bark bark! Bark bark bark bark bark! Bark!
669
01:20:14,220 --> 01:20:16,080
What did you do?
670
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,370
What did you do?
671
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:28,350
I am not George Clooney. I am...
672
01:20:28,350 --> 01:20:29,950
...Bruce Willis.
673
01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:31,950
You can tell by the hair.
674
01:20:44,530 --> 01:20:46,310
Do you have a good con?
675
01:20:46,620 --> 01:20:47,370
Yes,
676
01:20:47,370 --> 01:20:48,930
Absolutely, how about you?
677
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:24,710
Look who's blushing?
678
01:21:26,910 --> 01:21:28,620
You know you're cute!
679
01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:30,970
Who's a cute boy?
680
01:21:40,310 --> 01:21:42,480
Bright! Hide...
681
01:21:42,930 --> 01:21:45,000
It's so bright! Hide...
682
01:21:45,530 --> 01:21:46,660
Soo... hide!
683
01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:48,660
Can't see me!
684
01:22:35,730 --> 01:22:38,880
Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat you this time.
685
01:22:39,570 --> 01:22:41,440
I'm just gonna let you, you know...
686
01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:43,550
take a long explore on the mouth
687
01:22:43,550 --> 01:22:45,550
and then you'll be all set.
688
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,330
Right?
689
01:22:48,930 --> 01:22:49,660
Right.
690
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:52,350
Don't worry, I'll just feed you to the dragon.
691
01:22:52,350 --> 01:22:54,350
Because I know he'd eat you.
692
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:55,620
Oooowww!
693
01:23:05,220 --> 01:23:06,930
It's fun in there!
694
01:23:06,930 --> 01:23:08,930
It's playtime!
695
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,020
Oh no!
696
01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:14,280
Neither of us are fursuiters,
697
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,280
why are you doing this?
698
01:23:17,020 --> 01:23:18,310
Why?
699
01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:21,000
No, now everyone will know about our love!
700
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,000
No! No!
701
01:23:23,930 --> 01:23:24,750
Not again!
702
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,820
Fourth time this month!
703
01:23:25,820 --> 01:23:28,910
We gonna have to go into hiding once more!
704
01:24:35,330 --> 01:24:36,750
Who knows it?
705
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,310
Alright guys, if you're just joining us
706
01:25:16,310 --> 01:25:18,310
here, we're still doing
707
01:25:18,310 --> 01:25:20,310
our species photoshoots here
708
01:25:20,310 --> 01:25:22,310
at the Furfest Menagerie
709
01:25:24,910 --> 01:25:27,680
I'm not gonna boop the camera cause I know I'm not supposed to!
710
01:26:27,710 --> 01:26:30,840
Oh god, phone! Nom nom nom
711
01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:42,280
Naaaaaahm nahm nom nom nom!
712
01:26:45,350 --> 01:26:47,640
Phone is tasty, nom nom nom!
713
01:26:50,510 --> 01:26:53,260
It's an iPhone, it tastes like Apple.
714
01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:14,420
[insane barking noises]
715
01:27:15,910 --> 01:27:17,440
[christmas noises]
716
01:27:22,820 --> 01:27:25,240
Bright lights! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!
717
01:27:26,570 --> 01:27:28,640
Bunnies! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!
718
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:30,910
Wolves! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
719
01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:33,910
MFF! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!
720
01:29:35,770 --> 01:29:36,730
Arrrrarrr!
721
01:29:36,730 --> 01:29:38,000
Youtubeception right here!
722
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,400
Youtubeception!
723
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,400
You're going on mine I'm going on yours!
724
01:29:42,150 --> 01:29:44,220
I'm so gay!
725
01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:45,800
You're so gay!
726
01:29:46,310 --> 01:29:47,800
Like, comment and subscribe!
727
01:35:50,690 --> 01:35:52,690
Awwwrrrrarrrrr!
728
01:35:52,690 --> 01:35:54,690
Don't do that!
729
01:35:55,310 --> 01:35:56,530
Why do that?
730
01:35:56,530 --> 01:35:57,880
Aaaawwwrrrrf!
731
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:00,570
I see again!
732
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:06,130
Cameras smell interesting!
733
01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:08,310
They smell like YouTube.
734
01:36:08,440 --> 01:36:09,130
What?
735
01:36:09,130 --> 01:36:10,130
They smell like YouTube.
736
01:36:10,130 --> 01:36:11,880
What is YouTube?
737
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,880
I don't know but it smells like cameras.
738
01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:15,000
Do they have balls?
739
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,170
I smell like YouTube!
740
01:36:16,170 --> 01:36:17,040
You smell like YouTube!
741
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:18,370
Yes, I do!
742
01:36:18,370 --> 01:36:19,020
Byebye!
743
01:36:19,310 --> 01:36:21,310
Can't wash the stank off dogs.
744
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:23,600
It's not a thing you can do.
745
01:36:25,350 --> 01:36:26,860
I clean boi!
746
01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:29,530
Am good! He lie!
747
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,400
He thinks he is a clean dog
748
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:33,800
and in dog standards, yes.
749
01:36:37,910 --> 01:36:39,350
This is what it smells like to be clean,
750
01:36:39,350 --> 01:36:41,350
you don't understand that, do you?
751
01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:43,950
Yeah, that's right!
752
01:36:44,260 --> 01:36:45,080
It's...
753
01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:46,750
Aaah!
754
01:36:46,930 --> 01:36:48,750
Fleas! Dogs giving me fleas!
755
01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:50,750
Goddamnit, OMG!
756
01:36:51,080 --> 01:36:51,820
See that's what happens
757
01:36:51,820 --> 01:36:54,770
in two seconds, I got fleas!
758
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:56,770
Thank you dogs!
759
01:36:56,860 --> 01:36:57,930
They stink!
760
01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:59,930
Why aren't you wearing your Frontline?
761
01:37:00,330 --> 01:37:01,860
Aren't you supposed to have that?
762
01:37:01,860 --> 01:37:03,240
Frontline me!
763
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:03,710
Nooo!
764
01:37:03,710 --> 01:37:05,710
Frontline me hard!
765
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:08,840
Oh hi!
766
01:37:08,840 --> 01:37:10,240
Aaaaaah!
767
01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:11,680
Noot noot noot noot!
768
01:37:12,420 --> 01:37:13,680
Noot noot noot noot noot noot noot!
769
01:37:16,550 --> 01:37:18,600
[annoying squeaks]
770
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:20,600
Cookies!
771
01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:28,510
Cookies!
772
01:37:31,570 --> 01:37:32,860
I want a cookie.
773
01:37:33,710 --> 01:37:35,570
Gimme a cookie!
774
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:37,530
Give meeee!
775
01:41:27,710 --> 01:41:29,350
Oh hey!
776
01:41:29,510 --> 01:41:30,480
I'm not Zarkey!
777
01:41:30,480 --> 01:41:30,510
No?
I'm not Zarkey!
778
01:41:30,510 --> 01:41:31,060
No?
779
01:41:31,060 --> 01:41:33,060
No! No!
780
01:41:33,060 --> 01:41:33,680
You are!
781
01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:34,950
No, I'm not!
782
01:41:34,950 --> 01:41:35,570
Why?
783
01:41:35,570 --> 01:41:37,370
It says I am, but I'm not!
784
01:41:37,370 --> 01:41:38,680
Who's in there?
785
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:40,680
No! Hi! Hi!
786
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:42,840
Hi! Hi!
787
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:44,840
Dogs are only kinda cute.
788
01:41:44,840 --> 01:41:46,280
Yeah, I'm cuter!
789
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:47,680
You're not cuter, I'm...
790
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:49,680
Who's this guy? What's going on?
791
01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:50,970
What's going on over here?
792
01:41:50,970 --> 01:41:52,570
What is this?
793
01:41:52,570 --> 01:41:53,330
Hah?
794
01:41:53,330 --> 01:41:55,110
We're trying to find Zarkey!
795
01:41:55,110 --> 01:41:56,660
Which one is the real one?
796
01:41:56,660 --> 01:41:58,660
I don't know, OMG!
797
01:41:58,660 --> 01:41:59,600
I don't know!
798
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:01,200
I have no clue.
799
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:02,110
Do you know?
800
01:42:02,110 --> 01:42:02,770
I don't know.
801
01:42:02,770 --> 01:42:04,770
Uh, whatever!
802
01:42:05,750 --> 01:42:06,570
Let's go eat!
803
01:42:06,570 --> 01:42:08,570
Yes!
804
01:42:11,110 --> 01:42:12,620
That way!
805
01:42:12,620 --> 01:42:14,620
Bye bye!
806
01:42:50,260 --> 01:42:51,930
German Sparkleparty!
807
01:42:51,930 --> 01:42:53,930
Hi!
808
01:42:54,460 --> 01:42:56,150
This is a family friendly video, okay?
809
01:42:56,840 --> 01:42:58,750
Bitch, you literally sparkle
810
01:42:58,750 --> 01:43:00,750
you're not gonna tell me that.
811
01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:01,530
Oh.
812
01:43:01,800 --> 01:43:04,860
We're amongst friends here. It's okay.
813
01:43:04,950 --> 01:43:06,220
It's okay.
814
01:43:07,660 --> 01:43:09,600
You're Black and White Dexter!
815
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:12,420
I'm Black and White Dexter?
816
01:43:12,420 --> 01:43:14,420
Dexter is Black and White
817
01:43:14,420 --> 01:43:17,480
Well, I mean, it's actually not black and white,
818
01:43:17,480 --> 01:43:20,620
Dexter is Colored Mori
819
01:43:20,620 --> 01:43:22,930
and you can fuck off!
820
01:43:33,080 --> 01:43:35,260
Yeah, hold still when you're on video camera!
821
01:43:35,260 --> 01:43:37,260
Very smart! Nice!
822
01:44:05,170 --> 01:44:07,280
He's a horny one, look out.
823
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:38,840
[laughs in Santa]
824
01:44:41,530 --> 01:44:44,150
Come on in!
825
01:44:45,170 --> 01:44:49,110
Happy Furry day!
826
01:44:54,750 --> 01:44:56,770
That's not still photos, is it?
827
01:44:56,770 --> 01:44:58,240
No, it's film.
828
01:44:58,240 --> 01:45:00,800
Film? Who uses film anymore?
829
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:02,800
I thought it was all electronical
830
01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:03,710
digital shit.
831
01:45:03,710 --> 01:45:05,710
Yeah.
832
01:45:14,510 --> 01:45:16,150
I've had some Vad...
833
01:45:16,150 --> 01:45:17,460
Vod.... Vodka!
834
01:45:17,460 --> 01:45:18,820
Noooo!
835
01:45:18,820 --> 01:45:20,370
What?
836
01:45:20,370 --> 01:45:22,370
And the sad part is that I ate a lot of pizza
837
01:45:22,370 --> 01:45:24,370
earlier so I don't feel it...
838
01:45:24,370 --> 01:45:26,370
but I'm hoping in about 30 minutes....
839
01:48:45,640 --> 01:48:47,420
Dexter!
840
01:48:49,130 --> 01:48:51,260
[Laughs in Xzadfor]
841
01:48:51,260 --> 01:48:53,260
Whoop Whoop!
842
01:49:12,130 --> 01:49:13,880
Oh yeah, it's your birthday, isn't it?
843
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:15,880
Happy Birthday, Ruby!
844
01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:23,080
Everybody sing for Ruby, 1, 2, 3,
845
01:49:23,080 --> 01:49:26,620
Happy Birthday to you
846
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:30,220
Happy Birthday to you
847
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:34,680
Happy Birthday, dear Ruby,
848
01:49:34,930 --> 01:49:39,370
Happy Birthday to you!
849
01:50:29,860 --> 01:50:31,440
I saw you in Europe.
850
01:50:31,440 --> 01:50:32,200
You saw me in Europe?
851
01:50:32,200 --> 01:50:32,570
Yeah.
852
01:50:32,570 --> 01:50:33,950
Oh you did saw me in Europe!
853
01:50:33,950 --> 01:50:35,220
Yeah, I did see you in Europe.
854
01:50:35,220 --> 01:50:37,220
You done did see me in Europe!
855
01:50:38,330 --> 01:50:41,000
Then you saw the raccoon!
856
01:50:41,350 --> 01:50:44,260
The most beautiful raccoon that ever there was!
857
01:50:44,260 --> 01:50:46,260
[screams in raccoon]
858
01:50:46,510 --> 01:50:49,080
Listen to his voice!
859
01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:51,970
*screams*
860
01:50:54,060 --> 01:50:56,730
It's music to my earbuds!
861
01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:11,570
Oh my god I'm so happy!
862
01:51:11,570 --> 01:51:13,020
Was it what you were hoping for?
863
01:51:13,020 --> 01:51:15,020
Yes, I've been a huge fan of
864
01:51:15,080 --> 01:51:16,570
I.C.P. for a long time!
865
01:51:16,570 --> 01:51:18,260
It was great!
866
01:51:18,260 --> 01:51:20,260
Nice!
867
01:52:03,840 --> 01:52:06,240
What kind of cat are you?
868
01:52:06,680 --> 01:52:08,370
One that does this:
869
01:52:09,510 --> 01:52:10,570
Oh, okay.
870
01:52:17,800 --> 01:52:19,730
Meeeeeeoooow!
871
01:52:21,550 --> 01:52:23,950
Alright, no more cameras, interview's over.
872
01:52:24,330 --> 01:52:25,080
Goodbye.
873
01:52:25,080 --> 01:52:26,420
No, sorry.
874
01:52:26,730 --> 01:52:28,200
Can we put these cameras out of my face
875
01:52:28,200 --> 01:52:29,530
I can't... no, no, just no.
876
01:52:29,530 --> 01:52:31,930
I'm doing an unpermissioned touch.
877
01:52:31,930 --> 01:52:32,680
No!
878
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:34,680
Unpermissioned touch.
879
01:52:36,970 --> 01:52:38,170
Get your hands
880
01:52:38,170 --> 01:52:38,880
out of my face!
881
01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:39,970
Gonna grab your hair, this is like
882
01:52:39,970 --> 01:52:41,970
half your hair...
883
01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:43,130
I just did my hair!
884
01:52:43,130 --> 01:52:43,860
It's one giant hair
885
01:52:43,860 --> 01:52:45,350
If you did your hair, you did all of it.
886
01:52:45,350 --> 01:52:46,910
Yeah, it's beautiful!
887
01:52:46,910 --> 01:52:47,750
It's like...
888
01:52:47,750 --> 01:52:49,170
Is the back okay?
889
01:52:49,170 --> 01:52:51,170
Yeah, yeah.
890
01:52:51,170 --> 01:52:53,170
Does it bounce?
891
01:53:18,510 --> 01:53:19,480
Hello!
892
01:53:19,480 --> 01:53:20,660
Don't, don't....
893
01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:22,660
It's my lost cat.
894
01:53:27,640 --> 01:53:29,370
You need to find your own princess,
895
01:53:29,370 --> 01:53:30,400
don't worry about a cat.
896
01:53:30,600 --> 01:53:32,640
For some easy payments of just
897
01:53:39,640 --> 01:53:42,440
599.95, you too can own...
898
01:53:42,440 --> 01:53:44,440
this lovely...
899
01:53:44,620 --> 01:53:46,950
one-piece-fox!
900
01:53:47,570 --> 01:53:50,000
Just send a self-adressed envelope to
901
01:53:51,530 --> 01:53:53,770
Foxes'R'Us!
902
01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:05,730
He was going 70mph!
903
01:58:05,730 --> 01:58:06,930
And waving his sword around.
904
01:58:07,020 --> 01:58:08,440
He's got a pirate hat.
905
01:58:08,440 --> 01:58:10,440
He's guilty!
906
01:58:12,820 --> 01:58:14,910
Lock him up.
907
01:58:18,040 --> 01:58:21,080
Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer!
908
01:58:21,330 --> 01:58:22,550
HAH?
909
01:58:23,420 --> 01:58:24,930
Wanna take my mugshot too?
910
01:58:24,930 --> 01:58:26,930
Go on, look at my face! Come on!
911
01:58:27,310 --> 01:58:29,110
Right here, right here, hah?
912
01:58:29,110 --> 01:58:31,110
You like that?
913
01:58:53,330 --> 01:58:56,060
Jokerfox here, hihihihi!
914
01:59:06,240 --> 01:59:07,860
Stay away!
915
01:59:08,800 --> 01:59:10,680
Oh dear!
916
01:59:10,840 --> 01:59:12,350
Aaaaah!
917
01:59:13,530 --> 01:59:14,640
Balooon!
918
01:59:14,710 --> 01:59:16,240
Magic!
919
01:59:18,220 --> 01:59:19,000
No?
920
01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:22,000
Have a smile, hihihi!
921
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:23,510
No?
922
01:59:23,510 --> 01:59:25,510
OK, good bye!
923
01:59:25,840 --> 01:59:27,420
I said Bye!
924
01:59:32,480 --> 01:59:33,480
Ow!
925
01:59:33,820 --> 01:59:36,970
OK, fine, come with me!
926
01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:39,060
Who are you?
927
01:59:39,310 --> 01:59:40,550
What's your name?
928
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:44,550
What?
929
01:59:44,550 --> 01:59:47,020
Want to say anything to the camera?
930
01:59:48,640 --> 01:59:50,400
Wanna do a trick?
931
01:59:50,530 --> 01:59:51,280
What?
932
01:59:51,280 --> 01:59:52,440
Show them a trick!
933
01:59:52,440 --> 01:59:53,350
What trick?
934
01:59:53,350 --> 01:59:55,350
Any trick!
935
02:00:01,910 --> 02:00:04,220
Bravo! Bravo!
936
02:00:04,510 --> 02:00:05,510
What's your name?
937
02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:06,660
Greg
938
02:00:08,330 --> 02:00:09,080
What was it?
939
02:00:09,080 --> 02:00:09,800
Greg!
940
02:00:09,800 --> 02:00:11,800
Gragon! Hihi!
941
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:13,260
Want to say anything?
942
02:00:13,260 --> 02:00:13,750
What?
943
02:00:13,750 --> 02:00:15,420
Want to say anything?
944
02:00:15,420 --> 02:00:17,420
Ugh, no, I don't know.
945
02:00:17,420 --> 02:00:19,420
Want to say anything?
946
02:00:22,370 --> 02:00:25,480
Hello from MFF 2018!
947
02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:28,310
Now, who wants to do a trick?
948
02:00:28,880 --> 02:00:29,640
Sure!
949
02:00:29,640 --> 02:00:30,680
Yes!
950
02:00:30,680 --> 02:00:31,860
What sort of trick?
951
02:00:31,860 --> 02:00:34,680
Any trick you want! Just show the cameras!
952
02:00:44,130 --> 02:00:46,510
What!! Hihi!
953
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:51,330
Heeheeheehee!
954
02:00:51,660 --> 02:00:54,000
Hey you, here here, let me try!
955
02:00:55,440 --> 02:00:57,310
Yeah, ugh...
956
02:00:57,550 --> 02:00:58,480
What!
957
02:00:59,150 --> 02:01:00,950
Let me go again!
958
02:01:09,280 --> 02:01:10,770
Heeheeheeheehee!
959
02:01:11,480 --> 02:01:12,820
There we go!
960
02:01:13,370 --> 02:01:15,730
Please show us a trick!
961
02:01:16,710 --> 02:01:18,200
Any trick!
962
02:01:23,620 --> 02:01:25,640
My name is Batman.
963
02:01:25,640 --> 02:01:27,620
BATMAN?! Oooh!
964
02:01:29,150 --> 02:01:31,020
What's your name?
965
02:01:31,910 --> 02:01:33,910
There's a name right there!
966
02:01:34,310 --> 02:01:36,440
Please show us a little trick!
967
02:01:41,220 --> 02:01:43,240
Ooooh!
968
02:01:43,240 --> 02:01:45,240
That's amazing!
969
02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:47,310
How's it going?
970
02:01:48,710 --> 02:01:51,280
Do you have a trick to show the people?
971
02:01:51,280 --> 02:01:52,530
I have zero tricks,
972
02:01:52,530 --> 02:01:54,530
I'm not very good at...
973
02:01:54,530 --> 02:01:56,040
A little trick, come on,
974
02:01:56,040 --> 02:01:57,400
show a trick! Here's a balloon!
975
02:01:58,040 --> 02:01:59,820
What am I supposed to do with that?
976
02:01:59,820 --> 02:02:00,730
Anything!
977
02:02:00,730 --> 02:02:02,730
Anything?
978
02:02:03,970 --> 02:02:05,750
Tadaaah!
979
02:02:11,460 --> 02:02:13,950
You, Sir, are a...
980
02:02:17,130 --> 02:02:20,020
Oh no, I tried, hold on. He is a....
981
02:02:22,840 --> 02:02:25,350
Get out of my way!
982
02:02:30,280 --> 02:02:33,660
I think that wraps up for me, I hope you had fun!
983
02:02:33,660 --> 02:02:36,020
And make sure to come back to MFF
984
02:02:36,020 --> 02:02:38,020
next year, okay?
985
02:02:38,260 --> 02:02:40,680
Good! Hee hee hee!
986
02:02:43,620 --> 02:02:44,970
Hello darling,
987
02:02:44,970 --> 02:02:47,330
Hello! Welcome to MFF
988
02:02:47,330 --> 02:02:49,330
it's a lovely day today,
989
02:02:49,330 --> 02:02:51,330
not too hot, not too cold.
990
02:02:51,680 --> 02:02:52,910
Albeit a bit cold for me
991
02:02:52,910 --> 02:02:54,350
because I come from a land where
992
02:02:54,350 --> 02:02:56,350
the weather never really changes from rain.
993
02:02:56,350 --> 02:02:58,060
But you know...
994
02:02:58,060 --> 02:03:00,060
Uuuugh, anyway!
995
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:06,550
Goodbye.
996
02:03:08,510 --> 02:03:11,240
It doesn't matter, he's gonna follow me...
997
02:03:13,240 --> 02:03:15,040
You'd follow us back to the room
998
02:03:15,040 --> 02:03:16,950
if we don't at least pretend to entertain you.
999
02:03:16,950 --> 02:03:18,080
Do you have a fursuit?
1000
02:03:18,080 --> 02:03:18,770
No.
1001
02:03:18,770 --> 02:03:19,840
Okay, then not.
1002
02:03:20,260 --> 02:03:21,840
Cutie, wait!
1003
02:03:22,970 --> 02:03:24,240
He's listening to that word.
1004
02:03:24,240 --> 02:03:25,950
I called you cutie and you...
1005
02:03:27,040 --> 02:03:28,110
I'm not cute.
1006
02:03:29,800 --> 02:03:31,770
I got him earlier because I was trying to take his
1007
02:03:31,770 --> 02:03:33,770
sign, and I was telling him, "you're not allowed
1008
02:03:33,770 --> 02:03:35,770
to lie on my con floor". And he says:
1009
02:03:35,770 --> 02:03:36,910
"Yes, I can!"
1010
02:03:36,910 --> 02:03:38,910
So he admits, this is a lie.
1011
02:03:38,910 --> 02:03:40,260
You're cuuuuute!
1012
02:03:40,260 --> 02:03:41,800
Nooooooooo!
1013
02:03:41,800 --> 02:03:43,800
Yes, you're cute!
1014
02:03:46,170 --> 02:03:47,880
You're touching my not.
1015
02:03:51,150 --> 02:03:52,200
Oh boy!
1016
02:03:52,200 --> 02:03:54,200
I'm touching his not!
1017
02:04:20,840 --> 02:04:22,820
I should be eating you.
1018
02:04:23,080 --> 02:04:25,220
You're my dinner.
1019
02:04:44,310 --> 02:04:45,860
It's not yours!
1020
02:04:45,860 --> 02:04:47,860
No, bad! Bad!
1021
02:05:24,220 --> 02:05:25,350
Stealer of chicken!
1022
02:05:25,350 --> 02:05:27,350
Run away, run away!
1023
02:06:11,840 --> 02:06:14,280
Where did you come from?
1024
02:06:19,640 --> 02:06:21,400
This one, yes!
1025
02:06:21,400 --> 02:06:23,400
Furry Migration baby!
1026
02:06:27,480 --> 02:06:29,110
Look at you!
1027
02:06:29,110 --> 02:06:31,110
Look at me, not at him!
1028
02:06:31,110 --> 02:06:33,110
Look at me! Look at me!
1029
02:06:33,110 --> 02:06:35,110
[3 cameraman yelling]
1030
02:06:55,800 --> 02:06:58,190
You found the real camera! Thank you!
1031
02:07:17,130 --> 02:07:19,860
Greetings from MFF!
1032
02:07:19,860 --> 02:07:20,950
From the Netherlands!
1033
02:07:20,950 --> 02:07:22,240
We came all the way over here,
1034
02:07:22,240 --> 02:07:24,240
8000km just to hang out
1035
02:07:24,240 --> 02:07:26,240
with the European furries!
1036
02:10:41,310 --> 02:10:43,280
Midwest Furfest!
1037
02:10:50,000 --> 02:10:51,260
Oh god, good times,
1038
02:10:51,260 --> 02:10:53,260
Unfortunately we are done
1039
02:10:53,260 --> 02:10:55,260
for the night!
1040
02:10:55,260 --> 02:10:57,260
I know!
1041
02:11:00,020 --> 02:11:01,880
Thank you so much everyone
1042
02:11:01,880 --> 02:11:05,220
you guys are absolutely increcible!
1043
02:11:13,040 --> 02:11:14,440
They pull off the Reese's
1044
02:11:14,440 --> 02:11:16,800
for the American sized Reese's cup
1045
02:11:16,800 --> 02:11:18,040
Wow
1046
02:11:18,040 --> 02:11:20,750
What is this, the normal bakeries....
1047
02:11:20,750 --> 02:11:22,750
I thought that's a bag of Reese's cups, no,
1048
02:11:22,750 --> 02:11:24,750
Oh no, this is the American
1049
02:11:24,750 --> 02:11:26,750
style Reese's cup!
1050
02:11:27,130 --> 02:11:29,260
That's the most American thing!
1051
02:11:29,660 --> 02:11:32,220
We are going to build a wall around this!
1052
02:11:32,220 --> 02:11:34,220
And Reese's is going to pay for it!
1053
02:11:34,220 --> 02:11:36,220
[horrible singing]
1054
02:11:41,080 --> 02:11:45,510
This is not Eighties music the way I remember it!
1055
02:11:47,680 --> 02:11:50,110
I remember it as epic music that
1056
02:11:50,110 --> 02:11:52,110
has heart and soul!
1057
02:12:09,550 --> 02:12:11,820
Hi, we're collecting for Sit Stay Read,
1058
02:12:11,820 --> 02:12:13,820
This is Lola Sunshine,
1059
02:12:13,820 --> 02:12:15,820
She's a certified
1060
02:12:15,820 --> 02:12:17,820
reading-assistance dog with
1061
02:12:17,820 --> 02:12:19,640
Sit Stay Read, we work for
1062
02:12:19,640 --> 02:12:22,020
literacy, and Lola is collecting
1063
02:12:22,020 --> 02:12:24,020
donations!
1064
02:12:50,680 --> 02:12:52,440
Handstand!
1065
02:13:03,080 --> 02:13:04,440
He's so shy,
1066
02:13:04,440 --> 02:13:06,440
I know he wants a hug!
1067
02:13:06,750 --> 02:13:08,680
He really wants a hug!
1068
02:13:17,860 --> 02:13:20,510
These logistics people all look the same!
1069
02:13:23,620 --> 02:13:25,930
Don't ask, I lost a bet.
1070
02:13:26,330 --> 02:13:27,930
Yeah, I know. I lost a bet.
1071
02:13:29,570 --> 02:13:31,260
I gotta be a bunny.
1072
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:34,110
So you have an
1073
02:13:34,110 --> 02:13:35,640
accent. Where are you from?
1074
02:13:35,640 --> 02:13:36,620
Germany.
1075
02:13:36,620 --> 02:13:38,620
Oh, I did NAZI that coming!
1076
02:13:42,620 --> 02:13:44,510
These Germans
1077
02:13:44,510 --> 02:13:46,510
tie their shows in little knazies.
1078
02:13:47,200 --> 02:13:48,280
Hahaaaah!
1079
02:15:08,220 --> 02:15:10,260
An angry rat!
1080
02:15:10,880 --> 02:15:12,660
It's an angry daddy rat!
1081
02:15:15,600 --> 02:15:16,750
Oh god!
1082
02:15:16,930 --> 02:15:18,330
Don't get his camera!
1083
02:15:18,330 --> 02:15:20,330
The other cameras are CNN!
1084
02:15:20,330 --> 02:15:22,020
Those are fake news!
1085
02:15:22,020 --> 02:15:22,880
Fake mews!
1086
02:15:22,880 --> 02:15:24,880
This is fake news,
1087
02:15:24,880 --> 02:15:25,570
Fake mews!
1088
02:15:25,570 --> 02:15:26,710
No, fake news!
1089
02:15:26,710 --> 02:15:28,710
M-E-W-S! Mews!
1090
02:15:30,460 --> 02:15:32,970
This guy over here is totally fake!
1091
02:15:33,370 --> 02:15:35,280
He's fake news too!
1092
02:15:35,280 --> 02:15:37,280
You got a camera that looks like it's worth
1093
02:15:37,280 --> 02:15:39,280
about 10 fursuits!
1094
02:15:39,770 --> 02:15:41,660
Everything's fursuits now.
1095
02:15:42,310 --> 02:15:43,620
I'm sure you mean one fursuit!
1096
02:15:43,620 --> 02:15:45,620
Fursuits are a currency.
1097
02:15:45,770 --> 02:15:47,040
So much love for me!
1098
02:15:47,060 --> 02:15:48,440
Nice, it's like a door knocker
1099
02:15:48,440 --> 02:15:49,550
like "is there anyone home?
1100
02:15:49,550 --> 02:15:51,550
No, there's no heart there!"
1101
02:15:51,550 --> 02:15:53,550
I know, a big block!
1102
02:15:54,660 --> 02:15:55,970
What's going on down here?
1103
02:15:55,970 --> 02:15:57,370
What, here?
1104
02:15:59,170 --> 02:16:01,460
You really wanna know?
1105
02:16:01,460 --> 02:16:03,080
Yeah, yah.
1106
02:16:03,080 --> 02:16:05,080
I'm not.... oh, let...
1107
02:16:05,080 --> 02:16:07,420
Let's shoot the same from all sides!
1108
02:16:09,460 --> 02:16:10,660
Got an injury?
1109
02:16:10,660 --> 02:16:12,970
This is the first multi angle crotch-shot
1110
02:16:12,970 --> 02:16:13,820
of the furry fandom.
1111
02:16:14,480 --> 02:16:15,880
Whoooo!
1112
02:16:18,240 --> 02:16:20,060
They broke it!
1113
02:16:20,620 --> 02:16:22,110
Because you're cute, yeah!
1114
02:16:22,110 --> 02:16:23,020
No, I'm not!
1115
02:16:23,020 --> 02:16:23,950
Yes, you are!
1116
02:16:23,950 --> 02:16:24,660
Adorable!
1117
02:16:24,660 --> 02:16:26,660
It's been vandalized!
1118
02:16:26,820 --> 02:16:29,080
You're not cute, you're adorable. How about that?
1119
02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:30,620
It's been vandalized.
1120
02:16:30,620 --> 02:16:32,620
Do you wanna say that you ARE food?
1121
02:16:33,020 --> 02:16:34,040
No.
1122
02:16:34,040 --> 02:16:36,040
No?
1123
02:16:51,200 --> 02:16:52,930
I'm gonna put you next to Alkali so we can have
1124
02:16:52,930 --> 02:16:54,570
A-lkali and B-kali!
1125
02:16:54,570 --> 02:16:56,240
Yes.
1126
02:16:56,240 --> 02:16:58,240
He rubbed off on me.
1127
02:16:58,240 --> 02:17:00,240
He's bad influence.
1128
02:17:03,130 --> 02:17:04,640
Bright light!
1129
02:17:04,640 --> 02:17:05,480
Like bright!
1130
02:17:05,480 --> 02:17:07,480
Oh god!
1131
02:17:08,750 --> 02:17:10,750
Now I know what a deer feels like!
1132
02:17:11,770 --> 02:17:12,860
Aaaah!
1133
02:17:12,860 --> 02:17:14,860
I'm blind! I'm blind!
1134
02:17:32,770 --> 02:17:35,060
Now you're making me shy.
1135
02:17:35,950 --> 02:17:36,730
Why?
1136
02:17:36,730 --> 02:17:38,730
Because it's a camera!
1137
02:17:50,910 --> 02:17:51,970
I'm hiding!
1138
02:17:51,970 --> 02:17:53,970
Oh no! Quick!
1139
02:17:59,200 --> 02:17:59,910
There you are!
1140
02:17:59,910 --> 02:18:01,400
Okay, you won!
1141
02:18:02,950 --> 02:18:04,310
Can you give me cookies?
1142
02:18:04,310 --> 02:18:05,460
I don't have cookies!
1143
02:18:05,460 --> 02:18:07,460
Oh.
1144
02:18:08,240 --> 02:18:09,440
Camera!
1145
02:18:09,440 --> 02:18:10,480
What should we do to the camera?
1146
02:18:10,480 --> 02:18:11,840
I don't know. What should we do?
1147
02:18:11,840 --> 02:18:13,840
We should boop it.
1148
02:18:21,110 --> 02:18:22,080
You're not shy anymore now.
1149
02:18:22,080 --> 02:18:24,080
I was getting my blow job!
1150
02:18:24,080 --> 02:18:24,570
A what?!
1151
02:18:24,570 --> 02:18:26,570
Oh god! By that!
1152
02:19:58,680 --> 02:19:59,910
A kitty!
1153
02:20:01,480 --> 02:20:02,400
Kitty.
1154
02:20:02,880 --> 02:20:04,200
Kitty!
1155
02:20:04,660 --> 02:20:06,000
Hi Kitty!
1156
02:20:06,530 --> 02:20:07,480
Hi Kitty!
1157
02:20:07,750 --> 02:20:09,440
Hi! HI!
1158
02:20:10,110 --> 02:20:11,040
HI!
1159
02:20:11,040 --> 02:20:12,130
Orange kitty.
1160
02:20:12,280 --> 02:20:13,660
Nuuuuh.
1161
02:20:14,200 --> 02:20:15,440
Kitty.
1162
02:20:16,970 --> 02:20:18,510
Kitty.
1163
02:20:22,600 --> 02:20:24,200
Hey! Hi!
1164
02:20:24,200 --> 02:20:26,200
You have stumbled across the White Wolf
1165
02:20:26,200 --> 02:20:27,220
photo shoot.
1166
02:20:27,220 --> 02:20:29,220
All three of us are here
1167
02:20:29,220 --> 02:20:31,220
taking pictures at MFF
1168
02:20:31,220 --> 02:20:33,220
That's it. There's other ones but
1169
02:20:33,220 --> 02:20:35,220
there is a very small amount of White Wolf suits
1170
02:20:35,220 --> 02:20:37,220
You gotta fix this next year
1171
02:20:37,220 --> 02:20:39,220
Alright? Anyone with a White Wolf suit, you gotta
1172
02:20:39,220 --> 02:20:40,860
come down here alright?
1173
02:20:40,860 --> 02:20:42,860
Get your picture taken and show
1174
02:20:42,860 --> 02:20:44,530
Gotta represent man, gotta represent
1175
02:20:44,530 --> 02:20:46,530
the White Wolves. Yeah. Come on.
1176
02:20:46,530 --> 02:20:48,530
She makes some frigging awesome suits!
1177
02:20:48,530 --> 02:20:50,530
Look at these gorgeous suits made by your
1178
02:20:50,530 --> 02:20:52,530
White Wolf. Look at these.
1179
02:20:53,420 --> 02:20:55,970
Very nice!
1180
02:20:56,970 --> 02:20:58,620
I came here for the sandwich.
1181
02:20:58,620 --> 02:21:00,220
I got nothing.
1182
02:21:00,220 --> 02:21:02,220
MIIIINE!
1183
02:21:02,400 --> 02:21:03,680
AAaaaah!
1184
02:21:07,220 --> 02:21:09,200
We're starving! Please!!
1185
02:21:09,200 --> 02:21:11,200
The food is so expensive here
1186
02:21:11,200 --> 02:21:13,000
at MFF, the hotel charges you
1187
02:21:13,000 --> 02:21:15,000
$10 for a cheese burger!
1188
02:21:15,000 --> 02:21:17,000
We have to make our own plushie sandwiches
1189
02:21:17,000 --> 02:21:19,000
to eat, there's nothing else to eat in here!
1190
02:21:19,350 --> 02:21:20,950
We are starving to death!
1191
02:21:20,950 --> 02:21:22,950
Please send help and food here!
1192
02:21:24,200 --> 02:21:25,480
Eh...
1193
02:21:25,600 --> 02:21:26,930
Yeah!
1194
02:21:32,620 --> 02:21:35,080
Look at all this stuff
1195
02:21:35,080 --> 02:21:37,080
that is scattered about here! There are
1196
02:21:37,080 --> 02:21:39,370
so many things, NOT to do at MFF
1197
02:21:39,370 --> 02:21:41,370
Things that you not pertain at MFF is
1198
02:21:41,370 --> 02:21:43,370
scattered about. Commercials everywhere.
1199
02:21:43,370 --> 02:21:45,370
You wanna go here?
1200
02:21:45,370 --> 02:21:47,370
You gotta go here! You wanna go here?
1201
02:21:47,370 --> 02:21:49,570
You gotta go here too.
1202
02:21:49,570 --> 02:21:51,570
You have your whole schedule
1203
02:21:51,570 --> 02:21:53,570
right here on
1204
02:21:53,570 --> 02:21:54,660
this nice table.
1205
02:21:54,660 --> 02:21:56,660
There's postcards, people,
1206
02:21:56,660 --> 02:21:58,660
a postcard you can mail to your mom and dad
1207
02:21:58,660 --> 02:22:00,660
for them to get upset. Look at that!
1208
02:22:00,660 --> 02:22:02,660
There is so much stuff you can do.
1209
02:22:05,730 --> 02:22:06,770
You need a clip?
1210
02:22:06,770 --> 02:22:07,820
Do the thing: Take the clip off,
1211
02:22:07,820 --> 02:22:09,820
and throw that in the garbage.You got a nice clip there, man.
1212
02:22:10,080 --> 02:22:11,480
Come on guys, check out this table
1213
02:22:11,480 --> 02:22:12,950
here at MFF!
1214
02:22:12,950 --> 02:22:14,950
This used to be a pool!
1215
02:22:15,170 --> 02:22:17,330
They had a gorgeous pool here under this
1216
02:22:17,330 --> 02:22:19,330
glorious dome. You know what they
1217
02:22:19,330 --> 02:22:21,330
did? They ripped it out and put a stair case.
1218
02:22:21,640 --> 02:22:23,330
Like this place needs more stairs,
1219
02:22:23,330 --> 02:22:25,330
come on! We need a really
1220
02:22:25,330 --> 02:22:27,330
swanky pool, fellas!
1221
02:22:27,330 --> 02:22:29,330
And no, they give us STAIRS!
1222
02:22:29,330 --> 02:22:30,460
Now I have nowhere to swim!
1223
02:22:31,370 --> 02:22:33,020
You can try swimming in the stairs, I don't know,
1224
02:22:33,020 --> 02:22:34,460
they won't be good tho.
1225
02:22:34,460 --> 02:22:36,460
I saw someone trying to do that earlier
1226
02:22:36,460 --> 02:22:37,770
and they did not....
1227
02:22:37,770 --> 02:22:39,770
They drowned on the stairs!
1228
02:23:50,060 --> 02:23:51,310
Sponsors are behind me!
1229
02:23:52,200 --> 02:23:54,040
Attendees are behind the person in...
1230
02:23:54,040 --> 02:23:56,040
So I guess they are over there.
1231
02:23:56,600 --> 02:23:58,600
We're gonna make this line extra wide,
1232
02:23:58,600 --> 02:24:00,600
if we did it as one person line they'd get
1233
02:24:00,600 --> 02:24:02,600
outside the hotel, we do not want anyone
1234
02:24:02,600 --> 02:24:04,600
standing in the rain! We also don't want the line
1235
02:24:04,600 --> 02:24:06,600
go upstairs.
1236
02:24:23,080 --> 02:24:24,600
Hey Mom, don't.... eehh...
1237
02:24:25,260 --> 02:24:27,440
I'm on the loose, don't worry!
1238
02:24:28,770 --> 02:24:30,040
Bork.
1239
02:24:30,260 --> 02:24:31,330
Bork!
1240
02:24:31,930 --> 02:24:32,880
Bark!
1241
02:24:33,040 --> 02:24:33,660
Bark!
1242
02:24:33,660 --> 02:24:34,280
Awoo!
1243
02:24:34,280 --> 02:24:35,280
Awwwwoooo!
1244
02:24:35,510 --> 02:24:38,460
Illegal! Gotcha. $350 please.
1245
02:24:38,530 --> 02:24:40,060
Oh god, I got a camera.
1246
02:24:43,970 --> 02:24:46,440
Who got to see the Fursuit Games?
1247
02:24:46,800 --> 02:24:47,910
Hey, you survived!
1248
02:24:47,910 --> 02:24:48,510
Yeah!
1249
02:24:48,510 --> 02:24:49,440
What did you think?
1250
02:24:49,440 --> 02:24:51,680
I loved it, this is so much fun!
1251
02:24:51,680 --> 02:24:52,660
Would you come back?
1252
02:24:52,660 --> 02:24:54,660
Yeah, I'd love to!
1253
02:24:54,660 --> 02:24:55,480
It's a very fun time!
1254
02:24:55,480 --> 02:24:56,480
You had a really good time?
1255
02:24:56,480 --> 02:24:59,480
It was my first time at a furry convention ever.
1256
02:24:59,480 --> 02:25:01,150
Everyone was incredibly nice, it was
1257
02:25:01,150 --> 02:25:03,150
It was one of my most positive con experiences
1258
02:25:03,150 --> 02:25:05,150
I've ever had.
1259
02:25:05,950 --> 02:25:07,020
It's the end!
1260
02:25:07,020 --> 02:25:09,020
It is!
1261
02:25:09,020 --> 02:25:11,020
What are you guys doing right after the con?
1262
02:25:11,020 --> 02:25:12,710
You're gonna go on vacation?
1263
02:25:12,710 --> 02:25:14,710
I'm getting married in two weeks!
1264
02:25:15,620 --> 02:25:17,370
I'm going to Hawaii, yes.
1265
02:25:17,530 --> 02:25:19,460
It's a good break!
1266
02:25:19,460 --> 02:25:20,860
That is many cameras!
1267
02:25:20,860 --> 02:25:22,170
I'm so excited!
1268
02:25:22,170 --> 02:25:24,170
I'm thrilled! I'm just happy to be
1269
02:25:24,170 --> 02:25:25,640
here!
1270
02:25:25,640 --> 02:25:27,370
You guys have done such a fantastic job,
1271
02:25:27,370 --> 02:25:28,280
I'm so happy!
1272
02:25:28,280 --> 02:25:30,000
Have you ever turned the cameras on yourself?
1273
02:25:30,000 --> 02:25:30,640
All the time.
1274
02:25:30,640 --> 02:25:32,640
All the time?
1275
02:25:32,640 --> 02:25:34,640
Basically, it's like this whole mirror effect.
1276
02:25:34,640 --> 02:25:36,640
Hey guys, how are you doing?
1277
02:25:36,640 --> 02:25:38,640
I couldn't be happier with how everything has gone.
1278
02:25:38,640 --> 02:25:39,600
I really could not.
1279
02:25:39,600 --> 02:25:41,170
I could not either. I'm absolutely
1280
02:25:41,170 --> 02:25:43,170
in awe, we had so many people
1281
02:25:43,170 --> 02:25:45,170
express so much excitement
1282
02:25:45,170 --> 02:25:46,480
over this weekend, it's...
1283
02:25:46,480 --> 02:25:48,480
Collectively, guys, we've set a new
1284
02:25:48,480 --> 02:25:50,480
bar and I'm just stoked about it.
1285
02:25:50,480 --> 02:25:50,910
Go us, I like the bar!
bar and I'm just stoked about it.
1286
02:25:50,910 --> 02:25:52,480
Go us, I like the bar!
1287
02:25:52,480 --> 02:25:54,480
We can say "Go us" at least
1288
02:25:54,480 --> 02:25:55,400
once, right?
1289
02:25:55,400 --> 02:25:57,400
Welcome to the 2018
1290
02:25:57,400 --> 02:25:59,400
Midwest Furfest Closing
1291
02:25:59,400 --> 02:26:01,400
Ceremonies!
1292
02:26:02,240 --> 02:26:03,400
[no mike] I want to thank you all for...
1293
02:26:03,400 --> 02:26:05,400
attending.... there we go, yeah!
1294
02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:08,200
Alright!
1295
02:26:08,200 --> 02:26:10,200
Now I don't have to hold this thing up,
1296
02:26:10,930 --> 02:26:13,110
Thank you again, Tiller, for that amazing introduction
1297
02:26:13,110 --> 02:26:15,110
and thank you to Woody and the
1298
02:26:15,110 --> 02:26:17,110
social media team that put together that
1299
02:26:17,110 --> 02:26:19,110
wonderful video that highlights the hard
1300
02:26:19,110 --> 02:26:21,110
work that all of our staff
1301
02:26:21,110 --> 02:26:22,280
members put on.
1302
02:26:22,280 --> 02:26:24,950
We had a really generous donation from Fuzzy Logic
1303
02:26:24,950 --> 02:26:26,950
Escape Room, thank you guys
1304
02:26:26,950 --> 02:26:28,950
for setting
1305
02:26:28,950 --> 02:26:30,950
up and giving us a lot of entertainment
1306
02:26:30,950 --> 02:26:32,950
They gave $1000.
1307
02:26:36,020 --> 02:26:38,480
This figure just floors me. This is
1308
02:26:38,480 --> 02:26:41,110
just the money that kind of like this
1309
02:26:41,370 --> 02:26:44,460
sort of flies in and goes into
1310
02:26:44,460 --> 02:26:46,460
a little tip jar at the
1311
02:26:46,460 --> 02:26:48,460
table. It wasn't a little tip jar because
1312
02:26:53,200 --> 02:26:54,420
Clean up!
1313
02:26:56,000 --> 02:26:57,510
Cleanup on aisle MFF!
1314
02:26:57,510 --> 02:26:59,510
Please wait!
1315
02:27:01,330 --> 02:27:04,020
The tip jar. A jar
1316
02:27:04,020 --> 02:27:06,020
raised $9620.
1317
02:27:10,950 --> 02:27:12,400
I've been told to do a lot of things.
1318
02:27:12,400 --> 02:27:14,400
"Open the rabbit" is not one of them.
1319
02:27:15,710 --> 02:27:18,370
How do I open the rabbit?
1320
02:27:18,570 --> 02:27:21,570
*sings* Open the rabbit, open the rabbit....
1321
02:27:21,570 --> 02:27:23,570
Do you feel violated by this?
1322
02:27:24,970 --> 02:27:27,000
I don't like what I'm seeing but there's money.
1323
02:27:27,000 --> 02:27:29,000
Everybody, we got smarties!
1324
02:27:34,260 --> 02:27:36,840
We have decided to give
1325
02:27:36,840 --> 02:27:38,840
an additional
1326
02:27:39,510 --> 02:27:42,040
$50'000!
1327
02:27:48,800 --> 02:27:51,130
Who has been in Con Suite
1328
02:27:51,130 --> 02:27:53,550
this weekend? Give me a round of applause.
1329
02:27:54,350 --> 02:27:56,220
Did you guys enjoy Con Suite?
1330
02:27:56,220 --> 02:27:58,220
If you went to Con Suite you might have
1331
02:27:58,220 --> 02:28:00,220
noticed the bane of my
1332
02:28:00,220 --> 02:28:02,000
existence: The Soda machine!
1333
02:28:02,000 --> 02:28:04,000
You remember that thing?
1334
02:28:04,950 --> 02:28:06,640
It's still alive!
1335
02:28:08,000 --> 02:28:09,950
It's like a vampire, it has no
1336
02:28:09,950 --> 02:28:11,950
soul and no reflection.
1337
02:28:13,420 --> 02:28:15,420
But what it does have on there
1338
02:28:15,420 --> 02:28:17,420
are a bunch of wonderful
1339
02:28:17,420 --> 02:28:19,910
pictures of staff members.
1340
02:28:19,910 --> 02:28:22,860
And they're all set for 2019,
1341
02:28:22,860 --> 02:28:25,750
but it turns out they're short by one.
1342
02:28:26,730 --> 02:28:29,170
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to auction off
1343
02:28:29,170 --> 02:28:31,060
the opportunity to get your
1344
02:28:31,060 --> 02:28:33,060
fursona on the most evil
1345
02:28:33,060 --> 02:28:35,530
soda machine on the planet!
1346
02:28:36,420 --> 02:28:38,860
And we're gonna start this auction of at:
1347
02:28:38,860 --> 02:28:39,950
The first....
1348
02:28:39,950 --> 02:28:41,950
The person who just yelled 500 at
1349
02:28:41,950 --> 02:28:43,950
me, I guess that's where we're going to start
1350
02:28:43,950 --> 02:28:45,950
off....
1351
02:28:45,950 --> 02:28:47,950
550 over here in the front...
1352
02:28:49,040 --> 02:28:50,840
That's just a swearword but
1353
02:28:50,840 --> 02:28:52,840
thank you.... 700!
1354
02:28:53,040 --> 02:28:55,040
We have $700
1355
02:28:55,460 --> 02:28:56,840
750!
1356
02:28:56,840 --> 02:28:58,840
We have 750!
1357
02:28:59,910 --> 02:29:01,710
going once....
1358
02:29:02,240 --> 02:29:03,860
800?
1359
02:29:04,200 --> 02:29:06,730
We have 800 in the back over there!
1360
02:29:07,260 --> 02:29:09,620
What do we got?
1361
02:29:10,820 --> 02:29:12,040
Yell it!
1362
02:29:12,130 --> 02:29:13,640
900 over here!
1363
02:29:13,640 --> 02:29:15,640
$1000!!!!
1364
02:29:18,710 --> 02:29:20,310
We've got 1100 over here!
1365
02:29:22,110 --> 02:29:24,150
1100 going once...
1366
02:29:25,110 --> 02:29:26,680
1500 over here, Alkali!
1367
02:29:26,680 --> 02:29:28,680
1500!
1368
02:29:28,680 --> 02:29:30,680
Over here, Alkali, look left!
1369
02:29:31,420 --> 02:29:32,480
You have....
1370
02:29:32,480 --> 02:29:34,200
How'd you find him?
1371
02:29:34,200 --> 02:29:36,200
Stay there! 1500
1372
02:29:36,200 --> 02:29:38,200
going once....
1373
02:29:38,860 --> 02:29:42,730
1500 going twice
1374
02:29:43,460 --> 02:29:46,400
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
1375
02:29:59,800 --> 02:30:02,240
Ladies and Gentlemen, let's show them
1376
02:30:02,240 --> 02:30:04,110
how we close out a convention.
1377
02:30:04,110 --> 02:30:06,110
That cue you were waiting for
1378
02:30:06,350 --> 02:30:08,040
is now!
1379
02:30:49,170 --> 02:30:51,710
Thank you to our crack finance team
1380
02:30:51,710 --> 02:30:53,710
who is having to count pennies
1381
02:30:53,710 --> 02:30:55,710
now.
1382
02:30:55,710 --> 02:30:57,710
Keep in mind, every donation you
1383
02:30:57,710 --> 02:30:59,710
make is another tear that this
1384
02:30:59,710 --> 02:31:01,710
dog cries.
1385
02:31:01,710 --> 02:31:03,710
Imma dance-fight you!
1386
02:31:03,710 --> 02:31:05,710
Let's go out front, let's do this!
1387
02:32:15,370 --> 02:32:20,170
We raised $92'790!
1388
02:32:33,440 --> 02:32:35,550
Thank you so much, here, have it!
1389
02:32:36,660 --> 02:32:38,570
I just wanna thank you from the bottom of my
1390
02:32:38,570 --> 02:32:40,570
heart and the 2500
1391
02:32:40,570 --> 02:32:42,570
students that we will serve this year and
1392
02:32:42,570 --> 02:32:44,570
in the next year, because of you.
1393
02:32:44,570 --> 02:32:46,570
So thank you and if any of you are ever in Chicago
1394
02:32:46,570 --> 02:32:48,570
you ever want to volunteer, we
1395
02:32:48,570 --> 02:32:50,570
need you, we love you, contact
1396
02:32:50,570 --> 02:32:52,110
us we'd love to see you again.
1397
02:32:52,110 --> 02:32:54,110
Thank you, you guys are amazing.
1398
02:32:54,110 --> 02:32:56,110
Thank you!
1399
02:32:56,110 --> 02:32:58,840
I want a moment about who Rama is:
1400
02:33:00,370 --> 02:33:01,750
HE hates me for this,
1401
02:33:01,750 --> 02:33:03,750
He will never forgive me, and I'm fine with that.
1402
02:33:04,220 --> 02:33:06,240
Do I...
1403
02:33:06,240 --> 02:33:07,420
...keep the mike to myself...
1404
02:33:07,420 --> 02:33:09,620
My voice is roached, you know that.
1405
02:33:09,620 --> 02:33:10,770
I mean, I love talking and all...
1406
02:33:12,350 --> 02:33:14,460
Rama is working tirelessly
1407
02:33:14,460 --> 02:33:16,280
all year long for this convention
1408
02:33:16,280 --> 02:33:17,640
probably doing that for another year
1409
02:33:17,640 --> 02:33:19,130
because he's brave and bold.
1410
02:33:19,130 --> 02:33:21,130
So I want us all to give a big round of applause for our con chair
1411
02:33:21,130 --> 02:33:23,130
Rama real quick.
1412
02:33:24,860 --> 02:33:26,280
Seriously, he works so hard,
1413
02:33:26,280 --> 02:33:27,200
keep it going!
1414
02:33:27,200 --> 02:33:29,200
It's amazing to see what this convention
1415
02:33:29,200 --> 02:33:31,200
has become over the past twenty
1416
02:33:31,200 --> 02:33:33,200
years. So....
1417
02:33:34,420 --> 02:33:36,280
How many of you went to artists alley /
1418
02:33:36,280 --> 02:33:38,680
artists marketplace? Show your hands.
1419
02:33:40,400 --> 02:33:43,950
In 2000, the entire convention
1420
02:33:43,950 --> 02:33:45,950
fit in that space.
1421
02:33:47,110 --> 02:33:48,840
We have more staff than we
1422
02:33:48,840 --> 02:33:50,840
had attendees the first year of MFF.
1423
02:33:52,880 --> 02:33:54,770
This year we put through more people
1424
02:33:54,770 --> 02:33:56,530
in one night of registration than
1425
02:33:56,530 --> 02:33:58,530
than attended the convention at all
1426
02:33:58,530 --> 02:34:00,530
last year.
1427
02:34:00,930 --> 02:34:04,110
So... we've grown
1428
02:34:04,110 --> 02:34:06,110
just a bit.
1429
02:34:06,770 --> 02:34:09,550
And we really want to celebrate it
1430
02:34:09,550 --> 02:34:11,550
so for next year, December
1431
02:34:11,550 --> 02:34:14,040
6th through December 8th,
1432
02:34:15,150 --> 02:34:17,150
Right back here at the Hyatt and
1433
02:34:17,150 --> 02:34:18,640
the convention center, we will be
1434
02:34:18,640 --> 02:34:20,640
celebrating 20 years of MFF and
1435
02:34:20,640 --> 02:34:22,640
we'll throw ourselves a birthday party!
1436
02:34:32,880 --> 02:34:35,000
So with that,
1437
02:34:35,000 --> 02:34:37,000
I wish you all a safe journey back
1438
02:34:37,000 --> 02:34:38,800
home and hope to
1439
02:34:38,800 --> 02:34:40,800
all see you back here next year,
1440
02:34:40,800 --> 02:34:42,620
December 6th, that's
1441
02:34:42,620 --> 02:34:44,620
Friday, not Monday,
1442
02:34:44,620 --> 02:34:46,620
please?
1443
02:34:46,620 --> 02:34:48,620
We love you all, seriously!
1444
02:34:48,620 --> 02:34:50,620
Thank you for attending, we hope to see you
1445
02:34:50,620 --> 02:34:52,620
next year at this time!
1446
02:37:14,660 --> 02:37:16,910
He's copying his boyfriend.
1447
02:37:18,620 --> 02:37:21,080
Beaufriend?
- His Beaufriend.
1448
02:37:27,860 --> 02:37:29,370
That's a bright light!
1449
02:37:29,370 --> 02:37:30,820
Yeah!
1450
02:37:30,820 --> 02:37:32,000
And you can't see shit!
1451
02:37:32,000 --> 02:37:34,000
But it's okay, it's okay!
1452
02:37:41,177 --> 02:37:43,111
Are you going to eat the camera?
1453
02:37:43,444 --> 02:37:45,244
I don't know what this tastes like.
1454
02:37:45,644 --> 02:37:47,400
You don't know what it tastes like?
1455
02:37:48,000 --> 02:37:49,111
Find out!
1456
02:37:58,044 --> 02:37:59,244
What are you learning?
1457
02:38:00,311 --> 02:38:02,088
Videography!
1458
02:38:02,688 --> 02:38:04,355
Why did the lights go out?
1459
02:38:04,733 --> 02:38:06,488
What happened to the lights?
1460
02:38:06,480 --> 02:38:08,666
Oh, they're back again, okay!
1461
02:38:08,666 --> 02:38:10,660
There's lights!
1462
02:38:11,044 --> 02:38:12,866
There's lights anywhere!
1463
02:38:12,860 --> 02:38:15,177
There's one there, and one there...
1464
02:38:15,177 --> 02:38:17,170
... and one there... and one there...
1465
02:38:19,400 --> 02:38:21,888
And a big one right there, it's like...
1466
02:38:24,400 --> 02:38:26,644
That's like almost 10 lights!
1467
02:38:26,640 --> 02:38:28,244
That's a lot of lights!
1468
02:38:28,244 --> 02:38:30,240
1, 2....
1469
02:38:31,022 --> 02:38:32,955
14....
1470
02:38:32,955 --> 02:38:34,950
Purple! Yeah, it's 14!
1471
02:38:35,866 --> 02:38:38,177
14 and a purple!
1472
02:38:38,755 --> 02:38:40,444
I mean, dogs are color blind.
1473
02:38:40,444 --> 02:38:42,440
But that's what I said: It's purple.
1474
02:38:42,911 --> 02:38:45,088
What if it's red?
1475
02:38:48,400 --> 02:38:50,111
What's a Red?
1476
02:39:46,755 --> 02:39:48,955
I don't think you're gonna get a drink.
1477
02:40:11,266 --> 02:40:12,800
I'm gonna bite your butt!
1478
02:40:17,755 --> 02:40:19,511
I'm safe.
1479
02:40:20,111 --> 02:40:21,000
Happy Hanukkah!
1480
02:40:21,000 --> 02:40:23,000
Noone can hurt me!
1481
02:40:37,911 --> 02:40:39,511
I win!
1482
02:40:39,955 --> 02:40:41,911
I can't really go anywhere else. Con's over!
1483
02:40:54,711 --> 02:40:56,666
Where's BBF?
1484
02:40:56,660 --> 02:40:57,955
Sleeping.
1485
02:40:57,955 --> 02:40:59,950
Oh, you're taking over his job?
1486
02:40:59,950 --> 02:41:01,950
Yes.
1487
02:41:03,111 --> 02:41:04,688
Tell him to wake up!
1488
02:41:04,688 --> 02:41:06,680
BBF is busy, as always.
1489
02:41:06,680 --> 02:41:07,555
Niiiice.
1490
02:41:07,550 --> 02:41:09,244
He's a busy dog.
1491
02:41:09,244 --> 02:41:11,240
Very busy.
1492
02:41:11,600 --> 02:41:14,088
BBF, I miss you! Wake up!
1493
02:41:14,755 --> 02:41:16,177
It's only Sunday!
1494
02:41:16,170 --> 02:41:17,888
We have more time!
1495
02:41:17,880 --> 02:41:19,600
Sunday!
1496
02:41:19,600 --> 02:41:21,600
Sunday is best day!
1497
02:41:21,600 --> 02:41:23,600
AaahhhaaaAAAaahhaa!
1498
02:41:24,777 --> 02:41:26,222
He's still there, isn't he?
1499
02:41:26,220 --> 02:41:27,644
Yes.
1500
02:41:27,640 --> 02:41:28,866
This is what you get.
1501
02:41:28,866 --> 02:41:30,860
No, this is what YOU get.
1502
02:41:44,022 --> 02:41:45,400
Right behind the ear!
1503
02:41:45,688 --> 02:41:48,111
Ooooh, behind the ear! Right there!
1504
02:41:48,688 --> 02:41:50,644
Right behind the ear!
1505
02:41:54,422 --> 02:41:56,155
I can do that but it won't help me because
1506
02:41:56,155 --> 02:41:58,150
he's still gonna see me.
1507
02:41:58,711 --> 02:42:00,266
I suppose, but at least it
1508
02:42:00,260 --> 02:42:01,444
makes for good comedy!
1509
02:42:01,444 --> 02:42:03,440
Eat shit!
1510
02:42:08,422 --> 02:42:10,600
You're such an ass!
1511
02:43:12,577 --> 02:43:14,555
Hell no! Go away!
1512
02:43:20,733 --> 02:43:21,933
Oh stop following...
1513
02:43:21,933 --> 02:43:23,930
Go with the people! Go!
1514
02:43:25,044 --> 02:43:27,244
You will stop eventually!
1515
02:43:41,400 --> 02:43:42,822
Shit! I can't deal with this!
1516
02:43:42,820 --> 02:43:44,400
I can't deal with this right now!
1517
02:43:44,400 --> 02:43:46,400
I need this! Really important!
1518
02:43:46,400 --> 02:43:48,133
I need this!
1519
02:43:48,555 --> 02:43:49,644
HAHA!!
1520
02:43:50,533 --> 02:43:52,266
It's mine now!
1521
02:43:53,400 --> 02:43:54,911
Ah, that's much better!
1522
02:43:55,177 --> 02:43:57,800
Aah, this is so satisfying!
1523
02:43:59,066 --> 02:44:01,288
Damn you!
1524
02:44:25,266 --> 02:44:26,977
You're adorable!
1525
02:44:27,933 --> 02:44:30,688
I'm scary!
1526
02:44:31,355 --> 02:44:32,822
I'm terrifying!
1527
02:44:32,822 --> 02:44:34,820
Rawwwr and stuff!
1528
02:44:36,288 --> 02:44:37,555
Rawr!
1529
02:45:41,955 --> 02:45:43,933
This is it. This is the finale.
1530
02:45:43,933 --> 02:45:45,930
My hair is a mess and...
1531
02:45:45,930 --> 02:45:47,066
we're ready to go.
1532
02:45:47,060 --> 02:45:50,977
I haven't got the energy to chase you away today so
1533
02:45:50,977 --> 02:45:52,970
As you can see....
1534
02:45:52,970 --> 02:45:54,970
right here...
1535
02:45:54,970 --> 02:45:56,488
This is where we were, and
1536
02:45:56,488 --> 02:45:58,480
this is what we're about to leave so...
1537
02:46:00,955 --> 02:46:03,311
This is a message to everyone that's about to leave:
1538
02:46:03,311 --> 02:46:05,310
Safe trip home, see
1539
02:46:05,310 --> 02:46:07,310
you all next year, and this
1540
02:46:07,310 --> 02:46:09,310
cameraman better get this camera out of
1541
02:46:09,310 --> 02:46:11,310
my face before I kick his teeth in.
1542
02:46:20,600 --> 02:46:23,577
It's over. MFF 2018 is over.
1543
02:46:23,570 --> 02:46:24,933
You had fun, I had fun,
1544
02:46:24,930 --> 02:46:26,800
we all had drinks,
1545
02:46:26,800 --> 02:46:28,800
we all partied...
1546
02:46:29,377 --> 02:46:31,066
and my hair is still a mess.
1547
02:46:32,000 --> 02:46:33,644
Can you help me open my box?
1548
02:46:33,733 --> 02:46:35,577
It's really locked tight and
1549
02:46:35,577 --> 02:46:37,570
I'm sure somebody could find the code somewhere.
1550
02:46:41,800 --> 02:46:44,777
I guess we're gonna need to find some help!
1551
02:46:44,770 --> 02:46:47,066
I hope everyone's been having a great con!
1552
02:46:47,060 --> 02:46:49,755
What do you guys think the code is?
1553
02:46:49,750 --> 02:46:50,422
999.
1554
02:46:50,422 --> 02:46:52,420
999? I don't know!
1555
02:46:53,177 --> 02:46:55,911
Might not open! Still locked!
1556
02:46:55,910 --> 02:46:56,644
111!
1557
02:46:56,644 --> 02:46:58,640
111?
1558
02:46:58,800 --> 02:46:59,977
Still locked!
1559
02:46:59,970 --> 02:47:02,111
0000!
1560
02:47:16,577 --> 02:47:18,400
See you later, alright?
1561
02:47:46,955 --> 02:47:49,088
Oh, it's my bat friend!
1562
02:47:50,466 --> 02:47:53,088
Of course you were fursuiting on Sunday.
1563
02:48:01,577 --> 02:48:03,088
Good to see you again!
1564
02:48:06,755 --> 02:48:08,733
Have a safe trip home!
1565
02:48:19,488 --> 02:48:20,688
We're not gay!
1566
02:48:20,680 --> 02:48:22,088
You're gay!
1567
02:48:22,088 --> 02:48:24,080
We're just cute!
1568
02:48:47,333 --> 02:48:49,955
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
1569
02:48:50,155 --> 02:48:51,266
Wah!
1570
02:48:51,377 --> 02:48:52,200
Wah!
1571
02:48:52,533 --> 02:48:55,400
*Wah!s the Smurfs theme*
1572
02:49:48,488 --> 02:49:50,822
So here we have Tillikum
1573
02:49:51,088 --> 02:49:52,820
One of the German furs that
1574
02:49:52,820 --> 02:49:55,577
....if I know the camera...