[boombox blasts rock music]
[boom box blasts hip hop]
[boomboxes stop playing]
[boomboxes play 'Run-DMC - Walk This Way']
Oh. Hi!
Oh my god!
I'm your god!
I'm his god!!
Is that the big fat bastard?
[crowd goes "Whoop whoop!"]
Oh no!
You stole my soul!
You've stolen my soul!
Can you see the.... *laughs*
Can you see the future in his head?
You might have to rub it some!
Yeah!
The future is alcohol!
And rat tail!
Hello, Curly Moustache Man
behind the really.... HELLOOO!
Cheetah!
Ooohoohoooohoooo00000rrrr!
0rr 0rrr 0rrrrr 000rrrr!
Sorry, I had too much wine and Cai Pirinja!
I'm totally out of order,
and it's fun!
Mr. Andersson!
Nice to see you!
We did not expect you!
I'm way too sober for this.
I need more alcohol.
[really bad singing]
We are drunk as fuck!
We are drunk as fuck the German way!
Ja!
Hallooo!
This... is Eurofurence
twothousand...
fucking-sixteen!
Twentytwo! Yaaaahhh!
Back to the eighties motherfuckaaah!
[strange song about Tay or so...]
[Xzadfor sings Tay stuff]
It's the final Taydown!
Is there anything you'd like to say about Thursday night?
It's Friday night.
Fuck!
What day is this?
What fucking day is this?
You have the right to an attorney.
If you can't afford one, one
will be provided to you. Do you understand your rights?
I need a yes or a no!
A squirrel your size...
there must be a lot of nuts around here.
The nuts thing is a complete myth.
Really?
Squirrels like to eat at Nando's,
they're big fans of chicken,
There's so much about
squirrels that's not true
Did you know we lay eggs?
Squirrel eggs are this big,
8 squirrels in each egg...
Everything you hear about squirrels is not true.
Mostly....
Mostly dealing, really...
Dealing, you know...
Wanna buy some pegs?
Ahh, I've been clean from pegs for a while.
No extra cubs today?
Shut it!
Dogs and squirrels...
Dogs and squirrels don't get along at all...
Look at this strong rat, I could smell it from across the room!
Strong!
Can't sleep, con will eat me!
It's a husky!
The inner guts of a husky!
It's the gutsky.
Heeey!
Whassup!
Welcome to the super secret bullshit room!
You're Dibs!
I am!
What's up Dibs?
Not a lot.
Where you're from?
Netherlands!
Netherlands? Nice!
Alright then!
What are you listening to here?
Oh come on!
You're adapting to a phone?
This is awesome, however,
You gotta use a tape, man!
I know but that kills the batteries.
Ohhh well....
The only people,
person I really had to come out to
about being furry, was
my own daughter.
And she still disapproves
but she still loves me because I'm her
mom, she calls me every night,
She's called me and lefft messages,
on my phone every night,
and the end of it always is "I love you, mom!"
That's okay, so I guess she accepts
that I'm furry. She thinks that
I'm crazy for being furry...
Her problem, not mine!
[laughter]
Kage's fursona is a cockroach.
Not really. That's his name.
He doesn't feel like a cockroach.
[laughter]
The reason he's a cockroach
you all know that story.
When he was in grad school
and was playing one of the games
where you had to have an animal name,
and he was living in a flea-bitten
hotel some place,
and the other kids
were like dial-up connection
15 minutes before you'd get an answer
if you asked a question...
and they said "What would you like to have?"
Wolves were taken, foxes taken, cheetahs
taken, all the birds were gone,
and they're staying for the process on his computer
They said "Kagemushi!"
Because he had read the Kagemushi comic books.
Fox, are you sending messages to Sam?
I'm tweeting that picture of you in the Cheetah kigu.
[laughter]
I know your son.
Are we talking about Kage?
Yes!
I saw him in the bar.
This is a huge, big secret.
If anybody blows it I'm gonna
be really mad.
Next time Fox and 2
or soembody else I know
well is down for a wine stream,
I'm gonna get
and give them
pictures of Sam starting at baby,
first grade, sixth grade,
And I'll just go like this:
That'll freak him out!
I came across a sixteen
year old picture,
it's a cute picture,
he doesn't look as cute now,
and he had that hair,
I also found a picture
of him with a moustache and a
beard, it was down when
he went fishing, and
they were gonna bring back a big fish so
we could cook for dinner,
He's shown that at one point.
This is a fantastic picture.
He's standing outside the garage
door with this huge
fish... that they
bought at the toy store.
[laughter]
"We got a fish, mom!"
But it's a great picture.
You gotta watch, he's....
I wouldn't say he's sneaky...
he's sneaky.
When I explain to people that don't know furry,
I'd just tell them
You know the Disney cartoon, yes?
You've got it all there.
It starts from there and...
They love the animals, the cartoons,
the art, the friendship.
My husband's still watched cartoons every Saturday.
Roadrunner...
I can give you a plot for
every single roadrunner movie
there was.
I've got them all
all of them on my computer.
Okay.
You would've gotten along real well.
He looked forward to when the grandchildren would come
so he had an excuse to watch cartoons.
When my kids were little we always had two cats, two dogs...
hamsters,...
everything.
Sam has spiders.
We were a little crazy about that.
I went into his room one day
and there was a spider web
and I went with a
broom and he said "No! Stop!"
"That's my favourite spider!"
Now I didn't say "Oh you're
spidery!"
To this day,
there's his door spider,
They went right in my face when I came to visit.
"Aren't spiders creepy things?"
No, they're not!
Spiders are good!
They kill cockroaches.
How's it going?
Well, last night...
Your expert opinion, are any nuts nearby?
That whole nuts thing's gotten..
It's still not happening.
He eats eggs, that's why he's farting.
That's why he never goes for a poo.
Eggbound!
What do otters eat?
They eat smaller otters.
Fish!
And squirrels!
Don't eat squirrels.
Oh. It's recording.
Of course it's recording.
I'm American. I aim two things at people:
Guns and cameras. This one has to be
a camera.
Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay....
He really seems annoyed, so...
you reached your goal.
Do you know Strife?
Tay tata Tay!
Boy of wonder I don't know
the text...
Something something Tay something...
Oh, it's a massage wolf.
He's got a massage for you.
Use the claws, Luke...
Having fun?
Oh good!
He was trying to steal my wine downstairs.
You should know better. There's better people
than you let him try. Even foxes have failed.
Alright. we've got a bitey one here, I like that.
*beep*
*boop* *boop* *boop*
I've got a dog!
It's my dog!
Awooooooo!
No awoo, no awoo.
It's a fat man! Scibbydibbydibby....
You better sing about me in public bitch!
Box-face-furry!
Don't do drugs. I mean, change your underwear
but don't change anything else.
And click it or ticket,
fare thee well!
Dhary wanted to make a joke
and he handcuffed this poor guy...
*aoooo arroooo*
And then he forgot that he had the
keys in his room!
WHEEE!
[laughter]