Hold that rig,
we're gonna take this inside!
Okay!
Cool!
Got it!
See you in a little bit!
Okay!
Hey guys!
Hey, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Great!
I gotta get this for insurance purposes.
It's my own design!
This is for the doc to see what happened
when they drag you in there.
I know, right?
Hey Oddy,
are you working out?
What?
You're looking awfully buff there!
Thanks!
I mean,
it's like your arms don't fit your sleeves anymore,
what's up with that?
Are you pumping up inbetween shows?
Uh....
My voice is still the same, right?
Is your right arm bigger than your left?
I can't...
Wow!
We'll take that part out of the film.
No, leave it in!
I'll smack you in the eye with this,
make a spectacle of you.
Bonjour.
Welcome to
zee convention!
Does your....
...mother smell of elderberries?
It has begun, I see.
Yes, it has.
Notice how I turned off the porn box
before you got behind me.
Oh god,
it started to come back!
Sorry, not sorry.
That's what you get for living in America for too long.
My name is furry Dez
and I'd like to tell you all about the
most amazing con!
It's here,
in Novi, Michigan,
and we're going to be all about
Monty Python this year.
My name is Pandez!
My quest
is to drink from the holy growler.
Let's find the holy growler.
My favourite color
is blue.
No, green... aaaaahh!
Someone knows what matters!
That's not me, that's him!
You're here!
I remember you!
And all of you!
It's so good to see you again!
I'm sober and it's weird!
That is a bar.
- A bar? A bar.
We'll use all these cups this weekend, right?
This is stack 2.
Stack 1 is in the room.
And: for porn!
2018!
I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend,
and especially a.... uh, aahhh!
This guy is an awesome guy!
I hope you enjoy it,
Newcomers, I hope you enjoy...
The cameraman wants to take my nose!
Aaaaaaahhh!
My shoulders! Why?
Remember good mischiev!
It's a clean and wonderful con!
This is awesome.
And I appreciate everything they have done
for a lot of people!
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
That's very heavily into the camera.
Oh god, I've gone cross-eyed!
Did you try to touch a camera?
No, I....
There are three laws
against touching cameras:
Rule 1:
If the camera doesn't touch you, it doesn't want it.
Rule 2 involves
things we should not say on camera.
That's very important guys!
Rule 3
involves the breast.
Leave the camera's breasts alone.
You'll get us in so much trouble, I'm telling you.
Don't just film me drinking,
also, are you just pointing it at my chest?
I can't tell where you're recording.
Turning your thing around...
You're an ass!
Most of the.... NO!
That was the most technologically
advanced cyclops!
You're supposed to have a terrible sneak jack
I'll have you know.
No, I'm so sorry,
Ooops, oh nooo!
Oh my god, why?
Why must there be pain in this world?
Later I'll be licking this off my shirt.
It's good Scotch!
Can't get any worse!
It can always get worse.
You're wet as it is.
Oh thanks.
You always make me wet.
I'll get the spray bottle out!
It's beans!
I guess, just beans!
Hmmmmm...
Calories!
CALORIES!
I'll have you with a fresh dinner!
Father beans, and more beans!
And basically beans on top of that.
And did I mention beans?
Beans calories!
Rraaah-Hahaha!
Look at this: Touch me!
Oh touch me! Oh yes!
I like it right here on the top!
Now it's turning me on, too, hun!
Yeah, I have no idea how
this feels, but...
...I've read this in books.
Oh no!
Whoah!
Don't drink BBQ sauce!
Only one drink and they can take my nose!
Aaahh!
He's got my nose!
Eeey! Mine!
Mine!
Aaaah!
Mine!
Mine Mine!
Mine
Mine!
Mine
Mine!
Mine
Mine!
Mine
Mine! Mine Mine!
Get your own!
Mine!
Miiiine!
Mine Mine!
Mine
Mine!
AAAHHHHH!
Oh great.
You almost killed me last year,
not again! No!
No!
No boopin' the snoot!
No booping the snoot!
N... ooooow!
Stop the light!
Aaaah, the light!
It's so bright!
Just kidding, HI!
My god!
Why is it always me?
Because you look so handsome!
Wow, thanks!
I'm handsome apparently.
Do you think so with this wide angle lens close
face, distorting my face I'm sure
that's great!
Oh god, I can see that!
I can actually see that
inside the lens, it's great!
Yay, I'm....
play a little peek-a-boo!
Can I boop it?
Can I boop it??
Aaaaand
Boop!
Oh no, noooo!
...keep my boop snoot face...
Oh god!
Just keep it save!
I need an adult!
The fox is attacking me!
Aaaaaiiiiieeeee nooo!
Yeah, okay!
Imma go...
that way! Bye!
I love coming to cons just to see how
fucking creative people are with their
stuff, oh man,
like you see some people that got these big ones
commissioned before, then you got those
that make their own rig,
using the best Walmart material
and Amazon specials,
excuse me.
OMG you taste like sugar,
WTF?!
Because I'm so sweet!
Dammit!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I appologize
for the late start, trying to get more people
over here, it's Thursday, and I was just
informed that we had two parties
shut down so far, Guys,
fucking cut it out!
WTF is behind me?
Bark, bark... barkbarkbark!
He's alive!
I want everyone to know there's a
special hole on this cut-out
that you can get aquainted with tomorrow
at the charity!
There's something wrong with
about eight of you.
Welcome to Mystery
Science Theatre 3000
a.k.a. Mistake!
Here are the rules guys:
This is MST3K,
furry style!
We're about to watch
a movie. Your goal is to
me and only me
quit. The people at this table
haven't signed the waiver because
they're intelligent.
When they quit you get a point,
when I quit you win. If we make it
through the movie, I win, right
now the score is 5 losses
Pandez, did you bring the
count?
We had him count,
right now I've lost 5 times.
3 were at this con.
You guys can make drinking rules
for this movie.
Those rules can be anything
from obscure to specific.
Meeeeh!
Middlefinger! Drink!
Middlefinger, dr.....
hold on, WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET!
Don't care, drink!
Okay, he doesn't care!
Starting rules:
Over here!
What do you got?
Whenever someone has a nose-bleed, finish your drink.
Everytime you have to take a drink,
you must be touching someone else.
Touching rules!
Everytime you get loud, you drink!
I'm about to die!
10 Euros!
A German is making the rules!
I'm terrified!
Come on, you're brave!
As a jew, I'm terrified!
Everytime one of the panelists burps, you drink.
I love you, Alkali!
Guys, everyone:
Dial 9, 1, and when I
die, hit 1 again!
Sexual tension!
Three swords!
Did you just make noise?
I made noise!
You're next, BBF,
you're next!
Is everyone having a good time?
Fuck you!
I don't know what you're into
but not everything is sexual tension!
Yes it is, we're furries!
Sexual tension!
That's a sunset!
Sexual tension.
How is a sunset... you are so...
Sun is hot! Sexual tension!
You are so German
you're Scottish, you're...
Xander.
I don't know what I'll do next but
I'll probably jerk off.
Sexual tension!
*BURRRP!*
Drink!
How are you doing?
Middlefinger! Drink!
I'm not bailing out,
I have a tiny bladder. I shall return.
Yeah, right!
I'll be back!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Thursday night, we just
made $1000!
You guys just made four fucking
figures. Guys,
this is why we are here!
$1000 in the first 30....
... within the first 30 minutes
of this fucking movie.
Oh, they're so generous, holy...
Hi, what's going on guys?
You tell me!
There's alcohol in my alcohol!
Ladies and Gentlemen, your first victim!
Xander the Blue is calling it quits!
Give him a huge round of applause!
Guys, everyone on the panel,
a cheers to Xander
the Blue. We'll miss you!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Justin has to clear out
that is two kills, congrats!
Dude!
Defeat him!
I love how your shirt is just sodium.
And Batman.
Na na na na na na....
OH THEY DIDN'T!!
I can't feel my face!
Oddy, do you have anything to say to the audience?
*burp*
I have decided to
bail out because tomorrow
I need to be alive.
So guys, before opening
ceremonies, you have raised
$1187.65!
Motor City Furcon
is the spiritual successor
of FCN, what I
consider one of the greatest
cons in the fandom history.
Someone hug him now!
Guys, $10.000 is not enough for this con.
Let's make this happen.
We're furries.
We are the group
that somehow joined together
to have a convention
because we thought Don Karnage was hot!
We are furries!
And that means one specific thing:
We know.
We know, and we don't fucking care.
You won!
Gentlemen, I don't know who was in there with me
but you fuckers won!
A thousand fucking do... I...
chair!
Sexual tension!
There is no sexual tension!
Hold on. Sexual tension?
So...
there I was...
standing in front of a train,
as the train barreled towards me
at 40.000 mph,
I thought "Oh my god, this is Back To
The Future." And I thought of our
future.
So you killed me.
But I was into it!
I don't know why but I was totally into it.
I think it's your teeth.
Can you open your mouth?
I don't have teeth!
Okay, that's the hottest thing ever.
Don't forget one very important
thing: We do this for charity.
Every Furcon has a charity
they support and that is no different for MCFC
When you go to a con, doesn't matter
long it is before your previous con, remember
throw 1, 5 dollars in
20 dollars if you have that kind of income,
do not forget, that is
why we're here, why we can continue
to come to these cons,
are you here for the charity?
You are totally gonna eat so
many animals! I am!
I know!
Stitches! Hiiiii!
Guys, Murder is fun. Have fun!
Everything started spinning.
He's gay!
Here's the trick of all stress:
You take the stress, you shove it into
a ball,
I knew this is the only...
You mean mental pain?
I can't do as much as physical pain but
Let me show you. I'm gonna show you
Stress relief?
No, no!
I'll talk to Dez, he's a pharmacist!
That's true!
They're fitting those little pill bottles and
it fits perfectly
HI!
Don't ask me about drug things at cons!
I hear everything!
We all know this!
Spam, spam-eggs and spam?
That's a real thing?
Spam spam spam spam....
I get into theme!
Even if it cost me $1.09!
SPAM!
Spam eggs and bacon!
Can I get just the eggs?
But that wouldn't make it Spam, spam, spam....
Alright, I can get with this,
Nice camera, I love it, yeah,
Yes, okay, okay!
Gosh!
You guys can't see it, but the poor
cameraman has to hold up the camera
like this above his head!
It's funny to me!
My face is up here.
The power of media and the camera.
Sitting there and staring at me.
It's bright.
It hurts. It burns.
Hi, I'm Asian, I have technology!
I am technologying right now!
I am being very productive with...
I swear I'm not hacking into the White House
Is that Hillary Clinton's secret email server?
Where's the self destruct?
Uhm....
See here...
You hit this button,
then you hit
ugh...
that button, and then a button
will appear that you hit
and then you click Yes.
Do you know what all these buttons do?
Every last one.
Which one is the self destruct?
Uhm....
It's hidden away. Under the desk.
You have to get an errection to touch it tho.
What do you wanna do?
Do we stay or do we leave?
I don't know!
What do we do?
I don't know. We're quitting.
Alright.
That's the beer guy!
Beer guy! YEAH!
[audience chants] Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
Where's Pandez?
I don't know where he is right now.
How is registration doing out there?
I've got no clue.
Do you have anything important to say?
We have things to say but I don't think
they're very important.
What's with all the questions?
I was not expecting the Pandez inquisition.
Nobody expects the Pandez inquisition!
[laughter]
Nobody expects the Pandez inquisition!
I'll try that again!
Nobody expects the Pandez inquisition!
You know, I'm slightly frightened if
this is the way we're starting off!
Oh my god!
I wanna welcome all of you to
MCFC 2018:
The Search for the Holy Growler.
For all you guys that have
rejoined us from previous years:
Thank you!
For all you guys that are
here for the first time, you have no
clue what you're getting into.
We have two special guests joining us this weekend:
First we have Heather Bruton.
Heather is an amazing artist and
her work can be seen in our dealer's room.
Please buy things.
And second, we have brought in
Path Hyena!
Hi everybody!
[audience:] Hi Path!
It works if you work it!
If you're in a fursuit and you're walking
down the halls, please do not
scratch the doors.
It's only been an issue once,
but we'd like to prevent it from being an issue again.
Do not chase the geese.
If you chase the geese,
they will fight back, and there's a good
chance you'll end up in the pond in the front.
You wouldn't be the first person that has done so.
We still have stuff from 2015 and earlier.
Those who have sponsored:
It's in the sponsor's lounge.
Take it. We don't want it.
It's on a table. It says "Free stuff".
I believe they had a sign that said
Somebody said they had a sign there that said
"Free stuff, take this!" and they took the sign.
Free sign!
So like I said,
Let's keep this short, sweet.
We're not here to hear us talk, we're here to have fun.
So you all have a great
day, enjoy the con,
Enjoy this 1, 2....
5 day con!
3! 3? Oh, 3!
Have a great time, enjoy, and
feel free to say Hi if you see us wander around.
MCFC is officially open!
Oh, here we go!
This is.... this is....
You're supposed to boop it, I think.
Boop the tea?
Extra sugar.
I got it at Starbucks.
And we're back. That was a fox stretching.
Nothing's more fun than being put to his place.
No, why, what?
I'm not in a fuzzy suit.
There's so many, oh god,
I'm surrounded, oh man,
I got idiot in stereo!
So weird.
We got 1, 2, 3, 4....
Wait!
Maybe finally one of you gets my good side.
Which one? There is none.
There's none...
There's a bad side and a worse side.
How do you like it, huh?
Aah!
Aaah!
I can't even focus, I can't.
AAAHH!
Why are there so many?
Here, this is the cute one!
There!
Fursuiter! Act adorable! Do things!
No, no! Wait! Wait!
Fine!
Can you hear me?
With those ears? Can you hear what I'm saying?
I whisper really loud.
You've got to hear with those ears.
The Drunkcoon!
No! I only had....
one....
drink.
One crate of beer.
Excuse me. Drink! Only one DRINK.
Only one bottle of whisky.
Yes, one bot.... *laughs*
Hahaaa!
Actually I just had some Crown and Coke.
And then a shot of Crown.
No, it's Captain Morgan, sorry.
Like the smell of my breath?
Aaahhh!
That's why my picture is green!
It is. What?
My picture is green.
Green?
Yes, from your smell.
No! No! No!
I literally just walked off the elevator.
No.... no!
No, no....
Bat, is that my nose?
See, bat agrees.
Noooo!
Oh my!
I'm tired, I'm... no.. noo....
That's really nice, you gotta stop!
You can't boop a drunk snoot.
Are you drunk?
Yeah!
Alright!
I thought you were just blue.
And that!
Why is this so bright?
Your filter's not working.
There you go.
Here's your chance!
Take the boop snoot....
No, I can't be booped!
Can't be booped!
I've never been subjected to this...
... level of trash here.
I'm just a sorry girl!
I woke up this morning
and my tail was hanging
over, my tail is colored,
Alright!
Where's my panties?
Remember I wear panties
because I'm a racoon,
also because I'm male.
Wait!
This is male!
Check this out buddy!
Yes!
YES!!
You're as male as a couch!
We're not all big, okay?
Come on, give me a break!
Sometimes....
good things come from small...
Maybe....
Maybe we can do a little better in the
"sorries" department
We make up for it, in other ways!
OTHER WAYS!
Dinner!
What are you eating?
What I WAS eating
was chicken tenders, or
fingers as I call them because I'm a
heathen and I do not believe that tenders are
a good part of chicken, but the chicken
fingers and a salat because
lately I've been noticing
that there are absolutely no
standards when it comes to furries and
diets, so I'm trying to set an example for all
furries out there: If you're watching this
at home, or at Pizza Hut,
or at whatever restaurant that you think
is an acceptable
furry diet, get some
greens in you.
I promise you that greens
at a furcon will prevent you from
con crud of any sort. Also
it'll make you look classier than anyone else
that's a plus as well.
Nachtfuchs ist ein sexy Mann! Nightfox is a sexy man!
I'm in trouble, I just know it.
Du bist ein dummer Amerikaner. You're a dumb American.
Wunscht Du eine Frankosiss Wood U like a Frenchish
Ist Belgiosisch. is Belgish.
Belgikisch. Belgiumique.
Er sind belsosisch Freuen! He are Belgiquish happiness!
Ist nicht französisch. Is not French.
Der französisch ist The French is
homosexual.
You would've gotten the viewers all, you know...
hot and buggered if you started putting it
in your mouth.
Ich habe meinen Wein, ich bin glücklich. I have my wine, I'm happy.
Wine.
That's what the doctor ordered.
Wunderbar.
You do this with cats:
Can't get mad!
Not touching you. Not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
Arrrrrr!
Grrrrrrrr!
Hi! I miss you! I miss all of you.
So beautiful!
He's cute!
He's what you should film!
You got the cuties now!
Look at how cute it is!
It's adorabl...mmmmmpppppffff!
owo what's this?
Aahm!
Looks like a bunny.
It's the infamous Oddy!
Infamous?
I'm not infamous.
Yes, you are.
You have your sticker on my...
Oh my god you have an Audi?
No, I'm not that expensive.
I wanna drive you so hard
I'd be putting my foot on that
clutch every frigging day!
I'm not chained to the table in there anymore.
Yeah, freedom! Whoooo!
How'd that happen?
I walked out.
I said "Fuck this, I'm done!"
That means you quit!
No. No.
Mommah didn't raise no quitter.
You and your camera now.
Yeah, like BBF 2.0.
You'll replace him one day, right?
Hopefully not for a while.
You've been preparing.
Would you like a staff, it's high quality.
This is a nice staff!
I can use it for walking,
I can use it for beating...
Oh, oh, I am....
I know what you're thinking!
Fetch?
Hold on...
I'm tangled.
I win, cause I'm tangled!
I got a staff!
We who are about to die, salute you.
I said it at opening ceremonies, I'll say it... uhm.
Opening Ceremonies, oh boy.
You said it at some point!
At some point at this con I said these words
possibly not in this order:
Do me!
It was a true statement.
I wanna be truthful for once.
Remember, if you can give, give.
If you can't, don't worry, enjoy the show
this one is for charity, once again:
Our charity this year is the
Animal Magic guys, they take exotic animals
and make their lives better. Remember we are here
to help those who cannot help themselves.
And Kage is pointing at a dildo, ...
Yes!
Nice catch.
This is a secret between us and
nobody else, okay?
Don't tell anybody else.
Don't tell anyone but me.
There is a change
in Anthrocons dealer's
room policies a few years ago.
And some excellent
dealers who were very good
we had to say, Guys,
we can't have you dealing anymore.
And there's a reason why.
And I thought maybe I should come
clean and explain why that
policy was put into place.
Because you bought them out!
I wish.
It was a number of years ago,
When I first arrive at AC,
There's a tradition
that has formed at AC
I have certain things I do
as a procedure. The first thing
I do is: Have my booze. Then I go
over to the convention center
and I greet the Teamsters.
It's the ritual of the
greeting of the Teamsters
Teamsters Local 268 Pittsburgh.
They're all waiting for me
and it's like: "Oh hey guys!
Sam is here! Great to see you!
Good to see you!"
This particular year it was like:
"Hey guys, Sam is here!
Hey, listen, Sam!
There's three pallettes of dildos with your name on it!"
So you DID buy them out.
And I couldn't admit it.
Goddammit!
I'm like.... uuuhhhh.
Oh.... hello B... oh!
Hi Germany, I'm sorry,
Guten Tag Deutschland,
hier wir haben alles here we everything have
die Furrien in Detroit the furrien in Detroit
Wir haben alles de guten Timen, We have every the good Zeit
mit de Wein with da wine
und der Sake und de Bier and sa Sake and da beer
Das ist Amerikanische Bier That's American beer.
Ja, ooh, ah,
Spreckes Asche de ????? ass of ????
verdammt grosse Jude hier. the f!!king big jew!
Spreckers is amazing root beer!
I'm just translating, say something else!
I can't speak German, I can only translate it.
Oh, wait, ahm....
Angela Merkel!
Sexy, sexy times are abound.
Angela Merkel, or
Judge Judy?
I'm guilty as charged.
Could you all imagine Judge Judy
as a .... what is that?
Is Deutsche! It's German
How did you extract the blood out of
my veins before...
Oh, it says "Tien Long Chill..."
Oh, SWEET chili.
Are you calling me sweet?
I'm calling you sweet chili.
You must be cold.
I have been given a bottle
of apparently myself, it's even got
myself in, like,
noodle-form.
Alkali doesn't get his present
until we get $500, by the way.
The first year that AC
was in the convention center in Pittsburgh
the Teamsters were putting together the
art show and two of them
came up to me, doing this:
"Dr. Conway? Uhmmm...."
I said, "Yes?"
They said, "Uh...
We were.... kinda wondering...
could we.... look at the art?"
I said, "Sure!
Come on, I'll give you a personal
tour, come with me!" and I walked
to the art show, to the courtain,
I didn't realize that THAT part of the art show
was right there. I took them in
and said, "We got....."
Ever wonder what Anubis did after dark?
And I just kinda said,
"Some of our folks don't date much...."
Hi, BBF!
I'm sorry, I'm looking at you through
a rose colored glass of wine.
Could you help me out with some WoW stuff?
I forgot how to say "How do you mind fish" in Chinese.
How do you what?
Mind Fish.
You can't mind fish, you can fish fish.
Nooo???
Nope nope nope!
You need to nom. It's BBF.
Should I....
nom it or
noooooohhhhhm it?
Well in that case,
I need a stein,
but I shall pretend I have a stein to drink
and then go,
Nooohmm!
I might have had a bit to drink tonight,
thank you Dr. Kale!
Not moving too quick, are ya?
You're dragon your ass!
Did you just assume my age?
Because you didn't assume all the...
Yeeahhhh?
Why are you touching those?
Those are not for your touching.
Yes!
No they are not.
Yes!
No, they are not. They are
part of a...
I had too much to drink tonight, yes!
... dragon's dignity!
No, no, you're not supposed to do that.
I'm not touching you!
Not touching you anywhere!
Stop it!
I'm not violating anything!
Stop it! I need...
I need what they call an adult
but I can't find any.
You don't need nothing cause I'm not touching you
so screw you and your rules,
all you fursuiters,
I'm not touching you!
You're pulling a
"I'm not touching..."
I'm not touching you!
Wait, no!
Get that away, you're touching me now!
Aaaahhhh!
Nooooo!
I am TOUCHING YOU!!
Is that BBF?
Hello Daddy, welcome to the
Stormfire party!
We're spilling shit all over!
Hello! Welcome to
Stormfire 6's anniversary party!
For 10 years, there's been furry
in Michigan!
Wha.... why?
My 8 manly chest hairs, there you go.
8 days of Dez-chest.
Did you give me this badge?
Yes, I did!
You need to hook up with this man!
Do I have to noseboop the camera?
I guess I have to keep the chest open now.
Welcome to the 70's party
That Seven-Dez show!
Where's the switch?
There we go!
I have a brighter light than you!
My light's brighter than yours!
*burrrrrp!*
Hi!
How are you?
Have a good con, is it going well, dunno?
I don't know what to do, IIIIIAAAaaaaahhhh
I hope you're having fun
MCFC, I see!
Whooo!