Too soon!
Hello, good morning!
Someone's speaking very French!
Ah, you're...
You like when there is a
laptop baguette in your garage?
No?
I lost my
accent this weekend, so
[laughter]
Meanwhile,
I have found really good use
for Dutch "Chachechach" (Hagelslag)
This is how you're supposed to eat it,
not on breat, silly Dutch people,
this is so yummy,
mmmm, get in my belly!
Yeah, omnomnomnom
fat belly for Chachechach!
Yeeeah!
That was whole milk.
What's wrong with it?
Nothing!
So why...?
I went to pour it,
you're like OMG!
It might have funny taste but
it's okay!
You're going to have a surprise
when you taste it!
I'm too scared to even touch this!
So nervous now!
Really, you shouldn't be!
Oooh, she's going to... oooohhh!
Is this now that we're telling her
about us putting our fingers in it?
I thought that was my iPhone,
I was looking at it and going...
Someone's stolen my iPhone!
Has he taken my iPhone?
I think he took yours.
Where's my iPhone?
Why did Djem take my iPhone?
Mrrreow!
I don't want that, no!
Wait. Cat, come. Come!
Pure nature, man!
But why?
Fetch!
One again we all get lost in this lovely labyrinth
well known by most of you.
But who knows how many doors have been
moved, replaced,
rooms have been buildt,
walls have been taken down,
bars have popped up from the ground.
The kitchen crew is already
preparing our meals for the weekend
and seeing what they have planned, it's good.
Please do not wake any sleeping dogs.
Or cats, or bats, or birds.
Whatever, just don't wake them. So
be quiet in and around
the bedrooms. If you want to
sit down, talk, have a beer, whatever,
do it downstairs
use the sleeping rooms for sleeping.
Nothing else!
[laughter]
You probably picked up signs, heard some rumours,
and yes, they're true.
No, not the one about the car.
Although I have a new one but
let's just forget about the car, okay?
I'm talking about the other rumor that this is
onna be the last Furry Weekend Holland.
Yes, indeed!
It's gonna be the last FWH...
...here!
I have many fond memories of this place
I'm sure many of you share
them as well, but
it's time to move on.
We've grown too big.
So we moved to something new.
I think it'd older, actually.
After five years spending at the Labyrinth,
it's time to move on.
After searching for months
we found a location
and I fell in love with it.
We had to pursue, it seemed
impossible at first, but after
many negociations we pulled through.
But first we need to enjoy FWH
as it is, and
I'm sure we will.
And the first thing we'll enjoy is
a little evening snack.
I'm sure some of you are looking forward to that, yes.
Everybody gets a piece of BBF!
You stole my joke!
No, I said it loud!
So, thank you very much,
and go enjoy FWH!
Welcome to the popufur-con!
Stop filming us!
This is Forfaox,
he has a doomsday machine
and it's hidden somewhere.
We have to find it. So
this probably is a true treasure hunt
at this con, what do you think?
It will be very dangerous
but we will find it, you will not
create doomsday again!
The problem of being the only fursuit around right now.
Or unless you're me, then
BBF wants to film me.
Hey BBF, here's your beer!
Foxes know how to find booze somehow!
They have a nose for it.
And a camera.
Oh no, the evidence is on camera!
This is not what it looks like!
I'm innocent!
You're actually going to follow me with that thing?
Wikke, help!
Stand back!
I need to buy a bar card!
This is important, I'm going to buy a barcard.
I have a bar card.
You want this? I'll be happy!
It's going to be interesting.
Room 366.
Guten Tag!
Hallo!
We have arrived!
It's early.
it's, ahm...
1:00 am.
Uuuh, coffee!
Have you always wondered what the
best paws in the world might look like?
It goes something like this:
And if you want them even bigger:
There is a size for everyone
so come and join the Alphadogs family now!
Order today
and get a free bonus, which we won't
tell you about... until you order.
But wait, there's more!
Oh fuck!
Where did you come from?
You think that's a camera? This is a camera!
*squeals*
Yaaaay!
*squeals*
Come and get me!
*marfs*
Don't you care?
You don't dare!
*whines*
Come here!
Oh shit!
Adorbs...
Smelly but adorable!
That's his chance now,
he can destroy them all at once!
The tiger is collateral damage,
the rest, uhm...
[fart noise]
Hello, everyone!
Is this everyone?
Everyone here?
If you cannot hear me just come closer!
Get closer and closer
like BB always does,
right in my face!
How are you doing? Had a good time?
[audience applauds]
I sure did,
I feel this is one of the best years
we had so far.
We've been here over 5 years already
and I'm torn between sadness
and excitement from
between leaving this location
and moving on to castle de Berckt.
Before we say goodbye, I'd like to
take a moment to thank
everyone that makes FWH possible.
Well, we're gonna make sure they'll
clean out the bar tonight, if you have
barcards, use them, because I heard there's
still booze left. I don't wanna take it home,
because then I'd be drunk for the next three months.
So make sure you empty your barcard and
empty the bar as well!
Don't forget that pancakes will be served
after some
other rituals that have to be performed.
So ecpect them in 30 minutes.
If you happen to have one of the red
lanyards, you are expected
down here in the basement
right after this.
And with that, I hope
everyone had an amazing time,
and I hope to see each and everyone
back.. here, but
not "here",
So if you show up here you're in the wrong location.
So next year we're moving, remember?
Be back next year for FWH 2018!
Thank you!
[applause]
One more thing:
We do have one last person to thank
He's the guy that kicks our asses,
says "You have to do your documentation"
"You have to fill in the forms"
"I want to know what you're doing!"
... gives us money to do stupid shit
okill!
[applause]
Thank you.
And now go get drunk, people!
We sure are!
No, we're not yet?
Go get drunk, please!
Drink all the beer!
I don't want to lift those heavy
50 liter kegs
that are still full, I don't want
them anymore! Please drink them, BB!
Help me, you're my only hope!
Oh. Goddammit!
Oh look, you're on video again!
Forfaox would like to say he's currently unavailable,
but if you'd like to leave a message,
Please do so now
And someone will forward to him later.
and...
Beep!
Beep in Dutch!
Beep in German,
Beep in...
Australian? I don't know!
*yells*
Mah!
Making a photo?
Yep.
You've gone so normal now!
You're done?
No?
You're filming, aren't you?
Why are you filming this?
Sing!
What do I have to do now?
Sing, sing, sing!
*sings Dutch songs*
[loud banging]
Oh dear, you went a bit too far there!
And you just woke up the whole building!
Goede Morge, Madam!
Thank you for joining FWH,
I will see you next year,
at the big fancy castle,
it's early in the morning so people have to leave
BBF, why is your camera still here?
I dunno, but take
care of your equipment, well there
are no thieves at FWH but there are
hyenas, they're very dangerous
maybe they will steal your camera.
But now it's time to go, so
Good bye and
I hope you enjoyed FWH!