Hello!
Meet our Guest of Honor,
This is Keke Flipnote!
He just arrived!
Say something in French to the news!
No French yet!
Let me translate from him:
Bouillon, Croissant,
Garage, Bagage,
Baguette,
Café de Paris!
It ain't right. It's far too early for this.
No one's here yet!
What's the point in this?
It's not even 10:00!
Go on. Breakfast time. Go on.
Actually, the store is called
ICA!
Oh!
Oh hello, camera!
Is that the boop camera?
I heard of that!
A camera! What should I do?
Maybe I should put my nose in it.
I said I'm camera-shy!
You wanted me, right?
Aha!
Boop!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
How is it I can't even get to the con
or get off the bus without
seeing you with the camera!
Is this gonna end up in the NFC video?
It's certainly helpful.
He's moaning because of the reg!
Hello!
Oh my god!
It's Christmas!
*sings* We wish you a Merry Christmas...
We wish you a Merry Christmas!
and a January!
At least you didn't sing Last Christmas.
*sings* Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
but the very next day,
you gave it away!
This year...
to save me from tears,
I give it to someone special!
It's also video, not photo!
Hello!
We have a camera!
We're being recorded!
There's a guy, you can video him.
Otter!
There's a cute animal right here!
Dog, it's a dog!
The problem is, he's more furry!
There's a pink thing over there!
Wow!
*laughs*
I had no idea you were there!
Just saw the bright light and I turned around!
Hellooooo!
Video is so last year!
So what's today?
It's Tuesday!
No, what's today, if vi...
Minus one!
Is it?
I don't know, what's today?
Wednesday. It's NFC.
Day three.
Tuesday. Oh, no,
Monday.
Tuesday.
Really?
Yes!
I don't know. I was up at 4:am.
No, I just drove for 10 hours.
Because you're insane.
He's got nothing better to do.
Frontdesk!
It's video!
Stop filming me!
Here we have
our lovely GoH, Keke!
And on this side over
here, we have our lovely
Northern Light, Oakspirits!
*Christmas song plays*
*Song skips*
*Windows error sound plays*
What an amazing time.
A warm fireplace,
a cozy sofa,
and plenty of cheese.
A perfect evening to read a story-
What's the story about, Mausie?
Food, is it?
Oh, you need a cheesy story?
Okay, okay
let's hear it then.
Hello Hello everybody!
How are you all doing?
Welcome to Nordic Fuzzcon!
Now, I'm up here to introduce
you guys to
some of our wonderful guests that we have here!
One of the highlights this year
is that we have a GoH!
So, this year
we managed to get ahold on a
not a furry, but furry friendly
animator who's
already grown to like furry
due to his tongue-in-cheek
wackiness and cuteness of his animations
and he makes them all on a
Nintendo DS!
Keke Flipnote!
He came all the way from France to be with us
at this convention, and he has
never been
at a furcon before in his life.
So he doesn't know about the
initiation ritual.
I'll just initiate you, shall I?
We also have another guest: Our Northern Light!
Every year, we
focus on some local talent
there's so much talent here in the Northern countries!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I give you:
Oaks!
Hello?
Thank you so much,
it's also my first furcon,
I'm very excited and...
I believe we have an initiation ritual...
The hotel
wishes to say a few words here,
so I have the manager, Ethan,
and I have Rainbow Pete coming up here.
I'm gonna be very short...
Nice to see you over here,
for all of you
rookies, newcomers, or
as I call them, furkies,
Is that allowed? I don't know.
Anyway, I'm Rainbow Pete,
but:
Today...
I'm Raindeer Pete!
Welcome and enjoy!
You have been alone for this past
year and we feel a bit sorry for
you, that you haven't been able to
be reunited with your family
so we brought your family here.
To you:
We are presenting now Mausie's
third cousin from the left big toe
or something...
Third cousin that is,
and that's Iris
from Norway!
So Iris will
stay with the convention
and be one of our fluffy
mascots for now and forever.
So, are you guys ready?
Then...
we declare NFC2019 open!
We're not even downstairs yet.
Ba- ba- ba- burgers!
BURGERS!
Can we please go in
and get some food now!
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This is how Nordic Fuzzcon works!
No, no, no.
This is how a German makes NFC work!
Oh indeed, he's a German!
Hm, yes, this is how a German
makes NFC work!
These are meat leftovers.
You're just about as dark as your soul is.
This is the moment where I need a light.
Now you're full of noise but that'll have to do.
You're getting a badge too...
...but that's for tomorrow because I ran out!
You just wanted to take my crisps!
Or chips.
Depending on....
I mean...
This is supposed to be a joke,
I don't know if you
got it but .... ahm...
Please, give it back?
Okay.
You picked the worst possible time
to come down out of the elevator.
That is a Chicago Deep Dish!
Oh god, what more do you want?
Hello there!
would you like to know about our Lord and saviour
Elon Musk?
Yes, we do!
Alright, aaahhhmmmm....
Are you musky then?
huh?
Are you musky then?
No.
NO!
No?
Actually, biologists call us
sweet martens,
because we're not musky!
There we go.
Hi! Welcome to NFC!
We have fuzz,
and we're in a nordic country!
And it's a con!
Ya!
Is this thing on?
Hi! Security! Tell us!
What's going on? What's happening?
Tell us!
It's bright!
I can barely...
I can make it brighter!
Don't!
Less bright!
Tell us! What's happening?
It's false alarm!
Then why is that here?
Look!
He's smiling, it must be good news!
Wait, there's a fuzzy thing. Hello fuzzy thing!
Helloooooh!
There's a fire alarm!
Oh, it's a camera!
Ooooh!
Oooh, oh!
I shall catch the red dot
of doom!
Hmmm!
Advanced equipment...
Shall...
Oh no, it's...
tracking me! Oh no!
Someone save me!
Fight!
HAHAAAA!
So cute! Right?
Hi!
We're transporting animals that are in need of
aid, either per
an owner that has an animal
that needs help or perhaps
violent animals that someone has.
stumbled upon.
We're gonna tell you more later!
Thank you!
You're not gonna get very far.
It's not an iPhone.
It's MY phone!
Yeah!
It's not an iPhone.
It's MYYYY phone!
Good luck unlocking.
Try to unlock it.
Okay!
Isn't that cute?
10/10 would do again.
Aye, no nomming!
Ey! No nomming!
No, no, no...1
Hey!
There's a camera! Look!
Nuuuh!
Hmmmmmmm!
Can I have more?
I challenge you...
to the battle of...
good boy!
What do I do?
Tell me!
Don't steal the shoes!
Shoes! Stealing!
Stealing shoes!
I get those, aha!
Now I'm a good boy!
Wow, that's...
You get the smelly shoes, hah!
I won!
Ugh....!
Haha!
Ugh!
Ohhh!
Smells like Huskybutt.
I know, it's Carlito-feet.
This is good, I think I'll keep that!
I need another badge!
No!
Yes!
Only one per con!
No!
Boop!
No! One more!
I need one!
Give it!
Now! Gimme!
Give me!
I'm just picturing a fursuit
covered in BBF's badges
No!
Come on!
No!
Come on!
No!
Give it!
No!
Hah!
Mine!
Now how are you gonna put them all on you?
This is all you have?
No, I have more!
Okay.
Then you say it's limited,
It's not limited
if you have more!
*cameraman burps*
Ooohh... eh...
German gas!
Cyclon B!
Ja!
Ugh!
Just swipe your card!
Who goes to a furry con
and records fucking people.
"Fucking people".