I was thinking....
It's now day three and I still
haven't been filmed by BBF. He must
be ill.
But: you're back.
Everything is
as it ahould be: annoying.
But I have a distraction target now.
Hi!
It's not working, is it?
All I have to do is to disable
the seeking mechanism and
I'll be free!
Is this the off button?
Look, I've got my own reality show!
No pain!
[piano plays]
[Come on, Noodles, it's not THAT bad!]
Jaryic needs to turn us on!
There we go!
We were asked to do this one again, so...
here goes nothing!
But you know, you could dance
like that to what we're about to do.
Yeah, you could actually. You could just stand up and....
dance to this Pawpet Show theme,
how about that?
Can we have pyro this time?
We don't have pyros, do we?
We need pyros for this!
We need explosions!
We got lasers, that's just as good!
Alrighty, one, two, three, four!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Dogs...
My dog!
Hi!
Should we get rid of them?
Yeah!
No, nonono!
That is not how you
say Prost in Germany.
The reason why
There's a reason why, right...
That's very fragile.
It's very fragile.
This is heavy.
I'm American!
And I'm a Brit!
I expect in your video
that there's gonna be a little star down here
make it a gay star possibly
that says Snug T. Rabbit and
an image of Anne's face
from Little Britain. You're gonna have to google it
Only the Brits
will get it.
*aah-aah-aaaaahhhh*
If you want to eat a fox
eat him! Because
One: He is annoying to me, and
Two: He likes to be eaten.
But he's blue!
See how annoying he is?
You're so popular!
Double-arrested by Daryl.
Double-arrested!
Double Trouble!
There we go!
Pretty much arrested!
Because of Room 366:
Double-arrested!
BANANAAAAA!!
Es ist fucking Vier Uhr! It's fucking 4:am!
Genau richtig! Just right!
Neon-Sheppy!
It's over!
Shame!
Servus! Eins muss ich Euch mal zeigen: Hi! Let me show you something:
Wir haben mit dem Estrel eine superschöne Location The Estrel is a great con site
Aber: But:
Die haben da einen Zaster-Laster hingestellt! They put a bucks-truck there!
Könnt Ihr Euch das Vorstellen? Can you imagine that?
Stell scharf Du Stück! Focus, bitch!
Wir haben auch noch einen Zaster-Laster! We've got a bucks-truck!
Von der Berliner Volkbank, die dachten sich the Berlin Volksbank thought
Wir machen mal einen Riesenzaster We'll make lots of bucks
mit unserem Zaster-Laster with our bucks-truck
"Ausser Betrieb"? "Out of order"?
Was heisst denn das? What does that mean?
"Geht ned" muss da stehn, Sackizement! That should say "Not gonna happen", holy (random Bavarian swearword).
Wie hat's Dir gefallen? How'd you like it?
Hat's Schweinereien gegeben? Have you been naughty?
Das Highlight war My highlight was
Math, zweiter Platz beim Dance Contest Math, 2nd place at the dance contest
Für den ersten hat's nicht gereicht Not good enough for winner
Er ist einfach zu famous für den ersten Platz He's too famous to win
Das ist Schmarrn. Math ist gut, passt! Bullshit. Math is good.
Wenn der Bibi das sieht flippt er aus! If Bibi sees this, he's going insane!
Hi, Bibi!
Nee, es war eine mega geile Nah, it was a super awesome
con, wie jedes Jahr. con, as every year.
Hast Du mich angerempelt? Did you run into me?
Ein bisschen. A bit.
Warum rempelst Du mich an? Why do you run into me?
War keine Absicht. Didn't mean to.
Ich hab 'ne Nase! I've got a nose!
Party hard!
EF 21
Den musst Du sehen, der hat nur rumgemeckert! Look at him, he's only been bitching!
"Ich hab keine Leute getroffen! "I didn't meet people!"
Die asexuellste Party auf der ich jemals war! The most asexual party I've ever been to.
Gescheit wars, It rocked,
und Spaß gemacht hat's. and it was fun.
Im grossen und ganzen, um das mal auf ein Wort zu bringen, In a nutshell,
EF ist einfach fantastisch EF is fantastic
Sag mal, was machst Du da? What are you doing?
Schau mal ein bisschen grimmig! Look annoyed!
Grimmig schauen kann er schonmal. Grumpy face: Check.
Es ist genull Nau Uhr. It's clock o'twelve am.
Nachrichten. The News.
Haben Sie heute schon gelacht? Did you laugh today?
Nein. Nope.
[Random chatter in various dialects]
[You don't need to understand this.]
[Blame the drugs]
[They were good.]