1 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:38,550 Yoooo! 2 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,540 Hello everybody! 3 00:01:29,850 --> 00:01:30,950 Haaiii! 4 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,800 Welcome to Laercon 2014 5 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,800 I'm really glad you all made it here! 6 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,500 I wish you a wonderful night and thank you so much 7 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,500 for coming. Are you all hungry? 8 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:44,050 [YEAH!] 9 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:46,050 Are you really hungry? 10 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:47,250 [YEEEAAHHH!] 11 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:48,800 Okay, I hereby declare the 12 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,450 buffet open and have a lot of fun! 13 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:44,340 It's video! 14 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:36,150 I've smelled every year; 15 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,150 OMNOMNOMNOM! 16 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:22,750 Hey, that's mine! 17 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,650 Hey hey! 18 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:35,300 Let go! Now! 19 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,850 Hey! This is police brutality! 20 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,050 It's video! 21 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,500 It's video! 22 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,800 Fitting you! 23 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,000 You like it? 24 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 I'm wearing candy stripes! 25 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,600 I did notice! 26 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,600 Aha! 27 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,200 I'm all sweet and sugar! 28 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:55,300 I don't swing that way, sorry! 29 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,300 *laughs* 30 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,800 Thank you! 31 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,800 You look very good as well! 32 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,800 You as a police woman! 33 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,800 [evil laughter] 34 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,950 Fireworks! 35 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,340 It's just my fireworks! 36 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,100 Open it! 37 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,550 If I open it it will just go 38 00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:43,550 *boom*, it's going to explode 39 00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:45,550 before midnight and that's not good! 40 00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:47,550 It's fireworks! 41 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,550 It took me half an hour to get this 42 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:51,550 closed... 43 00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:53,450 I got the right champagne, 44 00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:55,450 the right dress, makeup and hair, 45 00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:58,350 ... wrong shoes. I know. 46 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:01,250 These aren't exactly 47 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,250 farming girl shoes, okay? 48 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,850 That part is a 49 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,650 sixties girl, but 50 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:08,650 that won't cut it. 51 00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:09,800 You know what? 52 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,250 I'm gonna go out there 53 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,250 and I'm gonna start the new year by 54 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,250 drilling for oil! 55 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,600 This works! 56 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,100 These shoes are the 57 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,750 masochists solution to the 58 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,750 cobblestone equasion! 59 00:23:22,550 --> 00:23:24,200 Do we have a cobblestone eq.... 60 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,100 *laughs* 61 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,100 I could barely say it because I'm drunk as... 62 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,450 That is so intellectual, 63 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,450 I'm too drunk for this, Cheetah! 64 00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:33,950 Uh, I like your lighter! 65 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,100 We still have two minutes! 66 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,400 10! 67 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,650 9! 68 00:25:38,650 --> 00:25:39,800 8! 69 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,900 7! 70 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:41,800 6! 71 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,600 5! 72 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,650 4! 73 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:44,500 3! 74 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:45,350 2! 75 00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:46,250 1! 76 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,250 [cheering] 77 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:44,800 First one's giving up! 78 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:18,380 [odd scandinavian song] 79 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,800 [Nope, I'm not even trying to translate this...] 80 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,650 Cheers, darling! 81 00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:28,650 Perkele! 82 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:09,250 This... 83 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:12,150 is what we, in my world, 84 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,150 call REAL champagne! 85 00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:08,800 How do you like my real champagne? 86 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,800 This is what you drink! 87 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,750 Happy New Year! 88 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,000 We have beer! 89 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,700 And hookah! 90 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,700 And beer! 91 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,700 And... beer! 92 00:33:34,150 --> 00:33:35,150 *fwoomp!* 93 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:36,850 *fwoomp* 94 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,000 *fwoomp!* 95 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,200 AAaaa....... 96 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,200 ....aaaAAAA! 97 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,750 ...aaaaAAAAA! 98 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:54,750 AAAaaa... 99 00:34:53,450 --> 00:34:54,450 Oh wow! 100 00:34:54,450 --> 00:34:56,450 That smells really intense! 101 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:37,000 Yes! 102 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 I'd say that was one hell of a start 103 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 into the new year, but 104 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:44,100 I think the bar personell 105 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,100 fell asleep an hour ago! 106 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,450 We picked up Nightfox from 107 00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:55,450 under a table over there half 108 00:38:55,450 --> 00:38:57,450 an hour ago! 109 00:38:58,050 --> 00:38:59,650 So, Im afraid 110 00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:01,450 all good things must come to an end, 111 00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:03,450 thank you very much for coming and 112 00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:05,450 having us throw this awesome party 113 00:39:11,050 --> 00:39:13,200 Happy MAAOOOOOW Year! 114 00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:16,100 Happy new year! 115 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,100 MAAOOOW!