Noooooooh!
Ah yeah, I'm back!
Gonna do the whole Cooper thing?
Pretty sure you are.
I came all the way here
to do this crap over and over
and over again.
Faen! Perkele!
Aaaah holy crap it's a camera!
AAAAAHHH! It's Eurofurence
I'm so happy to be here, finally
I waited a whole year,
I love you guys, don't ever
leave me!
One beer, please!
Oh wait, it's too early for that.
Nope, I already had one.
Oh, dammit, yeah! I had two champagnes
on the plane on the way over
the stewardess came over and said "Would you like
champagne?" I said, "I guess I would!"
Then she came and said, "Another one?"
"Oh, yes, I would!"
Then I arrived here!
Xzadfor: They need beer.
Everything runs
on beer. There we go.
Come on, say something!
Something stupid? No?
Not saying anything...
I'll get him later.
This good fella,
he will tell you something.
Talk to the camera.
It's a nice camera.
It will do good to you. Trust me.
Just real quick here,
the amazing swag for supersponsors
This is a
portable blanket
It has a little
A velcro closure. This is awesome.
Flying with this is gonna be amazing.
A bag...
Kinda Indiana Jones here, this is
The quality, this is...
this is the bomb!
Look at this thing.
The con is really stepping up their...
their game. A nice shirt!
That's very nice.
An awesome pin, wow.
This is awesome. Supersponsoring here is the bomb.
Le Beard!
Oh no!
We haven't even started yet!
Look at an animal instead!
Oooooh!
Go get it right! Nose! Nose!
No!
It's you again!
Ooooh, got my hands in my pockets!
Wooow! Got my hands in my pocket!
I got nothing this time,
I don't have enough alcohol in me yet, but soon.
He's got his hands in his pocket.
Hands in my pockets! Wooow!
What if you put your hands in his pockets?
Nonononono!
Good morning!
Guten Morgen!
I brought a dog!
I like this!
[barking intensifies]
Are there any dogs behind me?
They're doing dog things.
Bow wow wow bow bow!
Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
Nein! Nein!
There's a Canadian invasion in Eurofurence now.
It's a Canasian!
We are Canasioning invasioning the
Estrel Berlin and
there's apparently a good contingent
of seven of us so basically we have enough
to establish the parliament of Canada.
Hello!
Sieben... Sieben Katzenleben!
It good yes!
What's this?
Sieben Katzenlieben!
Ja! One Two!
One! Two!
Sieben Katzenleben!
It's okay, don't worry, just making fun of your language!
The gods now wish to introduce
the well known and highly respected
apprentice:
He, who has been
granted the honor of guiding us
on our journey:
Behold: Cheetah!
Hello everyone!
And welcome to the Eurofurence
23 Opening Ceremonies!
It's wonderful that all of you
could make it!
we're here in the wonderful Estrel
Hotel for the fourth time
which is about as
long as we have been in the Maritim
before or longer
than we have been in the Ringberg before
and as it seems we're going
to stay here for a while!
As you might have seen,
the lobby was finished
in the last second literally
the day before we came in people were still
taking the protective covers off
the new chairs and tables and
I want to thank the hotel
staff for pulling this off, because we were not really
sure, thank you so much!
And the first thing I'd like to
do is to introduce our guests of honor!
And our first guest of honor is sitting over there
That's Shannon
also known as Qarrezel
Oh, it works!
Hello!
So yeah, thank you for coming here.
You've all seen her fursuits, could all the
Qarrezel fursuits please wave!
Hello Eurofurence!
Thank you for being here!
This year, the charity team has
a lot of events in store
and the
charity itself is called
Sieben Katzenleben and
I'd like to show a video
because that gives you an idea as to what they do.
Eurofurence is proud to present our
charity for 2017:
Sieben Katzenleben!
Which translates to:
Seven Catlives.
Since 2010, this
non profit organisation
has worked tirelessly to help homeless
cats in need find safe
and loving homes.
This is the baby cage
Each single one of those
young lives would be
over if Anna didn't help
them. This is
Anna with Murria,
She's a little bit crazy, she likes
to be with humans
Unfortunately, consciousness towards
the fate of these poor animals
is still far less pronounced
than in any other countries
therefore, the charity works actively
to educate the
local population. To make sure
our charity can continue helping
and saving cat lives, please
help us raise money
and help improve the general
situation for them in Spain.
Our charity will be available for you
in person at the convention.
So please feel free to
stop by at the charity booth.
On behalf of Sieben Katzenleben
and all the cats in need:
Thank you for your support.
As you saw in the video,
there's a lot of cats looking
for a new home and
there are a lot of urgent cases of cats
looking for a loving home.
They're looking for a snuggle....
I think there's a cockroach looking for a home too.
Alright, we're running late,
we have to speed up the pace a little bit
especially because the video team
seems to be really bored right there!
We have a completely new section in the art show
which is located at the
left side of the adult
part under the bleachers
Clown porn!
Sorry?
Thanks to the entire rest of the EF team
for making this
convention happen, and
and
now I want you to listen
very carefully
because it will only be said once:
I hereby
declare Eurofurence 23
open!
I came here to get away from you.
And you followed me like a lost puppy.
Lost cat.
He's special
We love him anyway, even though he's sometimes
as dumb as a...
Love you, sweetie...
GET OFF MY NOSE!
Eeeehhhh..
Does that matter?
Haa haa.... AAAAHH!
Xzadfoooor!
WHOOOAH!! You did it! Are you happy?
I came 6000 miles
and this is what you do to me
in Pittsburgh, like you
just can't leave me alone?
What??
You're stalking me, that's right,
you don't go to this convention for anybody else,
you come here to boop this, that's right!
I am in your homeland,
so I guess I am
I need to get booped, so
I'm so out of my element here, I feel so
Ooohh.. look at all the Europeans
You're drunk!
Ooooh!
I'm the foreigner here!
I never get to be the foreigner!
I'm the foreigner this time!
I'm the foreigner at this con!
That's amazing, right?
YES!
Oh god!
Where's my Seven Eleven, where's my Walmart??
I'm so out of my element here!
Let's see what's in German bathrooms...
I don't get it, why is the door like this?
It's got like a cutout
like...
is that really neccessary?
I flushed it and there's still toilet paper in here.
It doesn't quite... flush it
multiple times because there's a cup of water in there
I thought this is like a tissue or
a trash can but
that's the flush for the toilet!
This is my foot. The bottom of the tub
I swear to god, it's like
this far off the ground.
They don't have a normal trap in the
sink, it's like a little thing here
what the hell that even works
They don't give you like
soaps on a counter, they give you
these weird ketchup
squeeze bottle for soap
the outlets, look at this:
A little hole
like a little thing in there
what is that
Germany is trying to kill me!
Just film my T-shirt
so that your tape is wasted...
Anyway, where were we?
Oh yes, the secret plots to
overthrow BBF!
You know I'm not supposed to exist out of suit?
Dammit, now my holographic projection
is being seen.
This is annoying!
Yes, rolling! Yes, video!
It's video!
[random fast paced chatter]
CAN YOU STAND STILL FOR A MOMENT?!
It's video! For Facebook! Video! Video!
I am
supporting this interruption!
For this is a boop from the
professional states
United States of America!
There you go!
End of transmission!
Meow! Look at this place!
Parading around, what are we doing here?
Meow mew meow!
Oh, a present! For me?
However did you know?
Any cat furries here?
Oh bubblewrap! I love this! Thank you!
Thank you very much, gentlemen! This is cute!
Hello Kayjay, how are you today?
Hi! I'm....
very... uhm...
braindead today.
Like chicken.
When is the Pawpet Show?
The Pawpet Show is at
Saturday at
5:30pm!
Oh, I can't wait!
The Foxinator!
Laser!
You're a fox! Not from Planet Earth!
Hey, there's a super-meow!
[cats meow 'Knocking On Heaven's Door']
It's a dead snep!
This is an ex-snep!
Be funny.
Meow!
Meow?
Meow!
You're doing good!
Make sure to get you from all angles.
This is what I look like all around, guys!
Take it all in!
Isn't this a great con?
It's a great con! I love this con!
Best con ever!
This is a party with other things to do!
Other things to do and to look at!
Everything's a little different here, I love it!
Everything to look at!
What am I wearing? Today...
is Hawaiian!
You're wearing my shower curtain!
What are you doing?
Can I tease you?
Ahm nahm nahm nahm!
Oh, alright, won't do that then.
Oh my!
Those piercing insane eyes of...
...insane...
...terrible power!
The most famous wolf in the fandom.
Yeah, you're very famous!
Arrrmmnahmnahm!
You probably didn't know about that fanclub that
was coming to visit that time you stepped on the bus!
Why are you wearing a fucking building?
It's a Rattie.
Looking very ratty!
You're a Jillsuit, aren't you?
Yes, you are!
Mr. Wiggle-Ears!
Yeah, for BBF!
Oh, tongue and everything!
The special hair!
His tail has a stinger, he'll infect
you with one of these...
Quakefox-eggs, and then another Quakefox
pops out of your chest.
This is my tail!
This is a tail!
How are you doing?
How are you? Have you been drinking?
Not yet.
Good!
We gotta get you started!
It's almost 5 o'clock
in America!
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Hello!
This is the foxarazzi here.
It's not cold!
They don't have ice in Germany.
Ice does not exist in this country.
They're very stingy with their coke.
They got a whole new country after WWII
and didn't install ice makers. I don't get it.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to EF 23
Enter The Arena!
Famis!
Hello, it's nice to see you dance for the first time since
I'm here for the first time.
And you're very charming.
And you did not trip over that tail!
You controlled it really well I noticed!
Here is Jail.
No-Fear Street Husky!
Put your hands together for Dexter!
Rowdy.
I see that look on your face!
If we were back in the USA everyone would
go "Whooo yeah he
Aaaahhh"
Thank goodness you Europeans actually have any class.
Okay, I can't say anything bad right now.
No, not to that face.
Thumbs up, five stars!
You're waving your little noodles at... what was that?
Oh, you... not...
You are the Noodles!
You stole my noodles! Give them back!
Can everyone once more give a round of applause for Famis?
It is always a pleasure!
Put your hands together for Math!
The concept for the dance was very strong,
I think you have excellent control
over your movements.
Put your hands together for Volter!
On third place of ETA 2017
Faolan!
Congratulations, don't drop it.
Second place:
Jail!
First place, Eurofurence 23
Enter The Arena...
Put your hands together:
For Dexter!