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*CRACK!!*
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Wow!
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*CRACK!*
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Brrrbllblllblblblblbllll!
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Brrrllllbblllblblblblblbllllll!
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Aaaawww!
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I can see this glow walk in front of me!
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I'm sending texts!
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Send!
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My little tiny phone!
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No, NOO!
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OH GOD!!!
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The universe is expanding upon itself!
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It... it is...
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parallel!
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1080p...
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.. sort of crazyness!
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Thinking of 1080p,
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I had a lot of diet Pepsi in the room
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I gotta 1080-pee coming up right now!
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Oh my god!
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[saxophone intensifies]
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Hi!
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If you like somebody, always
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put a dollar in their G-string!
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Oh my god!
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(laughs)
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Ever have one of those weeks where nothing goes right?
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And everything is
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against you and you just want
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to drink yourself into obl... eh!
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Let's talk about a
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specific night, shall we.
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I decided that I wanted to get one of these
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Global Entry things, it's one of those
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Homeland Security things where
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Basically, you apply and
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they ask you this little questionaire,
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"Are you Arab?"
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"Do you mean to kill the president?"
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[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Sometimes
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So I filled this out:
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"What's your passport number?"
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I went to get my passport, my nice
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well-used, well-issued passport
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and I set it on the desk, right here on the desk.
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Entered my passport number, tappitty tappitty.
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Okay, Boom!
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About 3, 4 days later I get an e-mail back:
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"Approved!"
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"You must make an appointment
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to come and have a physical interview
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with the Global Entry people."
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I said "How nice, yay!"
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I'd like to talk to them,
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where are they?
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Well, where are they?
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Portland?
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Chicago?
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Newark?
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Philadelphia?
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Dallas?
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Tokio? Seoul?
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Melbourne?
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I said, "Wait a minute."
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"I actually have to travel
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to one of these places to talk to these people
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and the website said: "Yes!"
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And they said:
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"Make sure you bring your passport!"
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Well, that's no problem, I've got it right...
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right, uhm....
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it's right...
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... was right ...
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...started pulling open the drawers...
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...put all the papers out, put them over here...
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Behind?
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Looked on top, looked down the side...
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Tried...
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not...
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to think of the fact that my waste
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basket was right here!
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Don't wanna think about that!
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I dismantled the desk.
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Bolt by bolt!
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And didn't find the passport.
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I had to
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write to the passport authority and say
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"I lost my passport."
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Now in most
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civilised states, you can go to the
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post office and you can say
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"I would like to get a new passport" and they'll take care of it.
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North Carolina, not falling into that
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cathegory,
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they don't take walk-ins
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into the post office. You have to call
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a special number to make an appointment
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to go to the post office.
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So I called that number.
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An entire day went by and I didn't hear
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anything, neither did I hear anything the next day.
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So the following day I went to the
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post office
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and when the lady finally opened the door
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I said "Madam, I called the
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number for an appointment, I haven't heard anything
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and she said "Oh yeah, it can take 5 to 7
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business days.
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Wait a minute....
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You're telling me I called the number, it's gonna take
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5 to 7 business days to get
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an appointment to come and see you?
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I need my passport, I have this
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interview with the Global Entry people
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in North Korea in about 3 weeks
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what am I gonna do?
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And she said "Well, Sir, there's nothing
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you can do" so I started to cry.
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She took pity on me...
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and she said "Well, I have
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exactly 5 minutes
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before I go on lunch. If you can come
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back here with all your paperwork
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I can squeeze you in. And I said "Bless you, Madam"
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so I ran home, I needed to get my
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birth certificate, all my papers
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and everything, my North Korean citizenship papers
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and I brought them in and
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I gave them my birth certificate
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And she looked at it and said "We can't take this."
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I said, "Uh..."
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But it's my birth certificate.
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Here it is." And she said "Yeah. but we can't
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take it." And I said Mam.
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I was born!"
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"I'm evidence of that!"
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"I wasn't exactly there to
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sign it at the time when that was."
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Apparently, the state of Pennsylvania,
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in the 1960s decided not
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to put the parent's name on the birth certificate.
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And that's a requirement these days to make sure
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I'm not an Arab terrorist.
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Yes, my name is Sam and my mother is
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"Muhammadette" and my dad is
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"Muhammed", I don't know!
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So I started to cry again
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and said "What am I gonna do?" and she said
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"Well, do you have an older passport?" I do!
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When I moved
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Well, in one of those boxes that
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says "Stuff" is my
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old passport! The one where I look like
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I'm 8 years old!
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So I went home and everyone of those boxes
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the ones you have when you move and don't open
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for 35 years, they're all open and all
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dumped in a giant pile in the middle of
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my bedroom and right on top I found the passport.
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So I brought it in
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and she said "Is this gonna
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be expedited service?"
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Expedited service is $195!
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$195 dollars on top of the $210
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speeding ticket I've gotten just
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two days before, all over a sudden my
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finances for that week were starting to
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look bleak. And I was
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thinking "Okay....
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Eeeeh, wow.
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Looks like I'm gonna be
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eating some Ramen for a little while.
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That very afternoon
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when I got home
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waiting for me was the package
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from my accountant whom
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2 weeks before I had sent all my
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tax paperwork. Now I
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THOUGHT that I had
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calculated properly, I'm moving to
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a new state, selling a house,
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buying a new house, new job,
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I thought I had calculated
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my tax liability correctly.
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Apparently not.
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I owe the IRS more than
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$3000....
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So,
$210 speeding ticket
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So,
$210 speeding ticket
$195 new passport application
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So,
$210 speeding ticket
$195 new passport application
and $3000 to the US government
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there goes my life savings
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and I looked at this,
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shell-shocked, and I read down
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to the bottom of the letter that the accountant
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included, and written on the bottom:
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"By the way, why did you send me your passport?"
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Couple of weeks ago
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I sent out one of these Twitter-twit-twats
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that you people are so fond of, on April 1st.
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And I made the observation: "You know...
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if ever I got in mind
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to kill myself, I'd do it on April 1st.
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Just to mess with you folks."
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Oh good Lord, you should've seen
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the fallout from that.
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"Uh, Uncle Kage is making a joke
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on suicide, Uncle Kage
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is insensitive!"
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Yeah, that's me, insensitive.
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I mentioned that I've been in emergency services for
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25 years, yeah, I'm
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an insensitive guy.
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Because some of these people were like
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"I knew somebody who committed suicide
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and you hurt me!"
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I'm sorry. I didn't intend to.
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I didn't mean to be
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insensitive.
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Yeah, totally insensitive.
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How insensitive do you have to be
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to be standing outside of a burning
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house, knowing that this
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mans wife and children are in there
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burning to cinders with him tearfully
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in front of you saying,
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"What has happened to my family?" and me
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not being able to tell him
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I'm telling him, "Sir, you need
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to go to the hospital, I'm sorry,
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I cannot tell you anything at this time.
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Am I insensitive because
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I was one of the first people on scene
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and I heard that women and the children
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fucking burning to death, and I'm
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going to hear that for the rest of
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my life?
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Now...
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If I'm insensitive,
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I had harmed people out there
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if their sensibilities
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are so tender and delicate
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that they cannot handle an
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off-color remark by an old man
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who was not thinking at the time
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well, guess what: It's a pretty
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god damn rough would out there, I've
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seen it. If you can't handle it,
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you better learn to grow up now
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while you still have time.
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If we get enough money up here
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I will change into my swimsuit
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on stage in front of everyone!
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Okay, Alkali, we didn't really
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plan this through, now what are we going to do?
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I'm gonna run around in a pile of money.
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That would be great art!
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We got a pandadude!
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Oh wait, is that a hundred?
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Oh, it's a 20! It's okay, you put it in Alkali's shirt pocket.
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You can put that in my shirt pocket!
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By the way, this is not booze-money,
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this goes directly to the charity
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Stray Dog Rescue!
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So what do we do now?
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Oh Pandez has a wallet!
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Wait a minute, that's Pandez 2.0!
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That's not the same Pandez I know!
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Hello Pandez 2.0!
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I can reach in your wallet, okay, you're good!
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Stand up!
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Face that way!
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Hang on! Enter last four digits...
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It's squishy, dude, you need to do some sit-ups!
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SIT!!
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Stand up, face that way!
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Close your eyes and think of England!
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Take it like a man!
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Face that way, gimme this!
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Gimme, gimme, there we go!
281
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,560
Hey, check this...
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Alright!
283
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Face that way, think of England!
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Pandez, do it!
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00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,580
(sings) Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
286
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,980
He has no idea what he's holding in his hands right now!
287
00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:40,560
Pandez: My paws are too big, I ...
288
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,740
It's too big, you all heard him!
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00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,980
Kage: Alright, I'll have to do it....
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00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,980
GOD DAMMIT!!
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00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,040
Kage: There you go,
292
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,040
Pandez, can you hold this?
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00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,220
BBF, hold this...
294
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,800
(sings) My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C...
295
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,240
WHAT THE FUCK???
(sings) My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C...
296
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,380
WHAT THE FUCK???
297
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,980
I wanna hear the rest of the song!
298
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,700
I can't spell that well!
299
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,160
Okay, there's plenty of room for more!
300
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,740
Hey!
301
00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:29,500
There's not that much room in those pants!
302
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,300
Dude, I got first hand knowledge,
303
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,300
there's plenty of room for more.
304
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,740
We have all this money on stage
305
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:42,280
And we have plenty inside your pants
306
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,400
Now, what do we do?
307
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400
I'm gonna drink!
308
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,700
But... there's a....
309
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,520
YOUR HAND WAS IN MY PANTS
310
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,520
I'M GONNA DRINK!!!!
311
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:10,180
Yeah, the cup's not gonna cut it.
312
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,440
Wine's not gonna cut it...
313
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,700
Can you put my wallet back into my pocket?
314
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,540
Gimme the wallet, I'll put it away for you.
315
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,540
No, no, in MY pocket!
316
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,080
You'll get it back when you stop being an asshole!
317
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,080
CUT IT OOOOOUUTTT!!!
318
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YOU'RE NOT -2-!!
319
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,720
A lot of people think you got great names...
320
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,560
Only if your real name surpasses
321
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,440
any legends of furry names
322
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,260
The chairman of
323
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:54,180
Eurofurence has the greatest furry name of all!
324
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,460
His name is
325
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,460
Sven Take-It-Off!
326
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,180
That's true, that's serious!
327
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,120
Which must've been really awkward when his mom got mad:
328
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,800
Sven, TAKE IT OFF!!
329
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,160
One of the problems is:
330
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,160
Sven is about 6'10"
331
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,160
he could break me in two
332
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,160
but he's not here right now!
333
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,580
I noticed a lot of your jokes
334
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,580
end with "He's not here right now!"
335
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,940
I'm showing up to the rest of your cons
336
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,940
so you're not allowed to use that one on me!
337
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:34,560
Cause I'm 6'8", shorty!
338
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,480
Alright, let's try this again:
339
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,480
Every person in this room: Shut up, shorty!
340
00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:46,480
I'M 6'8", WHAT DO YOU WANT??
341
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,760
Dude, it is not polite
342
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,240
to shout out your IQ like that.
343
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,460
Standing ovation for that?!
344
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,600
Yeah, guess who, two people on stage can ban you.
345
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,720
Alkali...!
346
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:15,342
what will $100 buy?
347
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,460
If you guys don't mind
348
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,460
I'll be right here for a little while....
349
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,020
It was my intention.
350
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,020
when we are finished here, that I
351
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,020
wanted to go down to the swimming pool
352
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,020
and take a dip into the pool.
353
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,020
I'll happen to have my swinsuit on
354
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,740
It depends on what it's worth to people!
355
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,940
It's worth $15...
356
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,220
Music please!
357
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:46,520
Smells like Anthrocon!
358
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,940
You mean alcohol...
359
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,940
Same thing.
360
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:46,100
Kage, you're right!
361
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,100
The hat makes all the difference!
362
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,440
...dip in the natatorium
363
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,640
after the performance
364
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,860
What a wonderful way to relax and... eh...
365
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,280
Come on! Step wisely. Step wisely.
366
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,280
Thank you very much, step wisely, thank you, thank you!
367
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,860
Step wisely!
368
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,000
Allright, down to the natatorium, come on!
369
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,240
join me going down there for a dip, shall we? shall we?
370
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,120
going down to the basement. B for bar!
371
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,480
and didn't that say down when we came in here?
372
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,660
I'm sure it did!
373
00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:32,980
It said down!
374
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:34,540
I feel jibbed!
375
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,120
What's it doing on that floor??
376
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,560
Fucking American construction, that's the problem
377
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,400
Ok...
378
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,400
I'm lost
379
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,760
What?
380
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,780
It's only 1.2 meters ( 4' )
381
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:38,020
I don't know what you're asking, eh...
382
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:40,860
I don't think I...
383
00:25:41,530 --> 00:25:41,900
What?
384
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:10,700
*brrrr*
385
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,680
Oh god that's cold. Ahhh
386
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,210
Kalt! Kalt kalt kalt kalt!
(Cold! Cold cold cold cold!)
387
00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:16,410
Zu kalt, zu kalt, zu kalt, zu kalt! Ahhh
(Too cold, too cold, too cold, too cold!)
388
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,740
Kalt kalt kalt!
389
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,770
Hot tub!
390
00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:20,050
You've got...
391
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:23,440
a floating head tripod I can borrow?
392
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,290
Ohh yea...
393
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,530
Ohh yea...
394
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,810
Ohhh!
395
00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:31,480
...yea!
396
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,260
[PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND]
397
00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:37,500
Whats wrong?
398
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,340
[PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND]
399
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:39,500
Awww!
[PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND]
400
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,000
Awww!
401
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:44,410
???
402
00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:47,690
[LAUGHING] It was... funny as well. It's still connected...
403
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,690
???
404
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:52,920
Oh no!
405
00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:54,920
Turn around and look out the door!
406
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,920
Turn around!
407
00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:04,530
[PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND EVEN MORE]
408
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,130
We weren't doing anything!
409
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:20,780
We have...
410
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:24,900
the wonderful: Azure The Bat!
411
00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:31,080
Gale Frostbaaaaaane!
412
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,880
Big applause for Ruki Natsu!
413
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,260
[WHIPLASH]
414
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,160
ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT CONTESTAAAAANT!!!!
415
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,640
Put your hands together for the one and only
416
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,900
Wolfpup TK
417
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,620
So overall very good use of the suit.
418
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,660
I liked...
419
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:18,360
You are actually blushing, hehe
420
00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:21,240
It's awesome
421
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,940
Where's... where's my free hugs?
422
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:25,320
Where is my...? Nuuu
423
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,820
Moment of silence for Pandez
424
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,360
Not fair!
425
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,980
No no no no no!
426
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:42,180
o/~ You cat's think you are good at everything and o/~
427
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:45,060
o/~ ?? can't do anything. I'll show you! o/~
428
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:35,860
Wings Squeakerson & Eucalyptus Streisand
429
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,620
There's a camera on the ceiling
430
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,400
I can't wait to see this perspective of the dance contest
431
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,980
You know there is one little thing maybe...
432
00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:02,380
you just seemed like there was a lot of the same, similar hand
433
00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:05,580
movements and I don't think they are paying attention.
434
00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:27,580
Let's try this again
435
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:31,580
If you don't know who this is, this is Paul!
436
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,700
and he is such a mess,
437
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,460
that's who he is.
438
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:35,700
His twitter handle: @PaulTheLeg
that's who he is.
439
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,440
His twitter handle: @PaulTheLeg
440
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:37,700
Yea, and, he's just, he's...
His twitter handle: @PaulTheLeg
441
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:39,800
Yea, and, he's just, he's...
442
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:41,800
filled with booze, he's just...
443
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,340
Delicious!
444
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:49,160
Absolutely delicious!
445
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,800
You did it for real?
446
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,520
Ha!
447
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,200
I win!
448
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,800
I'm the Stampion!
449
00:47:42,580 --> 00:47:43,760
*omnomnomnomnom*
450
00:47:58,020 --> 00:47:59,260
Professor possum
451
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:02,260
How do you do sir?
452
00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:09,760
I teach you all the things about professoring!
453
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,360
Did he just teach us about being professors?
454
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:19,700
You understand?
455
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:20,720
Nein! (no!)
456
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,040
You understand?
457
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,900
And this is FCN.. ehhh...
458
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,900
And this is MCFC for you!
459
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:40,900
AHHhhhhhhH!!
460
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:44,380
Abdomination! Abdomination!
461
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:49,540
God damn!
462
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:09,080
*chortle*
463
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,620
Keeatah?
464
00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:12,680
[LAUGHS]
465
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,080
Of course!
[LAUGHS]
466
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,340
Of course!
467
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:01,140
Malibooya
468
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,360
whole milk crate
469
00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:13,480
98 Malibooya
470
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,480
3.99 a month
471
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:19,960
I don't know what's going on
472
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,960
I don't know... oh god
473
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:24,060
Ohohoo
474
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,880
Why are you doing this to me?
475
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,840
Why are you doing this?
476
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,600
Why would you do this?
477
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,260
Oh my god!
478
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,460
Too cute!
479
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:04,460
Yes is is
480
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:12,800
Ok now twerk!
481
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,700
Let's go crazy!
482
00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:22,540
Aaaahhh!
483
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,280
MCFC. Twerk con, or taco con. Circle twackle...
484
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,480
Turkle twat.
485
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Twirkle Bell Con...
486
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,480
2014
487
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,100
Hello! It's nice to see ya!
488
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:41,160
I hope you enjoyed the meet and ask
489
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:43,360
Twerk it!
490
00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,920
That's hot tacos!
491
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:05,680
That's it! That's how you do it!
492
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:08,680
You gotta get some Twerco Bell in ya
493
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:11,000
and then you just feel it coming on
494
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,360
and then it just goes out of your ass
495
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,180
that's how you have diarrhea. The end!
496
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:18,540
I can't fucking follow that. It's ridiculous.
497
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,440
I'm not twerking anywhere!
498
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,340
Oddy should twerk, right?
499
00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:31,680
Oddy should twerk!
500
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,420
You should twerk!
501
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:32,480
How do you twerk?
You should twerk!
502
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,300
How do you twerk?
503
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,820
Ok, listen:
504
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:38,680
It's all out of your lower back.
505
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,300
Now forward
506
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:42,440
Now back
507
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:43,860
Now forward
508
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:46,640
Now back. You don't move your upper body
509
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,260
Just... YES!
510
00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:50,320
YOU'RE TWERKING! YOU'RE TWERKING!
511
00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:52,960
OH MY GOD ODDY!
512
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,620
you're so good!
513
00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:55,640
Oh my god, you're like a natural
514
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,580
Where did you go?
Oh my god, you're like a natural
515
00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:57,360
Where did you go?
516
00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:58,980
I'm embarrassed now!
517
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,460
Hi, it's 4am
518
00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:04,020
I've gotten drunk as shit. I woke up naked in a hallway, maybe
519
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:07,060
I fucking slept in an frigging ice-box
520
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,980
then I just like woke up, walked into my room, put on a fursuit
521
00:58:10,980 --> 00:58:14,100
said the word fuck, took it off, went to Taco Bell
522
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,220
and we rocked Lords of Acid
523
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:19,460
Welcome to 4am - Motor City Furcon
524
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,700
o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
525
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:25,040
I have the right to remain silent!
526
01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:11,140
We've got two cameras now!
527
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,760
You nosebeep that one, I nosebeep this one, kay?
528
01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:24,880
I nosebeep that one, you nosebeep this one!
529
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:42,180
It is Sunday!
530
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,180
Last day of the con!
531
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,180
and.... eep?
532
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,900
Hold on, I'm talking!
533
01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:51,300
Sunday, last day of the..... erf?!
534
01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,300
Stop pulling my tail!
535
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,300
Sunday, last day of the con!
536
01:00:55,300 --> 01:00:57,300
This is ... hello...!?
537
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,100
Got'em!
538
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,100
I got 'em!
539
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,400
Hey, Totter!
540
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,340
I got him, I got him!
541
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,340
One, two...
542
01:03:04,340 --> 01:03:06,340
three!
543
01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:08,340
*whines*
544
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,700
Camera-nerds!
545
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,400
Someone needs to bring this ferret a giant sock.
546
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,800
[crash!]
547
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,800
Ow! That's a window!
548
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,540
Hey, hey Kurst! Hi!
549
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:03,260
How do you like the con?
550
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,260
Cameras are good! Here!
551
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:07,260
It's an interview! You're being interviewed!
552
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:10,040
Hi! You like the con so far?
553
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:14,520
You like the con? Yes? No?
554
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,520
Yes?! No??
555
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,520
You like the camera?
556
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,820
No?
557
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:45,700
No, no! GoPro, go home!
558
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,580
GoPro or go home!
559
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,580
YOU BROKE THE SIGN!!
560
01:04:50,580 --> 01:04:52,580
YOU BROKE IT!!
561
01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:55,980
What in Heaven's name are you doing?
562
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:57,980
You broke the sign!
563
01:05:00,820 --> 01:05:02,440
Uh oh...
564
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,660
Neko did it! HE DID IT!!
565
01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:08,460
No, he did it!
566
01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:13,820
He did it! The blue one!
567
01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:14,940
The blue one did it!
568
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,820
You're not gonna poke me with that, are you?
569
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,060
Haha! Hahahaha!
570
01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:27,880
Hah Hoo!
571
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:36,200
Aim for the face! Aim for the face!
572
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,140
There you go!
573
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:52,160
No! Don't put me in the line of fire!
574
01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:05,680
I didn't do it!
575
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,340
*whine* *whine* *whine* *whine*
576
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:39,840
Hi there!
577
01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:43,380
This is Sozan!
578
01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:46,140
Very adorable, cute!
579
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:13,380
o/~ What does the fox say?
580
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,800
Oh no....
581
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,800
Really?
582
01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:22,660
We're in room 240, the first
583
01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:24,660
bed on the left, make sure to be there tonight
584
01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:26,660
about 1 am!
585
01:07:26,660 --> 01:07:28,660
Someone will be moaning
586
01:07:28,660 --> 01:07:30,660
with broken English!
587
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:36,000
That's my husband you're talking about!
588
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:31,740
Ferret, ferret. Ferret! Ferret.
589
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,300
I wanna say you guys are amazing!
590
01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:24,280
Absolutely amazing!
591
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,280
[applause]
592
01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:35,840
I am *cough*
593
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:37,840
I am the voice for one thing
594
01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:41,560
I'm known either as Shannon
595
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:44,060
Temper Tabby or Grumpycat
596
01:13:44,060 --> 01:13:46,060
If any of you don't know me yet...
597
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,440
I am the voice for 7 hours for panels
598
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:51,440
for one thing,
599
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:53,440
I was the volunteer coordinator
600
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:57,360
and 'Hey you I can't find so and so'
601
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:59,360
So, yeah,
602
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,360
I was everywhere this con
603
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:03,360
and I'd like to thank everyone who
604
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,360
volunteered, everyone that we dragged into
605
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,360
being a volunteer...
606
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,360
and friends that just
607
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,360
were volunteers, too. Thank you!
608
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:15,760
Some of you may know me as Firestorm Six,
609
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,760
I build fursuits.
610
01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:20,060
We got a halo!
611
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,740
I'd like to thank the staff
612
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:24,740
it's been a great honor
613
01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:28,280
it's been one of my best conventions I ever attended so far
614
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:32,440
in the last 15 years
615
01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:34,440
and I had so much fun, you guys
616
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,440
all helped make it much better and
617
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:38,440
I'll definitely be back next year!
618
01:14:42,620 --> 01:14:45,120
You guys have been awesome, I mean
619
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:48,120
we never in a while would've expected over 1000
620
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,120
people, Mojo's gonna get
621
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:51,620
those numbers
622
01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:56,920
One of the reg people is gonna get those numbers!
623
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,640
But it was over 1000 people
624
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,780
which is awesome.
625
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:08,700
We've also had an awesome
626
01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:10,700
A/V crew, they've sat in the back corner
627
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:12,700
all the time!
628
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,360
Those guys back there!
629
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:20,900
Thank you guys for including us in, I had a ton of fun
630
01:15:20,900 --> 01:15:22,900
and big thanks to complete
631
01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:24,900
production systems, our vendor
632
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,900
for all the equipment
633
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:39,180
How many lightbulbs or fixtures
634
01:15:39,180 --> 01:15:41,180
did we take down?
635
01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:43,180
Three!
636
01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,180
[feedback noise]
637
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,240
Three times it fell off, this one over here!
638
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:53,880
You guys wanna do the charity right now?
639
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,880
We did get a final count,
640
01:15:55,880 --> 01:16:00,500
we had $563 in cash
641
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,700
donations, Friday and Saturday
642
01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:05,980
We had....
643
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:07,980
ah..... we...
644
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:10,860
We had with Alkali and Kage's
645
01:16:10,860 --> 01:16:14,120
comedy hour, they raised $2000 on the spot
646
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,120
they like even numbers,
647
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:21,160
we also got...
648
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,160
Here, come on, Cherry!
649
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:25,160
Come on Cherry!
650
01:16:29,980 --> 01:16:32,320
Aaawww!
651
01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:36,800
But overall, our
652
01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:40,940
She's not... she's trying to get into....
653
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:46,000
Overall, cash, with the charity auction,
654
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,560
with Alkali and Kage's comedy hour
655
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,940
and with the cash donations
656
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:56,120
we raised $6380!
657
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,020
I can't....
658
01:17:10,780 --> 01:17:14,200
But wait, there's more!
659
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,200
Since we like even numbers
660
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,200
and we had an awesome turnout,
661
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,440
we're going to round this up to $7000 even!
662
01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:25,360
So we're going to give them $7000
663
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,360
for this weekend!
664
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,660
I don't know what to say, everybody...
665
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,400
I....
666
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,400
Thank you! We would have been happy with the
667
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,400
donation cans, I mean, that was more
668
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,400
than we expected and
669
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,400
when we were invited to come here
670
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,340
I had no idea what....
671
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:01,340
You guys...
672
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:03,340
I just...
673
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,160
We had a total of
674
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,160
980 people here.
675
01:18:26,780 --> 01:18:28,620
[applause]
676
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:34,540
That is incredible, guys!
677
01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:36,800
The very number of people that pre-regged
678
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,800
that unfortunately could not make it
679
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,040
to pick up their registration
680
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:47,460
There were, I think, 13 no-shows,
681
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:51,360
so technically, the total is 967, but
682
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,360
Sorry guys!
683
01:18:53,540 --> 01:18:56,140
On that note, we had
684
01:18:56,140 --> 01:19:01,320
out of those 967, we had an amazing number of sponsors
685
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,200
we actually had over
686
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:06,200
445 sponsor level or above
687
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,200
So, sponsor, supersponsor,
688
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,200
also the right times
689
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,200
sponsors, so
690
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:16,180
that's basically half the attendance was sponsor level!
691
01:19:16,180 --> 01:19:18,560
Which.... thank you guys!
692
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,260
I think you guys like BEER...!
693
01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:23,260
[applause]
694
01:19:26,540 --> 01:19:29,020
Staff has had a stressful weekend
695
01:19:29,020 --> 01:19:32,140
so we have a wrecking ball!
696
01:19:32,140 --> 01:19:35,140
Indy is our crane
697
01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:45,180
Staff would like to let some stress out!
698
01:19:52,780 --> 01:19:55,460
Pandez, would you sing for us?
699
01:19:55,460 --> 01:19:57,460
Pandez is going to sing wrecking ball!
700
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:07,560
Pandez: o/~ We came in like a wrecking ball!
701
01:20:08,620 --> 01:20:13,760
Pandez: o/~ We gave so much money to the charity!
702
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:17,660
Pandez: o/~ We loved the free beeeer heeeere!
703
01:20:17,660 --> 01:20:21,360
Pandez: o/~ Cause it's Motor City FurCon!
704
01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:24,740
Somebody, come on!
705
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:29,060
OMG, don't hit the attendees!
706
01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:34,200
[A/V plays Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus]
707
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,510
Thanks Oddy!
708
01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:38,510
I'm not singing anymore!
709
01:20:41,650 --> 01:20:43,400
Glowsticks!
710
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,310
There's candy!
711
01:20:45,310 --> 01:20:47,310
Life is sweet!
712
01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:10,060
But wait, there's also a
713
01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:12,060
little bit more!
714
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:18,510
We're closed we're [voice gets silenced by audience applauding]
715
01:21:23,450 --> 01:21:26,710
See you in 2015 everybody!
716
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:13,740
Hiiii!
717
01:22:13,740 --> 01:22:15,740
I'm gonna miss you!
718
01:22:58,370 --> 01:23:00,540
It wasn't me!
719
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:04,540
Have you seen Room 366? That was me!
720
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,710
I'm BigBlueFox!
721
01:23:06,710 --> 01:23:10,480
That Anthrocon documentary, that was totally me, too!
722
01:23:15,310 --> 01:23:19,680
BigBlueFox has nothing on me, I'm Revit!
723
01:23:47,620 --> 01:23:50,080
BBF, don't film this, this is just a mess.
724
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:52,080
Everything's a mess!
725
01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:57,850
This is happening!
726
01:23:57,850 --> 01:23:59,850
BBF, I'm way too wasted!
727
01:23:59,850 --> 01:24:01,850
I'm a dirty gurrrl!
728
01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:05,200
So dirty!
729
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,200
We need to find Revit!
730
01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:11,110
Jesus...
731
01:24:11,110 --> 01:24:13,110
BBF, stahp!
732
01:24:13,110 --> 01:24:15,110
Don't do this anymore!
733
01:24:17,110 --> 01:24:19,480
I feel like I'm in Narnia right now.
734
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,480
Like this isn't even real!
735
01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:25,650
I sucked on some girls 42F booze earlier
736
01:24:26,820 --> 01:24:28,650
and....
737
01:25:01,820 --> 01:25:03,540
No, nono, this....
738
01:25:04,450 --> 01:25:07,000
Stop it BBF! Aaaaah!
739
01:25:15,370 --> 01:25:18,060
I... am a...
740
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:20,060
dirty girl!
741
01:25:20,940 --> 01:25:23,620
Elli, help me!
742
01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:32,140
I'm the supervillain Blueball and I'm here
743
01:25:32,140 --> 01:25:34,820
to tell you you're not getting laid tonight. Sorry!
744
01:25:35,050 --> 01:25:36,820
If there's anyone who's not getting laid
745
01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:39,370
tonight, it's this guy!
746
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:42,450
These skunks aren't getting laid tonight!
747
01:25:42,450 --> 01:25:43,510
Sorry!
748
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:48,600
I was Blueballs first victim back in 1984!
749
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:51,680
Straight out of the womb into my hands he came!
750
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:52,620
and I....
751
01:25:52,620 --> 01:25:54,620
Wait, I did what?
752
01:25:54,620 --> 01:25:56,620
Straight from your mothers whoosh!
753
01:26:04,740 --> 01:26:07,140
The amount of negative libido
754
01:26:07,170 --> 01:26:09,540
in this area is amazing!
755
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:11,540
If ever there was
756
01:26:11,540 --> 01:26:13,540
one of my greatest abilities
757
01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:15,540
my masterpiece if you will,
758
01:26:15,540 --> 01:26:18,310
It's this man!
759
01:26:18,310 --> 01:26:20,310
I'm so sorry!
760
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,740
Nothing but sadness for your family!
761
01:26:24,170 --> 01:26:27,080
No grand children for you! Nope!
762
01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:35,600
Hey, maybe I'm getting laid tonight!
763
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:39,700
Not even this fox would eat you!
764
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:44,250
There's nothing like a coon!
765
01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:46,250
Once you had coon, the rest is on the moon!
766
01:26:49,110 --> 01:26:52,980
*mumble mumble*
767
01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:54,980
Hello there, Mr. Coyote!
768
01:26:59,310 --> 01:27:01,450
If ever there was a candidate for
769
01:27:01,450 --> 01:27:05,480
the Virginal Academy of Never Gonna Have Pups: There we go!
770
01:27:06,110 --> 01:27:08,000
Like Jesus said on the cross:
771
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,000
Hide the eggs!
772
01:27:11,980 --> 01:27:15,960
Wait wait! Aren't you the oompa-loompa from
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
773
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:16,220
Noo no no! Aren't you the postery child..?
Wait wait! Aren't you the oompa-loompa from
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
774
01:27:16,220 --> 01:27:19,680
Noo no no! Aren't you the postery child..?
775
01:27:20,180 --> 01:27:22,780
ehh ehh, condoms from...
776
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:26,020
Hey hey hey, keep your stick to yourself
777
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:27,540
Hey now, wait a minute
778
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:29,440
Now this is not good
779
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,400
Lot's of free fun here
780
01:27:48,220 --> 01:27:50,100
Woa! No, not me!
781
01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:53,600
You got it all wrong
782
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:53,860
You gonna be my best friend, pal!
You got it all wrong
783
01:27:53,860 --> 01:27:55,860
You gonna be my best friend, pal!
784
01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:58,420
I coated in blowfish poison, you don't wanna bite me!
785
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:05,280
Here, eat this!
786
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,620
It's a little stringy
787
01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:08,620
but it dances well. Go ahead!
788
01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:24,160
These animals are rather hungry!
789
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:28,020
Oh, well I am a natural dispenser of maple syrup
790
01:28:28,020 --> 01:28:31,500
This man is a natural dispenser of maple syrup
791
01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:34,400
It takes about 47 minutes but I'll give you a good time
792
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:34,780
As a Canadian it comes right out of him
It takes about 47 minutes but I'll give you a good time
793
01:28:34,780 --> 01:28:36,780
As a Canadian it comes right out of him
794
01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:38,660
Ehh...
795
01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:43,280
All you need is a pancake or a waffle
or something to get him going
796
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:47,480
Nam!
797
01:28:57,380 --> 01:28:58,780
Husky? Fox? Wolf?
798
01:28:58,780 --> 01:28:58,900
Wolf!
Husky? Fox? Wolf?
799
01:28:58,900 --> 01:28:59,220
Wolf!
800
01:28:59,220 --> 01:28:59,520
Wolf!
Wolf!
801
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:01,220
Wolf!
802
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:03,220
Cute little wolf, look at it, it's...
803
01:29:03,620 --> 01:29:05,540
It's like a wolf only smaller
804
01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:11,400
Hi!
805
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:13,960
Oh! Well hello
806
01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:16,740
Welcome to the dead dog...
807
01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:19,920
shenanigan zone at MCFC
808
01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:23,700
Yaay!
809
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,220
How's it going?
810
01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:34,220
I'd like you to introduce me to all my friends here
811
01:29:34,900 --> 01:29:36,220
there is a rabbit over there you should eat,
812
01:29:36,220 --> 01:29:37,760
and there is a wolf you should eat,
813
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:38,320
a wolf?
814
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:40,320
and another wolf you should eat!
815
01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:34,280
Suprise! [LAUGHS]
816
01:30:58,220 --> 01:30:59,320
[CAMERAMAN LAUGHS]
817
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,560
Honey, turn off the light
818
01:31:03,060 --> 01:31:04,720
Has this ever happened to you?
819
01:31:05,340 --> 01:31:06,920
Presenting: "The clapper"
820
01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:09,200
Lets your appliances turn on and off
821
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:10,420
just by clapping
822
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,960
clap on the music!
823
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:13,760
[CLASSICAL MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]
824
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:14,780
It's easy
825
01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:18,400
Plug the clapper into any household outlet
826
01:31:18,460 --> 01:31:20,820
then plug in your lamp, tv or stereo
827
01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:22,000
o/~ Clap on!
828
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:22,360
[CLAP]
o/~ Clap on!
829
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:22,680
[CLAP]
[CLAP]
o/~ Clap on!
830
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:23,640
o/~ Clap off!
831
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:24,000
[CLAP]
o/~ Clap off!
832
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:24,680
[CLAP]
[CLAP]
o/~ Clap off!
833
01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,300
Hello there! Haha
834
01:33:00,300 --> 01:33:02,300
Yes, I'm back!
835
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:10,000
Sorry, can't walk over here!
836
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,000
Wet floor!
837
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:14,000
Sorry. Wet floor!
838
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:15,180
Sorry.
839
01:33:15,940 --> 01:33:18,000
Go back sir. Go back!
840
01:33:24,980 --> 01:33:26,440
Oh a lion. How are you?
841
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:31,040
This Lion is not getting laid either
842
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:33,040
even though... woa...
843
01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:38,740
Everybody needs more blue moon!
844
01:34:58,300 --> 01:34:59,760
It was delicious!
845
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:27,920
I'll eat that shit
846
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:29,900
Fuck you!
847
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,760
Hey here is Firestorm. What's up B.B.F?
848
01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:44,760
Just got out of suit so I'm all sticky and...
849
01:37:45,220 --> 01:37:47,380
I can feel it too. It's kinda disgusting
850
01:37:47,380 --> 01:37:48,540
I'm disgusting, yea
I can feel it too. It's kinda disgusting
851
01:37:48,540 --> 01:37:48,600
I'm disgusting, yea
852
01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:51,260
A little bit. That fursuit funk though
853
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:53,560
Yeah...
854
01:37:53,780 --> 01:37:55,560
You should eat some bread.
855
01:37:56,420 --> 01:37:57,160
Just raw bread?
856
01:37:57,160 --> 01:37:57,320
Yea
Just raw bread?
857
01:37:57,320 --> 01:37:57,800
Yea
858
01:37:58,780 --> 01:37:59,840
Welcome to America
859
01:37:59,840 --> 01:38:00,900
Welcome to America [LAUGHS]
860
01:38:00,900 --> 01:38:02,220
Yea, we eat bread here.
861
01:38:02,220 --> 01:38:05,180
Well, alas, we're at the end of Motor City Furcon
862
01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:07,920
I have to say it has been a wonderful convention
863
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:13,780
I've been here when FCN was around and thi
is just a great con. It's just fabulous
864
01:38:14,440 --> 01:38:17,960
Friends of ours are great to see. Drinks are good, you know
865
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:20,960
Great location. Nice and cool here but
866
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:23,560
man, this is an awesome convention and
867
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:27,200
I hope to see you all next year at Motor City Furcon 2015!
868
01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:29,200
*AROOOOO*
869
01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:32,400
First year MCFC. What do you think?
870
01:38:32,740 --> 01:38:34,400
Ahh, it's FCN
871
01:38:36,260 --> 01:38:37,920
which is good
872
01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:38,760
Yes
873
01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:40,760
Yes it was very good
874
01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:43,720
It kicks ass, and it was pretty awesome
875
01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:45,720
Well, I... Very nice
876
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:48,540
Dance comp was amazing and...
877
01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:49,960
I would love to see you next year.
878
01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:52,580
For my first Motor City Furcon this is a very good con.
879
01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:54,580
First year MCFC. How did you like it?
880
01:38:56,760 --> 01:38:58,440
This con is actually...
881
01:38:59,040 --> 01:38:59,920
Get out of my face!
882
01:38:59,920 --> 01:39:01,380
Did you have a good time?
883
01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:05,020
Awesome!
884
01:39:05,880 --> 01:39:08,960
Amazing for its first time out here I think
885
01:39:09,060 --> 01:39:11,180
It was a good first year for this con.
886
01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:13,180
FCN 2.0
887
01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:14,000
The best
888
01:39:14,220 --> 01:39:15,260
Just keep going
889
01:39:15,420 --> 01:39:19,800
This is on the "to must do" con list
890
01:39:20,480 --> 01:39:22,760
Motor City Furcon 2014,
891
01:39:22,760 --> 01:39:24,760
been a first-year con this was fabulous
892
01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:27,880
Super awesome. This was a great con, I mean we had
893
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:31,180
such a good turnout with all the attendees
894
01:39:31,180 --> 01:39:32,960
We almost hit that 1000 mark.
895
01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:34,820
Next year we're gonna be over it.
896
01:39:34,820 --> 01:39:36,740
But it's been an awesome convention
897
01:39:36,740 --> 01:39:38,400
so far. Thank you guys!
898
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:41,260
My impression of MCFC?
899
01:39:45,060 --> 01:39:46,020
It was great...
900
01:39:46,660 --> 01:39:48,020
a lot of nice people
901
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:50,020
it was fabulous
902
01:39:50,020 --> 01:39:52,020
MCFC blew my mind
903
01:39:52,020 --> 01:39:53,620
absolutely, uhmm...
904
01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:57,080
I liked it, it's a smaller con. You can see all your friends and flop more
905
01:39:57,080 --> 01:40:01,940
but it was a good a good con. I like it!
906
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:04,780
MCFC, first one, 2014
907
01:40:04,780 --> 01:40:08,080
Guest of Honor was so much fun, like... wohoo!
908
01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:10,080
Yea, I'm just... overwhelmed
909
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:13,240
The kindness that people have for the dogs
910
01:40:13,240 --> 01:40:14,120
if that makes sense?
911
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:16,580
Your first year MCFC. What's the impression?
912
01:40:33,060 --> 01:40:36,100
This guy, and that guy...
913
01:40:36,100 --> 01:40:36,980
These guys...
914
01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:37,760
Pretty good
915
01:40:38,060 --> 01:40:41,260
Well, you know? I wasn't sure what to expect,
916
01:40:41,260 --> 01:40:43,420
didn't know what kind of dogs to bring
917
01:40:43,420 --> 01:40:47,020
But I cannot believe the sincerity and the honesty
918
01:40:47,020 --> 01:40:49,600
and the generosity of everybody here of us.
919
01:40:50,250 --> 01:40:52,800
I think every single person that walked by the table
920
01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:54,540
donated, gave something
921
01:40:54,540 --> 01:40:56,540
I mean, it's been a great con!
922
01:40:56,540 --> 01:40:58,540
Lots of fun, lots of dancing!
923
01:40:59,110 --> 01:41:01,110
Einfach wunderbar! (simply wonderful)
924
01:41:01,110 --> 01:41:03,110
It was just amazing and
925
01:41:03,110 --> 01:41:05,110
I'll definitely will come back next year again.
926
01:41:05,620 --> 01:41:08,820
We can hope for 700 but we will not break 750.
927
01:41:08,820 --> 01:41:10,820
I guarantee you we will not break 750.
928
01:41:10,820 --> 01:41:12,820
If we break 750 I will buy dinner
929
01:41:12,820 --> 01:41:15,250
for the entire staff.
930
01:41:15,250 --> 01:41:17,250
We are not gonna break 750.
931
01:41:17,250 --> 01:41:19,000
We almost broke 1000!
932
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,000
You guys are insane!!
933
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:23,940
Why did you do this to me any my wallet?
934
01:41:23,940 --> 01:41:25,940
Most first year cons, they get a year
935
01:41:25,940 --> 01:41:27,940
and a half, two years before they actually
936
01:41:27,940 --> 01:41:29,940
get everything in motion, these guys got
937
01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:31,940
like a couple months and they did a great job!
938
01:41:31,940 --> 01:41:33,940
When I heard about
939
01:41:33,940 --> 01:41:35,940
the closure of FCN I was very disappointed
940
01:41:35,940 --> 01:41:37,940
and I thought "damn, no more Michigan"
941
01:41:37,940 --> 01:41:39,940
"I won't be back here" and then
942
01:41:39,940 --> 01:41:41,940
I heard about this con and I thought I'll give it a shot
943
01:41:41,940 --> 01:41:43,940
Even if the con sucks it
944
01:41:43,940 --> 01:41:45,940
should be a lot of fun because of the attendees and
945
01:41:45,940 --> 01:41:47,940
but it was great! They did a hell of a job
946
01:41:47,940 --> 01:41:49,940
to get this con together in about
947
01:41:49,940 --> 01:41:51,310
6 months.
948
01:41:51,310 --> 01:41:53,310
Fuck yes!
949
01:41:53,310 --> 01:41:55,970
Probably my best weekend at a furrycon I've ever had.
950
01:41:56,740 --> 01:41:57,970
Thumbs up!
951
01:41:57,970 --> 01:41:59,970
It's a great first year con, I mean they have
952
01:41:59,970 --> 01:42:01,970
some first year con problems, but also
953
01:42:01,970 --> 01:42:03,970
you know, past 1000,
954
01:42:03,970 --> 01:42:05,970
I'd think you will have problems
955
01:42:05,970 --> 01:42:07,970
that are normal for a furry con!
956
01:42:35,170 --> 01:42:37,250
I'm definitely coming back next year.
957
01:42:37,250 --> 01:42:39,020
Of course I will!
958
01:42:39,020 --> 01:42:41,020
You're coming, too?
959
01:42:41,310 --> 01:42:43,020
Nice, I like that, nice!
960
01:42:45,020 --> 01:42:46,880
Oh yeah!
961
01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:48,880
Yes definitely, I mean it was a great time
962
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:53,310
the hotel staff has been great like they were when FCN was here
963
01:42:53,310 --> 01:42:55,310
Will you sell your grandma to come back?
964
01:42:55,310 --> 01:42:57,310
I'll sell the pope to come back!
965
01:42:57,310 --> 01:42:58,880
How's that?
966
01:42:58,880 --> 01:43:00,880
I have a choice: Anime Detour
967
01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:02,880
or Motor City Furcon?
968
01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:04,080
Anime?
969
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:05,080
Furry?
970
01:43:05,080 --> 01:43:06,600
Hmmm....
971
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:08,400
Gee, I'm going furry!
972
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:10,400
Motor City Furcon 2015
973
01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:12,400
BE THERE!