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Fucking wind!
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Rock star fox...
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Big blue rockstar!
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Here is my rock star!
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[scratching noises]
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I didn't do it! You didn't? I may?
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but if the seventh floor pisses us off...
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we got em. We got their HVAC.
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They’ll be boiling!
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Ahhh, he ate a GoPro!
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*burp*
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*burp*
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*burp*
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*loud burp*
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Here I am again!
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Yea, this is the face of old.
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Good, allright! Well it kind of itches.
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this is so embarrassing.
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You're at a fury con
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I know
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Everything to be embarrassed about
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Absolutely. It's just why I am here.
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Aww
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*boop*
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*boop*
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*beep*
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o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
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I don't know!?
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Yerf!
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It's a steak!
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It's gone
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[PANTS]
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[PANTS]
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Victory!
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Oh Jesus, there is a camera there
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It's Jesus' camera too so.. you're good.
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Jesus' camera!
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I'm thinking you have to dance
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This is for canines, not cats!
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Don't care if you're a sabretooth, it's for canines!
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Free steak!
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Nice meat you've got there!
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Hi camera! How are you?
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Are you having a good time?
It's Thursday at MCFC, we're gonna be having a blast!
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Now wiggle em!
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Tickle him!
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Hi camera! What are you doing?
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Oh! Boop
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Woa!
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Look there!
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There's a camera on you!
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Back, again!
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They get behind you, and...
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Hi everybody! Hi!
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Leave your weave at the door ladies
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it will be no hold barn
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we're here at the MCFC furry con
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2014 son. Get your lightbulb, get your ball light
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get your bar light bulb bar light sony equipment
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right here right now son
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this is the only place I wanna be!
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I have seen your kind at Burning Man
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But I'm on fire!
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and I'm a fire
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So jeans are not really cool with Burning man
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Aww
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You know what? I'm sorry, that's just democracy
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so are the rules and I think we all want you to take your pants off!
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Pants off! Who's up for pants off?
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Woooo!
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PANTS OFF!
Woooo!
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Woooo!
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Don't wanna show off. That's alright.
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Come to burning man. I'm gonna be there this year!
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[drunken mumbling]
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?? ehhh... ??
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Can't get any worse than that!
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cast?!
Can't get any worse than that!
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Can't get any worse than that!
In other words, room 306, be there!
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In other words, room 306, be there!
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Come, really!
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She's having an orgasm...
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I'm a Burner
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I go to Burning man
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I spin fire!
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It's a really good one. Yea.
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Ohh wow
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I have a problem!
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I'm out of beer.
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This is a problem. I'm out of beer.
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Keep going, keep going!
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Who is this Dale Gribble you speak of?
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I'm Rusty Shackleford!
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Rusty Shackleford!
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Fuck you!
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o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
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Go away!
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One moment. The SUN is attacking me!
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again?
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I'm blinded! Ok, I'm gonna stare at this until I can't anymore.
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He's gonna turn it off. Ok!
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god!
He's gonna turn it off. Ok!
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He's gonna turn it off. Ok!
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Allright, good. I can't see how filthy all of you animals are.
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All.. ok can't do it! AAAHH!
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Oh god it's still there when I close my eyes!
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*huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu*
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[FART NOISES]
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[LAUGHS]
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BBF: I'm sorry!
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[MORE FART NOISES]
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Oh shit!
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I like that.
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I need to be in fursuit that way I'm not as ugly
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Hi!
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I'm still standing!
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I haven’t fainted yet. That's good
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Nice
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Yea.
Nice
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Yea.
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*mew*
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I don't have any!
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Nosebeep: *knch*
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o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
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Go away!
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I didn't know coyotes could read and write
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You know what that sign says?
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It says "I wanna wear a GoPro!"
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It's just...
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GoPro is the Joe
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I'm gonna look for the "off" switch
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Is there an off switch?
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On you, not the camera!
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Just on you!
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No!
Just on you!
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Just on you!
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What, you're gonna turn me on?
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I think... I think I found it!
What, you're gonna turn me on?
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I think... I think I found it!
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Argh, woohoo.
I think... I think I found it!
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Argh, woohoo.
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Wow I think that was the Pegasus poke!
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Woa
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Euuuhhhh
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I said it's a bad idea to have chairs in a walkway!
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He insisted on sitting!
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why would you wanna sit? It's a line, it's not a sit!
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It's a stand-up line
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We have stand!
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Is that your tip?
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No it's my tips!
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Your tips?
No it's my tips!
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My tips!
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You have tips
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You like play the piano bar there?
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No, no
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There is a buyer over there!
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But then he said there is liquor and chicken wings in here!
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and he said donuts!
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There is donuts? I remember that! They said there was donuts!
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So many donuts!
There is donuts? I remember that! They said there was donuts!
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I don't know!
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Look donuts!
I don't know!
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Look donuts!
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If you have the chance it’s either Chocolate donut or chocolate icing
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Bring it up!
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I do love donuts!
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Why?
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Come on, I was going the other way.
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I just came to say hi and then...
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I know, I'm gonna get behind the camera
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take a hug!
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Of course, I...
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Can I ever get away from you?
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No, he's colorful!
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It's both of them. Really!
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Awww
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He override me or what?
Awww
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He override me or what?
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Why don’t you film him?
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*smooch*
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All the berries, right in there!
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This is baaad!
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o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
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Uhm...
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It says, uhm...
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"how's it going?"
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"'sup?"
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you know, "want some chicken?"
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maybe ehh...
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"maybe some liver?"
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Okay, I'm louder than Indy, so
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we do welcome you to the first year of
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our convention.
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I'd love to tell you people: this turnout...
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I'm amazed! And I want to
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thank you all!
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I'm also head of volunteers
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so if you want to volunteer
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find me!
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I guess I see someone over there.
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Okay guys, welcome everybody to MCFC
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We have a pretty good attendance
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We had over
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We didn't think we'd get this many people at all.
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And then our pre-reg numbers started
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coming in and I think we got
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ended up with about 430
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pre-regs already
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For a first year con we're doing pretty good.
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We did have a late start
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thanks to the other panel
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in the hotel
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Next year that's not gonna happen
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we're gonna get the whole weekend
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Initially, we were discussing a
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Friday night, Saturday, Sunday
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sort of thing, and then
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with the attendance coming in and
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over 100 people booking a hotel
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room for Thursday night
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we were like, "We better
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see how much we do actually do
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So I think we're doing pretty good.
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I'd like to introduce
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our Guest of Honor,
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Firestorm Six!
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He is one of them Canadians
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from across the border
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Danji, also known as Miss Oro,
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she's in the Dealers Den.
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She's a little bit shy
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so everybody, tomorrow
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three-and-six, run up to her table and
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"hey Dan"!
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so, she'll be there.
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Let's move on to our voice auction
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by Alkali
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he's our volunteer
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this year
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WHAT HAPPENED?!
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WHAT DID YOU DOOO???!
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I just don't know what went wrong!
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I've got two walkie-talkies!
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I got one, you beat me!
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But Alkali and Kage
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and I think Pandez might have volunteered
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himself or just got volunteered
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now to do the charity auction
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[crying intensifies]
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TAKE A WALKIE TALKIE!
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Everything is brand new!
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Just like the lights, we won't knock
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them out with the bass this year
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like in previous years...
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We also have a dance comp going
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pretty soon I think, the prelims starts
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8:30 tonight!
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So be there, you wanna
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I think we're doing pre-reg for the winner for next year
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I also wanna give mentions to
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two people on staff who are not up here
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one of them is back there with big headphones on
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He is our soundguy!
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The other one is MoJo
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but he's trapped behind the reg desk
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And we're done!
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You guys don't have to sit anymore.
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Go and enjoy the con everyone!
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Thanks again for coming up! Good night!
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Ya here we go!
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Nice to meet you Sir!
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Say "I am Spartacus"!
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I'm Sparky Bluefox
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"No, Spartacus!"
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...and welcome to Motor City Furry Con 2014!
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And why aren't YOU here?
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Everybosy else is!
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Well, Xzadfor's here,
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BBF is here,
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all the cool kids are here,
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there's Wild Fox, he's here!
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He's wild!
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MCFC 2014!
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Party on!
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You thought this con was dead?
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You're f**king wrong!
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I smell German sausage!
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Do you smell that?
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OH HI! It looks like the
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big blue camera! There must be a
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big blue fox in there somewhere!
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That's why I smell the German sausage.
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Well, it's okay, I already had dinner.
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I've got a lovely
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dessert, this is
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Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling
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Columbia Valley, Washington 2012
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Not as good as the German Mosels
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but as close as America has. Salute.
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[drilling noises]
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The convention is under construction,
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you can hear the construction goin on right now
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as we speak.
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Aahh! Rarrarrarrarrr!
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If you listen we can send you all back inside
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sooner or later!
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There's a nice breeze out here
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not that any of you can feel it!
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Fursuiters! This way, down to the top
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of the hill!
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Come on!
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You're beautiful GO UP TO THE HILL!!
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You too!
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Guys, to three:
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THREE!
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TWO!!
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ONE!!
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LAST PHOTO!!!
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*chirrrrp squeak!*
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Oh my god it's cute!
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What does the fox say?
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*squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
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Aww, like the cuddle before the feeding!
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Don't touch me! Don't get in my personal space!
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Get'n Aaargh! Get in his personal space...
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Look into the eye of the camera!
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LOOK IN THE EYE OF THE CAMERA!!
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AAAHHH!
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NOW LET'S NOSE THE CAMERA
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YOU SILLY RABBIT!
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There's a .... ppssh....
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There's the uvula of the camera!
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[laughter]
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There's a hangy-downy in the camera!
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You said uvula!
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UVULA! ARRRRRRR!
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The only person at this con that says uvula.
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Wait, I just did. Dammit!
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Uvula is the thing we guys have. Pssssss.....
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[laughter]
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You're getting testy about a uvula.
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Testies? TESTIES!
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TESTIE!
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I'm not a goddamn pregtologist!
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I don't know what it is!
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It's all about the 1984 clubs in Ohio.
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My.... ahm....
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There's about two of them.
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My Ghostbusters outfit, my proton tank
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shot silly string.
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If you would go to a dance with this carpet
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and you'd shoot a lot of silly string everywhere
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next thing you know the hotel wants to kick you out!
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So I'm probably the reason why there's silly string laws.
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That microphone connector that's hanging loose,
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I wonder what happens if you plug that in!
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It makes music!
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It makes music?
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You know, it's amazing, I just went to Five Guys
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and I'll be making some music soon, too!
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Without the need of electronics!
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Something is wrong with this picture.
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*brrreep?*
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Not too bad, actually!
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*BRREEEEEP*
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Meoww!
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Those nasty geese used to attack me
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but not this year!
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we cancelled the geese!
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So people can play wiffleball on the hill.
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Without being molested
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by our furry friends.
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What, you want me to be politically correct at this con?
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HAH!!