I know I'm in 4D now
but that doesn't make it more interesting.
Oh, it's only 3D tho,
one of them is off. How boring.
Hi there!
Stop filming me!
Noooo!
"Stop filming me" doesn't mean
See? Yes, it works!
Go film...
PHOTOBOOOOMB!!!
No cameras!
Neaaaaahhhh!
See? Look.... look...
I'm being abused!
See? Look!
Nah, go! Go! Ack! No!
You see better?
I can't see shit now!
Who are you?
[sounds of tortured strings]
Too late! Too late!
Hi BBF!
You need to shut down!
No!
I really don't like to....
Come on!
Stop it!
No!
A German flag!
Zzey have invaded!
Stop filming me!
Goddamned!
Welcome!
To Confuzzled!
Oh wait, it's almost over!
I was wondering where you were!
I wasn't being stalked by anyone.
That's strange!
Filmen Sie mich nicht! Don't film me!
Das ist hier verboten! That's not allowed here!
Live aus der Wildbahn: Live from the wild:
Und wieder hat der Teufel eine arme Seele gefunden Again, the devil has found a poor soul
und wiegt sie in Sicherheit. and makes it feel safe.
Beobachten Sie weiter und stellen Sie fest, wie es ausgehen wird. Watch and see what happens next.
Ich fürchte, diese Seele ist für immer verloren. I'm afraid this soul is gone for good.
Dreh' Dich nicht um. Don't turn around.
Scheiße!! Fuck!
Don't read my tweets please!
Get away!
You're not allowed to film me!
Get away!
I'm with stupid!
What's that mean? I mean, trouble?
Let me break your wrist a little.
Tea?
That was what we call a Mexican run!
MEXICAN EMERGENCY!!
The ceremonial rubbing of
BBF's beard!
It wouldn't be Confuzzled without it!
Are you recording?
I'm recording.
Excellent.
*whines*
Hi, Kee!
Can you save me from this guy?
Oh sure, yes!
Get away!
Try not to smile!
Any minute now!
Hello!
I got hypnotized!
Guten Abend!
I will eat your soul!
Down with foxes! Down with foxes!
Bloody foxes,
coming in here,
stalking our women,
eating them!
None of that!
Come and see the violence!
Can you see?
I'm being repressed!
Help!
Who cares what the fox says?
You saw it, didn't you?
Terrible display, terrible!
Hang on a bit...
Are you a fox?
I'm a fox!
He's a fox! Get him!
It starts with a little lick, then a little bite,
and then you're dead!
Hatred!
Hatred! Hatred!
Help me!
Eh... don't!
[more Karaoke]
[the accoustic equivalent to British food]
[even the chicken run from it!]
Willkommen zu der Late Night Party Welcome to the Late Night Party
auf Confuzzled! at Confuzzled!
[something Spanish]
Hey BeBeF!
How you're doing?
are you good?
Wait... No!!
You got this?
Try and take a selfie!
I'm gonna pass this back to BBF.
Hello World!
This is Confuzzled 2015!
Yay, he's got the year right!
*laughter*
Oooohhh..
This is a breakfast, we're
still fucked up, we're still drinking.
Dranking!
*sigh*
Enjoy it, don't chugg it!
sssshhhhhh...!
Guinness....
Love it, don't shove it in your face!
I will enjoy every
single molecule of this
delicious brown nectar.
I'm at a furry con, aren't I?
Yeah, I'm at a furry con!
Holy shit!
Why do I keep doing this?
Why do I keep coming here?
I'm not really here.
I have disappeared!
Oh go away!
You know it happens every time!
Hi, I'm Pinky!
And this is, what time is it now?
5 in the morning? 6?
5:25!
5:25 in the morning!
And I'd like to
at this point *drunk gibberish*
Alcohol is the pain of my life!
And of yours as well!
You still don't know it yet!
And if you never discovered this
then you're pretty fucking sad!
There we go.
My name is Shanie
I like Germans,
angry Germans,
and confusing Germans,
drunken Germans,
and....
you've got to edit the next bit out...
cats!
Dogs,
leashes,
Alicia Keys,
Meow
the sound of....
meow!
What's this?
[Must be bird language, it's not understandable]
Do you have any permit for this?
You have a permit for this?
I do!
I don't think, noo-oh.
Sorry, not allowed to do this anymore!
Confiscated!
It's video!
He's got to have fun!
You to go dance, get drunk, have some fun!
*arrroooooooooouuuuuhhhh*
*arrroouuuuhhh!!!*
So cuuuuute!
*arrroouuuuhhh!!!*
[piano plays]
[Ári howls]
*pling!*
Your first chord!
*squeeee!*
UH!!
Almost dropped the Bass!
I love your fursuit!!
Ooohmaahgawd can I have a selfie with you?!
I follow all your Tweets
Can I add you on my phone?
Can I have your phone number?
I can call you every day and
tell you how awesome you are!
Wait....!
*laughter*
I need that!
I can't look at Twitter anymore now!
Oh no!
I hate you and yet it's adorable!
I'm conflicted right now!
I used to be your biggest fanboy
but after this, I'm going to tweet
what a twat you are!
[Snugglebunny plays 'Happy Birthday']
[Snugglebunny tries to play 'Happy Birthday']
[ouch, that hurt!]
It's simple!!
E with the C sharp bass!
[sounds good]
[sounds really good]
[aaand he ruined it]
This is because I'm drunk, I know it normally!
I'm drunk as well!
Omni here is 35 today so
we're all gonna wish him happy birthday
so I'm gonna start playing and at the count of three
we all need to sing along to embarass him
as much as possible, okay?
[Happy Birthday Song]
[interpreted by someone who CAN play the piano]
[that means not by Snugglebunny!]
I drink coffee...
I'm not drunk!
Aaah, don't believe him!
And now: Kiss!
Naaawww!
Shyyy...!
Good night, guys!
I'm an old man!