This guy touched me!
I need an adult!
He touched her!
On the....
This guy beeped her on the nose!
Booped her right on the nose.
I need a jar!
Oh, hello!
I'm here so...
the exchange of the porn.
The exchange of the porn.
Sorry, porn doesn't exist.
Oh, of course not.
I said the exchange
of the artwork.
You looked at me into my eyes, that's
so nice of you.
Ehat?
You mean these?
What color are my eyes?
Yeah right, I have eyes!
How's you doing eh?
Going well! What's that?
Flatspawts!
You're back here again, I haven't eaten you enough?
Nope!
No? Really?
Yeah!
Let me just run you down
my body. Look at that!
Naarrrrrr!
Hi!
Food!
Hello Deutschland,
das ist... This is...
Ich bin Onkel Kage, ich bin hier I'm Uncle Kage, I'm here
in Motor City Furcon, at Motor City Furcon,
mit meinem with my
Wasser, das ist kein Sake water, this isn't Sake
Nein, das ist kein Sake, Nope, that's not Sake,
da ist eine Bar hier. There's a bar here.
BBF, how did you get so tall?
Why are you wearing platform shoes?
Dude, it's okay. We're all short.
Okay? We don't have to pretend to be tall anymore.
Shit, now I'm tall!
Noooooooo!
How's the weather down there, children?
Would you like a candy bar?
Just come to MCFC.
Get in your time machine, come back to 2018,
and you can have one for a small donation
for charity.
Hi everybody!
Thanks for watching YouTube!
Have you ever been to a Hilton hotel?
My dad runs a dealership.
You can't arrest me.
I'm an American citizen.
This is how we do it in America.
Do you like country music?
Two pads!
Three pads!
Is that Goldi?
No, it's not.
It's Guiness.
I can see you through my mouth, Renard Thatch!
Na-HAH!
I can see
through my secret viewpoint
Renard Thatch is...
NAAAHH!
It's gonna be a delicate operation.
No, it's like Pilates.
This is my Pilates class.
Oh no!
I need to make sure
all of the photographers are done.
This is literally
if you came to my Pilates class
you could get this except for....
Coming to you live from MCFC 2018
it's me! Thanks for watching!
Don't forget to subscribe!
Yeah, don't forget to subscribe...
to me! Not this guy.
How you doin'?
I didn't do it!
You broke it!
It was broken when I came here.
You broke it!
No booping the snoot!
Boop this snoot!
There you go!
Aaaaah!
There. Don't boop this snoot!
Roar!
Raaahr!
Deeetroit!
No, nooo....
Noooo! Stop booping!
Noohoooo!
It's Saturday night at
MCFC 2018 and we're having fun!
No, Blue, no!
Not at 2 in the morning!
You'll only incriminate me!
Look you're on cam!
Turn around this way!
Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem!
MCFC,it's like...
3 in the morning!
*Scooby Doo noises*
Is that a video or a picture?
It's video.
Oh shit!
Oh, who's that?
Me?
Who's that?
I'm trying to figure that out,
I think he wants to fight me but
he's not coming out from the other side!
He's not there.
Can you help me open this thing?
Maybe you should just kick it in.
Oh, I'm not gonna touch that! Nope!
Not touching it!
Not touching it! It wasn't me!
IT WAS NOT ME!
It wasn't me!
Hi! How you're doing?
How you doin?
What is that?
I'm gonna boop it. Can I boop it?
Imma boop it!
I'm not food.
He's food. Eat him!
I am?
Yes.
Look, his badge is a waffle!
Yes. He's not...
There you go. We did it!
Nomnomnom!
We completed Science.
I'm good at that!
It's about Science, right?
Yeah, okay. Good good.
I have this effect on men everywhere.
Are you ready?
It gets smaller.
You touch it, and it gets smaller.
This is the effect I have on men.
But if you want to see what else it does,
Okay, so, the staff, this is the trick:
You go: "Bugga bugga bugga!"
Tadaaaah!
Like I'm a Magician, but I suck.
And I'm good at it.
I like the articles, okay?
The articles and the anatomy,
but there's this guy saying hello!
Point to him. Hi!
You see that guy?
Hi! Welcome to us here.
Motor City Furry Con...
Back up, security here. Back up.
I was about to say, that sounds
very much like a ...
Hey, the Paparazzi are here.
Hello! -Hello!
Salute!
It's Germany.
Afternoon!
It's "Guten Tag!"
Yes. Guten Tag!
Omnomnom!
Nohmnohmnohm!
Wait, this is Italian pasta so
how would Italians say it?
Drachetto!
It'd be like: "Nuhm nuhm nuhm!"
You have to have the hand with that.
Il Nomme! Il Nomme!
Il nomme!
Il nomme da Pasta di Fredo!
[Let's skip that "Mine!"-Loop for once!] Signed, the editor
Oh wait, you don't have a fursuit!
Hi!
Is it in far enough?
Feels good, oh yeah!
The hot dog is stuck in his...
It's right here!
Hang on, maybe I can get it out!
Well, you can keep the tip!
Meow?
Meow!
We were talking about
how he's having
a midlife crisis.
Yes, it's a crisis!
Monday, my crisis was I ran out of Bourbon!
That's my midlife crisis!
Ran out of Bourbon!
When he runs out of alcohol he actually gets a hangover.
I'm not having a hangover
because I'm not gonna get sober!
You get hangovers when you're sober,
That's bullshit. Oh, I said
the Bull-word. Sorry. You get
hangovers when you're sober.
I'm not getting sober.
That's why I'm not getting a hangover.
There's someone behind you.
Feels good!
Aaah! Tastes like debauchery!
It's video!
Gawd, no! Gawd!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently auctioning off the military!
How about Bad Dragon?
We're not allowed to auction those off anymore,
too many holes.
*PLOP*
OH! Champagne! I heard Champagne!
Aaawww!
*PLOP!*
No alcohol for you, Alkali!
No alcohol for Alkali,
we already made that mistake!
What are you talking about?
Don't just spoil my booze!
The last item, which
for some reason is out of order,
slot 1833, I don't know how
it got out of order...
NO, YOU DO!! NOW SHUT UP! DUDE!!
Mystery Poster number 4.
I have $100 in the front row
for the MCFC 2018
charity auction benefiting to these people
What the hell?
I have an opening bid of
$100.
I have 200...
Nooo....
[chants] Turn around! Turn around!
[excited screams]
HEY GUYS!
I'M THE MAN FOR ONCE!!
YAAAYY!
Can't say the same about him tho!
So, because apparently the auctioneers have
been either poorly or legally obliged
to leave the stage because they're about to throw up,
we are going to begin the bidding
for this lovely masterpiece
featuring none other than your auctioneers
for only $100.
$200! To the man
that has absolutely no dignity left in his life!
$200. The signatures would be
at least $300.
$200 right now.
What was that?
Two-hundred-goddamn-fifty!
$250 from the drunken man
behind the curtain throwing up.
[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
$250 from the man behind the curtain!
[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
$250 from the man behind the curtain
making sign language on the screen.
$255!
We have $255....
$275!
$275 from the other man behind the curtain throwing up!
[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
$275!
$275 for your fantasy of your most
failfree historical ship in the fandom
ever!
$280 up front!
Whoever gets this auction
according to Goldenwolf,
will also get the digital copy
of this file!
NO! NO! FUCKING NO! FUCK NO!
$280 to
....
I'll kill him, you kill him!
$280 for the....
Alright, I committed murder!
$280 for watching
Alkali murder someone!
$300!
$300 for watching Alkali murder someone!
$369 if Alkali
[incomprehensible]
[incomprehensible yelling from backstage]
$369 for Alkali to
put it in his art room!
You come back here!
It's not my house, I don't care!
What? $400 for Alkali
to put it up in his art room!
I got so many fucking...
$400 for Alkali
to commit murder and
put it in his art room!
The fuck is going on?
Are you getting a phone call?
No, your dignity is not
in your cellphone. You'll never find it.
It's a masterpiece.
Are you filming a nature documentary,
is it that what's going on here?
Can you open it please?
Wow!
Hi!
What's going on in there?
My voice is shite, it's been a
wonderful weekend. Yeah!
This will be almost as crazy as
seeing you outside of a con!
Hi!
Come snuggle with us...
... forever...
...and ever...
...and ever!
[Firr sings] All we need is...
[Firr sings] Radio Gaga!
Thank you guys for coming to see your...
[Oddy plays "Careless Whisper" by George Michael]
No!!
Our insurance doesn't cover blindness!
Firr?
What?
Firr!
WHAT?
I wanna get this goddamn show
show on the road!
I'VE BEEN STALLING FOR YOU!!
Are we ready?
We're still on hold.
No! NO!! NO!!!!
NO!! GODDAMN
NOOO!
Your call is important to us.
Please stay on the line and
it will be answered in the order
it was received. Thank you!
Your convention experience
is important to us.
We know you have plenty of options when it comes to
choosing your convention and we're glad you chose
Motor City Furcon.
Please have a great day.
Careful, careful, careful....
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage:
The Spanish Inquisition!
You have to point it at your face,
that's how microphones work.
I've heard that before.
Oh.
Did I tell you that at a previous con?
Probably.
Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen,
We had a wonderful weekend,
welcome to the closing ceremonies of MCFC.
I wanna thank you all for attending
you guys have been amazing this weekend.
Thank you so very much.
We'll try to keep this short and sweet,
and get around to everybody as quickly as we can.
and then let you guys have a wonderful evening party.
Let's move it on to Dez here.
First, we have two wonderful GoH's
that I want to thank for everything they did this weekend.
Heather Bruton for all the amazing and wonderful artwork
that went into everything that came here
and of course Path Hyena for his
comedy event this weekend,
Thanks to both of you, are you guys here?
Hopefully...
...you're here...
No... they must be get....
Oh!
Stop, I'm trying to be serious!
If you kill him, you take his job!
Welcome vice chair Path
to MCFC!
Seriously, both of them, thank you so
much for coming out
if either of you want to say something, this is your
final word in...
here you go.
Thank you so much!
It was tons of fun to do this
A lot of spirit,
people were super happy here,
there weren't a lot of issues,
from the convention runners perspective
that's a beautiful year!
That's gorgeous, thank you so much. Appreciated!
I'm just the one that herds the cats occasionally,
and I've always had that opinion of
if you guys don't know who I am
I've probably done my job right.
So....
Apparently I need to be closer to the mike!
Thank you, Oddy!
He's the one that makes me sound good.
Kinda give a shout-out to this hotel.
For 10 years, there's been a fur con here.
It's been five years with us,
and before us, they
were the host of FCN for another
five years.
Seems like a pretty amazing record for
the hotel that still manages to hold
us, put up with us,
and actually,
is part of our family
as much as any of our staff
and you guys.
I just want to give them a big
round of applause for that.
This year we exceeded our numbers from last year.
Last year we were at 1289,
this year we made it to 1314.
And out of that 1314,
we had 80 sponsors
I'm sorry,
we had 606 sponsors!
And we had 80 supersponsors.
That's a lot of you guys!
I appreciate everyone coming out, supporting the con
With everything
that you guys raised and
a contribution made by the con directly
I have a cheque here for Mark
for $12000.
You're amazing! It's you guys, thank you!
Did I miss anything?
That is so fucking awesome!
I just wanna thank you guys again,
this is gonna go a long way,
for those that follow me on
I keep saying Facebook because I don't have time
for Instagram or... I don't know what the other...
Twitter... so I post everything on Facebook
because it's easy for me when I'm on the road.
We just purchased new sloth enclosures,
and a new Binturong indoor habitat
I had a fundraiser for that
we didn't meet the goal, this will
pay for the rest of those,
and then this wants to be used for rescuing
the other things that we do.
Thank you guys from the bottom of my heart
this is amazing. Thank you.
Next year's theme and GoH's
are still being finalized,
they will be announced shortly on the website,
Twitter, Facebook...
[Firr:] I accept!
No, Firrkali!
We already had Alkali!
[Alkali:] NO!!
[Firr:] Someone draw that!!
NO!!
Gimme that!
Hey guys....
We made more money for the charity!
And on that note:
A/V! Hit it!
[Monty Python's "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" plays]
This is Xzadfor using
BBFs camera to record something
completely worthless.
Why are you recording,
What value is this?
There is no value!
There is just...
Okay, you're turning on the light.
Why are you turning on the light?
And it's wasting batteries,
I'm seeing underexp....
...is using up...
He's got it set up so...
...help wasting...
I'm seeing underexposed.... like...
grid everywhere!
...using valuable tape...
No, this is not tape!
...for using valuable...
We're chippin! We're chippin!
...or using....
We're chippin!
...wasting energy...
We're chippin!
...it's gotta go big,
You're gonna cause global warming
from this recording!
IT'S GONNA DIE!
WE'RE GONNA KILL EVERYBODY HERE!
You are causing everybody to...
I'm killing everyone,
I'm media.
Why are you so taaaaaall?
Go down!
Down!
You need to go down!
You're a little kitty!
You're a dog thing
that likes to sniff buttholes and
drink out of a toilet.
Well, you all try to catch the little red dot
and you can't!
You....
your mom is a dog!
You poop in a box!
You are a son of a.... Thank you!
Thank you!
At least I'm not a kitty!
At least I'm not a dog thing!
Can't make up my mind!
Kitty!
No!
I'm dog hardware
running on cat software.
That's what I am.
That's just as bad and you know it.
You know what? If I'm a kitty,
Imma take a nap.
Kitty!
Kittykittykittykittykittykittykitty!
Kitty!
Roooll the kitty!
Kitty!
You're a kitty!
You're a kitty.
Why would you have to think about that?
You're a kitty!
You're a kitty. You had to think about it.
Kitty.
Kiiitty.
Kitty.
Kitty?
Kitty.
Now kiss!
You're both kitties.
I'm a fox!
I'm with you, they're kitties.
Kitties!
Kitty?
Kitty!!
Hah!
I'm top dog again!
Hahaaaa!
Yaaaayyy!
Everyone eats Kibbles.
You eat Kibbles!
I'm gonna have
rare steaks every day.
Five times a day!
You get Kibbles!
And you get hot dogs!
Kibbles for everybody!
And I enjoy the steaks!
You're pretty!
You get one steak every day!
Aaahhh Jesus!
God damnit!
Yes?
Yes!
Your room is that way.
No, it's not.
There's a room party with coffee
and stuff that BBF is attending.
Somewhere there!
He was walking that way.
You're like, the Cheesekat!
Look! There's a cheese wheel!
Around the corner!
Uhm....
No, it's.... could you...
god damnit!
I'm trying... noo!
Please, aaah!
Nosebeeping!
Ahhh!
Yes?
Hello!
Hello?
I have no cheese!
Aaaahhh!
Meow?
Why are you still here?
Meow?
No!
Mew?
Noooo!
Mew?
NOOO!
Mew?
NOOOO!!!
Bye!
Are you still abusing the poor meerkat?
Here, now go away!
Oooh.
I dunno what this is but I'm good with it.
I've been bribed.