1
00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:46,300
Hiiii!
2
00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:48,220
I know you!
3
00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:01,950
Aaaah!
4
00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:10,820
Here we are at Anthrocon again!
5
00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,500
Having a good time!
6
00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,270
Hi Vex!
7
00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:17,270
That's a matter of oppinion!
8
00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:21,320
Rahr!
9
00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,850
Just got here!
10
00:03:28,850 --> 00:03:30,600
The con hasn't even started.
11
00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,800
It's Wednesday night,
12
00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,400
people are coming in, it's getting busy,
13
00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,920
and... what can I say?
14
00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,920
We'll have a great time
15
00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,620
here at Anthrocon 2016!
16
00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,600
He's on the clock now!
17
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,600
You're here for us!
18
00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,220
There's a camera in my face,
19
00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:56,670
a very impudent looking camera,
20
00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:01,050
You know what we're doing with impudent looking cameras?
21
00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:03,050
We take them,
22
00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:06,400
We show them exactly...
23
00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,400
watch that!
24
00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,720
Raaahhrrr rarr!
25
00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:19,720
Rrrrrraahrrrr....
26
00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:22,150
What's wrong with that?
27
00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:00,070
Fuck off!
28
00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,720
Finally someone gave me a beer!
29
00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,720
Oh my god, I love Tillikum!
30
00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,720
He's like my
31
00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,320
most boyfriendest non-boyfriend ever!
32
00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:24,950
You know it was Tillikum who
33
00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:26,950
started the
34
00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:28,950
Jellybean thing a few years
35
00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,950
back?
36
00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,720
I don't like Tillikum!
37
00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,420
What are you staring at?
38
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,400
You!
39
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,400
It's the blue!
40
00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,450
Stay fabulous!
41
00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,450
Faaabulous!
42
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,620
Waaaahhhhh!
43
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,770
Camera!
44
00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:20,770
Rrrraahrrr!
45
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:42,270
Anthrocon 2016!
46
00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:44,270
My tenth Anthrocon!
47
00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,320
And the twentieth Anthrocon!
48
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,320
What number Anthrocon is this for you?
49
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,600
Ahhm, probably the...
50
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,600
Oh, sorry!
51
00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,970
I think this is probably my tenth.
52
00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:55,670
Wow!
53
00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:57,150
I've been here a long time.
54
00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,670
Oh my gosh!
55
00:10:58,670 --> 00:11:00,670
Yuck! So yeah, I've been here for a million
56
00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:02,670
years.
57
00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:04,820
We've all been here for a million years.
58
00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,520
Zootopia just came out,
59
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,270
they do all the thing that we've been doing
60
00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,270
for a million years, I don't know why Anthrocon does not
61
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,270
collect royalties from Zootopia.
62
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,050
Because we've already been here
63
00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,050
doing the same thing in Pittsburgh for
64
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,050
a million years. Literally.
65
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,500
Something I've got to say to every camera I see:
66
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,020
Every single camera:
67
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,500
Hi camera, I see!
68
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,270
Do you see this camera?
69
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,620
I see the...
70
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,500
seas....
71
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,500
We see...
72
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,850
I'm right in the middle of all this fluff!
73
00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,850
This is so cool!
74
00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:39,620
I loo... aaawww!
75
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,370
If you will notice...
76
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,220
direct your attention to my glasses.
77
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,570
These glasses?
78
00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,570
These are not my glasses.
79
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,700
Did you notice that?
80
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,700
This is not my suit!
81
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,370
Did you notice that?
82
00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:54,050
Do you know where my suit is?
83
00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,070
My suit is...
84
00:11:57,070 --> 00:12:00,620
right now in Zürich, Switzerland
85
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,900
Thank you, United fucking Airlines!
86
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,370
Just wanted to say that.
87
00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:07,370
Swiss bank account, this guy's a baller!
88
00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:10,320
My suit just wanted to take a vacation
89
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,320
on the fucking Alps somewhere.
90
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,320
And now it's chilling out there along with
91
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,020
my script and my glasses, going
92
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,570
"Yeah, let's see how you get along without us!"
93
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,570
Well, I'm trying!
94
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,470
Oh man....
95
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,470
It's happened!
96
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,420
Whoohoho!
97
00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:38,420
Oh gawd!
98
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,500
I'm taking a survey right now!
99
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,370
[mumbles]
100
00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:51,320
This one doesn't work well for directing traffic.
101
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,170
Like, if I set this leg out, nothing happens.
102
00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,200
When I stick Paul out,
103
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,200
I get a ride so fast!
104
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,570
Wait, that doesn't sound right!
105
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:02,950
There's BBF,
106
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,970
He ignored me when I walked by,
107
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,620
I said "Hey BBF" and he didn't recognize me.
108
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,620
Because if the hat, right?
109
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,620
It's totally the hat.
110
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,870
Have I broken it yet?
111
00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:58,920
Whaddup BBF,
112
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,920
how's it going?
113
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,920
Whaddup buddy!
114
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,270
What's going on, how you doin?
115
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:08,570
Very good, how about you?
116
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,570
I love schnauzenbopping your camera!
117
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,450
Boop! Aaah!
118
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,450
Best camera ever!
119
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,520
Raaaaahhhr!
120
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,020
My nooooooose!
121
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,000
I have a duck!
122
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,920
Quack!
123
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,920
Swallow it!
124
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,270
Zarkey!
125
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,270
I like your....
126
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,750
doughtnut!
127
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:49,200
I like you!
128
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,200
Stop touching my doughnut!
129
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,200
Don't stick your finger in his doughnut.
130
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,200
Yeah, you don't know where it's been.
131
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,270
Hello!
132
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,470
Camera watching camera!
133
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:51,270
At Anthrocon, people are running around
134
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:53,270
dressed as animals!
135
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,270
There are wolces, cats, mice,
136
00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:57,270
elephants, all the animals
137
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,270
that usually are in zoos only.
138
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:02,320
We'll show you what this looks like after the break!
139
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:32,580
Hey, who has the Yuengling?
140
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:34,580
Can I buy one? I really want a Yuengling.
141
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,100
If there are any left...
142
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:59,100
I brought my own band
143
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,820
for dinner.
144
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,820
Other people bring bluetooth speakers!
145
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,500
Exactly. This is so much better!
146
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,300
Here we are in
147
00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:48,920
Pittsburgh. Now...
148
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,920
Right now,
149
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:53,870
Smelling furries.
150
00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:55,120
I'm smelling them already.
151
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,120
I'm sure this down does not
152
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,120
smell like this normally. I'd like
153
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,120
to go around and interview
154
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,970
some native Pittsburghians
155
00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:05,970
to find out what this town smells like
156
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:08,670
when thre's not furries, because
157
00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:10,670
I'm very curious, right now
158
00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:13,970
aah, I can smell the stink.
159
00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:15,970
I can smell the furries.
160
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:18,050
But you know what?
161
00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:20,050
That stink is home for me.
162
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,600
I lived in it forever and I
163
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,620
it just feels cozy.
164
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,350
There you go, come on, you know you want
165
00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,350
to do it. Come on. What?
166
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:36,350
What's the problem?
167
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:38,350
You afraid of me or something?
168
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,350
Come on! Do it!
169
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:42,350
Just do it already!
170
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,300
You don't have the guts!
171
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,300
You don't have the guts to do it!
172
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,350
That's what I thought!
173
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:54,200
I'm warning you!
174
00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:55,420
Oh!
175
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:56,200
Coopertom!
176
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,170
Can I have a hug?
177
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,170
Yes!
178
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:04,520
He is horrible,
179
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,520
I tried to send him loads of messages
180
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,520
but he doesn't answer me.
181
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,520
Maybe his
182
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,520
tweets are
183
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,520
too high pitched
184
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,520
for me to hear because
185
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,520
you're a bat!
186
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,520
I don't hear them, they're like radar!
187
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,520
They bounce off of my head
188
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,520
and you know where I am but
189
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,950
What are you doing? What?
190
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,950
Look at all this stuff going on over here!
191
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,250
No. None of this!
192
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,250
Cause you don't have the guts!
193
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:17,920
Yeah, that's right!
194
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,600
Now I have sweat in my eyes!
195
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Ahah, dieing!
196
00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:44,600
What do you want from me?
197
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,500
What!
198
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,720
You're wasting....
199
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,170
you're recording, are you?
200
00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:52,170
Or are you just like "Aaahh... just wanna
201
00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:54,170
tire him out!
202
00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,520
So I can boop him in the nose later!"
203
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,520
That's your scheme!
204
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,320
Poor BBF, he's got to cut that out!
205
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,320
Come on!
206
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,820
That's not very polite, that's too American for you guys!
207
00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:53,820
I'm not American, I'm Russian!
208
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,050
Russian?
209
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:57,050
Where are you rushing off to?
210
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,150
Oh my god, that's a bright light!
211
00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:13,120
Hi!
212
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:48,100
Nobody will pick me up!
213
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:44,620
I haven't been your only one, maybe the sweetest one, if not the dearest one
214
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:54,020
the kind of place you might want to spend a couple of decades
215
00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:57,670
I hear you've been coming round here some 20 years
216
00:31:57,670 --> 00:32:00,870
trying to get wrapped up in my black and gold
217
00:32:00,870 --> 00:32:05,050
No, you've never cared if people stopped and stared
218
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,050
cause I'll be there
219
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,750
when you've got nowhere
220
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:12,020
You got a bridge to my heart
221
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,750
for now and always
222
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,550
I'll be your city!
223
00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:34,370
Why don't we take a walk on down to the strip?
224
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:38,770
stick some french fries and a fried egg on a sandwich.
225
00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:42,520
Not too far, we're just a few blocks away
226
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,820
from the DLCC
227
00:32:47,150 --> 00:32:49,100
Me and my three sisters
228
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,100
we're just making sure
229
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:54,300
that you can find me
230
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,220
Late at night you can treat me right
231
00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:59,220
and we're still in sight
232
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:01,220
of the corner light
233
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:04,720
as we run along Liberty Ave,
234
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,720
Ooooohhhhh!
235
00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:15,770
I'll be your city!
236
00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:59,220
And when four days have come and gone
237
00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:03,570
you're here, it happened, it's done.
238
00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:08,250
You better remember we'll be right here,
239
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:13,200
so don't you go looking for another one
240
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,000
'Cause I'm your city!
241
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,050
The fireworks
242
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:34,050
gonna run all night
243
00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:36,050
here at Anthrocon
244
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:38,050
I can hold you tight
245
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,000
Anthrocon, thank you!
246
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:18,720
I've been wanting to wear this for months.
247
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,670
I took some notes here.
248
00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,470
First off:
249
00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:30,470
Welcome to Anthrocon 2016,
250
00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:32,470
the 20th Anthrocon
251
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,520
Back here for our eleventh year
252
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,520
at the magnificent city of Pittsburgh
253
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,520
which has embraced us like
254
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,520
no other,
255
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,920
yeah, let's hear it for the city!
256
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,020
We're not gonna keep you too long,
257
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,020
we know you guys want to
258
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:59,020
get that out of the way, but we want to make sure
259
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:01,320
we get some thanks to some folks
260
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,320
that are very important to us Primarily
261
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,320
I want to thank the Dorsai Irregulars,
262
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,320
that security group that keps us all safe,
263
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,320
the folks in the red vests
264
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,320
when you see them, they're here to make sure
265
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,320
nothing bad happens to you.
266
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:21,900
Hey guys, I'm really comfortable signing on stage
267
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,620
not so much speaking,
268
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:26,300
ASL is my first language after all.
269
00:36:27,170 --> 00:36:30,470
That was crazy, I didn't expect that to ever happen.
270
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:32,100
I'm so glad to be here.
271
00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:35,220
Tomorrow it's actually gonna be six months
272
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:38,270
they call it my six months stab anniversary
273
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:41,720
It was crazy, I can't thank
274
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,970
all of you enough for your generosity
275
00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:45,970
It doesn't surprise me at all now that I've been
276
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:47,970
here for a couple years I know that's
277
00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:49,300
the kind of people you all are
278
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:50,850
I'm just so appreciative
279
00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:52,850
everything you all did for me.
280
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,950
This is my favourite event of the year
281
00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:57,950
and Lauren would agree, we talk about this
282
00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:59,950
all year, we get excited to come here,
283
00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,950
we love it so much!
284
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,800
When I was in the hospital I couldn't eat for a while.
285
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,170
And they told me I wasn't allowed to
286
00:37:12,170 --> 00:37:14,770
light weights for 6 - 12 months
287
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:18,370
I went back faster than that to the gym
288
00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,370
it was funny, I was like a teenager again,
289
00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:24,750
When I started lifting when I was young,
290
00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:29,000
I wanted to impress girls, that was the reason,
291
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,950
and now I told Lauren 2 months ago,
292
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:36,000
I go to the gym lifting 'cause I want to impress furries!
293
00:37:40,670 --> 00:37:44,000
Before we introduce ourselves,
294
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,220
we'd like to introduce some folk who have been
295
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:48,220
very kind to join us this year
296
00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:50,220
You all know that every year we invite
297
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,220
luminaty guests to grace us with
298
00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,220
their presence, and we have three
299
00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,720
this year, I will
300
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,720
bring them up one by one,
301
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,720
and you can say "Uuuuhh"
302
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,300
and "Aaah" and stuff like that
303
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:04,300
because they really kick butt all day.
304
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:06,950
First of all, Mr. Trevor Devall, you've
305
00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:08,950
probably heard his voice many places of the animated
306
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:10,950
version of Guardians of the Galaxy:
307
00:38:10,950 --> 00:38:12,950
Rocket Raccoon!
308
00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:14,950
As soon as we saw that I was like "Oh my god!"
309
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,370
Hello Anthrocon!
310
00:38:20,370 --> 00:38:22,370
Good to be here, it's my first time,
311
00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:24,650
I'm very excited to be here
312
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:26,370
very excited to see all of you
313
00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:28,370
and have all of you come see me
314
00:38:28,370 --> 00:38:30,370
and my various pals this weekend so
315
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,370
[voice of Rocket Raccoon] Don't be shy, come on down
316
00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:34,370
and say Hi to the guy who does Rocket!
317
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,120
Many of you have seen the Daisy Cats,
318
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,120
one of the most magnificent
319
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,120
furry
320
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,120
graphic novels
321
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,120
out there, it takes place in the
322
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,550
20's during the era of prohibition
323
00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:52,550
...boooohhh!
324
00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:54,550
Here's Tracy Butler!
325
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,270
Hi guys,
326
00:38:57,270 --> 00:38:58,350
it's a real honor to be here,
327
00:38:58,350 --> 00:39:00,350
thank you for the invitation
328
00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:01,700
and to everyone who threw my name out there
329
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,700
as a potential guest here.
330
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,750
It's a tremendous honor to be here
331
00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:08,920
I'm gonna draw for you if you come
332
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,920
see me in the dealers den
333
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,250
I'm going to let somebody
334
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,250
else introduce him because I'd probably
335
00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:22,250
butcher his name and I do not
336
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:24,250
want to embarass myself.
337
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:27,450
That would be Mr. Joaquin Baldwin,
338
00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,450
Disney animator!
339
00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:33,220
Hey guys!
340
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:34,620
I'm super excited to be here
341
00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,620
thank you so much for inviting me
342
00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:37,870
this is frigging crazy.
343
00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:40,670
By the way, did you hear about the announcement yesterday?
344
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,320
Wreck-It Ralf 2!
345
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,320
Coming up very soon!
346
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:46,350
Thank you very much!
347
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,650
Have a seat over there!
348
00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,150
I was a little embarassed
349
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:55,470
last night as Joaquin
350
00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:57,470
ahm, I asked to buy him a drink
351
00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:58,620
and he said "I don't drink"
352
00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:00,620
I said "That's okay, I'll drink it for you."
353
00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:04,070
I'm Tom Brewer,
354
00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:06,070
also known as Nicona Shadowwolf
355
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,070
I'm the newly appointed acting director
356
00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:10,070
of registration.
357
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:12,770
"Appointed".
358
00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:14,770
Yeah, "appointed".
359
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,470
I would like to appologize
360
00:40:17,470 --> 00:40:19,470
for the delays we had
361
00:40:19,470 --> 00:40:21,470
at registration yesterday,
362
00:40:21,470 --> 00:40:23,470
we had problems with the badge printers
363
00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:26,520
and we're working to correct that.
364
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:31,520
I'd like to thank you all for your patience.
365
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,870
As for numbers so far:
366
00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:37,800
We've had over 4400
367
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,800
attendees preregister
368
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
and as of this point, we have
369
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,650
over 5800 registered attendees.
370
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,400
I want to remind that our theme is
371
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400
"The Roaring Twenties", get it,
372
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,400
because it's our 20th Anthrocon
373
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400
so we have chosen that theme
374
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,400
and as some of us have gotten
375
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,400
into it, it was a time of
376
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,400
frivolity and just
377
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,400
letting ones self go, and I fully
378
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,400
intent to do so in spirit of the time
379
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,800
so if you would hand me back my, uhm...
380
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800
There's a bottle!
381
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,620
Nono, the real one, the actual one!
382
00:41:16,820 --> 00:41:18,970
What? That's a real bottle!
383
00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:20,370
It's not a hologram.
384
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,170
Our A/V guys are good, but they're not THAT good.
385
00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:25,170
Okay, what is this all about?
386
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,620
It's the Twenties. It's prohibition.
387
00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:34,170
And during the Twenties,
388
00:41:34,170 --> 00:41:36,170
Pittsburgh was a dry city.
389
00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,070
No problem!
390
00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:42,670
The major decision makers are up here on stage.
391
00:41:42,670 --> 00:41:44,670
All in favor of repealing prohibition:
392
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,550
Now how about you guys?
393
00:41:57,650 --> 00:41:59,970
I have to talk to Mr. Thompson down there.
394
00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:05,420
Fish fart in this stuff!
395
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,970
Anything else these good folk need to know?
396
00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:14,970
At that point:
397
00:42:14,970 --> 00:42:16,420
You guys have a lot of fun to have,
398
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:17,970
we don't want to keep you from it,
399
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,970
we declare the 20th Anthrocon
400
00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:21,970
open!
401
00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:23,970
Go and have fun!
402
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,320
I just had my coffee,
403
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,570
just got back from Di Luca's for big breakfast
404
00:42:35,570 --> 00:42:37,570
it's fursuiting time!
405
00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,070
You know what time it is for me?
406
00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:41,470
What time is it for you?
407
00:42:41,470 --> 00:42:42,200
Tonic time!
408
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,420
Tonic time!
409
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:44,850
I guess they do breakfast at Tonic!
410
00:42:44,850 --> 00:42:46,850
Let me guess: It's Beer:30!
411
00:42:46,850 --> 00:42:48,850
Yes!
412
00:43:38,370 --> 00:43:40,550
How to torture your roommates at a convention:
413
00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:42,550
Buy a Fat Boys record!
414
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,350
This is my dealers' room, so fuck it!
415
00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:49,900
I really hate being on camera. Especially this one.
416
00:43:58,150 --> 00:43:59,450
Welcome to Anthrocon!
417
00:43:59,450 --> 00:44:01,450
Let me show you around!
418
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,500
This is the Courtyard!
419
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,700
The Marriott Courtyard!
420
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,700
Why it's called the Marriott Courtyard?
421
00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:11,620
It's really simple!
422
00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,620
Why are people so confused about this!
423
00:44:24,670 --> 00:44:26,900
I'm always nice to the hotel staff!
424
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,400
They take care of us!
425
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,400
And they didn't even complain when they found out
426
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,950
that I'm a werewolf!
427
00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:34,950
I mean, they didn't complain more than once.
428
00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:40,900
Come on.
429
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:42,900
I'll show you around.
430
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:40,820
This person is not lame.
431
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:42,820
Be nice to this person.
432
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,470
Cameras are for eating. Like this:
433
00:48:31,470 --> 00:48:33,470
AahhharrrNahmNahmNahmNahm!!
434
00:49:52,150 --> 00:49:54,000
This is my bat now!
435
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
I claim this bat!
436
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,200
A bit....
437
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,470
Uhm...
438
00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:30,470
shenanigans?
439
00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:33,420
So much fur!
440
00:50:33,570 --> 00:50:34,820
[choking noises]
441
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,250
Suffocating in it!
442
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,250
This is awful!
443
00:50:41,350 --> 00:50:43,020
Oh god, that's a lot.
444
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,470
I do get all the kisses
445
00:50:45,470 --> 00:50:47,470
because I'm best dog!
446
00:56:33,070 --> 00:56:36,150
Look at that. A werewolf on the escalator.
447
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,150
What?
448
00:56:38,150 --> 00:56:40,150
I take a load off sometimes...
449
00:56:40,150 --> 00:56:42,150
anything wrong with that?
450
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,670
It's like I jumped in a pool
451
00:56:51,670 --> 00:56:53,670
at a wet shirt contest, and I'm
452
00:56:53,670 --> 00:56:55,670
not gonna win any of those because
453
00:56:55,670 --> 00:56:57,670
I'm not properly .... equipped.
454
00:56:58,420 --> 00:56:59,870
Awww!
455
00:57:04,820 --> 00:57:07,250
Are you in this elevator too?
456
00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,250
No?
457
00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:11,250
Nooooo???? Boop!
458
00:57:12,270 --> 00:57:14,520
Oh no, that's like a super closeup of
459
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,520
the zits I have on my nose!
460
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,900
Hope you've been having a good time!
461
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,950
Oh my goodness!
462
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,000
That's my name!
463
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,320
Oh god!
464
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,320
Wow! We're a little tipsy!
465
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,750
I am being a proper fox!
466
00:57:48,750 --> 00:57:50,750
Every proper fox
467
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,750
on Friday night should
468
00:57:52,750 --> 00:57:54,750
be wasted at Anthrocon.
469
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,850
As myself is.
470
00:57:56,850 --> 00:57:59,650
If that's proper grammaticals.
471
00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:01,650
Which I think it is.
472
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,520
So yeah.
473
00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:05,600
You're going to Tonic.
474
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,150
BBF is going to Tonic right now
475
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,520
to get wasted like I already am.
476
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,400
Good thing.
477
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,400
Good job!
478
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,400
You guys being safe tonight?
479
00:58:52,850 --> 00:58:54,800
Oh my god! Oh my god!
480
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,450
You are gorgeous!
481
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,450
GORGEOUS! GORGEOUS! GORGEOUS!
482
00:58:58,450 --> 00:59:01,070
I'mma take your picture so hard right now!
483
00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:02,220
OH MY GOD!!
484
00:59:02,220 --> 00:59:04,220
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
485
01:01:09,050 --> 01:01:12,650
[AWWOOOOOO]
486
01:01:19,970 --> 01:01:21,550
Hellooo!
487
01:01:22,650 --> 01:01:23,770
[Car horn honks]
488
01:01:23,770 --> 01:01:25,770
Whassup?
489
01:01:28,850 --> 01:01:30,020
Helloooo!
490
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:32,800
Hi, mum! You don't know that I'm here
491
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,800
but I don't care! It's a secret!
492
01:01:35,020 --> 01:01:36,720
Love you mum!
493
01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:39,900
O.D.G.!
494
01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:40,870
Whoop!
495
01:01:41,950 --> 01:01:44,200
No record, I ain't got nothing to say!
496
01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:47,350
We've got nothing to say, it's Snoop Dog!
497
01:01:51,350 --> 01:01:53,520
Oooh, excuse me!
498
01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:00,150
You got me chillin'
499
01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:01,820
at AC!
500
01:02:01,820 --> 01:02:03,350
My first year!
501
01:02:03,350 --> 01:02:06,470
A little bit overintoxicated!
502
01:02:06,470 --> 01:02:08,470
A little bit too much
503
01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:09,520
but you know what?
504
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,520
I'm already here so I'm gonna go ahead
505
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,520
and roll with it.
506
01:02:22,820 --> 01:02:23,850
O.D.G.!
507
01:02:24,770 --> 01:02:27,300
I'm just chilling for my Anthrocon
508
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:29,300
Just trying smoking, drink some
509
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:31,300
wishing a **** would come and
510
01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:33,300
***** but I'm just....
511
01:02:34,770 --> 01:02:36,100
Whoop!
512
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:37,970
O.D.G.!
513
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,270
They call me Snoop but I ain't
514
01:02:40,270 --> 01:02:41,650
with no group
515
01:02:41,650 --> 01:02:43,520
but I came in a coup
516
01:02:48,470 --> 01:02:49,450
Whoop!
517
01:02:49,670 --> 01:02:50,720
It's Snoop!
518
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,450
AC 2016
519
01:03:26,450 --> 01:03:29,000
If you've not here, you're nowhere.
520
01:03:29,670 --> 01:03:31,520
Best believe
521
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,000
Snoop in a group,
522
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,700
came in a coup,
523
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:36,020
leaving who knows,
524
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:38,020
what and where. But:
525
01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:40,570
ey, it's always a good time
526
01:03:41,550 --> 01:03:43,650
Best believe, you not
527
01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,650
here, you not nowhere. And that's real.
528
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,720
I'm sayin' to my man Big and Blue,
529
01:03:50,220 --> 01:03:52,020
couple foxes, couple dawgs,
530
01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:53,650
everything!
531
01:03:53,650 --> 01:03:55,650
If you don't know
532
01:03:55,870 --> 01:03:57,300
you'll never know.
533
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,870
If you do,
534
01:03:58,870 --> 01:04:00,420
you know where to find me.
535
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,420
I'm out!
536
01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:44,200
AC! 2016!
537
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,200
Ey! Whoop!
538
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,000
Welcome to Anthrocon
539
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,320
2016!
540
01:05:17,570 --> 01:05:19,220
Might be one after,
541
01:05:19,770 --> 01:05:21,150
might be one before!
542
01:05:21,150 --> 01:05:23,150
I'm a dog!
543
01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:43,970
What? What are you doing?
544
01:10:43,970 --> 01:10:45,970
What are you doing BBF?
545
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,270
What are you doing? What what?
546
01:10:48,270 --> 01:10:49,500
Where are you going?
547
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,570
Did you see all the things?
548
01:10:50,570 --> 01:10:51,420
Look at all the things!
549
01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:53,000
There's some things over here!
550
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,350
Did you see these things? There's a fox right there!
551
01:10:55,350 --> 01:10:56,270
Look at this guy!
552
01:10:56,270 --> 01:10:57,670
OMG It's Zootopia!
553
01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:59,270
OMG there's furries everywhere!
554
01:10:59,270 --> 01:11:01,270
I don't know what to do anymore!
555
01:11:24,650 --> 01:11:26,220
Buy some Arooo!
556
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,720
It's illegal!
557
01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:31,920
It's good Arooo.
558
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,320
Hi! Are you recording right now?
559
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:28,770
Hi!
560
01:15:02,350 --> 01:15:04,400
Big Blue Fox!
561
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,850
Greifer here making my final appearance
562
01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:08,850
here at AC, one more time.
563
01:15:08,850 --> 01:15:10,850
And look what I have here:
564
01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:12,850
The beer that made Milwaukee famous!
565
01:15:12,850 --> 01:15:14,850
I'm hiding this from the cops!
566
01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:16,750
Don't be a jag-off!
567
01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:17,820
No, heh,
568
01:15:17,820 --> 01:15:19,820
the jag-off, I remember that!
569
01:15:19,820 --> 01:15:21,550
What a classic phrase!
570
01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:23,550
This is my 10th AC by the way!
571
01:15:23,750 --> 01:15:25,650
And I enjoy it very much.
572
01:15:25,650 --> 01:15:27,650
Now I'm gonna go enjoy a cigarette.
573
01:16:28,870 --> 01:16:30,950
7 minutes...
574
01:16:30,950 --> 01:16:32,950
... to the photo!
575
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:36,250
The parade will begin
576
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:39,100
immediately after the
577
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:41,100
photo. This is
578
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:43,100
your last chance
579
01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:47,050
to get something to drink.
580
01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:49,050
Please do so
581
01:16:49,050 --> 01:16:51,050
and prepare
582
01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:53,050
to line up.
583
01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:02,870
We're now at two minutes.
584
01:21:41,850 --> 01:21:43,950
You having fun so far? Awesome!
585
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,620
You see, everyone's excited!
586
01:24:43,420 --> 01:24:45,470
What is going on buddy?
587
01:24:45,850 --> 01:24:47,570
Look at this madness!
588
01:27:38,350 --> 01:27:40,250
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen,
589
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:42,250
was the Anthrocon 2016
590
01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:44,170
fursuit parade!
591
01:27:44,170 --> 01:27:46,170
This is something we do because you guys
592
01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:48,170
have been really great to our organisation
593
01:27:50,770 --> 01:27:53,050
Thank you all very much!
594
01:27:57,350 --> 01:27:59,870
I'm having so much fun I came around again!
595
01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:13,720
It's too dark in here!
596
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:15,720
I hardly see you!
597
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:05,500
[Fox Amoore plays dramatic music]
598
01:33:42,850 --> 01:33:44,820
Prohibition they say....
599
01:33:46,470 --> 01:33:48,800
The board of directors wanted to stick to the
600
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:50,800
theme...
601
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:54,720
They do not seem to understand just
602
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:57,450
how difficult this job is.
603
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,650
And how the chairman needs
604
01:33:59,650 --> 01:34:01,650
a little, uhm...
605
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,250
assistance, now and then, shall we say?
606
01:34:04,850 --> 01:34:07,120
This stuff actually has some use after all.
607
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:09,120
Typically I don't like to
608
01:34:09,120 --> 01:34:11,850
drink anything that fish fart in.
609
01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:29,170
It is fascinating.
610
01:34:29,170 --> 01:34:31,170
On top of the things that the British
611
01:34:31,170 --> 01:34:33,170
come up with... notice how I said "The British"
612
01:34:33,170 --> 01:34:36,350
not "English"? The folks who live on the British isles.
613
01:34:36,350 --> 01:34:38,350
I had asked...
614
01:34:38,750 --> 01:34:41,520
Mr. Amoore over here
615
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:43,520
if he would read
616
01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:46,120
a few phrases to you.
617
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:48,800
Noone in the world
618
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:50,800
is more creative
619
01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:53,420
when he wants to put you down
620
01:34:53,420 --> 01:34:55,420
than a Scot.
621
01:34:57,900 --> 01:34:59,520
Recently, an American
622
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:01,520
politician, whose name
623
01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:04,020
we'll not mention,
624
01:35:13,570 --> 01:35:15,070
He went up ot Scotland and he made
625
01:35:15,070 --> 01:35:17,070
a statement, just in the past few days:
626
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:31,100
"The Vote". "They took their country back."
627
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:33,850
Scotland didn't want to leave.
628
01:35:34,470 --> 01:35:37,200
So, Twitter apparently exploded
629
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,200
with replies,
630
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:42,650
Anybody under 18 in the audience, I'm gonna have to
631
01:35:42,650 --> 01:35:45,520
ask you to kindly leave
632
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:48,970
or put your fingers in your ears
633
01:35:48,970 --> 01:35:51,200
Parents, if you're here with your children,
634
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:54,420
or you're a person of sensitive constitution,
635
01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,000
you have been forewarned:
636
01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:59,900
A Scot is about to get angry.
637
01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:10,920
Okay...
638
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:11,820
Ahm...
639
01:36:11,870 --> 01:36:14,750
I appoligize in advance, Mom and Dad, if you're watching this,
640
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:19,350
Okay, so some of the responses
641
01:36:19,350 --> 01:36:21,650
to Donald Trump on Twitter
642
01:36:21,650 --> 01:36:23,650
The unnamed politician...
643
01:36:25,170 --> 01:36:27,450
Oh, come on, we know who it was.
644
01:36:29,820 --> 01:36:32,570
Here's what some of my fellow countrymen said to him.
645
01:37:01,500 --> 01:37:04,850
This is the best one:
646
01:37:55,050 --> 01:37:56,750
That's not even a word, it it?
647
01:38:10,150 --> 01:38:12,500
This is the best, it's got a star next to it!
648
01:38:14,300 --> 01:38:17,120
You know it's good when even the Aussies like it!
649
01:38:17,550 --> 01:38:19,670
By the way, Pete Smith put this together,
650
01:38:19,670 --> 01:38:22,120
my colleague in Audtralia. Thank you Pete!
651
01:38:48,270 --> 01:38:49,800
I gotta remember that!
652
01:38:55,650 --> 01:38:58,270
Weaselheaded fucknugget.... I....
653
01:38:59,370 --> 01:39:03,520
By the way, as much as I admire the Australian educational system,
654
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:06,600
"Scotland" has one 'T'.
655
01:39:07,820 --> 01:39:08,670
Sorry!
656
01:39:08,670 --> 01:39:10,670
Burrrrrn!
657
01:39:10,670 --> 01:39:12,670
I've got something else to show you:
658
01:39:12,670 --> 01:39:14,670
The Germans actually bought this:
659
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:17,270
I know what that is!
660
01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:20,820
This is the flag of my country!
661
01:39:26,900 --> 01:39:28,800
Show some respect!
662
01:39:29,670 --> 01:39:32,650
[American national hymn plays....]
663
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:36,050
[...in terrible sound quality]
664
01:39:43,820 --> 01:39:46,670
[Hymn continues]
665
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:58,770
[Hymn still plays]
666
01:40:31,700 --> 01:40:33,100
[Cheetah in audience] Don't push the button again!
667
01:40:33,100 --> 01:40:35,100
Nein!!
668
01:40:35,100 --> 01:40:37,100
Verpiss Dich!
Fuck Off!
669
01:40:39,620 --> 01:40:42,470
Did anybody go to 2's performance?
670
01:40:46,100 --> 01:40:47,750
I tried to write this down:
671
01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:49,950
He was talking about
672
01:40:49,950 --> 01:40:51,950
Zootopia and how the... uhm...
673
01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:55,070
how they didn't show some things...
674
01:40:55,070 --> 01:40:57,070
Well, what was it he said
675
01:40:57,070 --> 01:41:00,070
Like watching sloths jerk off?
676
01:41:02,100 --> 01:41:04,300
With that being said,
677
01:41:04,300 --> 01:41:06,300
watching sloths jerk off,
678
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:14,450
How long it takes a sloth to jerk off!
679
01:41:14,450 --> 01:41:16,450
When he said that, I
680
01:41:16,450 --> 01:41:18,450
looked at Big!
681
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:24,220
To see how he'd say "How long does it take a sloth to jerk off".
682
01:41:36,650 --> 01:41:39,550
Jerk off! Jerk off! Jerk off! Jerk off! Jerk off!
683
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:11,850
How are you feeling after your
684
01:42:11,850 --> 01:42:13,020
uhm...
685
01:42:13,020 --> 01:42:15,200
Big had a terrible tragedy
686
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:17,420
happen in January, he was attacked
687
01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:19,420
by a horrible hooligan on
688
01:42:19,420 --> 01:42:21,420
the streets of his town and he was
689
01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:23,420
stabbed in the chest
690
01:42:23,420 --> 01:42:25,420
we were very glad
691
01:42:25,420 --> 01:42:27,570
that they did not hit his remarkable
692
01:42:27,570 --> 01:42:29,570
biceps or anything.
693
01:42:34,850 --> 01:42:36,620
Did it leave a scar?
694
01:42:36,620 --> 01:42:37,970
Yeah.
695
01:42:37,970 --> 01:42:39,970
Can I see?
696
01:42:45,550 --> 01:42:47,650
Just a real quick peek.
697
01:43:05,550 --> 01:43:07,570
You noticed that the interpreters
698
01:43:07,570 --> 01:43:09,570
switch off periodically? I was
699
01:43:09,570 --> 01:43:11,570
terrified I'd get halfway through that story
700
01:43:11,570 --> 01:43:13,570
and look over and Lauren would be there!
701
01:46:57,450 --> 01:46:59,100
Wwoooowww!
702
01:46:59,100 --> 01:47:00,700
It's BigBlueFox!
703
01:47:00,700 --> 01:47:02,700
Wwwooooowwww!
704
01:47:02,870 --> 01:47:04,270
Wooowww!
705
01:47:04,500 --> 01:47:06,300
Wooowwwwoooowwwooooowww!
706
01:47:06,770 --> 01:47:09,070
I'm going to go get...
707
01:47:09,850 --> 01:47:11,970
my photo taken over there!
708
01:47:12,370 --> 01:47:14,250
Talk to the hand!
709
01:47:14,250 --> 01:47:15,520
Call for your mom again!
710
01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:16,600
Like you did at MCFC!
711
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:18,420
That's not true!
712
01:47:18,670 --> 01:47:20,420
It's on video!
713
01:47:22,550 --> 01:47:23,950
I'm not talking about this!
714
01:47:23,950 --> 01:47:25,950
I'll get my lawyer!
715
01:50:41,020 --> 01:50:42,120
Yes, we cat!
716
01:50:42,120 --> 01:50:43,370
Yes, we cat?
717
01:50:43,370 --> 01:50:44,170
Yes, we cat.
718
01:50:44,170 --> 01:50:45,300
Yes, we cat!
719
01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:46,520
Thanks, Obama!
720
01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:48,520
Thanks, Obama. Yes, we cat!
721
01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:52,550
Don't think you can?
722
01:50:52,550 --> 01:50:54,550
Just say "Yes we can!"
723
01:50:54,850 --> 01:50:57,770
You think you can't wreck that expensive couch?
724
01:50:57,770 --> 01:50:59,550
Just say "Yes, we cat!"
725
01:50:59,550 --> 01:51:01,550
You think you can knock over that expensive vase?
726
01:51:01,550 --> 01:51:03,550
Just say "Yes, we cat!"
727
01:51:03,550 --> 01:51:05,920
You, too, can destroy your home!
728
01:51:05,920 --> 01:51:07,920
Because it's your domicile,
729
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:09,920
you can do what you want, you're free to wreck
730
01:51:09,920 --> 01:51:11,000
your house!
731
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:11,500
YES!
732
01:51:11,500 --> 01:51:11,900
WE!
733
01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:13,900
CAT!
734
01:53:40,350 --> 01:53:42,670
I'm so adorable at times!
735
01:53:42,670 --> 01:53:43,550
I'm so cute,
736
01:53:43,550 --> 01:53:46,100
Look at me, I'm on the ground, on my knees!
737
01:53:46,220 --> 01:53:48,500
On my paws, look how cute that is!
738
01:53:48,870 --> 01:53:51,820
You'd be easy prey for a noseboop right now.
739
01:53:52,470 --> 01:53:53,750
So photogenic.
740
01:53:57,700 --> 01:53:58,920
That photogenic?
741
01:53:59,350 --> 01:54:01,150
Lick your butt!
742
01:54:01,150 --> 01:54:02,620
I can't do that, are you crazy?
743
01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:04,000
You're a cat!
744
01:54:04,000 --> 01:54:05,620
I'll pull my muscle or something!
745
01:54:05,620 --> 01:54:07,620
You're a cat!
746
01:55:39,520 --> 01:55:41,250
What do I do with this?
747
01:55:41,250 --> 01:55:43,250
It's looking at me!
748
01:55:43,250 --> 01:55:46,150
Woooowwww wwwooooowww!
749
01:55:46,870 --> 01:55:49,250
Wwwoooooww!
750
01:55:49,250 --> 01:55:51,250
Wow!
751
01:55:58,520 --> 01:56:00,970
It's blinking. Is it mad?
752
02:02:56,770 --> 02:03:01,020
Aahhh, gross!
753
02:03:01,320 --> 02:03:04,320
Eeewwww! Gross!
754
02:06:21,120 --> 02:06:22,370
Welcome to Anthrocon,
755
02:06:22,370 --> 02:06:26,120
or the end of Anthrocon 2016
756
02:06:27,700 --> 02:06:29,420
Who would have thought, 20 years...
757
02:06:30,420 --> 02:06:31,950
20 years...
758
02:06:32,550 --> 02:06:34,500
What are we gonna do next?
759
02:06:51,300 --> 02:06:53,950
Trying to promote my new show, Crafty Arts....
760
02:06:53,950 --> 02:06:55,070
There's my plug in:
761
02:06:55,070 --> 02:06:57,070
Crafty Arts, YouTube, go search
762
02:06:57,100 --> 02:06:58,850
for it!
763
02:06:58,850 --> 02:07:00,850
You can witness the artwork that
764
02:07:00,850 --> 02:07:02,850
I do.
765
02:07:03,150 --> 02:07:04,250
Crafty Arts!
766
02:07:21,820 --> 02:07:22,800
The Lord of the Lasers!
767
02:07:22,800 --> 02:07:24,800
It is! Always!
768
02:07:24,800 --> 02:07:26,800
Except for two years ago when our
769
02:07:26,800 --> 02:07:28,800
power supply in the computer died and we
770
02:07:28,800 --> 02:07:30,800
couldn't do anything about that.
771
02:10:51,620 --> 02:10:53,050
Oh, darn it!
772
02:10:54,400 --> 02:10:56,150
Welcome to Sunday night.
773
02:10:56,150 --> 02:10:58,150
where we're still doing this.
774
02:10:58,900 --> 02:11:00,550
I don't know why.
775
02:11:00,550 --> 02:11:01,850
Noone knows why.
776
02:11:01,850 --> 02:11:03,850
But the place is a zoo, it's packed!
777
02:11:13,900 --> 02:11:17,120
[mumbling]
778
02:11:18,650 --> 02:11:20,870
What was that!
779
02:11:21,550 --> 02:11:23,050
What is in there?!
780
02:11:23,050 --> 02:11:25,050
Don't do it ag... Aaahhhh!
781
02:11:39,550 --> 02:11:41,670
Yeah, jump right down!
782
02:11:46,400 --> 02:11:48,520
Whassup boy oh shoot whaddup!
783
02:11:49,100 --> 02:11:50,800
Oh shit! Whaddup!
784
02:11:50,800 --> 02:11:52,800
You're being fanboyed, BBF. It's okay.
785
02:11:54,120 --> 02:11:57,700
You are now officially that boy. I'm sorry!
786
02:12:01,950 --> 02:12:04,800
This is cameraception again?
787
02:12:04,800 --> 02:12:06,800
Are we gonna do this again?
788
02:12:11,000 --> 02:12:12,420
What to do... What to do... What to do...
789
02:12:12,420 --> 02:12:14,420
Oh hi!
790
02:12:16,100 --> 02:12:18,800
I got something for you people on the internet
791
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:20,800
Hi hi! Hi five? Yes!
792
02:12:22,400 --> 02:12:24,900
Sorry if I talk a little bit fast...
793
02:12:24,900 --> 02:12:30,050
[talks too fast for transcription]
794
02:12:30,420 --> 02:12:31,270
We got KC,
795
02:12:31,270 --> 02:12:32,700
I got Big Blue,
796
02:12:32,700 --> 02:12:34,700
and I got fuzz to show you!
797
02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:36,700
We got... tigered...
798
02:12:37,000 --> 02:12:39,300
Blue.... purple...
799
02:12:39,300 --> 02:12:41,300
Raaahr!
800
02:12:45,850 --> 02:12:47,370
I got a fox butt!
801
02:12:47,800 --> 02:12:50,250
Say Hi to the internet!
802
02:12:54,720 --> 02:12:55,770
What's the best day for you?
803
02:12:55,770 --> 02:12:57,770
All of them!
804
02:12:57,770 --> 02:12:59,220
Including Wednesday.
805
02:12:59,220 --> 02:13:00,400
You got here early!
806
02:13:00,400 --> 02:13:02,070
The question is:
807
02:13:03,450 --> 02:13:06,750
What did he do to get this?
808
02:13:07,850 --> 02:13:09,250
What did he do?
809
02:13:09,250 --> 02:13:10,420
Do you know what he did?
810
02:13:10,420 --> 02:13:12,420
I have no idea.
811
02:13:12,870 --> 02:13:14,120
You don't know either?
812
02:13:14,420 --> 02:13:16,200
You don't know?
813
02:13:16,200 --> 02:13:19,100
I don't think I wanna know what he did.
814
02:13:19,100 --> 02:13:19,820
What's your name?
815
02:13:21,270 --> 02:13:22,670
Say Hi!
816
02:13:26,150 --> 02:13:28,320
Say Hi to the world?
817
02:13:28,320 --> 02:13:31,150
People are taking video of me!
818
02:13:31,150 --> 02:13:32,150
Oh my goodness!
819
02:13:32,150 --> 02:13:34,150
Thank you so much for throwing this
820
02:13:34,150 --> 02:13:36,150
convention in MY honor!
821
02:13:36,150 --> 02:13:38,150
Oh, I'm so very flattered!
822
02:13:38,150 --> 02:13:40,150
My goodness, hello!
823
02:13:40,670 --> 02:13:44,500
I thrive on your parade and how fabulous I am!
824
02:13:46,050 --> 02:13:47,700
Oh no!
825
02:13:49,270 --> 02:13:51,520
Show'm the tail!
826
02:13:51,520 --> 02:13:52,850
Ooooooohh!
827
02:13:52,850 --> 02:13:54,850
[Klaus makes jackhammer sounds]
828
02:13:56,500 --> 02:13:58,070
Bark!
829
02:13:59,350 --> 02:14:00,300
Barkbark!
830
02:14:02,650 --> 02:14:04,250
It's a dragon!
831
02:14:04,250 --> 02:14:06,250
Aaahhhh!
832
02:14:06,550 --> 02:14:08,570
It's a big blue dragon!
833
02:14:13,170 --> 02:14:14,450
Hello!
834
02:14:14,450 --> 02:14:15,920
Where are you from?
835
02:14:15,920 --> 02:14:17,920
Salt Lake City!
836
02:14:20,070 --> 02:14:22,100
At least you're not salty!
837
02:14:22,100 --> 02:14:23,150
Not very.
838
02:14:23,150 --> 02:14:24,170
Not very?
839
02:14:24,170 --> 02:14:26,170
BBF, would you like to find that out?
840
02:14:26,550 --> 02:14:27,370
No?
841
02:14:27,370 --> 02:14:28,750
*giggles*
842
02:16:11,870 --> 02:16:13,250
Aaah!
843
02:16:16,450 --> 02:16:17,920
I don't have a hood, I can't do this.
844
02:16:17,920 --> 02:16:19,920
Slip your hair in front of your face.
845
02:16:20,770 --> 02:16:22,120
Ah, so metal!
846
02:16:22,120 --> 02:16:24,120
I feel like a nineties wrestler
847
02:16:25,920 --> 02:16:28,020
Calm down there, Ric Flair.
848
02:16:28,350 --> 02:16:30,220
Whoooo!
849
02:16:31,450 --> 02:16:33,450
Good night, Anthrocon!
850
02:16:44,820 --> 02:16:47,270
Jen makes a good girl dog!
851
02:16:51,650 --> 02:16:53,520
This is a shoot off!
852
02:16:53,850 --> 02:16:55,400
I'm gonna win!
853
02:17:02,850 --> 02:17:04,700
I'm BigBlueFox!
854
02:17:05,100 --> 02:17:07,070
I cannot do German accents.
855
02:17:07,070 --> 02:17:09,070
I'm sorry at how offensive I may be.
856
02:17:10,800 --> 02:17:12,570
You speak English, this is no good!
857
02:17:19,750 --> 02:17:21,600
I got a German accent!
858
02:17:24,070 --> 02:17:27,070
A German activator!
859
02:17:31,750 --> 02:17:34,150
Don't make fun of me, I have a condition!
860
02:17:34,550 --> 02:17:37,100
It's called Beatmania!
861
02:22:25,600 --> 02:22:27,820
That was the Dance Comp!
862
02:22:28,300 --> 02:22:30,550
At 3:45 in the morning!
863
02:23:03,020 --> 02:23:05,370
10 years of AC in Pittsburgh,
864
02:23:05,370 --> 02:23:06,770
that's a lot of years!
865
02:23:06,770 --> 02:23:09,520
I think 10 years of AC in Pittsburgh
866
02:23:09,520 --> 02:23:11,200
Let's bring it on to the 20!
867
02:23:11,200 --> 02:23:12,900
10 years of Pittsburgh!
868
02:23:12,900 --> 02:23:14,720
This con keeps getting better and better!
869
02:23:14,720 --> 02:23:15,300
It's awesome!
870
02:23:15,300 --> 02:23:17,300
I've been doing this since 2010.
871
02:23:17,300 --> 02:23:19,300
And it's been going crazier and crazier
872
02:23:19,300 --> 02:23:20,720
every time!
873
02:23:20,720 --> 02:23:22,720
Pittsburgh, good times, many
874
02:23:22,720 --> 02:23:23,570
memories.
875
02:23:23,570 --> 02:23:25,570
I think Pittsburgh's been amazingly
876
02:23:25,570 --> 02:23:27,570
receptive to this and
877
02:23:27,570 --> 02:23:29,570
for a city to be this open
878
02:23:29,570 --> 02:23:31,570
to the furry group coming in
879
02:23:31,570 --> 02:23:33,570
it's not only remarkable but
880
02:23:33,570 --> 02:23:35,070
a great place for it to go
881
02:23:35,070 --> 02:23:36,500
go in the future, too.
882
02:23:36,500 --> 02:23:38,500
It feels like home, feels like
883
02:23:38,500 --> 02:23:40,500
coming back home again. After 10 years
884
02:23:40,500 --> 02:23:42,500
coming back to the same place
885
02:23:42,500 --> 02:23:44,500
seeing the same people and the same friendly
886
02:23:44,500 --> 02:23:46,920
faces. Its wonderful.
887
02:23:46,920 --> 02:23:48,920
Like we.... see, look at that!
888
02:23:48,920 --> 02:23:50,920
I'm already being offered....
889
02:23:50,920 --> 02:23:52,920
I think of all cities
890
02:23:52,920 --> 02:23:54,920
for it to be in, one that really
891
02:23:54,920 --> 02:23:56,920
supports it and loves the con
892
02:23:56,920 --> 02:23:58,920
and gets behind it like it does... Aaah!
893
02:23:58,920 --> 02:24:00,520
WHAT? Jerk!
894
02:24:00,520 --> 02:24:02,520
The problem is: 10 years are not enough.
895
02:24:02,520 --> 02:24:04,000
It's not enough.
896
02:24:04,000 --> 02:24:04,750
We need more.
897
02:24:04,750 --> 02:24:06,750
They don't do that for one thing.
898
02:24:06,750 --> 02:24:08,750
I'm amazed that they're so....
899
02:24:08,750 --> 02:24:10,750
It's real.
900
02:24:12,850 --> 02:24:14,550
What did you do?
901
02:24:15,220 --> 02:24:16,600
You broke it!
902
02:24:18,700 --> 02:24:21,100
You can't have too much of a good thing.
903
02:24:21,100 --> 02:24:23,050
It might be poisonous.
904
02:24:23,620 --> 02:24:27,020
Can you imagine AC ever going elsewhere?
905
02:24:27,020 --> 02:24:29,020
I wouldn't want AC to move.
906
02:24:29,020 --> 02:24:30,720
No.
907
02:24:30,720 --> 02:24:32,120
NO!
908
02:24:32,120 --> 02:24:33,950
I wouldn't want them to move.
909
02:24:33,950 --> 02:24:35,550
No, I can't!
910
02:24:35,550 --> 02:24:37,550
I haven't interacted with too many, but again,
911
02:24:37,550 --> 02:24:39,550
there's like a whole mass of people
912
02:24:39,550 --> 02:24:41,550
turn up for the parade, that's really cool.
913
02:24:42,100 --> 02:24:43,700
It's a great city, they love the con,
914
02:24:43,700 --> 02:24:45,400
I don't know what more you could ask for.
915
02:24:45,400 --> 02:24:47,750
Come on, doesn't get any better than this!
916
02:24:47,750 --> 02:24:49,750
AC and Pittsburgh, they are
917
02:24:49,750 --> 02:24:51,750
sysonymous. They go hand in hand.
918
02:24:51,750 --> 02:24:53,750
It's grown roots!
919
02:24:54,100 --> 02:24:55,750
Pittsburgh is my home,
920
02:24:55,750 --> 02:24:56,900
our home, you know.
921
02:24:56,900 --> 02:24:58,900
This became one thing and
922
02:24:58,900 --> 02:25:00,900
it wouldn't be half the fun without
923
02:25:00,900 --> 02:25:02,900
it bleeding out into the city
924
02:25:02,900 --> 02:25:03,700
like it does.
925
02:25:03,700 --> 02:25:05,920
Pittsburgh and AC are one and the same.
926
02:25:05,920 --> 02:25:07,920
People of Pittsburgh are awesome.
927
02:25:07,920 --> 02:25:09,920
Very welcoming, friendly,
928
02:25:09,920 --> 02:25:11,200
they love the con.
929
02:25:11,200 --> 02:25:13,200
Could you imagine Uncle Kage walking
930
02:25:13,200 --> 02:25:15,720
through New Jersey
931
02:25:15,720 --> 02:25:17,720
How weird would that be?
932
02:25:17,720 --> 02:25:19,720
Hello, New Jersey, I'm.... like...
933
02:25:19,720 --> 02:25:23,470
Uncle Kardashian!
934
02:25:23,470 --> 02:25:25,470
Every time I've gone out in suit
935
02:25:25,470 --> 02:25:27,470
I've loved all the reactions.
936
02:25:27,470 --> 02:25:29,650
They're like "OMG it's the furries!"
937
02:25:29,650 --> 02:25:31,050
They're so excited and happy!
938
02:25:31,050 --> 02:25:33,050
There's other possibilities but
939
02:25:33,050 --> 02:25:35,050
Pittsburgh really loves us, so
940
02:25:35,050 --> 02:25:37,050
we can't let the city down like that.
941
02:25:37,050 --> 02:25:39,050
I don't want AC to move out because it's a short
942
02:25:39,050 --> 02:25:41,050
drive for me.
943
02:25:41,420 --> 02:25:43,150
We think the people of Pittsburgh
944
02:25:43,150 --> 02:25:45,320
are amazing.
945
02:25:45,320 --> 02:25:47,320
Yes. They are amazing.
946
02:25:47,320 --> 02:25:49,320
People of Pittsburgh are amazing, they actually show
947
02:25:49,320 --> 02:25:51,320
up, like the last couple
948
02:25:51,320 --> 02:25:53,320
years they've been showing up
949
02:25:53,320 --> 02:25:55,320
Ordinary citizens of Pittsburgh
950
02:25:55,320 --> 02:25:57,320
come to watch our parade and
951
02:25:57,320 --> 02:25:59,320
interact with us, see us,
952
02:25:59,320 --> 02:26:01,320
and the fursuiters, and talk
953
02:26:01,320 --> 02:26:01,800
with us.
954
02:26:01,800 --> 02:26:02,720
Cheers to Pittsburgh!
955
02:26:02,720 --> 02:26:04,720
Odd, but in a good way. Kinda like us.
956
02:26:04,720 --> 02:26:06,720
They're very
957
02:26:06,720 --> 02:26:08,720
very nice and
958
02:26:08,720 --> 02:26:10,720
very kind with us.
959
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:12,720
This is so cool, the fact there are people
960
02:26:12,720 --> 02:26:14,720
that came to see us is
961
02:26:16,100 --> 02:26:16,870
like wow.
962
02:26:16,870 --> 02:26:18,870
Pittsburgh has been the most welcoming
963
02:26:18,870 --> 02:26:20,870
city to furries that I've
964
02:26:20,870 --> 02:26:22,870
ever seen.
965
02:26:22,870 --> 02:26:24,870
That's perfect.