1 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,800 We were lucky again 2 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,800 and got the plane 3 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,520 that's the furthest away from the gate. 4 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,920 We just circled around the entire airport. 5 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,920 Joker! 6 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,480 I'm happy! 7 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,400 A little shopping... 8 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,480 tons of food and booze! 9 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,480 Gotta be prepared for the party! 10 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,600 There's an extinct animal hiding behind me! 11 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,040 Right? 12 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,040 Am I correct? 13 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,360 And now you know. 14 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,360 And knowing is half the battle. 15 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,760 It complains about low light! 16 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,760 It says low light?? 17 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,160 That doesn't make... 18 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,160 Aaaaah, my retinas! 19 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,880 Is that BBF? 20 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,240 You know, I have so much Captain Morgan in my system 21 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,240 the fumes are blurring my vision, 22 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,840 I can't actually see! 23 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,840 I can't tell if these are the fumes from the 24 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,840 Captain Morgan or the light. 25 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:48,800 I can't tell. 26 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,800 How many fingers am I holding up? 27 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,680 Uuuuuhm.... 28 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,680 Eight?? 29 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,760 I think seven. 30 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,440 I'm gonna go with six. 31 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,440 How many fingers? 32 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,080 BBF, what the hell are you doing? 33 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,920 Every da,m con you come here... 34 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,920 and follow me! 35 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,800 What do you think what value 36 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Ey! What value am I gonna add 37 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,280 to this video, seriously? 38 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,280 Drunk value! 39 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,760 Look, that's not proven. 40 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,760 Yeah. 41 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,800 How much blood do you have in your alcohol system? 42 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,280 How much blood do you have in your alcohol system? 43 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,280 In a comparison as a ratio from 44 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,400 blood to alcohol, 45 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,760 my blood is 1 and the alcohol is 2. 46 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,360 Hey, it's Sparky Bluefox, I wanna 47 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,720 tell you about this accessory down here 48 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,000 Pretty little time and effort have gone into 49 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,840 developement of this cheaply 50 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,840 conceived idea: How to 51 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,840 make the world's cheapest 52 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,480 furry blinky LED accessory. 53 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,480 Well, in this case, this blinky 54 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,480 LED Dogbone goes well free! 55 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,840 He really wants to be on your video. 56 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:27,200 Aaaahh! Aaaahh! Aaaahh! Aaaahh! 57 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,040 Hey, daddy! 58 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,480 I see you've grown that beard! 59 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,240 Looks real nice! 60 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,240 I trimmed it just for you! 61 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,400 Ready for your personal interview? 62 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,200 No. 63 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,200 No? 64 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,360 There are black cars so you're not gonna be able to see... 65 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,120 So... 66 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,400 I'll do it this way: 67 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,480 Got it? So I'll 68 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,480 do it again: 69 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,880 The seven sort of stays 70 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,880 here... 71 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,480 The last part I'll show 72 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,480 I'm using trick cards, 73 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,600 a lot of people don't believe me but I do. 74 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,560 If I take the two, 75 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,560 and then put another... 76 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,760 ... heart on... 77 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,440 I'll do it slow so you can see it happen: 78 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,440 Solid, solid. 79 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,440 Try to do.... 80 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,280 What the hell?? 81 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,680 He's the devil! 82 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,640 This is what I do. 83 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,320 Xzadfoorrrrrrrrrr! 84 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,840 Hello! 85 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,840 We're here at 86 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,840 Where are we? 87 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,360 Eurofurence? 88 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,360 Eurofurence, right, that's all 89 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,360 I can think about now. EF 90 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,360 has broken me! 91 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,360 Everythings EF after I left 92 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,080 It never ends! 93 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,760 I don't want it to end! 94 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,760 It just happens and then it goes somewhere else 95 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,640 It follows around! 96 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,280 But we're here, at MFF 2017! 97 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280 Amazing! 98 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,880 All the big names are here! 99 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,880 We got Mangusu, we've got 100 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,880 Cosmik, we've got 101 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,920 Majira Strawberries, 102 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,920 and all sorts of famous people 103 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,920 here on the red carpet tonight. We're gonna see all 104 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,320 the beautiful faces here at MFF 105 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,320 2017! 106 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,320 Absolutely beautiful! 107 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,760 OMG! It's doing all sorts of stuff! 108 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,960 Yes, he is! 109 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960 I can purr and I can rickroll! 110 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960 You rickroll? 111 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,160 He's making music! 112 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,440 Listen to this! 113 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,440 [Rick Astley plays] 114 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,880 Show's over! 115 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,880 Go home! 116 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,080 Oh no, It's J.B. Jones' ballsack! 117 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,080 I thought this was a skinless convention! 118 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,320 No, no, 119 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,920 The skinless convention is next time! 120 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,600 Something about Grimm's fairy tales. 121 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,600 I'm Grimm, where's my fairy tail at? 122 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,600 I want my furry tail, WTF! 123 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,600 Tails everywhere! 124 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,200 No! Bad! 125 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,840 That's why BBF's camera is falling apart! 126 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,840 All those boops! 127 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,720 OMG, you're still alive? 128 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,120 I thought you died when Vine went away! 129 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,400 Nooo, noo, 130 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,400 it's just my reason to live! 131 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,360 No! 132 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,320 Yah! 133 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,600 So what are you doing now? 134 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,320 I'm just cuddling this cute stinky boy! 135 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,840 Oh! 136 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,200 What are you doing? 137 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,200 I'm just looking at you! 138 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,760 You've got nothing better to do? 139 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,000 Yeah! 140 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 But I decided to do this instead. 141 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Okay, makes sense! 142 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,400 That's my nose! 143 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,760 It's new! 144 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,480 My nose! 145 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,320 NOOO! 146 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:56,800 My nose! 147 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,520 WHYYY? 148 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,240 My nose! 149 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,240 Because I can! My nose! 150 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,200 Mine! 151 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:01,760 Mine! Mine! 152 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,080 Mine! Mine! Mine! 153 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,560 Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! 154 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:02,960 Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! 155 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,960 I'll unscrew it! 156 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,960 Ah ah ah! No! 157 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,520 How's your con? 158 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,160 Welcome to Thursday, it's already chaotic! 159 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,160 It's like, pretty... 160 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,800 Oh, I'm being molested so 161 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,520 It's only Thursday but stuff's already happening. 162 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,520 So, yeah... 163 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,600 It's how it should be! 164 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,600 Yeah! 165 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,760 Oh! Hi! 166 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,720 How are you? 167 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,400 I'm good, Sensei! 168 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,800 I'm here because my boys decided to 169 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,800 cooperate in New York, 170 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,600 so I can take a vacation! 171 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,400 MFF! It's already jumping! 172 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,760 It's only Thursday and you're 173 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,760 gonna boop me in the face. 174 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,560 That's what you gotta do. 175 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,000 You're gonna bopp me... 176 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,400 Oh, you've got one of those 360 cameras! 177 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,400 Uuuuuuuuh nice! 178 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,400 Oooh, you booped me! Aaaah! 179 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,400 What are you doing? You're getting 180 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,760 closer and closer to my face. 181 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,760 You're missing all the fursuiters 182 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,200 here at MFF 2017! 183 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,200 She's much cuter then you are! 184 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,720 You'tr trying reverse psychology and...! 185 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,840 No, it's true! 186 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,040 So, who's cuter, her or Coopertom? 187 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,080 You are cuter! 188 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,400 She's cuter than you are! 189 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,760 Yea, that's right, now boop the shit out of her! 190 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,760 Do your dirty work! Do your best! 191 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,360 She did already! 192 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,360 I don't believe you! I wanna see 193 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,760 video proof of the video... 194 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,760 BOP! 195 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,520 This! 196 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,520 Do this! 197 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,520 Let me see you do this! 198 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,560 Come on.... 199 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,560 Aaahhh! 200 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,560 I don't believe you! 201 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,040 Is that a 360 cam? 202 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,040 Yes, it is! 203 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,840 You're adorable! 204 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,840 I'm filming you, too! 205 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,720 Yay 360! 206 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,840 Oh, it's a 360? 207 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,560 Yap! 208 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,560 That's awesome! YAY! 209 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,560 No more hiding behind me now! 210 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,040 Yep, like this! 211 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,240 Are you drinking? 212 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,240 This is the beer channel 213 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,240 We're introducing a new beer today, 214 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,920 it's this one, it's empty. 215 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,920 Tastes like air. 216 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,240 Safety third! 217 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,240 America first! 218 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,520 You should be ashamed of yourself. 219 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,160 I'm proud to be German! 220 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,280 Yeah! 221 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,840 Aaahhahhhahhhh! 222 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,960 My eyes! It hurts! 223 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,920 The camera! No! 224 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,920 I can't get up now! 225 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,360 Can anybody help me? 226 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,160 No! 227 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,160 Can the camera man help me? 228 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,720 I'm the not-as-good-Kodi 229 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,720 but I'm the convention chair this year so I want 230 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:50,000 to very sincerely welcome everybody to MFF! 231 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,400 How are you guys doung? 232 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,240 [applause] 233 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,680 Yeah? 234 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,680 Who flew here? Show your paws! 235 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,080 Or hands! 236 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,840 Drove here? 237 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,680 Live here? Does anybody live in Chicagoland? 238 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,160 Like the stage and a few people down there. 239 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,080 That's wonderful! 240 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,080 Seriously, thanks so much, welcome to the 241 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080 convention, we've got an amazing 242 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,080 adventure in store for everybody this 243 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,080 weekend, a lot of folks have put a lot 244 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,080 of time and hard work into this. 245 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,080 This is our passion. Some people 246 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,080 collect stamps or model cars, 247 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,760 some of us, this is what we do. 248 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,760 This is our hobby. I want to make 249 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,760 a special mention here to our guest 250 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,760 of honor this year: Remy Wolf, 251 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,360 Could you stand up please? 252 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,360 So Remy, we have 253 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,360 Latinvixen, 254 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,440 and we have Ross Adams! 255 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,000 Please stand up! 256 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 From Jim Hensons Creature Shop! 257 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Thank you so much for being here! 258 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 We're honored to have you guys here 259 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,440 Super excited, a really good set of stuff! 260 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,640 There are 600 people that are 261 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,360 working this weekend to support us at the Hyatt. 262 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,800 Be nice! Apparently all the 263 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,320 vacation requests were denied this weekend. 264 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,320 We as a convention 265 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,560 We work very closely with each other, we work very hard 266 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,560 throughout the year to make this happen and 267 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,760 This was a particular difficult year for our team 268 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,760 In December not too 269 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,760 long, actually after last year, we 270 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,760 lost Quasiskunk. 271 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,760 He was with the convention for 272 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,760 well more than a decade 273 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,760 He was part of staff and covered the fursuit lounge 274 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,560 Consuite, staff lounge... 275 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,560 Everywhere, and we miss Quasi 276 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,560 incredibly dearly... 277 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,560 It's been very very challenging for the team 278 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,560 this year to be able to fill those shoes 279 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,560 and we never will, but we try to 280 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,560 move on, and then 281 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,560 as the team was adjusting, 282 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,040 We lost Takaza. 283 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,040 earlier in Spring. 284 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,080 I've known Dan for a while. 285 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,080 And it was sudden. 286 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,840 Dan had a heart attack, 287 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,280 he was at home, 288 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,280 and... 289 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,640 it's tough. 290 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,000 It's tough when you spend a lot of time 291 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 working closely with somebody 292 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 to have that happen, and I know I'm not 293 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,880 the only one, by a long shot this has impacted. 294 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,920 Duncan, his partner, and 295 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,440 the whole family, 296 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,040 was very heavily impacted, 297 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,800 Duncan as a staffer and former con chair has been 298 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800 brilliant at coming back and helping us out 299 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,800 again this year. It's been really tough for us. 300 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,560 It's real tough for a lot of our staff. 301 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,560 I think we've done a brilliant job 302 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,560 I couldn't be more proud of my team, 303 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,960 I couldn't be more proud of all the people who volunteered, 304 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,240 This... yeah. 305 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,240 [applause] 306 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,840 But I think that's the... yeah. 307 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,840 Here I am promising I wasn't gonna cry on stage. 308 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,720 I think the point in all of this is: It's more than just 309 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,000 a job for a lot of us. 310 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Obviously we're all volunteers, but there's 311 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 such an emotional connection. 312 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,240 Good friend of mine, Thumper, continuously 313 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,920 drills this into my head all the time: 314 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920 "We're mission-driven." 315 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,960 We're here because we believe in what we do. 316 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,080 I do this because I watched people over the years. 317 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,080 evolve from being 318 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,080 nerdy little teenagers like I was 319 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,080 as kid, to suddenly gaining a lot of 320 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,120 confidence because I can speak amongst my peers. 321 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,120 Maybe I do to the office after 322 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,120 my convention, I'm able to ask 323 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,120 by boss for a raise. Maybe I get the confidence 324 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,680 to tell my family something I otherwise couldn't 325 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,720 because I finally felt supported in my life. 326 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,720 This to a lot of us is far more 327 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,720 than just a chance to be silly 328 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:51,760 and crazy. 329 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,760 You guys were amazing. 330 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,760 Most of you who knew about this 331 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,760 stuff, all of you who found out 332 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,880 were very supportive with this. 333 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,280 And there's a lot to that. We're not just 334 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,280 a business convention or a bunch 335 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,280 of people getting together to do stuff. There really 336 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,760 is a community and a family that begins to develope. 337 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,760 Thank you guys for that. 338 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,800 I'm Christin, there are eight of us 339 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800 who started this programme, 340 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,800 a year ago we wanted to 341 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,800 do more in Chicago and help, 342 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,360 I have my own dog rescue which 343 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,360 is for all breeds, Christian has a dog and 344 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,360 cat rescue, 345 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,360 and eight of us leads 346 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,360 came together and thought of this 347 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,360 awesome programme, that 348 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,360 helps owners keep their pets 349 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,360 out of the shelters. So Friday, 350 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,360 Saturday, Sunday we stand outside of 351 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,360 Chicago Animal Control for about four 352 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,360 hours and we volunteer our 353 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,360 time to 354 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,360 devert these animals from going inside. 355 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,360 And sometimes these owners just need 356 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,360 help. And that's what 357 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,910 we're there for: we help and educate them, 358 00:47:57,910 --> 00:47:59,910 we help with medical cost, 359 00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:02,400 we pay extreme surgeries 360 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,400 I think the highest one we've paid was 361 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,400 6000$, yeah, I don't know if this 362 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,400 is with Cristin too, you wanna...? 363 00:48:11,510 --> 00:48:13,420 We just wanna say how honored we are 364 00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:15,420 that you guys chose us as your charity 365 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:17,420 this year. We 366 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,420 didn't realize when we started 367 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,200 how much of an impact we were gonna 368 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,730 have at Chicago Animal Care & Control, 369 00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,730 and what we've seen over the last year, 370 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:29,730 we started in May 2016, 371 00:48:29,730 --> 00:48:31,730 has been amazing. The families 372 00:48:31,730 --> 00:48:34,440 when they reach out to us, afterwards 373 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,620 they tell us, they came to Animal Care & Control 374 00:48:36,620 --> 00:48:38,620 they didn't know if they 375 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:40,620 would ever see their animal again and thanks 376 00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:42,620 to Chris, they're able to keep their 377 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,620 animal and they 378 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:46,620 just love us and... 379 00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:48,620 [applause] 380 00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,620 So you guys are gonna make a huge impact 381 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:52,620 you have no idea, we have so 382 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:54,620 many stories we can share and 383 00:48:54,620 --> 00:48:56,620 look forward to sharing them next year but 384 00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:58,620 you are gonna save us thousands of 385 00:48:58,620 --> 00:49:00,620 lives just by helping 386 00:49:00,620 --> 00:49:02,620 us so thank you so much. 387 00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:04,620 [applause] 388 00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:06,620 Alright, well, 389 00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:08,840 are you guys erady to go have some fun? 390 00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:12,570 Alright, thank you very much, 391 00:49:12,570 --> 00:49:13,910 let's start this convention! 392 00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:15,910 Life is short, be sillly! 393 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Aah, there you are! 394 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,330 Grumps.... 395 00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:30,570 Another grump! 396 00:49:32,310 --> 00:49:33,770 Are you guys in line for your badges? 397 00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:35,770 No... 398 00:54:08,550 --> 00:54:11,250 I have no idea what I'm doing. 399 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:14,250 It's video! 400 00:54:15,950 --> 00:54:17,600 It's video!!! 401 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,850 You can be more snarly! 402 00:54:22,850 --> 00:54:24,250 Arrarrarrrr! 403 00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:26,250 Derp derp derp derp! 404 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,550 The registration, John, the line is 405 00:54:42,550 --> 00:54:44,550 out the door, there is over 406 00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:47,700 300 people here 407 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,700 waiting, the wait is 408 00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:51,700 close to 34 hours 409 00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:53,700 we have people climbing here, 410 00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:55,700 sleeping with pensic campsites, 411 00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:57,700 food and materials, some 412 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,700 of them are dying from starvation 413 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,700 before the time they reach the door. 414 00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:03,700 Absolutely astonishing 415 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:06,250 here, at MFF 2017. 416 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:08,250 Back to you John. 417 00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:43,280 There are times when a con gets so popular, 418 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,280 that everybody forgets to pre-reg. 419 00:55:45,650 --> 00:55:47,600 Or the line just gets insanely 420 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,600 long, and in those times 421 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,600 the key is: be drunk before you get 422 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,100 into line cause it's gonna be a while before you drink. 423 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:56,100 Drink responsibly, kids! 424 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:13,750 Welcome to RegCon, 425 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:16,500 you'll receive your supersponsor gift 426 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,500 of a pair of new sneakers 427 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,500 and laces, 428 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,500 For the God-Level attendees, 429 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,500 you get a chair to sit on for one minute 430 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,100 of your experience, 431 00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:31,050 Hopefully you'll all make it 432 00:56:31,050 --> 00:56:33,050 to the end. 433 00:56:33,350 --> 00:56:35,900 Some won't make it. 434 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,900 It's less than the normal reg line, 435 00:56:38,550 --> 00:56:40,450 I had a friend of mine just 436 00:56:40,450 --> 00:56:42,450 walk outta here saying it took 437 00:56:42,450 --> 00:56:44,450 under 1,5 hours 438 00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:46,450 in the pre-reg. I don't wanna 439 00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:48,450 know it takes in the normal reg line. 440 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:08,600 [the boys are singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"] 441 01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:27,300 I remember you! It's kinda hard 442 01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:29,650 to forget the f*cking sun! 443 01:04:31,150 --> 01:04:33,250 Are you getting a tan already? 444 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,250 Oh yeah. 445 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,250 Looks a bit molten there, too. 446 01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:39,250 Yeah. Yeah. 447 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,350 Whatever. 448 01:04:40,350 --> 01:04:42,100 Yeah. 449 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,150 F*ck you, too! 450 01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:45,150 There we go! 451 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,000 Boop! 452 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000 Aaaaahhhhh..... 453 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:40,000 It's BBF! 454 01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:42,750 I can't see you over the blinding light! 455 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:44,750 That's what he does: He stalks 456 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:46,750 his prey by blinding them! 457 01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,300 Blinded by the light! 458 01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:56,750 Okay, I got one: 459 01:08:56,750 --> 01:08:59,750 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? 460 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:01,750 Nothing, you already told her twice. 461 01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:07,800 Your reputation is gone anyway 462 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,850 so you might as well enjoy it. 463 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,850 I don't have a reputation! 464 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,450 Another booper! 465 01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:11,300 And another booper! Why do people do that all the time! 466 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:13,300 [angry barking] 467 01:11:16,950 --> 01:11:18,900 Hey, you missed out at Anthrocon, right? 468 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:21,800 Not anymore! 469 01:12:37,550 --> 01:12:39,700 Just move forward a little bit! 470 01:12:40,050 --> 01:12:41,350 Keep your nose down, just move forward. 471 01:12:41,350 --> 01:12:43,350 Nose down, just forward. Like this. 472 01:12:43,350 --> 01:12:45,350 Yep! Keep going! 473 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,550 There we go! Oh yes! 474 01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:51,600 We're having a good time here at MFF 2017! 475 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:54,150 I'm cleaning all kinds of furries 476 01:12:54,850 --> 01:12:57,900 And, you're getting really close! 477 01:12:57,900 --> 01:12:59,900 Is it time for my close-up? 478 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,300 You're gonna get some 60mm steel.... 479 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:14,300 Blablablablablablablablabla! 480 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,150 10 millimeters! 481 01:13:18,150 --> 01:13:20,150 Up to 60 if you want! 482 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:23,050 Let me tell you, it's pretty hard! 483 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,500 Ewww! 484 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,900 Baaahhh! 485 01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:40,500 There's something on my shoulder, ewww! 486 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,650 That smells! 487 01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:43,650 Yes, it stinks! 488 01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:46,850 (Not really, the editor) :-) 489 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,750 Collie saves the day! 490 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:48,650 [cries] 491 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,450 Oh, speaking of cute! 492 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,100 Yes, you are. 493 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,000 Yes, you are cute! 494 01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:10,000 Prove me wrong! 495 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,750 You just booped my camera. 496 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,300 You booped my camera! 497 01:16:49,650 --> 01:16:51,650 You know, that's a felony. 498 01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:55,100 It's a serious offense. You're getting a ticket for that. 499 01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:06,550 You're touching me, Sexy! 500 01:18:06,550 --> 01:18:08,550 Eewwww! 501 01:18:10,650 --> 01:18:11,850 [awooo] 502 01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:13,350 I don't know what those noises are.... 503 01:18:13,350 --> 01:18:15,350 AWWOOOOO! 504 01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:16,850 Bark! 505 01:18:16,850 --> 01:18:18,850 That's husky noises! 506 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:20,650 That's a husky. 507 01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:23,400 *Tsodiyo fake-howls* 508 01:18:23,650 --> 01:18:25,250 You're a cat, you don't make that noise! 509 01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:26,050 I'm a what? 510 01:18:26,050 --> 01:18:28,050 You're a cat, you don't make that kind of noise! 511 01:18:28,050 --> 01:18:29,350 *Tsodiyo fake-howls* 512 01:18:29,350 --> 01:18:31,350 Meooowwww! 513 01:18:31,350 --> 01:18:33,350 Mow! Mow! Meow! 514 01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:35,450 God damnit, go away Shadow Kat!! 515 01:18:35,450 --> 01:18:38,800 I'm Shadow Kat and this is Tsodiyo! 516 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,200 Iiiii am drunk! 517 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,200 I'm not drunk, I'm a... 518 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:45,550 I'm Shadow Kat! 519 01:20:37,550 --> 01:20:40,250 Oh, it's BBF! 520 01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:41,850 He's the best BBF! 521 01:20:41,850 --> 01:20:43,600 Like of all of BBFs, 522 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,250 he's the best one, he's right there on top! 523 01:21:46,380 --> 01:21:48,380 *screams like a girl* 524 01:21:48,380 --> 01:21:50,380 Hi! 525 01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:54,750 Boop! 526 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:11,650 I'm still filming you! 527 01:22:13,950 --> 01:22:15,700 Now I don't know what. 528 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:17,150 I'm still filming you. 529 01:22:17,150 --> 01:22:18,700 Noooo! 530 01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:19,350 How? 531 01:22:19,350 --> 01:22:19,850 There! 532 01:22:19,850 --> 01:22:21,850 Aaaahh! 533 01:22:24,950 --> 01:22:26,200 What are all those 534 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,200 weird animal people doing here? 535 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,200 I have no idea! 536 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:32,200 Hi! Am I being filmed? 537 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,200 I don't like being filmed! 538 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:36,400 Hahaa! 539 01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:38,300 I'm still filming you! 540 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:38,850 NO!! 541 01:22:38,850 --> 01:22:40,850 It's 360, it's all the way! 542 01:22:40,850 --> 01:22:42,200 Nooo! 543 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,200 How does it do that? 544 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:46,200 Two lenses, pretty much! 545 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,250 You know... 546 01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:23,250 This guy is being... 547 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:25,550 ... this entire con! 548 01:23:27,450 --> 01:23:29,050 Apparently, 549 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:32,250 he is no longer doing noseboops. 550 01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:37,700 I don't know why. 551 01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:42,750 It's just a matter of time.... 552 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,800 There's nothing you can do. 553 01:23:52,150 --> 01:23:54,300 Haaai! 554 01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:12,850 Aaaahh! 555 01:24:19,550 --> 01:24:21,750 What did I ever do to you? 556 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,100 You're hurting my feelings! 557 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,400 Someone help! 558 01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:44,850 Aaahahahahah!! 559 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,150 Yaaay! I finally got it! 560 01:24:52,350 --> 01:24:54,300 MFF.... 561 01:24:54,700 --> 01:24:56,400 2017! 562 01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:02,100 The Furfest of the Midwest! 563 01:25:02,550 --> 01:25:04,650 I don't know what... 564 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,600 ...cause this is awesome! 565 01:25:08,700 --> 01:25:10,450 No comment! 566 01:31:40,050 --> 01:31:41,450 Hi there, food! 567 01:31:41,450 --> 01:31:42,000 Hi! 568 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:44,000 What are you doing, morsel? 569 01:33:28,700 --> 01:33:30,500 Just, like, eat it? 570 01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:31,350 Eat it? 571 01:33:31,350 --> 01:33:32,350 Yes! Yeah! 572 01:33:32,350 --> 01:33:34,350 Then eat it! 573 01:34:13,950 --> 01:34:16,150 It still has a red dot! 574 01:34:21,850 --> 01:34:23,800 One time when I was at home and 575 01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:25,800 there was a red dot on the floor that kept moving... 576 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:54,450 AAAAHHHHHH! 577 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,900 [violin plays] 578 01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:51,050 [fart sounds] 579 01:41:56,800 --> 01:41:59,200 OMG WHAT IS THAT!?! 580 01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,200 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! 581 01:42:03,100 --> 01:42:05,000 Arr RRAARRRR!! 582 01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:07,550 WHAT?! 583 01:42:26,250 --> 01:42:28,050 Hi camera! 584 01:42:28,650 --> 01:42:30,050 Raaahhrrr! 585 01:42:34,950 --> 01:42:36,300 Permanently grump suit! 586 01:42:36,300 --> 01:42:37,100 I know. 587 01:42:37,100 --> 01:42:38,950 Cause someone took my pizza! 588 01:42:38,950 --> 01:42:40,950 Shiniest nose of the con! 589 01:42:42,600 --> 01:42:44,100 It's wet and cold. 590 01:42:54,700 --> 01:42:57,850 Don't just stand there, be animated! 591 01:43:04,350 --> 01:43:06,600 I once got a whole con drunk. 592 01:43:08,550 --> 01:43:10,700 What did you do, buy rounds for everyone? 593 01:43:11,050 --> 01:43:12,850 I have a Tiki-Party tonight. 594 01:43:14,950 --> 01:43:17,200 That's much bull...! 595 01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:20,500 If you lay on the ground, you'll be ground beef! 596 01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:22,750 Hahaaaaah! 597 01:43:23,650 --> 01:43:25,200 Why are you filming me? 598 01:43:25,350 --> 01:43:26,500 I'm nobody important. 599 01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:28,500 I wanna get all the... 600 01:43:28,500 --> 01:43:31,400 everything I can, that has hair! 601 01:43:32,350 --> 01:43:33,850 This guy's a more reasonable color, 602 01:43:33,850 --> 01:43:35,850 he's easier to film. 603 01:43:36,100 --> 01:43:37,850 He is very grey. 604 01:43:37,850 --> 01:43:40,500 We'll call him: Ohio Sky. 605 01:43:41,750 --> 01:43:43,400 Mew mow meow! 606 01:43:48,550 --> 01:43:51,100 What do you have to say for yourself, Sir? 607 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:53,100 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! 608 01:43:56,950 --> 01:43:58,900 It's Tirrel, the deer. 609 01:44:00,250 --> 01:44:02,600 Immediately he chews on the microphone. 610 01:44:05,750 --> 01:44:07,750 Microphone.... 611 01:44:09,250 --> 01:44:11,500 Hey now! 612 01:44:11,900 --> 01:44:13,150 Ewww! 613 01:44:14,950 --> 01:44:17,700 He's exposed it to the deer gumball machine. 614 01:44:17,700 --> 01:44:20,600 I think we're getting some feedback, let me test that. 615 01:44:20,850 --> 01:44:22,500 Whoooooooooooooo! 616 01:44:23,050 --> 01:44:24,150 Whooooo! 617 01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:25,150 Whooop! 618 01:44:25,350 --> 01:44:25,850 Whoooop! 619 01:44:26,650 --> 01:44:27,450 Hah! 620 01:44:27,450 --> 01:44:29,900 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......... 621 01:44:29,900 --> 01:44:31,900 Oh god it's so bright! 622 01:44:32,950 --> 01:44:35,150 Warn me before you do that! 623 01:44:35,450 --> 01:44:37,050 Stop that! 624 01:44:37,050 --> 01:44:39,050 Eating the microphone! 625 01:44:39,450 --> 01:44:41,050 Bad wolf! 626 01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:43,500 Dammit! 627 01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:45,550 This is like when Adam and Eve first got together 628 01:44:45,550 --> 01:44:48,500 and he said "Step back, I dunno how big it's gonna get." 629 01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:53,450 Even the horse is impressed. 630 01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:56,600 Damn! 631 01:44:56,600 --> 01:44:58,250 Looks like you got a friend tonight! 632 01:44:58,250 --> 01:45:00,600 What do you think about Scurrow? 633 01:45:02,550 --> 01:45:04,650 That's right, there's no thinking involved. 634 01:45:07,650 --> 01:45:09,000 You have the brightest eyes! 635 01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:09,650 Nawwwwwww! 636 01:45:09,650 --> 01:45:11,050 Yes, you do! 637 01:45:11,050 --> 01:45:13,250 Yeah, you look like you get your temperature taken! 638 01:45:13,250 --> 01:45:15,250 N'awwww! 639 01:45:15,250 --> 01:45:17,250 Yes! 640 01:45:23,150 --> 01:45:24,400 I'm gonna bite it! 641 01:45:25,650 --> 01:45:26,900 She doesn't make moving jaws! 642 01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:28,500 I'm biting it! 643 01:45:28,500 --> 01:45:30,500 I'm really biting it! 644 01:45:30,500 --> 01:45:32,150 Right here, right now! 645 01:45:32,150 --> 01:45:34,150 I'm really biting it! 646 01:45:34,150 --> 01:45:35,450 Hang on a second... 647 01:45:35,450 --> 01:45:37,450 You've got eyes! 648 01:45:37,700 --> 01:45:39,900 You're not an angel dragon, you're 649 01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:41,900 a live dragon! 650 01:45:43,050 --> 01:45:44,750 A DL? 651 01:45:46,950 --> 01:45:49,800 I just want to shout out to all the... you know... 652 01:45:50,350 --> 01:45:52,650 All the, uhm, I just wanna... 653 01:45:52,650 --> 01:45:54,650 shout out, everybody, 654 01:45:54,650 --> 01:45:56,650 listen, let me tell you one thing... 655 01:45:56,650 --> 01:45:58,650 Just gonna tell you one thing... 656 01:45:59,050 --> 01:46:01,100 I've been... have it your way... 657 01:46:01,100 --> 01:46:03,100 or don't have it anyway. 658 01:46:03,100 --> 01:46:05,000 At all. 659 01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:07,000 Get it together, but not 660 01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:09,000 too together. 661 01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:11,000 If you step up to the plate, 662 01:46:11,350 --> 01:46:14,350 Swing it or miss... 663 01:46:15,750 --> 01:46:17,600 all the way around the bases, 664 01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:19,600 out... out it goes 665 01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:21,600 foul ball. 666 01:49:54,300 --> 01:49:56,500 Mine for tonight! 667 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:58,500 Ughhh! 668 01:49:58,750 --> 01:50:00,950 Get a piece of marten, for everyone! 669 01:50:00,950 --> 01:50:03,600 There's enough marten for everyone! 670 01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:05,200 Get a slice of... 671 01:50:05,200 --> 01:50:06,800 Get a slice of marten! 672 01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,800 Get a slice of marten, it's free 673 01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:10,800 it's a little fatty but free! 674 01:54:14,750 --> 01:54:16,750 Haaaaai! 675 01:54:16,750 --> 01:54:18,350 I'm Neko! 676 01:54:18,350 --> 01:54:22,000 Welcome to MFF 2017! 677 01:54:22,000 --> 01:54:24,000 Today is Saturday 678 01:54:24,000 --> 01:54:26,000 night, and 679 01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:28,400 we're just getting started! 680 01:54:28,700 --> 01:54:30,550 I wanna fuck with cats! 681 01:54:30,550 --> 01:54:32,050 I wanna put that pickle behind them 682 01:54:32,050 --> 01:54:34,050 and watch them jump! 683 01:55:15,550 --> 01:55:17,650 You bent my pickle! 684 01:56:12,050 --> 01:56:15,300 That's our dinner, we're having Spaghetti-O's! 685 01:56:15,900 --> 01:56:18,250 Just Spaghett! 686 01:56:21,300 --> 01:56:23,250 Spaghett! 687 01:56:27,900 --> 01:56:30,300 Pour them on me! 688 01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:35,700 Wooowww! 689 01:56:41,250 --> 01:56:42,450 This is 690 01:56:42,450 --> 01:56:45,650 Saturday night at MFF! 691 01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:47,950 I hope everyone's having a good time! 692 01:56:47,950 --> 01:56:50,650 I'm gonna mingle! See you later! 693 01:58:12,650 --> 01:58:14,550 What's in the bag? 694 01:58:17,250 --> 01:58:19,750 Oh, he's got dice and stuff. 695 01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:21,750 Is this the Nbowa card game? 696 01:58:25,300 --> 01:58:27,900 The Nbowa stickerpack cardgame. 697 01:58:28,650 --> 01:58:30,950 Oh thank you! 698 01:58:52,700 --> 01:58:54,700 Why is your tail in 699 01:58:54,700 --> 01:58:55,700 your thing? 700 01:58:55,700 --> 01:58:58,350 Why are you pointing your camera down there? That's gross. 701 01:58:59,900 --> 01:59:01,650 No, no, hello!! 702 01:59:02,150 --> 01:59:03,350 Wow, that's... 703 01:59:03,350 --> 01:59:06,450 That's gonna get you invited to some parties tonight! 704 01:59:06,450 --> 01:59:08,450 I don't know about parties tonight but I 705 01:59:08,450 --> 01:59:10,450 heard what you did to my human pet last night! 706 01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:11,900 Oh my! 707 01:59:11,900 --> 01:59:15,200 That was not very dignified of your party. 708 01:59:18,150 --> 01:59:20,900 I have no responsibility for that! 709 01:59:20,900 --> 01:59:22,900 Some nefarious person 710 01:59:22,900 --> 01:59:25,000 was doing it while I was not looking. 711 01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:27,000 Some nefarious person 712 01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:29,000 who had drawn a 713 01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:31,000 very similar moustache 714 01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:34,250 to the one that you're sporting, Xzadfor. 715 01:59:34,250 --> 01:59:36,250 I think it's argueable that 716 01:59:36,250 --> 01:59:38,250 I can timetravel and my moustache was 717 01:59:38,250 --> 01:59:40,250 not there when that was drawn. 718 01:59:41,100 --> 01:59:44,000 It can only have been drawn by someone who know how to 719 01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,000 maintain a perfect moustache. 720 01:59:57,700 --> 01:59:59,650 Next generation, old man! 721 01:59:59,650 --> 02:00:01,650 Next generation right there! 722 02:00:02,950 --> 02:00:05,050 How cute. Awesome! 723 02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:07,950 Keep off my lawn. 724 02:00:07,950 --> 02:00:10,250 My teeth are hurting, that was just too cute. 725 02:00:10,950 --> 02:00:12,950 Your teeth are hurting and so is my brain from 726 02:00:12,950 --> 02:00:14,950 thinking about how many times I have to chase 727 02:00:14,950 --> 02:00:16,950 these youngsters off my lawn. 728 02:00:34,150 --> 02:00:35,400 You can't walk 729 02:00:35,400 --> 02:00:36,900 across here 730 02:00:36,900 --> 02:00:39,050 without many fans stopping you. 731 02:00:40,650 --> 02:00:43,300 I don't think you can make one walk across here 732 02:00:43,300 --> 02:00:45,300 to the other side by the restaurant 733 02:00:45,300 --> 02:00:47,500 without being stopped by someone who loves you. 734 02:00:47,500 --> 02:00:49,300 I'll take that challenge gladly, 735 02:00:49,300 --> 02:00:51,300 I bet that noone will notice an old dragon 736 02:00:51,300 --> 02:00:53,300 because they have better taste. 737 02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:56,450 Oh no, I think you'll be noticed. 738 02:00:57,550 --> 02:00:59,850 Let's see about that. 739 02:01:01,250 --> 02:01:02,950 Oh, Ding! 740 02:01:03,600 --> 02:01:05,800 Well, that didn't last long! 741 02:01:31,150 --> 02:01:33,700 Well, there's nothing boaring about this one! 742 02:01:56,900 --> 02:01:59,050 I think that he has one less 743 02:01:59,050 --> 02:02:01,050 cheekdot, and it's on her now! 744 02:02:01,550 --> 02:02:03,450 What's up with that? 745 02:03:01,750 --> 02:03:05,050 It's video, move guys, move! 746 02:03:38,100 --> 02:03:39,450 I'm amazingly violating everyone 747 02:03:39,450 --> 02:03:41,450 wearing my fursuit! 748 02:03:46,750 --> 02:03:49,000 Wow, are you going to the dance comp? 749 02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:51,000 Because you're getting a little Boogie in it! 750 02:03:51,000 --> 02:03:53,000 Yeah, hmmmmmm! 751 02:09:23,150 --> 02:09:24,250 That's what I do. 752 02:09:24,250 --> 02:09:26,250 I drink, and I know things. 753 02:09:50,250 --> 02:09:52,350 Can you tell us again, 754 02:09:52,350 --> 02:09:56,650 Not a fox! 755 02:09:59,950 --> 02:10:02,250 Hey foxie! 756 02:10:04,250 --> 02:10:06,250 Don't forget how you're not a fox! 757 02:10:08,950 --> 02:10:12,700 Not. A. Fox! 758 02:10:16,550 --> 02:10:17,850 Hey BBF! 759 02:10:17,850 --> 02:10:18,850 Can you say for the camera, 760 02:10:18,850 --> 02:10:19,850 what is he? 761 02:10:19,850 --> 02:10:21,850 Fox! 762 02:10:23,100 --> 02:10:23,850 NOT. 763 02:10:23,850 --> 02:10:24,850 A. 764 02:10:24,850 --> 02:10:26,850 FOX!! 765 02:10:27,300 --> 02:10:29,150 Das ist Fuchs! This is a fox! 766 02:10:29,350 --> 02:10:30,200 No! 767 02:10:30,200 --> 02:10:31,150 Yeah! 768 02:10:31,150 --> 02:10:33,150 Nein! 769 02:11:04,000 --> 02:11:05,700 Record greatness! 770 02:11:05,700 --> 02:11:07,700 For this is the last thing you'll see 771 02:11:07,700 --> 02:11:09,700 before I conquer the world! 772 02:11:09,700 --> 02:11:11,700 Hahahaha! 773 02:11:13,300 --> 02:11:15,600 Nothing! You don't deserve it! 774 02:11:15,600 --> 02:11:16,900 Are you gonna build a wall? 775 02:12:03,150 --> 02:12:04,600 The camera just died by the way. 776 02:12:04,600 --> 02:12:06,600 For f*cks sake! 777 02:16:03,200 --> 02:16:05,800 It's my favourite cameraman 778 02:16:05,800 --> 02:16:08,200 MFF has come to a close 779 02:16:08,200 --> 02:16:10,200 It's Sunday night 780 02:16:10,750 --> 02:16:12,750 Thank you all for coming, 781 02:16:12,750 --> 02:16:15,300 and we hope to see you again next year! 782 02:16:16,250 --> 02:16:18,100 Whooooo!