Oh Hi, what's up? This is me not in suit!
Not sure if I like this or not...
Happens to me all the time.
See, there's a fursuiter right there!
That's more interesting!
Reese's! Reese's! Right there!!
So how do you like MFF so far?
Aaah, Awesome! I kinda fell asleep early last night!
What did you do?
Yeah, it's awesome!
Cool! It's awesome to see all the furs I haven't seen in like... forever!
My last con was FWA, and I feel so deprived!
(CHEERING)
Oh, it's a husky! Huskies are awesome!
He's a puppy-husky! He's all cool an awesome and huggable... he's nice!
You like my nose?
Wah! Aahh!
Aaah!
What is it....?
Wait, oh, hey! Stop it!
Stop this with my nose!
Hey, oooh! No, no more boops!
Nevar forevarrr!
Hey, wait, what are you doing?
Noooo!! AAhh, curse you!
You know what you can do?
Wait, stand back!
You can drop the bass!
[groaning]
I'm looking at all of you!
At the same time! It's like...
...Cat Magic!
I need a hug first!
Eeh.... hmmm....
No hugs for you!
I'll get a hug!
I'd just turn on the hug power, but that'd break everything!
No hugs for you!!
You gotta angle it right!
Wanna hug?
I dunno... I think he's yellow.
He is very yellow!
He's afraid, awwww...
Almost!
I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic! Almost!
Go check your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic! Almost!
Go check your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic!
Check for your wallet, I think he's got your wallet! Go check your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic!
Check for your wallet, I think he's got your wallet! I've got to hug him, he needs some hug magic!
Check for your wallet, I think he's got your wallet!
Hiiiii! I'm ready for my close-up Mister Video!
Haaaaiii! There's a pretty red light over there!
I can reach it from here!
[Squeakedy-Squeak, Squeaken]
It's in your face, look it's in your face!
Take it! TAKE IT!!
You dirty wolf, TAKE IT!! TAKE IT!!!
I'll just pull the red light towards me! Hi camera!
He's trying to eat me!
Here we see the American cockroach.
In his native habitat.
Sucking up to cute fursuiters...
So he can get a good [censored!!!!]
Let's go and [CENSORED!!!!!] with him!
Sorry, I just had to.
He's down there, it's Kage and I gotta....
...mess with Kage.
Cause... I hate Kage. I hate him.
He's a douchebag.
Friggin pompous ass...
Fuck. "I'm Anthrocon, errr geerr derrr!"
Not this year, Mister!
Okay, THAT I can live with!
That damn light in my face, I can't see!
Oh go away!
I don't know if you're getting this one back.
Can you make my bed really quick?
[giggling]
So, we're here at MFF in Chicago
2013, we're having a great time,
the hotel is freaking awesome,
There's elevators with...
...and we got people walking around...
... doing some amazing things, we've got beautiful fursuiters...
... look at those!
I mean, I cannot imagine a better
friggin' place to have a party right now.
I've got some beer.... mmmmmmm!
There's people on the elevators, with beer....
There's people on.... you know....
I'm having a beautiful, beautiful friggin' time here.
and I never want it to end! But...
It's gonna have to at some point.
You can see the people downstairs, they're all chilling out.
But at some point it's going to have to end.
That's unfortunate, but we'll deal with it when it happens.
This is 2 from MFF and I wish you were here!
You're not here? You missed it!
And How.... err.... no kidding!
I mean and... err....
...they have the nerve to.... just, you know, control all of...
...laws in the street and the....
*chirp*
I don't get it.
*chirp* *chirp* *squeak!*
You know, one of these days...
...they will elect that guy and everything will change.
*squirrrr*
What do you think about the way the democrats are going lately?
*meeep* *beep* *chirrp* *squeak*
*Chirp!* *SQUEAK!* *CHITTER!!!* *SQUEEEAK!!!* *SQUEEEAAAKKK!!!*
You know what, I.... *SQUEAK!!*
I'm right with you, right here!
*SQUEAK!*
Ring ding didididing ding dididing ding ding ding ring!
Photobomb, photobomb!
Hi!
Oh my god your camera has googley eyes!
Yeah, right there!
They're so goddamn cute!
Oh my god! Whooohoo! Hey!
Welcome to MFF!
It's video!
This is not coke!
You're drinking alcohol!
Bad raptor, bad raptor!
It's three o'clock and we're at MFF
It's been an awesome con so far!
Yes, sir!
I've had the most fun I've had in years.
This is beyond awesome.
I've had all the snuggles, all the cuddles
And the people here are just amazing!
[Song: Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!]
Aaaah! [laughter]
Here we are and it's Sunday.
we're chilling out at MFF and
unlike a lot of the places it just got crazier
over the amount of time.
There's shit going on everywhere,
I don't know where I'm at, nobody knows where they're at.
They're all drunk, it's Sunday,
Jesus is very displeased with all of us!
The anatomy of a puppy!
Puppy nose, Puppy eyes...
glowing with... this is booze!
glowing with booze!
Puppy mouth, omnomnom!
That is where the booze went in!
Puppy ears, able to hear the smallest squeak of a fox over a mile away.
And when they hear that, they go after him with the
puppy-crotch!
The puppy-crotch activates and guides them
towards the fox sounds
where they take the puppy-mouth and go omnomnom!
And then they beat down the fox, and then it belongs to them!
Did I leave anything out? Is that alright?
I got it: Puppy-tail!
And I don't know why it's useful but...
it's cute!
*squeak!* *chirrrrp!*
*chirrrrp!*
*squeak?* *squeak?*
*squeak!*
[manic laughter]
Oh no...
What did I do?
[sobbing]
She was killing my soul like...
Cannot....
Oh, it's immortal.
I don't feel bad now...
Sorry BBF... I didn't mean to!
[Song: Booc booc booooc bogoooc!]
Midwest Furfest 2013
Fursuit dance competition!
Get ready! Let me hear you're ready right now!
[crowd cheering]
My name is Thumper, right next to me
My close personal friend and mastermind behind
many of the events and panels and everything you saw here
the head of programming: Please give it up for Kodi!
This is the drunken Cheetah tape, hahah!
Take 1, exactly!
Now we will see how many people will mistake me
for BBF again!
Surprisingly often this happens!
Yeah, they look at the camera, not the face!
How's your drink?
Heh heh... heh...
Good!
Just like Monkey Island grog!
It bleeds through the cup every few minutes!
[Editors note: BBF wrote these subtitles!] :-)
I should shut up now because
I am the holder of things! I should shut up now because
I am the holder of things! I have to subtitle this shit later!
GOOGLEY EYES!! AAHAHAHAH!!
I'm not even in suit!
What's your opinion on sex with furniture?
[laughter]
Next question please!
*belch!*
Hi!
Yes?
Ask your question?
Onai, what's your opinion on sex with furniture?
Just re-stuff it after!
How many times have you been at Midwest Furfest?
Too many.
Too many? How many?
Too many.
Very nice camera you have there!
This is the last night. Still sober or...?
Nahhh...
Ah, that's good to hear!
What is your opinion on sex with furniture?
I think beds are okay.
Seats are okay, too.
Chairs? Not quite my thing.
Bathroom sinks are disgusting!
uhm....
Floor lamps... well...
Only when I'm in the mood for it.
Got more questions?
No, thanks!
Alright!
Zee pirates are coming to get you!
What am I even doing here?
I am so going to regret this tomorrow!
What does the fox say?
Dragony, do you hear me? This one's for you!
It's a good captain!
[sobbing]
This guy is blue!
and he's cute!
And blue!
*hrrrnnngh!*
AAAHHH NOOO! It's OVER!!
Willkommen zu
Mittelwesten Fürriefästen!
Zwanzig-Dreizehn! [2013]
And everything's shit!