Don't make me nosebeep right now, no!
I'm not in a good mood for that!
bll bll bll glglglgl
Aaah!
I want no pictures!
This man!
They let this man in everywhere!
Even South America!
They let him in everywhere!
Go away!
You know, you want cute fursuits?
Go to Disney! There's a million ways to do it!
My butt is too big!
I didn't know it was Under The Table-Con already!
*purrrr*
How are you?
Are you having a good time?
*purr* *chirp*
Hi there!
Fourth time this year!
We gotta stop going to the same cons!
Megaplex!
I'm so excited I cannot wait!
You got company.
Whoooah!
Give him a spanky! There you go!
It's not 3D!
Yeah, err...
he gave it to me as...
Those are so cute! he gave it to me as...
Yea, it's amazing. We have to drink with our pinky out!
And it's a great vintage: Last month!
Hiii!!! And it's a great vintage: Last month!
Hiii!!!
Many.... cameras on me, you know... Oh god!
no... Oh no... NO!
No, don't use those...
No, don't use those..... AHHHHHH!!!
God!
I'm drinking Barefoot White Zinfandel
It is the finest wine that was produced this month!
When you drink it you must drink it with the pinky out
Allright! Cheers!
Cheers!
Do it again!
DO IT AGAIN!
How are you doing?
I suck at bowling!
Ohh, but you're from Germany, you should be good at this!
*chirp chirp*
Das ist Zensiert, das ist nicht... (This is censored, this is not...)
Hier gibt es nichts zu sehen. Kommen Sie mit! (Nothing to see here. Come with me!)
Kommen Sie mit. Hier gibt es Bier. (Come with me! There is beer!)
Das ist Fußwein! (This is feetwine!)
ist Fußwein! (Is feetwine!)
Ist wahr... ja... (It's true... yes!)
Will you bowl tonight?
NEIN! Nein nein, ich bowle nicht (NO! No no, I'm not bowling) Will you bowl tonight?
NEIN! Nein nein, ich bowle nicht (NO! No no, I'm not bowling)
Ja, you will bowl!
Nein, nein nein. Kein bowlen! (No, no no, no bowling!)
Yes you will! Nein, nein nein. Kein bowlen! (No, no no, no bowling!)
Yes you will!
Nein!
Yes! Nein!
Yes!
Nein nein! ähh... ich bin zu... (No no! Ehh... I'm too...) Yes!
Nein nein! ähh... ich bin zu... (No no! Ehh... I'm too...)
zu alt! (too old!)
Zu alt, zu alt, zu alt! (Too old, too old, too old!)
It's the Big Blue Camera. It's always there!
He keeps it in his pants! Do you think that
bulge is something else?
Uh, das ist für alles meine deutsche Freunde! (This is for all my German friends!)
Wir sind hier in, ehhh... (We are here in... ehh...)
In de Bundesstaat Florida, mit de Alligatoren und de... (In the state of Florida, with the Alligators and the...)
[PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND] In de Bundesstaat Florida, mit de Alligatoren und de... (In the state of Florida, with the Alligators and the...)
[PEOPLE CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND] de... de... schwarze Mann hier, und... (the black man here, and the...)
und ehh... die traffic lighten mit der grüner (and ehh, the traffic lights with the green...)
und rot. Uhm, aber ich nicht (and red, uhm, but I'm not...)
rot und grüne ist rot oder grüner und.... (red and green is red or green and...)
und yellowen, ehh... (...and yellow, ehh...)
Hello!
[ELEVATOR RINGS]
Caution! Wet floor!
What the hell?
It's a Bad Dragon toy!
It IS a Bad Dragon toy! It's a Bad Dragon toy!
It IS a Bad Dragon toy!
It's like: "Not a life saving device!"
I can see Bad Dragon having something like this!
They call it the...
Tenting Special
Oh, what do we have here?
Uhm...
Uhh, ok...
I should be able to do something with this
Okay, there's a lot of people
on FA who's be really getting
into this right now.
Hey Gideon! Hi!
We're streaming!
We are streaming?
Are we streaming?
We are streaming!
[Audience yells] We are streaming!
[Audience yells]
So the intertubes are...
[extreme echo] watching us!
Hey!
[laughter]
Funny!
Everybody, it's Willy Wonka!
Willy Wonka, he is
here to welcome you to
Megaplex - The Candy Factory!
It's Megaplex 13
welcome, did you guys have fun so far?
[audience cheers]
By the time I pulled the plug
last night's count
was last year's total attendees.
We are bigger than last year already!
We'll go over those numbers at the end of the convention.
Mary Mouse? Want to come up here real quick?
Everybody, this is Mary Mouse!
Thank you Mary.
Hi!
Mary came to us
from Ohio,
she does the Certified tags,
Will <ou have lots of Certified tags
available this weekend?
Oh yeah.
I saw them on display in the dealers room
it's like up the wall and around the ceiling.
The whole dealers room!
The whole dealers room is certified at this point.
We're glad you're here,
Thank you so much for coming!
I'm so happy to be here, this is great!
As I was telling Mary, we do our very best
to make sure everybody's happy
And that you'll wanna come back as a dealer next year
Our other guest of honor just arrived
and we remember somebody went
totally spastic at closing ceremonies
last year when we announced that
Tani DaReal's gonna be here!
Tani, wanna come up here real quick?
We'll get your microphone real quick.
Did you have a good flight into Orlando?
Yes, actually we did!
We used all the bad luck on our flight to Anthrocon, so...
it was really a good flight.
Bad luck for AC, good luck for Megaplex.
Absolutely!
I'm not gonna tell Uncle Kage that
who's not in his chair right now.
This is your first time in Florida, right?
Yes, it is!
Are you liking Florida?
We've just been here for
one and a half days, and we already
love it, seriously.
Great!
We're also really fortunate to have
some really great additional
guests that are going to be here,
FoxAmoore, come up!
[audience cheers]
He's our Guest of Honor from last year!
Also,
Cheetah, if you could come up here real quick,
one of the chairmen from
Eurofurence is joining us this year!
[audience cheers]
BigBlueFox is also running around
with a camera, he's right here,
He's also DJ for our
Megaplex.de dance
on Saturday night,
Do you guys have anything to say real quick?
I just kinda seem to stay away from you all
It's a real pleasure to be here again
Hi everyone, again!
Cheetah, want to say hi to all the Florida furs?
Hi there, nice to meet you all!
I really feel like I don't belong up here
I'm not contributing that much to the con.
I'm just getting drunk and
hopefully not creating any trouble for you
Nah, I don't think so!
How many of you are looking forward
Megaplex.de dance on Saturday night?
[audience cheers]
I guess you contribute!
Oh yeah,
BBF and I are going to be here on
this stage probably?
And we're going to hit the play button for you guys!
We'd really appreciate if you come over on Sat. night
and just dance with us and have some fun.
We have one final thing
that I agreed to, and I really regret it,
We're going to actually start
our charity fundraiser now.
at the close of opening ceremonies.
Here's the deal:
I don't know if Uncle Kage is around, I don't see him.
He's probably still eating.
Here's what happened:
We had a staffer that came up with this
crazy idea:
What if we could start raising money
early, what could we do to our conchair?
and...
they got me really drunk.
That doesn't take much!
It doesn't take much.
But they found a pink
pyjama-bunny suit from
A Christmas Story
So here's the deal:
If you guys can raise $500
before we end closing ceremonies,
I'll be wearing the bunnysuit
for the next hour.
If you raise $1000
I'll be wearing it all day.
If you raise $2000,
allday today and tomorrow.
If you raise $3000,
I'll be wearing it
all through the con
as long as registration is open, up to
closing ceremonies.
If for some reason, you guys manage to
to raise $12000,
Uncle Kage has agreed to wear the bunny suit!
[audience cheers]
And if for some miracle we manage to raise
$15000, FoxAmoore
has agreed to perform a concert in it.
[laughter]
Yeah, staff is already starting!
If you guys wanna start donating,
if you hit $500
within the next few minutes....
I've got to wear this pink bunny suit.
And it ain't pretty,
it's really bright pink.
Okay, you guys start counting!
Okay guys, you don't have to rush all at once!
This isn't Anthrocon,
you don't start throwing money over the stage!
Alright...
another $100? Okay....
Keep coming, because we're trying to remind
this is all going to C.A.R.E!
[AUDIENCE CHEERS!]
Alright, so apparently we already raised over $1000!
I'm stuck in this until the closing of reg today....
Again, if we raise $2000,
I'll put it back. I take it off at 7... and
I'm not going through my neighborhood dressed like this!
We're gonna keep the count. Thank you so much for the donations
for C.A.R.E., I think they're gonna be really surprised
We only raised $4000 total last year
it'd be really great if we could hit $8000 for them.
That would double it.
What?
$1248,50 is what you guys have raised so far!
[CHEERING] $1248,50 is what you guys have raised so far!
[CHEERING]
Allright, so thank you so much... [CHEERING]
Allright, so thank you so much...
Welcome to the Candy Factory!
[CHEERING]
Everyone: Go have a good time!
beautiful moments as well coz there's lotsa stuff happening!
Here we are at Megaplex
Where shall I go? What should I do?
I don't know. Help! Somebody help me please
I can't make up my mind, there are so many things
to do and so many places to go!
I cannot believe what I just saw: And this
This con... yeah, this con!
trust me on this
We believe you! We're ready to believe you!
*beep*
Rawr!
Look! A distraction!
Aww, damn!
It's so amazing, I don't know what to...
It's so amazing...
You have funny face! It's so amazing...
You have funny face!
You have nobody else to bother?
My red battery light is blinking at me...
I burned my whole battery. And you gonna win 'cause I have nothing left.
Everyone, walk away! Hotel! Hotel!
The ballpit is real!
Hi! Get in!
I've been in!
What?
I've been in!
Dive in there, like a pool!
Hello!
Hi!
Don't worry!
I'm actually dressed normally
Your video recorder and thing you watch it on, your Laptop...
it got color going wrong, don't worry. It's not me!
It's all on you. all!
No! No no!
You can't see me. I'm invisible!
Key Lime Pie, and
Cheesecake, and Chocolate Cake...
and ice cream and a lot of sugar!
Enough for everybody
And here he comes...
Nooo!
Is there a residency for DJ's at furcons?
I'm not a DJ. I know a guy, I think... Is there a residency for DJ's at furcons?
I'm not a DJ. I know a guy, I think...
You know a guy... You know a guy named Tekfox? I'm not a DJ. I know a guy, I think...
You know a guy... You know a guy named Tekfox?
Yea...
Score!
That was a good one!
Lewis...
Lic...Kiss him Lacy, kiss him!
Well, I haven't drank enough to say...
Megaplex con is tired con
Thank you!
Oh god. Why are you doing this?
Oh my god. Who is this?
It's this guy...
This guy searches the world for me and finds me in Florida!
Of all places...
The god damn swamp hell of the United States
It's not that bad!
Hey, this state was built on swamps and now we are floating on them. It's not that bad!
Hey, this state was built on swamps and now we are floating on them.
Oh god yes!!!
Ahhhh....
I love the smell of technology!!!
Ahhhh!!!
It's great!
He's drunk!
Now your camera is fucked!
Aaaahhhhh!
Hiii!!!
*BOOP*
WHYYY?
GO AWAY! You! You! Get out of here!
Stop it! Why?
Imma sitting here and be boring!
They'll go away eventually. I know they go.
Someday... maybe...?
Again...
Kryphos... You can help me!
Yes, come over here and be fuzzy!
They like filming fuzzy things
Not me! Noo!
I know...
*yelp*
Yes, yes you come here... you come here...
No...
Film fox, not me!
Him!
Stop it!
What do you want from me?
Say: Welcome to Megaplex!
[SQUEAKS "WELCOME TO MEGAPLEX"]
That was good!
[SQUEAKING]
This is fucking bullshit!
I've never heard this tune...
I'm gonna play an Alice Cooper song I've never heard this tune...
I'm gonna play an Alice Cooper song
?? I don't know how to play... ?
I'm used to play it with a giant bodyframe, this is kind of...
I'm like...
Definitely a learning curve. You know, from this to this... I'm like...
Definitely a learning curve. You know, from this to this...
I'm used to punk rock, I'm already down here.
Now sing!
No! Now sing!
No!
My throat is shut to shit
I am not being recorded
Nohoo
You suck!
Why are they recording when I'm out of suit?
How is the con so far?
What?
How is the con so far?
Good!
It's a very good time, I'm having lots of fun!
I feel like I'm getting contact drunk
Hello internet world. Welcome to Megaplex 2014!
Prggr..ffft... not again!
He tried to outrun a Husky. Hah!
So much blackmail material!
The ultimate golden retriever thing...
...a thousand balls!
Look, he was here. It's evidence!
That's what the thing is about furries. It's all about evidence!
Oh no, now he's gonna...
And look at this guy, he is following people... around....
Yep, yep And look at this guy, he is following people... around....
Can I get that in stereo?
Gay!
Oh... Whoops!
Dead lion... Dead lion...
It's a delion!
Aaaahh!
It's just gonna lay there. Fine!
Where's the new suit?
What?
[Manic laughter]
Raaahr!
[still laughter]
Oh, his reflection!
I can sneak away...