We're not complete yet!
Sooo...
Hey Xepher!
Hi!
Uhm....
A local to me,
someone I can call a close friend!
The wonderful
the figedy
TWIIIIIIITCH!!!
The amazing
Jojo!
Man... I mean
Sharpe, I gotta make
another bad pun right here,
your musicality and your character
are just sharp, like seriously!
Hi!
Oh my gosh!
It's all me I guess!
It's all you!
Nothing for you!
OMG again, all the forced
nosebeeps! I can't handle it!
Noo, this is
nosebeep-rape!
Nooooo!
I never asked for this!
Nooo!
You're forever nosebooped!
Exactly!
>ou're on camera now!
OMG big camera noseboop!
I'm too dark for that shit!
No, like, you can't...
Hi BBF World!
*hums the Jaws-theme*
Hi BBF how you're doing?
Hello Germany!
You always say Hi to Germany! Hello Germany!
You always say Hi to Germany!
Because that's Germany in that camera!
What about Poland?
I know there's Polish people watching this,
Hello Po... I.. it's...
This is the closest anyone has ever gotten to me!
It's like staring into the void!
*sings* Here's good luck to the company,
Good luck to the Barley Mow!
Good luck!
Jolly good luck to the company,
good luck to the Barley Mow!
Oh fuck!
All the company, bookie, the brewer
All the company, bookie, the brewer, the slayer, the daughter, the landlady,
All the company, bookie, the brewer, the slayer, the daughter, the landlady, the landlord, the gallon, the half gallon,
All the company, bookie, the brewer, the slayer, the daughter, the landlady, the landlord, the gallon, the half gallon, quart pot, pint pot, gill pot, half a gill, quarter gill,
All the company, bookie, the brewer, the slayer, the daughter, the landlady, the landlord, the gallon, the half gallon, quart pot, pint pot, gill pot, half a gill, quarter gill,nipperkin, and a round bowl!
Here's good luck!
GOOD LUCK!
Good luck to the Barley Mow!
So, memorize all that,
and learn it for next year!
Coz next year we're gonna see if
we can make it through that song!
Now I've learned some interesting drinking songs.
There's "Drink",
Have you ever heard "Drink"?
That's a very, very...
non-imaginative
it's a very accurate name!
It is an accurate name,
Cause "Drink" goes:
"Ooohhh..."
"Drink!" and then you get drunk!
And that's it!
You start the song and then you just go
for it, so: Drink!
Okay, Alkali,
I'm gonna teach you a good Irish drinking song.
I'd love a good Irish drinking song!
This comes out of emergency services.
Excellent!
Coz it's got a fire in it!
And it's got a chorus, you can
pick it up on the second course!
Ready? - Yes!
*sings* Some friends and I
in a public house
were laying on the nose one night!
when into the room
a fireman came, his face
all chalky white.
"What's up" says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost",
"Or have you seen me Aunt Mariah?"
"My Aunt Mariah be bugged" says he,
"The bleedin' pub's on fire!"
"Well, oh", says Brown, "What a bit of luck"
"Everybody follow me!"
And it's down to the cellar
if the fire's not there
then we'll have a grand old spree!
So we all went down after
big old Brown and the booze we could
not miss! And we
hadn't been there ten minutes or
more till we were quite like this!
And the chorus:
And there was Brown,
upside down, lapping up the
whiskey on the floor
Booze, booze, the firemen cried
as they came knocking on the door!
Well, don't let them in till it's all
drunk up! Somebody
shouted "MacIntyre!"
MACINTYRE!!!
And we all got blue-blind
paralytic drunk, when the
Old Dun Cow caught
fire...
Well, Smith walked up to the
port wine tubs, and gave
it just a few hard knocks!
He started taking off his pantaloons
likewise his shoes and socks!
"Oh no" says Brown, "That ain't
allowed, you can't do that in
here! Don't go washing your
trousers in the port wine tubs
when we got some Guinness
in here!"
And there was Brown
upside down, lapping up the Whiskey
on the floor,
Booze, booze, the firemen
cried as they came knocking on the door!
Well, don't let them in till it's
all drunk up, somebody
shouted: "MACINTYRE!!"
And we all got blue-blind
paralytic drunk when the
Old Dun Cow caught fire!
Oooh, what's on me?!
I don't know what's on me!
Coopertom has a zipper! Zipper's open!
He's got a crotch zipper!
I can't see goddammit!
I can't see!!
*cries*
You gave me a zipper you bastard!
I can't see!
What did you do to me?!
Look in the window!
What is that, I can't see it!
What did you do?
Oh, Coopertom.
We knew you were crazy but now we can
really see your nuts!
*laughter*
Ow ow ow ow!! Get it off!!
Get it OOOOOFF!
That's the reason you have a zipper, you get it off!
Stop looking at me!
Unfortunately, we have a zipper
on the crotch of Coopertom!
It's a fallacy!
No wait, that's the wrong word!
No! Stop it!
Oh my god!
This is zippergate!
This is zippergate, yes!
Whatever you're seeing, it's fake!
It is fake!
There we go!
All better!
What is this?
What is going on here?
What kinda room is this?
Zippercon!
Here, look at my hand!
What are you doing?
I got an operation...
I got an operation, they installed
a zipper into my liver!
That's exactly where your liver is!
It's a little lower than for everyone else.
Hi, I'm 100% okaaaayyyyy...
Whoah! Don't look at my crotch!
I'm going to bed!
You need a gentle booping!
Noooo... nooo....!
A gentle booping!
No! AAAAHHH!
What are you doing here?
Why are you at this con?
You came here from Germany!
420 nose-scope, punk!
Booom!
It's the ferret!
Yeah!
I have a new battery pack now, bitch!
Yeah, you know how you're watching video before
it just kinda cuts out?
I mean, I'm so sorry
for this unfortunate accident!
Oh gosh, I never deploy an...
Hey, check out this guy over here
This guy, yeah!
No, stop looking at him!
I mean, you're only looking at
a ferret, you don't need to record...
A ferret in a dress!
Explain the dress!
Exactly! I mean I'm already a ferret,
you don't have to record anything else!
You already got it all!
The dress tho, it's not a tubesock!
It's whatever you want it to be!
I want it to be a starship!
It is!
Did you not see me fly?
Yeah, you must be flying, there's no
doubt about that!
Alright, show me on the doll
where Cosmikwolf touched you!
Aha, aha...
This is the best day I've ever had!
I'm just letting you know,
this is the best thing that has ever happened to me!
I cannot believe what I'm seeing here!
You make me cry!
Why don't you go on your internet chat service
and go fuck yourself!
See what I get??
Yeah, it's IMV-Fuck-U!
All this cold air! Aaah!
I like the weather, baby!
You can't feel that through the camera tho,
it feels amazing!
We need Feel-a-vision!
You can feel it at home!
feel-a-vision! Look forward to it!
In a store near you!
Touch the cat! Touch the cat!
Touch the cat!
Touch the cat! Touch the cat!
Touch the cat!
Hey you lazy fursuiters!
This is his first American
convention! He's German!
Hug him and squish him!
A bus just pulled up
and a bunch of teenage girls from some
website came, they've got a new
Barbie body for you!
Ooooohhh!
Well, I like this one, I put a lot of money into it!
Oh god no!
I'm sorry, I'm afraid you're going to be
the new angst counselor.
NO!!
Yes!
No!
I just wanna do Ferrox stuff!
No!
Leave me alone!
No, you can't even anymore!
I can't even!!
Oh mah gawd! I can't even!
Nope!
That poor guy!
Oh my goodness!
You keep doing that to me,
I feel like this is the first time
I'm actually in costume in front of your
camera in a very long time!
Yup, very very very very
very very long time!
Last day at the con for me sadly,
Last day at the con for me
Last day at the con for... which
camera do I speak to?
Hi everybody in BBF World
What is... ahahah, your shirt!
*laughs*
I don't know which camera to look at!
Either this one or this one.
That one's not working!
Hello Germany, and GoPro Land,
I am here at
Detroit, and I am
at the last day of
the convention.
I don't know how staring at a camera is so interesting.
You got this camera, and that camera...
and that camera! Oh my goodness!
That's like cameraception!
I'm having a good deal of
fun except I'm getting
whiplashed of speaking to all of
BBFs cameras at the same time.
You forgot the one on the ceiling!
Oh, owww! Owwww!
Are you for sale?
Me? - Yes!
Oh, this gorgeous body is
not for sale honey, hmm-mmm-mmm!
I've heard you belong to IMVU now!
I belong? Uuuh no! I belong
to myself, man! I'm
independent, man!
I'd buy you for a dollar!
A dollar!
No, no. A dollar!
You cheapskate!
Hey come on, you get what you pay for!
I'm worth at least five bucks, okay?
Do I get a discount on that?
DISCOUNT?!
You only get a bargain!
Okay, come on, I can't even, I...
can't go any lower!
I'm sure I'm gonna see you at the Dollar Tree!
The Dollar.... *laughs*
Aaah! No!!
I'm amazing, I'm more than a dollar!
We're a bloodclot!
[indescribable noises from the wolf]
High five! High five! High five! High five! High five! High five! High five! High five!
Alright, I'm gonna go this way!
Okiedokie!
Bye bye!
High five! High five! High five! High five! High five! High five! High five! High five!
Beep!
YESSSS!!!
Oh my gosh, Hai! Hellooooh!
Nosebeep? Schnauzenboppen?
Boop!
Aaaaahhh!
Wwwwoowwww!
Hi camera!
My name is Dexter!
Ohmygod! Hiii!
Schnauzenboppen! Yes, yes! Ooooohhh!
There!
Shall we? Shall we?
*singing*
This is a stable platform!
I'll stay here!
Oh, it's a plant!
My plant!
Mine!
Hi! We're going for a ride in the elevator!
Wave hi to BBF!
Elevator-Con!
All good things must come to an end.
We've come to the last day of
MCFC 2015
As much as it saddens me
I must be on my way back to the wilds of
North Carolina. I want to thank
all the people who made this such a memorable
and fantastic experience, and I'll
look forward to coming back next year, and seeing
everyone very very soon.
You can't read, you're a rhino!
It's still good!
Rhinos can't read!
Where is this coming from?
Rhinos can't read!
I'm here!
Aaah, the floor! Check out the floor!
Awesome!
Awesome awesome!
I'm BBF now!
I'm like this!
I'm BBF guys!
Whoooot!
Hah! In your face!
I'm BBF, I'm gonna film you really
really close!
Reeeaaallyy cloooose!
Really close!
So soft!
It's so soft!
OMG it's so soft!
Get back!
Get back, Jack!
No...
They're swordfighting and you're chasing me!
Aaaaaahhhh!
You can't believe what's going on right now,
it's the meanest and best looking wolf
you've ever seen and the preeeettiest
dog, oh my goodness
Keet is so adorable, I just can't help it, can I have a hug?
Stop breathing!
He'll go away if you don't move!
I don't believe you!
He'll go away!
But I'm not moving!
Oh noooo!
I'm not gonna move!
I dont know who that is!
If I don't move you're going away!
No, I got a
extra battery, I'm good.
He finally found you in the
dumpster behind?
Where's your fader light switch?
I don't know how to do it.
Down is brighter.
It's on the side!
Oh, I got it!
*sings*
Can you do like "The Price is right"?
Bop bop bodoooohhh!
You can win a new car!
I probably should realize that was gonna come
up. Hi!
I'm a nobody but apparently I'm
related to that guy!
Yeah, you like that?
Yes, it's garbage now!
It's mine, I'll get my hair all over it!
Yeah, like that!
You can put this out to the curb, next
like tomorrow!
It's so ruined, I'm gonna pee all over it!
Damn cats!
I promise I'll buy a new one if I break it!
I love it!
Bouncy chair in the lobby!
Bouncy time!
Happy bouncy time!
Gimme that!
It's the bouncy time on the chair!
Say hello to everybody out in BBF Land!
Hiiii!
I know, right?
Join us next year
if you weren't already this year.
This is what you got here!
Look at this!
Ohmygoshhi!
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Hihihihi!
A stick! A stick!
AAaaaaahhh! Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!
Say Hi to the camera!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Say Hi to the camera!
Aaaaaahhh!
Gogogo!
Lookatthecamera!!!
Get'em! Get'em! Get'em! Get'em! Get'em! Get'em!
Schnauzenboppen!
Aaaaaahhh!
Should I go bother the husky there?
Ahhh, alright!
Alright BBF, this one's for you!
Not fair, you're holding me back!
There we go... No! Alright!
Get him!
Get this guy!
That guy has the same nose! Look!
Look at this!
There it is, go for it!
*sobs*
Dammit!
Hi, I'm Coopertom!
He's totally Coopertom!
Hit Coopertom in the face, everybody!
Oh you traitor, dammit!
[group sings "Nahrwals"]
[also sings...]
[badly...]
Shut up!!
Potatoes!!
Welcome to Sunday!
Which might also be Monday,
I don't know what time it is!
It's Sundayish!
And, uh...
You have a stick, a christmas tree of cameras!
And a large one!
I hope you guys had fun at
Furry Connection Motor City
Furconnection....
North!
MFF Cee Emm meff meff!
FCMFMCFC!
MFC! Right!
There's a Q in there!
And a tilda,
2015!
It's been great!
We have a fox, a Zarkey!
Some sort of weird incest cats...
Whohohoho!
You can edit that out, right?
It's him!
Uh huh! Whaddup!
The question is: at this convention,
are you fucking a Siberian husky?
I am a Siberian husky, you fuck!
Yes, but at MFF you were fucking a Siberian husky!
It's cause I'm fucking a Siberian husky!
You took out of context like
everyone else in the media in the
US likes to do with that
fucking propaganda!
In Soviet Russia,
husky humps you!
Zee best country!
In zee worrrrld!
No fursuits here, what the fuck is going on?
I just blinked.
What izz thizz?
I don't know!
Xzadfor, you're drunk!
I don't have a D in my name you bitch!
Oh my god!
You *censored*, you ratchet *bleep*
That's not going in the con video!
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Triggerwords!
Monster!
Could you do me a favour and
eat the con chair real quick?
I think that next year, he's gonna get
unelected or something anyway, so
get him while he's fresh!
I like it better when he's dead!
Dead? - Yeah!
He's carrion?
Quick! Get him!
It's kinda skinny!
I'll turn sideways and disappear!
Twitch the....
wolf!
Twitch the....
wolf!
Twitch the...
wolf!
Two seconds:
One: this is not Anthrocon 2002
noone gives a fuck about those jokes!
Two: Fuck you!
Three: This guy makes me drink!
I hope so!
Thank you for coming to MCFC 2015!
Madeline!
Always remember Madeline!
*chant* Madeline! Madeline! Madeline! Madeline!
Motor City Furry Con!
FCN is done!
They had a great legacy!
MCFC has
kept that legacy alive!
They're doing the same right things.
At the right venue.
Hey, it's a win-win!
Can't get any better!
What's going on?
Did you enjoy the con? I enjoyed the con.
Hope you enjoyed the con, too.
If you've never been to the con
you should come, although I think most
people watching this have gone.
And I bet most of them are coming back.
I'll be coming back.
MCFC is amazing!
Come back next year!
This is the guy who hooked me up
and let me record right from the board!
Oddy, thank you very much!
You're very welcome!
He doesn't even know who I am...
I do know who you are, Xzadfor!
Oh my god, he knows me!