A hotel in Michigan.
Everything seems quiet.
Suddenly...
Chaos, noise...
Animals everywhere!
Nooooohhh!!
Everybody is looking for the ultimate party.
Run!!
On their search for alcoholic beverages,
Why is it so dark?
No cameras, no paparazzi!
Fuck off!
Nothing seems to stop them.
I don't know!!
And the clock is ticking.
For convention goers
the clock starts ticking the moment they
arrive. Their chance of surviving a
convention is cut in half if they don't destroy
all of the alcohol in the first
48 hours.
Novi, Michigan.
A quiet area.
A big thread of alcohol has been reported.
Detroit Homi-Cider Xzadfor
is responding to the case.
Here we are
at Motor City Furcon 2016
We've aquired a room,
Now we're going to aquire Meijer's for everything
that needs to mix with the things
we brought...
Xzadfor has been going to conventions since
1985.
He is in charge of the disposal of all
alcohol at the crime scene.
Later we'll probably dine on
fresh annoying goose in the parking lot
doggy style,
Probably go down to the bar
and visit our favourite ladies,
maybe gloat a little bit on Twitter
that we're here and you're not.
That sort of thing.
For the safety of the convention attendees,
Xzadfor's job is to confiscate
as much evidence as possible.
In addition to that,
he is in charge of building a honey pot
to distract the worst offenders
away from the crime scene.
At a local convenience store,
he finds aisles are full of evidence.
Busy times
for Xzadfor.
First cart!
We got a really good
place that has lots of beer and booze nearby
and while Meijer's is okay,
we are....
gonna find...
more evidence of spirits there than in
any Ghosthunters episode.
They had shit you can't find at any other place.
Krinkle Cream.
Hohohoo!
What happens in Xzad's room stays in Xzad's room
because you can't remember!
In case you're wondering,
Michigans, you gotta make sure you're ready#
to brew at any time.
We have a corny keg,
a manner,
bad fursuiter paddle,
Back at the crime scene,
Xzadfor sets up the honey pot.
I'm relaxing after setting all this shit up.
What?
The honey pot has barely been set up
and it already attracts the first
suspects.
This is a Dr. Pepper,
tastes like Dr. Pepper when you drink it
in a certain way:
You do this....
Tastes like Dr. Pepper. Perfect!
Thursday...
There is still a lot of alcohol around.
And people bring even more.
You're not allowed to drive with an arm's reach of open booze.
I have long arms!
You can reach all of that booze!
This...
That one's for you!
You seem like a Scotch-fan...
I can't....
Can't and Shouldn't are two different things!
I believe in you!
I can't!
Damn!
Wait a minute..
It's tequila in a box!
Boxed tequila!
It's the booze in a box....
Booze in a box!
Now we're personally ready to run a convention.
Let's do this!
You know I kinda hate you!
Fact:
Not kinda. I do hate you.
I hate you with a passion.
You, your camera,
everything about you.
Cause....
You can never just leave me alone.
Suspicious activities also at the
back entrance.
Machinery of all kinds is being
carted into the hotel.
While the hotel is turning more and more into a crime scene,
the first felony is already
being committed:
Loads of non-alcoholic drinks
are being smuggled onto
the premises.
Well, we....
we found we'd do some video
or record some
people do a lot of work here
unloading Faygo,
and building things in the main ballroom...
It's a lot of work,
I'm sweating just
from watching it!
Welcome to MCFC!
Or... the beginning of it!
We're currently setting up Main Events.
It's awesome.
Rob, get over here!
This is Rob,
He's an amazing person,
also my video guy and
video and lighting guy.
It's two things at once!
Nah, we're just setting up Main Events
make sure that it looks good....
and it'll look good once we get it all set up
I'm, ah, it's.... Motor C....
Welcome to Motor City Furry Con
2016, here
at the Sheraton Novi.
In our third illustrious year,
or our ninth illustrious year
depending on how you feel like doing the math.
We don't talk about the "before" time.
Hi!
Welcome to MCFC
2016, we're gonna have lots
of fun!
While more attendees arrive,
the weapon of booze destruction
is already here.
Hi.
You!
Are here again at this convention!
Why?
I'm trying to run away from you
worldwide but you keep on following
me everywhere!
*dook* *dook* *dook* *dook* *dook*
There are so many cameras!
So many cameras at this party!
I heard the human bullhorn was here....
I am the quietest
person you'll ever meet.
I was quiet to this gentleman here.
You never heard him after a Bloomin' Onion!
Oooh why?!
That was something you said!
Okay then.
You're gonna completely whitewash
me with all these lights!
Oh, it's cameras, oh god!
Hold on....
Go on, do what you will,
I can't see anything right now!
How many times are you gonna take your glasses off
and say that this weekend?
Hold on...
Oh my god!
Wait a minute....
Clark Kent,
who the hell is that?
Yes, I'd like to ask a few questions
I can't see a damn thing!
Hey, why did I do that?
Tirell is ghosting the con!
I'm ghosting the con
but I'm not Tirrel.
But I am the biggest disappointment
if you're looking for Tirrel.
Hi!
I'm a disappointment!
My new series called
"People Eating Angrily".
I'm not angry, I'm just
you know....
You gotta eat angrily.
How about you, Sir?
So angry!
That damn bacon killed your family!
Grandpa's heart attack was because of this.
You wanna be part of my new series,
"People eating angrily in the morning because
there's a cameraguy there"?
Arrrrr!
We should be like, people that are like....
"Holy crap, you're alive today after last night?"
An angry Canadian is like,
Darn it! I'm sorry I'm eating you!
We're gonna do like Bullet Time.
This is not Tim Horton's coffee from Canada.
It's just regular,
It's a substitute for coffee.
What's happening?
This is part of German's natural habitat!
Why don't you do good movies anymore?
I don't know!
I lost some real estate,
I lost all my money....
Your face looks like a Picasso right now.
You might wanna fix this.
There's no fixing this, this is a train wreck.
Friday morning.
There is still no lead that indicates
that the amounts of alcohol present
are decreasing. To the contrary.
It seems it's getting out of hand.
What?
I'm trying to talk.
And time is running out.
That thing!
I'm not a thing!
You're....
kitty.
I'm not a kitty either, but...
Mow!
You're a cow?
No?
Wow!
Why do I have a camera on me?
Am I that cute?
Am I photogenic?
Am I?
Here you go!
You gotta cuddle me, man"
Hi!
Haaaiii!
Oh my god, it's so big!
Hi!
OMG!
I'm embarassed!
Don't taze me, bro!
Raccoon's in the box right now,
he's beating on the walls.
LET ME OUT!!
And I'm not telling anyone where that box is.
The box stays hidden, it's gone,
He's scratching his way through the box.
It's like a horror movie where your fursuits
are coming out of the box.
I tried to put it in the bag,
it squeezed a little tight.
This should be a quick breathing
and it closes the eyes.
LIVE AGAIN!!
Hahahaha!
LEMME OUT!!!
says the raccoon,
LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!!!
No, it's staying in the box.
We got this cat instead.
Well.
Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream!
Haaaiiii!
Hi, aaah!
Hi, hi!
I'm, like, so embarassed!
I love you, New York!
Awwww!
This is my friend!
Haha!
He's a fox and
I'm a husky! And
over here, we have
another friend and he
he's a friend
and...
this guy, he's not
a friend, hahaha!
Look into my eyes!
No, no, no!
Why do you do this to me?
We're here at this con,
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
He already got videos of
me doing nothing.
We're waiting.
Hey, come here!
Come here!
No!
I gotta be somewhere!
I got somebody waiting for me!
I didn't know Zarkey was gonna be here!
Boooooh!
Go back to Phoenix!
We don't want you here!
Look how close they let people...
It's everywhere!
They put, like, boogers
out of their nose
like, all over....
everywhere, like,
boogers everywhere.
And yeah....
There's no respect.
I have to take a nap.
That's what these are for!
They're for all the people....
This is what they're for!
These are for the people that don't have a room!
I got it!
You're so smart!
You don't have a room, do you?
These are sleeping-chairs!
These are for people who don't have a room!
WOW!!
What if I want to sleep here?
No!
You're terrible!
I'll sleep on the floor!
Dogs are supposed to sleep on the floor.
Hold that pose!
What?
That's the money-shot!
We're gonna see all the guests of honor,
staff, con, to make this wonderful
weekend better.
This is late opening ceremonies, so it's
basically how everything normally works.
Your camera does not taste like chicken!
This is bad for me! What kind of
technology do you people use over there?
It should taste like chicken so when I eat it
it's enjoyable and you'll see me slobber all
over the camera!
I think there's furries out there, I can't tell.
All I see is a white lab coat.
Some mad scientist out there.
There's no mikes....
Oddy! Oddy!!
I can shout really loud!
Get Alkali!
NO!!!
Not my con, not my voice.
Alright,
He says "Hi
and leave now!"
While you still can!
Still need mikes!
They're on, you just have to talk into them!
Mine works!
Test Test!
Into the mouth!
I don't have Alkali's mouth, can't open that wide.
Sorry, Alkali!
Practice.
Practice makes perfect.
Welcome to MCFC 2016!
We're glad to have you all here.
I'm Snap, the con chair
to my right is Ed of Con Ops,
ArtKit who is our liaison for charity,
GoH, hotel and
pretty much everything else we need to liaise,
to the right of him is Rudy,
he is our treasurer, he makes
sure all of our books are in order and we don't
overspend and basically tells me
"not allowed" when we want to buy something.
It's not in the budget.
That is his catchphrase.
If he was a superhero, that would be it.
To the left, I tried to create an evil clone of myself
unfortunately it came out Canadian.
This is Pandez, our vice chair.
Not sorry, hahahaha!
Canadian...
Hello, YouTube!
We have some wonderful guests of honor this year
Nereza, can you step up real quick?
Are you in the room?
Go to the dealers den
after closing ceremonies and buy lots of art!
You can meet her at the GoH panel later this afternoon.
Our other wonderful guest of honor
they build fursuits
and hoodies and do art and wonderful things
Lemonbrat!
Give them a wonderful round of applause
thank you so much for coming out
They will be at the Meet the GoH panel this afternoon
and also in the dealers den, buy lots of stuff.
This is an example of their suits right here,
look how adorable it is!
We have a certain individual
well known in the fandom for
going on and on, I mean, telling wonderful
stories...
He is more than happy to have you
buy him a glass of wine, make sure it's red,
I mean, white!
White Zinfandel I think
I think it's Riesling!
Dr. Horrible, I mean,
Uncle Kage!
Thank you so much for coming out!
I see that hand gesture, Sir!
How uncanadian of you!
Hello and welcome
to MCFC
which is where your ass is sitting
right now. My Name is 2 Gryphon
and I was sitting around one day
just suddenly the MCFC
staff sent me an email and said "Hey 2
could you maybe make a
video for our
members and...
*blllllrrrghlll*
And I'm like
Are you kidding me? Do you know my schedule?
I have morons to beat down!
I have SJWs to castrate
Are you kidding me? But it was
okay, it's all cool because
I hope you guys have a wonderful
convention this weekend, I know there's a lot
programming and a lot of fun you guys
are gonna have and if
I can get you guys to make enough noise
then I'll hear you in Colorado.
We're gonna do a thing here, stay with me
three, two, one,
Babylunch!!
What the hell?
Get it together!
I know you guys want
Great Giraffe. We have to add some Bree
lez's raise the roof
with this Bree and maybe
some damn miracle will fricking
happen. Ready? Three,
two, one,
BREEEEE!
Now you're gonna dun it!
2????
Where did you come from?
I was just making a video in my studio and then...
suddenly this hole went open
in the wall and there you guys are.
Magical great giraffe right there!
Is this the furry Narnia?
It's Furnarnia!
We actually had our mad scientist over there
loan us the portal gun.
Yeah.. I like the new look.
There's a few things the hotel
has for us this weekend,
they got some special menus
they do pzzas for us, just for this
convention, not for anyone else!
They're ordering specific
pizzas just for us so if you need food
they got some awesome specials,
so check with them, they keep their
bar open later than for any other
convention,
literally, normally they close at midnight
they keep it several hours open
later because
we make them more money than any
other con at this hotel.
Do keep in mind,
that if you're in the lobby or
in the hallways, theoretically
you should only be having drinks from the
bar, if what you have is
looks like it's orange or apple juice
it's fine, if it looks like booze
that is against the hotel policy
and the code of conduct for
the con so
you may see us asking, "Hey we need you to go back
to your room with that", so
please nothing that is blatantly obviously
oh, a giant jug with three
Xes on it.
Now you will see
some performers consuming
alcohol on stage, that is
part of our contract!
Possibly a fox and a
coyote and a cockroach...
and a gryphon, and a
panda, and a ferret....
and anyone else we chose
to consume alcohol in the sake
of programming. It's in
We consume alcohol for you!
We drink so you don't have to.
But you can, too, just don't make it too
obvious because hey, if you had
a drink you're fine, if you're obviously
inebriated in con space, we may ask you
to go take a nap for half an hour.
This is for your safety.
We wanna make sure that
Did you guys just make the point that
we drink for their safety?
Yes we did! We consume alcohol
so there's less for you!
Have fun, don't get too drunk,
works out for you, you just
get superdrunk cause...
He is walking booze!
Yes, very much!
The official word: Have fun, don't get too drunk.
The unofficial word is: If you're not
drunk right now, you're already doing it wrong.
The one thing we need to do is
introduce our last two special guests
coming all the way over from Scotland
I said that wrong twice when I practiced!
... and from the far west side of the states,
Fox Amoore and Pepper Coyote,
they are some wonderful musicians
they've been touring multiple cons
And I've been told they have
a little something special and I don't know
what it is!
I'm a little scared cause ...
He's already working on it!
He's already pre-gaming!
I haven't eaten 20 hours
and I had two beers!
I just had feta cheese all day, nothing else.
Plates and plates of feta cheese!
[beatboxing]
[sings "Try Anything" by Shakira]
I can't think of a better way to wrap
up opening ceremonies, is there anything else
other than maybe telling them that
the sponsors lounge should be open?
You could rub yourself in butter and start...
Nevermind.
NO BUTTER SITUATION!
Take away his mike!
I notion that we
end opening ceremonies and let
these people go frolic and play
and have a wonderful time!
Go and have fun!
5pm beer will be available in the sponsors lounge!
Have a good time, spend money in the dealers den
give money to the charity, have a great con!
You owe me an appology for that moustache!
That was shameful!
What are you doing?
*evil laughter*
Sorry.... sorry.
Investigation at the crime scene.
It's a slow Friday afternoon.
But there are already people
dealing everywhere.
The first 48 hours are nearly over
We'er being spied upon!
Of course!
We're a TV crew.
And if anything, the amount of
alcohol at this convention is
still increasing.
The clock is ticking.
[chatter]
That's what a lady drinks.
Okay, one moment!
Excuse me!
BBF is here with a camera!
You can edit that, right?
He'll edit that!
No?
That's German, they shake their heads when they mean "Yes".
That's true, right?
See, that's....
He disagrees with me, ah...
Will you be at the Mixology tonight?
Mixology 101?
What time is it?
I don't know, can't figure out the schedule.
Seven?
I think that should be....
Hiiiii!
I'll make you a ladies drink.
Thank you!
Not the Tequila Sunrise from last night!
Because....
You put too much in there.
I don't know what's happening right now.
I came here to find some civilized
good company and all I get are
these people. A guy in a
top hat, a guy in a lab coat,
then you have one civilized lady
over here, and then the rest of them
these people,
I don't know!
It's fine, I like it!
What is this?
Here's the funny thing:
This is her first time to a furry con!
No respect for foxes I'm telling you...
No respect.
*laughs*
Schnauzenboppen!
I can talk in a minute...
Does this get in the BBC news?
I don't know...
Hi, Cee!
Hello!
Don't show my mother!
Cee, what are you doing?
I don't know!
What's going on here?
I don't know, help me!
No no no no no!
Hello!
No, stop it!
Get it away... aah, it's the table!
No camera, no paparazzi!
No!
At least wait 'till I'm in suit, dude!
Don't titty-scoop me!
Can't be molested for
five seconds... get it away from me!
Help!
I'm being molested by a camera!
Tony, I'm being molested
by a camera!
Eeeehhhh.
You're gonna want to stroke it.
Careful, I might deepthroat that!
Stop! For gods sake!
In the First 48,
Cpt. Xzadfor has responded to a
case of alcohol abuse
at a furry con in Detroit.
His attempt of confiscating all
possible evidence has not lead to
any results as countless
suspects bring in more.
there is no shortage of booze in sight.
Later that night...
MCFC...
I have the hiccups because
I'm...
real....
*burp*
really fucking drunk and...
I need to use this room.
This is the room that
I need to use.
But it's okay!
Because everybody here
is drunk and has
the hiccup, and we all
are having fun, we're chilling
out, it's, eh,
groovy, and
I'm about to go to main stage because
there's a big sh... ugh...
show going on right now
And this is gonna be awesome.
It's not mine,
mine's already dine but
I have another one later
oh my god, ugh...
The situation escalates...
there are intoxicated people
Everywhere.
It's chaos here...
lots of grown men here...
in animal costumes.
I'm here in this hotel,
I don't know what's going on,
I see a bunch of...
critters!
It blows my mind,
I don't know!
There's a whole lot of people
a lot of fuzz,
too much skin.
Then again,
There's these hybrids
they're dancing and
staring at me
They're all over the place
taking video and pictures
It completely blows my mind
It's the end of the world!
Especially that one!
Yeah, you!
I already offered you...
There's way too many foxes here
almost all of this is foxes,
can't have that, it's too much!
there's gotta be a limit!
There's gotta be a limit, this is not acceptable!
This is what they do!
This is why you can't have too many foxes!
This is the Sheraton hotel,
and we are with
anthropomorphic animals walking around
There's a lot of people down here
looks like everybody's having a lot of fun.
Aaah!
There's a lot of animals
and some of them are cute,
but some of them need a....
This one's cute!
There's lots of animals,
some of them need a brushing,
some of them are really cute.
Some of them have a really nice butt
for those of you who are into fursuit butts.
It's a different
situation from normal life
As the night moves on,
things only get worse.
Coyotes need to be molested.
They have to be molested!
Coyotes WANT to be molested.
He says no,
but he means yes!
Coyotes want
Don't you want to be molested?
See, he says nooooo....
I did not do this!
That wasn't me.
But I'll take advantage anyway!
I have a coyote!
I has coyote!
Coyote for me!
Mine!
My coyote!
Do you belong to somebody?
You do now! OMG!
Oh god!
What is going on?
I'm kind of scared but
excited at the same time!
I don't know... oh god!
That was my nose!
A bunch of fursuiters around me
and they're looking gorgeous!
Come on!
Get around here, look at this stuff!
This stuff goes on everywhere!
Fun!
My hat! Or my badge?
My badge, oh my god!
Don't break it, it's a Stetson!
It's the real deal!
This is a paws-on experience!
You know how they say "hands-on experience"?
This is a "Paws-on experience".
Seriously!
Say my name!
I don't.....
You're fucked!
Say my name!
Don't you know who I am?
I do, I took pictures of you 3 months ago!
[manic laughter]
OMG BBF's stealing my soul!
[screams]
I can't do that!
Hi kids!
I'm Krusty the clown!
You need to be here, enjoying my show!
Touch my hand with your paw!
Oh sergal, yes, sergal!
Come one!
I got a whole
flock of wuffs, is that what you call them,
a flock? No?
A pack! I'm sorry.
I got a pack of wolves!
Don't start a howl!
Beware, don't start a howl!
[wolves howl]
Right now, you got Snoop
Saturday night at MCFC
I'm having an amazing good ...
Excuse me, an amazingly good time
as you can tell, I might just feel a little
boomrushed, you know
I'm pretty well on the floor right at the moment
Follow me, Blue, please,
if you don't mind!
I'm at a con right now
I'm sitting in Novi in the middle of Michigan
I'm enjoying myself
with a bunch of good friends
with a bunch of good company
Doing Snoop, enjoying myself
loving people, I just wanna say this:
I'm sitting at this con on a Friday
There's two more days left,
It's nothing but fun,
IT's going to be nothing but fun!
Everybody's life has their problems,
everybody has their issues,
at the end of the day I'm taking
vacation, like, you know what?
I can have some fun!
I can enjoy a little bit of life!
I can do something I don't do every day!
And you know what?
Everybody around is important!
Saturday.
The ongoing investigations don't
go by unnoticed by the attendees.
Random people form a protest
march to express their
disagreement with the way police
is crunching down on their
alcohol consumption. The weather
forms an extra challenge to
the investigators.
It's so cold,
my moustache is frozen.
It's sharp, like a
like a booger stuck to your jacket, you
cut yourself on out here in the cold.
I love it!
I want you to see me before I fall on my
face on that hill dammit!
Hi!
I'm a dog.
You're a drrrrg.
No, I'm not!
You're a drrrrg.
I'm not a drrrg, I'm a good boy.
You're a drrg. Dorrrrg!
I'm eagerly awaiting your message!
Alright! Guys!
No, you have to go this way!
You're just wandering...
It's the end of the fursuit parade.
It's 30°F
this Saturday!
But look at these guys, they're all warm!
They're all warm and cuddly!
Another successful fursuit parade here at
MCFC!
Saturday.
The protest march has dispersed.
Everybody is minding their own business again.
And yet, still no lead
in sight.
The investigators seem to be stuck.
The situation at the crime scene
is still very tense
every move could lead to
riots!
The camera team even gets attacked
by hungry huskies.
It's good!
Nomnomnom!
We have our animal people on the loose
so as you can see everybody's frantic
Everybody's very scared right now.
looks like they're having a good time
but everybody's actually just scared
We have to act like we have a good time
otherwise the animals will attack.
Everybody looks like they're having fun,
they're socializing,
fursuiting,
and...
drinking. Lots of drinking.
It wouldn't be MCFC without a lot
of drinking.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Who is that?
It#s Big Blue Fox!
This isn't good 'cause I'm really drunk!
Cameraman with a bright light
trying to blind my ass.
I'll give you a big ole "Fuck off!"
You love the camera so much
They say an Irish man that wears a kilt
doesn't wear anything under it, unless
they're a girl!
I'm not a girl, you can
see for yourself!
There is nothing there!
Oh my god. Hi, Blue!
Hai!
What? Why? How?
What, when, why, how, Kale!
NO, NOT KALE!
Hold on, I'm gonna drink this and breathe fire at you.
No, it's too good, you can't have it.
Come back here, Mr. Kale!
My name is not Kale!
Yes, you are!
You are part of Kale square!
No!
You are the chairman...
NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT!
Ask everybody!
I was there!
NOOO!
I was there! Kale Square!
No!
Your suit is flammable!
Do you like this?
They kept you at distance!
I have them the idea!
So what you're saying is
this is your fault?
This IS my fault!
Your suit is definitely flammable,
I'll see you in half an hour.
It's okay!
Bye, King of Kale!
I'LL DESTROY YOU!
I'll destroy you!
My hat's gone, I have no powers!
It always comes home.
Told ya, it always comes home.
Nyyyaaah! See you nyyaaaah!
Nyaaah!
Kiiiiiiing of Kaaaaale!
The top hat is not evil,
the one's who wearing... oh.
Still flammable.
*sneezes*
Quit laughing at my pain!
[sneezing intensifies]
I'd really consider a tissue
at this point.
At this point I'll need a towel!
Tell me where the rebel base is
or that chicken will die!
Never!
Oh, that way? Okay!
Thank you!
Look at that!
The scout!
Let's go downstairs, there's people!
Where should we go?
A girl scout pickle!
It's a yena!
Hi, yena!
What do you think about the
puppy scout pickle over here?
A true 420!
We're doing another demo for the hyena.
You think the hyena crowd would be interested
in this?
Hard to tell?
Ooooh...
This is a German Shepherd!
I'm an idiot!
I look at the tiny LCD square and
I'm going, Oh, it's...
all I see is hyenas!
It's coz, I've seen things...
It's post hyena stress disorder!
Oh my god!
Yes, I live!
Tadaaahhhh....
[sings] Touch everything!
Touch everything!
Trash panda! We're doing marketing research
with the 420 puppy scout pickle
Touch... wait!
420? Wait, that's...
Oh, that's my
number in...
*laughter*
It is your number!
I forgot, man!
Don't look at me, look at him.
Keep adding away...
Keep....
See, everything's sung to
"Try everything", yes.
Give me some eggs!
I woke up this morning,
I wanted some bread rolls,
then I got bacon,
then I got sausage,
but no one thing
was all sold out...
Bring me some eggs!
Bring me some eggs!!!!
Where's the tiger dancers?
Dance tigers! Now!
Dance!!
Whhoooooaaoooww!
Whhoooooaaaaaaaoooww!
Whhoooooaaaaaaaaaaoooooooww!!!!!
This is my dad wrangler...
I use it to lure all the dads in!
Especially black dads!
You guys are gonna be on video
for this convention
and not even be here!
We'll fucking make it into the video, BBF!
Holy...!
What the hell is this?
Saturday night.
And everyone wants to party.
In the heat of the night,
things escalate quickly.
Hi!
It's MCFC, I think.
Not sure.
Saturday night!
I'm ready to dance!
I wanna dance!
At this point, the only
thing the investigators can do
is damage control.
How are y'all feeling tonight?
[crowd cheers]
Funny story:
the hotel came to me and
Thursday night, the engineer says
"Hey man, can you try not to
drop any lightbulbs out of the ceiling this year?"
Instead we dropped a ceiling tile!
It's a fire alarm.
Put some clothes on that you can wear
outside in the cold, we're gonna be evacuated.
After a busy nightshift for the
investigators, things calm down
a bit. The next day
it seems like the investigators
are getting into the spirit themselves.
It's a saber!
It's a saber with my camera!
Ah yes!
The Butter Situation, let me tell
you about the Butter Situation:
It occurred at MFF
a few years ago, where
Alkali was the miserable soul
that suffered through it.
The Butter Situation occurred
at the post-con
meeting, where
staff were meeting
with the hotel staff, and hotel
staff produced a letter
that had been given to
the hotel manager. It was a
handwritten, long letter
that said to the effect:
To whom it may concern:
I am sure by now
you had been made aware
of the Butter Situation!
He went on to describe that this
poor fellow had been horrified
on the buffet to find
that the
butter was placed
after the syrup
whereas any civilized person is going to place
the syrup ahead of the butter
so the syrup can be placed upon the butter.
Can we stand for this? I say no!
He went on
with the horrors of
the Butter Situation. How can a hotel
of the caliber of the Hyatt
permit the Butter Situation
to actually occur.
Are they...
incompetent?
Do they not understand
the order of butter
versus syrup, such a
fundamental rule?
The staff looked at this
they looked at each other and said:
"Okay, it's a complaint,
we have to act on it".
They went and spoke to the head chef
at the hotel.
They showed him the letter and the chef
looked at it and said:
"Ah yes!
The Butter Situation!"
To this day,
Alkali wears a little tiny
button that simply has
a stick of butter and reads
"The Butter Situation".
[shame bell rings]
Underwear shame!
Underwear fursuiter!
Suddenly
Detroits most feared street gang,
The Huscoon 5,
turn themselves in
for interrogation.
Usually, "Suddenly Huscoons" is like
followed by screaming like Godzilla has just
stuck his weewee in a window and
you're like "Nooooohhh!!"
There's too many of them right now,
you say the wrong thing and they could attack.
The tails are all curly
they have a mask around their eyes because they're guilty
What we have here is a collection of ringers!
If there's one thing I've said, it's
if you have one of something
and you're gonna make 2 of it
you might as well go for 50, that would
be hilarious.
So you're 10% hilarious.
I have a special app on my
phone for Huscoons:
Here it goes:
[shame bell rings]
[Everyone yells "Shame!"]
Shame on you Huscoons, you hybrids!
It looks like Willy Wonka got
real sexy and you know it.
Oh behave!
Complete with Moustache.
Nice try,
I'll give you points for this attempt.
I can be anything!
The final night.
The con staff has a few things to say
while everyone is still drinking.
At this point, the chances to solve the
case have gone to zero.
Pressure! Pressure! Pressure! Pressure! Pressure!
There are victims and bodies all over the place.
But people are unimpressed
as voices of concern are being raised
from the leaders of the event.
I think we're ready to get started,
how about you guys?
Or technically get
finished since it's Closing
Ceremonies.
Thankfully the party still goes on
even after this!
First, thank you all for coming,
I hope you had a wonderful time at
MCFC,
[audience applauds]
Our surprise guest for you all
2, is he in the room?
He might still be in his room recovering.
Heee's drunk.
We took him out of action
with the charity auction apparently.
I don't know what you guys did, but
you managed to get 2 Gryphon
drunk enough to not be able to show up.
Impressive, congratulations!
How many of you enjoyed the bar?
[audience applauds]
I don't think any of them enjoyed
booze at all this weekend.
Did anyone enjoy the breakfast buffet
that they set up?
That is something they do exclusively
for us. It's amazing that
they do that.
This year we have a total attendance
of 1246 people.
That's 20% growth over last year.
Another number we have to throw out there
we had 251 fursuiters in the parade
I believe that's up over last year
but I honestly forgot to
check, sorry...
It's a little bit down? Uh...
Probably because of the weather,
it snowed outside for the parade.
Maybe some of you were like: "Noooo."
We still have beer.
We still have a bar.
Please be responsible tonight, we don't want
any of you sick or hurt
just have a good time
socialize, make friends,
get blasted, but be responsible.
And with that,
Thank you very much, and have fun!
There is an event later,
Thank you once again,
you guys help make this convention
happen as much as we do, so
Thank you!
See you in one year!
The statement by the con staff
remains mostly unheard.
People just party on.
Even the investigators are now at it.
A case that will not be
without consequences.
The madness continues
without any control whatsoever!
Woowww, there's a camera!
That's big!
That thing is dangerous!
It can't see me
if I don't move!
It can't see me.
Except it can smell me! Aaaahh!
Nyaah,
Wooowww....
Wow! Woowww!
Wow!
Wooww!
Wowwoww!
Wow!
It was him! He did it!
Not me!
Okayy....
Wow...
Wow!
Woww!!
Heeeh!
Wow!!
Wowww!
Waaoooww!
Wwwaaooowwwwoooowww!!!
Wooowww!
Oh my god....!
Five days of investigation
led to nothing. The case
remains unsolved.
very likely also due to the
investigators having switched sides,
having turned into the perpetrators
they swore to bring to justice.
A situation like it has never
been before. The show is
over, the case
now cold. And all the while
the coyote still runs free
and causes all kinds of mischiev.
Nosebeeping!
Next up on this channel:
The premiere of the all new season
of The Xzad-Files!
What are you doing?
I'm filming you!
Why?
We'll take this back to Warner Brothers
and erase it!
Aaawww!
I see your badge!
It says Tirrel!
It does!
Did you fucking eat him?
Hi!
Are you high?
No!!
I'm so sorry!
My mom told me that one.
Thanks mom!
She didn't say anythign to me last night
that's surprising!
In a world of dragons,
this is an egg.
What's yours then?
It's nice and round!
Mine is what you call
amazing!
Balalalalalalalal......
Sounds like "what what feed me what"
What what in the butt.... oh!
Come with me.
We're going to make a rug out of your butt.
Yes, we're making a rug out of your butt.
Gross. Gross.
Tomatoes are great!
Oh god, gross. Eww.
I know it doesn't work,
it's been plugged for the con!
Uh, smouldering eating look.
Smouldering.
Taco Salad,
Friday night,
best idea ever!
Ugh....
the Motor City Shit Machines....
They're out there recharging their shitters.
This and more, on
B&B.
Be fluffy.