[alarm sounds]
You're all gonna be like "Hey look!
We found the one black guy at NFC!"
Ifus made this!
You're the firebutt!
You call me firebutt?
Yes! You're an Arcanine, right?
No... maybe...
What gave you that idea?
You were focussed off!
Focus on Tay. Piss off!
OMG...
Oooh!
Hello!
Oh, by the way, watch:
If you take this...
I did this, this morning!
The box says "only one napkin
per person" and since
I learned about Swedish laws
I'm actually afraid that if you take more than one
napkin, I'll be in the middle of my
sandwich and police shows up:
"You took two napkins!"
Just heavy breathing.
Nono....
Nooooo!
Not you again!
Noooooh!
Hii!
I'm still here!
Noooooo!
I'm gonna catch you!
Why me?
Why not? It's funny!
Is that for fishes?
Nuh, it's for birds
You don't take butterflies?
Nooo, no butterflies!
... and if we have small birds...
... and cats!
And if we have swans
we have our biggest company
we use these ones!
From Ikea!
We are not allowed to drive with blue lights but
we have orange lights.
Wanna see?
We are not allowed to drive
faster than the speedlimits
But sometimes it happens.
Lots of curious questions!
You again!
Every fucking year with you
and this camera. Jesus Christ,
get out of my face!
Right in your face, just like this!
I can't just have like one
con to myself,
a moment of peace and privacy!
Are you gonna do this to me every single time?
Ah hah!
*groans*
I'm not happy.
I live here now.
I got your nose!
No, my nose's got your camera.
What are we going to do now?
Ahhh!
It really caught me, oh shit!
Why are you so mean?
Did you just notice that I'm playing your song
and I didn't even...
Oh, Horse With No Name!
...try to do that!
It's just... it's just calling you.
It's calling your name!
That's why I'm here!
It's video!
Noooo!
No munching on my camera!
No munching!
No.... no.... no!
May I have my camera back?
I'm going to hump you!
Forget it, it's a hyena!
So bright...
Once in my life I'm bright!
I rarely bite!
Why do you need so much toilet paper?
That's a very good question.
What are you gonna do with the toilet paper?
Ehhhh...
What do people do with toilet paper?
What do they do with toilet paper?
It's not for me, it's for him!
He's asking why we need toilet paper!
It's bright!
Don't.... don't look at the light!
It's like the sun!
Or insects will just die.
No, no cameras in private rooms!
Is this elevator private?
Don't put the.... hand, hand in the....
Yeah, look at this! Come back!
Come back, here's a camera for you!
Yep, hello!
No no no nononono!
That wasn't part of the deal!
You're an annoying cat, annoy the camera man!
The cameraman to the left?
That one!
Go! Annoy him!
Make your cat things on him!
Nononono! Make your cat things on him!
Cat-thing him!
He's a good boy!
Are you a good boy?
Hey come on, he's a good booooyyyeee!
Be a good boy!
Beee a good boooooy!
Be a good boy!
The video of fail!
Now, finally!
Now I declare you to woman and woman.
Give me that thing!
What are you doing to my baby?
Abusing!
Are you a good boy?
Have you been a good boy?
Sure?
Are you?
Are you cute?
Are you sure?
Can you prove it?
Are you sure you're being a good boy?
Prove it!
Can you also be a bad boy?
It's video!
Uhm...
How do I get out of this innocently?
I have no explanation...
Basically, uhm...
uhm.....
I've got nothing!
This will make great footage.
Hmm.... hello!
I never know what to say with these things...
Have a silly face!
What's your experience of NFC so far?
Very warm!
Unseasonly warm in fact.
No personal rights!
No personal rights?
I got my personal rights right here!
Are you complying to Swedish law?
No.
Tip number one:
When dealing with security:
Don't be a dick!
Because we're better at this.
We got some complaints around the other rooms.
I'm gonna ask you to turn it down a little bit
Not too much shouting anymore.
Not to mention the good tunes!
Not to mention the good tunes...
Close the window a little bit
just keep it a little bit down okay?
I'm trying to get (something)
to play on my phone.
It's not connecting!
[crowd sings Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen]
This is a bit intimidating for me.
You see,
normally at this point I'd be appologizing
to BBF for the footage he's now getting...
Unfortunately,
This is not my con,
so this is not my problem, so...
Ehhh!
I'm not sorry.
However, uhm...
apparently, some sort of...
.... is happening now..
Good luck with this, is all I can say.
Hello!
It's a camera!
It's a big camera!
I'm more important!
No, no, no!
This is my cam...
It's my camera!
My camera!
It wasn't me!
Okay, it's our camera!
Boys, boys, boys!
Really!
No. I need these.
Do you want a drink?
Bark!
Bork!
Le Berque!
No, we're in Sweden. It's Bork.
Bork?
Bork Bork Bork Bork!
Like Button here,
Subscribe button there if it's still there
by the time you present the video.
And don't forget the patreons!
In each club you have a signature move.
in the furry fandom it's:
The... the...
... plushie....
Are you a good boy?
Always!
Are you a good boy?
Always!
Always?
Yeah!
Are you sure?
Have you been a good boy?
Have you?
A whut?
Have you been a good boy?
Yes!
Okay. I don't believe you.
Oh well!
What are you doing?
Tailfight! Tailfight!
Who's winning?
Would you like a coffee?
Or a possum?
They're both available for 2.99!
[Machine makes 'blip' noises]
I could do this all day!
I think I'm going to do it...
...all day.
It's like bubblewrap.
It's addictive!
Achievement unlocked!
Oh fuck! Ah!
Hi, good day everybody!
This is a certain blue wolf that nobody
is allowed to know his name
Everyone should know him as Couch Wolf
If you see him around, just
flop on and sleep on him.
It's very soft!
BBF? He stalks me on...
BBF, someone wants you to stalk him.
Also, he stalks him out of suit.
This is not the fox you're looking for!
Interesting!
And now you're free!
It's three of us now!
Can I get some privacy here?
You're in the lobby!
Can you stop filming please?
It's so creepy!
Weird? Awkward?
Creepy, Awkward...
Ayyyy what's poppin' guys,
it's NFC2019
It's 2019, yeah,
I'm lit af but you know...
we're about to head to 940
It's the craziest party at
NFC, so you guys are in for
a treat!
[trumpet intensifies]
The German community...
meet, and only good stuff
and we're very happy to be here
at NFC 2019!
It's like Lego, you just
click it...
Oh no, it's stuck again!
You wanna pull it?
Ah, noooo!!
It happened again!
You didn't see that! Cut that out!
It is real magic
cause I have two snowballs...
See? Two snowballs?
One!
A single one! They're not falling apart.
You guys want some yellow snow?
It's salty, too.
You know it's good for you.
Anyone want yellow snow?
Yellow snow?
I am yellow snow...
It's good!
It's salty and everything!
It's really, really good!
The guys from the Netherlands made it!
Oh, oh!
It's a dodgy person.
Yeah, of course!
It's cold...
it's snowing...
it's Sweden...
it's expensive...
they have really crap beer...
I really enjoyed NFC!
People are great, the parties are great!
It's cold!
It's manageable.
This has been by far
the best NFC ever.
I mean, good Lord,
I've been coming since
NFC 2014 and
I've got to say, without a doubt,
this has the most people, the most fun
just the absolute tip top of any
furry con I've ever been to.
It has been a very good convention
this year, I have to say.
It's been a really good convention,
we sold more lottery tickets than
we ever have,
and I'm really happy with all the
people that've been helping me.
Perfect!
Possibly one of the most
cons I've been...
Really nice.
I have the idea that there's too many cameras
filming my regular face. But
other than that, it was a great con!
You should be used to that!
No, I'm not used to my
regular face being filmed all the time!
That's just my fursuit!
Hi mom!
How was your con?
It was fun!
My first Swedish con...
*chokes*
Coming back next year?
Depending on where it is next year!
Convention was great so far, I mean,
it's not over, so...