1 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:42,600 No eating Bambi! 2 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:44,320 No! 3 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,320 That's mean! 4 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:52,320 See, those dogs are vegetarians! 5 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,320 Well, one of them is. 6 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:34,900 Uuuuuh! 7 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:38,020 Oh, that's the headless lounge. 8 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,200 Now I know! 9 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,200 Tadaaaahhh! 10 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,900 Nomnomnomonom! 11 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,650 It's recorded! 12 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:50,720 Nomnomnomnomnomnom! 13 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,800 Why do you do this to me? 14 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,700 Because it's so tasty! 15 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,970 Why do you make my life hell? 16 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:54,900 Because it's fun! 17 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,020 Eat my phone! 18 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:57,200 It's tasty phone! 19 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,000 You're an asshole! 20 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 You got a message, it was a tasty message! 21 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,070 You do this every time.... 22 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:03,070 Nomnomnomnomnomnom! 23 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:03,870 Can I have my phone back? 24 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:04,350 No! 25 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:04,850 Why? 26 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:05,570 Coz it's tasty! 27 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:06,150 You're an asshole! 28 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:06,770 Aha! 29 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:07,450 I hate you! 30 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:08,000 Okay! 31 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,870 You ruin my life! 32 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:10,100 Yaaay! 33 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:11,870 Nomnomnomnom! 34 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:12,950 It is tasty! 35 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:13,820 Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom! 36 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,670 Jerk! 37 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,670 Nahm nahm nahm nahm nahm nahm nahm! 38 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,870 I'm Uncle Kage! 39 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,420 Ssssshhh! 40 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,850 Ssssshhhh! 41 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:29,120 No awoo! 42 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,950 Aaaaahhhhhhh! 43 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:34,320 Ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh! 44 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:35,970 *burrrrrrrp!* 45 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:37,970 Gawd!! Oh man! 46 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:39,970 You ruined it! 47 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,450 I don't even know how to dance! 48 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,900 Aaaah! Mwwwaaaah! 49 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,800 Everybody at Midwest Furfest 50 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,800 2016 this is Crafty Andy 51 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,170 tune into Rotten Egg Creations 52 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,170 cause I told you to. 53 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:05,170 And have some fun! 54 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,370 Have some drinks, 55 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:09,370 have some Pabst Blue Ribbon! 56 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:29,400 Too high, too high! 57 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,150 There we go! 58 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,620 [lots of chatty voices] 59 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,770 Aaah! I'll put sunglasses on 60 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:28,220 to stare at the light! No problem, I can see! 61 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,900 That's Wes, he lives in 62 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,900 Columbus near me. 63 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,170 Are you drunk? 64 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,270 How drunk? 65 00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:31,470 This drunk? 66 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,350 That's a lot of drunk! 67 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:48,600 Convention magic is when people start showing 68 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,600 and then there's more bottles of Scotch 69 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,600 and more bottles of 70 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,600 alcohol, and there's more beer, 71 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,600 and everyone's having a good time, and 72 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,600 the beach is here, 73 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,600 a ringtail shows up, and 74 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,600 Yes, that's convention magic! 75 00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:06,650 Is that convention magic? 76 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:08,200 This is convention magic right here, 77 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,200 this is a fresh ringtail! 78 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:27,780 [guitar player sings] 79 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,200 [musical presentation] 80 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,200 *sings* I just want her to be 81 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,200 a friend! 82 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:07,920 But she just 83 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,920 ran away from me! 84 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:02,150 *sings Duck Dance* 85 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,850 It's a raccoon dance now! 86 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,200 I'm taking it over! 87 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,600 Dadah dadah dadah daah! 88 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,670 Needs to be metal! 89 00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,670 *sings Duck Dance* 90 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:12,270 Get squished on the road! 91 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,720 I am a raccoon! 92 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,720 Dadah dadah dadah daaaahhht! 93 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,520 You're a trash panda! 94 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,620 Ooooh! 95 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,620 I've never been... 96 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,050 Do I smell? Can you smell me? 97 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,600 Of course you smell. 98 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,600 I smell like everything else that noone wants. 99 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,500 I know! 100 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,350 I'm the leftovers! 101 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,970 I'm like that little food that 102 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,150 got cold, 103 00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:35,150 and then got microwaved again! 104 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,850 wwwoooOOOOOooooowwww! 105 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:23,920 Yeah! 106 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,920 Wow! Get in here! 107 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,850 Dance! 108 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,520 Woooww! 109 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,100 Wwoooowwww! 110 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,570 You gotta keep dancing! 111 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,800 Keep dancing! 112 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,800 You're like a police light, red and blue! 113 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,520 Wwwoooowwwwww! 114 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,520 Wowww! 115 00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,520 Stop what? 116 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,520 You stop! 117 00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:48,020 Wow! 118 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,170 Woww!! 119 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,100 Wooww!! 120 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,520 Woooww! 121 00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:58,020 Wwoooww!! 122 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,000 Wow! 123 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,120 Woow! 124 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,220 Woooww! 125 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,950 Woowwoowwoowwooowww! 126 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,000 Whaaa! 127 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,420 It's called the Cupid Shuffle photoshoot 128 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:48,750 [everybody wows] 129 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:56,150 Spectacuwow! 130 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:51,600 Hi! 131 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,350 Ohai! 132 00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:57,870 Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom! 133 00:29:58,550 --> 00:29:59,120 No! 134 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,120 Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!!!! 135 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,150 Open it! 136 00:33:00,170 --> 00:33:01,950 I don't think it's gonna work. 137 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:03,950 I can't get it! 138 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:08,820 Not working! 139 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,820 Did you just kill the knife? 140 00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:16,370 Whose booze is this? 141 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:20,420 Oh my god! 142 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,620 Who's shoe is this? 143 00:33:35,050 --> 00:33:37,050 Hi, camera! 144 00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:39,050 Aaahh! 145 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:37,620 How do you film in this hotel at night? 146 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,650 So this is MFF 2016 147 00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:45,650 and it's 148 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:47,650 Saturday night! Basically the night noone... 149 00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:49,650 ...everyone refuses to sleep, so... 150 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,300 It's gonna be a long night 151 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:53,570 gonna be a fun night, 152 00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:55,270 lot's of snuggles. 153 00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:57,270 That's kind of the point so... 154 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,960 I can't get my m*therf*cking head off! 155 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,800 Hold on, hold on... 156 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,350 That's not gonna help! 157 00:41:21,350 --> 00:41:22,440 Watch this: 158 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,400 One... 159 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,350 two... 160 00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:25,530 three! 161 00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:27,930 That didn't help at all! *mumbles* 162 00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:30,240 Come and pull me! 163 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,510 Come pull me! 164 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:32,660 Okay. 165 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:35,000 One, two, three! 166 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 AaaaaaAAAaahhaaah! 167 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,770 AAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAHHHAAAHHH! 168 00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:41,310 Oh my god! 169 00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:43,310 Aaaahhhhhhh! 170 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,910 Oh god it looks like gum! 171 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:52,240 Come on you big carpet, I kick your ass! 172 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,710 Oh come on you can't kick my ass! 173 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:54,730 I'll kick your ass! 174 00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:58,080 I'll kick your ass all the way over to Christopher Street Day! 175 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,510 Your ass will be so kicked when I'm done! 176 00:42:00,510 --> 00:42:03,280 What is that on top of your head, what kind of mop thing is that? 177 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,570 Oh, it's a buttercream icing! 178 00:42:05,570 --> 00:42:07,950 Vanilla bean, it's my mothers recipe! 179 00:42:07,950 --> 00:42:09,110 Wet! 180 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,260 It's soggy! 181 00:42:11,550 --> 00:42:13,550 Oh, I know Goku! 182 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,930 That carpet lives near me. 183 00:42:16,930 --> 00:42:18,930 Relatively. 184 00:42:18,930 --> 00:42:20,930 You got... 185 00:42:20,930 --> 00:42:22,930 Ice, Ice Baby! 186 00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:45,220 Finally I meet you, Willow. 187 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:48,460 It is I, the dark one from Twitter. 188 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:03,510 It's the E-honk honk! 189 00:43:05,170 --> 00:43:06,970 Mmmmammamamammmm... 190 00:43:06,970 --> 00:43:08,970 Mamamammmatches! 191 00:43:26,530 --> 00:43:28,910 It's like a pink filled doughnut! 192 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:34,130 *laughs* 193 00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:42,820 Here's a guy, he has a new fursuit 194 00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:45,350 never fursuited before... 195 00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:47,350 Come on, act like something! 196 00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:06,940 Listen Willow, you gotta be very careful! 197 00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:09,420 If you're not an inflation fox, 198 00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:11,510 you gotta make sure that you tell everyone 199 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,220 very specifically you're a doughnut fox. 200 00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:16,220 You don't wanna be mistaken, because 201 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,220 you know... yeah... 202 00:44:31,130 --> 00:44:33,640 Here's 20 bucks for the kitties. 203 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:36,770 Just the kitties, not the doggies. 204 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:43,660 Don't feed the kitties doughnuts tho. 205 00:44:46,510 --> 00:44:48,710 Secretly observing you... 206 00:44:48,710 --> 00:44:50,710 while you're standing there being observed... 207 00:44:52,950 --> 00:44:54,310 Nice! 208 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,710 Is that the Kipper head? 209 00:44:56,710 --> 00:44:58,710 No, it's another one? Ooooh. 210 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,170 Somebody else is in the business too 211 00:45:01,170 --> 00:45:02,770 that's nice! 212 00:45:02,770 --> 00:45:04,770 That's very good! 213 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,370 But you're associating with a cat! 214 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:11,370 Is that alright? 215 00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:13,420 Okay, alright. 216 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,930 That's good because wild cats 217 00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:17,310 are just extra food sources for foxes anyway. 218 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,700 Oh god, it's Jesus Phillipino guy! 219 00:45:29,150 --> 00:45:31,020 Hey, he's Phillipino! 220 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,400 Jolly Jolly Collie! 221 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,480 Oh god, yes! 222 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,750 Jollie! Hah! 223 00:47:49,970 --> 00:47:52,020 Yooo, heeey! 224 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:53,150 BBF! 225 00:47:53,150 --> 00:47:56,480 It's MFF and it's Sunday! 226 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,330 And it's snowing! 227 00:47:57,330 --> 00:47:58,680 It's snowing! 228 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,680 How can you beat that? 229 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,930 It's your kind of weather! 230 00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:04,710 Yes, it is! I'm a husky! 231 00:48:04,710 --> 00:48:06,710 I love snow! 232 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,080 Hi! 233 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,080 Hiii! 234 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,660 Hi! Welcome to MFF! 235 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:14,820 Haaah! We love you BBF! 236 00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,820 Baaaaahhh! 237 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,770 Mwwahh! Mwwaah! 238 00:48:20,770 --> 00:48:22,770 Merry christmas! 239 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,240 MFF, are you gonna open Trapped-Con? 240 00:53:42,730 --> 00:53:44,950 No, I hope not. 241 00:53:44,950 --> 00:53:46,950 Everybody is able to get 242 00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:50,110 some safely, enjoy the snow as I do. 243 00:53:50,110 --> 00:53:52,110 I think Chicago knows how to clear the airport. 244 00:53:52,110 --> 00:53:54,110 Yeah, we're one of the few cities in this country that's 245 00:53:54,110 --> 00:53:56,260 just spectacular at dealing with winter. 246 00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:59,970 It's coffee. It's only coffee. 247 00:53:59,970 --> 00:54:01,970 Yeah, right! 248 00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:05,310 It's Tequila, it's only Tequila. 249 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,110 It used to be coffee. 250 00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:10,110 Those were candy bars that were melted and 251 00:54:10,110 --> 00:54:12,110 reshaped into what looks like what you'd find 252 00:54:12,110 --> 00:54:14,110 in a litter box. 253 00:54:15,110 --> 00:54:16,570 Eeeew. 254 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,170 Delightful! 255 00:54:19,170 --> 00:54:21,170 Woody chose 256 00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:23,170 or was given that: 257 00:54:23,170 --> 00:54:25,040 oh, it's slimy, hold on. 258 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,310 Have you seen somebody throw up on stage before? 259 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:29,310 You're about to. 260 00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:36,020 And that's closing ceremonies 261 00:54:38,310 --> 00:54:40,400 Hey, good night everybody. Done! 262 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,400 Is the goal to wait for a certain 263 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,400 quantity of money and then hope this is 264 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,800 actually candy or...? 265 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,750 That was the plan but you 266 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:49,750 will see! 267 00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:52,730 There needs to be motivation. 268 00:54:52,730 --> 00:54:54,840 Alkali has his hat out... 269 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,840 as that's a wonderful collection bin. 270 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,840 Oh boy... 271 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,770 Hey, there we go, 272 00:55:00,770 --> 00:55:03,330 make them eat that stuff that looks like shit! 273 00:55:04,330 --> 00:55:06,530 I don't have a microphone, I can swear! 274 00:55:11,510 --> 00:55:12,820 Hey guys! 275 00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:14,820 I've only been here for a few seconds 276 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:16,820 you're ff.... screwed! 277 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,910 What... just... oh my god! 278 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,620 That was a one! 279 00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:27,620 Oh boy, that's... 280 00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:29,820 Now you can watch Perro throw up on the money. 281 00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:31,820 It's raining! 282 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,800 OMG it feels like marked bills! 283 00:55:42,020 --> 00:55:43,150 Oh boy! 284 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,530 [crowd yells] 285 00:55:49,570 --> 00:55:52,400 [applause and cheers] 286 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,420 That was... that was... 287 00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:18,420 That's a thing! 288 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,420 That was fish! 289 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,420 Thank you guys! 290 00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:25,420 Thank you so much! 291 00:56:26,130 --> 00:56:29,330 I'm Woody, the convention chair for MFF 2016, 292 00:56:32,370 --> 00:56:35,750 and up here I have the MFF convention leads! 293 00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:38,040 who really make this 294 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,440 convention possible, an event of this 295 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,750 size is obviously... 296 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:46,770 so many people I once more can't.... 297 00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:49,910 300 staff, the volunteers, everyone 298 00:56:49,910 --> 00:56:51,310 that makes this possible: 299 00:56:51,310 --> 00:56:53,200 Thank you guys! 300 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,800 Registration numbers: This time we have 301 00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,220 7075 attendees! 302 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,220 [applause] 303 00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:06,950 We have people from all 50 states, 304 00:57:06,950 --> 00:57:08,950 plus District of Columbia. 305 00:57:08,950 --> 00:57:10,950 8 Canadian provinces, 306 00:57:10,950 --> 00:57:13,370 and 35 other countries 307 00:57:13,370 --> 00:57:15,370 from all over the world. 308 00:57:15,370 --> 00:57:17,370 All continents except Antarctica. 309 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:19,370 Next I'd like to welcome the Doughnut Crew. 310 00:57:24,510 --> 00:57:27,000 [applause] 311 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,950 They collected a total of 312 00:57:31,950 --> 00:57:33,950 2000 dollars. 313 00:57:42,510 --> 00:57:44,710 You requested a picture with a kitten, 314 00:57:44,710 --> 00:57:47,240 I think that's not much to ask. 315 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:11,970 I preliminarily told you guys our total donation this year is 18.102,05$! 316 00:58:19,510 --> 00:58:21,710 First of all, holy crap! 317 00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:23,200 I tried not to swear 318 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,880 but when everybody came up to me, 319 00:58:26,510 --> 00:58:28,170 we almost fainted. 320 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,440 That was four years ago and 321 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,440 we've grown so much since then 322 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,220 Holy shit guys, you're killing us! 323 00:58:35,710 --> 00:58:37,840 The fuck, are you kidding me? 324 00:58:38,570 --> 00:58:40,820 We have just a little something extra 325 00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:42,820 for you... 326 00:58:44,860 --> 00:58:48,840 from Midwest Furfest.... 327 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,840 Holy shit, oh my god!! 328 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,840 [enthusiastic applause] 329 00:59:23,710 --> 00:59:26,330 You're out of your fucking minds! 330 00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:30,460 That's all I got! 331 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,060 Guys... 332 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:37,000 This buys the land 333 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 in Alabama, this buys the entire 334 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 land that we need to buy 335 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,440 the 12 acres that we need to 336 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440 to put the facility on. 337 00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:52,420 Can I just say one more thing? 338 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,970 You should be so proud of yourselves. 339 00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:56,970 This is an unbelievable 340 00:59:56,970 --> 00:59:58,970 payment you guys are putting on and you 341 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,970 should be so proud 342 01:00:00,970 --> 01:00:02,970 of the work that you do, the 343 01:00:02,970 --> 01:00:04,970 animals that you help, the way you 344 01:00:04,970 --> 01:00:06,970 guys behave yourselves, you're 345 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,970 first class all the way. Thank 346 01:00:08,970 --> 01:00:10,970 you very much for just 347 01:00:10,970 --> 01:00:12,970 being amazing all weekend and 348 01:00:12,970 --> 01:00:14,970 all year around and forever 349 01:00:14,970 --> 01:00:16,970 for having us back a second time 350 01:00:16,970 --> 01:00:18,970 it is not lost on us, I 351 01:00:18,970 --> 01:00:20,970 promise you, we'll make you 352 01:00:20,970 --> 01:00:22,970 so pleased and so proud 353 01:00:22,970 --> 01:00:24,970 we're gonna spend the shit out of this money! 354 01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:38,750 What was the total again? 355 01:00:43,950 --> 01:00:46,550 With the 5 cents... 356 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,060 It's important. 357 01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,710 That's kinda cool! 358 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,310 I don't think the hat's gonna be big enough... 359 01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:18,080 Guys... 360 01:01:25,770 --> 01:01:29,460 This is my second and final year as con chair 361 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:31,460 for MFF 362 01:01:37,550 --> 01:01:40,440 I have an amazing team who has made this possible 363 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,820 and I could not be more pleased to 364 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:44,820 announce our chair with them as well 365 01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:47,880 MFF con chair 2017 366 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,530 Kodi, who will be taking over for MFF 2017 367 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,110 We're back next year on November 30th, 368 01:01:59,110 --> 01:02:02,660 to Sunday December 3rd 2017 369 01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,570 Stop coming here on Tuesday! 370 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:11,310 Our guests of honor, we'd like to 371 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:13,770 proudly announce Latinvixen, 372 01:02:13,770 --> 01:02:16,660 Remywolf and Vivziepop! 373 01:02:17,930 --> 01:02:21,080 Oddy, can I push that button I'm not allowed to push? 374 01:02:21,660 --> 01:02:24,640 The battery might be dead... 375 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,200 [airhorn sound] 376 01:02:32,710 --> 01:02:35,350 Just counting, that's amazing, people, 377 01:02:35,350 --> 01:02:37,820 we have 1.180$ 378 01:02:48,710 --> 01:02:52,530 We're here till Wednesday! 379 01:02:53,310 --> 01:02:56,600 We were able to raise 380 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,910 78.482,05$ 381 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,860 Then, with that, 382 01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:12,710 I'd like to thank 383 01:03:12,710 --> 01:03:15,010 everyone for attending and say that 384 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:18,550 I'll say a special thanks to Mahrkale, 385 01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:21,800 our 2015 guest of honor cause she wished for 386 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800 snow this year, so if 387 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,000 you're excited 388 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,310 for the snow, thank Mahrkale, 389 01:03:28,310 --> 01:03:30,310 if you're not, thank Mahrkale, and 390 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,220 either way I'd like to wish everyone save travels 391 01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:36,220 home and 392 01:03:36,220 --> 01:03:38,220 see you next year! 393 01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:20,310 Awooooo! 394 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,370 Oh come on, you were the police dog! 395 01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:25,370 Yesterday. Yes, you were! 396 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,370 You're the police dog! 397 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,130 I'm so starting a how now. 398 01:04:30,130 --> 01:04:30,640 Three, 399 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:31,200 two, 400 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:31,860 one.... 401 01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:34,330 Awwwooooooooo! 402 01:06:32,710 --> 01:06:36,020 I am ruining your shot! 403 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,220 *squeak squeak* 404 01:06:50,910 --> 01:06:52,000 *chirp* 405 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,350 *chirp chirp* 406 01:06:55,350 --> 01:06:57,350 *angry chirpy-squeaky,chirpensen-squeaky McSqueak* 407 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,040 Who is this? This is not consent! 408 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,600 This is not... 409 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,600 dammit! 410 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:45,860 Now I can't even see. 411 01:08:46,950 --> 01:08:47,910 Seriously? 412 01:08:47,910 --> 01:08:49,110 I'm being held against my will 413 01:08:49,110 --> 01:08:50,400 are you gonna help? 414 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,220 No. 415 01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:52,510 That kinda figures. 416 01:08:52,510 --> 01:08:54,220 It's more fun this way. 417 01:08:54,220 --> 01:08:55,840 That's the intro to rape! 418 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:56,930 Just let it happen. 419 01:08:56,930 --> 01:08:58,930 That's the intro to rape as well. 420 01:08:59,710 --> 01:09:01,970 I saw tan on the paw, is that Kryphos? 421 01:09:02,820 --> 01:09:03,840 God dammit! 422 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,680 So many people it could be! 423 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:08,730 If I look in your lens maybe I can see the reflection. 424 01:09:08,730 --> 01:09:10,060 He doesn't have a reflection. 425 01:09:10,060 --> 01:09:12,660 Bullshit. He's not a vampire. 426 01:09:14,110 --> 01:09:15,510 Whoo! 427 01:09:16,060 --> 01:09:18,400 Fucking stinky-ass lion! 428 01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:23,080 How do you know his ass is stinking? 429 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:26,330 All of him is stinky, how is his ass not? 430 01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,330 Probably the best smelling part of him, too. 431 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,400 Hello Jaryic! 432 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,800 What's that now? 433 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,170 It's me! 434 01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:18,170 He's the Austrian! 435 01:12:18,170 --> 01:12:20,640 The Austrian! 436 01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:24,510 Oh, new costumer! Oooooohhhh! 437 01:12:26,930 --> 01:12:28,020 So angry! 438 01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:30,020 Angry photo for you! 439 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,660 Why so angry! 440 01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:33,660 Thank you, thank you! 441 01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:36,730 Oh, new costumer! OoooOOOoooohhhh! 442 01:12:41,970 --> 01:12:43,910 Ooooooohhhhh! 443 01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:49,370 New costumer! OoooooooOOOOOooohhh! 444 01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:51,910 New costumer special for you! 445 01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:04,680 2 dollar for sign! 446 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:07,800 Oooooooooohhh! 447 01:13:16,510 --> 01:13:17,640 Oooooooohh! 448 01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:21,530 Bark! 449 01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:23,530 Baahrk! 450 01:14:31,530 --> 01:14:32,370 Eat here! 451 01:14:32,370 --> 01:14:34,370 You don't take home! 452 01:14:34,930 --> 01:14:36,330 Eat in here! 453 01:14:36,950 --> 01:14:38,510 Don't take home! 454 01:15:08,730 --> 01:15:09,910 Crazy! 455 01:15:09,910 --> 01:15:11,910 Ohh photo booth over here! 456 01:15:11,910 --> 01:15:13,910 Go look, go look over here! 457 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:24,150 2 dollar! No refund! 458 01:15:24,150 --> 01:15:26,150 No refund, no! 459 01:15:48,550 --> 01:15:51,150 You look like a hornet now. OMG. 460 01:16:04,150 --> 01:16:05,570 Hallo BB! 461 01:16:05,570 --> 01:16:06,110 Hallo! 462 01:16:06,110 --> 01:16:08,110 We are German dogs! 463 01:16:08,110 --> 01:16:10,110 We are full of German beer! 464 01:16:10,110 --> 01:16:10,730 Ja! 465 01:16:10,730 --> 01:16:12,730 Very gut! 466 01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:17,570 What is this? 467 01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:19,570 New costumer! 468 01:16:22,510 --> 01:16:24,710 Oooooooohhhhh! 469 01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:32,860 Welcome to MFF everybody! 470 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,530 It's the last night and I am..... 471 01:17:37,530 --> 01:17:39,530 Fucked. 472 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,600 Do you remember 473 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,660 Do you remember 474 01:17:48,150 --> 01:17:51,200 I want to be your sledgehammer! 475 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,750 Why don't you call my name? 476 01:17:56,220 --> 01:17:58,620 You better call me Sledgehammer! 477 01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:04,280 Let there be no doubt about it! Ah! 478 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,220 You spin me right round baby 479 01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:09,220 right round, like a record baby 480 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:11,220 right round, round, round! 481 01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:14,860 You can have a steam train 482 01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:17,950 If you 483 01:18:17,950 --> 01:18:19,040 just 484 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,080 lay 485 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,150 down 486 01:18:21,150 --> 01:18:22,460 your 487 01:18:22,460 --> 01:18:24,460 tracks... 488 01:18:26,460 --> 01:18:28,480 Why don't you call my name? 489 01:18:29,150 --> 01:18:31,370 I'm your sledge hammer! 490 01:18:32,220 --> 01:18:34,370 Let there be no doubt ab... 491 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,820 I've kicked the habit 492 01:18:36,820 --> 01:18:38,820 shed my skin! Shed my skin! 493 01:18:38,820 --> 01:18:40,820 This is the new stuff! 494 01:18:41,130 --> 01:18:43,350 I go dancing in! 495 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,060 Won't you show for me? 496 01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:46,170 I'll show for you! 497 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,770 And now the legend of the Dutch Oven Dragon: 498 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:30,770 As tod 499 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,060 by a cheap costume fox head. 500 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,680 and a... 501 01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:38,260 Titash balloon. 502 01:21:40,130 --> 01:21:42,530 As you stalk the Dutch Oven Dragon you'll notice 503 01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:44,530 that it makes weird sounds. 504 01:21:45,310 --> 01:21:47,060 [squeaky balloon noises] 505 01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:52,310 Be careful, if he closes the covers over you 506 01:21:52,310 --> 01:21:55,510 the last thing you hear before you suffocate 507 01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:57,510 [balloon farting noises] 508 01:21:57,550 --> 01:21:59,740 The Dutch Oven Dragon, Ladies and Gentlemen. 509 01:22:21,730 --> 01:22:23,620 Someone put a lay on that elephants nose! 510 01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:25,220 What the hell! 511 01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:27,220 That tentacle needs to be laid! 512 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,820 I think you've should spent the extra $50 for pupils. 513 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:28,680 BBF, you know what this is? 514 01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:30,170 What you just got involved in? 515 01:23:30,170 --> 01:23:32,170 This is Corner Con! 516 01:23:32,170 --> 01:23:34,170 It's got shut down once before 517 01:23:34,170 --> 01:23:36,170 but maybe because you're here it won't get 518 01:23:36,170 --> 01:23:38,170 shut down again! 519 01:23:39,220 --> 01:23:42,020 Corner Con 2016!