They tried to make a fool of me
Oh no.
Imma show you something
you don't wanna really wait out
Come and talk to me
Imma half the way down
but Imma goin' sideways real quick
If you wanna see Snoop
I'm chilling in the wind
Got a couple
bad things shake your tails
and I ain't trippin'
if you wanna come and sit
with Snoop, I be chillin'
in the lobby with a couple
lot of you
keep it coming just in case
you know I'll make it rain
if you wanna pop a bottle
???
??
60 miles per hour, got a
?? it ain't hard to follow!
Trippin on the good and I'm
going back to con,
sittin' in the lobby
chillin at the Sheraton
sippin on the Shana
at the con and you know
I'll be chillin' with the furs
from the overseas!
Meoowwww!
Omnomnomnom!
Meowmeow!
The convention hasn't even started yet.
Why are people here? Opening Ceremonies is
tomorrow at 2 a.... 2 pm!
In the afternoon!
Why?
No!
Look! Colored creature!
He's much more interesting than me!
Look at this beautiful face!
Raaahr!
Wow!
Oh, you're following me! Ah!
Nuuh, nuuh, nuuuh!
Nahaha, no cameras!
No cameras! They're evil!
They're sucking the life outta me!
Haaaai!
Welcome to... what convention is this?
I don't know!
Motor City Furry Con...
Connection North!
Aaaaah!
Just come and play and enjoy this
convention please, coz I can't
handle all the attention myself!
You should never tell BBF "no".
Because he'll just film you...
Crazy... he's gonna film you for the rest of the con.
Oh great!
It's his first furcon!
We're gonna pop his cherry wide open!
You'll gonna be the new Nekari!
Oh heeeeellll no!
HEEEEEELLLL NOOO! NO!
No, no! Nuuuuuh!
GAWD!
We are looking into the light!
Alcohol?
We're happy!
Why? I'm not.... come on now!
I'm not even checked into my rooms yet!
Ehhhh...
I can't go to a con....
without this a*****....
THIS GUY!!
following me!
This thing...
with this light!
Don't know what to do!
How can I get away from you?
I've learned one thing...
if this man is at a con, don't run from him.
He will follow you
He's like a wild animal.
If you run from a wild animal
you get that chase instinct, they gotta chase ya.
If you just kinda stand here and...
*laughs*
Oh.... Jesus!
I just stepped out!
You understand, I just got out here like
5 minutes ago and you already gotta
camera in my face!
Oh my gawd!
I know what you're gonna do!
You're gonna smash me in the face with that camera, right?
No?!
I don't believe you!
With all these experiences I'm pretty sure
I know what's about to happen.
No? Have you changed your ways?
Really?
Have you turned another cheek?
I don't think you did turn another cheek!
No?
Alright, I'm gonna take your word for it!
Let's be different here!
We're gonna have a diff...
Okay, thank you!
I feel violated!
Hi everybody!
You're at MCFC
2015!
This is the place to be!
You want this? Not happening!
You want this?
Boom! Denied!
Hahaaaa!
Try and noseboop me!
Boop!
Aah!
Oh god!
No, nooooh!
Not my face!
It doesn't work with the lenscap on...
Hello, and welcome to Motor City Furry Con!
This isn't your con!
It is, I run....
part of it!
Are you trying to Schnauzenboppen me?
Coz I'm not in fursu.... oww!
Hai!
What's up?
Oh my god!
Ahhahahaha!
Trying to eat my nose!
You gotta attack the red light!
See the red light? Attack it!
Aaarrrrrhhh!
I could wreck his face right now if I wanted to!
*laughs*
Hii!!
King Gourd here!
And I found some dawwgs!
Don't know what the hell they're doing!
Dogging around, oh god!
What can I say?
Dogs!
Emm Emm Cee Eff Zee
Eff Zee Zee Eff Zee
Gee, q!
ARRARRARRARRR!!!
Here they go!
I don't know what to do!
I don't know what to do.
Arrrarrarr!
They won't stop!
Arrrarrarrarrr!
Help me! Send help!
Please!
I can't...
can't deal with it!
Don't leave me!
I got a camera in the face.
I like cameras!
Hi camera!
I'm ready for my close-up,
Mister Deville!
It's the eyes, you gotta get the eyes!
Not this, the best eyes!
I see you!
Omnomnom!
Hi! What we got here...
we got a wild husky!
He's purple!
It's a rare breed!
Imma poke it!
It noticed me!!
What do you want from me?
No autographs! Come on!
Are you done yet?
Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
That's an actual... you know this.
You know there's such a thing as
"Fuck me I'm famous!"
Sound so much more sexy on the internets.
No, it is just not my budget.
He's alive, yay!
That's mine!
Yap, that's mine now!
Photobomb!
I just got raped by the car!
Oh my gosh, I hope that's your car!
I'm a good boy!
It wasn't me!
Don't take any offense at this but
I invented this *bleep*
I can act this out real worth shit.
This talk, this *bleep* being *bleep* fursuit.
Block this *bleep*..... dude....
Oh my god.
You will not use this footage at all.
*laughs*
ISIS will hunt my *bleep* down
They'll destroy me.
You know...
*bleep* you...
*bleep* your videos....
*bleep*ing *bleep* finding me in
these *bleep* situations
All the *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* yourself!
*bleep* you,
I don't need this *bleep* in my life
ever, because this is bulls*bleep*!
Your beard's on fire!
Somebody put his beard on fire!
Hello, paparazzi!
This nice young lady here has given me tumorcat.
This is from Germany,
Keller Schwarzkatz, 2012
Mosel Valley, and I'm really sad
that I got all this information
just by picking up the bag,
I drink far too much.
He's spoiled!
Hey!
Film me talk about heroin, right?
Excellent, hah!
You gonna boop me again?
Ooh, I know how it is!
You're gonna boop me!
You're gonna boop me around,
That's what you do, you're like WOW!
You're gonna boop me!
In your face!
Don't follow me!
Oh dammit!
What do you want from me?
Leave me alone! Please!
I just want to enjoy my convention
and not have a camera smashed in my face!
Look at the carnage!
That means it's a disaster of epic.... proportimonons!
ptttpppttt
Epic size!
Aaahh!
I'm not 16:9,
I'm 69....
I'm skipping!
I'm leaving out the 1 and the colon!
Just for you!
Do you like my colon?
Leaving it out!
Leaving out the colon!
It's... it's me!
Hahaaah!
Oh if we could talk, but you can't
because you're a meerkat!
Gotta curl that 'stache!
It's video!
*laughs*
Yeah, there you go!
First American convention?
Is this your first time to America?
Welcome to America!
I hope this is
the first of many trips!
Awesome.
Did you go see the kittys yet?
Did you see the kitty cats?
Meow meow meow?
The charity?
You go way down the hall, by the ballroom.
There's kittens!
Hahah!! Yesss!
Aaahh, no! You're gonna
You need to license that?
No, I don't actually.
WOW!!!
Let me do it.
Can I do it?
That's just...
LEMME DO IT!
Ah, this is vape!
I've heard about this vaping craze.
This is awesome.
No vaping at the con.
You need to combine that with the vape guy!
Oh, she's over there!
I love vaping!
Oh yeah, I've heard that.
What does the public wanna know?
How many cheetahs
do you see down on the farm usually?
Zero!
So would you be the only one?
That's right, I'm.... A zero!
That makes you a zero then.
Well no, other than me.
Oh, okay, excluding you.
Yah.
Are you related to anyone who sells Cheezy Puffs?
Yeah, he's a very good friend of mine
and a cousin as well. Yeah, he's a very good friend of mine
and a cousin as well.
Is that a legal chicken?
That is not a contraband chicken?
This is a legal chicken,
I'm trying to think of a name for him.
We're thinking "Colonel Sanders".
Colonel Sanders?
Jah, unless you have better ideas?
Not really, reminds me of Pittsburgh.
Of Pittsburgh?
Yeah, because the Steelers fans have their
peckers in the middle off their face also.
Oooh, awww!
Wow, man!
Are you my cab driver?
Oh, I like the young ones!
If this camera is on, I swear to god....
Actually, it is!
*laughter*
Thank you!
You're a monster!
Oh great, now Germany knows
I'm an asshole, too!
Yeah, I miss furcons.
Hey guys!
I just kinda wanna get this started.
I know we're running a little bit behind.
I'd like to thank everybody for coming,
I hope you're making this another great year.
My name's Indy, I'm kinda running the show.
If you got any questions or wanna say anything,
pull me aside, if you have any gripes, comments, concerns.
Our wonderful staff behind me that helps
to run the show, too.
If Ronnie wants to introduce our Guests of honour this year...
So, as Indy said, my name
is Ronnie, I'm your
guest of honor liaison, guest liasion as well
as the guy who runs the fursuit dance competition
and this year, the fursuit games!
We have our two guests
of honor on the stage,
coming all the way from down south
in Florida, we have
one of the fandoms
most reknowned fursuiters and performers
right here, you can find his videos
and his works, especially
his pie splatting works and all that
kind of stuff all over Youtube.
Round of applause for Tilt Longtail!
And his chicken Colonel Sanders!
Howdy y'all!
Sitting next to Tilt we have the lovely
couple looking very, very
classy today, they just
stole Colonel Sanders for dramatic
effect, coming all the way
from Arizona, these
two have been professional
fursuit makers under the name
Dont Hug Cacti since 2007
and they've made some of the cutest
suits I've ever seen oh my god!
Sorry about that, anyways,
Ladies and Gentlemen, another round of applause
for Don't Hug Cacti!
Oh, we're also supposed to mention that drunken guy
who always comes to conventions and gets your wine,
The guy in the tophat, too,
who drinks even more wine and who doesn't to ever get drunk
cuz he's just...
And he likes Cale a lot!
I hate you!
You're the first person to mention it!
The man in the top hat, Alkali!
And Uncle Kage, the other guy who
drinks a lot of wine!
We are Happy Hearts Feline Rescue,
We have two physical shelter locations
here in Michigan,
Grass Lake and Manchester
we're a no-kill shelter
we're doing the best we can
and are very thankful to be here today.
You guys are very welcoming and
you'll help pay for a lot of vet bills.
I wanna pass this on real quick to
Ronnie, because this is fursuit, he's the
games this year, and the dance comp.
Thank you very much, Keet,
no, I will not do a breakdance.
This is not Beat Street North right now.
Asian square dancing? I don't even want to know.
*laughs*
Is that where I break out a calculator
and start dancing on the keypad?
I'm joking, enough for the subtle racism.
Hello, I'm Pandez,
I'm from the Department of Apology, I'm sorry.
Hey everyone, welcome to the con!
A few minor things
that I need to apologize for
because designated Canadian.
In the conbook, which
*cellphone rings*
Whose phone is ringing on the stage?
Con chair's phone, dollar in the quarter jar!
We did not realize until after it was printed
and I definitely have to
take apology for this because I'm the one
that put te conbook together, there are a few
panels that have the last line
of the description cut off, so if you have
questions about the three
panels where the last line is like:
"Oh, and if you come to this panel, you'll get..... "
Yeah, that's my fault,
come to con ops, we can give you that last line
to fill you in on the mystery!
We went to open the border for registration and a small
part of the room fell down and
destroyed a laptop.
The laptop that runs the badge printer.
So for those of you who were in line
after last year, we took a lot of effort
and put a lot of hard- and software in so you
can register on your phones and kiosks
then fate went "Hahah, Fudge you!"
At least it was an Apple.
No comment!
The elevators were up and functional
till just before opening ceremonies!
I'm not apologizing for that!
That is not a misprint!
So there is a panel
in the conbook called
"Mock erections"!
That is not a misprint!
That is a lapse in judgement from the people
who submitted the title, and the
people who approved it!
Now we're an 18+ convention
so the fact that that is
a spoof on "Mock elections"
is not a misprint!
Please stop showing it to me!
Don't show me your mock erectio.... wait!
After dark, show me your mock er... no!
Alright, enjoy your con
have a good time, have any questions`?
you know where to find me.
He'll apologize for everybody
I hope everything goes good and
see you at closing ceremonies!
I'm having a conversation here,
would you mind?
You look like you're scoping out your next meal
looking at him.
Yeah, the Harry Potter kat!
I don't know what to do with the camera,
normally I'm playing a video game when I'm on one.
I'm going down!
Help me!
Fetch, boy!
Come here!
Go get it!
Help! Help!
I'm going down!
Send help!
Kody!!
What is this?
Another youngster putting their camera
in my face?
You youngsters have no respect for your
elders, heh. Back in
my day, we used to beat down the
youngsters for less, especially when
they did not give us wine tributes!
I have been constantly plagued
with soberness
A terrible disease
at the past few conventions!
And I am still suffering
from such diseases. I was hoping
that I could cure that
at this lovely convention with this
bar right here, but they seem
to have none for an old dragon.
What kind of convention is this
anyway, heh? They call this a
drinking convention? Well, I have had not anything
to drink. Bah!
I'm off to go find something
to drink, and it better not be
your blood if you get in my
way......
Youngsters these days have no respect!
What are you doing there?
Eeeuugh!
What are you doing?
*nom nom noodle*
Very undignified! *nom nom noodle*
Very undignified!
*nomnomnom* Very undignified!
*nomnomnom*
They are not noodles, they are whiskers,
they indicate my wisdom!
How much have you had to drink?
Clearly too much, and you have been taking it
all from my stuff!
What do you have to say about yourself?
I'm not drunk enough!
You are not drunk enough.
As all the youngsters say,
"Go home you're drunk!"
Hi, I'm Sparky Bluefox!
I'm here at MCFC 2015,
at the dinner table so I'll take my hat off.
All gentleman should
take their hat off at the dinner table.
But...
[Loud shattering noise]
Inverse action!
*applause*
Oompah!
Lights, camera,
action!
So there you go! action!
So there you go!
See you later!
Bye!
Oh no!
Will he ever run out of film?
Holy cow!
Three,
two,
one,
Go!
The moustache!
We have a weiner!
Oh, a weiner?
We have a winner!
And now:
Wisdom From The Moustache!
Man who go to airport
turns about sideways,
truely heading to Bangkok.
Thank you.
Oh, you're filming me!
Hi people!
Go to bed, it's late!
Stop drinking.
Or drink more!
Fox!
Yes!
What are you doing in this part of the country?
I'm filming fuzzies like you!
Have you had enough to drink?
No!
You need to get to Sponsors Lounge and try
the fukken' cider!
I will do that!
That is very good stuff!
I have feeling quite golden right now!
I will try it, ja!
Nosebeep, aah!
Just so you kno....
Aaaahh!! Stop it!
That's not right!
One's supposed to boop the camera
the camera is not supposed to boop me!
Stop it!
Enough!
The lights are too much!
The nipples on the wall say no!
Stop it!
Noooo!
Please!
Big Blue, please!
Mercy, mercy!
I can't take it!
Aaaahhhh!
This is a friend of mine!
Please embarass him as much as you see fit!
One.....
Two...
Three cameras! Which one do I look at?
All of them.
All of them?
Howdy y'all and welcome to
MCFC 2014
Down on the farm!
Come join me and I'll show you what
farm life is all about!
Pardon my big nose!
I hope y'all had a good time!
Pet pet pet!
Welcome to my petting zoo!
We're gonna pet this animal right here!
Do you like that right there?
Alright!
Who else wants to be petted?
Why are you filming me right now?
I just wanna...
I'm not a fursuit, I'm not entertaining!
Are you drunk?
Yes!
This is like...
Have you ever seen the scene from Scanners
where the guys head explodes?
Cause I'm looking at three cameras right now.
What do I say to this?
I'll just say *bleeep*
Does that work? Yes!
I guess!
That's because the word *bleeep* is kinda funny!
When it comes to any anatomy
of the human body, the scientific
terms are just *bleeep* hilarious!
Like *bleeep* *bleeep* *bleeep*
sounds hilarious to me.
Cause it's a dumb *bleeep* word!
Then you got *bleeep*!
That kinda sounds like flowers, I don't know why!
But it does!
Oh my god it's BBF!
You harassed me all MFF!
All MFF you harassed me!
Why must you harass me again?
I come here
all the way from Delaware
to get away from work, to have a good time
No, no, no!
Stop!
No...
Nooo...
Have mercy!
Okay, alright, I surrender!
I give up!
Light nosebeep, approved!
Oww!!!
Owww!!
*sobs*
Alright!
Know the spot!
Hold on!
You have been blessed by the Raccoon Lord!
Oh you look good with that!
That makes everyone look good!
Wwwoowww...!
You're like a Technicolor yawn!
That's like something!
That's kinda derpy there.
Trying to see if my camera is picking up all the
lines of alcohol evaporating
out of this fox!
Look at all this jealousy!
So much jealousy!
So much catting going on.
We gotta find a way to get you to
blow bubbles out of that nose!
Have you heard?
About the bird?
Yeah!
Ah bah bah bird bird bird....
Of course!
Nevermore!
Yeah...
Sorry!
I'm having a beer!
Yup!
Chug, chug, chug!
All gone!
Chuck it like Norris!
Oh my goodness!
You do not have the thing anymore
up there!
It's so different!
Hi everybody!
It's been a while since I've been on camera!
Yup, aha!
It's good to see you on there
and on there
and on....
You don't have one behind there this time!
Not this time!
It's really good to see all you guys!
Boop!
Does it count, do you still do that?
I've been around for so... oh god!
That was a forced boop!
Where's my whistle, I need my whistle!
Oh noooh!
These are gonna make you popufur!
*gasp* They will make me popufur?
*mmmmmnmnmmfmmmblllllmmnnmm*
*hmmmmmmmgmmmnmnmmmffmmmm*
*mmmnnmmmmmammmmuuuuhhmm*
and that's everything I wanted to be...
*wahhmmmnnmmmffmmmnmnmnmmnmnmnm*
and then I had my brother Jeff
*mmmmmnmnmmfmmmblllllmmnnmm*
and then he went on vacation
*hmmmmmmmgmmmnmnmmmffmmmm*
and the sunset was soooo beautiful
*mmmnnmmmmmammmmuuuuhhmm*
loved it! And I
couldn't believe it!
You can't get it! No!
Hi! Welcome to BBF Part 11.5!
Motor City FCN,
two thousand-fucking-twenty two
Hi! I was wearing my jetpack and I flew here
like fucking Flash Gordon and
it was great, fantastic!
Other than the bugs I ate on the way here
But then I didn't have to stop at Taco Bell.
And then I shit my pants,
but that's another story.
Anyway, enjoy!
Hi, we're bouncy!
Because we're on BBFs video!
Video, yeah!
I need to go to Tinkletown!
Tinkletown?
Tinkletown!
I know what that is!
Wait, BBF is filming this?
He's from Germany, you guys didn't know that!
No, I had no idea!
He's sailing across the ocean, he's German!
Guten Tag!
Mein Kopf, jetzt! My Head, now!
Very hard!
I used to know how to say "My head is a stump"
Mein Kopf ist... My head is...
Ein Stumpf! A stump!
I don't remember!
Waaahh, ahhh!
Oh, oh...
Getting angry! Why?
Why me, that's not my deal!
I'm not that cat guy!
Don't listen to him!
Who are you? Who are you?
Who are you?
Ooh!
No, nope!
Whoah!
No, nono...
Ooh god!
Hi, I'm Sparky Bluefox and
welcome to MCFC 2015!
It's Friday Night, the con's just getting started,
and I'm gonna be doing
the open mike night, maybe tomorrow!
We'll see, I've got some really good jokes lined up!
like this:
A priest, a rhabbi and a muslim imam
walk into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says:
What, is this a joke?
Sparky!
Yes?
Oh my god!
*laughter*
I'm sitting here trying to focus on my food,
they didn't give me the fruit cup I wanted!
So they gave me these silly things
doesn't look like fruit to me!
I'll eat it anyways, what the heck!
I gotta get some... "sustenance"!
Do you think Fender will be here?
Or was he sold to another company?
I... we... we're not... no!
Turn the camera off!
This is America, the camera will stay on!
I'm not black.
You're not? I have a test.
Hang on.
So when you see this...
It's a badge, just.. you know.
Black!
Did you see the back of this guy?
Those are like eggs!
He stings you
and implants one of those eggs in you
and you don't die!
The larva slowly eat their way out
and then they grow up
to be republicans, it's terrible!
Oh god, it is...
Popumurr!
Now...
Do you put the murr in popumurr?
Yeah?
I'd like you to demonstrate the murr
on her!
It's a lion that's awake,
that's amazing. Usually they are just laying around
like, "Oh you know..."
"I'm laying around..."
This isn't a lazy zoo lion here.
Throw some punches at him!
Yeah, hit him hard!
Go on!
Beat the crap out of him,
we need the invisible man later!
It's Buster!
Oh, look look, this dog talks!
This dog talks!
It's like you've been infected by the Twitch Da Wolf virus!
[cheering, applause]
[people sing Happy birthday]
The Dorsai have a long standing tradition!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dorsai!
[Dorsai sing] Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Now you lived another year,
Now you know that death is near!
To every single furry,
Every bartender,
every member of this hotel, because
every once in a while you have a special
day in your life, and that special day
for a bartender, should involve
a tip!
Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just helped
me collect this, this is from the furry
fandom. We wanted to
collect 40 dollars for your birthday,
I'm very sorry, we instead
collected 111 dollars.
Did you see the flasher?
There's a flasher!
A flasher!!
Aaaaahhhhh!
Oh the horrors!
He's showing everyone his nuts!
I'm not... I....
This is not me!
I don't even have my fursuit on!
Don't look at my human self!
Now you know how I feel!
I don't care how you feel, Buddy,
I don't care!
I'm a nice person, I do care how you feel
No! Dogs are touching me!
No! Get out!
Hello again!
We have a rare breed!
It's a cross fox!
I'm gonna poke it!
You got a fox!
It's a rare breed!
I'm gonna poke it!
He will sober up tomorrow and be like
"Spazz is right"
"I can't put this in the con video."
"This is like the worst thing ever!"
I'm actually not that worried.
He's an angry fursuiter.
Lots of angry fursuiters nowadays!
And why are they even angry? What could
they be possibly mad about?
Look at his face!
He's so angry
and imbalanced, it's
incredible!
Oh my goodness!
I don't even know what I'm leaning
up against!
Eww, Buddy, you're gross!
Your face is gross!
You have an SPH on your finger, that's kinda kinky!
I didn't know you were into that!
You like that?
Will that do for you?
Yeah? Yeah?
Oh, oooh, ooooooOOOOooohhh!
He's Dr. Robotnik!
[chatting intensifies]
Party party party!
It's a parade!
Con's over, time for chicken!
Hi!
The parade was wonderful. Awesome!
It's Sparky Bluefox!
Hi!
Sir, are you aware that you're a camera?
Did you realize how you're looking at me right now?
It's cause you're actually a camera!
You need to get that checked,
"Hey doctor, I'm a camera!"
And he gets that kind of call every single day!
He'll know exactly how to help.
Don't worry.
Help is on the way.
You're a camera!
Filming me? I'm not in fursuit.
What's so interesting about me?
See, this is cute, this is what you need to film
Nonono.
Photobomb!
Let's go to the front desk
and see what kind of amish accommodation
they have for us.
Hi, how are you?
My name is Ezrah, I'm from
Amish country.
Hi, Ezrah.
If I need to get to the airport,
Do you have a horse and buggy that will
come by every hour?
We have something similar to a horse and buggy.
Oh!
A little bit more engine power for you.
Oh really, good!
More horsepower, actually!
If I need to take a bath,
do you have like a stream that I would go
get the water out and bring it in?
We can set something up for
you if you really need it.
I'll call room service!
Call Larry, I'll hook you up.
Call Larry for a couple buckets of water.
Yes, call be for water bowls or
whatever you're comfortable with.
Do you charge to park my horse?
No, we'll do it free for you!
Free horse parking? Okay!
Very good!
If you're a friend of this guy, you're a friend of ours!
Okay, I'm gonna go for the
modern marvels of the 21st century.
Okay!
Do you have one of those
rotary dial telephones I've heard about?
Rotary!! *laughs*
I heard they're the latest thing!
Well, you're a couple centuries behind!
Well, yah, I'm from Amish country.
I might go listen to an AM radio
Oh my god!
Maybe an 8-Track too
Oh, those are really advanced!
Thank you Larry!
Good night!
Don't forget to feed and brush my horse
at 8:pm!
8:pm sharp!
And you gotta milk the cows at 3:am!
Oh, I'll be hung over then!
Oh!
We don't have that where I come from.
You don't have that?
The Lord says "No alcohol!"
Thank you Larry!
We're gonna raise a hotel across the street!
We're gonna raise an overflow hotel
for next year, can you help us
out with that?
Ok then! out with that?
Ok then! Bring a hammer, meet me out there
4 am, after we milk the cows!
Okay! *laughs*
[yelling from the bar]
Is that some sort of devil chant
coming from the devil's playground?
Check it out, you might enjoy it!
The Lord says "No alcohol", I can not
go to that, that is an area
of the devil.
That is the devil's playground over there
because that is where alcohol and beverages are served.
We only drink milk
and milk and
more milk on the farm.
Even orange juice is shunned upon.
Hi, I'm Ezrah.
What kind of creature
is this? We don't have this on the farm.
A sabertooth?
Wow! Are you nice,
are you mean?
Are you a working animal?
Can you pull a buggy?
I'll think about that for a little bit.
Well, if my horse isn't feeling well, maybe
you can pull me around town.
Think about it?
No?
No....
Can I milk you?
Maybe later.
Oh, okay!
Milking at midnight, his room.
Yes, if you headbutt it,
it's very tasty if you headbutt it.
Mmmmm, yummy!
They have meat on their mind.
You look like one of those fishes,
you can turn sideways and disappear.
*laughs*
No special effects,
someone bumps into your side and
breaks in half and falls over!
Look out, it's an Aerofox!
The only 2D fox in the fandom!
Yeah, I've had my personal...
You only get into the elevator after the doors close!
OMG, it's a hug!
I did not see any permission but
we'll assume it's OK, there was no screaming.
Wow, hang on a second!
Do that again!
Squish it up!
Rotate the top towards me!
Now turn it clockways 90°.
Hang on.
Oh my god, it's an ass!
Wow, it's like an ass with hip bones!
Hang on, hold it right there!
Oooh, yeah, ooooh!
*laughs*
That is like the worst thing I've done
all weekend! I hope
it stays that way!