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I know I'm in 4D now
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but that doesn't make it more interesting.
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Oh, it's only 3D tho,
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one of them is off. How boring.
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Hi there!
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Stop filming me!
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Noooo!
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"Stop filming me" doesn't mean
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See? Yes, it works!
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Go film...
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PHOTOBOOOOMB!!!
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No cameras!
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Neaaaaahhhh!
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See? Look.... look...
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I'm being abused!
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See? Look!
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Nah, go! Go! Ack! No!
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You see better?
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I can't see shit now!
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Who are you?
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[sounds of tortured strings]
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Too late! Too late!
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Hi BBF!
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You need to shut down!
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No!
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I really don't like to....
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Come on!
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Stop it!
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No!
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A German flag!
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Zzey have invaded!
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Stop filming me!
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Goddamned!
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Welcome!
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To Confuzzled!
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Oh wait, it's almost over!
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I was wondering where you were!
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I wasn't being stalked by anyone.
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That's strange!
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Filmen Sie mich nicht!
Don't film me!
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Das ist hier verboten!
That's not allowed here!
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Live aus der Wildbahn:
Live from the wild:
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Und wieder hat der Teufel eine arme Seele gefunden
Again, the devil has found a poor soul
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und wiegt sie in Sicherheit.
and makes it feel safe.
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Beobachten Sie weiter und stellen Sie fest, wie es ausgehen wird.
Watch and see what happens next.
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Ich fürchte, diese Seele ist für immer verloren.
I'm afraid this soul is gone for good.
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Dreh' Dich nicht um.
Don't turn around.
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Scheiße!!
Fuck!
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Don't read my tweets please!
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Get away!
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You're not allowed to film me!
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Get away!
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I'm with stupid!
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What's that mean? I mean, trouble?
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Let me break your wrist a little.
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Tea?
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That was what we call a Mexican run!
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MEXICAN EMERGENCY!!
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The ceremonial rubbing of
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BBF's beard!
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It wouldn't be Confuzzled without it!
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Are you recording?
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I'm recording.
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Excellent.
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*whines*
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Hi, Kee!
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Can you save me from this guy?
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Oh sure, yes!
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Get away!
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Try not to smile!
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Any minute now!
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Any minute now!
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Hello!
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I got hypnotized!
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Guten Abend!
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I will eat your soul!
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Down with foxes! Down with foxes!
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Bloody foxes,
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coming in here,
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stalking our women,
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eating them!
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None of that!
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Come and see the violence!
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Can you see?
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I'm being repressed!
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Help!
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Who cares what the fox says?
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You saw it, didn't you?
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Terrible display, terrible!
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Hang on a bit...
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Are you a fox?
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I'm a fox!
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He's a fox! Get him!
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It starts with a little lick, then a little bite,
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and then you're dead!
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Hatred!
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Hatred! Hatred!
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Help me!
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Eh... don't!
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[more Karaoke]
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[the accoustic equivalent to British food]
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[even the chicken run from it!]
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Willkommen zu der Late Night Party
Welcome to the Late Night Party
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auf Confuzzled!
at Confuzzled!
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[something Spanish]
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Hey BeBeF!
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How you're doing?
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are you good?
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Wait... No!!
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You got this?
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Try and take a selfie!
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I'm gonna pass this back to BBF.
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Hello World!
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This is Confuzzled 2015!
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Yay, he's got the year right!
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*laughter*
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Oooohhh..
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This is a breakfast, we're
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still fucked up, we're still drinking.
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Dranking!
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*sigh*
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Enjoy it, don't chugg it!
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sssshhhhhh...!
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Guinness....
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Love it, don't shove it in your face!
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I will enjoy every
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single molecule of this
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delicious brown nectar.
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I'm at a furry con, aren't I?
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Yeah, I'm at a furry con!
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Holy shit!
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Why do I keep doing this?
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Why do I keep coming here?
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I'm not really here.
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I have disappeared!
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Oh go away!
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You know it happens every time!
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Hi, I'm Pinky!
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And this is, what time is it now?
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5 in the morning? 6?
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5:25!
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5:25 in the morning!
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And I'd like to
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at this point *drunk gibberish*
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Alcohol is the pain of my life!
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And of yours as well!
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You still don't know it yet!
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And if you never discovered this
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then you're pretty fucking sad!
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There we go.
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My name is Shanie
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I like Germans,
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angry Germans,
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and confusing Germans,
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drunken Germans,
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and....
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you've got to edit the next bit out...
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cats!
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Dogs,
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leashes,
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Alicia Keys,
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Meow
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the sound of....
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meow!
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What's this?
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[Must be bird language, it's not understandable]
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Do you have any permit for this?
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You have a permit for this?
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I do!
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I don't think, noo-oh.
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Sorry, not allowed to do this anymore!
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Confiscated!
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It's video!
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He's got to have fun!
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You to go dance, get drunk, have some fun!
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*arrroooooooooouuuuuhhhh*
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*arrroouuuuhhh!!!*
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So cuuuuute!
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*arrroouuuuhhh!!!*
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*arrroouuuuhhh!!!*
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[piano plays]
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[Ári howls]
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*pling!*
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Your first chord!
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*squeeee!*
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UH!!
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Almost dropped the Bass!
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I love your fursuit!!
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Ooohmaahgawd can I have a selfie with you?!
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I follow all your Tweets
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Can I add you on my phone?
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Can I have your phone number?
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I can call you every day and
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tell you how awesome you are!
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Wait....!
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*laughter*
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I need that!
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I can't look at Twitter anymore now!
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Oh no!
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I hate you and yet it's adorable!
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I'm conflicted right now!
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I used to be your biggest fanboy
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but after this, I'm going to tweet
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what a twat you are!
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[Snugglebunny plays 'Happy Birthday']
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[Snugglebunny tries to play 'Happy Birthday']
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[ouch, that hurt!]
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It's simple!!
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E with the C sharp bass!
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[sounds good]
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[sounds really good]
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[aaand he ruined it]
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This is because I'm drunk, I know it normally!
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I'm drunk as well!
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Omni here is 35 today so
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we're all gonna wish him happy birthday
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so I'm gonna start playing and at the count of three
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we all need to sing along to embarass him
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as much as possible, okay?
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[Happy Birthday Song]
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[interpreted by someone who CAN play the piano]
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[that means not by Snugglebunny!]
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I drink coffee...
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I'm not drunk!
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Aaah, don't believe him!
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And now: Kiss!
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Naaawww!
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Shyyy...!
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Good night, guys!
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I'm an old man!