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Hi!

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We're flying to....

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Andro..... something....

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Now I have no pillow.

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Take yours!

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That's no good.

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Touch it!

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That's why I booked a window seat!

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Wait, I'll fix that.

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Hiiiii....

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Food woke me up!

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A small Snickers.

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.... if you're not going anywhere for a LITTLE while.

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Now I thought you of all people would've known better than

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that, sneaking up an old seniors,

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especially one, riddled

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on whatever this is here,

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what is this Anthrocon that I keep

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always get stuck at every year.

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And then apparently someone is here in a....

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 I don't know what all this fuss is about

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and everything is so loud and distracting.

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I am, getting constantly irritated

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every direction I turn,

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especially this one right here,

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and I have a wolfsnout look back at my face

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and apparently it has glow in the dark claws...

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His videos are awesome, people,

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always watch them, and if you're

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stupid enough you can get friends of yours

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by showing them these videos

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you're watching, you can tag

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them along and indoctrinate

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a couple of fools yourself.

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Guten Tag!

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Willkommen in Anthrocon

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hier in die schöne
here in the nice

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Stadt Pittsburgh
city of Pittsburgh

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in Pennsylfornisch Place!
in Pennsylfornia place!

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USA!

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It's very very good to see all our friends there in

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Germany, even if you're not in Germany

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but the guy with the camera is in Germany so

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it sort of follows,

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we're having a wonderful time here.

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It's only actually just

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began so this is Wednesday

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the American Independence day, so

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so we're going to be firing of lots of ordinances

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this evening, Germans,

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don't be upset, we do this every year.

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It's a flashback story.

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 The actual insanity is

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going to begin tomorrow.

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But I'm gonna be upstairs

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hiding under the bed. So

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we hope you'll have a fine time here,

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if you're looking for me, I'll be the one driving home

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very fast on Monday.

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Oh, hello, Herr Boozitsch... ah...

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das ist BBF aus Deutschland
This is BBF from Germany

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das ist der Boozitsche Badger
this is the Boozitsch Badger

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aus Pennsylfornische.... uh...
 from Pennsylfornian... uh

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Sprechen Sie deutsch?
Do you speak German?

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Sprechen Sie some deutsch für die Germans 
Speak some German for the Germans

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He does not speak German,

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you have to speak in a German accent to

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him or he won't understand you.

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HÄÄÄ????

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I have a huge [insert vulgar German reference to a mans best part here]

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I could choose between

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this and a Toyota.

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No Toyota.

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She says I look good, won't you agree?

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No.

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No??

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<i>Look at that handsome fox!</i>

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Yes, it's me, Greifer,

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I've returned from the dead and I'm back at

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AC 2018.

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and I'm glad to be here.

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It took a long time but I made it.

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How do you like that, huh?

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<i>Adds some depth to your character</i>

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I needed that!

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Why don't you tell BBF what happened to your old self?

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Well, my old incarnation has been dipped.

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Roger Rabbit Style.

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He's gone, it's all about me now.

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Why are you filming me without my fursuit on?

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<i>Because you're not drunk right now,</i>

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<i>this is the only time I get you not drunk.</i>

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It's true, I'm not drunk.

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Yet.

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<i>Right now the cameraman is more drunk than you are.</i>

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We have a lot of booze upstairs.

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Everyone's like: "You gonna drink all that?"

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I said no, just half.

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Gotta save the other half for MFF.

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<i>It's video!</i>

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<i> It's video! You can move!</i>

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<i>That's a cutie!</i>

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<i>It's all about you!</i>

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<i>It's video BTW!</i>

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<i>You can move!</i>

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<i>You can be funny!</i>

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<i>Yah, you can be sexy too!</i>

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Alright, camera, this is between

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me and you. Don't tell me you...

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I'm drunk already!

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<i>You just got struck by a lightning, right there.</i>

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Finally!

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It's good... well... I.... thought....

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that was the camera... no...

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Don't incre.... you're trying to get me stuck by a lightning!

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<i>I can't see your face!</i>

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He's very good at this job.

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It's so good to see you again, BBF,

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and everyone out there, why aren't you here,

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unless you were here, then why are you watching this?

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It's a very good reason. Watch this.

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He's angered the gods themselves!

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Wait! No!

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I'll be asleep, did good things,

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because my drive here barely involved

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four accidents. BARELY.

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Barely any!

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that's a good thing!

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Right?

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How do you like it?

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Are you enjoying this?

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Do you like this?

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Yeah, look at that eye!

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Look at that EYE! That's looking at you!

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Viewers out there, it is looking at you and it

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loves you. The cam LOVES YOU!!

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The camera doesn't love you. It's.... oh gawd.

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It's flipping you off!

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Now it's showing me pics of

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what you did to your cam last night!

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You're a dirty man!

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A dirty, dirty man!

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Hi, it's Sparky Bluefox!

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It's AC2018 but not yet!

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It's only Wednesday.

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The con hasn't even started

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I can't wait, it will be awesome.

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Sir, for a moment you looked like Uncle Kage,

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I was terrified, I don't know what happened.

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I got a tan.

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I'm really drunk.

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I need help.

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My friend here....

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[sad trombone]

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You monster!

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Not only is he BBF, he's

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German. You don't say no to Germans.

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 That's just the rule.

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You didn't teach me how to use Twitter properly

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so I made a small mistake.

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Oh, what did you tweet?

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You know.... uuuhhhh....

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Not the AC Twitter but rather

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to a group chat

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brought some lovely company in the form of

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people that really should not be

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sent the more.... uhm

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private messages.

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There was a message I intended to send

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to the GoH but I didn't realize

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that it was a group chat.

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Something tells me now that you

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did it on purpose...

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I did not! You knew that's

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the damn group chat!

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I didn't know!

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Are you blaming me for

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technological incompetence?

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Yes.

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That is true, I'm Asian so I can.

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I have a default judgement against you.

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We'll raise

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this beer

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against the start of the fireworks.

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Whatever happens first,

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that's what we're going to do. Cheers.

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 Whatever goes "boom" first.

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So, die Nacht war ein bisschen kurz...
Alright, it was a somewhat short night...

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aber wir gehen jetzt shoppen
but we'll go shopping now

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Alles wird gut.
It's gonna be alright.

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Wer herausfindet,\Whoever finds out

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von wem die heutige Episode gesponsort ist
who sponsored todays episode

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der bekommt von mir ein Monster.
will get a Monster from me.

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Warum bist Du betrunken?
Why are you drunk?

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Weil ich ein Frühstücksbier hatte.
Because I had a breakfast beer!

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Ein Frühstücksbier
A breakfast beer

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da komm ich mir irgendwie undressed vor.
I feel like I'm underdressed.

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Tag Eins im sonnigen Kalifornien.
Day One in sunny California.

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Im sonnigen Pennsylvania, meinst Du.
You mean in sunny Pennsylvania.

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Da ist Sonne.
There's sun.

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Zwischen den zwei Sturmfronten.
Between the two squall lines.

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Tani, hast Du Deine Regenbrille geholt?
Tani, did you get your rain shades?

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Meine Taucherbrille.
My Scuba glasses.

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Die Deutschen!
The Germans!

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Morgen!
Morning!

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...and here you can see Tani and Nightfox

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getting the room keys invalidated

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for everybody else.

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Being the nice friends they are.

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Immer wenn einem garnichts mehr einfällt
When you run out of ideas

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kann man immer noch aus dem Autofenster filmen.
you can still film out of the window.

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Ahhh! Die Todesstrahlen sind zurück!
Aaaah, the death rays are back!

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Lauf, Forest, Lauf!
Run, Forest, run!

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Die Sonderangebote sind mal wieder irre.
The discounts are crazy!

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Man bekommt jetzt schon einen
You're getting a whole item

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für den ganzen Preis. Irre.
for the whole price. Crazy.

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Schuhe, Schuhe, Schuhe, Schuhe..... 
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes...

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Shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping....

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Haben Sie auch immer das Problem dass Ihre Bibel zu dick ist?
Don't you hate it when your bible is too fat?

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Ich habe hier die Lösung für Ihr Problem!
I've got the solution to your problem!

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Die offizielle Diät-Bibel.
The official diet bible.

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Extra dünn.
Ultra-Slim.

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Geheimtipp! Nicht weitersagen!
Secret! Don't leak!

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Sie haben zwei Sorten Pringles:
They have two kinds of Pringles:

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Die einen Pringles sind normal.
These Pringles are normal.

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Und die anderen Pringles sind:
The other Pringles are:

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LAAUUUT!
LOOOUUD!

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Leise.
Silent.

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LAAUUUT!
LOOOUUD!

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Leise.
Silent.

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Wir haben es wieder getan.
We did it again.

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Wir wollten es nicht tun.
We didn't mean to.

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Aber wir haben es doch getan.
But we did.

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Wir sind hungrig einkaufen gegangen.
We went shopping hungry!

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Live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

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right here at the beautiful Westin Hotel,

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it is Anthrocon!

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Tilt Longtail for KDKA

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Action News, come on down for Anthrocon this weekend.

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Lots of fun.

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I wonder who my next victim will be.

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[hyena laughter]

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You're killing her!

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This is what happens when you don't have an ID on you.

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This is the legendary laughing hyena!

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Actually it's a siren!

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Right, it's also a siren!

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I'm the siren kitty!

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This is going on Youtube tomorrow!

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Is this for BBF's video?

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<i>Yes.</i>

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I knew it!

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It's the monsters happening!

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I failed! What happened to Science?

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I gotta find Dr. Conway right now!

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If you're me, and I'm you,

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then who the hell am I?

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DR. CONWAAAY!

259
00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,580
SAVE ME!! AAAHH!

260
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:02,420
I need to find Dr. Conway

261
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,740
to fix my head.

262
00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:04,500
Oh really?

263
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,880
Yeah, we ran into a laboratory

264
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,880
and something went wrong.

265
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,820
Hey, it's BBF!

266
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:14,820
Wave to BBF!

267
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,280
Here we are at Anthrocon Dealer's Registration.

268
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,280
Happy dealers!

269
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,700
Say hello, happy dealers!

270
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,700
HAPPY! HELLO!

271
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,720
Our enthusiasm is totally legitimate!

272
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,680
Lots of loot!

273
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:44,020
<i>Why the **** do you buy oil filters on a vacation?</i>

274
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:44,780
Why not?

275
00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,780
Because they're really cheap here and....

276
00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:55,280
Kennst Du diese Pnöpel?
Do you know these.... things?

277
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,620
Das sind die, die das halbe Auto zusammen halten
It's the things that hold half of the car together

278
00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:59,620
die man sonst nirgendwo kriegt.
and you can't find them anywhere.

279
00:30:57,980 --> 00:30:59,980
Wow, am I on camera?

280
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:12,340
I booped the camera.

281
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,580
Hello!

282
00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:41,560
Hi!

283
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,560
Wow, it's a.....

284
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,940
<i>How's it going?</i>

285
00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,940
Good, how about you? Just got here, little bit tired,

286
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,940
as you can tell, it's fun to be back here.

287
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:51,180
It's great to be at AC and I love it.

288
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:53,180
Y'all have a good time!

289
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,180
Hang on a minute...

290
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,580
<i>AAAHHH!</i>

291
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:00,580
Mine wins!

292
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:03,000
It's a light war!

293
00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,020
Raahr!

294
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,580
I scared you didn't I?

295
00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:49,580
You were like whoah, omg, wow!

296
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,540
And I was like whoah OMG WOW wow!

297
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,280
I'm gonna eat you now!

298
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,300
<i>No!</i>

299
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,040
But I know that's what you all really want!

300
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,280
<i>No... nooo!</i>

301
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,120
Yes. Look in my muzzle.

302
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:40,520
<i>NO!</i>

303
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,840
You just wanna live in there, don't you?

304
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,240
<i>No!</i>

305
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,580
Yes, you do!

306
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,600
Come on, prey!

307
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,320
<i>No, no...</i>

308
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:48,940
Yes!

309
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:50,160
<i>No, no, no....</i>

310
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,160
I'm coming for you!

311
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,700
YAAAAHHHHHRRRRR!!!!

312
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,340
Let's play!

313
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,160
There's just four more years

314
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,300
and then another World Cup.

315
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:19,300
We gotta train, we gotta practice.

316
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,820
Oh! Waah! Bright light! Ow!

317
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:02,800
Oh hello there!

318
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,800
Hello!

319
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,100
God, it's been too long since I've seen you!

320
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,000
I'm not in fursuit, tho!

321
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,960
AAAHH!

322
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,020
The camera's gonna kill me!

323
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,060
He wants his belly r...

324
00:40:43,060 --> 00:40:45,060
WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

325
00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:55,360
Face the camera!

326
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:55,780
Nuh!

327
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,520
Come on!

328
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,100
I'm immune!

329
00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,540
It's like looking at the sun!

330
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,540
It's bad for you!

331
00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:02,560
You'll be on BBF's video!

332
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,320
NAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

333
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,320
Come on, enjoy this!

334
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,320
Enjooooy!

335
00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:15,660
Awwrrrr!

336
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,780
Awwwwrrrrrr!

337
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:19,180
Awoo!

338
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,380
Aoooo!

339
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:24,400
Bark! Grrrrrrarrrrr!

340
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,720
<i>I have it on video, it's evidence!</i>

341
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,900
Grrrrrrr!

342
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,900
<i>Ahhhhhahhahhh!</i>

343
00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:45,160
Follow the light!

344
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,960
It's a pick up lime.

345
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,300
It's a pick up lime.

346
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,060
Shhhh. It's funny! HAH!

347
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,020
Your camera against mine!

348
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:47,020
Seee?

349
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:49,940
Oh yeah, but you got the light. No. Nonono...

350
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:51,940
No bright, no bright!

351
00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,020
And the light!

352
00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,020
And the lens!

353
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:02,020
And the light!

354
00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:04,020
And the lens.

355
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:08,580
Tripple wielding!

356
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:11,060
That camera! That camera! That camera!

357
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:17,460
Can someone tell me what the hell we're videoing?

358
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,540
We're being camera people!

359
00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:22,540
This is what we do - stare at each other!

360
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,400
That's American technology for you!

361
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,000
But hey, whatever works, right?

362
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
BBF, I spent more

363
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,400
on repairs this afternoon than I spent for the car!

364
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:03,340
You are German!

365
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:05,020
How do you properly pronounce that?

366
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:05,620
<i>Aldi.</i>

367
00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:06,140
Äldi?

368
00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:06,660
<i>Aldi.</i>

369
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:07,140
Äldi?

370
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:07,760
<i>Aldi.</i>

371
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,760
Aldi!

372
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,200
Bright! Uh! Ah! Ah!

373
00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:19,440
Why U so brite?

374
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,280
Y U so brite?

375
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,680
I wanna know y u so brite!

376
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:35,580
I wanna know y he so brite!

377
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:36,960
Stop yelling at the camera!

378
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,820
Y U DO BRITE!

379
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:39,820
What are you doing?

380
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,600
You're yelling at a camera!

381
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,140
I need to know why he so bright!

382
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:46,140
It's an inanimate object!

383
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,260
<i>Hey, you're not supposed to be here!</i>

384
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,540
Let's see if there's any tyre marks left on you.

385
00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:26,540
No tyre marks. I cleaned them up good!

386
00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:28,540
I'm fine. I got all better.

387
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:31,720
Praise Canadian health care. That's what did it!

388
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:34,720
<i>Thanks Obama!</i>

389
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,720
Thanks Obama! [laughs]

390
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:43,100
I'll use my new found freedom.

391
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:45,100
With my new.... uh, bone.

392
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:47,860
My new bone. Thanks, Obama.

393
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,300
<i>You're a classic!</i>

394
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:09,460
It's 2008, right?

395
00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:10,980
<i>Yes!</i>

396
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:12,980
<i>It's only 10 years ago!</i>

397
00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:15,180
Just like yesterday.

398
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:20,740
<i>That is adorable, wow!</i>

399
00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:25,300
<i>You are so adorable!</i>

400
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:26,320
I know!

401
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,320
<i>You know it. Of course you do.</i>

402
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,680
<i>You get away with everything because of your looks.</i>

403
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,920
<i>And you know how to use them.</i>

404
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,520
<i>You know how to seduce the chicken</i>

405
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,520
<i>before you steal them.</i>

406
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,280
I'm surrounded!

407
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,280
I feel like I'm a sandwich!

408
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,640
I guess I'm an old maid!

409
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:17,020
It's a camera and a bright light.

410
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,580
I wanna walk towards the light.

411
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,380
I gotta follow the light.

412
00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:25,980
I gotta.... I gotta.

413
00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:27,980
I gotta touch it.

414
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,760
It's something brighter than I am!

415
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,760
And I have to touch it!

416
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:53,420
[belches]

417
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,820
I'm in the search for moving air.

418
00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:58,720
I'm searching this way.

419
00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:02,440
A crap I'm so drunk

420
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,840
you should not be...

421
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,240
Hi! Boop!

422
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,240
Boop! Boop!

423
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,060
Boop, fucking Boop! Fucking Boop Boop Boop!

424
00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:11,820
Yes, you, the viewer,

425
00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:13,700
I booped your nose!

426
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,700
You couldn't feel it, couldn't see it, but

427
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,700
I bo.. bo...

428
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:19,700
Haaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii!

429
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:21,700
Boop Boop Boop Flap Flap Boop Flap!

430
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:27,640
There, that's committed to fucking video you fuck!

431
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,480
Yeaaaah!

432
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,400
Keep choking, I'm just gonna stand here and do

433
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,400
terrible things to myself.

434
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:37,980
You saw how adorable they were, right?

435
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:39,980
Can you see my nose?

436
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,500
AAHHH! Bright light! AaaAAAAH!

437
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,500
It's so bright!

438
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,500
Ahhh! It's so bright!

439
00:51:29,780 --> 00:51:32,260
I'm good now, it can't be bright anymore.

440
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,680
Oh hey, it's a camera!

441
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,680
Wow, it's a camera!

442
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,680
Why are they always staring at me?

443
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,680
What do they know that I don't?

444
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,680
HUH? What do you know?

445
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,220
<i>OH MY GOD HE'S BLUSHING!!</i>

446
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:52,740
NO!

447
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:54,740
<i>Such blushies!</i>

448
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:56,840
No!

449
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,960
Neh! Eh.... What the...!

450
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,960
Ehh! Ey! Put that.... eh!

451
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:05,260
 Eh! Ahhh!

452
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,820
Aaaahhhhh!

453
00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:07,480
<i>Mine!</i>

454
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:07,960
Mine!

455
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:08,420
<i>Mine!</i>

456
00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:08,800
Mine!

457
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,800
[fast forward Mine]

458
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:14,680
<i>Mine!</i>

459
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,180
Hahaha, you're it now!

460
00:52:17,540 --> 00:52:19,160
<i>Yours is not yours anyway.</i>

461
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:19,560
EEYYY!

462
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,560
<i>It's his now!</i>

463
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,560
I gotta put my camera on first!

464
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,000
*wails*

465
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:46,580
Nope, you're not done yet!

466
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,140
Oh Hi, camera guy!

467
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,320
Okay, it's you.

468
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,320
You're good, that's fine!

469
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,320
Don't listen to him. He's full of lies.

470
00:52:57,820 --> 00:52:59,320
It's all lies!

471
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,040
Furries don't exist!

472
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,080
<i>The doughnut doesn't exist?</i>

473
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,400
I hate this sh*t!

474
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,260
If the doughnut exists, where's the hole?

475
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,260
Why do they sell the holes?

476
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,500
True.

477
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,500
This is a very bright light.

478
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,720
What? What?

479
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,200
No!

480
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,200
I'm more important!

481
00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:34,260
Ow! Ooooow!!

482
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:36,260
Ahhh! Owww!

483
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,280
I lost my paw!

484
00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:56,760
I'm keeping it!

485
00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,000
Nooooh!

486
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Stop!

487
00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,760
What day is it?

488
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,240
<i>I forgot!</i>

489
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,240
Anthrocon-Day. That's good to know.

490
00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:01,980
Welcome to the opening

491
00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:05,200
ceremonies of AC2018,

492
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,200
I am sharing the stage with my very

493
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,580
handsome and.... you wrote this, didn't you?

494
00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:11,580
Of course I did.

495
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,320
Actually it was your mom.

496
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,120
The same one that someone

497
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,120
tricked into going to

498
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,660
the Cards against Humanity tournament last night?

499
00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:24,660
The very one!

500
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:26,560
Shaddap!

501
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,560
Ah. Now I know the guilty party.

502
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:32,580
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

503
00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:34,580
I wanna say thank you for

504
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:36,580
having me, I feel very

505
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:38,580
honored...

506
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,580
and this is my

507
00:57:40,580 --> 00:57:42,580
first con here.

508
00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:44,580
so I'm a newbie.

509
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,360
Just be gentle!

510
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,400
Our other honored guest...

511
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,400
I don't wanna say it until she's actually

512
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,620
up here because she's so modest

513
00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:58,620
that when you start talking about her

514
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:00,620
she kinda like crumples up

515
00:58:00,620 --> 00:58:02,620
into a little ball, it's adorable.

516
00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:05,440
When you start mentioning the Hugo award

517
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,440
and the Nebula award...

518
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,540
and the nominee for the Eisner award...

519
00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:12,540
This is Ursula Vernon by the way!

520
00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:17,380
Respected children's book author,

521
00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:19,380
Ursula Vernon.

522
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:21,380
Hi everybody, I've been coming

523
00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:23,380
here for years and years and years

524
00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:25,380
but it's amazing to be

525
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:27,380
a GoH, they gave me a suite the

526
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:29,380
size of a football field,

527
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,060
Wow!

528
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,060
And I hardly know what to say

529
00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:36,060
the security staff

530
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:38,060
said "The GoH, Ursula,

531
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:40,060
it's just Ursula, you don't have to be

532
00:58:40,060 --> 00:58:42,060
excited, it's just Ursula!" so

533
00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:44,060
thank you all so much for

534
00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:46,060
having me here as a Guest and giving me

535
00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:48,060
that terrifyingly large suite that...

536
00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:50,060
there are four thermostats in that suite!

537
00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:52,620
Yeah, there's four timezones in there.

538
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,060
And our final honored Guest is our

539
00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:58,060
charity for this year,

540
00:58:58,060 --> 00:59:00,060
the wonderful folks who are helping

541
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:02,060
rescue various dogs

542
00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:04,060
the South Hills Pet Rescue.

543
00:59:09,540 --> 00:59:12,000
It's okay, I was the same the first time I was on stage.

544
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:22,240
Stage fright, isn't it?

545
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:27,420
Get a fursuit up here, we'll pretend.

546
00:59:27,420 --> 00:59:29,420
Here we are.

547
00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:31,420
Yay!

548
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:44,260
Thanks everybody for coming!

549
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:46,260
Thanks for having us as a charity this year.

550
00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:49,340
It's greatly appreciated.

551
00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:51,340
My wife and I...

552
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,520
The dogs are here, they're all very friendly,

553
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,520
you're welcome to come and visit them!

554
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,520
Enjoy your weekend, we'll be here all

555
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,260
weekend, and... let's get

556
01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:06,260
furry!

557
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:11,940
I think that's all...

558
01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:13,660
I believe that's it!

559
01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:15,400
Except for the formal welcome!

560
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,400
Oh, the formal.... I'll let you do it.

561
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,560
On behalf of AC,

562
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,560
and all of its members, and the wonderful

563
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,420
city of Pittsburgh, we are

564
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:26,420
officially welcomed to the opening

565
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:28,420
of AC 2018,

566
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:30,420
Movie Monsters!

567
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,420
Go have fun!

568
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,760
Let me put this on your lanyard here...

569
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:47,260
There you go mate, you're all set!

570
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,960
That was opening ceremonies, not closing.

571
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,220
This is not a sad time, this is a joyous time.

572
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,400
AC2018, right now,

573
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,560
starting off, and I love it!

574
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,560
Absolutely love it!

575
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,260
This is my camera!

576
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:18,260
This is the one I started filming with!

577
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:20,260
It's 2009!

578
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,260
<i>Nostalgia for you!</i>

579
01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,260
This is what the camera wants to be when

580
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:41,260
grows up: A nice big good camera, not

581
01:03:41,260 --> 01:03:43,260
a little thing.

582
01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:48,360
Good cat! This is a good cat!

583
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:52,240
You know you're a really good cat?

584
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,280
Yes, you are!

585
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,660
Who's a good cat? No, that's a dog...

586
01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:56,660
Who's a good dog? Noone says

587
01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:58,660
"Who's a good cat?" No...

588
01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,800
They don't say that.

589
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,800
We're not good.

590
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,260
Yes, aaahh! AC, it's awesome!

591
01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:14,440
I'm wondering if the lens is gonna burn it out.

592
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,640
So this is BBF....

593
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,940
...taking pictures of other people...

594
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,380
<i>Chipper, I can see your butt!</i>

595
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,200
<i>I can actually see your Scribble hole, too. </i>

596
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,220
<i>This thing again, yes!</i>

597
01:04:56,820 --> 01:05:00,020
<i>Oh yeah, baby, get my macro shots!</i>

598
01:08:21,780 --> 01:08:24,320
My eyes are up here!

599
01:08:36,660 --> 01:08:38,140
Look down there.

600
01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:40,140
Down there! Down!

601
01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:42,840
Hah! Another one!

602
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:48,320
Hello!

603
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,320
Are you having fun yet? I am!

604
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,220
I'm at AC 2018!

605
01:08:53,220 --> 01:08:55,220
It's gonna be a

606
01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:57,220
blast!

607
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,440
<i>It's zee Germans!</i>

608
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,980
Zee Germans are here!

609
01:09:48,980 --> 01:09:50,980
As expected!

610
01:09:51,420 --> 01:09:53,140
<i>As always!</i>

611
01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:55,140
Zee Germans are...

612
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:57,680
...being observed?

613
01:10:23,860 --> 01:10:26,260
Hello. Hi!

614
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,260
That's a thing. It's just all

615
01:10:28,260 --> 01:10:30,260
up in my stuff. Yay.

616
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:32,260
That's gr.... Hi!

617
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,260
Hi, I'm lost.

618
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:42,260
Is this New Zealand?

619
01:10:42,260 --> 01:10:43,480
<i>No!</i>

620
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,440
Damn.

621
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,440
I think I got off on the wrong plane.

622
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,080
<i>I'm spying on you!</i>

623
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:58,740
<i>It's video!</i>

624
01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:00,740
Oh!

625
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,700
<i>You've been a bad boy already!</i>

626
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,700
<i>Look at that!</i>

627
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:14,280
<i>Bad doggie.</i>

628
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,280
<i>Oh yes, you're bad.</i>

629
01:13:03,940 --> 01:13:05,380
<i>You know you're goddamn cute?</i>

630
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:07,380
<i>Yes, you are!</i>

631
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,900
Welcome to AC! Hi!

632
01:13:45,140 --> 01:13:47,700
MOW!!! MOWWW!! MOOOOOWWWWW!

633
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:31,540
Oh god! What!

634
01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:33,040
You're gonna make another one?

635
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,040
<i>Yes. Are you drunk?</i>

636
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,060
I am.

637
01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:37,340
<i>Okay, you're getting another one.</i>

638
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,200
Yeah, you better!

639
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:41,200
No, I'm not drunk, I haven't had alcohol

640
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,200
for.... whut? A night?

641
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:44,220
<i>Lies.</i>

642
01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:44,740
No.

643
01:14:44,740 --> 01:14:45,240
<i>Lies.</i>

644
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,240
Wednesday I had a lot, and all day

645
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,240
yesterday I was sick.

646
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,900
Not good, I missed all of Thursday.

647
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,240
<i>You're such a pussy.</i>

648
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:55,240
Excuse me, I don't come from a country where

649
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,240
all we do is drink!

650
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,680
This is a picture, right? I stand still.

651
01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:00,660
<i>No.</i>

652
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:01,480
No?

653
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:02,200
<i> It's not a picture.</i>

654
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,580
IT'S A PICTURE!

655
01:15:03,580 --> 01:15:04,360
<i>It's not!</i>

656
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,360
It's many good pictures!

657
01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:09,100
<i>It's a lot of pictures in a row!</i>

658
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:57,200
<i>It's the Poofster!</i>

659
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,200
<i>The poofiest poofy-face!</i>

660
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,660
I love having a brass section.

661
01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:52,660
How many people were here

662
01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:54,660
on Wednesday last year?

663
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,740
There might

664
01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:02,740
have been a bit of excitement.

665
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,160
I wasn't there for this...

666
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,160
but I have very good

667
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,160
reports for most of it at least.

668
01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:14,720
Last year there was an individual who

669
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:16,720
during AC

670
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:18,900
I don't want to be insensitive

671
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:22,320
the last thing a comic wants to do is to upset people.

672
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:24,160
We want to make people feel good.

673
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,160
This individual

674
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,160
may have been somebody who was

675
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:30,160
in transition.

676
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:31,900
perhaps had gotten

677
01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:33,900
far along the process

678
01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:36,260
He was about 9ft tall

679
01:23:36,260 --> 01:23:38,260
80ft wide

680
01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:40,260
like a line-backer, sort of...

681
01:23:40,260 --> 01:23:41,600
beautiful hair, tho.

682
01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:45,320
This individual was

683
01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:47,320
not feeling well.

684
01:23:48,220 --> 01:23:51,360
We suspect the individual perhaps had

685
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,280
inbibed in something that was a little bit

686
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:57,380
more than a wonderful German Riesling.

687
01:23:58,620 --> 01:23:59,860
You may have noticed

688
01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:01,860
some of the representatives of the Allegheny

689
01:24:01,860 --> 01:24:03,860
County Sheriff's Department, who

690
01:24:03,860 --> 01:24:06,460
keep an eye on things in the Westin.

691
01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:08,460
One of them is our absolute favourite

692
01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:10,460
Deputy Will Kisner.

693
01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:12,460
He's that nice broad-shouldered

694
01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:14,460
African-American gentleman, who

695
01:24:14,460 --> 01:24:16,460
has a big smile and just makes sure

696
01:24:16,460 --> 01:24:18,460
everybody stays safe

697
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,800
Let's hear it, yeah!

698
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:32,840
 Bill was sort of watching this

699
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,840
I'll say Lady. Please forgive me

700
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:36,840
that's the best I can.... this lady

701
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:38,840
from a distance and started to think

702
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:41,200
"Maybe it's time I inquire."

703
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,300
So he went up

704
01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:45,300
and he's sensitive and

705
01:24:45,300 --> 01:24:47,300
said, "I think

706
01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,300
"Pardon miss, you seem to be

707
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:51,300
very upset. Is there something I can do

708
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,120
to help you?"

709
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:55,120
And her response

710
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,700
involved a very

711
01:24:57,700 --> 01:24:59,700
unkind thing about

712
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,700
Bill's African heritage.

713
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:04,940
At which point Bill said,

714
01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:07,380
"Okay, we're starting to get towards

715
01:25:07,380 --> 01:25:10,700
'disorderly' at this point."

716
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:12,700
The conversation didn't get any further because

717
01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:14,700
the lady jumped him.

718
01:25:15,020 --> 01:25:16,700
They began to fight.

719
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:18,920
Flying fists, rolling around,

720
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:20,920
tussling on the ground,

721
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:22,920
 several people went to help

722
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:24,920
and...

723
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:26,920
...at one point this individiual started to

724
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:28,920
reach for Bill's weapon and

725
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:30,920
then it became a 'free for all'.

726
01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:34,840
Somewhere in this

727
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:36,840
was overheard a voice

728
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,840
saying: "So that's what

729
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,840
pepperspray smells like!"

730
01:25:44,740 --> 01:25:45,640
Now...

731
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,640
Up until now,

732
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:49,640
the facts of the story are

733
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:51,640
agreed upon.

734
01:25:52,220 --> 01:25:55,240
What happened next, there's several versions

735
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:57,240
of what happened next.

736
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,460
So as the story teller I make it

737
01:25:59,460 --> 01:26:01,460
my perogative to chose the version

738
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:03,460
I like,.

739
01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:06,020
While this

740
01:26:06,020 --> 01:26:08,020
Tazmanian devil dust cloud of

741
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:10,020
flying fists and punches and

742
01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:12,020
screaming and pepper spray was going on,

743
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:14,620
one of my security guys ran up to help

744
01:26:14,620 --> 01:26:16,620
and the individual's

745
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:18,620
artificial breasts

746
01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:20,620
flew out and landed

747
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:39,340
The individual was subdued

748
01:26:39,340 --> 01:26:41,340
with the assistance of the Dorsai Irregulars

749
01:26:41,340 --> 01:26:43,340
and Hotel security,

750
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:45,340
Officer Kisner

751
01:26:45,340 --> 01:26:47,340
took care of what needed to be

752
01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:50,820
taken care of, they took the individual downstairs

753
01:26:50,820 --> 01:26:52,820
to a nice

754
01:26:52,820 --> 01:26:54,820
comfortable transport to a private

755
01:26:54,820 --> 01:26:56,820
room and

756
01:26:57,500 --> 01:27:00,080
then my security guy came up

757
01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:04,940
Bill, what am I supposed to do with these

758
01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:06,940
Jibbly Jobblies here?

759
01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:10,840
And Bill said:

760
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:12,840
Put 'em in the Lost and Found.

761
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:24,680
That was the end of the story for Wednesday.

762
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:26,680
The story picks up on Thursday when the chairman came

763
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:29,300
down for breakfast, "Hey guys!"

764
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:32,520
Chairmen always like to look in the Lost and Found to see

765
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,520
what kinds of things have turned up overnight.

766
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:50,960
Excuse me....

767
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:52,960
Sergeant....

768
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,180
Uhm...

769
01:27:55,180 --> 01:27:57,180
What's.... ah.... what...

770
01:27:57,180 --> 01:27:59,180
what's that in my Lost and Found?

771
01:28:00,020 --> 01:28:01,700
And he said:

772
01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:03,840
"Oh, that's a pair of Jibbly Jobblies."

773
01:28:05,820 --> 01:28:08,040
I said: "Oh really.

774
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:12,580
Why exactly are they here?

775
01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:14,580
And why do they

776
01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:16,580
smell of pepper spray?"

777
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:21,100
The deputy sergeant put down his paper and said:

778
01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:23,100
"Let me tell you a story, Uncle Kage."

779
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:30,600
This remained, along with the

780
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:32,600
purse that had not been claimed

781
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:36,460
which we thought had probably something to do with it,

782
01:28:36,460 --> 01:28:39,660
in AC's Lost and Found for more than a month.

783
01:28:39,660 --> 01:28:42,140
I didn't want to keep it.

784
01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:44,540
So I contacted Bill

785
01:28:44,540 --> 01:28:46,540
and I said "What should we do with the

786
01:28:46,540 --> 01:28:49,800
personal items?"

787
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:52,580
And he said, "Which personal items?"

788
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:54,980
I said... *clears throat*

789
01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:57,220
The purse and the, uh, Jibbly Jobblies....

790
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:01,980
Him: "Oh, just send them to me.

791
01:29:01,980 --> 01:29:03,980
Unless you wanna keep them.

792
01:29:03,980 --> 01:29:05,620
They'll look good on you!"

793
01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:07,620
Yeah, just... eh...

794
01:29:11,300 --> 01:29:12,800
For the record:

795
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:15,660
They did not look good on me.

796
01:29:23,340 --> 01:29:26,160
Before we start, can we get a huge round of applause

797
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:27,820
please for the person that spent

798
01:29:27,820 --> 01:29:29,820
400+ hours

799
01:29:29,820 --> 01:29:31,720
for making this possible for us.

800
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:34,200
Please welcome Jib Kodi.

801
01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:46,980
Do you want to say anything, Jib?

802
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:54,640
I hope this music video makes sense!

803
01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,640
*laughs*

804
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:02,780
I don't know what to say. 400 hours...

805
01:30:02,780 --> 01:30:04,780
3 minute video...

806
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,180
Happiness is out there somewhere and

807
01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:12,200
it may be your childhood dreams

808
01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:16,140
maybe it's something you stumbled upon the internet one day...

809
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:18,140
whatever that may be!

810
01:30:19,100 --> 01:30:21,440
Reach out, and give it a boop!

811
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:23,440
And you'll have it!

812
01:30:31,620 --> 01:30:34,020
Alright, A/V, there's nothing else but

813
01:30:34,020 --> 01:30:36,020
to play it. Let's do this.

814
01:33:28,040 --> 01:33:30,260
Words cannot express how much gratitude we have for

815
01:33:30,260 --> 01:33:32,260
Jib Kodi, he did this all for the kindness of his

816
01:33:32,260 --> 01:33:34,260
heart, he would not take any money, he did this

817
01:33:34,260 --> 01:33:36,940
all because he's Jib Kodi.

818
01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:38,940
Thank you, Jib!

819
01:33:44,060 --> 01:33:49,480
[siren-like laughter]

820
01:33:52,220 --> 01:33:54,460
Excuse me, Miss, are you laying eggs?

821
01:34:16,660 --> 01:34:18,000
What's this?

822
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:20,520
Oh. The chicken's back!

823
01:34:22,540 --> 01:34:25,480
Either that or there's a car alarm going off.

824
01:34:27,820 --> 01:34:29,940
So, you're close...

825
01:34:29,940 --> 01:34:33,260
That's my car alarm going off!

826
01:34:33,260 --> 01:34:35,260
I think we need to stall!

827
01:34:35,260 --> 01:34:38,220
You ended early, I'm getting robbed...

828
01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:40,160
Xander.

829
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,260
Xander!!!

830
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:43,260
XANDER!!!

831
01:34:44,740 --> 01:34:46,840
I'm on Twitter way too much,

832
01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:48,840
 which means, at all, really.

833
01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:50,840
 And I usually just

834
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:53,120
tweet any thoughts like...

835
01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:58,560
"Do macrofurs lose Jenga on purpose?"

836
01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:00,560
AAHH YEAH I LOST!!!

837
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:03,540
Anyway,

838
01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:05,800
Sometimes, on Twitter,

839
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:07,840
I just...

840
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:09,840
*tries to read own handwriting*

841
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:13,040
I can't read my own handwriting!

842
01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:14,800
Oh, that's it! I get jealous

843
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,980
of my other furfriends

844
01:35:16,980 --> 01:35:18,980
who are like "Hey guys

845
01:35:18,980 --> 01:35:20,980
it's a beautiful day, I just wanna run around

846
01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:22,980
and bark and

847
01:35:22,980 --> 01:35:24,440
chase cars all day.

848
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:26,440
#dogthings"

849
01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:28,660
I can't do that as a dragon

850
01:35:28,660 --> 01:35:30,660
That'd be like "Hey guys, so

851
01:35:30,660 --> 01:35:32,920
nice out, I just wanna burn someone's

852
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:34,920
house down and eat their kids.

853
01:35:36,180 --> 01:35:38,900
#dragonthings"!

854
01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:41,060
Anyway...

855
01:35:42,820 --> 01:35:45,040
I listen to a lot of podcasts

856
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,980
but there was one I was listening to

857
01:35:47,980 --> 01:35:49,980
that's like "Hey man,

858
01:35:49,980 --> 01:35:51,400
close to depression?

859
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:53,400
You can get on the sad bus or you can

860
01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:55,400
get on the happy bus."

861
01:35:55,920 --> 01:35:58,200
I'm just like: This guy has

862
01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:00,660
clearly never been on a bus.

863
01:36:02,540 --> 01:36:04,800
There is no happy bus.

864
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:06,800
You're taking the city bus:

865
01:36:06,800 --> 01:36:08,800
You are the filling of a rolling

866
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:10,800
hate-Twinkie.

867
01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:18,380
It's depression on wheels, that's all I can say!

868
01:36:18,380 --> 01:36:20,160
There's usually something weird, too.

869
01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:23,100
Most people look at their cellphones but usually something like

870
01:36:23,100 --> 01:36:26,400
a small girl just staring at a Yoyo....

871
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:28,400
Oh, and the driver:

872
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:31,000
he just looks like he's seen ten Vietnams.

873
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:36,620
I wish I had a rotating police light

874
01:36:36,620 --> 01:36:38,620
that I was gonna stand over the young lady over...

875
01:36:46,300 --> 01:36:48,300
Can we make a recording of that

876
01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:50,860
and give it to Anthrocon security?

877
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,460
 I just picture Renegade running through the halls with this

878
01:36:58,460 --> 01:37:00,460
rotating light on his head and that sound!

879
01:37:07,220 --> 01:37:09,120
Oh, incidentally, Boozy...

880
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:11,120
Badger is down here, is anything

881
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:13,120
we were saying actionable?

882
01:37:13,480 --> 01:37:16,000
Great, I mean, Thank you!

883
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:18,000
I bought Tumbles, the Stair Dragon

884
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,000
a VR machine...

885
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:25,200
You need to understand something about how

886
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:27,200
VR works.

887
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:29,260
First you clear out

888
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,260
a large area.

889
01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:35,100
Guess what step he did not do.

890
01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:38,520
I'm walked into my living room

891
01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:40,260
where I had a table scarily

892
01:37:40,260 --> 01:37:42,260
simliar to this one. He

893
01:37:42,260 --> 01:37:44,260
is facing away from the TV

894
01:37:44,260 --> 01:37:46,260
screaming "Die! Die! Die!"

895
01:37:46,260 --> 01:37:48,260
and there are empty glasses

896
01:37:48,260 --> 01:37:51,180
shattered all over the room.

897
01:37:51,180 --> 01:37:52,680
"What happened?" - he said:

898
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:54,680
World War II.

899
01:37:57,460 --> 01:37:59,280
Then he shot me.

900
01:38:00,340 --> 01:38:02,600
Because that's something you can do in VR.

901
01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:04,600
If you sit next to someone in VR

902
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:07,140
you're going to the hospital.

903
01:38:07,140 --> 01:38:09,140
But it's hysterical.

904
01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:12,100
There is a scary

905
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:15,500
let's just call it "Shooty McScareme"

906
01:38:16,420 --> 01:38:18,780
and this is a wonderful...

907
01:38:19,900 --> 01:38:21,760
they feel like guns!

908
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:23,460
until you throw it at your TV!

909
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:27,400
It didn't break the TV,

910
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:31,040
It broke the sound bar...

911
01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:32,900
which, I didn't know when

912
01:38:32,900 --> 01:38:34,900
I'm not that accurate when I

913
01:38:34,900 --> 01:38:36,900
throw stuff...

914
01:38:36,900 --> 01:38:38,900
 I can't hit the .... but

915
01:38:38,900 --> 01:38:42,040
I can destroy sound

916
01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,040
with stupidity.

917
01:38:44,440 --> 01:38:47,060
And that's why I am a furry.

918
01:38:57,100 --> 01:38:59,100
[hyena-siren-laughter]

919
01:39:26,420 --> 01:39:27,500
Hi, mom!

920
01:41:57,700 --> 01:41:59,780
Oh no, it seems to like you now.

921
01:41:59,780 --> 01:42:01,780
This is a problem.

922
01:42:04,060 --> 01:42:06,120
I guess it's yours now,

923
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:08,120
so I'll just...

924
01:42:09,900 --> 01:42:11,940
It still likes me!

925
01:42:35,440 --> 01:42:37,280
Now I've made it cheese.

926
01:43:20,500 --> 01:43:23,660
I need to trade this thing for the cheese burger!

927
01:44:28,320 --> 01:44:30,560
Hello, how are you?

928
01:44:30,560 --> 01:44:32,960
I'm good, but I'm sweating. But hi!

929
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:34,000
But:

930
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:36,140
but I'm gonna be...

931
01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:37,500
OMG it's an umbrella!

932
01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:39,500
Hey, umbrella!

933
01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:41,760
You're getting my picture?

934
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:45,620
 how much do you want of my ugly face?

935
01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:48,580
Uh!

936
01:44:48,580 --> 01:44:50,580
Aaaaaaah!

937
01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:52,580
AAAHHH!

938
01:44:54,300 --> 01:44:56,360
WHAT! Do you have nothing better to do

939
01:44:56,360 --> 01:44:58,360
than record me?!

940
01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:00,200
I'm not that interesting!

941
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:02,200
Record him!

942
01:45:02,580 --> 01:45:04,340
Look at him!

943
01:45:04,340 --> 01:45:05,980
He wants to be on TV!

944
01:45:05,980 --> 01:45:07,980
Put him on TV!

945
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:09,700
Yeah, there you go,

946
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:11,700
gotta make sure it's not me right?

947
01:45:11,700 --> 01:45:12,560
hang on...

948
01:45:12,560 --> 01:45:14,500
 I got you... he's good to go!

949
01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:16,500
He'll be famous!

950
01:45:17,820 --> 01:45:19,420
Have fun!

951
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:23,900
Hey, don't do that!

952
01:48:11,660 --> 01:48:13,640
Hold on, I have to lick a camera.

953
01:48:13,640 --> 01:48:15,640
That's right, oh yeah, it's happening.

954
01:48:15,640 --> 01:48:17,900
This is expensive? Is your camera

955
01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:19,900
expensive? Tongue? Tongue?

956
01:48:19,900 --> 01:48:21,220
There's a sign behind you!

957
01:48:21,220 --> 01:48:23,220
I'm gonna stop!

958
01:49:00,460 --> 01:49:02,040
I'm going to bed and I'm going to tell

959
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:04,420
... gonna call someone on my new-age cell phone

960
01:49:04,620 --> 01:49:06,420
it's a pre all night call

961
01:49:06,420 --> 01:49:08,140
I'm gonna touch myself on enough time

962
01:49:08,140 --> 01:49:10,140
till they bring me a sandwich...

963
01:49:10,140 --> 01:49:12,140
cause you can do that in 2018.

964
01:49:12,140 --> 01:49:14,600
You poke your phone in the right kind of ways

965
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:16,220
they'll bring you a sandwich.

966
01:49:16,220 --> 01:49:17,460
<i>Or a pizza.</i>

967
01:49:17,460 --> 01:49:18,720
Yeah, anything, really.

968
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:20,800
<i>Why deal with a sandwich when you can have a pizza?</i>

969
01:49:20,800 --> 01:49:22,800
You know today, I gave my parents

970
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:24,800
a Schnitzel for the first time in their lives,

971
01:49:25,640 --> 01:49:26,880
we went to Hofbräuhaus.

972
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:28,880
and they were very impressed.

973
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:32,220
They hate all food,

974
01:49:32,220 --> 01:49:34,220
but okay, they'll settle with the European food.

975
01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:36,780
Like Indian, Asian, they hate it.

976
01:49:36,780 --> 01:49:39,860
German food, they're like "Yes."

977
01:50:15,960 --> 01:50:17,760
You said you have a camera but I can't

978
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:19,760
see because it's so bright!

979
01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:20,220
<i>Boop!</i>

980
01:50:20,220 --> 01:50:22,220
Oh, it's Sony!

981
01:50:23,300 --> 01:50:24,900
<i>Not a Canon, don't worry!</i>

982
01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:27,920
Oh there you are!

983
01:50:30,060 --> 01:50:31,500
No paparazzi, nope!

984
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:32,960
Cataboop!

985
01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:34,960
<i>Too late!</i>

986
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:37,340
<i>What is it, </i>

987
01:50:37,340 --> 01:50:38,560
<i>a Cariboop?</i>

988
01:50:38,560 --> 01:50:40,560
It's caribou, not deer!

989
01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:42,960
Stop it!

990
01:50:43,460 --> 01:50:45,040
Dammit!

991
01:50:45,860 --> 01:50:47,600
<i>You're horny anyway.</i>

992
01:50:47,600 --> 01:50:49,220
They're antlers, they're not even horns!

993
01:50:49,220 --> 01:50:51,220
OMG you get everything right!

994
01:50:51,220 --> 01:50:53,220
Wrong I mean!

995
01:50:53,840 --> 01:50:56,460
Your mind is gonna see this:

996
01:50:58,520 --> 01:51:00,580
I said no! No!

997
01:51:00,580 --> 01:51:01,720
<i> No awoo!</i>

998
01:51:01,720 --> 01:51:03,720
Pineapple pizza and

999
01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:05,720
awoo shall be banned if I'm president

1000
01:51:05,720 --> 01:51:07,720
of the United States, even tho I'm Canadian.

1001
01:51:09,060 --> 01:51:10,360
Like that?

1002
01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:44,960
It's cute!

1003
01:52:47,020 --> 01:52:49,460
It's like a GoPro but not!

1004
01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:07,460
Awoo!

1005
01:53:07,460 --> 01:53:07,960
<i>No awoo!</i>

1006
01:53:08,060 --> 01:53:08,840
Awoo!

1007
01:53:08,840 --> 01:53:09,900
<i>No awoo!</i>

1008
01:53:09,900 --> 01:53:11,000
AWOOOOO!

1009
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:13,000
<i>Uh uh uh huh huh!</i>

1010
01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:15,180
Awooo!!!

1011
01:53:15,180 --> 01:53:17,180
<i>Nuh uh uh!</i>

1012
01:53:19,460 --> 01:53:21,160
AwoooOOOOOoooo!

1013
01:54:13,180 --> 01:54:15,040
Hi!

1014
01:54:15,900 --> 01:54:17,020
<i>I know you!</i>

1015
01:54:17,020 --> 01:54:19,020
Hi, you know me, I'm here!

1016
01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:21,960
So this is a story of how I got this laugh:

1017
01:54:23,280 --> 01:54:25,380
In eight grade

1018
01:54:25,380 --> 01:54:27,380
I sat with this group of boys

1019
01:54:27,880 --> 01:54:30,080
and they were absolutely hilarious!

1020
01:54:30,080 --> 01:54:32,080
Believe it or not, my laugh was silent.

1021
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:34,680
Absolutely dead silent.

1022
01:54:34,980 --> 01:54:37,100
And they made me laugh one day

1023
01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:39,100
to the point where I couldn't

1024
01:54:39,100 --> 01:54:41,100
breathe so I had to

1025
01:54:41,100 --> 01:54:43,100
inhale, so what you're hearing

1026
01:54:43,100 --> 01:54:45,100
is me silent laughing but because I have to

1027
01:54:45,100 --> 01:54:47,100
inhale, it kind

1028
01:54:47,100 --> 01:54:49,100
of keeps on going and going

1029
01:54:49,100 --> 01:54:51,100
and does not stop. And now

1030
01:54:51,100 --> 01:54:53,100
this is my

1031
01:54:53,100 --> 01:54:55,100
real laugh. This is

1032
01:54:55,100 --> 01:54:56,740
the many things that it sounded like:

1033
01:54:56,740 --> 01:54:58,740
bird's that go wild... (?)

1034
01:54:58,740 --> 01:55:00,240
a lemur.

1035
01:55:01,260 --> 01:55:02,040
A guinea pig.

1036
01:55:02,040 --> 01:55:03,140
A guinea pig in heat.

1037
01:55:03,140 --> 01:55:03,680
A dolphin.

1038
01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:04,880
A dolphin in heat.

1039
01:55:04,880 --> 01:55:05,420
A donkey.

1040
01:55:05,420 --> 01:55:06,660
A donkey in heat.

1041
01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:08,320
The trend goes on.

1042
01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:11,400
<i>But the 'in heat' thing seems to be a common scheme.</i>

1043
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:13,400
Yes, apparently when people think of me they

1044
01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:15,400
think of sex. And animals

1045
01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:17,400
having sex. I have no idea why.

1046
01:55:17,740 --> 01:55:20,060
Hello, my eyes are up here!

1047
01:55:24,980 --> 01:55:27,000
Ooooohh!

1048
01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:29,760
It's too late in the evening for this!

1049
01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:31,760
Very close!

1050
01:55:32,660 --> 01:55:33,680
Hi!

1051
01:55:33,680 --> 01:55:34,900
<i>Hi!</i>

1052
01:55:34,900 --> 01:55:36,240
Who's behind the camera?

1053
01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:37,000
<i>Guess who!</i>

1054
01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:39,000
Oh you!

1055
01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:41,240
<i>The bad guy!</i>

1056
01:55:41,240 --> 01:55:42,420
The bad guy...

1057
01:55:42,420 --> 01:55:44,800
I think this is Anthrocon, right?

1058
01:55:45,240 --> 01:55:46,960
This is Anthrocon, right?

1059
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:47,640
<i>I hope so!</i>

1060
01:55:47,640 --> 01:55:48,660
2018?

1061
01:55:48,660 --> 01:55:49,540
<i>I think it is!</i>

1062
01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:51,740
This is actually Saturday

1063
01:55:51,740 --> 01:55:54,820
morning already. Guess how late it is.

1064
01:55:54,820 --> 01:55:56,540
<i>I think it is!</i>

1065
01:55:56,540 --> 01:55:58,540
It's Saturday morning.

1066
01:55:58,540 --> 01:56:01,320
 It was Friday, into Saturday,

1067
01:56:01,320 --> 01:56:02,960
but it's okay.

1068
01:56:02,960 --> 01:56:04,120
it's just Saturday morning.

1069
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:05,760
<i>Nothing is okay. I want pizza.</i>

1070
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:07,760
Well, Pizza Parma!

1071
01:56:08,620 --> 01:56:09,240
<i>Oh!</i>

1072
01:56:09,240 --> 01:56:11,240
I always go there.

1073
01:56:11,240 --> 01:56:12,340
<i>I want pizza now.</i>

1074
01:56:12,340 --> 01:56:14,020
I know. Pizza Parma.

1075
01:56:14,020 --> 01:56:16,020
Open till three.

1076
01:56:18,140 --> 01:56:20,660
This is a commercial for Pizza Parma now.

1077
01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:35,700
Following me. It's following me,.

1078
01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:37,700
You know that I don't.

1079
01:56:37,700 --> 01:56:39,700
Are you... what.... why?

1080
01:56:39,700 --> 01:56:41,700
Aaaaaahhhhhh!

1081
01:56:43,860 --> 01:56:46,740
I'll ..... hide here....

1082
01:56:47,880 --> 01:56:49,240
I don't like the camera either

1083
01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:51,240
it has a bright light!

1084
01:56:52,280 --> 01:56:54,620
It scares me!

1085
01:56:57,880 --> 01:57:00,260
Nuh huh!

1086
01:58:14,160 --> 01:58:16,780
Are you videotapin' bruh?

1087
01:58:17,420 --> 01:58:19,100
You see ahm... look ...

1088
01:58:19,460 --> 01:58:21,100
I ....

1089
01:58:21,100 --> 01:58:23,100
Oh shit!

1090
01:58:27,580 --> 01:58:29,040
Do you love dogs?

1091
01:58:29,040 --> 01:58:31,040
If you love dogs and wanna help them

1092
01:58:31,040 --> 01:58:32,840
stay alive...

1093
01:58:34,900 --> 01:58:36,120
10 cents helps,

1094
01:58:36,120 --> 01:58:38,120
$5 gets you a ribbon,

1095
01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:40,120
if you put in $100 you get ten

1096
01:58:40,120 --> 01:58:42,120
tickets free to the charity

1097
01:58:42,120 --> 01:58:44,120
show!

1098
01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:50,360
Hello everybody!

1099
01:58:59,740 --> 01:59:01,320
Wow!

1100
01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:03,320
WOOOOOW!

1101
01:59:03,320 --> 01:59:05,320
WWWWOOOOOOWWWWW!

1102
01:59:05,540 --> 01:59:06,800
Yeah!

1103
01:59:06,800 --> 01:59:08,800
Aaah!

1104
01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:11,400
Waaaahh!

1105
01:59:12,500 --> 01:59:14,260
WOOOOOWWWW!!

1106
01:59:14,260 --> 01:59:16,260
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

1107
01:59:16,440 --> 01:59:18,780
WwwwoooOOOOooooowwwwWWW!

1108
01:59:18,780 --> 01:59:20,780
WOOOW!

1109
01:59:57,080 --> 01:59:58,760
This is the line-up for the parade,

1110
01:59:58,760 --> 02:00:00,760
rather the preparation for the parade,

1111
02:00:00,760 --> 02:00:02,760
everything is going perfectly smoothly

1112
02:00:02,760 --> 02:00:04,860
there is no panic, everything

1113
02:00:04,860 --> 02:00:07,460
is completely under control

1114
02:00:07,460 --> 02:00:09,460
and I am as calm

1115
02:00:09,460 --> 02:00:10,920
as a cucumber.

1116
02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:12,920
As we say here in America.

1117
02:00:12,920 --> 02:00:14,920
Cucumbers being known to being very

1118
02:00:14,920 --> 02:00:17,340
calm friuts.

1119
02:00:35,580 --> 02:00:37,540
Hey, see what time it is!

1120
02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:40,460
Almost time for the parade!

1121
02:00:44,960 --> 02:00:48,180
 It's toon time!

1122
02:02:02,680 --> 02:02:04,620
Hello Deutschland!

1123
02:03:10,480 --> 02:03:12,340
Pittsburgh loves the furries!

1124
02:03:13,540 --> 02:03:15,700
We love you!

1125
02:05:30,020 --> 02:05:31,680
Hi mah!

1126
02:05:31,880 --> 02:05:33,280
I love you!

1127
02:05:33,280 --> 02:05:36,600
We love you BBF!

1128
02:06:02,260 --> 02:06:05,220
Thank you Pittsburgh!

1129
02:06:06,860 --> 02:06:10,140
This is the AC 2018 fursuit parade!

1130
02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:12,880
We do this just for the city of Pittsburgh

1131
02:06:12,880 --> 02:06:14,500
You guys are fantastic

1132
02:06:14,500 --> 02:06:16,500
We want to give back some of the love

1133
02:06:16,500 --> 02:06:18,500
you've given

1134
02:07:49,620 --> 02:07:52,620
*cameraman barks*

1135
02:07:54,400 --> 02:07:56,820
Do I have to take him in?

1136
02:09:00,980 --> 02:09:03,040
<i>You're not nocturnal!</i>

1137
02:09:03,040 --> 02:09:05,040
<i>You're a big scary beast!</i>

1138
02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:07,760
<i>That's how I like them.</i>

1139
02:09:09,760 --> 02:09:10,780
<i>Scary, beast,...</i>

1140
02:09:10,780 --> 02:09:12,280
<i>...and with ketchup.</i>

1141
02:09:12,280 --> 02:09:13,460
Ketchup?!?

1142
02:09:13,460 --> 02:09:15,460
I do not taste good with ketchup!

1143
02:09:15,460 --> 02:09:16,180
<i>It's tasty!</i>

1144
02:09:16,180 --> 02:09:16,980
No!!

1145
02:09:16,980 --> 02:09:17,900
<i>Ketchup improves anything!</i>

1146
02:09:17,900 --> 02:09:19,900
No!

1147
02:09:26,560 --> 02:09:28,760
<i>I bet you taste well with Heinz 51.</i>

1148
02:09:29,460 --> 02:09:32,300
You don't even get good ketchup!!

1149
02:09:33,060 --> 02:09:35,500
D'eh!!

1150
02:09:51,380 --> 02:09:52,120
No!

1151
02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:53,360
NOOO!!

1152
02:09:53,360 --> 02:09:54,420
You know better....

1153
02:09:54,420 --> 02:09:56,420
No you don't, come here!

1154
02:09:56,420 --> 02:09:58,420
You're gonna murder us all!

1155
02:10:15,740 --> 02:10:16,860
Hi!

1156
02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:18,300
How are you?

1157
02:10:18,300 --> 02:10:19,040
<i>Doing good!</i>

1158
02:10:19,040 --> 02:10:21,040
Good! Stay that way!

1159
02:10:21,040 --> 02:10:22,420
We're at the Meet and Greet

1160
02:10:22,420 --> 02:10:24,420
for meeting and greeting. Yeah.

1161
02:10:24,420 --> 02:10:25,820
That's what we do. 

1162
02:10:25,820 --> 02:10:27,820
All these people are meeting and greeting. 

1163
02:10:30,580 --> 02:10:31,820
<i>Do something!</i>

1164
02:10:31,820 --> 02:10:33,820
Do something...

1165
02:10:34,580 --> 02:10:35,920
<i>Do something weird.</i>

1166
02:11:58,800 --> 02:12:00,200
Hi there!

1167
02:12:00,200 --> 02:12:01,880
Are you having a good weekend?

1168
02:12:01,880 --> 02:12:04,580
Look at all these weird...erful people!

1169
02:12:36,080 --> 02:12:38,420
Nerd! Nerd!

1170
02:12:47,560 --> 02:12:49,540
They're all here!

1171
02:12:49,540 --> 02:12:51,540
I don't know why!

1172
02:12:51,580 --> 02:12:54,300
Sometimes I'm seeing something on Youtube. I'm too old for that!

1173
02:12:54,300 --> 02:12:56,820
I don't know what the Youtubes are anymore.

1174
02:13:40,220 --> 02:13:41,900
<i>Hey, do you listen to Spotify?</i>

1175
02:13:41,900 --> 02:13:43,900
What, do I listen to Spotify?

1176
02:13:44,820 --> 02:13:46,560
Good evening people. 

1177
02:13:46,560 --> 02:13:48,860
I'm being stalked by a camera again.

1178
02:13:49,240 --> 02:13:52,480
Dunno why, but I'm being stalked by a camera.

1179
02:13:53,180 --> 02:13:54,160
It's scaring me because

1180
02:13:54,160 --> 02:13:56,160
I don't know why he's staring at me. 

1181
02:13:57,240 --> 02:14:00,160
Could you help me? Please?

1182
02:14:03,220 --> 02:14:05,240
How can you not have fun at this con

1183
02:14:05,240 --> 02:14:06,760
for Pete's sakes?

1184
02:14:06,760 --> 02:14:08,760
Yes, yes yes yes!

1185
02:14:09,780 --> 02:14:11,400
It's all good. 

1186
02:14:11,400 --> 02:14:13,540
The weather's perfect now

1187
02:14:13,540 --> 02:14:15,540
somebody.... God turned on

1188
02:14:15,540 --> 02:14:17,540
the air conditioning and it became

1189
02:14:17,540 --> 02:14:19,540
bearable outside. The parade

1190
02:14:19,540 --> 02:14:21,380
went very smoothly. 

1191
02:14:21,380 --> 02:14:23,380
Gonna have good weather tomorrow too. 

1192
02:14:23,780 --> 02:14:26,000
So... yes!

1193
02:14:26,500 --> 02:14:27,820
All is well!

1194
02:17:45,040 --> 02:17:47,360
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 

1195
02:17:47,740 --> 02:17:49,640
See if you can keep up with this, cameraman!

1196
02:17:49,640 --> 02:17:51,640
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 

1197
02:17:56,100 --> 02:17:58,840
Everybody likes motion sickness. 

1198
02:17:58,840 --> 02:18:00,840
The mind boggles!

1199
02:18:02,580 --> 02:18:04,940
This is just an average day for us!

1200
02:18:04,940 --> 02:18:05,940
An average day.

1201
02:18:05,940 --> 02:18:07,940
Twinkie! Waffle!

1202
02:18:07,940 --> 02:18:09,940
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!

1203
02:18:09,940 --> 02:18:11,940
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!

1204
02:18:11,940 --> 02:18:13,940
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!

1205
02:18:13,940 --> 02:18:15,940
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!

1206
02:18:15,940 --> 02:18:17,940
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!
Twinkie! Waffle!

1207
02:18:19,480 --> 02:18:21,240
Hiiii!

1208
02:18:22,780 --> 02:18:24,380
Bark!

1209
02:18:25,860 --> 02:18:27,360
Hi camera!

1210
02:18:27,360 --> 02:18:28,680
This is the mirror version!

1211
02:18:28,680 --> 02:18:30,680
Oh, this is me now!

1212
02:18:30,800 --> 02:18:33,780
*mumbles*

1213
02:18:33,780 --> 02:18:35,780
Heeey!

1214
02:18:36,960 --> 02:18:38,860
Alright! Gotta go back!

1215
02:21:02,980 --> 02:21:04,980
[fire alarm]

1216
02:21:11,700 --> 02:21:14,420
Ladies and Gentlemen,

1217
02:21:14,420 --> 02:21:16,420
may I please have your

1218
02:21:16,420 --> 02:21:18,980
attention. We apologize 

1219
02:21:18,980 --> 02:21:20,780
at this time we are not

1220
02:21:20,780 --> 02:21:23,340
able to use the elevators

1221
02:21:23,840 --> 02:21:26,180
until the fire department has

1222
02:21:26,180 --> 02:21:28,180
cleared the alarm.

1223
02:21:29,120 --> 02:21:32,720
The understanding that we have been given

1224
02:21:33,160 --> 02:21:35,500
is that someone

1225
02:21:35,500 --> 02:21:38,300
thought that the "no smoking" signs

1226
02:21:38,300 --> 02:21:41,020
did not apply to him. 

1227
02:21:43,040 --> 02:21:47,000
That's the information we have at this time.

1228
02:21:47,460 --> 02:21:49,760
If anyone

1229
02:21:49,760 --> 02:21:52,800
by any far out chance

1230
02:21:52,800 --> 02:21:55,700
can identify the person

1231
02:21:55,700 --> 02:21:57,700
who thought that the "no smoking" signs

1232
02:21:57,700 --> 02:22:00,860
did not apply to him

1233
02:22:00,860 --> 02:22:02,860
I promise to let

1234
02:22:02,860 --> 02:22:04,720
you have a piece as a 

1235
02:22:04,720 --> 02:22:06,720
souvenir. 

1236
02:22:06,900 --> 02:22:08,560
I don't know much about what's going on

1237
02:22:08,560 --> 02:22:10,560
everything's second, third hand.

1238
02:22:11,280 --> 02:22:12,800
There was no fire.

1239
02:22:12,800 --> 02:22:14,520
Somebody was smoking a cigarette

1240
02:22:14,520 --> 02:22:16,520
in an elevator and

1241
02:22:16,520 --> 02:22:18,520
tripped an alarm

1242
02:22:18,520 --> 02:22:19,820
Kage's out for blood now. 

1243
02:22:19,820 --> 02:22:22,540
Someone really smoked in the elevators

1244
02:22:22,540 --> 02:22:24,540
and he wants to know who did it. 

1245
02:22:36,100 --> 02:22:37,940
How was Anthrocon?

1246
02:22:38,220 --> 02:22:39,940
No fire.

1247
02:22:39,940 --> 02:22:41,940
And the fire alarm:

1248
02:22:41,940 --> 02:22:43,940
f***ing i***t smoking. 

1249
02:22:43,940 --> 02:22:45,000
How's that?

1250
02:22:45,000 --> 02:22:47,000
Oh, that was three words. I'm sorry!

1251
02:23:31,660 --> 02:23:32,900
Meow?

1252
02:23:33,140 --> 02:23:35,020
Meeeoooww!

1253
02:24:29,728 --> 02:24:33,008
Yeah, I didn't want to do this because I'm right-handed

1254
02:24:33,000 --> 02:24:35,856
and do you know how hard it is to relearn everything with my left?

1255
02:24:35,856 --> 02:24:37,850
It ain't fun folks! Here's

1256
02:24:37,850 --> 02:24:38,928
some advice!

1257
02:24:38,920 --> 02:24:41,680
You'll learn after three movies and three seasons

1258
02:24:41,680 --> 02:24:43,168
that what I went through,  

1259
02:24:43,160 --> 02:24:45,008
illiteracy is a good thing!

1260
02:24:45,008 --> 02:24:47,000
Don't breathe! It doesn't do

1261
02:24:47,000 --> 02:24:49,000
any good for you. It's a bad

1262
02:24:49,000 --> 02:24:51,000
idea!

1263
02:24:55,744 --> 02:24:57,728
 It's water!

1264
02:24:59,792 --> 02:25:01,648
It is flavoured water.

1265
02:25:01,648 --> 02:25:03,640
 It's called Black Mail, kids!

1266
02:25:04,832 --> 02:25:07,488
 And that's called Black Mail!

1267
02:25:16,120 --> 02:25:18,340
No, no, oh god no!

1268
02:25:18,340 --> 02:25:20,340
Oh stop! No, no!

1269
02:25:20,340 --> 02:25:22,340
You stop! Don't do this to me!

1270
02:25:22,340 --> 02:25:24,340
Oh god no!

1271
02:25:24,380 --> 02:25:25,700
<i>The MCFC dobie!</i>

1272
02:25:25,700 --> 02:25:27,480
...back with you to Pittsburgh

1273
02:25:27,480 --> 02:25:29,480
Oh my god no, Brampton

1274
02:25:29,480 --> 02:25:31,020
Brampton...

1275
02:25:31,020 --> 02:25:32,160
<i>Hey Ronnie!</i>

1276
02:25:32,160 --> 02:25:32,540
<i>What?</i>

1277
02:25:32,540 --> 02:25:34,800
<i>Welcome. You found a smelly doggie and it's cute!</i>

1278
02:25:34,800 --> 02:25:36,800
I found a stray doggie and

1279
02:25:36,800 --> 02:25:38,120
I know where this doggie belongs:

1280
02:25:38,120 --> 02:25:40,120
it belongs up in the city of

1281
02:25:40,120 --> 02:25:42,120
Brampton, Ontario

1282
02:25:42,440 --> 02:25:44,520
because that is apparently where all dogs

1283
02:25:44,520 --> 02:25:46,520
go to annoy its 

1284
02:25:46,520 --> 02:25:48,520
owners and strays and

1285
02:25:48,520 --> 02:25:50,520
<i>I can tell you where the</i>

1286
02:25:50,520 --> 02:25:52,520
<i>dog belongs but that wouldn't be appropriate.</i>

1287
02:25:52,720 --> 02:25:54,240
Ahahaha! *bark* *yip*

1288
02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:55,600
Ah, gawd, see.

1289
02:25:55,600 --> 02:25:57,600
This is what I have to do with stray doggies.

1290
02:25:57,600 --> 02:25:59,600
Because stray doggies clearly cannot

1291
02:25:59,600 --> 02:26:01,600
handle themselves so I have to go 

1292
02:26:01,600 --> 02:26:03,600
handle it for them. Now if you excuse me

1293
02:26:03,600 --> 02:26:05,600
Ladies and Gentlemen, I need to take this dog

1294
02:26:05,600 --> 02:26:07,600
back to its hometown.

1295
02:31:18,880 --> 02:31:21,060
Hi! Hi!

1296
02:31:21,060 --> 02:31:23,060
I'm really close to your camera. 

1297
02:31:24,400 --> 02:31:26,440
Aaaahhh!

1298
02:31:32,860 --> 02:31:34,740
No, no!

1299
02:31:34,740 --> 02:31:36,740
We don't bite the camera.

1300
02:31:36,920 --> 02:31:38,740
Don't bite me!

1301
02:31:38,940 --> 02:31:40,820
No!

1302
02:32:00,540 --> 02:32:03,420
That's some impressive shit, what is that?

1303
02:32:03,420 --> 02:32:04,540
<i>A camera!</i>

1304
02:32:04,540 --> 02:32:06,540
Oh. Well, f*cking d'oh!

1305
02:32:08,660 --> 02:32:11,540
That's a later model.

1306
02:32:11,600 --> 02:32:12,920
I can't see anything.

1307
02:32:12,920 --> 02:32:15,140
You know how you're blinded by headlights

1308
02:32:15,140 --> 02:32:17,140
I can't see anything because of that.

1309
02:32:17,340 --> 02:32:19,100
Thank you.

1310
02:32:23,480 --> 02:32:25,940
<i>Hey kitty! Hi!</i>

1311
02:32:25,940 --> 02:32:27,940
<i>What have you got there?</i>

1312
02:32:28,340 --> 02:32:29,380
<i>Ooooh!</i>

1313
02:32:29,380 --> 02:32:31,380
<i>Has the kitty won an award?</i>

1314
02:32:31,640 --> 02:32:33,920
<i>The kitty has won two awards!</i>

1315
02:32:34,180 --> 02:32:36,860
<i>You've been a good kitty, haven't you?</i>

1316
02:32:37,120 --> 02:32:38,540
<i> Awwww!</i>

1317
02:32:38,960 --> 02:32:41,760
<i>What's the awards for?</i>

1318
02:32:41,760 --> 02:32:43,120
<i>Can I see?</i>

1319
02:32:43,120 --> 02:32:45,240
<i>Oh, you got the art show</i>

1320
02:32:45,240 --> 02:32:48,340
<i>popular choice award AND</i>

1321
02:32:48,860 --> 02:32:50,660
<i>you got the staff choice!</i>

1322
02:32:50,660 --> 02:32:52,660
<i>Oh yeah, you're a very, very</i>

1323
02:32:52,660 --> 02:32:54,660
<i>good kitty! Awww!</i>

1324
02:32:54,660 --> 02:32:56,660
<i>Congratulations!</i>

1325
02:32:57,520 --> 02:33:00,600
<i>Look at the happy kitty.</i>

1326
02:33:57,780 --> 02:33:59,020
This is the final day!

1327
02:33:59,020 --> 02:34:01,020
The final day. Gotta get all your purchases

1328
02:34:01,020 --> 02:34:03,020
in. Get them in, come on.

1329
02:34:03,020 --> 02:34:04,460
Buy buy buy!

1330
02:34:04,460 --> 02:34:06,460
Buy low, sell high!

1331
02:34:07,300 --> 02:34:09,020
The market is gonna close

1332
02:34:09,020 --> 02:34:11,020
tonight here at AC 2018!

1333
02:34:11,340 --> 02:34:12,440
Gotta get your sales in.

1334
02:34:12,440 --> 02:34:14,440
Get 'em in now!

1335
02:34:14,440 --> 02:34:16,440
Yeah!

1336
02:36:44,460 --> 02:36:45,640
<i>Hey you!</i>

1337
02:36:45,820 --> 02:36:47,520
<i>What are you so angry about?</i>

1338
02:36:49,360 --> 02:36:50,860
<i>You're a mad dog.</i>

1339
02:36:52,720 --> 02:36:54,100
<i>And a bad dog.</i>

1340
02:36:55,040 --> 02:36:57,100
<i>A street legit dawg.</i>

1341
02:37:03,264 --> 02:37:04,608
<i>You know what?</i>

1342
02:37:04,600 --> 02:37:07,072
<i>You might be as grumpy as it gets but you're still cute.</i>

1343
02:37:08,896 --> 02:37:10,768
<i>Yes you are cute.</i>

1344
02:37:10,760 --> 02:37:12,640
<i>Oh yes.</i>

1345
02:37:12,640 --> 02:37:14,640
<i>He's so cute!</i>

1346
02:37:28,740 --> 02:37:29,620
No, it's on!

1347
02:37:29,620 --> 02:37:31,440
Why you always have a camera?

1348
02:37:31,440 --> 02:37:33,440
Can't you just live in the moment?

1349
02:37:33,440 --> 02:37:34,740
<i>Camera, you said?</i>

1350
02:37:34,740 --> 02:37:36,140
Hello camera!

1351
02:37:36,140 --> 02:37:37,000
<i>You said A camera?</i>

1352
02:37:37,000 --> 02:37:39,520
Hey cam.... oh no. Right, you don't have "a" camera

1353
02:37:39,520 --> 02:37:40,880
He never has "a" camera. 

1354
02:37:40,880 --> 02:37:42,880
He has like six cameras.

1355
02:37:43,400 --> 02:37:45,540
Oh, now he has two cameras.

1356
02:37:46,080 --> 02:37:47,340
Now he's pulling out a second one.

1357
02:37:47,340 --> 02:37:49,340
Oh, and I made the fursuiter go away.

1358
02:37:49,820 --> 02:37:50,900
<i>Oh yes.</i>

1359
02:37:50,900 --> 02:37:52,900
I was just trapped in the elevator for like...

1360
02:37:53,480 --> 02:37:55,480
30 minutes, too. That was awesome.

1361
02:37:55,720 --> 02:37:56,720
I broke the elevator.

1362
02:37:56,720 --> 02:37:58,720
The elevator going from the DLCC down, 

1363
02:37:58,720 --> 02:38:00,720
it broke while I was in it.

1364
02:38:01,080 --> 02:38:01,900
and that was ter...

1365
02:38:01,900 --> 02:38:03,900
WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO??

1366
02:38:05,540 --> 02:38:07,340
Is it going?

1367
02:38:09,100 --> 02:38:11,620
Hi AC, now you get idiot in stereo!

1368
02:38:11,620 --> 02:38:13,620
Oooohhh oooooohhhhh!

1369
02:38:14,180 --> 02:38:16,480
Ooooh, it's like he's in 3D, 

1370
02:38:16,480 --> 02:38:18,480
like he's really there! Wooooowww!

1371
02:39:53,568 --> 02:39:55,280
Ah, it's over guys.

1372
02:39:55,280 --> 02:39:57,456
Go home. That's it.

1373
02:39:57,450 --> 02:39:59,248
It's a wrap. Go home.

1374
02:39:59,248 --> 02:40:01,240
What are you doing? Yeah you. 

1375
02:40:01,408 --> 02:40:03,376
Get outta here with your cameras and your

1376
02:40:03,376 --> 02:40:05,370
your phones and..... oh.

1377
02:40:05,712 --> 02:40:06,800
I see how it is.

1378
02:40:06,800 --> 02:40:09,232
That's not your job, that's his job.

1379
02:40:09,230 --> 02:40:12,112
Doing the old booping thing right? Yeah.

1380
02:40:12,110 --> 02:40:13,152
He's got a permit for it.

1381
02:40:13,150 --> 02:40:14,144
You don't. You can get

1382
02:40:14,144 --> 02:40:16,140
a fine from Pittsburgh if you do that.

1383
02:40:16,864 --> 02:40:18,176
Yeah, that's right.

1384
02:43:21,744 --> 02:43:24,048
The last day at AC!

1385
02:43:24,040 --> 02:43:25,200
What is going on here?

1386
02:43:25,200 --> 02:43:27,312
I just got here!

1387
02:43:27,310 --> 02:43:29,040
Why is it over?

1388
02:43:29,040 --> 02:43:31,040
Come back! Keep partying guys!

1389
02:43:31,040 --> 02:43:33,040
Come on back!

1390
02:43:33,520 --> 02:43:35,536
This is not fair!

1391
02:43:36,224 --> 02:43:37,440
Do you want a hug?

1392
02:43:37,440 --> 02:43:38,944
Aahhhh whoo hoo 

1393
02:43:38,944 --> 02:43:40,940
Why is it over?

1394
02:43:40,940 --> 02:43:42,592
*whines*

1395
02:43:42,590 --> 02:43:44,480
Next year will be better!

1396
02:43:44,480 --> 02:43:45,584
There'll be another year?

1397
02:43:45,580 --> 02:43:46,160
Yes!

1398
02:43:46,160 --> 02:43:47,232
You promise?

1399
02:43:47,230 --> 02:43:47,968
2019!

1400
02:43:47,968 --> 02:43:49,960
Thank you, thank you!

1401
02:43:50,304 --> 02:43:51,536
There's gonna be another one, guys,

1402
02:43:51,536 --> 02:43:53,530
don't worry about it! It's okay!

1403
02:43:54,128 --> 02:43:56,240
*cries*

1404
02:45:22,048 --> 02:45:24,176
Hi! Hello!

1405
02:45:24,170 --> 02:45:25,792
AC is almost over!

1406
02:45:25,790 --> 02:45:27,184
Such a great time!

1407
02:45:27,184 --> 02:45:29,180
Awesome con. My favourite con...

1408
02:45:29,600 --> 02:45:31,632
... that I'm not running.

1409
02:46:08,752 --> 02:46:10,656
Watch out for BBF, man...

1410
02:46:10,650 --> 02:46:12,720
He may be all fancy with his little

1411
02:46:12,720 --> 02:46:14,848
he'll put something on as my screen name

1412
02:46:14,848 --> 02:46:16,840
My name here, he'll make something up!

1413
02:46:16,840 --> 02:46:18,840
It'll say something, Fender, I don't know what

1414
02:46:18,840 --> 02:46:21,184
it is, he'll do things with graphics

1415
02:46:21,180 --> 02:46:22,736
you have no idea!

1416
02:46:22,730 --> 02:46:24,544
You have no idea what he can do!

1417
02:46:24,540 --> 02:46:26,768
He'll screw around the video, there's nothing

1418
02:46:26,760 --> 02:46:28,320
true, it's all a lie!

1419
02:46:28,320 --> 02:46:30,320
It's all editing, he makes it all

1420
02:46:30,320 --> 02:46:32,320
look fun, it's really boring.

1421
02:46:32,320 --> 02:46:34,256
It's all because of BBF editing.

1422
02:46:34,256 --> 02:46:36,250
He probably put something under here right now

1423
02:46:36,250 --> 02:46:37,968
that says something really stupid

1424
02:46:37,960 --> 02:46:40,720
I can't see because it's gotta be edited!

1425
02:46:40,720 --> 02:46:42,720
Oh my god!

1426
02:46:42,720 --> 02:46:44,720
Stop it BBF, stop it!

1427
02:46:47,664 --> 02:46:49,552
Nuh-huh! No!

1428
02:46:49,550 --> 02:46:50,640
No, okay.

1429
02:46:50,640 --> 02:46:52,176
If I can't see it, 

1430
02:46:52,176 --> 02:46:54,170
it can't see me.

1431
02:46:54,170 --> 02:46:56,170
Right?

1432
02:46:56,400 --> 02:46:58,432
Oh no, it's still there!

1433
02:46:58,430 --> 02:46:59,552
Nuuh!

1434
02:46:59,550 --> 02:47:00,736
Okay, I'm lost.

1435
02:47:00,736 --> 02:47:02,730
Now I can't see.

1436
02:47:03,024 --> 02:47:05,280
No, no!

1437
02:47:29,392 --> 02:47:31,312
High tech equipment here at AC

1438
02:47:31,310 --> 02:47:33,056
We have an automobile!

1439
02:47:33,050 --> 02:47:34,640
It doesn't use a horse!

1440
02:47:34,640 --> 02:47:36,240
You can go around the block

1441
02:47:36,240 --> 02:47:37,232
all day!

1442
02:47:37,230 --> 02:47:38,688
It's so much fun here at AC

1443
02:47:38,680 --> 02:47:40,176
we got the latest technology,

1444
02:47:40,170 --> 02:47:41,184
Look at this thing!

1445
02:47:41,180 --> 02:47:42,960
Just off the show-room floor!

1446
02:47:42,960 --> 02:47:44,176
Only the finest

1447
02:47:44,170 --> 02:47:45,728
safety equipment available in this:

1448
02:47:45,720 --> 02:47:48,096
A door! To keep you inside

1449
02:47:48,112 --> 02:47:49,424
from falling out!

1450
02:47:49,420 --> 02:47:51,504
A seat, where you can put your ass!

1451
02:47:51,500 --> 02:47:53,168
So you don't fall out!

1452
02:47:53,160 --> 02:47:55,040
A steering wheel that you can hold on to!

1453
02:47:55,040 --> 02:47:56,352
So you don't fall out!

1454
02:47:56,350 --> 02:47:57,856
That's all you need!

1455
02:47:57,856 --> 02:47:59,850
Look at this thing!

1456
02:48:00,640 --> 02:48:02,320
Spats, are you ready

1457
02:48:02,320 --> 02:48:04,320
to drive in this fine machine?

1458
02:48:04,320 --> 02:48:06,320
It's alright.

1459
02:48:06,688 --> 02:48:09,168
Know what it's like to ride in something like this?

1460
02:48:09,456 --> 02:48:11,104
No, it'll be my first time.

1461
02:48:11,104 --> 02:48:13,100
Just hold on, it feels like you're gonna

1462
02:48:13,100 --> 02:48:15,100
fall out the entire time.

1463
02:48:15,264 --> 02:48:16,880
I rode in this

1464
02:48:16,880 --> 02:48:18,880
doing 5 MPH, I'm like...

1465
02:48:18,880 --> 02:48:20,880
That's enough!

1466
02:48:23,072 --> 02:48:24,944
It is amazing!

1467
02:48:25,568 --> 02:48:27,536
You are in for a treat!

1468
02:48:29,168 --> 02:48:30,784
Fine, fine machine.

1469
02:48:30,784 --> 02:48:32,780
I don't know why they stopped making these.

1470
02:48:38,832 --> 02:48:42,112
<i>Does it actually have a heat gauge in there?</i>

1471
02:48:42,110 --> 02:48:44,400
Yes, it's basically a thermometer

1472
02:48:44,400 --> 02:48:46,400
and pressure gauge, so if it goes up

1473
02:48:46,400 --> 02:48:48,400
you'll want to cool down.

1474
02:50:53,776 --> 02:50:55,984
Welcome to the end of AC, 

1475
02:50:55,984 --> 02:50:57,980
it's really sad.

1476
02:50:58,496 --> 02:51:00,512
Depressing.

1477
02:51:09,328 --> 02:51:10,160
Presented to you

1478
02:51:10,160 --> 02:51:12,160
in Hi-Firrdelity.

1479
02:51:12,832 --> 02:51:14,608
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo....

1480
02:51:17,984 --> 02:51:21,568
Thanks for coming to Motor City Furrycon 2019!

1481
02:51:41,088 --> 02:51:43,840
<i>Oh! You're Arrow!</i>

1482
02:51:48,080 --> 02:51:50,448
Hiiii! The con is over!

1483
02:51:50,448 --> 02:51:52,440
<i>No, it's not yet!</i>

1484
02:51:53,168 --> 02:51:54,656
We got more work to do!

1485
02:51:54,880 --> 02:51:56,640
<i>Eight more hours!</i>

1486
02:51:57,056 --> 02:51:58,544
Please make it stop!

1487
02:51:58,544 --> 02:52:00,540
It's Sunday already!

1488
02:52:01,360 --> 02:52:03,152
We need to take a break.

1489
02:52:13,648 --> 02:52:14,512
Dingoes!

1490
02:52:14,510 --> 02:52:16,272
 We got all the dingoes here at AC

1491
02:52:16,272 --> 02:52:18,270
come on down, check them out, we got one,

1492
02:52:18,270 --> 02:52:19,888
two and three!

1493
02:52:19,888 --> 02:52:21,880
All the dingoes!

1494
02:52:22,288 --> 02:52:23,808
But wait, there's more!

1495
02:52:23,800 --> 02:52:24,864
We got dingoes with shirts, 

1496
02:52:24,860 --> 02:52:26,368
we got dingoes with no pants,

1497
02:52:26,360 --> 02:52:28,128
we got dingoes with no shoes!

1498
02:52:28,120 --> 02:52:30,640
C'mon, check it out here at AC!

1499
02:52:50,528 --> 02:52:52,112
The dingoes are back!

1500
02:52:52,112 --> 02:52:54,110
THE DINGOES ARE BACK LOOK AT THIS!!

1501
02:52:54,576 --> 02:52:56,624
Everyone was wondering where they were?

1502
02:52:56,620 --> 02:52:58,816
They were hiding, they were in a witness protection

1503
02:52:58,810 --> 02:53:00,656
program, they killed some son of a b****. 

1504
02:53:01,552 --> 02:53:03,072
They were back in Australia, that's it!

1505
02:53:04,432 --> 02:53:06,720
<i>Actually they ate the wrong baby once....</i>

1506
02:53:09,664 --> 02:53:11,344
They're back!!

1507
02:53:15,808 --> 02:53:18,000
I'm gonna count the dingoes, here we go:

1508
02:53:18,000 --> 02:53:20,000
We got one, two...

1509
02:53:21,120 --> 02:53:23,264
we got three...

1510
02:53:23,984 --> 02:53:25,856
four dingoes, 

1511
02:53:26,528 --> 02:53:28,688
five dingoes, 

1512
02:53:30,128 --> 02:53:32,064
we got six dingoes!

1513
02:53:32,656 --> 02:53:35,088
Seven dingoes!

1514
02:53:35,216 --> 02:53:35,872
NO!

1515
02:53:35,872 --> 02:53:37,870
<i>Yes!</i>

1516
02:53:45,264 --> 02:53:45,984
<i>Is that cute?</i>

1517
02:53:45,980 --> 02:53:46,816
Yeah!

1518
02:53:46,816 --> 02:53:48,810
<i>It's cute!</i>

1519
02:53:53,280 --> 02:53:54,768
It's a doggie!

1520
02:53:54,890 --> 02:53:55,696
<i>And it's cute!</i>

1521
02:53:55,690 --> 02:53:57,440
<i>Can't open it, it's closed!</i>

1522
02:53:57,920 --> 02:53:58,992
<i>Con is over!</i>

1523
02:53:58,990 --> 02:54:00,624
<i>No exit for you!</i>

1524
02:54:00,620 --> 02:54:02,144
<i>We got you cornered!</i>

1525
02:54:02,944 --> 02:54:04,560
<i>No escape!</i>

1526
02:54:27,728 --> 02:54:29,232
Sir!

1527
02:54:29,232 --> 02:54:31,230
We need a little bit of privacy!

1528
02:54:33,952 --> 02:54:35,792
There is no....

1529
02:54:41,136 --> 02:54:42,224
<i>Hey cutie!</i>

1530
02:54:52,672 --> 02:54:54,752
Look, a pokemon!

1531
02:55:05,728 --> 02:55:07,472
Oh no, the nose stealer.

1532
02:55:08,768 --> 02:55:10,048
They'll take your nose.

1533
02:55:10,048 --> 02:55:12,040
<i>Oh yeah, that's my nose.</i>

1534
02:55:12,192 --> 02:55:14,144
Between the two of us, they'll take your nose!

1535
02:55:15,136 --> 02:55:16,320
I've had it happen before.

1536
02:55:17,248 --> 02:55:19,200
Ahhh!

1537
02:55:21,904 --> 02:55:23,824
Go get him!

1538
02:55:24,816 --> 02:55:26,528
Are you okay?

1539
02:55:27,712 --> 02:55:28,912
It's okay!

1540
02:55:28,912 --> 02:55:30,910
*whines and pouts*

1541
02:55:32,208 --> 02:55:33,488
*screams*

1542
02:56:16,736 --> 02:56:18,496
Brring, brrring!

1543
02:56:25,088 --> 02:56:27,328
Hello?

1544
02:56:31,984 --> 02:56:33,504
Brring, brrring!

1545
02:56:37,024 --> 02:56:38,912
Hello?

1546
02:57:49,376 --> 02:57:52,128
This is his first Revit-hug!

1547
02:57:52,144 --> 02:57:54,448
<i>His first purry-hug!</i>

1548
02:57:56,624 --> 02:57:58,304
This is Battle Zone.

1549
02:58:03,536 --> 02:58:05,232
You like my right to bare arms?

1550
02:58:05,472 --> 02:58:07,008
*groan*

1551
02:58:08,928 --> 02:58:10,912
Don't worry, I'll protect you.

1552
02:58:11,568 --> 02:58:13,568
 I'm armed and dangerous.

1553
02:58:14,384 --> 02:58:17,152
Boi.

1554
02:58:23,136 --> 02:58:26,288
I always like to lend a hand, you know.

1555
02:58:26,912 --> 02:58:28,496
<i>That's pretty handy, too.</i>

1556
02:58:28,608 --> 02:58:31,024
This is not the voice of AC.

1557
02:58:31,020 --> 02:58:34,160
This is the voice of Big Black Fox. 

1558
02:58:34,160 --> 02:58:36,160
Have you met Big Black Fox?

1559
02:58:36,160 --> 02:58:38,160
This is Big Black Fox. 

1560
02:58:40,000 --> 02:58:40,880
Not your name?

1561
02:58:40,880 --> 02:58:42,880
No. 

1562
02:58:52,832 --> 02:58:54,880
What are you looking at?

1563
02:58:55,360 --> 02:58:57,840
Get back to work!

1564
02:58:58,192 --> 02:59:01,232
I'm always watching you. 

1565
02:59:01,408 --> 02:59:04,688
Aaaaaaaalways watching.

1566
02:59:06,912 --> 02:59:10,320
Aaaaaaaaaalwaaaays waaaatching.

1567
02:59:12,816 --> 02:59:15,120
Oh, that's creepy when you do that!

1568
02:59:15,120 --> 02:59:17,120
[laughs in Giza]

1569
02:59:19,824 --> 02:59:21,216
Oh my gawd!

1570
02:59:21,210 --> 02:59:24,720
You need to turn this into AC's night act next year!

1571
02:59:25,344 --> 02:59:26,928
You just walk up and do that,

1572
02:59:26,928 --> 02:59:28,920
you have the audience!

1573
02:59:31,376 --> 02:59:34,032
This is the sh*t I get into at AC, 

1574
02:59:34,030 --> 02:59:36,640
we got people baring arms, 

1575
02:59:36,640 --> 02:59:39,536
exercising their 1st and 2nd amendment

1576
02:59:40,176 --> 02:59:42,576
every other amendment that says they have the right

1577
02:59:42,576 --> 02:59:44,570
to bare arms. And for some

1578
02:59:44,570 --> 02:59:46,928
reason, Paul's arms are currently

1579
02:59:46,928 --> 02:59:48,920
in prayer, they're clearly sending thoughts

1580
02:59:48,920 --> 02:59:50,920
and prayers to all the others souls

1581
02:59:50,920 --> 02:59:52,920
that have been scorched and

1582
02:59:52,920 --> 02:59:54,920
tortured by the pure....

1583
02:59:54,920 --> 02:59:56,920
...sight of Paul's arms, and now

1584
02:59:56,920 --> 02:59:58,920
they're adding another set of arms to

1585
02:59:58,920 --> 03:00:00,920
Paul. Apparently, Paul is now

1586
03:00:00,920 --> 03:00:02,920
molesting Fayroe. 

1587
03:00:03,200 --> 03:00:06,448
Apparently Paul is now becoming Fayroe!

1588
03:00:06,448 --> 03:00:08,440
Apparently there is no more Fayroe.

1589
03:00:09,024 --> 03:00:12,672
I'm doing a very big concern right now.

1590
03:00:12,672 --> 03:00:14,670
Oh god, I wish I had never seen anything

1591
03:00:14,670 --> 03:00:16,670
that's happening. Paul, what are you

1592
03:00:16,670 --> 03:00:18,670
doing? Paul, please!

1593
03:00:18,960 --> 03:00:21,040
No!

1594
03:00:22,480 --> 03:00:25,056
I don't know what to do but I'm very creepy right now!

1595
03:00:25,056 --> 03:00:27,050
It's Movie Monsters!

1596
03:00:27,776 --> 03:00:30,048
Is this what it's like when I'm filming people?

1597
03:00:30,336 --> 03:00:31,664
This is terrible!

1598
03:00:31,664 --> 03:00:33,660
I can't see shit!

1599
03:00:33,792 --> 03:00:36,624
There's a camera there, and a camera here.

1600
03:00:37,040 --> 03:00:38,832
Now you're just being an asshole!

1601
03:00:41,072 --> 03:00:43,200
Am I at least well lit?

1602
03:00:44,368 --> 03:00:46,304
I see the red light there!

1603
03:00:46,304 --> 03:00:48,300
Hi, how are you? Good?

1604
03:00:50,288 --> 03:00:51,680
I don't know what to do with this boy.

1605
03:00:51,680 --> 03:00:53,680
This is why noone films me, I'm not

1606
03:00:53,680 --> 03:00:55,680
interesting in front of a camera.

1607
03:03:03,136 --> 03:03:07,152
I've been looking for him all... con... long!

1608
03:03:17,104 --> 03:03:18,960
 Yeah, finally, all con...

1609
03:03:18,960 --> 03:03:20,960
...all weekend, just like, holy crap!

1610
03:03:21,408 --> 03:03:22,224
Where you been??

1611
03:03:22,384 --> 03:03:23,296
All over the place!

1612
03:03:23,792 --> 03:03:24,960
I told you,

1613
03:03:24,960 --> 03:03:27,264
I'll be in the lobby, and I came down!

1614
03:03:27,920 --> 03:03:29,744
I was in the lobby!

1615
03:03:31,240 --> 03:03:32,576
Then I moved over!

1616
03:03:32,570 --> 03:03:33,152
Mine!

1617
03:03:33,152 --> 03:03:35,150
No, mine!

1618
03:04:52,660 --> 03:04:54,660
[Fire alert] 

1619
03:04:55,440 --> 03:04:58,128
[Fire alert] Alarm has been activated on

1620
03:04:58,120 --> 03:05:00,656
Floors 22, 20,

1621
03:05:01,104 --> 03:05:03,488
[Fire alert] 21, 22, 

1622
03:05:03,480 --> 03:05:06,192
[Fire alert] 23 and 24.

1623
03:05:06,192 --> 03:05:08,190
[Fire alert] are included in this

1624
03:05:08,190 --> 03:05:10,190
[Fire alert] alarm. 

1625
03:05:33,808 --> 03:05:36,528
Westin alarm 2.0! Let's go!

1626
03:05:36,528 --> 03:05:38,520
You're watching MadTV!

1627
03:05:41,824 --> 03:05:43,280
You did it, didn't you?

1628
03:05:43,280 --> 03:05:45,280
No, no no no...