I'm in a bit of a stressy situation!
Hello!
Oh, there we go! Hello!
Can you...? Oh, oh god!
Uh oh!
Hey BBF!
Can I show you something on my phone?
I wanna show you something amazing!
There is my room!
It's so spacious and wide!
I know that you have a particular version
of rooms with tiny windows!
[sings] Hello!
Is it Tay you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes!
I can see it in your smile!
Because all you ever wanted was this Tay!
What is happening?!
Hello!
How you're doing?
Alright?
How's it going?
Having a good time?
Good for you!
Now fuck off!
*pew pew pew*
*pew*
Arrrarrarrarrr!
Go fuck yourself, seriously!
I'm dead!
I just arrived!
We got up at 2:30 and
aaah.... I look terrible.
These are her shoes!
Nobody knows me!
Cheers!
Prost!
Now it's got fur in it!
Oh, I'm in 3D!
Hey!
Hi!
Unsere 12-Stunden geschundenen Gesichter festzuhalten ist It's not fair to record our faces that
ziemlich unfair! been tortured for 12 hours!
Can I have this?
You can noseboop it!
But first, let me take a selfie!
I loooooooooove....
Noodles! Uh huh!
Halloooooh!
Jetzt hast Du mein Gehirn gelöscht mit der Kamera!
Stop deleting my brain
I pre-deleted it with this stuff
which is so
sweet it will knock your sssockssss
Ssswwwww.... socks off!
And... uh...
someone put alcohol in it!
I pre-deleted my brain with
cider and then you came and
pointed that thing at me and now it's gone!
No idea what I was talking about!
[fart noise intensifies]
Hello!
I love yoooou!
Hellooo!
Hi!
Awwawawawawawww!
I'm afraid! Nuuu!
Alkohol. Auch für Sie zuhause. Alcohol. Available in a store near you.
Whoah! I didn't see that there!
*Baaaaahhhh!*
*Baaah baaahhh!*
*Baaaar*
*baaar baaaaar!*
Don't worry, we're just stopping by!
Bloody sheep!
*Baaaahhh!*
You're obsessed!
Alright, go on in!
Where am I?
That's amazing!
Please join us!
I've saved you a seat!
Take a seat at our table!
There you are!
So, Alice!
Welcome to my party,
this paerty is called Confuzzled!
That's amazing!
It's wonderful to have you here!
Confuzzled is the biggest
gathering in the UK
for furries, it's just
like a big party really.
And... what we do
here is: We have
five days of fantastic party, fun
We have panels where it's all about
your shared interests
You can socialize with your friends!
Drink with your friends!
And most importantly, discos,
plenty of dances, well,
I can't really describe it so
A demonstration!
What can our wonderful attendees expect
to see at the pawpet show this year?
Drama, action, suspense,
and some good oldfashioned British comedy
freshly scraped from the bottom
of the barrel! Just how we like it!
Oh dear, have we forgotten to mention we have musical acts?
I can 100% guarantee it's going to be a lot better than what's going on at the bar.
We're on at the same time as the Karaoke!
Even better, the Lord of Scheduling has seen fit to
start our show the same time as the Eurovision Song Contest!
I'm fine with that tho!
If I'd want to watch people making noise
wearing costumes, making fools of themselves,
I might as well go to a furry conv.......
Never mind.
I'd like to invite to the table
to talk to us, please,
Henrieke!
Henrieke, welcome to Wonderland,
welcome to our wonderful
party table, and please,
I'd like you to introduce yourself to Alice!
Just say a few words!
Not my fault!
I came here
from the Netherlands,
That's a long way!
I really love drawing and making stuff,
and I'm lucky enough to do it for a living.
Apparently some people like it so much
that they invited me over here!
I'm very lucky to be here!
My other guest for this wonderful party
is a gentleman who
hails from Wales. His name:
Jeff Minter, also known as
Yak!
Just say a few words about yourself, Sir!
Thanks for inviting me to the party!
I've never been to a party like this before.
I live in West Wales with
a flock of very spoiled
tame sheep and
I've been making video games and software
for probably longer than many of you
have been alive.
My software is
most frequently themed around
furry animals
and right here, there's other
soft "wear" around here
that's themed around furry animals!
Take a seat at my table!
I'm getting pretty hungry.
Is there any food at this tea party?
Do you fancy some food now?
Well, I have a friend...
from the Hilton
who has prepared something rather special
I'd like to ask my good friend Ernest to
come up on the stage here.
Yes, it's cookies!
And yes, it's just out of reach!
We spent a long time planning that!
Last thing to let you know is:
Temporary fursuit lounge is next to
where registration was, that will stay open today
until we have the main fursuit lounge
in the Kings Suite set up,
don't pay any attention -- DO pay attention
to the con book, just dont pay any attention to
that bit of the conbook.
They wrote "ignore the conbook" but I think that's wrong!
I didn't write it!
He did!
He wrote it!
You are but a puppet!
Yes?
Aaaanyway....
As with all good parties,
I'd like to invite you all to join the fun!
I'm gonna declare Confuzzled 2015
is officially
open!
Go on!
You can do it, you can do it!
BOOP!
I have no idea what I'm getting into.
Welcome to Confuzzled!
Yaaaaay!
Eins, Zwei, Polizei!
Do I smell like drugs?
Am I getting arrested?
Can't catch me!
See this light?
See this?
There is no light.
Yes, there is!
There isn't!
Oh, it's broken!
Gotcha!
Hello Mr. Joecifur, how's it doing today?
Going gut, ja!
Got gut weather, ja!
Das ist schön, ja! That's nice!
It's raining, almost!
No, it's not!
But it will do!
Haaiiii!
Hello!
It is rotating doors you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes!
*whines*
Hallo! Wir stehen hier auf Confuzzled Hello, we're standing here on top of Confuzzled
die größte Ansammlung schimmelig gewordener Fursuiter the largest gathering of mouldy fursuiters
in ganz Deutschland in Germany,
Wie Sie sehen sind wir garnicht in Deutschland As you can see, we aren't in Germany
dass heisst ich erzähle nur Scheiße that means I'm ralking bullshit
den ganzen Tag über. the whole day.
Neben mir steht ein rosa Ding There's a pink thing standing next to me
Deswegen macht es überhaupt nichts. So it doesn't matter at all.
Ich könnte Ihnen jetzt natürlich etwas über den Peniskalibrator I might as well talk about the penis calibrator...
Nein, das werde ich jetzt nicht. Nope, not going to.
Ich kann doch nicht Dein Geheimnis verraten! I can't spoil your secret!
Was, dass er in Wirklichkeit ein rosa Kaninchen ist? That he's really just a pink bunny?
Hey, this is Confuzzled and you're all...
...fucking losers for coming here!
Seriously, go home!
Aufn? It's AUFN.!
Which means it's recording!
And out of battery!
No, it isn't.
Is it?
Oh, it's low!
Shit happens, bro!
I'm not going!
Oh yes?
Yay, I can go to CFD!
Shanie, give a hug!
Shh, you didn't see nothing!
I have more now!
Look what I got!
I got fluffy things!
New thing from Norway yo!
We found it at the airport!
I was thinking, "where the hell is BBF?"
"Been way too long since I saw him with his camera."
It's not what it looks like, seriously!
[This is Karaoke.]
[If you're one of the people who depend on subtitles]
[due to hearing impairment.....]
[Be thankful!]
[signed, the editor!]
It's a camera thingie!
I know, I think it is!
I think it's recording!
I think we're supposed to do something cute!
Okay.
Hug it!
Oh camera!
Hi camera I love you!
Oh you're so....
...not so soft, camera!
It's not really soft and huggable, is it?
So that doesn't work.
We need a new plan.
I think
lots of people came up with that idea! *ptt*
I hope we didn't catch anything.
*blech* Okay,
That doesn't work.
THAT works!
Success!
That smile indicates success!
Hello!
I am the mobile
secutity command centre.
With an iPad
that I can't get into
because I don't know the password,
and....
I have these headphones that
I could land an aircraft with,
I need a beer.
Alles weg! Alles muss raus! Everything must go!
Kaufen Sie! Buy now!
Mach das nicht! Don't do that!
Cheers!
Stop Pinky'ing me!
Go get your own fucking food!
No food and drink in the den!
Cats rule, dogs drool!
I want you all to look up towards Jason!
Jason and Dhary up there!
Go give a big wave!
Hi!
Cupcakes?
Photobomb!
There are some people
usually furries,
that simply won't be rushed
that like to take their
time, have some lunch
and nobody is better at this
than these guys.
Now normally it would
not have been a problem, were it not that
they are setting up a bloody
convention.
Next to getting the damn thing stuck
at every turn, they're
literally using the largest
piece of regurgitated
slag, painted rotten
strawberry faded red,
put on the smallest wheels
known to man.
If the carpenter sees this, I'm fucked.
And while this may make for some
interesting bit of footage,
It does leave quite
a nasty aftertaste.
No pictures! Nope!
Slowmotion-time!
It's emergency!
Get out of the way!
HONK!!