1 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,650 Just as a note: 2 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:43,970 During the parade there will be a 3 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,970 $350 fine for that. 4 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:47,970 [crowd awooos] 5 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:25,200 Don't watch me, watch them, 6 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,400 They're pretty! 7 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 I'm doing both! 8 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,910 Legalize awoo or I'll bite! 9 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:32,910 No awoo! 10 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,220 Awoo! Awoo! 11 00:04:51,570 --> 00:04:54,280 Thank you BBF! Bye! 12 00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:58,170 Hii! - Hello! 13 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,970 Wow, that's heavy, you can have that back! 14 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:54,910 Ladies and Gentlemen, this has been 15 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:57,510 the Anthrocon 2017 fursuit parade, 16 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,510 we do this for the city of Pittsburgh because 17 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:01,510 you guys have been so great to us! 18 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:03,510 This is one way of sharing with you 19 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:06,170 We gonna get together in a Meet'n Greet inside 20 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:08,170 the convention center behind those 21 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:10,770 grey doors! Did we find the guy with the key yet? 22 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,420 I'm gonna cry! 23 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,480 We love you guys! 24 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,480 We love coming to Pittsburgh! 25 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,480 Furries love Pittsburgh! 26 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,800 Good! We love having you 27 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,400 so keep coing back! 28 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,400 I'll see you next year! 29 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,600 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! 30 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,400 WAAH! 31 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,110 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 32 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,420 AH!! AAAH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! 33 00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,020 Ring ring! 34 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,600 *brrreeeep* *brrreeeep* 35 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,340 *squeak-squeak!* 36 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,400 *SQUEAK!!* 37 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:04,770 +squea-squeak!* 38 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:10,050 *squeak squeakedy-squeaken squeep squeak squeaky squeak squeeaaak!* 39 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,570 *peep peep pipipeep squeak peep chirp peep!* 40 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,340 Don't look at me! 41 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:09,540 I'm sneaking around, 42 00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:11,540 I'm supposed to be incognito! 43 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,280 That's so bright! 44 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,280 Unlike me... who's an idiot! 45 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,020 This is a stress-duck. 46 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,620 People cause me too much stress! 47 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:53,510 [audience yells] 48 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,770 [audience yells "Alkali!"] 49 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,680 Ladies and Gentlemen, 50 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,680 opening for us tonight is 51 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:27,110 Lord Pandez! 52 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,370 This is a song I wrote... 53 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,600 *sings* Arrived at the furcon, 54 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,140 but I didn't plan ahead 55 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:56,850 never booked a hotel room 56 00:24:56,850 --> 00:25:00,480 so I've got no bed! 57 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,140 I'm looking for crash space 58 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:07,680 I'll even take the floor, 59 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,420 I'm hoping to pay cash but 60 00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:14,740 they'll probably ask for backdoor! 61 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,800 Finally find this guy from 62 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,850 a furmeet from last year, 63 00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:27,770 he's still one year underage so 64 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:30,250 he'll take payment in beer! 65 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:38,680 I've finally got a fursuit, 66 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,800 gonna have so much fun! 67 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,570 It's an exact Chinese copy 68 00:25:44,570 --> 00:25:47,020 of my favourite one. 69 00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:51,450 As I step into the conspace 70 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:54,600 everyone stares in woe, 71 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,050 oh come on, he's been dead since 72 00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:59,620 at least six months ago! 73 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,510 As I'm walking through the lobbys, 74 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:11,370 some people approach me! 75 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:14,250 It's the hotel staff along with 76 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,540 the convention security! 77 00:26:17,850 --> 00:26:20,250 We know about the booze that 78 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,940 you bought for that young guy, 79 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,800 You have broken the rules so 80 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,220 it is time to say bye! 81 00:26:33,570 --> 00:26:37,140 As I'm packing up all my stuff 82 00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:40,280 I'm feeling so sad, 83 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,140 Who'd have thought booze for minors 84 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:46,080 could be so bad! 85 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:50,420 I get into my car, 86 00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:54,340 and a smile comes to me.... 87 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:57,310 I cam do this all again in August 88 00:26:57,310 --> 00:27:00,620 at IFC! 89 00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:10,220 Kage happened to walk into the back of the room 90 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,220 where we're performing.... 91 00:27:12,450 --> 00:27:14,510 "Yes, hello fellow attendees, 92 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,510 what's going... oh, they're performing!" 93 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,680 And I could see his face drop 94 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,000 little by little with each line of the song! 95 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:28,250 and finally, with the line: 96 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,800 "He died six months ago" 97 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,800 his glass just went *whoosh* 98 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,970 I swear he's a great soccer player though 99 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:37,970 because his foot just went.... 100 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:42,850 ...and we walked out! 101 00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:44,620 My mate, Xander the Blue... 102 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,620 we've been living together now for 103 00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:49,650 I don't know, six centuries.... 104 00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:51,080 I don't even understand how that works. 105 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,080 And we're gay so we've been 106 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,080 together for 6 or 7 years 107 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,310 so in gay terms that's like 8 lifetimes with the same person. 108 00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:01,620 When Xander first moved in, 109 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:04,480 we respected each other so much. 110 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,370 "Oh, we're living with another person now 111 00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:10,080 we have to make sure everything is perfect!" 112 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,340 The bed should be made every morning, 113 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:14,820 we should all help with the dishes... 114 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:16,820 I shouldn't annoy the shit out of Alkali every 115 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,540 waking moment of my fucking life. 116 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,540 That changed! 117 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,170 But that wasn't him! 118 00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,170 It's his cat. 119 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:27,510 He has a cat! 120 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,250 I'm an animal person, 121 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,080 I love all animals, 122 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,940 I do love cats. 123 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:34,280 I just dont think they belong in my house 124 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,280 shitting on things. 125 00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:37,800 We feed the cat, 126 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800 we give the cat food, every 127 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,800 day I wake up and there is food in the bowl 128 00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:43,600 and then every day, 129 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,140 there's little chameleon-like 130 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,400 because the shit is black and the carpet is black, 131 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,400 and she only shits on the black carpet. 132 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,000 There's food, and there's shit. 133 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 She's a very interesting animal. 134 00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,620 She doesn't sound like a normal cat. 135 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,480 She has a very particular sound, 136 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,820 what does a cat sound like? 137 00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:58,850 [audience meows] what does a cat sound like? 138 00:28:58,850 --> 00:29:00,200 [audience meows] 139 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,200 Wanna hear what she sounds like? 140 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,280 NAAAAHT! 141 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:07,050 That's her face, too: 142 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,680 NAAAHHHHHT!! 143 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,770 NAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATT! 144 00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:15,540 Haven't shat on your floor today 145 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:17,600 NAAHHHHT FEED ME!! 146 00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,850 I'll piss over here. 147 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,400 This cat... 148 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,400 despises me.... 149 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:29,710 Oh, she does not like me. 150 00:29:29,710 --> 00:29:31,710 It's because I'm tall. 151 00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:33,800 And not Xander. 152 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,800 She only likes Xander. 153 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:38,570 Unless.... 154 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,570 he forgets to feed her before 155 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,770 she goes to work 156 00:29:41,770 --> 00:29:43,770 before HE goes to work.... ooh! 157 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,570 Oh that's a conversation when I get home... 158 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:55,650 If he forgets to feed this animal... 159 00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:57,310 this animal... 160 00:29:57,310 --> 00:29:59,310 will grace me with its presence. 161 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,450 The door to my bedroom no longer works 162 00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,450 because of an incident involving 163 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:07,450 very rough sex. 164 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,770 It wasn't us! 165 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,620 I'd love to know who it was tho! 166 00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:18,650 Stop coming over to my house. 167 00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:25,340 You're so bald your head is blushing! 168 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,450 Yes, this cat 169 00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:36,450 figured out that my door 170 00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:37,970 does not latch. 171 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,480 Who has pets? Raise your hands. 172 00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:41,850 Oh, awesome! 173 00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:43,850 It's wonderful having them at home, 174 00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:45,850 I used to have a dog, a little 175 00:30:45,850 --> 00:30:47,850 red tailed beagle 176 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,970 And if she missed me and the door was open, 177 00:30:50,970 --> 00:30:52,970 she'd poke her little dog nose in the door, pushing 178 00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:54,970 it slightly, and kinda squeezed 179 00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:56,970 in through the door... 180 00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:58,200 and then shitting on my bed 181 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,850 but it's okay, she was adorable! 182 00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:02,850 This cat enters the door 183 00:31:02,850 --> 00:31:05,370 like your mom when she knows what you're doing. 184 00:31:05,370 --> 00:31:07,370 *blamm!* 185 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:09,370 CAT HERE! NAAAHHHHT!!! 186 00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:12,250 I've never met an animal 187 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,250 who could slam the door into 188 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:17,250 the wall! WHY?! 189 00:31:18,450 --> 00:31:19,710 Animals for the most part should be 190 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:21,710 smarter than us at times, they only 191 00:31:21,710 --> 00:31:23,020 need the little opening, she's like: 192 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:25,020 "No, I will enter gracefully!" 193 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:27,020 *poom* BAMM! 194 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,940 Fuck that wall! 195 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:33,770 Then she walks up to the bed! 196 00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:35,770 Cats, light on their feet! 197 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,340 Nope! 198 00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:43,540 Knock this shit over! 199 00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:45,850 Oh, is that his clothes? 200 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:49,050 My clothes now. 201 00:31:49,710 --> 00:31:51,740 Then she jumps up on the bed! 202 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,280 I am 6ft8, do you know what that means? 203 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,820 I do not fit on my fucking bed! 204 00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,400 My feet hang off! 205 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,000 Se can see'em! 206 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 They're off the side! 207 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,480 Every morning, 208 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,480 She walks up to the side of the 209 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,480 bed, it only matters which way I'm 210 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,480 facing. I can't sleep on my back, 211 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,480 I can't sleep on my front, I only 212 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,480 sleep on my sides. So whatever way I am 213 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,480 facing, that is where she goes 214 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,480 because she needs to look me in the 215 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,480 face and say: "NAAAAAAHT!" 216 00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:22,880 And this is how I wake up! 217 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,880 "NAAAAAAHHHHTTT!!" 218 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,680 Feed me so I can shit on your carpet! 219 00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:30,540 I love you. 220 00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:32,680 Until you feed me. 221 00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:34,680 Then fuck you. 222 00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:37,110 I was done one morning, 223 00:32:37,110 --> 00:32:39,110 I had it, I'm not gonna put up with 224 00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:41,110 this little pussy, I will now... 225 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,110 No, that's not a joke, I just forgot 226 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:46,110 other words for cat. 227 00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:48,940 Felines, thank you! 228 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:50,940 That's the thing about this feline pussy, 229 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,140 That time I just wanted to say pussy. 230 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,020 I'm never coming back to the stage. 231 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:03,080 Oh, Kage texted me. 232 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,420 Uh oh.... 233 00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:07,970 "You'll never be on this stage again." 234 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,800 So as I lay on my back, 235 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,420 eyes closed, in a battle of will 236 00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:17,420 against the cat, 237 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,770 Cats win! 238 00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:20,770 Yeah, I know! 239 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,400 That's where this is going, 240 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400 don't get ahead of me. 241 00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:26,420 As I'm laying there, 242 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:28,420 she did something she never does. 243 00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:31,480 She put her paws right here. 244 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,450 I know, like aaawwwww 245 00:33:34,450 --> 00:33:35,910 Wait a minute, I'm soft and fluffy, 246 00:33:35,910 --> 00:33:37,910 I may be her bed now. 247 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:41,910 Then she put her backpaws here. 248 00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:43,910 And crawled up here. 249 00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:46,340 Alright! 250 00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:48,680 Two can play this game! 251 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,650 I'm gonna snore! 252 00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:07,540 That cat shoved its paws 253 00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:09,540 into my throat! 254 00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:12,170 And she is not clipped. 255 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,400 That was the best sore throat 256 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,400 story I ever told at work and they all 257 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,020 assume it has something to do with 258 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,020 me being gay. 259 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:25,000 When I told them it had something to do with pussy 260 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 they refused to believe me. 261 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,250 I fed the cat that morning. 262 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,850 Noone believes me but to this day 263 00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,340 I still say the last thing that she did 264 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:40,340 before I laid down to go back to bed 265 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,480 was look at the food, 266 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,480 Now this part is 100% true. 267 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:47,020 Looked down at her food, 268 00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:49,020 looked at me... 269 00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:52,940 and went into her own bed without touching that shit. 270 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,540 That fucking cat. 271 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:02,110 That fucking cat! 272 00:35:03,540 --> 00:35:05,510 Escalation. 273 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:13,740 Whoooooooo! 274 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:17,020 The party was awesooooome! 275 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:23,310 Oh holy shit. 276 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:36,000 Hello! 277 00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:37,540 Nice meeting you! 278 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,940 Hello! 279 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:47,740 Welcome to Anthrocon 2017! 280 00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:49,740 I'm your handy narrator Pandez! 281 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:50,600 I look like a mess 282 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,600 because I've been in suit for 4 hours! 283 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:54,420 Hi! 284 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:04,340 I didn't.... 285 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:06,340 I... [exhausted mumbling] 286 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,170 How old am I? 287 00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:09,680 I was walking up the steps 288 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,740 the last steps... 289 00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:12,740 [exhausted mumbling] 290 00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:14,740 ... the steps... 291 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:17,940 ...looking for five... 292 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,570 ...going to 5D 293 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,450 5... I got 5 D's... 294 00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:23,450 my pants fit me like a glove! 295 00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:28,570 *sings* Take these Pepsi wings! 296 00:39:28,570 --> 00:39:30,570 And learn to fly again! 297 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,650 SPLAT! 298 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,220 Taaaaaake these Pepsi Wiiiiiiiings! 299 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,740 Can I have some of that weed? 300 00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:46,570 It's an air-guitar! 301 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,570 Literally made out of air! 302 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,420 Whoo, that's good! 303 00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,420 [Don't Worry, Be Happy plays] 304 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,820 Be Happy! 305 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:04,000 Whooo, ho ho hoohooo.... 306 00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:13,200 Wah wahhhoooo! 307 00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:15,200 You are awooing! 308 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,970 I'm awooing? There's no fine here! 309 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,130 That's over there! 310 00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:20,130 That's the thing, they don't enforce it! 311 00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:52,480 I am not a crook! 312 00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,650 Watergate was not my fault! 313 00:43:54,650 --> 00:43:56,000 I am not a crook! 314 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 I was tied up by that cameraman! 315 00:43:58,650 --> 00:44:00,400 I am not a crook! 316 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,950 Get out! 317 00:44:06,950 --> 00:44:07,320 No! 318 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,950 You don't take care! 319 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:10,950 I will tweet about that! 320 00:44:11,220 --> 00:44:12,900 Sad! 321 00:46:21,350 --> 00:46:23,220 How do? Greetings. 322 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:24,820 Welcome to Sunday. 323 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:26,820 We've achieved Sunday. 324 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:28,820 We've had coffee, we're alive. 325 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,570 Alive is good. 326 00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,320 Of course you'd find me here. 327 00:46:37,570 --> 00:46:39,900 I told ya I was over there, now I'm over here. 328 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,220 Why? 329 00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:44,520 Good to see you. 330 00:50:04,850 --> 00:50:05,950 Remove the wrapper first, 331 00:50:05,950 --> 00:50:07,950 you can't digest that! 332 00:50:08,070 --> 00:50:10,970 Remove the wrapper first, you can't digest that! 333 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:41,950 Film him! 334 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,420 He's innocent! 335 00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:46,420 I'm an innocent wuff! 336 00:50:49,050 --> 00:50:51,450 I'm an innocent wuff. 337 00:50:55,050 --> 00:50:57,120 Totally free! 338 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,120 That's the highlight of my day! 339 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,200 Free candy for the win! 340 00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:06,520 Are you filming? 341 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,520 Yes, I'm filming! 342 00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,200 Switch it back on! 343 00:56:49,570 --> 00:56:51,820 Yeah, the blinding light of doom! 344 00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,450 I have to find somewhere to put this! 345 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,100 Need to find somewhere to put this on BBF. 346 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,650 I have to kinda fondle him. 347 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,370 Like this, see? 348 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,970 After around 10 minutes 349 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:10,970 there we go! 350 00:57:12,050 --> 00:57:14,150 Look, I've trapped fursuiters! 351 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:17,000 Underneath that paws 352 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 there's a Polaroid! 353 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:22,000 The power of the camera! 354 00:57:26,450 --> 00:57:29,320 I love doing this, like going "hahaha!"