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Wow, geeze!
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I'm a creature of the night, man,
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I'm gonna party all night long here
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at Eurofurence. It's only Friday night
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Friday night! And we're going strong
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for two whole days already, man!
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Two whole days! We got Saturday
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and Sunday left, man!
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It's awesome right here, OMG!
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It doesn't stop!
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It does not stop at EF
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This convention
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is like an endurance race.
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It's days and days and days...
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...and days, and days...
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It doesn't stop, it just
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keeps going! Dude, you don't
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understand! I've been fursuiting for
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almost five days now!
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It's getting really weird!
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Help me!
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Oh my god!
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I'll plug it into you!
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Shhhh....
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I don't know why I'm going "shhh"
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but "ssshhh" anyway!
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You heading down?
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Smile!
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German Elevator Party!
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You should show the butt here.
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Did you get a butt boop yet?
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Now you have one, I guess!
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And afterwards, we have to set priorities of course.
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You get your noseboop because... yeah...
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From me? No, not from me!
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Hiii!
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I do not wear glasses, no!
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Stop messing around!
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He started it!
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Look at you.
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No wonder we're on the bottom
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the food chain.
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Hi!
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I'm standing here!
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I approve!
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Aaaa-phroooo-diiiiiite!!
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I brought a present!
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No, I did not bring a plushie!
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Can someone explain, white wolf with glasses....
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what... what...
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what character it is?
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Wha wha wha why are you filming me now?
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I'm not that fast!
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Yes!
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We're here again,
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con hasn't even started yet
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but it's going on,
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it's going down right now man!
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I love EF,
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it's like "start the con when they want to start it"
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Monday night, we're partying!
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All week!
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The U.S., man, has gotta do this.
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we gotta party all week long, not just
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three, four days!
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No, you gotta do it EF style!
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Aaaaaall week!
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Me!
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Buy my merch!
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Untame that dog!
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So why aren't you in suit?
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Because all my suits are
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still in a tiny rectangular box.
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So what we have here is inefficiency.
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This is why the Dutch
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never ever win.
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It'll always be the Germans that win.
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I know you kicked our ass
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three times on sea. But still.
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So C, C+, C++?
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No, the other type of sea.
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The other type of sea?
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The north sea!
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That was close!
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That was closer!
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Ooow!
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It didn't hurt, but Oooww, though!
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You need to dance!
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You need to learn that you need to dance now!
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This is why you got your fursuit!
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Dance, dance, dance!
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Stop it!
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So cute!
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So cute,
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I can't take you serious anymore!
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Just too cute!
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I told them you rubbed your camera and it got bigger!
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My old cam had an erection.
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Hi, this is Crash, welcome to Eurofurence!
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Hello!
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Welcome on this flight, Airofurence
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24, I'm your captain on this
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flight, my name is Cheetah,
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and before I'm going to start
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by introducing my crew,
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I first want to move your attention
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To our safety advice:
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Dear passengers,
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welcome on board to Eurofurence 24.
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We would like to acquaint you
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with the safety procedures on board.
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Our lovely flight attendant will illustrate the
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following steps:
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Please wear your badge at all times!
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The crew can be identified by orange
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and red lanyards. Don't hesitate
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to contact them if you are in need
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of assistance.
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In the unlikely event of distress,
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specially trained security personnel
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is standing by and can be identified
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by the black lanyards.
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Every passenger is handed a copy
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of our on board programme:
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The conbook.
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You can find helpful information and safety instructions
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in this book, so please
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read it.
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You can dance, party,
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drink and enjoy yourself.
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But know your limits and your manners.
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Make this flight a fun journey
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for everyone.
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We expect our flight time to be around
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96 hours.
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Please make sure that you maintain your body with
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at least 6 hours of sleep,
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2 decent meals
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and one shower a day.
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We're sorry, but we can not provide
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personal assistance for this procedure.
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In preparations for take-off,
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please now make sure that your back rest is
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upright, your table folded away,
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and your window-shade raised.
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We will be dimming the cabin lights
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for take-off.
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Welcome to Eurofurence everybody!
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I would like to ask
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a very special guest on board,
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and that is our guest of honor,
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Mr. Joaquin Baldwin!
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Please, come on stage!
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Come over here,
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I'll move my Captain's Log out of
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the way....
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Hello, it's great to have you here!
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I think I'm going to torture you a little
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bit and let you introduce yourself.
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Hello guys,
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I'm very happy to be here, my name is Joaquin Baldwin,
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I'm an animator, photographer, designer,
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I do a lot of different types of art
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and I was working for Disney, I've been there for
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almost 10 years actually now,
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I'm very happy to be here,
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I'm gonna do a couple panels on cinematography,
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animation, a whole bunch of other things so
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thank you very much!
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Thank you very much for coming!
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And in case as
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you don't know, he has worked on a lot of
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films that we all know and love,
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like Wreck-it Ralph,
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then Zootopia for example...
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Have a look at the program, and also
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he will be around for you to talk to,
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because that's what our guests of honor also are for,
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So if you're interested in this field of work,
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in this field of art, by all means,
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come and approach him,
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just have a nice chat.
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Please remain seated until
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the "Please fasten seatbelt" signs have been turned off.
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And there is one final
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security instruction here:
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There's life vests under your seats
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In case of an emergency,
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you have to just
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pull them over your head....
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fasten the straps like this:
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And...
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The only thing I'm left with to do is:
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declare Eurofurence Vierundzw..... four.... prrrrrffff......
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The only thing left I have to do
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is to declare Eurofurence 24 open!
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Thank you so much for coming!
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Stay safe!
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Hello!
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How are you again?
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Have you divested?
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It's de-vest-ating!
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It's you!
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It is I, and it is you!
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It's me!
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It is you, and it is I.
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And it is you and it is I and
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I without anymore wine in this glass and I ask
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the audience: Why?
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You know why?
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Because you're dragon your ass...
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There he is, Cheetah with wood.
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It's my Captain's Log!
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A Captain's Log! Very nice!
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You beat me to it, you son of a bitch!
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Are you gonna hook up with the animator that's the
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guest of honor maybe,
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Oh, well, I...
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Maybe a cartoon later with
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Eddie Murphy voicing you?
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What do you think I am?
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Du you think I am Mushu?
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Do you think I am some dishonorable
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rejected Chinese
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celestial noodle that has not
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*continues ranting*
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*sings Jurassic Park theme*
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The big question here is:
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Is this one of those gay dinosaurs?
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No, it's a...
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I dunno....
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This looks like it's a Mega-sore-ass
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or a Lick-a-lotta-puss.
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I'm not sure...
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But he's a good din...*ROARS*
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I think it's full of hot air!
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Yeah, I think so!
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He might just attack you!
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Get back! I wasn't moving!
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He couldn't see me!
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You're moving now!
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No, I'm not moving!
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My dick might have moved a little bit.
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It's a.... a bat?
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A dragon?
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It's a Bad Dragon!
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[Xzadfor sings badly]
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Keep it up, keep pawing!
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Yes, paw that thing!
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Is he a mouse?
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Mouse!
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No, you!
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That guy!
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That guy?
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That guy!
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What are you doing?
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No, you're not! No!
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Bad!
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Boop!
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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Get the fucking light out of my face!
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Ah! Stop... the shit.... the fucking....
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Nice melons!
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Not seedless either!
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Be careful, ladies!
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This guy will get you pregnant!
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Not seedless, they're all over him!
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All over him!
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Hiii!
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I'm not from here!
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But Hiii!
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I make handpaws!
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This is a texting paw:
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Brandnew furry technology!
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You don't have to take off your paws to text!
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Tadaaah, technology!
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I filmed you last year at this con, remember?
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Ah yeah!
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Everytime I see one of those suits
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from that maker I'm like "It's Dexter!"
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And they get so fucking mad!
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Oh! Especially Braxton!
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Especially Braxton, he hates it!
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MFF, I was like,
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"It's Dexter!" and they were like "Noooo!"
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Oh, your tongue looks delicious!
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Jaja!
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Das Da!
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Da? Ja?
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Nein!
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No, that's German!
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Niet is Russian!
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Yiff?
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What about Yiff, Yiff?
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Oh, that's universal.
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The universal yiff.
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Hallo!
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Welcome to EF in
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beautiful sunny downtown Honolulu, Florida.
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We're trying right now to
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find a room for the fursuiters,
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where the fursuiters will not catch on fire
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from the sunlight which is being magnified
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through the overhead windows.
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We've already had some fursuiters
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start to develope smoke coming
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from their ears and noses
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So what we're doing in the meantime
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is, we're having security going around with large
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parasols over the fursuiters for
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the parade. That's the plan, and if we come up
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with something better we'll let you know.
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Look at that, that's so cute!
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Thank you!
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Noooo!
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There it is!
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The Yip of the whole thing!
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Yip yip yip yip!
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BBF was rubbing his camera
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this morning and it got much bigger!
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They keep landing on me!
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They're covering my eyes!
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OMG I'm busy here alright?
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Oh Geeze, that's what he wants!
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You have him what he wanted!
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Alright?
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Look, that what he lives for now!
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Just booping me in the face.
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I travel 4000 miles
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to do the same exact thing
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that I can do
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around the corner from me in Pittsburgh!
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00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:10,190
Are you actually a fanboy?
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00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,800
Fanboy? Yeah, I like furries!
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00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,150
You're such a fanboy!
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I'm gonna poke you whenever I feel like it, right?
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Do you see the stick?
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00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:21,310
Yeah.
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I'm gonna poke you with it.
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00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,600
Hey!
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00:51:23,770 --> 00:51:24,670
What'cha gonna do about it?
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00:51:24,670 --> 00:51:24,920
Hey!
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00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,570
What'cha gonna do, I'll poke you again.
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I'll poke you with my stick.
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00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:29,370
No?
346
00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:31,050
What are ya gonna do?
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00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,110
Im gonna poke you.
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00:51:32,110 --> 00:51:34,040
Poke you! What'ya gonna do?
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00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,040
Check this out, I'll poke you again!
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Look at that! Poke, poke, poke!
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00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,320
Pokepokepoke!
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00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:41,690
That's right!
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00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:42,890
No!
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00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,680
I don't use this to film, it's
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00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,680
being used to poke.
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00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:48,680
It's like, poke poke poke!
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Nope!
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A lil poke!
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00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:53,050
Poke her on the back!
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00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,580
Poke her right there!
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00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,710
Not touching you!
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00:51:57,710 --> 00:52:00,000
I'm not touching you! Not touching you!
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00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:02,970
Stop hitting yourself!
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Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
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00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,300
Oh the red light! Oh no!
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00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,270
Hallo!
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00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:07,340
Why am I really close?
368
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,410
What did I miss?
369
00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,610
Hello, hello, hello....
370
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:35,580
I've been typing a little bit with Dixie!
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00:55:36,890 --> 00:55:38,480
She... oh my god...
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00:55:40,490 --> 00:55:43,680
That's a message for you and a question at the end!
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00:55:48,330 --> 00:55:49,770
What has she done?
374
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,700
I need to get your answer on video!
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00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:54,700
I'm shaking here!
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00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,360
Yes!
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00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,280
Okay, come with me!
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00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,680
Come on! That way!
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00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:18,350
What the fuck?
380
00:56:19,180 --> 00:56:19,840
Come on!
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00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,840
I'm gonna kill her!
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00:56:24,570 --> 00:56:25,950
You devious!
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00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,240
Amazing!
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00:56:33,710 --> 00:56:35,260
What are you doing here?
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00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,980
Ho... how.... what?
386
00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:56,960
So how many people knew about this?
387
00:56:57,550 --> 00:56:59,240
Everybody!
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00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:02,620
You knew!!!
389
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:11,700
This is actually a portion
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00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:13,700
of the show that is dedicated to helping
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00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:15,700
out the charity this year.
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The lemurs of Madagascar
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charity that is, well, they are
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helping a cause which I may say so
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00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,700
myself is one of the most noble
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of any that you may find.
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00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,480
You're holding a piece of paper, ...
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00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,480
This is...
399
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,480
Tell Tien Long his
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00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,480
zipper is open.
401
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,480
He looked!
402
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,770
Why would you do that?
403
00:57:37,770 --> 00:57:39,770
I'm talking about wholesome,
404
00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:41,770
family friendly topics and you're
405
00:57:41,770 --> 00:57:43,770
talking about my zippers being open and all.
406
00:57:43,770 --> 00:57:45,770
Because we're gonna get money out of you.
407
00:57:47,110 --> 00:57:49,170
Here's what's going to happen:
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00:57:49,170 --> 00:57:51,040
There's going to be a
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00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,040
pile of Euros in front
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00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,040
of me and a pile of Euros
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00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,040
in front of Tien Long,
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00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,040
and when we get to about
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00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,040
10 minutes to the end of the
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show, whoever has more
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00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,040
will have to wear them
416
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,040
for the remaining 10 minutes. Now
417
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,040
I visited Edinborough.
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00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,040
At one o'clock in the
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00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,040
afternoon, they
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00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,040
fire a cannon to
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00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,510
mark the hour of one o'clock.
422
00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:20,040
And it's every day,
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00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,040
And I thought that's very strange
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00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,040
because, why one o'clock?
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00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,420
And the gentleman at the
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00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,420
artillery, I went to him and I said,
427
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:30,280
"Sergeant Mackey,
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00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,280
why is it that you fire
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00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,060
the cannon at one o'clock
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00:58:35,370 --> 00:58:37,150
and not 12, everybody else
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00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:39,150
around the world, they observe
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00:58:39,150 --> 00:58:40,550
of twelve noon."
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00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:43,370
And he said: "We're Scottish, laddy!
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00:58:43,370 --> 00:58:44,840
If we did it at 12,
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00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,840
we'd have to waste 12 shells!"
436
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,310
His job is to fire a
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00:58:50,310 --> 00:58:52,310
fucking cannon every day, I want
438
00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:54,310
that job!
439
00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:56,730
You could, but you're old and all.
440
00:58:57,510 --> 00:58:59,400
It's an American thing:
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00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,000
You give us something that goes Bang,
442
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
and we want it! We even put it in our
443
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,310
constitution!
444
00:59:05,310 --> 00:59:07,310
He wants something that bangs,
445
00:59:07,310 --> 00:59:09,310
end of story.
446
00:59:10,150 --> 00:59:11,930
My age, I do...
447
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,200
Tien, tell me somehing.
448
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,170
What's that?
449
00:59:15,170 --> 00:59:17,170
As a fursuiter, is it
450
00:59:17,170 --> 00:59:19,170
true that fursuiters have very limited
451
00:59:19,170 --> 00:59:21,170
field of vision?
452
00:59:23,550 --> 00:59:25,000
Can you see my hand
453
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
look straight forward!
454
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,910
Can you see my hand?
455
00:59:29,910 --> 00:59:31,220
I can see your hand,
456
00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:33,220
are we doing the "first con" panel again?
457
00:59:33,530 --> 00:59:35,860
So you cannot see
458
00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:37,860
Sorry, I shouldn't say that here.
459
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,550
You have difficulties seeing
460
00:59:40,550 --> 00:59:42,750
Yes, I have many difficulties seeing.
461
00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:44,750
I'm old and whatnot, is it...
462
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:46,750
So thid is a PSA,
463
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,600
ladies and gentlemen, if you see a
464
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,600
fursuiter who is about
465
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,600
to trip over something, you can tell them
466
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,600
"Look out, look down". That's a public
467
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,440
service announcement.
468
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,440
Especially if it involves big piles of
469
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,440
Euros which I certainly do not have in
470
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,440
front of me, riiight?
471
01:00:03,510 --> 01:00:06,330
Perhaps these signs could be altered so
472
01:00:06,330 --> 01:00:08,330
that it looks like a fursuiter instead of
473
01:00:08,330 --> 01:00:09,440
a person.
474
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,350
What I see is it saying:
475
01:00:12,350 --> 01:00:14,570
Your ass will be electrocuted
476
01:00:14,570 --> 01:00:16,570
if you sit here.
477
01:00:16,930 --> 01:00:18,440
And you're also stuck in a
478
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,080
triangle room and look like an idiot.
479
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,710
Apparently, the Estrel, or
480
01:00:24,710 --> 01:00:26,710
Eurofurence gives you triable labyrinths
481
01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,840
and you'll be electrocuted in the ass.
482
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,840
I don't know why, but I love this con.
483
01:00:33,110 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaking of the Estrel,
484
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,310
I would like to take just...
485
01:00:37,310 --> 01:00:39,310
What are you doing?
486
01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:45,570
Much better!
487
01:00:47,950 --> 01:00:50,600
That looks like Satan now!
488
01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:55,000
We've come to the time, Tien,
489
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,370
all of you have witnessed
490
01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:59,970
The money being put up here.
491
01:01:00,330 --> 01:01:01,820
And I'd like to
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01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:03,820
make sure that all of
493
01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:06,400
you are agreed
494
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:09,280
which of us
495
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,800
puts the speedos on!
496
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Hey, put your zipper back up!
497
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Tien or me?
498
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:19,330
[mad applause]
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01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:24,550
But he has more donations!
500
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:26,550
[chant] Put it on! Put it on! Put it on!
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01:01:38,710 --> 01:01:42,280
Would you give be 2 minutes please?
502
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,880
I think we've done it! Remember,
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01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,880
Ladies and gentlemen, this is
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01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,880
for the lemurs of
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01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,880
Madagascar, one of the
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01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,880
most noble of charity causes
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01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,880
that a celestial dragon has
508
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,880
the honor of helping
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01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,880
along. Do you want to see
510
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,530
Uncle Kage in his old speedos?
511
01:02:04,910 --> 01:02:06,770
It doesn't quite sound like they want
512
01:02:06,770 --> 01:02:08,770
Uncle Kage in his speedos.
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01:02:10,130 --> 01:02:11,350
I said I'd put them on,
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01:02:11,350 --> 01:02:13,350
I didn't say I'd show you!
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01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:16,770
You see, he has received
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01:02:16,770 --> 01:02:19,220
legal training from Boozy Badger.
517
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,220
He did put them on!
518
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,530
But he did not say that he'd
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01:02:23,530 --> 01:02:25,880
show them on stage.
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01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,880
[audience boos]
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01:02:28,350 --> 01:02:29,880
Kage, do you hear all those
522
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,620
lemurs out there?
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01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:33,620
Do you hear the teardrops
524
01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:35,620
splashing on the dirt of Madagascar
525
01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:37,620
as they realize they'll never get that
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01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:39,620
home that they were promised?
527
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:42,220
Do you hear the sorrow of the
528
01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:44,220
species so innocent, so
529
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,420
young and desperate....
530
01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:48,420
Alright, alright!
531
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,860
If I get another 500€ I'll open that labcoat.
532
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,350
Remember: he said "a button",
533
01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:16,350
you have to read between the lines, you
534
01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:18,350
don't know which button!
535
01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:21,550
I missed one!
536
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,730
You'll get that one free!
537
01:03:24,730 --> 01:03:26,280
I think your fly is unzipped,
538
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,280
you might want to check.
539
01:03:29,970 --> 01:03:32,200
You know what the really, really
540
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,480
really embarrassing part is?
541
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:39,110
Cheetahs mother and father are sitting in the front row!
542
01:03:40,060 --> 01:03:42,370
Cheetahs father saying "Nein!"
543
01:03:42,370 --> 01:03:44,370
and his mother saying "Ja, ja!"
544
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,330
You do realize that your own
545
01:03:47,330 --> 01:03:49,330
sister and brother in law are also
546
01:03:49,330 --> 01:03:49,880
in the front row?
547
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,880
She's seen it all, she changed me when I
548
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,330
was a kid.
549
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:56,060
Cindy, this explains so much already.
550
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:58,060
And he's a doctor, he can see me
551
01:03:58,060 --> 01:03:59,820
very clinically.
552
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:02,770
I'm sure he has!
553
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,910
Don't put that glove on again!
554
01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:07,910
Oh, is that right? I did
555
01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,910
not know that! Apparently
556
01:04:09,910 --> 01:04:13,750
somewhere in this hotel
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01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,020
there is another
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01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:18,130
[Kage interrupts]
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01:04:18,130 --> 01:04:20,130
and you may now join
560
01:04:20,130 --> 01:04:22,130
[Kage interrupts]
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01:04:22,130 --> 01:04:22,880
at the...
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01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,880
[Kage interrupts]
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01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,770
in the Estrel Hall
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01:04:26,770 --> 01:04:28,770
[Kage interrupts]
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01:04:28,770 --> 01:04:30,770
...ticket bought for...
566
01:04:30,770 --> 01:04:32,770
[Kage interrupts]
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01:04:32,770 --> 01:04:34,770
...Madagascar...
568
01:04:34,770 --> 01:04:36,770
[Kage interrupts] ...no more charity shows...
569
01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:38,770
Go and throw more money at
570
01:04:38,770 --> 01:04:40,060
Grandma Kage
571
01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:42,060
[Kage interrupts]
572
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,910
...speedos look like on him...
573
01:04:44,910 --> 01:04:46,910
[Kage interrupts] We will see you tomorrow...
574
01:04:49,930 --> 01:04:51,350
Who's sitting there?
575
01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:52,440
You are now.
576
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,440
Thank you.
577
01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:58,480
Oh, oh, eh..
578
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,480
6:05!
579
01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:02,480
She's late!
580
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,480
We have to cancel the show!
581
01:05:05,910 --> 01:05:10,930
[Siren-line hyena laughter]
582
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,770
In case of an emergency
583
01:05:13,770 --> 01:05:15,770
a firealarm goes off...
584
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,510
Thank you all for attending this
585
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,510
charity event. There's one person
586
01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:34,510
that should not be
587
01:05:34,510 --> 01:05:36,510
here. That's
588
01:05:36,510 --> 01:05:38,510
the man sitting in row three,
589
01:05:38,510 --> 01:05:40,510
with the white labcoat.
590
01:05:49,110 --> 01:05:49,750
Fuck you!
591
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:51,750
Piss off!
592
01:06:03,510 --> 01:06:06,880
I'm just gonna see if Grandma Kage is ready...
593
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,350
...fragile little women so...
594
01:06:12,770 --> 01:06:13,880
Wilma, are you...
595
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,880
Are you re... Wilma! No!
596
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,880
No! I told you!
597
01:06:19,550 --> 01:06:21,220
It's for charity!
598
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:23,220
Ladies and Gentlemen,
599
01:06:23,220 --> 01:06:25,220
Grandma Kage!
600
01:06:31,370 --> 01:06:35,060
So! You want to find embarassing things about
601
01:06:35,060 --> 01:06:37,060
one of my children.
602
01:06:38,460 --> 01:06:41,280
When Sam Jr.
603
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:45,000
was little, he had really bad....
604
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,750
Every time he went to the doctor he had pain.
605
01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:51,260
So he associated people with labcoats with pain.
606
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,260
He delevoped such a fear of people in labcoats,
607
01:06:56,260 --> 01:06:59,150
the doctors had to take their coats off
608
01:06:59,150 --> 01:07:01,150
for him to be seen.
609
01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:03,660
I don't know what happened!
610
01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:15,820
He would scream, he would get red in the face
611
01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:19,880
his hands and legs out, screaming
612
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,730
They stopped wearing labcoats for him
613
01:07:22,730 --> 01:07:24,080
which was nice,
614
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,080
because they couldn't get paid if
615
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,080
they didn't see Sam.
616
01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:34,310
Embarassing things that hes done....
617
01:07:39,310 --> 01:07:41,840
Whe the children were little,
618
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,600
we thought it would be really nice to
619
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,260
socialize them.
620
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:46,510
Take them out to dinner
621
01:07:46,510 --> 01:07:48,200
at nice restaurants,
622
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:52,510
properly dressed with little suit and bow tie
623
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,200
We went to a chinese restaurant.
624
01:07:56,730 --> 01:07:58,330
He's in this little...
625
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,260
Maybe it was an Asian restaurant!
626
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:07,840
It said Chinese Restaurant right on top.
627
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:13,020
Because he has so much TV association,
628
01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:18,860
a young girl sat him down in a high chair.
629
01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:20,860
and the very very Asian
630
01:08:20,860 --> 01:08:22,860
waiter came out
631
01:08:22,860 --> 01:08:23,800
and Sam goes:
632
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,800
Batmaaaaaaaan!
633
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:29,910
We stopped taking them out
634
01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:31,910
for about a year and a half.
635
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:38,310
You all remember the Three Stooges?
636
01:08:38,550 --> 01:08:42,660
You know that thing that they used to do?
637
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,660
The... I can't do it.
638
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:47,420
He did it all the time.
639
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:50,660
Hs father took him to work
640
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:53,460
And one of the guys was bald.
641
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:57,570
So Sam did that whole Three Stooges act.
642
01:08:58,550 --> 01:09:00,910
His father holding him,
643
01:09:00,910 --> 01:09:02,910
not knowing how to shut him up.
644
01:09:03,950 --> 01:09:06,510
I told him later, "You know, just pinch him."
645
01:09:08,730 --> 01:09:11,130
I don't know if it will work today,
646
01:09:11,130 --> 01:09:13,550
but it worked then.
647
01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:15,550
He had little bruises all over his leg.
648
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,350
It worked!
649
01:09:45,150 --> 01:09:48,510
Is everybody enjoying day 2 of Eurofurence?
650
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,660
There you go.
651
01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:54,680
Good evening everybody and
652
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,680
welcome to Enter The Arena 2018!
653
01:13:55,370 --> 01:13:56,840
Nein! Nein!
654
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,840
Somebody has to play the piano!
655
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,840
Yo yo yo, expensive!
656
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:01,800
But...
657
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,800
Can somebody play the piano?
658
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,800
Nein?
659
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,400
I'll play it!
660
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,400
I'll use two fingers!
661
01:14:15,510 --> 01:14:18,280
[bad attempt at playing the piano]
662
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,480
It's a mouse!
663
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,440
Mouse!
664
01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,440
Oh noooo!
665
01:19:22,950 --> 01:19:24,640
Holy shit he's talking!
666
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,640
Why I haven't any time
667
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:28,640
BBF entertainment on on
668
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,640
on on on my....
669
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:31,460
How are you tonight?
670
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:33,460
I'm doing excellent, how about yourself?
671
01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:35,460
Excellent, this is Thursday night...
672
01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:37,460
I'm exhausted...
673
01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:39,570
But I still have wine that
674
01:19:39,570 --> 01:19:40,840
hasn't been drunk!
675
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:42,440
Is Sam being a good child?
676
01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:44,440
I have no idea!
677
01:19:44,950 --> 01:19:46,660
I hope he's having fun at least!
678
01:19:46,660 --> 01:19:49,080
It's a mother's nightmare!
679
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:51,080
He's either asleep,
680
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:52,800
drunk,
681
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:54,800
or in an orgy.
682
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,460
Oh my.
683
01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:58,460
You're proud of him, of course.
684
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:01,020
I'll give this to BBF, he's gonna erase it later!
685
01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:02,640
Oh, it's a tail!
686
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:04,640
Hang on, don't aim that tail at me!
687
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,370
No need to fire that tail at me!
688
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,860
Oh, ow.... wow!
689
01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:13,680
I can't decide if a tail
690
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,680
end is worth diarrhea or not!
691
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,480
Are you German?
692
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:20,060
Ja.
693
01:20:20,060 --> 01:20:21,170
Ja?
694
01:20:21,170 --> 01:20:22,220
Well, I'm American so
695
01:20:22,220 --> 01:20:24,220
bend over. bitch, here comes the freedom!
696
01:20:26,770 --> 01:20:28,880
Species: Rabbit, male....
697
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,880
You're not a rabbit!
698
01:20:31,530 --> 01:20:32,770
You're a fake rabbit!
699
01:20:32,770 --> 01:20:35,060
Let me guess: You get in there,
700
01:20:35,060 --> 01:20:37,060
and then you eat them, right?
701
01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:38,950
Yeah, mmmm!
702
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:40,930
Oh yeah!
703
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,460
You!!
704
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:43,110
Me!
705
01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:44,080
I know you!
706
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:44,640
Me!
707
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,640
Yea, I recorded you last year!
708
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:47,660
Oh!
709
01:20:47,660 --> 01:20:49,660
You son of a dog!
710
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,860
I'm not a son of a dog!
711
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:54,240
Shame, shame!
712
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,240
I have that app!
713
01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:59,170
I'm totally drunk and I'm
714
01:20:59,170 --> 01:21:01,170
videorecording you!
715
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:03,200
Wait a minute, you can't go away!
716
01:21:03,530 --> 01:21:04,930
That bitch went away!
717
01:21:04,930 --> 01:21:06,930
No, don't noseboop!
718
01:21:06,930 --> 01:21:08,420
That scratches my lens,
719
01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:09,480
God dammit!
720
01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:11,480
Yeah!
721
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:13,020
Hang on...
722
01:21:13,020 --> 01:21:15,020
I know what you want!
723
01:21:15,020 --> 01:21:17,020
Let's do it, yeah!
724
01:21:18,570 --> 01:21:20,420
Alright!
725
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,970
Fuck that shit!
726
01:21:23,060 --> 01:21:24,570
Look at this!
727
01:21:24,570 --> 01:21:26,040
You're amazing!
728
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,040
More Fur Less right?
729
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,420
You're angry, hang on,
730
01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:31,420
I'm gonna make you happy!
731
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:33,420
You're fucking happy now, bitch!
732
01:21:33,420 --> 01:21:35,150
That's right, look at you!
733
01:21:35,150 --> 01:21:37,150
This guy...
734
01:21:37,150 --> 01:21:39,150
a dragon, he's made of fur!
735
01:21:40,220 --> 01:21:41,730
Look at that!
736
01:21:42,730 --> 01:21:44,680
That's amazing!
737
01:21:45,510 --> 01:21:47,130
He's so amazing!
738
01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:48,730
Keep calm and...
739
01:21:48,730 --> 01:21:50,730
Fuck that!
740
01:23:50,910 --> 01:23:52,000
Hewwo!
741
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,880
Candy, nom! Guten Tag!
742
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:54,950
Gute Scheisse!
743
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,950
Nommen! Nom!
744
01:25:17,310 --> 01:25:18,600
Welcome, welcome,
745
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,600
I can't hear you!
746
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:39,080
I can't hear you!
747
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,080
[audience yells]
748
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:23,020
This is this year's trophy
749
01:30:23,260 --> 01:30:25,730
Mangusu - for the fursuit division!
750
01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:45,970
Guten Tag, Eurofurence!
751
01:30:49,770 --> 01:30:52,200
How are we all doing out there?
752
01:30:53,330 --> 01:30:55,600
You having fun at the con this year?
753
01:30:58,150 --> 01:30:59,060
Speaking of the con,
754
01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:00,660
where is our con chair, where is
755
01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:02,660
Cheetah? Is he in the audience?
756
01:31:03,130 --> 01:31:04,440
He's over there, okay!
757
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:07,240
Cheetah, this song is for you!
758
01:39:19,910 --> 01:39:21,040
No, no, no...
759
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:23,150
You may know rocket science
760
01:39:23,150 --> 01:39:25,150
but this is my technology here!
761
01:40:53,730 --> 01:40:55,220
Your ass is showing!
762
01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:57,570
Your ass is showing!
763
01:41:07,100 --> 01:41:09,100
I found my ass!
764
01:42:20,370 --> 01:42:23,460
Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!
765
01:42:25,710 --> 01:42:27,420
Hello!
766
01:42:28,620 --> 01:42:30,250
Hello!
767
01:42:31,100 --> 01:42:34,430
I'm at EF 24!
768
01:42:35,310 --> 01:42:36,830
Fuck Nazis!
769
01:42:36,830 --> 01:42:38,140
And furs!
770
01:42:38,140 --> 01:42:40,140
Right!
771
01:42:40,650 --> 01:42:42,300
Honorary Englishman!
772
01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:44,520
Really loud!
773
01:42:45,130 --> 01:42:46,760
Ha ha ha!
774
01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:49,320
It's like there's
775
01:42:49,320 --> 01:42:51,320
sounds inside me that must come out
776
01:42:51,320 --> 01:42:52,840
really loud!
777
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:54,110
They call them farts!
778
01:42:54,110 --> 01:42:55,440
They come out like farts
779
01:42:55,440 --> 01:42:56,480
but out of my mouth which
780
01:42:56,480 --> 01:42:58,480
is the same thing!
781
01:42:58,480 --> 01:42:59,790
Right!
782
01:42:59,790 --> 01:43:01,150
Check this out!
783
01:43:01,150 --> 01:43:03,150
My dominatrix is here!
784
01:43:04,250 --> 01:43:05,960
She's my dominatrix
785
01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:09,370
My dominatrix from the Matrix!
786
01:43:10,030 --> 01:43:11,240
I took the blue pill
787
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:13,240
because I wanted to stay with her!
788
01:43:15,770 --> 01:43:16,650
She's much better than
789
01:43:16,650 --> 01:43:18,650
those machines with tentacles!
790
01:46:56,910 --> 01:46:58,060
Alright, alright...
791
01:46:58,060 --> 01:46:59,550
Get a room you two!
792
01:46:59,550 --> 01:47:01,550
Oh, oh, oh.....!
793
01:47:38,240 --> 01:47:39,400
Oh baby!
794
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:40,380
Oh baby!
795
01:47:40,380 --> 01:47:42,380
Oh baby!
796
01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:44,190
Incest tigers!
797
01:47:45,900 --> 01:47:46,840
Be careful where you put it,
798
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:48,840
he's gonna need an artificial hip in the morning!
799
01:47:52,680 --> 01:47:53,610
Shanie!
800
01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:55,610
Where's Danny?
801
01:47:55,610 --> 01:47:56,460
Not here.
802
01:47:56,460 --> 01:47:57,210
Wat!
803
01:47:57,210 --> 01:47:58,170
He let me down.
804
01:47:58,170 --> 01:48:00,170
Son of a bitch!
805
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:02,650
Goddamn you, Danny!
806
01:48:02,650 --> 01:48:04,650
I've been bitching at him on Telegram.
807
01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:06,720
We're sending him all the pictures.
808
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:09,740
Yes, we've been teasing Danny!
809
01:48:09,740 --> 01:48:11,260
That ass is the ass all of
810
01:48:11,260 --> 01:48:13,260
the anacondas are looking for when they...
811
01:48:15,530 --> 01:48:16,670
My anaconda don't want
812
01:48:16,670 --> 01:48:18,670
none unless holy shit look at that!
813
01:48:18,830 --> 01:48:20,430
It's like there's butterfly markings
814
01:48:20,430 --> 01:48:22,430
like "Look out, this is the ass!"
815
01:48:22,430 --> 01:48:24,430
I think he drives an F150!
816
01:48:24,430 --> 01:48:26,430
That looks like a F650!
817
01:55:23,070 --> 01:55:24,480
Yes! Yes!
818
01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:25,680
Look at all the cars!
819
01:55:25,680 --> 01:55:26,700
I love the people!
820
01:55:26,700 --> 01:55:27,740
We're looking at Buick,
821
01:55:27,740 --> 01:55:29,740
Regals and Camaros and...
822
01:55:29,740 --> 01:55:30,990
Mustangs that are
823
01:55:30,990 --> 01:55:32,220
just like "Eh, whatever".
824
01:55:32,220 --> 01:55:33,600
All the other stuff I like!
825
01:55:33,600 --> 01:55:35,260
I like the weird stuff!
826
01:55:35,260 --> 01:55:37,260
OMG, Volkswagen Polos,
827
01:55:37,260 --> 01:55:39,500
Eurovans, that's the stuff I like!
828
01:55:40,730 --> 01:55:41,790
All that stuff is gone!
829
01:55:41,790 --> 01:55:42,920
It's all gone in the US,
830
01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:44,120
We don't have that stuff anymore!
831
01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:46,760
So cool! I love it!!
832
01:58:28,080 --> 01:58:29,080
I only see interlaced here!
833
01:58:29,080 --> 01:58:30,780
Ah, that's better!
834
01:58:30,780 --> 01:58:32,220
Hello world!
835
01:58:32,220 --> 01:58:34,730
This is Keenora from EF 24!
836
01:58:35,130 --> 01:58:37,310
and so far it's a great con,
837
01:58:37,310 --> 01:58:38,700
it's Saturday today,
838
01:58:38,700 --> 01:58:40,700
there's the BigBlueDance tonight and
839
01:58:40,700 --> 01:58:42,090
there were so many
840
01:58:42,090 --> 01:58:43,760
awesome things going on here,
841
01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:45,880
but the only sad
842
01:58:45,880 --> 01:58:47,340
thing right now is:
843
01:58:47,340 --> 01:58:48,700
This!
844
01:58:48,830 --> 01:58:50,700
It's raining!
845
01:58:51,820 --> 01:58:52,780
Having fun?
846
01:58:52,780 --> 01:58:53,600
Whooo!
847
01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,200
Eurofurence!
848
02:00:48,430 --> 02:00:49,880
Last year we discovered
849
02:00:50,120 --> 02:00:51,880
that Tay might have been neutered.
850
02:00:53,150 --> 02:00:54,000
This year...
851
02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:56,000
No? Maybe?
852
02:00:56,240 --> 02:00:57,920
Come on, off to the vet with you!
853
02:00:58,940 --> 02:01:00,650
Can't have you randomly humping things!
854
02:01:02,010 --> 02:01:03,770
You won't randomly hump things?
855
02:01:05,480 --> 02:01:06,830
Do you get along with kitties?
856
02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:08,490
Do you
857
02:01:08,490 --> 02:01:10,240
get along with kitties?
858
02:01:10,240 --> 02:01:11,440
I like to know!
859
02:01:11,440 --> 02:01:12,400
Do you...
860
02:01:12,400 --> 02:01:14,400
...get along with kitties?
861
02:01:15,040 --> 02:01:16,680
Yeah? What was that?
862
02:01:16,830 --> 02:01:17,390
That's right!
863
02:01:17,390 --> 02:01:18,810
I think he said he gets along with kitties
864
02:01:18,810 --> 02:01:19,920
real nice.
865
02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:21,920
Real nice and friendly like.
866
02:01:22,170 --> 02:01:23,680
We're gonna be great pals!
867
02:01:23,980 --> 02:01:25,500
I love dogs!
868
02:01:25,500 --> 02:01:27,630
I love them, I love those dogs!
869
02:01:27,630 --> 02:01:29,630
They're great, right? Look at them!
870
02:01:49,370 --> 02:01:50,750
I heard
871
02:01:50,750 --> 02:01:51,710
when you were a baby
872
02:01:51,710 --> 02:01:53,710
you were born without eyelids.
873
02:01:53,980 --> 02:01:55,240
And the doctor circumsized you
874
02:01:55,240 --> 02:01:56,110
and used it for eyelids
875
02:01:56,110 --> 02:01:58,110
and now you're cockeyed.
876
02:02:09,610 --> 02:02:12,030
He's a fucking upright walking dog!
877
02:02:30,860 --> 02:02:32,620
It's like you got a...
878
02:02:32,620 --> 02:02:34,620
...foreskin around your head there!
879
02:02:40,040 --> 02:02:41,760
Double-Facepaw!
880
02:02:44,830 --> 02:02:45,680
Boi!
881
02:02:45,680 --> 02:02:47,680
Boi... BoiBoiBoiBoiBoiBoiBoi!
882
02:03:07,740 --> 02:03:09,230
Hello!
883
02:03:09,230 --> 02:03:12,540
Welcome to EF 24!
884
02:04:03,630 --> 02:04:05,210
Oh, he's here!
885
02:04:05,210 --> 02:04:06,570
He's finally here!
886
02:04:06,570 --> 02:04:07,600
I didn't know that!
887
02:04:07,600 --> 02:04:08,600
Nice that you're here!
888
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:10,600
Go have fun!
889
02:04:57,470 --> 02:04:58,570
Annoying!
890
02:05:00,090 --> 02:05:01,040
Bad!
891
02:05:01,040 --> 02:05:03,040
It's like the camera stalks me!
892
02:05:03,040 --> 02:05:05,040
Unbelievable!
893
02:05:06,250 --> 02:05:07,820
Foxy!
894
02:05:19,720 --> 02:05:22,520
We are...
895
02:05:22,520 --> 02:05:24,240
just teasing Dexy
896
02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:27,440
because Dexy made an Oreo eating video at BLFC
897
02:05:27,440 --> 02:05:28,920
Where are you Dexy?
898
02:05:28,920 --> 02:05:31,400
Dexy is not here cause he's a little bitch!
899
02:05:34,010 --> 02:05:35,930
I'm gonna give you each a cookie
900
02:05:35,930 --> 02:05:36,750
I'm terrified!
901
02:05:36,750 --> 02:05:38,330
And then all at once you can eat your cookie
902
02:05:38,330 --> 02:05:40,330
and tell me what flavour it is.
903
02:05:40,750 --> 02:05:42,510
Unless you can guess what flavour it is.
904
02:05:45,800 --> 02:05:47,770
I have a bad feeling I know what this is.
905
02:05:49,870 --> 02:05:52,120
Any ambulance nearby?
906
02:05:54,400 --> 02:05:56,560
Eat the cookie!
907
02:05:57,610 --> 02:05:59,850
I'm gonna show the camera
908
02:05:59,850 --> 02:06:01,600
what the cookie is.
909
02:06:01,600 --> 02:06:03,600
Why did you have to bring those?
910
02:06:05,630 --> 02:06:08,200
They're absolutely disgusting!
911
02:06:11,050 --> 02:06:12,240
It.... WAAHH!
912
02:06:12,240 --> 02:06:13,550
It's popping!
913
02:06:13,550 --> 02:06:15,550
What the fuck???
914
02:06:17,480 --> 02:06:18,560
Aaaaah!!
915
02:06:18,940 --> 02:06:19,930
These are...
916
02:06:19,930 --> 02:06:21,400
What the fuck is that?
917
02:06:21,400 --> 02:06:23,400
Cherry Cola....
918
02:06:23,400 --> 02:06:25,400
with Pop-Rocks!
919
02:06:26,970 --> 02:06:28,440
Pop-Rocks in there, so they're popping!
920
02:06:28,880 --> 02:06:30,320
What do you think?
921
02:06:30,320 --> 02:06:32,320
No? No?!
922
02:06:32,840 --> 02:06:34,800
I kinda don't like them either.
923
02:06:36,480 --> 02:06:39,050
It's still popping!
924
02:06:40,090 --> 02:06:42,970
Does anybody here have any allergies?
925
02:06:45,480 --> 02:06:47,000
You should ask that first!
926
02:06:47,880 --> 02:06:49,150
What the hell is a soy nut?
927
02:06:50,160 --> 02:06:51,580
A soy nut?
928
02:06:52,590 --> 02:06:53,980
Must be an American thing.
929
02:06:56,330 --> 02:06:57,400
Alright!
930
02:06:59,200 --> 02:07:01,400
The body of Dexy is with you!
931
02:07:10,440 --> 02:07:12,600
What is that?
932
02:07:13,020 --> 02:07:14,520
What is that?
933
02:07:18,810 --> 02:07:20,430
Oh no, it's.... ugh....
934
02:07:21,690 --> 02:07:23,760
This is kettle corn!
935
02:07:24,990 --> 02:07:27,150
It tastes like Dexy's ass!
936
02:07:27,400 --> 02:07:28,220
Dexy ass?
937
02:07:28,220 --> 02:07:30,220
He says it tastes like sexy ass....
938
02:07:30,220 --> 02:07:32,220
Dexy's ass!
939
02:07:32,220 --> 02:07:33,710
We're gonna do something terrible,
940
02:07:33,710 --> 02:07:35,400
check this out:
941
02:07:35,400 --> 02:07:37,400
These guys over here
942
02:07:37,850 --> 02:07:40,060
they're all smoking hookah.
943
02:07:40,410 --> 02:07:42,360
Do you guys like some Oreos?
944
02:07:47,370 --> 02:07:50,590
Yeeeah!
945
02:07:55,360 --> 02:07:57,520
So, uhm, we poisoned the con!
946
02:08:03,040 --> 02:08:05,020
Give me....
947
02:08:05,020 --> 02:08:07,020
three minutes and I'll be back
948
02:08:07,020 --> 02:08:09,020
with some Oreos you don't know!
949
02:08:09,020 --> 02:08:10,640
Really?
950
02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:12,640
I'm stealing the camera because this is fun!
951
02:08:14,150 --> 02:08:15,510
See, I'm just stealing the camera
952
02:08:15,510 --> 02:08:17,510
I'm just doing whatever I do!
953
02:08:42,840 --> 02:08:45,280
The video is going to BBF tho!
954
02:08:45,280 --> 02:08:47,280
Uh oh....
955
02:09:03,750 --> 02:09:06,480
This is for you!
956
02:09:10,310 --> 02:09:12,840
Arrrarrrarr!
957
02:09:14,040 --> 02:09:15,480
Let's see what they are.
958
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:16,640
Oreos!
959
02:09:16,640 --> 02:09:17,970
They're from Japan?
960
02:09:17,970 --> 02:09:19,970
from China!
961
02:09:28,110 --> 02:09:30,240
This is like eating Chinesium!
962
02:09:38,680 --> 02:09:40,420
Wow!
963
02:09:45,000 --> 02:09:47,530
Not as much sugar!
964
02:09:47,530 --> 02:09:49,930
They're not that sweet.
965
02:09:50,730 --> 02:09:54,570
Now you know how Chinese people like their Oreos.
966
02:09:54,570 --> 02:09:55,930
They like them however the government
967
02:09:55,930 --> 02:09:57,930
tells them to like them.
968
02:13:28,970 --> 02:13:30,280
This is a kids thing.
969
02:13:30,280 --> 02:13:32,280
If they fall it's like falling off a roof
970
02:13:32,280 --> 02:13:34,280
of a house!
971
02:13:35,000 --> 02:13:36,680
We would never have
972
02:13:36,680 --> 02:13:38,400
this in the US, ever,
973
02:13:38,400 --> 02:13:40,400
this is so dangerous.
974
02:14:00,970 --> 02:14:02,440
The great reward
975
02:14:02,440 --> 02:14:04,440
is a concussion!
976
02:14:05,020 --> 02:14:06,440
I've done it, I've done it!
977
02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:08,440
Oh shit!
978
02:14:52,950 --> 02:14:55,530
It's going down!
979
02:14:59,080 --> 02:14:59,950
Look out!
980
02:14:59,950 --> 02:15:01,950
There's a truck coming!
981
02:15:04,640 --> 02:15:08,110
Hurry, it's inflating!
982
02:16:02,130 --> 02:16:03,730
We lost track of the team
983
02:16:03,730 --> 02:16:04,460
three days ago!
984
02:16:04,460 --> 02:16:06,460
Christina, I haven't seen her!
985
02:16:46,640 --> 02:16:50,240
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
986
02:17:07,150 --> 02:17:08,910
So... AA+
987
02:17:08,910 --> 02:17:10,440
I recommend EF
988
02:17:10,440 --> 02:17:11,640
if you guys would like to come out
989
02:17:11,640 --> 02:17:14,310
they have the mouth,
990
02:17:14,310 --> 02:17:17,660
they've got the teeth and the throat.
991
02:17:26,710 --> 02:17:29,800
Typical, we got into Narnia
992
02:17:29,800 --> 02:17:32,730
just in time to see the lion deflate.
993
02:30:30,860 --> 02:30:33,950
The thing is, when they do it in fursuit it's so damn cute!
994
02:30:33,950 --> 02:30:35,680
They're telling me to fuck off but it's
995
02:30:35,680 --> 02:30:36,640
so damn cute, like
996
02:30:36,640 --> 02:30:38,020
Awww, yes, who's a good
997
02:30:38,020 --> 02:30:39,710
swearing dragon?
998
02:30:39,710 --> 02:30:42,660
I know this from Russell Peters
999
02:30:42,660 --> 02:30:44,880
from Canada when he has his own
1000
02:30:44,880 --> 02:30:46,400
sketch about what Italians say
1001
02:30:46,400 --> 02:30:48,400
and this is apparently "What the fuck"
1002
02:30:48,400 --> 02:30:50,400
You know all the Peters in Canada?
1003
02:30:50,770 --> 02:30:52,530
Apparently I do know all the Peters in Canada.
1004
02:30:52,530 --> 02:30:54,170
The Russell Peters,
1005
02:30:54,170 --> 02:30:54,910
The John...
1006
02:30:54,910 --> 02:30:56,040
I guess you've been around enough,
1007
02:30:56,040 --> 02:30:58,040
you know all the Peters.
1008
02:30:58,040 --> 02:31:00,040
I guess I do, that says a lot about me.
1009
02:31:05,020 --> 02:31:06,200
You need to move faster,
1010
02:31:06,200 --> 02:31:08,200
your ass is dragon!
1011
02:31:09,600 --> 02:31:11,440
Aaaaahhh!
1012
02:31:11,440 --> 02:31:13,440
The BBF shot!
1013
02:31:16,460 --> 02:31:19,110
You should have a smiley face in there!
1014
02:31:30,550 --> 02:31:32,440
Where is your hand?
1015
02:31:33,420 --> 02:31:36,040
I thought it was a girl! Wow!
1016
02:31:36,620 --> 02:31:38,240
Hey now!
1017
02:31:38,370 --> 02:31:40,240
Honk Honk!
1018
02:32:46,240 --> 02:32:48,770
This is definitely worth recording here, yeah.
1019
02:32:50,240 --> 02:32:52,370
Are these all...
1020
02:32:52,370 --> 02:32:54,370
Wow.... wow!
1021
02:32:56,130 --> 02:32:57,710
Two huskies...
1022
02:32:57,710 --> 02:32:59,240
20 Vodka-Redbull.
1023
02:32:59,240 --> 02:33:01,240
27!
1024
02:33:01,240 --> 02:33:03,240
27 cups to a husky!
1025
02:33:25,880 --> 02:33:27,680
Cheers!
1026
02:33:27,880 --> 02:33:29,680
It's Uncle Nightfox!
1027
02:33:29,680 --> 02:33:31,510
You can't have this.
1028
02:33:31,510 --> 02:33:32,930
It's all mine!
1029
02:33:32,930 --> 02:33:34,570
I'll really enjoy it
1030
02:33:34,570 --> 02:33:36,570
while you're starving!
1031
02:33:36,840 --> 02:33:37,530
Keep on talking!
1032
02:33:37,530 --> 02:33:38,750
It tastes so good...
1033
02:33:38,750 --> 02:33:40,750
stop stealing my food!
1034
02:33:59,770 --> 02:34:02,710
You're gambling with people's lives here!
1035
02:34:04,570 --> 02:34:07,480
American spray cheese.
1036
02:34:08,800 --> 02:34:11,950
It goes out as fast as it goes in.
1037
02:34:19,840 --> 02:34:21,840
Just push it sideways, you're alright...
1038
02:34:24,400 --> 02:34:26,930
See here, there we go!
1039
02:34:32,910 --> 02:34:35,800
That's a lot more solid than I remember it!
1040
02:34:46,000 --> 02:34:48,820
That one means business.
1041
02:34:55,150 --> 02:34:57,370
You got a dangly bit and everything!
1042
02:34:57,370 --> 02:34:59,370
Now you touched it!
1043
02:35:00,420 --> 02:35:02,220
Like a pro, alright!
1044
02:35:18,420 --> 02:35:20,260
Sergal, it figures.
1045
02:35:37,880 --> 02:35:40,420
The problem is I'm gonna have to spit this out.
1046
02:35:40,420 --> 02:35:42,420
You're gonna have to eat it.
1047
02:35:45,510 --> 02:35:46,600
I can't swallow it.
1048
02:35:46,600 --> 02:35:48,240
You can't swallow it?
1049
02:35:48,240 --> 02:35:49,350
I have trouble swallowing.
1050
02:35:49,350 --> 02:35:51,350
This thing is the anti-swallow.
1051
02:35:51,820 --> 02:35:53,060
It's like
1052
02:35:53,060 --> 02:35:55,060
really hard peanut butter.
1053
02:36:00,150 --> 02:36:02,400
How do I get it out?
1054
02:36:05,150 --> 02:36:07,620
Aaaah!
1055
02:36:26,750 --> 02:36:29,000
Cheesing everything up now.
1056
02:36:30,730 --> 02:36:33,020
It's nice!
1057
02:36:34,620 --> 02:36:37,400
Change my mind, yeah!
1058
02:36:38,460 --> 02:36:40,800
Spraaay cheese.
1059
02:36:48,930 --> 02:36:51,130
Do you like it? Good stuff, huh?
1060
02:36:51,130 --> 02:36:53,130
Thats why Americans are fat!
1061
02:37:18,820 --> 02:37:20,600
Cheesy!
1062
02:37:32,420 --> 02:37:34,570
It reminds me of....
1063
02:37:36,080 --> 02:37:38,570
Hey Shads, you gotta try the...
1064
02:37:38,570 --> 02:37:40,570
Oh my god I've been dreaming
1065
02:37:40,570 --> 02:37:42,570
of this since the Goofy Movie!
1066
02:37:43,640 --> 02:37:45,280
Yes, it's that side character,
1067
02:37:45,280 --> 02:37:47,280
that's just... oy!
1068
02:37:47,570 --> 02:37:49,420
He's done that!
1069
02:37:50,060 --> 02:37:51,400
He goes crazy and put it in his
1070
02:37:51,400 --> 02:37:53,400
mouth, oh god, I need to try this!
1071
02:37:53,840 --> 02:37:55,110
OMG!
1072
02:37:55,110 --> 02:37:56,710
This is so cool!
1073
02:37:56,710 --> 02:37:58,710
It's exactly like in that movie!
1074
02:37:59,170 --> 02:38:00,330
Alright.
1075
02:38:04,200 --> 02:38:05,800
Thrust it in my mouth?
1076
02:38:09,660 --> 02:38:11,240
You gotta bend it sideways.
1077
02:38:11,240 --> 02:38:13,240
Like that, are you sure?
1078
02:38:13,530 --> 02:38:15,200
Try it on a cracker first and then...
1079
02:38:17,330 --> 02:38:19,280
Fuck it, I like to live dangerously.
1080
02:38:19,280 --> 02:38:21,280
Let's do this!
1081
02:38:27,530 --> 02:38:29,060
No, correction:
1082
02:38:29,060 --> 02:38:31,060
THAT is why Americans are fat!
1083
02:38:32,060 --> 02:38:34,200
I'd like to say it's gross,
1084
02:38:34,200 --> 02:38:35,510
that it's typical
1085
02:38:35,510 --> 02:38:36,880
American and gross,
1086
02:38:36,880 --> 02:38:38,110
but I love it!
1087
02:38:38,110 --> 02:38:40,110
That's why Americans love it: Because it's
1088
02:38:40,110 --> 02:38:42,110
fucking delicious!
1089
02:38:44,060 --> 02:38:45,660
You're scary!
1090
02:38:45,660 --> 02:38:47,660
I know, right?
1091
02:38:47,910 --> 02:38:49,420
Do you hear the song over there?
1092
02:38:49,420 --> 02:38:51,750
It's the NFC theme song!
1093
02:38:51,750 --> 02:38:53,750
It's Cheese party!