It's Thursday, we just packed the car.
We're heading to...
Furry Weekend Holland.
I'm in Cologne,
and I guess it's really close.
Which means...
it's no wonder the Germans
have visited many countries in the past.
It's just a little walk away.
Here we are!
Experiencing German traffic jams.
But we stopped at a gas station and I
got a package
of a pizza, called a Bifi.
I got a Bifi Roll.
XXL, yeah.
I'll see how that goes.
I'll report on air quality later.
We're in Holland.
Alright, me and BBF are here.
We're loaded.
Well, the car is loaded, we're not loaded.
We'll get loaded later.
Proof that we're now officially official:
Here we go.
You can already tell we're here.
Isn't this where we go...
...to register?
Your turn!
Go ahead!
Sorry, that's not my type.
Now that I'm registered,
going to the room....
sex!
Behold, it's a Pfau! (peacock)
Physical money is from the medieval times.
Then gimme!
I only have contactless.
This is the future.
Seriously? Here we go again.
It's morning, dude!
Just as happy
at the bar as you see me now.
You'll be enjoying your drinks.
What are you coming for?
Illegal nosebooping!
This is the most healthy thing I'm gonna eat all weekend.
And from here on it's all downhill.
She gave me this so it's already going downhill.
Bibi...
I've go a surprise for you!
A very important camera update!
So you can stick that on your camera.
That's actually cool!
Hello, and welcome to FWH!
Can I stop it now?
Can I stop it?
You can stop it.
There you are!
You and your
stabilized camera system
and blinking lights and
your little selfie stickie thing.
Don't trust this wolf, whatever you do!
Can't go wrong with a blue drink.
...sneaks into the eyeball...
... of doom!
It's really lazy so I can't reach that far over...
Can't touch me!
Oh wow!
Is this stabilized?
It's very hypnotic.
I can see the lens move.
It's like a..... eeeehhh.....
Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeehhhhhhh....
How goes?
Beer!
Into here!
The murder mystery is:
Somebody murdered my beer.
Heal it! Go!
Get a potion!
Welcome to FWH!
For 2 years we've prepared to move to a new location
because, even though how much we loved the Labyrinth,
at some point we had to move on.
After searching far and wide,
from the North to South,
we found this castle.
and in this castle, we found everything
that's part of FWH.
From the coziest room you can find in any place
to ever changing walls
and doors and floors and
ceilings.
After much searching we found this castle and we
had to have it. So we
worked and negociated hard
and we planned hard.
At some point we had to announce the move
many people were excited, some were
sad to leave the Labyrinth behind.
But in the end,
we've grown. And we're
growing every year.
This year we've grown by over 30%.
And that means a lot of hard work
and a lot of... hard work.
Don't worry, you won't go hungry.
Because we've got a lot of awesome food planned.
And we even have a BBQ
on Saturday.
And there'll be snacks
and everything, so
go out, and enjoy
Furry Weekend Holland.
My notes literally said: "Welcome."
I'm the crazy guy that runs the con.
Hi!
I'm Xzadfor from America.
You're the crazy American coming all the way
over here?
It's a tomato fursuit!
It's a tomato!
Tomato!
Could you... you know...
Some privacy?
I'm a ventriloquist! Hi!
Hi camera! How are you?
This doesn't work when you film me!
Now you've ruined it!
We have a progression. We have this,
then this, then this.
This is where we're heading: Hairless.
You're hairing!
You have a choice, go to the vet or go give him cuddles.
Vet or cuddles.
And the vet has very cold hands today.
And no gloves.
Guten Tag!
Das ist gut ja!
Ein Bier bitte!
Dankeschön, auf Wiedersehen, okay!
Prost!
The dry white wine?
Yeah, exactly.
That is smiling at me!
The dry white wine, Sir.
[sings] There's a dee-ee-eeer!
Oh dear!
Exactly!
He seems a little deeranged!
Saturday morning...
7:44am...
...stalking the infamous...
...peacock...
Where you at Mr. Peacock?
Nature's beautiful in the morning...
I can't wait to...
go eat some of it!
This is one of those suits where I don't know
what it is until I see the tail.
Oh, it's obviously a fox.
The eye-whiskers!
Each whisker has a black mark on the end for every
eye they poked out.
Alas...
Count Bacon...
He's gone to a better place.
He's been turned into a true bacon.
No eating, no! Nonono!
Oh, you got the Boogie going on?
Nommy camera!
No!
What?
No!
No noms!
[peacock yells]
Don't!
DON'T!
This is gonna be available as a ringtone
by the end of this con!
I will kill you in your sleeeeeep!
You have redeemed yourself.
You have extended your life.
Shooting the coyote!
A little bit!
Because it's hunting season!
Yes, hunting season.
Fear the hunting!
Yeah, but you hunt...
I'm shooting coyotes!
I've written my finals with that camera.
Why do you write your finals with a camera?
I.... can't write well!
I'm not Forfaox!
You're supposed to follow him around!
You need cute and fuzzy things that....
Go and film the.... eh...
Come, come!
Film him! Not me!
Ermmmmm....
Look at the food! Food!
Beautiful food! Erm...
How do I get rid of it? What do I do?
You don't, that's the problem!
I've been trying to figure out
how to get him to stop filming
for the last
7, 8 years!
As you can see, it just doesn't work!
Free beer, that way!
Free beer, THAT way!
We're gonna eat the peacock!
Is it just you or is Dexter here?
Good morning, good morning!
Everyone is asleep but we're cleaning up
the DJ booth!
Good morning, good morning
to you! Duh duh be doh!
Good morning, it's FWH on
Sunday. What time is it?
10:30?
Almost noone is awake,
everyone is crashed in their beds and
the mess here had at the bar was
terrible but we're cleaning it for you
But we love you, that's why we do it.
So have a good sleep for just
a few hours, you can skip the breakfast
because the lunch is already at 12
so skip breakfast. Because then you
can sleep a little bit longer, enjoy your
sleep and enjoy your last day of
Furry Weekend Holland!
Hi YouTube!
Or BBF-File-Thing-Media-Server!
Make a wish!
No! **** you!
Whoever gets the biggest piece of Kraut wins!
Yeah yeah yeah, you're alright.
You can't just walk by!
We gotta comman-deer the comman-deer!
BBF, would you like to...
hog this fursuiter?
That joke is boaring!
This one's a real ham on camera, let me tell ya!
You really pigged the wrong one!
Do you record in JPIG?
Don't get mad! Tusk tusk tusk!
At least you don't get boared here.
I don't want to like the jokes,
but I can't help laughing!
It's not easy to link these pig puns together!
But there's actually an oinkment for that!
That's very pink!
Yeah, a suit this pink has got to be rare.
I gotta get hoppin'!
He's ill!
She's ill!
He she it is ill!
I white-balanced on you.
Everything's green now.
Beer me!
I'll try! I haven't made this beer myself
so...
I don't have control over the tab
system, the beer, the process
but you know... not bad!
This is an rated-M
video now? I can say what I want?
It's mature?
Okay!
About him:
He looks cute but actually he...
last night...
[censored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Tilli, don't touch this.
They call this coffee?
Hey drunk, how you're doing?
Hey drunk!
You're drunk!
No, you're drunk!
No, you told me you were drunk yesterday!
Hi Drunk! I'm Tilli!
Hi Tilli, I'm drunk!
We already ate, I'm sorry!
Nothing left to see here!
I'm staying till Monday!
Until they have to remove my
cold, dead hand from this con!
There's the chocolate, and the moose!
Where's the moose?
MOOOOOHHH!
Mooooooose!
MOOOOOSE!!
Mooooooose!
MOOSE!
Moose! Moose!
Moose-t that be?
He got moosed!
This pig exploded happily.
See you spoon!
There is no spoon!
Look at the amazing vegan food!
I need three plates for all the food!
FRRIES! FRRREEDOM FRIES!
Where is my desert?
Did you eat it?
Omnomnom!
In this case I've gotta get it back.
I'm very lactose intolerant.
Simba!
I'd hereby like to apologize
for my behavior just now at the table there
where I showed my...
... inner food, let's say, which
some of you may already have puked
onto your keyboards, I'm sorry,
I won't pay for a new one but
bless your hearts, bless mine, and
Close your eyes!
Oh, nononono!
No touchie!
Did you enjoy FWH?
[applause]
Thank you for sharing this awesome weekend with us!
I hope you had a good time!
Just we we did.
And especially the food, which was amazing!
A lot of people requested this event to be renamed
to Food Weekend Holland!
Peacock Weekend Holland!
Peacock Weekend Holland?
Maybe we should also rename it to Furry Week Holland.
I can not do this on my own.
There's a lot of people helping out.
So I want to say my thanks
to the volunteers
who do this totally out of
the kindness of their heart.
And totally are not doing this to get all
the stickers on their cards.
I'd like to thank the teams
that made up the
crew of FWH.
So first up I'd like to thank
the bar and lounge.
Please join me
on the stage of fame.
Next up I'd like to thank the hygiene team.
They make sure we have all the
supplies we need. They provide
the handsoap and
sanitizers
Next up I'd like to thank the snacks and high-tea people.
Because they put down an awesome event:
High-Tea. If you were a sponsor
you should've been there, else you missed something.
Registration, can you join me?
Honey?
HONEY!
Honey, thank you!
We have a lot of stuff: Decorations!
Sorin?
Come, come!
Next I'd like to thank
Tech Ops!
Those two!
Also, we have Con Ops.
Yes, you!
Next up: Stage.
There's Q,
and Laika as well!
Thank you for fixing all the
dancefloor and lighting
and the stage
so I can
walk around, thank you.
Safety:
Day and night, these people
are not just only on standby.
They are an active watch, watching over
you, your safety and your loved ones.
They've been doing a very good job at keeping us safe.
I'd like to call on stage: My number one.
That is deserved.
It's invisible
this work is invisible.
but so neccessary.
Just like oil in the car, you don't see it but
if it's not in there it won't run.
And lastly,
I'd like to thank the amazing people
of Castle DeBerckt
who provided us with this place,
with food,
which was worthy of FWH.
Please join us!
It's hard work
and we can use all the help we can get.
So, on this stage
there's always room
because
the more people help out, the easier it gets.
And the more people we can have at FWH.
So if you want to help out
just send us a message
let us know
and maybe next year,
you'll be here with us.
Because we practiced it as well as the opening ceremonies,
I have a microphone now and don't have to shout.
Can you hear me in the back?
If I talk into his chest, can you hear me better?
Speak to the left nipple!
Hello?
We need to turn up the volume
There's one more person you didn't thank
because it would be impolite to thank yourself.
So can I get a round of applause for Okill
who is organising ...... [Applause]
If you made something dirty, clean it.
I mean come on.
Your pants?
Did you make my pants dirty?
Is that a profession?
I was wondering what's there.
So you don't have to get up at 3:am in the morning.
You should buy them and auction them off at EF!
For charity!
Thank you,
enjoy the last evening at FWH,
and see you next year. Goodbye!
We're just taking care of our skin.
It's very tight this weekend.
There's also one!
At a gathering of this size
you could completely go around
with facial coverings and get like
at least half the con to put them on before
they stop you.
My convention experience tells me so.
Welcome to the Left Tit, what can I get you?
Hey Tellos, what if we told you
we have one left?
Say what?
We have a package left for face masks!
Is it blue?
If it's not blue then it's not for me.
It has to be blue?
Put some Bawls in it.
If I find you a blue one for next year
will you put on a face mask with us?
That's a deal, it's on camera.
If I find one that's blue,
I'll put it on him next year.
I think there's actually one that is blue, so...
What's that on your face?
Beauty, darling.
Pure beauty.
What's on my face? Avocado?
Something like cum!
One thing's for sure, she doesn't swallow.
It's Avocado!
Zooming...
OMG, what happened to their faces?
Now you can see my annoyance in 3D!