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You still have the chance!
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You still can do it!
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Be number one!
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Be the first nose-booper!
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Uh! Ohh!
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Tatra Tea!
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That was your first mistake!
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Are you aiming or what?
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You'd be the first school shooter that doesn't kill a person.
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Have a look at this.
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This is ridiculous.
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I'm not Snugg by the way.
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Clearly not Snugg,
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Snugg had a beard, if you see him, shave it off.
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Thank you.
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No press allowed, go away!
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I'm not press, I'm Fake Mews.
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Oh god!
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This is like...
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4TT vlogging here.
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See, BB, he's...
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BB secretly hated me.
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And he never tells me.
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Why do you hate me, BB?
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Dexter, you're being recorded!
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Go away!
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The difference!
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So you've got a chocolate nose.
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Damn!
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Everytime!
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Give us a hug!
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Don't hug the fourth wall!
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It's video!
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It's video? Oh crap!
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It's for Rilyn.
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All I'm gonna say.
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This is the first time ever I've been touched
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in about... a minute now.
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It's actually quite nice.
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OMG I ca....
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I'm actually trying to get outside
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I'm touching you!
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Gawd...
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I'm touching you!
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Aaaaaahhhh!
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I'm gonna go insane!
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I'm touching you!
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STOP IT!
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I'm touching you!
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It's video!
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It's video?
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It's video!
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Discuss...
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Discuss the prophet!
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Oh, stop filming me!
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Hey, what are you going to do,
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chord him to death?
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Hello!
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[audience cheers]
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Hellooooh!
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[audience cheers more]
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Better!
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Right!
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Let's help you out of there.
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There we go.
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Take a bow, Brok, you've been through a lot there.
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There we go!
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Take a seat.
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You can get back to that.
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So, no more video games for anybody?
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We're done?
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Alright, theme's cancelled, everybody go home!
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Brok doesn't like it!
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I think we're gonna have to convince him.
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What do you think of games?
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[audience yells a lot]
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Try again!
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[audience goes insane]
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Come on, stop being boring!
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One more time:
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What do you think of video games?
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[nuclear explosion in audience]
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What do you think of board games?
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What do you think of just any fun old game?
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OK, I'll let you off, I think that's good enough.
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Attendees:
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We have....
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one thousand....
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nine hundred....
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...and eight!
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of which, 623 sponsors!
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Round of applause for the sponsors please!
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All for the sponsors,
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they help make a con as awesome as it is,
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they help us get all this fantastic equipment for the stage.
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Please welcome onto the stage,
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Mr. Ryan Campbell.
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Thanks, this is really exciting,
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Backstage I thought I don't get stage fright,
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but that's all changed now.
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I'm just gonna picture you all as your fursonas.
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That makes it work okay.
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I'm Ryan Campbell,
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I've been travelling to furry cons for
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I guess, 22 years
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This is my first Confuzzled, my first one outside the USA
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Thank you so much for inviting me.
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Also joining us from the USA,
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A lady who's artwork has graced the fandom
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since the 1990s,
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many of her creations hanging in our art show,
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you may bid and own such items,
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Welcome to the stage please: Dark Natasha!
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That's great to hear,
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I cannot tell you how much of an honor it is
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to be here,
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I'm really excited
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because I love the UK,
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I've got family here so
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I've got more than just normal connections
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So I have to say
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I'm your typical traditional artist,
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and I enjoy doing mostly furry fantasy,
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I've been doing it for... oh my gosh...
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... a long time, years and years,
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and I hope to do it until I'm in my nineties.
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Hey everybody, how are you doing?
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Are we doing good?
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That was pityful.
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Happy to be here?
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Okay, now it sounds alright.
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I got some boring announcements,
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as always, venue stuff.
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Fifth year now here at the Hilton,
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they're always happy to have us back,
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so let's have a round of applause for our hotel!
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Brok, Matt,
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Yes?
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The lovely people at the Hilton,
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they have a wonderful person managing their PR,
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and their Twitter feed,
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and they asked us if we could get a selfie with
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all of our wonderful attendees.
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Are you up for that, Brok?
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Is everyone up for that?
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Can we have some house lights please?
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That kinda worked, we'll fix it in post.
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So, Brok, as a thank you
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for allowing us to do the Twitter picture,
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as always, the lovely people in the Chefs department
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have baked a cookie.
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They'd like to tell you that on stage
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if we can have the Hilton please on stage?
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[chants: Cookie, Cookie, Cookie...]
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We have
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the devices that spin and wobble people returning!
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You may have noticed that it was a bit
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soggy today,
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The rides will run in the rain.
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However:
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if there are high winds or
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thunderstorms,
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the rides will not run.
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They will pause for the duration of
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the storm and continue afterwards.
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So, rain or shine, that will go ahead.
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Please head into the staff car park
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on Sunday and enjoy the rides.
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Last year,
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do you guys remember
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that we finished
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rolling into the first dance
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and we had some confetti?
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We're gonna do something similar.
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Could I have please our first DJ
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Mr. Acey?
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Yay, our first DJ!
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Did you enjoy the confetti last year?
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Did you think there wasn't really enough?
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Bring on the confetti canons!
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Last year,
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we had 500g of confetti.
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We going some budget,
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we have 8kg of confetti!
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Would you like some confetti?
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10...
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1...
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[audience cheers to the moon and back]
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I'm Kiryu Kazuma...
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...of the Tojo Clan!
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It's video!
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Ah, okay!
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100 Euro...
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...100 Euro...
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...100 Euro for video of me!
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Actually you're getting a fine now.
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What for?
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You booped my camera lens!
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It's video!
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It's video....
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OMG we're the same color!
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So many paws!
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Aaaah! AAAAAAHH!!
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What is this?
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What are those?
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Ooowww!
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Ooowww!
Ooowww!
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Ooowww!
Ooowww!
Ooowww!
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Ooowww!
Ooowww!
Ooowww!
Ooowww!
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Ooowww!
Ooowww!
Ooowww!
Ooowww!
Ooowww!
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He's committing a crime right now.
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Ooowww!
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Ooowww!
Ooowww!
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I'm like 47 then!
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48...
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49...
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50...
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We start with one...
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Hello!
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You want the most photogenic people?
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It's good that he's looking at you now.
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Stop it!
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See my most charming smile!
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No close-ups!
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No, not my bad side!
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You won't catch me dipping a doughnut this year.
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No, no cameras, no paparazzi!
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What did you just say?
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Ahhh, fucking hell, man!
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Fucking hell!
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Hi!
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Welcome to what's known as fursuit hell!
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Pineapple hell!
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It's hell!
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Get me out of here!
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Oh, it's you again!
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You again!
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You again!!
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Yes, I'm following you!
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OH NO!!
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I'm stalking you!
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Oh Jesus!
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I'm stalking you!
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Help! Send help!
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Help? What help?
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I'm help!
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I'm gonna say, never trust a glass-eyed fur!
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Oh geez!
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That's very suspicious!
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He is very suspicious indeed!
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I know, it's those glass eyes!
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I'm stalking you!
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I'm gonna bite!
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Still stalking you!
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STOP IT!
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I'm stalking you!
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Oh my God I....
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Yes, I am, I'm...
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I'm not touching you!
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...not touching you!
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I'm not touching you!
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Hi BBF, how's it going?
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Welcome to the Confuzzled Fursuit Parade!
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Where it isn't raining,
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even the weather forecast right now
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is 85% chance of...
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Yaaay!
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It's all about you now!
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All about you!
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Yes, it's only you!
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Only you!
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I'm stalking you!
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
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I'm stalking you!
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Oh no!
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Save me!
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Still stalking you!
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Look man,
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this has to stop!
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01:10:47,260 --> 01:10:48,180
No!
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01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,180
That bloody light, OMG!
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01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,200
Aaah!
291
01:10:56,860 --> 01:10:58,420
Okay, now you're getting a ticket!
292
01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:35,060
Oh, look who it is!
293
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:37,000
Oh god!
294
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,380
I'm stalking you!
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01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,580
I booped you!
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01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,240
You did!
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01:15:39,980 --> 01:15:42,780
So what's your choice this year?
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01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:46,820
This one probably.
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01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:21,880
Duckface!
300
01:18:43,140 --> 01:18:44,720
I'm Security-Medic.
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01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,720
I'll punch you down and do CPR
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01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:47,460
at the same time.
303
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:49,100
That is some paperwork.
304
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,100
Fuck paperwork!
305
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,300
What am I gonna do with that?
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01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:27,640
What are you looking at?
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01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,640
You German pie....
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01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,640
What are you looking at you fucking Kraut?
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01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,340
Hey Danny, what do you like on your pizza?
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01:22:36,340 --> 01:22:37,380
Pineapple.
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01:22:37,660 --> 01:22:38,860
PINEAPPLE!
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01:22:38,860 --> 01:22:40,860
Harder, daddy, harder!
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01:29:05,580 --> 01:29:07,420
Leave me out of this!
314
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,580
I think he wants to beat you up!
315
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:07,580
Bitchfight!
316
01:33:18,460 --> 01:33:20,740
I think he just made fun of your mother.
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01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:26,060
He called you a son of a bitch.
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01:33:34,100 --> 01:33:35,600
I think he called you gay.
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01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:36,560
Yes.
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01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:38,560
Arrrghhhhh!!
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01:33:42,260 --> 01:33:43,600
Kick his balls!
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01:34:54,460 --> 01:34:55,880
Are you GPRG ready
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01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:58,420
or whatever those 3, 4 words are?
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01:34:59,440 --> 01:35:00,400
Are you storing me?
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01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,120
He's storing me!
326
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:04,120
He's storing me illegally tho!
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01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:06,200
You're from Europe
328
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,200
so you gotta stick to the law.
329
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,720
I got your data,
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01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:10,900
I got your privacy,
331
01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:12,260
No, I need that to live!
332
01:35:12,260 --> 01:35:14,460
This is your privacy in my hand right now!
333
01:35:14,460 --> 01:35:15,720
I'm melting!!!
334
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:17,720
Look at this, your privacy!
335
01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:20,180
My precious privacy!
336
01:35:21,740 --> 01:35:23,040
Nooo!
337
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:25,040
You're done!
338
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:28,940
I can't believe you do that to me.
339
01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:31,960
Why did you have to do that?
340
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:34,480
Privacy? I'm Zuckerberging you!
341
01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:35,860
Me?
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01:35:35,860 --> 01:35:37,240
Yes, you!
343
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:38,540
What about them?
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01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:39,660
No, you. Only you.
345
01:35:39,660 --> 01:35:41,660
It's all about you now.
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01:35:43,260 --> 01:35:44,940
Only you, yes.
347
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,400
I've got your soul,
348
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:49,360
and I'm stealing your nose,
349
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:50,240
Don't...
350
01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:52,240
Yes, I got your nose!
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01:35:52,240 --> 01:35:53,800
That's my nose!
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01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:57,940
I like your nose, it smells good!
353
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:00,700
It smells alright, I mean...
354
01:36:03,580 --> 01:36:05,780
I'm making money of you!
355
01:36:05,780 --> 01:36:07,420
Your face!
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01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:08,060
That's alright...
357
01:36:08,060 --> 01:36:10,060
...your privacy, your data.
358
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:12,740
Are you getting a good price?
359
01:36:13,220 --> 01:36:15,140
Are you getting a good price for me?
360
01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:18,280
You're a fox, you're a discount!
361
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:34,700
The donkey is just dragging his ass.
362
01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:40,700
See, this one's a..... aah...
363
01:36:41,020 --> 01:36:42,900
I can go for at least...
364
01:36:44,220 --> 01:36:45,340
... 300 Euros.
365
01:36:45,340 --> 01:36:47,880
As a fursuit, that's a poodle that's not poodling.
366
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:52,120
That's why, to you, he's 500 dollars!
367
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:01,720
That's what you get!
368
01:41:02,340 --> 01:41:04,320
That's what you get for booping cameras!
369
01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:26,420
That's a lot of light there!
370
01:44:28,580 --> 01:44:30,740
Tiger, Tiger, burning bright!
371
01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:36,200
Meanie, meanie, meanie camera!
372
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:39,760
This is very evil!
373
01:45:39,760 --> 01:45:41,760
That's better!
374
01:52:21,220 --> 01:52:24,820
That's zee end from zee Confuzzled 2018
375
01:52:25,500 --> 01:52:27,760
I sit here and drink my cider with
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01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:29,760
BBF and enjoy it.
377
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:32,800
Have a nice day and we see us next year!
378
01:56:23,840 --> 01:56:25,960
I'll put you in my lab.
379
01:56:27,280 --> 01:56:29,200
Right, come here, you're going to the lab.
380
01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:37,420
You found him again!
381
01:56:37,420 --> 01:56:39,420
Take him back to the lab, I like him!
382
01:56:39,820 --> 01:56:42,220
He's really cute, I like this one!
383
01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:45,500
Come with me!
384
02:05:41,360 --> 02:05:42,980
Furries...
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02:06:13,860 --> 02:06:16,600
I'm not sure this one's a good boy.
386
02:06:26,300 --> 02:06:28,420
You can try hiding.
387
02:06:28,860 --> 02:06:31,460
You're not very good at it.
388
02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:43,780
I can still see you. I can see your paws.
389
02:07:42,000 --> 02:07:44,520
It's not alcohol!
390
02:07:44,700 --> 02:07:46,440
Nooo, boring!
391
02:07:46,440 --> 02:07:48,440
Yeah!
392
02:07:50,540 --> 02:07:51,560
You should be on the floor
393
02:07:51,560 --> 02:07:53,560
throwing up right now!
394
02:07:53,900 --> 02:07:56,420
I was just like that yesterday
395
02:08:00,260 --> 02:08:01,700
This is what I get!
396
02:08:02,720 --> 02:08:04,380
These people are boring.
397
02:08:04,380 --> 02:08:06,060
Let's go find some better people.
398
02:08:06,060 --> 02:08:07,340
You expect a hug?
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02:08:07,340 --> 02:08:08,380
No?
400
02:08:08,380 --> 02:08:10,060
Then why are you holding your hands out like this?
401
02:08:10,060 --> 02:08:11,700
I'm just....
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02:08:11,700 --> 02:08:13,700
crazy scared!
403
02:08:16,460 --> 02:08:18,900
You're being an obstruction.
404
02:08:20,060 --> 02:08:21,440
You're being a-booping!
405
02:08:21,440 --> 02:08:23,440
I'm a booper, yeah!
406
02:10:08,460 --> 02:10:10,980
Ah, camera! Ah yeah!
407
02:10:10,980 --> 02:10:12,980
Nooooo!
408
02:10:15,080 --> 02:10:17,040
This is Strawberry!
409
02:10:17,040 --> 02:10:18,840
I have his eyes!
410
02:10:19,700 --> 02:10:21,720
We made a baby!
411
02:10:32,100 --> 02:10:33,660
Oh no!
412
02:10:41,100 --> 02:10:42,500
Blind!
413
02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:44,500
No!
414
02:10:44,580 --> 02:10:46,500
I can legitimately
415
02:10:46,500 --> 02:10:48,500
feel the heat from the light
416
02:10:48,500 --> 02:10:50,500
on my whitey skin!
417
02:10:50,920 --> 02:10:52,620
Whitey...
418
02:10:53,760 --> 02:10:55,160
That's it, that's it!
419
02:10:57,140 --> 02:10:57,940
That was perfect!
420
02:11:01,280 --> 02:11:03,320
He has the baby now!
421
02:11:03,800 --> 02:11:05,540
It's his baby!
422
02:11:06,040 --> 02:11:07,860
*cries*
423
02:11:07,860 --> 02:11:09,860
Why must it end?
424
02:11:25,680 --> 02:11:27,580
I feel loved!
425
02:11:37,060 --> 02:11:39,360
Noone loves me!
426
02:11:39,360 --> 02:11:42,380
No one loves meee!!
427
02:12:04,940 --> 02:12:06,780
What you need to do...
428
02:12:11,940 --> 02:12:13,060
What are you doing?
429
02:12:13,060 --> 02:12:15,680
I'm trying to remove the light but it's...
430
02:12:15,680 --> 02:12:17,680
It's resisting!
431
02:12:30,500 --> 02:12:33,100
It's so beautiful! Look into the light!
432
02:12:33,100 --> 02:12:35,100
Look, Harry!
433
02:12:35,540 --> 02:12:37,680
Look into the light!
434
02:12:39,720 --> 02:12:41,700
Look into the light!
435
02:12:50,680 --> 02:12:53,220
Hahaha, I crashed the camera!
436
02:13:02,300 --> 02:13:03,420
Come closer.
437
02:13:03,420 --> 02:13:03,900
No.
438
02:13:03,900 --> 02:13:05,900
Please come closer.
439
02:13:05,900 --> 02:13:07,900
I don't ever trust you.
440
02:13:08,100 --> 02:13:10,260
Come closer.
441
02:13:10,260 --> 02:13:11,260
I can do a magic trick.
442
02:13:11,260 --> 02:13:12,140
Even closer?
443
02:13:12,140 --> 02:13:13,100
Even closer.
444
02:13:13,100 --> 02:13:15,220
Why am I this close, this is very unnerving.
445
02:13:15,220 --> 02:13:17,220
Aaaah, you...!
446
02:14:52,780 --> 02:14:54,560
Ewwww!
447
02:14:55,000 --> 02:14:56,920
You're putting ice cubes in beer?
448
02:14:56,920 --> 02:14:59,140
Yes, cause I like it that way!
449
02:15:05,500 --> 02:15:09,580
That'll be one Sex On The Beach please!
450
02:15:10,360 --> 02:15:12,960
Sorry, they ran out of musical instruments.
451
02:16:21,560 --> 02:16:23,840
No badge, no entry!
452
02:20:24,100 --> 02:20:26,520
Good evening everybody!
453
02:20:28,640 --> 02:20:31,020
Did you enjoy that?
454
02:20:32,280 --> 02:20:34,540
Did you enjoy that?
455
02:20:36,380 --> 02:20:38,400
It has come to the time where we must
456
02:20:38,400 --> 02:20:40,400
conclude the dead dog party.
457
02:20:43,180 --> 02:20:45,940
The dead feline party!
458
02:20:46,300 --> 02:20:50,460
The dead "insert species here" party!
459
02:20:52,260 --> 02:20:53,460
However...
460
02:20:53,460 --> 02:20:56,720
I have one slight question for you.
461
02:20:58,060 --> 02:21:00,520
Would you like one more song?
462
02:21:01,760 --> 02:21:04,440
We have the tradition at Confuzzled
463
02:21:04,940 --> 02:21:07,760
It's a long-standing tradition:
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02:21:07,760 --> 02:21:09,300
We will be going with:
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02:21:09,300 --> 02:21:11,300
Nightwish!!